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00:05shit look at that place language sorry i mean it's impressive but like who needs that many
00:12rooms it's not about rooms it's about power that building has one purpose to say i'm the queen
00:19and you are my subjects huh you think so queen might look like a nice old lady but she comes
00:26from a long line of tyrants who all thought they were better than the rest of us i i didn't
00:41know
00:41they had burger marks here you called me dad
01:02so
01:07so
01:09so
01:29go go go get in there
01:31one team for casualty move me jesus christ what will happen here
01:35applying aqueous feeling is that part of her brain it's a green ghost
01:40i used to worship this guy as a kid
01:45capping the neck now
01:46sometimes it affects the spine
01:57beginning nanosuscitation
01:59locking in neural stabilizer
02:01omni man's alive get out of the way
02:08get ready for transport go go go careful don't bump her
02:13never seen anything like this
02:17god damn it
02:19you
02:20man
02:34oh
02:35oh
03:00hey mom what's wrong nothing just missing your dad he didn't come home last night
03:06mom stop worrying you probably got buried under a mountain again or something
03:11well it wouldn't be the first time don't be late for school
03:20nolan's receiving the absolute pinnacle of care
03:24as the global defense agency we have access to medical technology far beyond any normal hospital
03:35ah that's one of our threat response teams and they're able to get anywhere we're not in the
03:39mood for the tour donald sorry debbie my dad never mentioned you guys that's the idea we work with
03:46superheroes like your father to keep the world safe who knows maybe someday we'll even work with
03:57oh my god nolan dad
04:04he's gonna be okay right we hope so and our doctors are doing their best but we don't get a
04:10lot of
04:10viltrumites in here who did this we have no idea not yet anyway but we'll find out and when we
04:19do
04:19they're gonna look a hell of a lot worse than your dad right over there cecil steadman director of the
04:24gda
04:28deborah i'm so sorry cecil you've got a lot of someone murdered the guardians of the globe last night
04:34oh my god all of them tore them limb from limb and we tried like hell to bring them back
04:39but nolan was the only survivor how is that even possible we don't know yet
04:44we also don't know why your dad was at guardians hq now working theory is whoever killed the guardians
04:50lured in there tried to wipe them all out at once why why well that's the easy part there isn't
04:57a
04:57super villain alive who doesn't want omni-man and the guardians six feet under and we're keeping this
05:01all hush-hush for now but news will break i wanted you and mark to know first
05:07cold towels and ice water and have a cot brought in here for me deborah we've got the best i've
05:13patched nolan up for 20 years cecil i am not leaving
05:20yeah of course debbie
05:26sir there's some kind of attack happening downtown it seems numerous contacts heavy weaponry multiple
05:31casual now we're a little understaffed in the hero department
05:34man
05:55shit
06:10Get it together, get it together.
06:14Get in there.
06:23Stop!
06:24Get away from those people!
06:38Get away from those people!
06:39Oh shit!
06:43Get it together.
06:48No!
06:53It's okay, it's okay, I'm here.
06:56Are you hurt?
06:58Godox, move!
07:09Oh shit!
07:10Oh my god!
07:12Oh my god!
07:39I don't know who you are, but it's time to go.
07:44Tortilla, your rank.
07:53Eve, two and a half seconds after this sentence, three enemy tanks will align 50 degrees to your rank.
07:58I got it.
08:05Rex, the civilian's in danger to your left.
08:07Uh, yeah.
08:08I got eyes too, robot.
08:16Duplicate.
08:23Keep doing what you are doing.
08:33You!
08:34Get her to a hospital!
08:35We can handle this.
08:37You're out of meat.
08:38What?
08:39Just go!
08:44Admirable intention, but I am not positive we can handle this.
08:48Ah!
09:06Ah, guys!
09:07I'm down to pocket change here!
09:08I'm down to pocket change here!
09:09Ah!
09:11Help me!
09:12Faster than I can keep up!
09:14We gave people time to escape!
09:17That's what matters!
09:18Ah, no!
09:19Me living is what matters!
09:21Then I have bad news.
09:28Oh!
09:29Zoltra Moon.
09:32Ah!
09:36Oh!
09:40Oh!
09:42No!
09:45Oh!
09:51Oh!
09:52Oh!
10:04I don't know what just happened, but I think I speak for everyone here when I say I never
10:09wanted to happen ever again. Indeed. Come on give her to us clamp that vein and get a trip started
10:31prep operating room
10:33six. He's clear. Mark. I tried my best. Tried to be like dad. It's okay. It's okay.
11:12Hey. Hey. Watch it. Dick. Hey Mark. Mark. Mark. Whoa. Are you okay? My dad. He got attacked.
11:30What? You're kidding. Oh God you're not kidding. Is he okay? What happened? He's in the hospital.
11:39They're doing their best, but it's messed up. He's really hurt. Jesus Mark. I'm so sorry.
11:48Did they catch you? Did it? No. Not yet. Speaking of someone who's been attacked in this stupid city,
11:55I'm here for you. Whatever you need. You want to talk? I'll listen. You and Debbie need a lasagna?
12:00I make a good one. Actually, I make a great one. Eve Wilkins. What? Um, yeah, that's her.
12:09I need to talk to her. You and all the other straight boys in a 10 mile radius. Good luck
12:14with that.
12:15And didn't you just get your ass kicked last week for Amber Bennett?
12:19Oh, Eve? Hi. Um. Oh, hey. Mark, right?
