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00:03I'm sorry, Emily.
00:04I'm assuming you're a Wonder Man and not a Barnaby.
00:07Correct.
00:07I don't have a doorman waiver on file for you,
00:10so I'm going to need you to sign this.
00:12Assuming, of course, you don't have superpowers.
00:15The showrunner just called.
00:17He's cutting your character from the show.
00:19What happened on American Horror Story, son?
00:21I got fired, okay?
00:22Oh, no, Simon.
00:23No, Mommy, it wasn't my fault.
00:25Of course, nothing is ever your fault.
00:27Don't upset him.
00:31You know, I'd never work again if anyone found out.
00:34What are you talking about?
00:35Because of DeMar Doorman Davis.
00:38Sorry, who's DeMar Doorman Davis?
01:20Oh, damn.
01:22Sorry.
01:22I can't let y'all in.
01:23What?
01:24Why not?
01:24You see right there, it says, uh, you're from Texas.
01:27And I heard they dance weird out there.
01:30Yeah, we don't do none of this in L.A.
01:32Woo-hoo!
01:34Don't say don't tell your mama.
01:35She's too slow.
01:36Oh, my God.
01:37I think we'll be okay.
01:39All right.
01:39Just in there, girl.
01:42Don't injure yourself now, you hear?
01:43He-haw!
01:44Oh, yeah.
01:45Look who's in the house.
01:48Oh!
01:49What?
01:50There he is.
01:50Send back.
01:51What's up?
01:51Mr. Gad, how you doing, sir?
01:53Mr. Gad, come on, man.
01:54Call me Josh or Jay Gad.
01:57I'm trying to make that a thing.
01:58Anyway, so what's cooking tonight?
01:59Oh, y'all gonna have fun tonight.
02:00We got the guy from Imagine Dragons DJing.
02:03Radioactive.
02:04Most important song of the last three years.
02:06Easy.
02:07Listen, if things slow down out here, why don't you come in and have a drink with me?
02:10Yeah?
02:11Oh, that's very nice of you.
02:12Come here.
02:15That's it.
02:18Okay.
02:19I'm just gonna wear the shades, and I don't know.
02:22Are you really with them?
02:25Because...
02:26Next!
02:27Seems like it was live in here.
02:29The line outside was slammed.
02:30People went apeshit when Olaf started crowd surfing.
02:33I bet.
02:34Do you realize the first time I tipped you out was over three years ago?
02:39You kidding?
02:40I've been here that long?
02:42Do you like working here tomorrow?
02:44Of course.
02:45Why do you say that?
02:46We don't normally have employees last with us this long.
02:49It's Hollywood.
02:49There was an actor or a model, and, you know, working here is just a stepping stone.
02:55That ain't me.
02:56I like this gig.
02:57It's fun.
02:58Tips are good.
02:59Get to talk to people.
03:01Be myself.
03:03That's all I really need.
03:04You don't meet a lot of people in this town who are happy with where they're at.
03:09Hold on to that.
03:11Why wouldn't I?
03:12Probably because you're going to be hauling a stinky bag of garbage in about two seconds.
03:16Oh.
03:19Heart to heart's over.
03:21Sorry.
03:22Thank you very much.
03:23Fun while it lasted.
03:38Shit.
03:42Shit.
03:44Shit.
03:45Shit.
04:01What the hell?
04:22What the hell?
04:47What the hell?
04:49What the hell?
04:50What the hell?
04:54Ah!
04:56Ah!
05:02Ah!
05:03Ah!
05:05Ah!
05:29What the hell are you doing?
05:33Get out of my apartment!
05:34Ma'am!
05:34Uh, this is a misunderstanding.
05:36I put my hand in some goo and all of a sudden my dog fell through the floor.
05:40Get out!
05:40I promise something I'm breaking in!
05:45Whoa!
05:45I'm leaving!
05:48No, no, no, no.
06:11It's going to be a good Scott.
06:11Esquire, love you...
06:14I should see you in a little bit.
06:14Good.
06:15In soon...
06:16been a weird day that's all sorry no it's fine listen we are totally packed tonight pushing it
06:21on the fire code so just you know don't let anyone else in until it clears out of it
06:25I got bees of fuzz kids of little dandelion fuzz and I'll be doing whatever snow does in summer
06:35a drink in my hand my snow's against the burning sand probably getting gorgeous
06:41and in summer we're melting melting bitches
07:08I can't get it open keep trying I'm gonna call the fire department get that door open okay
07:41the door was jammed quick go through me what do you mean go through me I don't believe what is
07:48he saying I think he said he wants us inside him pass he's saying he wants us to go through
07:56him
08:00how does how do I do this do I just enter you I really don't know really uh hold on
08:04just give
08:05me a second now now okay all right
08:11oh why do I do this oh god oh oh oh look at that there's the other side shit it
08:19works
08:19everyone follow me exit through tomorrow
08:31hurry this isn't easy
08:39hey Jesus sorry man I didn't mean to scare you I just wanted to come out here and say
08:43thank you I don't swear it I'm sure anybody would have done that are you being serious right now
08:48you just saved everybody's life in that building you just saved my life I gotta pay you back I don't
08:55need anything good having a new job what tomorrow after what you did tonight there's no way no offense
09:03that you can go be a doorman anymore come work for me I'll put you on the payroll look Mr.
