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00:05Okay, walk with me on this.
00:07Gary Wilson bought what is effectively a rotting house.
00:10According to insiders, there's a rumor that Alison Grant's parents killed her and buried her in the basement.
00:15When I confronted Gary, he said that his house had good bones.
00:19Who says that?
00:20If Gary bought this house because he's a murder enthusiast obsessed with the promise of a dead girl's bones,
00:24or he murdered Alison Grant 20 years ago.
00:30Why the fuck do you still have her phone?
00:32Get rid of it.
00:33Can I take a look at those Hinkley Hills heralds we were talking about from March 2,000?
00:37No, I'm sorry. They're still not back.
00:39There's fire. Follow my lead.
00:41What are you doing?
00:42I'm simply enjoying a bonfire on my property, which you can't seem to stay off of.
00:48That mother...
01:11Be a good girl, Darla.
01:26I swear to God, you have just taken your last dump on my lawn, Darla.
01:35A really good girl.
01:39I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry.
01:46La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la.
02:02Cosmic forces coming inside.
02:07Carpenter!
02:13Carpenter!
02:50Get up now
02:54Place your feet on solid ground
03:00Get up now
03:02Wow.
03:03She's trying.
03:04She is stunning.
03:07Look how good your jeans are for us.
03:13Oh, you got a little...
03:15Wait a minute.
03:16Lips is popping.
03:17Auntie Lynn is here.
03:21Oh, wow.
03:23Oh, your first post-baby date.
03:28You deserve this.
03:30We really do.
03:31Did you take a look at the PDF that Rory and I spent hours making for you?
03:34All 12 pages.
03:35Including the emergency numbers in case I forget 9-1-1.
03:40We'll see.
03:40That's why we put it there.
03:42But we won't need that.
03:43Will we, Miles?
03:45No.
03:46And our first real nice time is going to be a diaper change.
03:49Yes.
03:51Hey.
03:53She's got this.
03:54Come on.
03:55Yeah.
03:57Right.
03:57Keys.
03:58Phone.
03:59Wife.
04:00Let's go, let's go.
04:03Did I mention how gorgeous you look?
04:06Oh, um, you got a little, um, breath of milk.
04:09Get these titties all dressed up and this is how they betray me.
04:13Ugh.
04:13Do you want to go get changed?
04:14We've got time.
04:15They have a 50-minute grace period.
04:16We can't go now.
04:17Do you know how long it took me to get dressed?
04:21This feels like a trick.
04:22It is.
04:22Watch him out.
04:24I was so looking forward to this.
04:27I'm just going to smell spoiled.
04:29Hey, that's fine.
04:30Honestly, Giordano's Italian can wait.
04:33I mean, if you wanted, we could just send them home, get out of these clothes and put on
04:38some sharp tank.
04:40You've got yourself a deal.
04:42Good.
04:43Because my business is scalable.
05:13What are you doing down there?
05:15I feel it quietly, trying to silence me.
05:19My anxiety can't be here for me.
05:23Somebody's watching me.
05:24My anxiety can't be here for me.
05:33My bones.
05:38I told you the real purpose for Gary's bonfire, didn't I?
05:42Yes, but why would Gary Wilson be burning library books?
05:46No, no, not library books.
05:48Newspapers he checked out from the library.
05:51With an article about Alison Grant.
05:54And last night, while walking with Miles, I saw Darla in front of Gary's house.
06:01With a bone.
06:03Huge bone.
06:04A human-sized bone.
06:06Okay, and remember the rumor about Alison Grant's parents burying her in the basement?
06:13That's not a coincidence.
06:15What does Rob think of all this?
06:17I haven't told him.
06:19He wants me to drop the Gary stuff, but I know there's something up.
06:22I mean, you saw the way he got pissed at Agnes when she mentioned an inspector.
06:26Okay?
06:28He's hiding something in there.
06:31Okay.
06:34Samira, I know what it's like.
06:38You're a new mom.
06:39Our hormones have evolved to keep us in a hypervigilant state.
06:44And, of course, you want to keep your baby safe.
06:50I think that you...
06:52Little bitch!
06:55Oh!
06:56If you dig up my azaleas, I swear to God.
06:59Get out of here, you filthy, filthy mutt!
07:03And don't come back with your filthy poop all over my powers.
07:21Hey.
07:22Hey.
07:23I don't want to rush her.
