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My Dad Is Poseidon FULL DRAMA 2026 [Full Movie] [Trending]Full EP - Full
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00:12Slow-ass sea slug! Your launch today, Beach!
00:34Is that what?
01:01Filthy scavengers!
01:03When Lord Poseidon ruled the Deep, you Skyrats swore never to breach the surface.
01:09Poseidon?
01:11Fish food ages ago.
01:38Sire, Zeus' people just breached your outer barrier.
01:42I'm retired. Don't bring that crap to my door.
01:48Sire!
02:05Who the hell broke my new console?
02:07I'm gonna go deal with that bastard!
02:10Sire! You're finally stepping in!
02:25Go fight somewhere else. Don't block me from clearing my game.
02:29My king!
02:31Even Poseidon himself would still be fit to shine my boots!
02:54What did you do? Turn me back right now!
03:02Sire! The entire Abyssal Realm awaits your command. Lead us against Olympus! We beg you!
03:09Zeus' brain's probably been eaten out by Chlamydia for years. I'm retired. I don't waste breath on crazy people.
03:21Screw power struggles. Rotting in bed playing games is the real way to live.
03:30Fight!
03:38Get your hands off me, creep!
03:40Sorry. I didn't mean to...
03:46Wait. Pointy ears. A dryage? What's a forest nintz doing here?
03:55He's just a regular human. A total nerd. Damn it. The aphrodisiant's kicking in.
04:10You're burning up down here. Way harder than I pictured.
04:15I was drugged. This whole thing is Dylan's sick setup. If I don't mate someone before the timer runs out,
04:22I die.
04:22I really need this guy.
04:29Goddamn. You really know how to flip my switch.
04:41I need more. A lot more.
04:50Don't stop. Harder. Squeeze me tighter.
05:02What the hell did you do to me last night?
05:06Hey. I put in a lot of work. Don't tell me you forgot.
05:11Leora! I know you're in there! Nowhere left to run!
05:15Damn it. He tracked me.
05:30Leora. You're my fiancé. You belong with me. Come home.
05:34Get away, Dylan!
05:38As the leader of the Sature, you actually drugged me.
05:45Why the fuck are you wearing some dude's shirt?
05:49You slept with someone?
05:51Who screwed up my plan?!
05:55Oh, so you're the genius who roofed her.
05:58Newsflash, tough guy. Real men don't need tricks.
06:01You talking to the boss like that, punk?!
06:09So you're the loser who ruined everything?
06:12You actually fucked this beach bomb shut in?!
06:21Touch him again and you'll regret it!
06:23Her body's tainted now, but her blood still has value. Can't push too hard yet.
06:30I won't kill him.
06:32But you're coming with me, Leora.
06:35Babe, if you don't want to go, I can handle this clown.
06:44Forget today ever happened.
06:46Go back to your life.
07:00Seriously? Can't I just play my game for once?
07:13Those assholes are back already.
07:15What are you talking about?!
07:17What are you talking about?!
07:22What are you talking about?!
07:23Hey, Pencil Neck? I'm Dylan's top enforcer.
07:25Either get the hell out of this water, or kneel and call me daddy.
07:29Dylan who? Speak up, man. My ears are shot.
07:32Keep acting tough!
07:33Jax can stomp boulders to dust!
07:35Even Nereus' Seafo give him a wide burp!
07:50You asked for this.
08:04You one-shotted pants-topping Orcer?!
08:06Who the hell are you?!
08:08No!
08:19Asshole. Using my divine power to barbecue.
08:22Hope you die alone and miserable.
08:25What are you whining about?
08:28Nothing!
08:28Heat's too low. Sprinkle this and baste it again.
08:36Molly? Gods make heroes with it, you seasoned food?
08:43Huh. Tide barrier just got tripped.
08:52Mommy, is daddy stationed way out in the deep sea?
08:55Is that why he never comes to see me?
08:57Yeah, baby. But he retired recently. We're gonna find him now.
09:10I'm badly wounded. I don't have much time.
09:14Find Lily's real father. Leave her with him.
09:18I just hope you two can live in peace.
09:22Far away from those bastards on Mount Olympus.
09:38There it is.
09:46Liara's wounded bad. Drag them both back to the Dillon. Lifetime of easy living.
09:56What the hell was that?
09:58Nothing. Just swapped a bug.
10:03That girl from five years ago. You came looking for me?
10:08She's your daughter. We need you now.
10:13So you're my dad? You're actually pretty handsome.
10:17This aura? She's got my blood.
10:25Who did this?
10:27Don't worry about it. Just keep Lily safe.
10:34Mommy? Mommy?
10:37Mommy?
10:54It's too late, boss. Her heartbeat's fading fast.
10:57Mommy?
11:12Somebody help me!
