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00:09To be continued...
00:30Hello?
00:30But we need to get out of here.
00:33It's the grave of Alison Grant.
00:35Do you mean that Gary might have killed that girl?
00:38I think I hid something.
00:39Shit.
00:40Thanks for stopping by, neighbors.
00:42This was so reckless.
00:44I know something's wrong.
00:46Rob shows a proclivity towards violence.
00:49Enough!
00:50What's in there?
00:50Nothing.
00:51Let's just say it's not Gary that we need to be worried about.
00:55It's Rob.
00:56Why the fuck do you still have your phone?
00:58You gotta get rid of it.
00:59It was 20 years ago.
01:01Her body isn't down there.
01:02So just drop it.
01:04Where'd you go?
01:05Just grabbing some water.
01:18Oh, I got exactly what you need.
01:21Boom.
01:22See?
01:23I'll do it.
01:24Almost home, baby.
01:30Hi!
01:31Hi!
01:32Yoo-hoo!
01:33Shira!
01:35Hi!
01:36Sorry.
01:37I'm totally blanking.
01:39Lauren Daniels, we met outside the shop in Glee Plaza the other day.
01:42Uh, sorry.
01:43I don't know where my head went.
01:44Baby brain.
01:45I totally get it.
01:45You remember my daughter, Ains.
01:47Hi.
01:47Hi.
01:48Good to see you guys.
01:49Aw, baby.
01:50It gets easier.
01:51I promise.
01:52But they keep telling me.
01:54It's true.
01:54And you're already so brave bringing him out into public.
01:57I refused to take Ainsley anywhere until she had her second round of shots.
02:00Like, nowhere.
02:00We were completely housebound.
02:02Really?
02:03Is that normal?
02:04No!
02:05It was insane!
02:07Also known as the new normal.
02:09Ains and I are almost done with our little walk.
02:11Thank God.
02:12But I'll see you at the block party on Sunday, right?
02:14What block party?
02:15Are you kidding?
02:17The block party?
02:19Ugh, here.
02:20Okay.
02:20I have the thing.
02:21Oh.
02:24Ugh, how did I not see this?
02:26Baby brain.
02:28It's real.
02:29My mother planned a beautiful party.
02:31All you have to do is walk outside your house.
02:33Right.
02:34Agnes is your mother.
02:35I knew that.
02:36Yes, and I appreciate your sympathetic tone.
02:39The HOA throws it every year.
02:41It's a celebration of the community.
02:44The whole village comes.
02:45The village of Hinkley Hills.
02:47I really hope you can make it, Samira.
02:49There'll be so many nice people for you to meet, other moms, and my mother.
02:53There's a really out-of-ed herself this year.
02:56Okay, we'll see you soon.
02:57Come on, hon.
02:58Do you put something on the phone?
02:59Okay.
03:01What do you think, mom?
03:03Ready to party?
03:05Yeah.
04:36Making way for a new generation of leadership.
04:39Well, until then, stay the fuck out of my fridge.
04:42You're going to regret it.
04:48The nerve of that woman.
04:50Marty's barely cold, and she's demanding his fridge space.
04:54Honey, it's been six months.
04:56Marty's plenty cold.
04:57And she wants his pie.
04:59I love pie.
05:00I know his pie is famous, but I am not just an extension of my dead husband.
05:06I am a human being with my own thoughts and feelings, and my feeling right now is that Agnes Festerson
05:13can fester right off.
05:16Well, I'm sorry, Lynn.
05:18Guys, this block party seems like it's going to be a pretty big deal, huh?
05:21I wonder if Betsy and Gary are going to show up.
05:24Betsy does not exist.
05:26What are you talking about?
05:27We met her.
05:27She has no digital footprint, no social media, no real person involved.
05:33Come on, Betsy Wilsons.
05:35There's got to be thousands of them out there.
05:37Hundreds of thousands of Elizabeth Wilsons.
05:40Any number of them may choose to go by Betsy, but none are she.
05:45And you've gone through all of them?
05:48I've already said too much.
05:50The party really is a blast.
05:52I think you and Rob will have a nice time.