07:25I just feel like it would be good for her to get out of the house.
07:27Yeah, but I can't believe the Geo Bros was your first offer.
07:30What are you going to suggest next?
07:31Chuck E. Cheese?
07:33Dude, you gotta try Drinkly's.
07:35It's where, uh, it's where Hanks used to be.
07:37But they got the best fucking flatbreads.
07:40I fucking love flatbreads.
07:41I know!
07:42We used to be out all the time.
07:44We used to be fun.
07:45We want to be fun together again.
07:47Oh, my God.
07:48What?
07:48What the fuck?
07:50I'm weird.
07:52You almost ate shit.
07:54No, I didn't.
07:55Nice ride, dude.
07:56It's a quick track, and it goes really fast.
07:59You want to give it a spin, Robert?
08:01Oh, uh, I'm good, thanks.
08:04Didn't pack my lycra.
08:06And you can call me Rob.
08:08Hmm.
08:08Interesting.
08:09But Robert is your government-issued name, no?
08:14Given to you by your parents, Beverly and Donovan Fisher?
08:18Y-yes, that is my government-giver name,
08:21but no one's called me that since high school, so...
08:23Just Rob now.
08:25An adult nickname.
08:27It's quaint.
08:28What's happening?
08:29Yeah, dude.
08:30You want to explain yourself?
08:32Hmm.
08:32No, thank you.
08:33Good day.
08:36It goes fast forward, but backwards.
08:39It's...
08:41It's slower.
08:42Oh, God.
08:46Ow.
08:47You need to know?
08:56Gentlemen!
08:58Well, this has been one of the waitest 20 seconds of my life.
09:01Yeah.
09:08What was that about?
09:09Nothing.
09:09Just a...
09:11Friendly and productive conversation between my fellow neighbors.
09:15Nothing more, nothing less.
09:15You never use that many syllables unless you're up to something.
09:18Spill it.
09:19I can neither confirm nor deny.
09:22Come on.
09:23You can trust me.
09:26How's that knee feeling?
09:28My knee?
09:29Yeah, the other night in the woods you were having trouble with your knee.
09:32Yeah?
09:32And now you're out on a brisk walk.
09:35Guess it's feeling better.
09:38Yeah.
09:39It's a chronic knee problem.
09:40It comes and goes.
09:42Is that something you'd maybe want to talk over with a trained professional or a very observant friend?
09:51No.
09:52I see.
09:57Have a good day.
10:03Have a good day.
10:04Never?
10:09No.
10:09I don't know.
10:35Sharla! Sharla!
10:36Then Kendra comes back mere hours later with a new song.
10:40Then the next day, released another song.
10:43And that immediately and definitely crowned him the de facto victor.
10:48And son, that's why you don't get into a rap feud with a Pulitzer Prize winner.
10:51You know what I'm saying? It don't make no sense.
10:54Ah! Sharla!
10:57Sharla!
10:58Sharla! Sharla! Sharla!
11:02Sharla! Sharla!
11:05She's gone!
11:07She's gone!
11:10Sharla! Sharla!
11:17Sharla!
11:19Sharla!
11:20Sharla!
11:21Sharla!
11:22Sharla!
11:24Sharla!
11:25Sharla! Sharla!
11:36Oh, hello, Danny.
11:38Hiya, Lynn. Sorry to bother. We're just following up on a call from a concerned neighbor.
11:42Unhand my dog, you sniveling coward.
11:46You mean your mother-in-law?
11:48I'm afraid that's confidential.
11:52Agnes, how can you possibly think I did something to your beloved hellhound?
11:57Ah, you see? You see the vitriol?
11:59Look, we both know you didn't really do anything to the dog.
12:02I mean, this is crazy town, USA, all right?
12:06Totally. So, if you could just let me inside, we'll have a quick look around, we can both get back
12:11to playing call duty. Sound good?
12:13No, I knew it! Guilty! She's guilty!
12:16Lynn, come on.
12:18No!
12:19What do you mean, no?
12:20You can't.
12:21Why?
12:24Did you kill the dog?
12:26No.
12:28But I know my rights.
12:30And you need a warrant.
12:33You'll be such a narc.
12:34We'll be back with a warrant tomorrow.
12:37We are gonna nail your saggy little bottom.
12:40Isn't that right, Daniel?
12:43Yes, Mother.
12:47Hey, Siri, how do you get a warrant?