11:26give me a name leora who did this i'm going to tear them apart
11:32it was
11:54your father sold you to me a long time ago you're my fiance my property
11:59you filthy whore spread your legs for some stray dog
12:06but at least your bloodline is still worth something
12:14no let go with nymph blood in my veins even olympus will bow to me
12:29i got careless diving near a shipwreck my fault shipwreck those cuts are surgical leora
12:38someone did this to you you're just a regular guy stay out of it boss soup's ready
12:54if i don't make it promise me you'll take care of lily she's all we have left
13:00she's safe now drink soup isn't gonna fix this jack
13:13jack you
13:16ambrosia residue golden apple sap i studied this in grad's time greek meth said it could raise
13:23the dead for mortals where the hell did you get this
13:27more try it
13:39these ingredients where did you get them
13:47it's my first time meeting daddy i gotta find the prettiest shell for him
14:15what a lively little snack
14:29i just fished this stuff out of the bay
14:31you want more
14:33i've got a ton of it laying around
14:35this guy's luck is insane
14:38a random mortal just happens to have relics of the old gods
14:43is this coast a secret olympian vault
14:46you're safe here liria
14:51we've got a kid together now
14:53i'm not letting anything touch
14:57you or lily
14:58jack i'm grateful but i
15:00daddy help
15:04something's trying to eat me
15:08lily's in trouble
15:15i i'm not tasty
15:17my mommy and daddy are super strong
15:20please don't eat me
15:25divine power runs through this girl
15:28devour you
15:30and i might even claim the sea king's throne
15:35ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
15:37ha ha ha ha
15:50whoo
16:07You disgusting freak
16:09What do you think you're doing to my daughter
16:11Mommy
16:14I've got you baby
16:17Touch my kid again
16:19And I'll rip her head off your shoulders
16:21Ha!
16:23You ruined my meal?
16:26Wait
16:27The baby mama herself
16:30Perfect
16:35Two courses for the price of one
16:44Bitch
16:50Jack take Lily and run
16:52Go
16:58Run from the Lycian Hydro
17:01You pathetic little insects
17:10Poseidon's bloodline
17:11Poseidon's bloodline
17:12That kid's his
17:13No wonder the power's so pure
17:16That's Poseidon's bloodline
17:18If I stay, I'm dead
17:27What the hell just happened?
17:29It ran?
17:30Damn, Leoya
17:31Your powers are badass
17:33You straight up scared the monster off
17:36Me?
17:36No way
17:37Even at full strength I couldn't take that thing
17:39I'm still recovering
17:42Wait
17:42Maybe it sensed the guardian of this sea vault
17:47Whatever
17:48Let's get home
17:49That thing might circle back
17:54About that monster
18:00Failed at the perfect time?
18:02Figures
18:02He's just a regular guy after all
18:07I-
18:09You阿
18:11You know
18:11Whoa
18:17팔�
18:19He's here
18:19He's here
18:21You're going
18:25He's here
18:27Ha
18:27A little
18:33You
18:34You're going
18:36You're going
18:37Your
18:46my liege have mercy i didn't know she was your daughter i swear it i please spare my life
18:52no problem thank you my lord thank you for your mercy try to remember that in your next life
19:10enjoying the show
19:21my king we had nothing to do with the hydro we swear listen to me if any of you take
19:27one step
19:28near my daughter again i will skin you alive now get the fuck out of my sight yes yes my
19:35leash
19:47my love since you refuse to tell me who did this to you i'll just have to dig up the
19:53truth myself
20:02that wild god pans always pulling power grabs
20:05but poseidon guy's long gone probably fish food in some trench right sea god myth ancient history
20:13wanna bet there ain't no sea king anymore
20:27the world's the same as ever
20:29the dead are louder than the living who the hell are you you're in hades territory asshole
20:47poseidon
20:58is hades still breathing if he is tell him to get his ass out here
21:06who the fuck is tearing up my domain
21:14i don't have time for this i'm not wasting it on you i need a background check
21:23you know who i am hades's ace you crash my spot you die here
21:51little fish
22:00hedi the staff one shot the sea king he's real
22:07hades you hiding come out or this whole place turns into driftwood
22:15one two
22:19thank the fates the boss is here
22:27boss this bum
22:34you idiot piss off the lord of the oceans and we all drown
22:38you're done get out in front of poseidon your ants i'm saving your worthless heights
22:49my lord is this handling satisfactory i'm not here for fun dig up everything on that leora and her daughter
23:01understood i'll mobilize every team right now
23:04you have three days i'll be back
23:09everyone drop what you're doing full sweep on the leora and child every resource every contact now tell them poseidon's
23:19back
23:19yes boss
23:26poseidon's back let's hope this time he doesn't flood the place just to make a point
23:39dylan wants the woman dead kid comes with us alive she's still hurt
23:42easy pickets let's move
23:57we'll make a nice stew surprise daddy for lunch
24:06a forest nymph playing happy home mater pathetic
24:13who are you
24:16dylan's orders
24:17come quietly to the stronghold
24:20or i drag your corpse back
24:22mommy
24:23who's the ugly goat man
24:26hand over the kid
24:35stay away from my daughter
24:37don't you dare touch her
24:54mommy you're bleeding
24:56this forest is locked down
24:58surrender now
25:00i'll go with you
25:02on one condition
25:03let my daughter go
25:05no mommy i'm not leaving you
25:09no mommy i'm not leaving you
25:10no mommy i'm not leaving you
25:19kids mine
25:20you die
25:24you poisoned me
25:29my poison fog the more you fight the faster it rots you from the inside
25:35give up
25:37you've gone too far
25:38even if i die today
25:40i'm not letting you win
25:44you're wounded
25:45you're wounded
25:47poisoned
25:47done
25:49the kid's coming with me
25:53don't touch her
25:54come at me
25:56feisty one
25:57dylan wants you dead
25:59but first i'm gonna have some fun
26:09such a pretty face
26:11all mine now
26:15let my mommy go you bastard
26:25lily lily run
26:27get out of here
26:32serve me well
26:34and i might let her run a little longer
26:56your hands off her
27:05you touch my woman
27:06you're a dead man
27:09my poison
27:14jack
27:16what the hell just happened
27:21you okay babe
27:22so you're the boyfriend
27:24too bad i'll snap every bone in your body with one hand
27:44jack
27:44keep lily safe
27:46long as i'm here
27:47you don't lose
27:48shut up
27:49and go
27:50now
28:02if i pull this vine the whole cliff goes with us demon
28:07run all you want
28:08my pack tears you both apart
28:10you're not
28:10you're not
28:11you're not
28:11you're not
29:00Daddy, don't leave mommy.
