00:05this is simon williams you're an actor do you think you can get close to him when simon was
00:11he fell off his bike he always insisted on riding his father's bike even though he was
00:16too small for it it was a few years after some for the past someone's actually remaking wonder
00:22not someone von kovac this movie everything it's too much i should be in bed or at the gym or
00:29running lines simon you've got no lines to run listen to me simon von kovac is leaving town
00:35tomorrow the callback has been moved up what the callback is happening now get your ass to
00:39von kovac's house as fast as you can
00:40we gotta go
01:06we gotta go
01:14i'm usually usually better dressed are you kidding you look great all right my friend if
01:21you're sure sure i'm sure all right let me let me set the mood you're you're at the bar the
01:25music
01:26is pumping you feel the beat okay now you want a shot you approach the bartender you make eye
01:36contact and make minor may believe oh i'm sorry
01:48make money jägermeister sorry i'm not my best are you kidding that was great that was great
01:54oh i could really use the gig mate really yeah i'm pretty desperate to be honest
02:02can we try another one yeah yeah actually that wasn't a real audition oh i see you're making
02:10something a little more adult are you no it's not like that here
02:23i might need a minute no no no have you seen this you don't have to memorize you don't have
02:28to
02:28memorize i just want to get a sense of your tone tone tone just the tone got it
02:39some people call me a terrorist yeah try to sound scary
02:48some people call me a terrorist good good hold on one second
02:55good hold on one second here try one with these right right right thank you
03:13some people call me a terrorist
03:25shit i fell asleep what's that i said i fell asleep trevor because i'm exhausted
03:32oh well i'm sure the adrenaline will kick in i hope so i've had plenty of all night's trust me
03:40the
03:40second wind will come you just have to open your sails to it
03:44whatever that means hey uh what's one of these do you think sounds uh better we only get one shot
03:52at this
03:52barnaby it's not the time for games and riddles or or we only get one shot at this barnaby it's
03:58not the time for games and riddles
04:00well they both feel a bit terrible no i was gonna say a bit forced they feel a bit forced
04:11hey vohan kovac doesn't know that we're coming together right he doesn't even know we're friends
04:16we could plan something and make it seem spontaneous like you can cut me off
04:20halfway listen to yourself no but if we plan something it won't be spontaneous it will just feel inauthentic
04:34i can't believe this shit steady on no i said i said it last night i'm supposed to be rested
04:40i should have
04:41went home or to the gym i'm supposed to be on my game you're gonna be great yeah or or
04:47i'm gonna blow the
04:47biggest opportunity of my life because i got caught up in all your bullshit last night well you got one
04:51hell
04:51of a story out of it and what about jayden because he almost got shot i had a feeling it
04:57would all sort itself out
05:00you say that about a lot of stuff don't you well look at me i mean here i am on
05:05my way to meet
05:05von kova for the role of a lifetime
05:07of a lifetime
05:35this is intense
05:44one pair of shoes that's weird how so if it's the shoes off house
05:50there'd be a whole line of shoes if it's the shoes on house there'd be none but one pair of
05:57shoes
05:59what does that mean someone forgot their shoes what no trevor this this is a test
06:06von kovac is judging us based on every little thing that we do or say so let's not give him
06:10any strange energy to pick up on we both have a lot riding on this simon why would you say
06:15that
06:15try your box breathing
06:20come on let's both stay loose and relaxed what no you know i can't do either one of those things
06:28come in mr kovac will meet you in the living room amazing
06:37is she wearing shoes
06:56oh shit he's seen us all at the same time that's a bit offside everybody's wearing shoes
07:01they probably all slept last night hey manuel maria jose de los remedios
07:07simon words and you must be a fellow barnaby yeah trevor slattery shall we fight it to the death
07:16so you are here for the call back