12:49Like, obviously I know how, but could you tell me any way for fun?
12:52As a bit?
13:04Darla!
13:05Darla!
13:06God damn it, Darla!
13:07You're gonna have to be louder than that.
13:10Darla!
13:12Best money can buy.
13:14Only a dog's ears can hear.
13:16I'll bet Agnes faked this whole thing just to get me sanctioned or repatriated or some other BS.
13:23Seriously, Lynn, what, what, what is with you two in the drama?
13:28She's jealous of me.
13:29Uh-huh.
13:30Always has been.
13:31Marty and I used to have the best parties on the block.
13:35Agnes, being a joyless harridan, used to love shutting us down.
13:40She blocked me from being on the HOA out of jealous spite.
13:43That woman will never cease to bend a bylaw to her own twisted liking.
13:50In fact, if her dog is really missing, and that is a very big if, it's her fault.
13:58Why hasn't Darla ever been written up for running around without a leash?
14:03HOA rule 14, section 12.
14:05It is in the statutes.
14:08Hey, guys, evidence spotted.
14:17D-A-F?
14:19Um, dusty as fuck.
14:21Darla Agnes Festersen?
14:24No, don't touch it.
14:25It's right on your property line.
14:27You might as well get caught red-handed.
14:32You know, there could be a simple explanation.
14:35Darla ran into the woods, picked a fight with a posse of raccoons, and is halfway to heaven.
14:41R.I.P.
14:42Good riddance.
14:44It's a gaze.
14:45They're called the gaze of raccoons.
14:47You know, it's also on Gary's property line.
14:52What if he took the dog?
14:58Okay, I'm gonna go ahead and say it.
15:00I saw Darla sniffing around these doors multiple times.
15:05What if he took Darla?
15:09Agnes threatened him with the inspector.
15:11And we already know how he feels about people looking around his house, case in point.
15:14What if this is his revenge on her?
15:18What if Darla's in his house right now?
15:21Oh, wow.
15:22Oh, if she is, we have to go in there and clear my good name.
15:28Yes.
15:30And save Darla.
15:32Yeah, if she's not dead yet.
15:33She's probably dead.
15:34Why would you say something like that, Todd?
15:36She's not dead, okay?
15:38And we're gonna do something now.
15:40That's right.
15:40Because no dog dies on my watch.
15:42That is a lesbian oath.
15:43We gotta go now.
15:45Maybe we should, um, maybe we should invite ourselves over for a neighborly visit.
15:50Right?
15:51Charm ourselves inside and see if we can find Darla.
15:54Yes.
15:54Tonight, we could go in with a belated housewarming gift as cover.
16:00Mm-hmm.
16:00And I have several bottles of room-temperature mediocre Chardonnay that I am happy to re-gift.
16:06Really?
16:08You had to know sometime.
16:13No, I like this plan.
16:15Very Greek.
16:24Hey, my love.
16:26Hey, honey.
16:28Daddy's home.
16:28I'm ready for take two on date night.
16:33Oh, hey, little man.
16:37Daddy's gonna get white girl wasted on one-body tea.
16:42I'm sorry, babe, I can't.
16:44Oh.
16:46I'm just so tired.
16:48You know, I've been all day with Miles.
16:50I'm barely standing up now.
16:52No, I understand.
16:53But you should go out.
16:55Do something.
16:56See what Naveen's up to?
16:57No, no.
16:58Yes, yes.
16:58I'll stay here with you two.
17:00Come on, babe.
17:00I know how much you've been dying to get out.
17:02Oh, really?
17:03I did.
17:04I had my best shirt.
17:05I'm not wasting my fuck me shirt on Naveen.
17:07You've been amazing, and you deserve to go and have some fun.
17:11I guess I could go for, like, one tiny day.
17:14Yes.
17:15I'm not sure if Naveen's even gonna be...
17:18Oh, no.
17:19Naveen is free.
17:20I swear that guy's in our walls or something.
17:23I'll go.
17:24Have a good time.
17:25I mean it.
17:26Okay.
17:28Daddy's gonna go get lit.
17:31I won't.
17:32I'll just have one glass of one, and then fall asleep.
17:36This could backfire.
17:38Yeah, but I want to do this for you.
17:40And Darla.
17:45See you soon.
17:53Be careful.
17:55Be careful.
18:31Hello?
18:34Anyone home?
18:41He's not home.