05:54Rob and I aren't exactly at our most loving right now.
05:57What do you mean?
05:59Nothing.
05:59Couples fight.
06:00Especially when you add a baby to the equation.
06:02I'm sure it'll all just blow over, right?
06:07What?
06:09What's that look?
06:10Samira, when you and Rob argue...
06:16You feel safe, don't you?
06:19I mean, does he ever threaten you or become physically aggressive?
06:23No.
06:24Why would you say that?
06:25I wasn't going to say anything.
06:27Famous last words.
06:28When I was watching Miles the other night, I happened to cross a file in Bev's office.
06:34So you were snooping?
06:36Not through any of your things, but two hours unsupervised in my snootiest neighbor's house?
06:42I'm only human, honey.
06:44Go on.
06:45Well, there was a psychiatric evaluation.
06:48What did it say?
06:50Uncontrollable outbursts?
06:51A lack of self-control?
06:54Sounds like he was a pretty angry little guy.
06:57An angry teenage boy?
06:59Really?
06:59Did you also find a tape recording of him having a tantrum as a toddler?
07:03Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
07:06ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
07:07ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
07:11ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
07:12ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
07:12ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
07:12ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
07:13ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
07:17ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
07:20ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
07:21ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
07:21ha
07:21my phone okay guys robert you know how many roberts there are in the world four million seven
07:29hundred and thirty seven thousand four hundred eighty nine in the united states none of whom
07:35grew up across the street from the girl whose name is also in the closet allison
07:47what are y'all trying to say
07:54tim when will you be home sounds pretty controlling the baby needs to eat okay it's fine fine is the
08:02other f word julia likes to say everything is fine see you guys later lay off the wine
08:22rob
08:32samira
08:36what are you doing making dinner in the dark i was trying to surprise you
08:42i just got him down rob i'm sorry but you scared me you came out of nowhere keep your voice
08:47down
08:47holding a knife with blood on your hands blood it's pomegranate juice i was in the middle of
08:52plating that lovely pomegranate salad that you like with the goat cheese i've had a lot of luck going
08:57out recently so i thought i'd do your romantic dinner here instead seeing as you always come
09:01back from lens all tipsy and happy and relatively normal seeming normal seeming you're the one that's
09:07not acting normal i saw you the other night going into the woods yeah you said you were going to
09:11get
09:11water i saw you leaving you lied to me you've been lying the whole time about what your name
09:18todd saw it on a door in the victoria when was that when you were over there vandalizing the basement
09:23please you knew that girl rob you knew her and you need to admit it i never said that i
09:29didn't
09:29you went to a psychiatrist in high school yeah that's hardly a secret for anger issues i'm your
09:34wife why wouldn't you tell me something like that we've only been together a year and a half it never
09:38came up it should come up that's come up stuff fine what do you want to know i want to
09:44know everything
09:44the truth the whole truth okay the whole truth counselor is that maybe my name is written on a
09:59door in the house across the street i have no memory of it but it's definitely possible
10:02because we were friends and i did see a psychiatrist a couple of times when i was in high school
10:07because
10:07said friend suddenly disappeared and my mother in a move that was completely contrary to her entire
10:13british being thought that maybe it was a good idea for me to talk to someone about my feelings after
10:17that did it help yeah a lot so much so that when we met and fell in love and suddenly
10:33got pregnant
10:34and married 20 years later it wasn't really at the forefront of my mind look i love all of this
10:39but
10:39it has been a lot samira so the truth is the other night i did sneak out to the woods
10:43for 20 minutes
10:44to smoke a joint miles was asleep everything was fine but i didn't tell you because i felt guilty i
10:49felt guilty that i can go for a smoke and you can't because there's insufficient studies into the effect of
10:55thc on breast milk because nobody thinks about the mother's comfort i do though i think about your