07:18i studied at juilliard mostly done theater but i just wrapped up a chris nolan project
07:25yeah no formal training for me i'm a student of life also uh i'm paul thomas anderson surfing
07:31instructor and uh yeah one day he was like you should be in my movie turns out uh i'm a
07:36natural
07:37phone hasn't stopped ringing sounds like a pretty rough journey
07:40no it wasn't no i was being sarcastic
07:44oh cool i'm not really into comedy
07:48hello everyone thanks so much for coming to my little retreat
07:54i call it my prison of opulence i wanted a home that represented everything i both love and detest
08:04about hollywood all at once yeah yeah i i can see that follow me
08:23oh
08:24cheers me
08:27we're gonna get one side of this point and there's another type of game somewhere else
08:35i can't get to a bonus i can't believe it
08:43this is where i've been living with the project has been taking shape in my head
08:51i wanted to bring you all inside my brain so we can explore it together
08:59holiness hey but this is me
09:02ho ho ho ho ho ho you seem to have snuck into my subconscious
09:09so the spaniard pulls ahead
09:15this is the song for the start of the picture
09:24can you see
09:27where i'm in space
09:32all alone
09:34it's cold
09:36what is this strange haunting song
09:40you're getting closer to an alien planet
09:45closer closer closer closer
09:52wait
09:54this is no alien planet
09:58let's serve
09:59we are flying alongside the wonder man as he returns home
10:10let the midnight special
10:14shine a light on me
10:18let the midnight special
10:21shine a light on me
10:26let the midnight special
10:31oh the midnight special
10:34on me on me
10:44interesting
10:45interesting
10:46interesting
10:48okay
10:49why don't we get started
10:52let's split you up in pairs
10:54Trevor
11:01it's okay simon
11:02let's just roll with it
11:05simon
11:06and
11:06manuel
11:08and jake and richard
11:11hey
11:11let's do this
11:13follow me
11:14general brula doesn't give a damn about the human costs
11:18how can one find a vulnerability in a monster without shame
11:21we only get one shot at this barnaby
11:24it's not the time for games or riddles
11:26damn it he is a natural
11:28no
11:29this isn't working now
11:35you're fine
11:36you're fine it's not you
11:38it's the words
11:40they're getting in the way
11:43let's throw away the scene
11:46what
11:47throw it away
11:48throw it away
11:49we don't need it
11:50i love it
11:50i don't care what you think about this character
11:54or whatever choices you have made about the script
11:57our ideas about heroes and gods
12:02they only get in the way
12:04it's too difficult to comprehend them
12:07so
12:09let's get past them
12:12let's
12:13let's find the
12:15human underneath
12:17i want
12:19you
12:20to see
12:21who you really are
12:26i want us
12:28to explore
12:30the place
12:31between
12:32fiction
12:33and non-fiction
12:34that's tight
12:37you take
12:38it
12:39is that
12:40let's try something
12:42villainy
12:43make sure you film this
12:45let's see where it goes
12:46let's not limit ourselves to this room
12:51i want you to think of the whole house as yours
12:54why don't we start with trevo and ollie
13:01ollie
13:02trevo is your wife
13:04okay
13:05you hate her
13:08but
13:09she's also the reason
13:11you want to live
13:12yeah
13:14and
13:15you have an
13:17old
13:17hunting
13:18injury
13:29you
13:31disgust me
13:33get out of my sight
13:34you don't mean that you're just mad about what my sister said
13:37she has nothing to do with this and you know that
13:40if you won't leave i'll leave
13:51no
13:53no
13:53this won't work
13:54i'm not listening
13:56listen to me
13:57we're broken
14:02beyond repair
14:03no
14:05no
14:10no
14:17no
14:18no
14:18No.
14:24Maybe.
14:26Wow.
14:28It's a present.
14:30Wonderful.
14:36Simon and Manuel.
14:41You are having an affair.
14:45Manuel, you are worried you are losing Simon.
14:48Simon, you are worried you are losing yourself.
14:53And you squint a lot.
14:56You have no eyelashes.
15:00The light is always in your eyes.
15:06Come here.
15:24Baby, my baby.
15:28What happened to us?
15:30I mean, we are losing our magic.
15:35Don't you feel it?
15:37Don't you see it?
15:39Sleeping through your beautiful little fingers.
15:43Hmm?
15:56You know what?
15:59Just tell me one thing.
16:03Why did you make me get all dressed up?