18:42Why would he leave his door open if he's not home?
18:45Maybe we can check for him in the back.
18:47Or the basement.
18:49Maybe he's washing his body.
18:52Like taking a shower?
18:54Yeah, I mean, whatever you...
18:55Why don't we pop in and find out?
18:57You can't just break in, Samira.
19:00From a legal standpoint, we're not breaking in.
19:02Okay, we're walking into an unlocked house.
19:05Yeah, but is that legal?
19:07It's not a felony.
19:08We have wine.
19:10We'll announce ourselves.
19:14Think about Darla.
19:21Let's go, then.
19:30Hello?
19:33Gary, it's your neighbors.
19:35It's your friendly neighbors.
19:38Announcing ourselves.
19:40And we wanted to apologize for, um...
19:44Our recent intrusive behavior.
19:48Not cool.
19:49We also brought you four bottles of the same wine.
19:57Shit.
19:58Probably just a draft.
19:59This place gives me the heebie-jeebies.
20:06It's...
20:07It's all the same.
20:08What do you mean?
20:09The furniture.
20:10It's all the same staging furniture from the open house.
20:13Gary didn't change one thing.
20:15That's so odd.
20:17Todd says it's odd.
20:19What do you think it means?
20:20I think it means he's not planning on staying very long.
20:26Maybe that's the door to the basement.
20:32Come on.
20:33Darla could be this way.
20:36Darla?
20:37Here, girl.
20:41Yep, I just peed a little.
20:53He's here.
20:58He's here.
20:59It's so darned.
20:59Darla, call her.
21:24Wow.
21:25This place is unrecognizable.
21:28Do you remember how sticky the floors used to be?
21:30Mm-hmm.
21:31And that pinball machine that they had over there in the corner.
21:33Yeah, remember that thing gave me a snap infection?
21:35Dude, never forget.
21:38R.I.P. Hanks, man.
21:39Mm-hmm.
21:40That place had a certain unsanitary charm.
21:43This is, dare I say, kind of hip.
21:44Right?
21:45I mean, it sort of has that jubilant and slightly horny energy,
21:48like a local bar on the night before Thanksgiving.
21:50Look.
21:52Oh, yo.
21:52Check it.
21:53I'm glad that guy survived the regime change.
21:55You know, he worked for Hank for a few years.
21:56Oh, yeah.
21:57Afro beats in Hinkley Hills?
22:00Come on.
22:00Oh, man.
22:01I wonder if they'd let me do a DJ residency.
22:03You know, maybe this place has genuinely changed.
22:07Ravine the pinks.
22:08I spoke too soon.
22:09Ah, good old Benedict Cumberbatch.
22:11Ah, still a classic.
22:13You two lovebirds on a date, huh?
22:15And that cute little shirt.
22:16Mm, that's cute.
22:18That's kind of homophobic, dude.
22:19Come on.
22:20Don't be such a snowflake.
22:21Mind if I join you?
22:22It's a two-top, so...
22:23Yeah, I mean, there's a stuff in French.
22:25I love a few.
22:26I freaking love this place, huh?
22:29It's my home away from home.
22:31Don't get me wrong.
22:32I love being a fan, but, uh, as men, we gotta be let off the leash.
22:36You know, biologically wired to wander.
22:38That's just science.
22:40You learned that from a podcast?
22:41Yeah.
22:44So, Roborella, how's Dad like treating you?
22:47Yeah, you know, it's, um, it's a bit of a learning curve, but we're figuring it out.
22:52I hear ya.
22:53Those first few months after Ainsley was born, Lauren started secretly burning her mail.
22:58All of it.
23:00She thought I was being laced with the anthrax.
23:01What, really?
23:02Yeah, I lost a lot of good sports illustrator that year.
23:05But, hey, it's a postpartum for ya.
23:08Shit is real.
23:10Yeah, I mean, it is.
23:13Sometimes I wish I could just crawl inside my wife's head.
23:17Wait, I might know what she needed from me.
23:22Don't feel bad.
23:23It's not your fault.
23:25Women are complex, beautiful creatures.
23:29Evolutionarily designed for resilience.
23:32Okay?
23:33Most men can't even begin to comprehend what Halpert does to a woman.
23:37Yeah, that's, um...
23:39Wow.
23:42Which is why.
23:43You gotta lay down the law, make them listen to reason.
23:45Otherwise, those crazy bitches, they're never gonna stop burning the mail.