11:01comfort every single hour of every single day he's out he's perfect yes
11:25i'm sorry i know maybe i just need to get out more see people there is that event this weekend
11:36the hoa block party yeah we got a fly friend in the mailbox i'm in you are it's a party
11:43parties are fun
11:45we used to be fun used to be fun babe we are fun we're so much fun let's be fun
12:05it's such a pretty day y'all it's so beautiful
12:11oh balloons there's actually a lot of stuff here yeah no expense spent
12:27you think gary's gonna show what if we don't worry about him what if we just try to have fun
12:34fun
12:35remember yes fun hi samir and rob hey thank you thank you that little girl's gonna make some money
12:45hey don't forget to take out the check
12:48robert oh hey walters hi for the little one oh he's probably a little bit young for her
12:57don't worry he'll grow into it you made it we did okay this is lauren with a y dying to
13:07meet you
13:07gagging over you and kate hi i'm kate i already said that paid to do her to hinkley hills she
13:14moved
13:14here a couple years ago after her husband died in a car accident i'm sorry no no we were separated
13:20so
13:20please don't let it hijack this conversation this is about you you and only you hello ron oh
13:29i uh better go check on navine she's in good hands okay what do you need pediatrician pedicurist
13:36podiatrist want me to hold the baby to give you back a break um i'm not sure not ready to
13:41hand him off
13:41get we get it we totally do totally is this so exciting to have her here
13:53hey buddy yo yo yo rob fisher is in the house the dj voice has started already hey robert are
14:00you also
14:01here to rock out with your caca he best be because naveen the machine is about to light this up
14:07naveen the machine yeah it's my dj name man well i'm glad you're having fun yeah are you kidding me
14:12too i'm about to shoot my shot right now your shot potty from drink please yes remember i bought her
14:17a
14:17drink you know she's a widow yeah she told me all about it the other night we totally trauma bonded
14:22she's vulnerable i'm vulnerable she's lonely i'm lonely but we both still believe in love she's looking
14:29for solace in the arms of a sensitive young stud who can bring her to life again through the erotic
14:34power
14:35oh muse i'm just joking please oh it is on follow my lead hinkley hills you ready to get this
14:42party
14:43started affirmative hit the track
14:54wow
15:09go away hag
15:11it's me
15:15a different hag i came to pick you up for the party i'm not going it's not optional do you
15:21want to pay
15:21another 600 for improper trash disposal from the hoa no agnes festerson is not the law i'll appeal i'll go
15:30to
15:30the governor i'll storm the capital the state capital i don't think this is about agnes festerson i
15:38think this is about marty what's that supposed to mean this is the first block party since marty
15:44he crossed the rainbow bridge he wasn't a dog dana he was a personal risk actuary and a damn good
15:52one
15:53he did love it he loved looking around the people of this community and mentally calculating how and when
15:59each one of them was most likely to die god if only he could have done that for himself damn
16:04it
16:05you know at one point he did give me the recipe for that pie
16:11okay i was just thinking goodbye dana
16:33it's not that he doesn't sleep it's that you know he mostly sleeps when he's moving which means i have
16:37to keep moving so i don't sleep unless i figure out how to sleep while driving which i've done before
16:41but not on purpose
16:42Don't you still have your rock and play?
16:44Ah, yes, the rock and play.
16:46Oh, depending on your tolerance for risk.
16:48What do you mean?
16:49They got recalled a couple years ago after a bunch of babies.
16:52Well, the position it holds them in compresses the trachea,
16:55but the likelihood of death is still very low.
16:56Marty calculated it for me.
16:57Oh, Marty. God, I miss that pie.
16:59Hey.
17:00Hey, babes.
17:01There's my girl.
17:02My little guy.
17:03What you been up to?
17:05Wingmanning, Naveen.
17:06Ooh.
17:07Wingmanning.
17:07Is that even a verb?
17:08Well, it is now.
17:09Anyway, mission accomplished.
17:11Look at that.
17:12Yeah.
17:13So I return a conquering hero,
17:15and oh so happy I'm no longer single.
17:17Strictly married father fun for me now?
17:21Speaking of strictly married father fun,
17:24Rob, we could really use an extra pair of hands over by the grill.
17:27Do you mind jumping in and taking a shift?
17:29He's so helpful.
17:30I should probably stay with my wife.
17:32Oh, come on.
17:33We're in the dance now.
17:34Grill duty, grill daddy.