16:06Why?
16:06I thought you liked being doled up, baby.
16:08What I mean is...
16:17If you're going to tell everybody I'm a hooker, why don't you just let me wear my own clothes?
16:22And my own clothes, when someone like that guy, Stucky, comes up to me, I can handle it.
16:28I'm prepared.
16:28Okay, sorry, but you are a little sensitive.
16:30You think you can just pass me around to all your friends?
16:34I'm not some little toy.
16:36No, I bought you toys, but I never used you as a toy.
16:39Look, you don't own me, okay?
16:40Okay, okay.
16:41I decide.
16:42I say who?
16:45I say when?
16:48I say...
16:50who?
16:52I'm sorry I ever met you.
16:54I'm sorry I ever got inside your stupid car.
16:56I've never had anyone make me feel as cheap as you did today.
17:04Okay, you did a scene from Pretty Woman.
17:09Not what I was looking for.
17:15Let's regroup in the living room.
17:24Simon, I'm disappointed.
17:34You're blowing this.
17:35I know.
17:37If you don't turn this around soon, the game's up.
17:39I know, and it's all your fault.
17:40Oh, you've got to get over last night.
17:42It's just getting in your way.
17:43If you save the world of wisdom for your little scene, partner.
18:00I'm in New York in an off, off, off Broadway production of The Skin of Our Teeth.
18:05Where's Mark Olbeck?
18:06Why don't you break?
18:07You know, what are those dire, provide your own wardrobe and prompts, clean up the theater
18:11yourself productions.
18:12Don't worry, Ollie, you've got all this to look forward to.
18:16Anyway, there was a concert series that summer at Jones Beach.
18:21I'll never forget June 28th, 1986.
18:24That was the night.
18:25Most of the others were excited to see Robert Palmer.
18:29His, uh, Addicted to Love was top of the charts.
18:31No, thanks.
18:33But by some miracle of scheduling, the opening act was shocker calm.
18:40Hey, now, I've got to tell you, lads, there's a performer, magnificent.
18:47I'm so sorry, no one in this room can hold a candle to her.
18:51She closed with I'm Every Woman.
18:55Poof!
18:56Left it all on the stage.
18:57Robert Palmer might as well have gone home.
19:02I've got to ask you something.
19:05A role like the Mandarin.
19:07Oh, yeah?
19:08How do you shake something like that after living inside it?
19:13Well, to be honest, I can hardly remember her so blitzed out of my skull.
19:17I can't imagine what you're carrying around.
19:20Yeah, I still have nightmares from playing Patrick in The Lieutenant of Inishmore.
19:25I'm sorry, Richard.
19:27I didn't realize you were such a fragile thing.
19:32Pardon the phone call.
19:36How's everyone feeling?
19:38Everyone okay?
19:39That's good.
19:40Let's try a new exercise.
19:43I would love another shot.
19:46Okay.
19:47If you think you can bring a little more of yourself into this.
19:57Richard, let's carry it up here.
20:03Richard, pretend to be someone from Simon's past.
20:09We are going to call him on the phone.
20:12Feel free to choose whoever you like.
20:16A classmate?
20:18Richard, yeah.
20:20That will work.
20:23And Simon now really try to go back there.
20:31Remember what it's like in grade school.
20:42Ring, ring.
20:44Ring.
20:46Ring.
20:49Ring.
20:50Hey.
20:52Freak.
20:56Oh, it's you.
20:58You're damn right it's me.
21:00You think you can hide from me, you little shit?
21:07All right, that's enough.
21:09Is it?
21:12You weirdo.
21:13Everyone knows your secret
21:15You're not fooling anyone
21:19That's not true
21:21We know
21:24We've all been talking about it behind your back
21:27Hey Richard
21:27A dumbass friend can't help you Simon
21:30No one can
21:31Please
21:35Stop
21:35You're a freak
21:37And you always will be
21:56Simon
21:57Were you asleep?
22:03No
22:06I'm sorry
22:07Yes
22:09Have we been boring you?
22:17I think I need a minute
22:26Geez
22:28Didn't realize he was such a fragile thing
22:30Hey
22:49Are you okay?