23:48You feel me?
23:49I like that last.
23:49Almost had us in the first half.
23:51All right, I got the next round.
23:52What do you two ladies want?
23:54Rosé's?
23:56Roasted!
23:57Ha-ha!
23:58I feel like I've been emotionally wedged.
24:02Let's go check upstairs.
24:04What?
24:04No, I think we should fuck the fuck off.
24:12I'm-I'm with Todd.
24:13Fuck the fuck off.
24:14Come on.
24:14We're already here.
24:16Let's go check for Darla.
24:18Let's go check for Darla.
24:18Let's go check for Darla.
24:24Let's go check for Darla.
24:27Let's go check for Darla.
24:28Let's go check for Darla.
24:30Let's go check for Darla.
24:32Let's go check for Darla.
24:33Let's go check for Darla.
24:35Let's go check for Darla.
24:36Let's go check for Darla.
24:36Let's go check for Darla.
24:37Let's go check for Darla.
24:37Let's go check for Darla.
24:38Let's go check for Darla.
24:38Let's go check for Darla.
24:39Let's go check for Darla.
24:42Let's go check for Darla.
24:44Let's go check for Darla.
24:57you guys
25:00Darla is not here
25:02okay
25:03we made a valiant try
25:05but we need to get out of here
25:16who are you why are you in my house
25:18who are we
25:18who are you
25:20Betsy
25:23Betsy Wilson Gary's wife
25:24wife
25:25he has a wife
25:29we are so
25:30sorry this is a
25:32misunderstanding we're your neighbors
25:36hello
25:37hello neighbor
25:38hi
25:39I'm Samira
25:42Dana
25:42Dana Richards
25:44Todd man
25:451D2N
25:46we wanted to bring a gift by
25:49to welcome Gary
25:50you both
25:51to the neighborhood
25:52the front door was unlocked
25:55it's not a crime
25:57but it is a security breach
25:59and concerning
26:00that's right
26:01so we knew
26:02we needed to come in
26:03and make sure
26:04that you
26:04were safe
26:07you said you brought
26:08a gift
26:09yes
26:09we brought
26:10a bouquet of wine
26:12yeah
26:12for us to all share together
26:14as
26:15neighbors in fellowship
26:17get ready for the puns
26:18we'll have a shardy party
26:19if you will
26:21join us
26:22it's Shiblia grape time
26:23we were gonna bring red
26:25but we were like
26:26maybe Pinot
26:27Pinot
26:29we're working on that one
26:37after you
26:41after us
26:42after us
26:52you know we
26:54we had no idea
26:55that Gary was married
26:57because
26:58you know
26:58we haven't seen you around
27:01are you married
27:02oh yes
27:03very happily married
27:04to
27:04my wife Julia
27:06haven't seen her around
27:08much either
27:10well she's been away
27:17cute picture
27:18is that your family
27:21it came with the frame
27:27so how did you and Gary
27:29meet
27:30online
27:31okay
27:33been together a while
27:35we're newlyweds
27:36oh
27:36yeah
27:37just like me and my husband
27:38we've been married for
27:39eight months
27:40city all wedding
27:41we also have a ten week old
27:42you do the math
27:43that's my story
27:45what about you
27:49I'm not pregnant
27:50if that's what you're asking
27:52same here
27:55you do the math
27:57and the science
27:58it's not gonna happen
27:59unless I paid
28:01to do it
28:02in a
28:04or
28:06informally
28:06with a friend
28:07just
28:08stop
28:08stop
28:10whoa
28:11the wine just hit me there
28:12oh
28:13you actually have anything to eat
28:15I might need something
28:15to soak up the alcohol
28:17before I
28:18stumble on
28:21you want a snack
28:23snacks
28:24we love snacks
28:28let me see what I can whip up
28:30thank you Betsy
28:31yes
28:33hope she makes burgers
28:37let's poke round Beth Fisher's house
28:41snooping like a little mouse
28:46shh
28:49don't tell anyone
28:52here you go
28:54here you go
29:20what do we have here Mr. Miles
29:24should we see what Don's investment portfolio is
29:29hmm
29:34oh
29:35what's this
29:402005
29:53Robert shows a proclivity towards
29:56violence
30:00prone to outbursts
30:03and antisocial behavior
30:05it's clear he doesn't have many friends
30:08the patient's most overwhelming emotion
30:11is rage
30:15Rob
30:17our Rob
30:25I mean
30:26is it gauche to ask for a promotion in this climate
30:30Megan's parents paid for the house