09:08J. Gadd I
09:09appreciate it but I'm fine here got a good ball starting salary is 200k plus benefits yeah that'll
09:16work yeah Josh dad is in the news again the frozen star is catching fire and turning heads with his
09:22new
09:22super powered personal ballet the man in question appears to be Jamar Davis former Wilcox employee
09:28who's affectionately been dubbed doorman he's been spotted all over town with Josh and seemingly has
09:33the power to move himself and his boss through solid walls Davis recently saved a crowd from a fire at
09:40a
09:40popular nightclub now it seems he's exclusively using his talents in service of Gadd meanwhile this
09:47Mormon has just booked a new project an action comedy called cash grab you might say this former
09:53LeFou is cast on a roll dying for some sugar they got some stale snickerdoodle cookies over there
10:09hmm but it's better to have no cookie than a disappointing cookie you know what I'm saying
10:13Frank Preminger Hanover agency oh I heard of that tomorrow right yeah the doormat live and direct
10:22ding dong you're a funny guy thank you yeah you ever think about acting nah not my thing
10:31Frank Frank besides who can get J-Gadd his snack plate true keep it you never know it's just you
10:39know
10:39the heist is feeling flat mm-hmm I agree I think we need something more original well we could go
10:46back
10:46to flooding the vault I always liked that version it's nice to some crap Rangoon's before they got housed
10:52or we could use liquid nitrogen to freeze the locks and shatter the vault needs to be impenetrable the
10:58whole point is that this crew are the only ones on the planet that can get in or out um
11:05I may have
11:07something look man I want to help out I can't act who cares I can't act it's never stopped me
11:15from
11:15being an actor we'll make sure it's only a couple of lines this will be easy I'm telling you know
11:20it's
11:20easy if you bring somebody else in or keep the idea brilliant idea bringing a real actor then you can
11:27fake it CGI yeah but what makes it cool is that it's you people know who you are they would
11:33go
11:33crazy I don't know I'm more comfortable behind the scenes the more there is a reason that you are
11:41making headlines you have something that other people just don't it's a charisma a charm on top
11:48of all of that you can become a door it is not every day that an opportunity like this just
11:55falls
11:55into your lap you do realize that right all right yeah all right it's gonna be great
12:12vamos a la playa amigos we've been training 10 years for this and now we've only got 30 seconds
12:17to grab some cash
12:30I knew you tripped the silent alarm what difference does it make we're all gonna die
12:34keep it together you two why Jake it's time to panic I wouldn't be so sure about that
12:43ding dong mother
12:51what did I tell you huh I love you and things get a little crazy on this week's Murphy family
13:02when special guest DeMar doorman Davis comes a knocking there's the door man
13:15where is that thing I'm so embarrassed oh hold on I got this
13:27ding dong baby ding to the dong the people are real the rulings are real and this week's guest
13:34judge isn't afraid to tell it like it is ding dong I said ding dong you ding dong I am
13:40a big fan
13:41you want to pick
13:42okay
13:47I remember this place dang girl you done got fine what's up yo you mind if I come in for
13:54a drink
13:54oh of course Mr. Dorman please head right in
13:56yeah oh the thing's quiet there I want you to come have a drink with us
14:01oh I love that thank you ding dong
14:04ding ding dong
14:30is there a celebrity in here that used to be my employee
14:33oh Bridget what's up girl Bridget yo
14:36oh what's going on wow
14:40y'all this is Bridget Bailey number one club owner in L.A. and an amazing boss
14:46wow look at you
14:48you look great
14:49thank you
14:50I heard you got a movie out
14:51ding dong
14:51I'm sorry I haven't seen it yet
14:53oh
14:53yes
14:54don't worry about it how are you doing
14:56me
14:56yeah
14:57you know same old same old
14:58so uh
15:02you happy
15:02damn straight
15:04just got off the phone with my agent
15:06you told me he landed me a huge huge commercial contract
15:11wow
15:11life's about to change
15:21what the hell
15:22wouldn't knock knock make more sense as a catchphrase
15:25that's a good one Samuel
15:28mark that one
15:31please tell me when it's 15 minutes
15:33or up
15:36get real tired of this ding dong business
15:40some fools are hating but
15:42doorman still makes me smile
15:46thank you
15:49I'll come grab you in a bit for rehearsal
15:51let me know if you need anything else
15:52will do
15:54oh maybe some ice for the water
15:57or
15:59I can go to town
16:00with this round
16:05door man
16:06yo this is crazy
16:07I'm such a huge fan
16:08bro
16:08good to meet you bro
16:10I appreciate that
16:11yeah
16:12so hey look
16:13I was looking over the pages
16:14we wrote that at 3 o'clock in the morning man
16:16go easy on me
16:16no no it ain't that