22:51No Trevor
22:52I'm not
22:58It's not too late to turn this around
23:00Yes
23:00It is
23:05I can't take this anymore
23:10Too tired
23:14And Von Kovac keeps pushing
23:20He wants to see who we really are
23:22Underneath
23:26But I can't show my underneath
23:29I can't share the real me
23:32The real me will get kicked out of here
23:34I'll never be able to act again
23:35That's not true
23:39The real you isn't your condition
23:42The real you
23:45Is the sum of everything you've experienced
23:49The loss
23:50The joy
23:53Sadness
23:54Heartbreak
23:56Losing someone you love so much
24:01Wanting something so badly
24:02You could burst
24:05Hurting someone you care about
24:08Being hurt by those you love
24:14That's your life
24:18That's who you are
24:22Mirror up to nature
24:25That's our job
24:29When we share
24:32Our pain
24:33Our grief
24:33Our joy
24:34The audience
24:35Less alone in theirs
24:40We're all less alone
25:05We only get one shot at this
25:07Barnaby
25:09It's not the time for games and riddles
25:11I agree
25:13It's too late already
25:16It's what I've been trying to tell you
25:18I can't accept that
25:21I can't give up on this planet
25:23These people
25:23What you can or can't accept
25:28No longer matters
25:29That's not true
25:31If we work together
25:33We were never together
25:36Come on, that's bullshit
25:43Put the gun down
25:46He found my price
25:47On the man
25:49Everybody has one
25:52I just pray
25:53You never have to learn yours
25:55Okay, you're not thinking straight
25:58He's gotten into your head
26:00You're better than this, Barnaby
26:01Believe what you want to believe
26:04General Boulard has your coordinates
26:06He's coming for you
26:07You're not making it out of here alive
26:10I'm never gonna give up
26:13I don't care about the cost
26:17Then it's your funeral
26:18You're not making it out of here
26:20You're not making it out of here
26:30You're not making it out of here
26:32You're not making it out of here
26:33You're not making it out of here
26:35You're not making it out of here
26:36You're not making it out of here
26:36You're not making it out of here
26:37You're not making it out of here
26:38You're not making it out of here
26:38You're not making it out of here
26:38You're not making it out of here
26:38You're not making it out of here
26:39You're not making it out of here
26:39You're not making it out of here
26:39You're not making it out of here
26:40You're not making it out of here
26:43You're not making it out of here
26:48You're not making it out of here
26:52so that's it it's it's over
27:01wow
27:05okay
27:12hey where are you two going huh
27:20oh why would you do that well we weren't quite sure
27:23what's happening i didn't want to
27:27do this in the front of the others simon i was ready to dismiss you
27:35but there is no
27:37deny you are one of them
27:44wait really
27:46i can't imagine anyone else in the room
27:53and travel
27:54you are my barnaby
28:01the world
28:02is going to fall in love with the two of you
28:08we are going to make the last movie on earth
28:13because
28:14no one will have the balls to make another
28:18we will discuss
28:21more
28:22soon
28:23no one will have the last movie on earth
28:25no one will have the last movie on earth
28:27no one will have the last movie on earth
28:53thanks bro
28:55i think we both had some rest
28:57hey damn right
29:02congratulations son
29:31congratulations
29:35trevor
29:36you're ignoring my calls
29:38oh yeah
29:39i've been a bit busy
29:41where's my recording
29:43i'm afraid it broke
29:44i'm really sorry about that
29:45okay
29:46right
29:47you're going back to prison
29:48no no no no
29:49you can't do that
29:50why not
29:51because
29:53you're right about simon
29:55he is enhanced
29:56and
29:58incredibly dangerous
30:00really
30:02yeah
30:03and you're willing to testify that in court
30:05what good will that do you
30:07the word of a convicted terrorist
30:11it's nothing
30:12you know that
30:14you need more evidence
30:15and i know how to get it for you
30:17but
30:19i need some time
30:20i can't be pressured
30:23that's all i ask
30:25Chaka Chaka Chaka Chaka Khan
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