17:36It's okay, babe. Go on.
17:37Everyone's got to pitch in.
17:38Okay, yeah.
17:39Well, y'all chill.
17:42I'm gonna go grill.
17:45Don't burn anything.
17:47No.
17:47Mm-hmm.
17:49How's he been with everything?
17:51With the baby?
17:51Great.
17:52I mean, does feedings, changes diapers.
17:55He's honestly a natural, maybe more than me.
17:57Oh, well, that's wonderful.
17:58Yeah.
17:59It's so good to see that he's doing so well.
18:01Mm-hmm.
18:01What do you mean?
18:03It's just nice to see how he got his life together.
18:06High school is kind of a challenging time for Rob.
18:09Well, I'm sure.
18:11With everything going on across the street.
18:13You're talking about Allison Grant.
18:15Yeah.
18:15And his childhood friend, I'm sure it affected him.
18:18It affects me, and I've never even met her.
18:21I heard a rumor that her parents killed her and buried her in the basement, and I was convinced,
18:25convinced that the guy that moved in was digging up her body for forensic purposes,
18:29because that made more sense than him renovating his 120-year-old house that he just bought.
18:33Baby brain.
18:34Okay.
18:36Who told you that was the rumor?
18:40Me?
18:43Hello, girls.
18:44Having a nice time?
18:45Laura and Louise, I really need you at the helium tank.
18:48Okay, Mom.
18:49Oh, I'll go.
18:50We'll catch back up with you in a minute, okay?
19:13We'll catch back up with you in a minute, okay?
19:15Hey.
19:16Hey, Todd.
19:18Dude, who knew?
19:19You are the man.
19:20Well, I am a man, both in surname and species.
19:25Here, I thought you could use another sangria.
19:28Thanks.
19:29Hey.
19:30Hey, you.
19:31Can I make a request?
19:32As long as it's on my La Freque party playlist.
19:35It's nothing specific.
19:37I was just wondering if you could maybe slow things down, you know?
19:41Yeah, yeah, I got you.
19:45Does the DJ get to dance?
19:48My usual moves are a little more up-tempo, but I guess I could try to be a little more
19:52interpretive.
19:53It's nothing about the hands on my body.
19:58Oh, no.
19:59I feel better than any man I've ever been.
20:04What, Dr. James?
20:06The dentist?
20:07What's wrong?
20:08You missed a checkup?
20:09My wife sure didn't.
20:10My wife sure didn't.
20:11Try not, no, cause I can't forget it.
20:16Ooh, got a feeling, a song that I needed for life.
20:23Can't get it.
20:43Me again?
20:45Dana!
20:46Jesus!
20:47What the hell are you doing?
20:49I picked your lock.
20:50NSA training.
20:51And frankly, since you slammed the door right in my face, you're lucky that I didn't come
20:55back with a grenade launcher.
20:56You don't have a grenade launcher.
20:58Second Amendment, baby.
20:59You can't just burst in like this.
21:01What if I were nude?
21:02It's nothing I haven't seen before.
21:04Excuse me.
21:05God.
21:06Dana, this is a terrible violation of my boundaries.
21:09Haven't you ever heard the expression, good fences make good neighbors?
21:12I'm not your neighbor.
21:13I'm your friend.
21:14I'm your ally.
21:16And sometimes allies need to invade other allies when the citizens are in need of humanitarian
21:21assistance.
21:22In this case, pie.
21:24You need to make it.
21:25They need to eat it.
21:27Move.
21:28I got everything.
21:29I got unsalted butter and organic honey, crisp apples, and the key ingredient, lard.
21:37Looks like you brought your grenade launcher after all.
21:39Well, to be honest, Lynn, I didn't know what we were dealing with here because I haven't
21:43been inside here for months.
21:44I've been finding it challenging to let people into my private space lately.
21:49No shit.
21:50We were starting to think you were maybe a hoarder now, like with fingernail clippings
21:56and jars of urine.
21:57So I have to say I'm very pleasantly surprised.
22:00Oh shit, I forgot the eggs.
22:02Eggs?
22:03Yeah, you know, at the end when you brush the yolk on the crust.