30:31but
30:31it's still gonna be hard to live the Brie and Jamon Niberica lifestyle
30:34that I'm accustomed to on one salary
30:37hey
30:38don't look now
30:38but
30:39I think you've got a little admirer over there
30:41that is giving you some serious pupil action
30:43what time
30:4510 o'clock
30:47subtle
30:50that is not subtle
30:57she's not looking at me dude
30:58yes she is
30:59no
30:59no she's not
31:00hey can you stop being such a wet flannel
31:02I know the split's new
31:03but this could be a good opportunity for you
31:05oh my god she's coming over
31:06okay cool
31:06do not talk about your DJ
31:08hi
31:09dance hall
31:09R&B
31:10hip-hop
31:11stuff like that
31:11uh
31:12uh
31:13uh
31:13I DJ
31:14oh sorry hi
31:15uh
31:16what up
31:17I'm so sorry to interrupt
31:19um
31:19well we actually signed up for next game
31:23oh
31:23oh
31:24oh shoot
31:24we totally
31:25stole your spot
31:26no no no no rush
31:27no rush
31:27I just wanted to let you know that we're next
31:30and um
31:31I'm actually down to play whoever wins
31:35good thing my middle name is winner
31:37uh
31:39I was hoping for that
31:41I'm Kate
31:42and
31:43oh sorry
31:44what's your first name
31:45Naveen
31:46um
31:47you know what
31:47let me clean this up
31:48and uh
31:50buy you a drink
31:51and we can get a game going
31:54yeah
31:54yeah
31:55yeah
31:56yeah
31:56okay
31:57all right
32:01I think that is my cue to leave you to it
32:03maybe it is
32:06you got this
32:10oh
32:10quite the presentation
32:12fancy
32:19sardine
32:24are you still hungry
32:28because if not I should probably
32:29yes
32:30starving
32:31right guys
32:32aren't you
32:33not me
32:35I'm trying to cut back
32:36on what
32:38well that's fine
32:39because I love it
32:40it's great for breastfeeding
32:42you know
32:42oily fish with all the
32:43omegas
32:46oh
32:47slippery
32:48little sucker
32:53mmm
32:54yum yum
32:54yum
32:55yum
33:02mmm
33:03mmm
33:04mmm
33:04it's a little baby buddy
33:05crunching
33:07grim to the grim
33:10yeah
33:10shit
33:11I'll give it a try
33:14whoa
33:16my hands are so oily
33:18don't you hate when that happens Dana
33:19you want to come to the bathroom with me
33:21while I wash my hands
33:22I might need
33:22an extra
33:23set of hands
33:27yes
33:27I would be glad to
33:28and that way
33:29I'll know where the bathroom is
33:31in case I have to go to the bathroom
33:32which I will
33:33because I have a tiny bladder
33:35it's at the top of the stairs
33:36great
33:38mmm
33:40kind of just slides right down
33:41hmm
33:44let's try the basement
33:47are you sure it's this way
33:49no
34:01dust in my throat
34:03dust in my throat
34:05you know I should probably go check on your friend
34:07you know the paint
34:08you know the paint in the library
34:10is an interesting hue
34:13is that pink or is it tea rose or
34:16I'd say it's more of a flesh
34:20the pacing
34:21Darla
34:24after you
34:26after you
34:47yeah
34:52Darla
34:57Darla
34:58your girl
35:02Darla
35:03oh my goodness
35:10she's really in there
35:11Darla
35:13what are you talking about
35:15it's the grave
35:16of Alison Grant
35:28quick
35:28we don't have a lot of time
35:30Samira
35:30what is going on
35:32remember when I told you
35:33Alison Grant's parents killed her
35:34and buried her in the basement
35:36well allegedly I thought
35:37but yes
35:41wait
35:43what about Darla
35:44did you bring us here
35:46under false pretenses
35:47we're still looking for Darla
35:48and Alison
35:50who I think
35:51Darla partially found
35:52because I saw her the other night
35:54with a bone
35:56that she got
35:57from Gary's trash can
36:00do you mean
36:00do you mean that Gary
36:01might have killed that girl
36:02maybe
36:02and then he killed Darla
36:04because she knew too much
36:06she didn't ask for that
36:07she just went to shit
36:08in someone's yard
36:09he did say the house
36:10had good bones
36:11another meaning
36:12another meaning of the real estate term
36:13that bastard
36:14bought this house
36:16as a trophy
36:17so he could bask