29:03I don't want to lose her.
29:05Shh, Lily, don't cry.
29:06Daddy promises mommy's gonna be okay.
29:09We're going back for her right now.
29:17Hand over the kid.
29:18I'll make your death quick.
29:28Lily, turn around and cover your ears, okay?
29:33Daddy's gonna do a little magic trick.
29:35Okay.
29:39You are the best.
29:49Some nobody dare stare me down?
29:52You're asking to die.
29:56You're not human.
29:58Who the hell are you?
29:59My daughter's here, so I'm keeping it clean.
30:02Disappear.
30:21Okay, Lily.
30:22Lily, you can turn around now.
30:27Daddy?
30:28What happened to the bad guy?
30:30He got so dazzled by how cute you are, he just passed out.
30:40Lily, stay right here inside this circle.
30:42Don't move.
30:43Daddy's gonna help mommy beat the bad guys.
30:45I'll be right back.
30:52Daddy, be careful.
30:55Don't worry, Lily.
30:56Lily, no one's ever beaten your dad.
31:04That poison's eaten you alive, little nymph.
31:07How much longer you got?
31:09Let me have my fun first.
31:12So what?
31:14I'll drag you to hell with me before I die.
31:27Damn.
31:28You take a hit well.
31:30Let's enjoy this body.
31:32Then, I'll turn you into my eternal trophy.
31:35For Jack and Lily.
31:37Even if I die, I'm taking this beast down with me.
31:42No signal?
31:43You trying to hog the glory?
31:45More coming.
31:46Killing one won't save Jack and Lily.
31:48No choice.
31:49I'm taking them down with me.
31:51This the woman Dylan wants?
31:53Where the kid?
31:54Some guy took the brat.
31:57Useless.
31:58Grab her first.
31:59Then we hunt the child.
32:04Just let Jack and Lily be safe.
32:10You all want to come at once?
32:12Then die together.
32:13Pick your graves.
32:27Why did you come back?
32:30Where's Lily?
32:34Lily's safe.
32:35Don't push yourself.
32:38So this is the woman's secret lover.
32:41Her taste is trash.
32:43Beg now.
32:45And maybe I'll leave your corpses in one piece.
32:48Refuse.
32:49And you'll be screaming.
32:51End it fast.
32:54You, in our eyes, you're not even an enemy.
32:57Just weeds to be crushed under feet.
33:01Just hold on a little longer.
33:03Jack means more to me than anything.
33:05I won't let him get hurt.
33:16You want my husband?
33:19Step over my corpse first.
33:21In a hurry to die?
33:23Fine.
33:24I'll oblige.
33:54I'll leave my family to die.
33:55You're half dead already!
33:57How the hell did you knock me back?
33:59The sea is sinking, those are Poseidon's warriors!
34:04This...
34:04can't be...
34:30Ancient Ekethra!
34:32The coastal legend monster?
34:34Why would she be here?
34:37Ha ha ha!
34:39Our boss has real backing!
34:40He summoned three of Poseidon's elite guards!
34:43No matter how strong you are, kneel and beg!
34:47They're coming for us!
34:48We're finished!
34:50Don't worry darling, things might turn around.
34:52Lyra Vale has been captured.
34:55Now, we await the Sea King's warriors to execute this peasant.
35:00They're here for me!
35:01Jack, stay behind me!
35:04With me here, no one touches you.
35:06Stop saying that Jack!
35:07Look around, we're surrounded, we could actually die here!
35:16My Lords!
35:18Let me teach this adulterous couple a lesson!
35:24You worthless creature!
35:26You shouldn't even exist where I stand!
35:36Who dares show such insolence before the Lord of the Sea?
35:42They end up having any thr Weil.
35:46Yea, why aren't you Missy Pig?
35:48Chuckle-
35:49And we need some contradictions?
35:50You're.....
35:50Getting a little after this bug?
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