16:17it's just
16:19I'm a little nervous about the bit
16:21don't sweat it
16:22people love when you can poke a little fun at yourself man
16:23trust me
16:24okay
16:25cool
16:26I gotta get back out to rehearsal
16:27I'll see you out there
16:28for sure
16:31hey
16:38what's up y'all
16:39it's me
16:39D-list actor
16:40and literal door
16:41Damar Davis
16:42aka doorman
16:43and welcome to
16:44ding dong tonight
16:49I'm a little thirsty
16:51let me see what I can
16:53oh
16:53oh
16:56oh
16:57oh
16:57oh
16:57oh
16:58oh
17:00oh
17:01tastes like door
17:01ding dong
17:04what else I got up in here
17:05oh
17:06oh
17:07oh
17:08oh
17:08oh
17:08my mixtape
17:09this is my mixtape
17:10I've been looking for this
17:12ding dong
17:13oh
17:14oh
17:15I call this
17:15the
17:16go long
17:17ding dong
17:18oh
17:19oh
17:20oh
17:20oh
17:20oh
17:20oh
17:23oh
17:24oh
17:24oh
17:25look at him
17:27oh
17:28what's up
17:29what are you doing here
17:31I thought you was hiding out from the IRS
17:34Earl come on
17:35you got to cool it with those rumors
17:37and that impression
17:38ding dong
17:40I mean who is that
17:41that's not me is it
17:42I mean I'm much more than just a catchphrase
17:45you know Earl
17:46a lot of people don't realize that
17:47I've been taking acting classes at the
17:49Stella Adler Academy
17:51really
17:51yeah
17:52well let's see some of that training
18:10last poor Yurick
18:12I knew him Horatio
18:15a fellow
18:16of infinite
18:17ding dong
18:25with my diet
18:26sometimes I have trouble getting things to
18:28move through me
18:29try Expolex
18:31it'll have your insides as insubstantial as mine
18:34doorman
18:35boundaries
18:37ding dong
18:41Expolex
18:42and new black cherry flavor
18:44oh
18:46sure you don't want to slow down there pal
18:50you're out of the lake
18:52well
18:52I'm here now
18:54what do you want to talk about
18:56Expolex
18:57they said the campaign will be smart and elevated
19:00like Seinfeld and American Express
19:02with these
19:02yeah
19:03about that
19:05Ogilvy's cutting the contract short
19:08they just feel the jokes a little
19:11stale
19:12exactly
19:13that's why we need to come up with some new ideas
19:15let me pitch you something
19:16it's too late
19:16Damar
19:17they already signed Michael Strahan
19:18so
19:19Strahan
19:20yeah
19:21that doesn't even make sense
19:22just a normal guy
19:23he is charming AF
19:24and apparently suffers from chronic constipation
19:27damn
19:29can we fight this
19:30I mean we got a contract right
19:32I don't think we want to take on a huge advertising agency
19:35things are getting pretty tight
19:37behind on car payments
19:39and a few other things
19:40oh come on Damar
19:41you gotta be more careful with your money
19:43you know how this business works
19:46you can't count on the next paycheck
19:47until it's in your hands
19:50you've never said that
19:52I'm saying it now
19:56you don't have any other superpowers
19:57you didn't tell me about right
19:58just a door thing
20:01cool
20:02okay
20:03well look
20:03this is a dip
20:05this is a tiny little dip
20:06we're gonna get back on top
20:08we're gonna get you something better
20:09something
20:11smart and elevated
20:13trust me
20:15that's right
20:16this
20:17you don't even need this no more
20:18this is a drum
20:19because with the potato bag
20:20your potatoes will come fluffy on the inside
20:23and chewy on the outside
20:24why juggle a tough schedule
20:26when you can just use the potato bag
20:27just drop it
20:28and plop it
20:30in the microwave
20:30you hear that sound
20:32I think the potatoes just said
20:34ding dong
20:37well looks like doorman
20:39is back in the news
20:40only this time
20:41the overnight success
20:42finds himself
20:43in a bit of hot water
20:44steam
20:45might be more accurate
20:47DeMar Davis
20:48has been hit
20:48with several lawsuits
20:49over his involvement
20:50in the potato bag product
20:52which has been found
20:53to cause severe steam burns
20:55ouch
20:56hey doorknobs
20:58I just wanted to get on today
21:00just to let you know
21:01that I'm sorry
21:02to the hundreds of you
21:03who experienced steam burns
21:05from using the potato bag
21:06I want you to know
21:07that I'm in full support
21:08of the class action lawsuit
21:11and that I too
21:12was misled
21:13by Food America Product Incorporated
21:17I think at this moment
21:18I need to take some time
21:19to step away
21:20and really reflect on
21:22where all this is going
21:24for me and for you
21:26so stay supportive
21:27and I will stay supporting you
21:29keep knocking
21:55oh shit
21:57There's my best friend miss you, man. I miss you more. Guess what those studio wants cash grab to really
22:03hell. Yeah, you bullshitting
22:08Course a man
22:11Let's do it. Yeah, hell yeah
22:24Thank you don't mess this up
22:27Don't mess this up
22:49Everybody use that again. I'm coming
22:54Go ahead
22:54The bar
22:56Go ahead
22:58Oh
23:03Cash grab to a part is up in our game on the stunts. Hey an incredible hulk, huh? You ain't
23:07that tall tomorrow?