36:19in his terrible crime
36:20exactly
36:21and destroy the evidence
36:23anything he can get his hands on
36:24anything he can disinter
36:26why didn't you tell us
36:27about any of this
36:28I didn't want you to think
36:29I'm crazy
36:30I need to prove it to myself
36:32I need to know
36:32I'm not losing my mind
36:35you believe me
36:36don't you Dana
36:40what do you think
36:52proper form
36:54soft elbows
36:55bent knees
36:5620 years of topsoil
36:57and annual moisture
36:59the remains are likely skeletal
37:01and they're probably in pieces
37:02so investigate
37:03all solid things
37:05let's go
37:08so you chose not to add
37:10any new decor
37:11or personal touches
37:13to your home
37:14oh
37:15well we thought we'd finish
37:17um
37:18fixing up the place
37:20you're gonna need permits
37:22here
37:23you know
37:24historical landmark
37:25and
37:25what have you
37:30why don't you go outside
37:33I'm allergic to the sun
37:44hey
37:45hey
37:46whoa
37:46oh
37:48Jesus
37:49Rob
37:50you startled me
37:53where's Samara
37:58I think I hit something
38:00the bone
38:01it's hard
38:04and wet
38:05what
38:09oh shit
38:11oh shit
38:12it's a pipe
38:30it's a pipe
38:42I often think I'm the only one
38:44who sees the things I see
38:47how do you mean
38:48oh
38:49you know
38:50you know
38:52a detail
38:52but here we are
38:54seeing the
38:55same thing
39:06she had to run
39:08errands
39:10what
39:11now
39:12it's nearly ten o'clock
39:16you're not angry
39:17are you
39:23oh
39:26hi
39:30maybe we
39:31put a bunch of dirt
39:32on top
39:32and see if I'll soak it all up
39:34this is where it's a trap
39:35let's do it
39:55oh
39:56hi
40:05okay
40:06goodnight
40:08she'll be back
40:09any minute
40:11I know it
40:12what the hell
40:17I just want you to know
40:19that we all
40:20think of you
40:21as a
40:22very kind
40:23gentle
40:23even-keeled
40:24person
40:25right yeah okay
40:26goodnight then
40:46well
40:47thanks for stopping by
40:49neighbors
40:49let's not do this again
40:51soon
40:53and I'll send you a bill
40:54for the pipe
41:03Darla
41:04my sweet baby
41:07he saved the dog
41:09come here baby
41:10oh baby girl
41:12oh my baby
41:13you're home
41:14here's your favorite bone
41:16she was just wandering
41:18ashfield
41:19thank you so much
41:21oh
41:21oh my hero
41:22you brought me my baby
41:23oh thank you
41:25come on baby girl
41:26come on
41:28come on
41:29come on
41:30great
41:31now he's a hero
41:33dog saved
41:35is a dog saved
41:36I-I sense
41:38I-I sense this
41:38somehow peeves you
41:40I guess you're
41:41off the hook now
41:43I guess I am
41:45hey
41:46I learned
41:47that I
41:47like sardines
41:48so
41:49you know
41:50win-win
41:51I'm gonna go
41:52soak my blisters
41:54Todd
41:55come help me
41:56come in
42:07oh
42:07thanks for the wine
42:17I mean
42:18put aside the fact
42:19that you lied to me
42:20about going out tonight
42:21you broke into the house
42:23of the guy
42:23there was no breaking
42:24just entering
42:25yeah okay
42:26of a guy
42:27who was already
42:28called the cops on you
42:29and then you start
42:30vandalizing his property
42:32why were you even in there
42:33I was looking for Agnes' dog
42:35Agnes couldn't look after
42:36her own dog
42:37for god's sake
42:38Samira
42:38this was so reckless
42:40and dangerous
42:41and illegal
42:43he could have called
42:44the cops on you again
42:47you could have been hurt
42:49but I'm okay
42:50and he didn't
42:52I also feel like
42:53you're glossing over
42:54this whole secret
42:55awkward wife thing
42:56he has a woman
42:57stashed in his house
42:58like a doll
42:59she's not the one
43:00breaking into people's houses
43:01and ripping up their basements
43:02you don't understand
43:03no
43:04I
43:04I don't
43:06so
43:07help me
43:08please
43:09help me to understand
43:10okay
43:12maybe it's not about the dog
43:14what then
43:17I know
43:18I know
43:20I know
43:20something's wrong
43:21that guy is up to something
43:23and I need you to believe me
43:25what do you think he's up to