22:06Oh well, I'll just grab a couple of fruit.
22:08Oh no, they're not in there.
22:09I, uh, I keep them in the cupboard.
22:12Like they do in France.
22:14Okay.
22:16Okay.
22:32Megan!
22:33Hi, Nevine.
22:34Nevine.
22:35Good to see you, man.
22:36Can we talk?
22:41If I may, you're due for a deep cleaning, Nevine.
22:44Whatever our personal situation may be, it's no reason to compromise your periodontal health.
22:54He always comes to schmooze with clients, hands out those little flossers to the pig.
22:58Is that why he had his hands all over your ass?
23:00You've suddenly got teeth in there?
23:01Let's not do this.
23:02You're the one who came here to see me spin in my element, at my vibrational apex, just
23:07to make sure I saw you with your new man?
23:09If I didn't know any better, Megan, I think you were trying to make me jealous.
23:12But I'm with Kate now.
23:14A hot widow, in case you didn't know.
23:16So, mission very much not accomplished.
23:19Are you drunk?
23:21Are you drunk?
23:25Look, I was hoping to see you.
23:26I knew it.
23:27Because I wanted to tell you to stop ignoring my lawyer.
23:30Lawyer?
23:30Pretending something isn't happening isn't going to stop it from happening.
23:37It didn't need to happen like this.
23:40She seems nice.
23:43Don't screw it up.
23:48Hey, DJ Machine.
23:50We, uh, kind of got a lull in the beats here.
23:54Also, you were looking a little dry, so...
23:57Brought you some sangria.
23:58Are you trying to get me drunk, man?
24:03Good.
24:04You take over.
24:05You're the machine now.
24:09I kind of just wanted to dance.
24:15Wow.
24:21Rory, leaving so soon?
24:23Hi, Samira.
24:24Yeah.
24:25I was told I'm not allowed to sell cookies here today.
24:27Wait, who said that?
24:29Mrs. Festerson.
24:33Rory, Miles needs to, uh, take his nap, so do you mind putting him in his bouncy chair for me?
24:37I'll be right there.
24:44The bean, the bean, the bean.
24:47Did you guys want a lady in the trampist?
24:49Just...
24:50About an hour of that.
24:52Can you believe Megan showed up here?
24:54Draped all over her new man, talking all this shit about a lawyer?
24:57Bitch, you can talk to my lawyer.
24:58Do you even have a lawyer?
24:59I'm my own lawyer.
25:00I'm a professional.
25:02You're a systems analyst.
25:03And he's a dentist.
25:04He'll probably give her braces.
25:06He probably likes how that feels.
25:07Those little wire boxes running up and down.
25:09Oh, go.
25:10Move in.
25:10Come on.
25:11Samira.
25:12What can I do for you?
25:14Did you tell Roy she's not allowed to sell cookies here?
25:17Well, it was really more of a suggestion.
25:20Hey, I thought you'd moved on.
25:21I've moved on, bro.
25:22With Kate the widow.
25:24Speaking of, you've got to go smooth things over with her.
25:27What?
25:27Why?
25:28Yeah, I may have freaked her out with the whole wife showing up thing.
25:30So, just go talk to her.
25:32Yes, tell her how totally over it I am.
25:34How Megan begged me to come back, but I'm all hers.
25:37She'll believe you.
25:38Chicks trust married dudes, I remember.
25:40No, I mean, okay, I'm kind of busy, all right?
25:42I got it.
25:42What's the problem?
25:43Dear, this is an HOA event.
25:46A time for neighbors to come together and share a gesture of generosity and fellowship.
25:51No, I don't need you to get here.
25:53Leave me alone, all right?
25:55Get off!
25:56Stop it!
25:57It's not a commercial opportunity for any non-Hiltonian who feels like showing up on Hiltonian.
26:02Okay, so is this the hard and fast rule?
26:04A zoning ordinate?
26:05No need to put me on the stand concert.
26:07It's just little old me.
26:10Stop it!
26:11Trying to keep everything nice and safe.
26:15Speaking of which, excuse me.
26:18Naveen!