23:08You're all right with that, right? The stunts? Of course me and Tom Cruise we do our own stunts, baby
23:15Mark you good, buddy? Yeah, I'm good to go. Okay. GTG
23:20See mark
23:21See mark
23:23And action
23:31We only get one shot at this, Gustavo
23:33You ready? Always
23:35Jake
23:35Jake
23:38We're in position
23:39They're in place
23:42Here we go
23:58I'm going through
24:00I'm going through
24:13Holy
24:22Where is he?
24:32Where is he?
24:43The world wants to know
24:45It's been months since he disappeared inside
24:47DeMar Davis and the Department of Damage Control is still searching for answers
24:52We want to assure the American public that the Department of Damage Control takes this horrific incident seriously
24:58DeMar Davis will be continually monitored for the rest of his life
25:01We will do everything in our power to ensure a tragedy of this magnitude never happens again
25:08While the DODC continues to probe, experiment and investigate every inch of DeMar Davis, Hollywood is now waiting
25:16Every major studio in Hollywood is doing their part to avoid another possible tragedy
25:21They're calling it the doorman clause
25:24Going forward, it will be nearly impossible for super-powered individuals to perform in major motion picture or TV roles
25:32The insurance required now? Astronomical
25:35Everything okay?
25:38Is it bad news?
25:39Oh, no, it's good
25:42It's all good
26:01I have come a long way from the hills of Tennessee
26:05And I've worked hard to make the folks back home real proud of me
26:10Now everybody knows my name no matter where I go
26:14But I never really made it till the Johnny Carson show
26:19Now I have dreamed of stardom since I was just a kid
26:27A million-dollar dream beneath this thirteen-dollar wig
26:31In my bell-bottom jumpsuits with my rhinestones all aglow
26:35I became an overnight success from the Johnny Carson show
26:41From polyester paradise to silk and satin frills
26:45From a forty-eight-foot mobile home to a mansion on the hill
26:51From moonshine to rare wine from a packard to a rose
26:55But I never really made it till the Johnny Carson show
27:00Now there's only one small problem
27:03Sometimes I get disturbed
27:05The folks sometimes get me confused with Monty Rock the third
27:10But still I think it's worth it
27:12And I just thought you should know
27:14That I'll always owe a special thanks to the Johnny Carson show
27:18I went from pop beats to diamonds
27:22From car coats to fur
27:24From Kmart to Gucci's
27:27From here no telling where
27:28From hillbilly heaven
27:31To a penthouse on the coast
27:33But I never really made it till the Johnny Carson show
27:48Sometimes I like to close my eyes
27:50And imagine what it'd be like when summer does come
27:56He's the bus
27:57Kids will blow down the lion fuzz
28:00And I'll be doing whatever snow does in summer
28:05A trick in my hand
28:07My snow is against the burning sand
28:10Probably getting gorgeously tanned
28:12In summer
28:15You'll finally see a summer breeze
28:18Blow away a winter storm
28:19And find out what happens in solid water
28:22When it gets warm
28:25And I can't wait to see
28:27When my body's all thick with me
28:29Just imagine how much cooler I'll be
28:32In summer
28:34Summer
28:36Summer
28:37Summer
28:37Summer
28:38Summer
28:39Summer
28:39Summer
28:39Summer
28:39Summer
28:39Summer
28:40Summer
28:40Summer
28:54Summer
28:54Summer
28:54Summer
28:55Summer
29:10Summer
29:11Happy Snowman!
29:31Whistles with Kodak,UI.
29:36Whistles with Kodak,Wistles with Kodak.
29:38Kodak,Kodak,Kodak.
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