43:28sticking up Alison Grant's bones
43:35Samira
43:35I have told you
43:36that is just
43:38a rumor
43:39do you know
43:40what he was burning
43:41in that bonfire
43:42the other night
43:42I don't know
43:43logs
43:43newspapers
43:44yeah
43:45it's kindling
43:45that's how people start fires
43:47newspapers from 2005
43:48rob
43:49newspapers about her
43:51about Alison Grant
43:53what
43:54why didn't you tell me this
43:56I was trying to find
43:57information online
43:58and I couldn't
43:59and
43:59and I started digging
44:01it was burning
44:02evidence about her death
44:04you
44:04you have to know
44:05that
44:05enough
44:05okay
44:06it was 20 years ago
44:08her body isn't down there
44:10so just
44:11drop it
44:19I'm sorry
44:21I'm sorry
44:22I'm just tired
44:30I'm sorry
44:35Samira
44:36I'm sorry
44:36it's okay
44:37consider it dropped
44:44so
44:45she thought
44:46the dead girl's
44:47bones
44:48were down there
44:48I mean
44:49I get the instinct
44:51the vibes radiating
44:53off of Gary
44:53I don't like him
44:55he's the kind of person
44:56that you want to
44:56hold your breath
44:57when he walks by
44:58and if he called
44:59the cops on me
45:01oh man
45:01I would hold that
45:02grudge until
45:03the end of time
45:05don't get me started
45:06on
45:07nightgown lady
45:08in the house either
45:09in a way
45:09she kind of
45:10reminds me of you
45:12what do you mean
45:14well
45:14just in that
45:15she can't leave
45:16the house
45:17and
45:18you don't leave
45:19the cul-de-sac
45:20of course I
45:21leave the cul-de-sac
45:22no you don't
45:23I would see it
45:24I mean
45:24I see everything
45:30it's just
45:31I
45:33I like having
45:34clear boundaries
45:35set
45:36no surprises
45:37I know what to expect
45:38and then
45:39I don't worry
45:40okay
45:41agoraphobia
45:43is kind of
45:43at odds
45:44with your
45:44rambunctious
45:46live
45:46laugh
45:47love
45:47personality
45:48no
45:49yeah well
45:50people are complicated
45:51for example
45:52I wouldn't
45:53guess that
45:54adult
45:54Charlie Brown
45:55would be
45:56deeply
45:57into
45:58avant-garde
45:59Japanese workwear
46:00but
46:00we all contain
46:02multitudes
46:03don't we
46:07okay
46:07showed you mine
46:09you gotta show me yours
46:10show you my what
46:12your big secret
46:12from yesterday
46:13come on
46:15well
46:15I found a police report
46:18and
46:18let's just say
46:20it's not Gary
46:21that we need to be worried about
46:27it's Rob
46:42one
46:43is the loneliest number
46:47that you'll ever do
46:52you can be as bad as one
46:56makes the loneliest number
46:59since the number one
47:12is the loneliest number
47:26that you're going to be
47:26is the loneliest number
47:28Because one is the loneliest number that you'll ever do
47:38Because one is the loneliest number that you'll ever know
47:48Because one is the loneliest number that you'll ever do
47:58Because one is the loneliest number that you'll ever do
48:07Because one is the loneliest number that you'll ever know
48:15One is the loneliest number one is the loneliest number one
48:24One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do
48:33One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do
48:54One is the loneliest number one is the loneliest number one is the loneliest number one is the loneliest number
48:54one is the loneliest number one is the loneliest number one is the loneliest number one is the loneliest number
48:57one is the loneliest number one is the loneliest number one is the loneliest number one is the loneliest number
48:58one is the loneliest number one is the loneliest number one is the loneliest number one is the loneliest number
48:59one is the loneliest number one is the loneliest number one is the loneliest number one is the loneliest number
48:59one is the loneliest number one is the loneliest number one is the loneliest number one is the loneliest number
49:00one is the loneliest number one is the loneliest number one is the loneliest number one is the loneliest number
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