26:19He burnt my fucking hand.
26:21All right, get off!
26:22Stop it!
26:23You fucking idiot!
26:25Stop it!
26:25Those boys are always getting themselves in.
26:30Stop! Stop! Stop!
26:37I am the dance floor
26:40I am the dance floor
26:44I am the dance floor
26:47If you wanna dance
26:50Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
26:56I must have watched Marty make this a million times, but...
27:00I never did it myself
27:02Pretty damn good for a first timer
27:04Smell that
27:07You know, pie is what brought Marty and me together
27:10Really?
27:11I had been dating an oncology resident who ran off with one of his patients
27:16She only had seven months to live, so they decided to spend it together
27:19I was awfully mopey, so a friend of mine invited me to a potluck to try to cheer me up
27:24And I was at that stage of heartbreak where, oh, you just can't eat anything
27:29Anything, you know?
27:30I don't know
27:31But there was this pie, and I thought, I guess I could eat that
27:35So I ate a piece, and then I ate another piece, and it tasted so good
27:40The more I ate, the hungrier I got
27:43And I felt as though I could taste again, and smell, and want
27:49Because you remembered you were alive
27:51Exactly
27:51So I said to my friend, I have to meet the person who made this pie
27:58And it was Marty
28:01It was my person
28:05I think it's just so special when you meet somebody when they're doing something they're good at, you know?
28:11You see them the first time, and they're just shining
28:15I met Julia when she was in basic training, and I was like a supervising officer
28:21And I looked over and I saw her with the flamethrower, and she just lit up
28:27I mean, not from the flames, but she just, oh, she was just so fearless, and so strong, and she
28:36just glowed
28:38And I was a goner
28:40You must miss her
28:42You know, separations are typical with what we do, we sign up for it
28:46But I just really expected that I'd be the one deployed
28:50And now she's off doing something important, and I'm at home
28:56Just always at home
29:01And now I baked a pie
29:03Apparently it's a very important pie
29:09We should have some
29:12You're right
29:13I will make the coffee
29:19Mr. DJ Machine
29:20Looks like you're experiencing some strong feelings right now
29:25You can say that again, Todd Mann
29:27Come on, buddy
29:28Let's call it a night
29:29You're a good dancer, you know that?
29:32Yeah, I do
29:32Let's go
29:35We should get out of this place
29:37Maybe he likes it here
29:38People like what they're used to
29:40Doesn't mean it's good for them
29:42There's too many memories here
29:43There's too much baggage he can't get out from under
29:47Megan, what kind of stuff did Rob and Naveen get into when they were younger?
29:51I grew up a couple towns over, different high school
29:52Yeah, but you know
29:54Like, was it regular kid stuff or something else?
29:59Is this about Allison?
30:00What do you know?
30:02What has Rob told you?
30:03That it was really hard for them when she went missing and they used to hang out a lot
30:08Naveen always said they were inseparable since sixth grade
30:11The three of them
30:12Best friends
30:13I'm trying to imagine Rob and Naveen as teenagers
30:15I'm sure they were little shits
30:18Naveen said they used to get drunk in the woods behind your house
30:21They had this secret underground place they'd go to
30:25Like actually underground
30:26Naveen called it the pit
30:28The pit
30:28And then
30:31Allison was gone
30:33Were they suspects?
30:34People had their suspicions
30:36But
30:37Time passes and people forget
30:38But the boys didn't forget
30:40Naveen didn't
30:42Rob
30:44I don't know
30:45Sometimes you bury stuff so deep you can't find it again
30:54Hey Samira
30:55Miles is almost at three consecutive minutes of tummy time
30:58That's incredible for his developmental stage
31:00That's so great
31:00Um, I have a bottle and a fridge for him
31:02You can warm it up in a little bit
31:03I'll be right back
31:06Hi
31:39Hi
31:40Violet
31:47What are you listening to that?
31:49What are you listening to that?
32:01Thank you all for coming today to celebrate our beautiful community of Pinkley Hills
32:06Every one of you has a role to play
32:08And I commend you all for your excellent performance
32:11Please, give yourself a round of applause
32:16Our HOA block party
32:19Is a cherished annual tradition
32:21A time for what I call
32:23The three F's
32:24Friendship
32:25Fellowship
32:26And most importantly
32:28Fun
32:28This year
32:29This year however
32:30A taste of the bitter
32:31Is mingled with the sweet
32:33After 25 years of devoted and tireless service
32:38Hey guys
32:39Marty's famous pie
32:41Come and get you a piece
32:43Whoop
32:45I will be stepping down as your HOA president to make way for a new generation of leadership
32:53I am proud to say
32:55I am proud to say that after 25 years
32:56Our community is stronger, cleaner, and more secure than ever
33:01And I am doubly proud to be passing the presidential gavel to my own daughter Lauren Besterson Daniels
33:09Who will continue to ensure that our beloved Pinkley Hills remains as it ever was
33:15The safest town in America
33:27Marty's famous pie
33:28I wonder how many she made
33:32Don't you dare touch that woman's pie
33:43Samira?
34:21I wonder who mingled with her
34:28Here's the home
34:28I do
34:28How many of her
34:40One new message.
34:42Allison, this isn't cruel.
34:45You're going to regret this.
34:47You're fucked.
34:52I guess I've always just been afraid.
34:56Of what?
34:57Of everything.
34:59Heights, cancer, my wife leaving me.
35:05Sometimes, my wife not leaving me.
35:08Huh.
35:10God, I'm so fucking pathetic.
35:12Why do I suck so much?
35:14Listen, Naveen, I'm more of a data guy than an emotional guy.
35:20But from my understanding, which, granted, mostly comes from books,
35:26a lot of people are afraid some of the time.
35:29Or even a lot of the time.
35:31It's just part of the human condition.
35:33Yeah, but this is different.
35:35I have a core wound.
35:37Which is what?
35:38It's this thing that I learned in beginner screenwriting class I took a couple years ago at Hinkley Valley Community
35:43College.
35:43Right.
35:43What is your core wound?
35:45Not a lot to tell you.
35:47Mm-hmm.
35:49I can't stop thinking about her.
35:52I keep replaying that night in my head over and over again, wondering what I could have done differently, wondering
36:01how it all went so wrong.
36:06I wish you could tell her I'm sorry.
36:10Megan or Kate?
36:13No.
36:14Allison.
36:18Okay, buddy, let's get you home, okay?
36:21Okay.
36:23Careful.
36:27Please make sure he's okay.
36:29Well, I was going to leave him down by the railroad tracks, but now that you asked.
36:35Eat shit, Megan!
36:37Megan!
36:38Megan!
36:40Megan!
36:41Megan!
36:44Megan!
37:01Megan!
37:03Megan!
37:14I have them.
37:15He's loose and ready to talk.
37:17Copy. I'll see you in five.
37:47Good night, Marty.
38:10Hey, girl.
38:11Where you at?
38:12The woods.
38:13At night?
38:14I don't know, baby.
38:15Just kind of give and follow the North Star to freedom.
38:17Listen, hear me out.
38:18Lead on me, Harry.
38:19Okay, this might sound crazy,
38:21but 20 years ago, a teenage girl was murdered out here,
38:24and I thought it was our new neighbor who did it.
38:26The crazy white dude with the bike?
38:28No, the other one.
38:29But now, I think it was Rob.
38:32Rob?
38:33Rob.
38:34I've met Rob,
38:35and I doubt that he would wield so much as a shovel.
38:38There are a lot of red flags.
38:40Such as?
38:41He knew the girl, and he lied about it.
38:44I mean, he might have dated her.
38:45He left her a voice message saying that she'd regret whatever she did to him.
38:48He had anger problems.
38:49He saw a psychiatrist.
38:51Samira.
38:52Hmm?
38:54There's somebody out here.
38:55Samira!
38:57Samira!
39:03Samira!
39:04Oh!
39:05Oh!
39:07Not again.
39:11Oh!
39:20I don't know.
39:46What in the hellhole?
39:55Samara.
40:05What are you doing here?
40:38What are you doing here?
41:04What are you doing here?
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