12:25Grayson. Yeah. Um. Thanks for saving my butt back there. Y-Yesterday, I mean.
12:34Yesterday? Oh. Oh. That was you. In the blue and the yellow?
12:41Yeah. That was me. I'm, um, Invincible. God, that sounds dumb when I say it like that.
12:50Sounds a little optimistic, maybe. I'm Adam Eve. But the rest of the team just calls me Eve. So does
12:58everyone else.
12:59Right, since it's kind of a normal name and not something like...
13:02Invincible?
13:04Invincible, yeah.
13:04Do you want to talk about yesterday? You look like you need to talk about yesterday.
13:11I heard he just let Todd hit him. Like 20 times. He didn't flinch or anything. Todd got so freaked
13:18out he stayed home for three days.
13:19Are you talking about Mark Grayson?
13:21Duh. Of course, Amber. You're the reason Todd beat him up again.
13:28I never recognized you before.
13:30No one does. It's a psychology thing. If you don't expect to see a superhero in your school, you don't
13:36see a superhero in your school.
13:38Hmm. I even follow Teen Team on Instagram.
13:41That's us. Everyone's fourth favorite superhero team.
13:45I like you guys way better than Fight Force.
13:48Oh, we're definitely better than Fight Force. Those guys are the worst. They got their asses kicked by the Lizard
13:53League last year.
13:55Oh, I remember seeing that on TV.
13:58So, you're new to this, right?
14:00Uh, I just got my powers. That was my first big fight.
14:04Ah, okay. Explains a lot. Still, not bad for a rookie.
14:09Are you kidding? I froze out there. People got hurt.
14:12People escaped because of you.
14:15And everyone freezes their first time. I used to throw up before every fight. Barf my guts out.
14:22Really?
14:23Like a fire hydrant. You'll get used to it. The fights, not the barfing.
14:31Uh, I just... It wasn't what I expected. I figured I'd punch some aliens and they'd go home.
14:39Not how it looks on TV.
14:41Oh, shit.
14:45Thanks.
14:46I charged $2.50 an hour.
14:49You...
14:50Now I'm kidding. You are new at this.
14:57Why don't you come by and meet the team after school?
14:59Team team?
15:01I don't know. I... I heard they were only everyone's fourth favorite.
15:07Meet me out front after class? Invincible.
15:18You kids did good, robot.
15:20Thank you, Cecil. It's an honor to assist the Global Defense Agency, though your use of the term kids might
15:25be considered condescending.
15:26A victory? No. Do you know how many people died here yesterday?
15:32338. 338. 338. And it only stopped there because whoever the hell those assholes were ran away.
15:38The Flaxons.
15:40What?
15:41They call themselves the Flaxons. I reverse-engineered their language using recordings from the battle.
15:46Well, any idea why they left just when they were kicking our asses?
15:49I have six ideas.
15:55But I believe that narrows it down to one.
16:02Oxidized and corroded. For an alloy like this, that should take years.
16:08Time runs faster wherever they come from. They ran off the table.
16:11Because they were dying of old age.
16:13Huh. Well, if they come back, maybe I'll just evacuate the area and wait till they get cancer.
16:19How did that new kid do?
16:21Invincible? He has promise, but he seems unprepared for the more realistic aspects of superhero.
16:28Well, he'd better toughen up. We're gonna need his help.
16:31Why?
16:35From one giant shit show to another.
16:38Give me some good news, Donald.
16:40Whoever did this cut the power and the backup.
16:42They killed the cameras and the security systems. Forensics, frankly, have stumped.
16:46I told them to start over and try harder.
16:48That's not good news.
16:50That's not good news at all. I asked you for some good news, Donald.
16:55Get the hell out.
16:58Everyone.
16:59Come on, you heard the director. Move it.
17:06Come on out.
17:08I know you're there.
17:12Wasn't hiding.
17:20Sir, who the hell?
17:21Damian Darkblood.
17:22Demon detective.
17:29Seven superheroes murdered.
17:31Strongest man on the planet almost dead.
17:35No suspects.
17:36No leads.
17:37How does he...
17:38I don't know.
17:39Demon magic or something.
17:41If you're asking if we need your help...
17:42Wasn't asking.
17:46Fine.
17:47Knock yourself out.
17:49Help us solve the case, oh great horned Holmes.
17:52Sir, are you sure?
17:54You got a problem with a demon?
17:56Thought you were an atheist, Donald.
17:58The-
17:59Theoretically.
18:03Hey.
18:04I heard you took a few on the chin for me again.
18:06Oh.
18:07Hey, Amber.
18:08Uh, yeah, but don't worry.
18:10I've got this amazing new strategy for dealing with Todd.
18:13I let him hit me until he gets bored and goes home.
18:17Hmm.
18:18Nice.
18:19He'll never see it coming.
18:21Unfortunately, neither will your face.
18:23Eh, people always told me I was too pretty anyway.
18:25I gotta run.
18:26Catch you later.
18:31Ready?
18:38Try to keep up.
18:54Eve?
18:56Eve!
18:59Oh shit!
19:07Okay, let's try this again.
19:13You're so hot, I'll not know
19:16Follow me
19:32Now I know
19:37Cool
19:45Oh, hey
19:50It's the Iceman
19:53Rex
19:53Couldn't have won that fight without you
19:55Oh, except we did
19:57They got old and ran away
20:00Still counts
20:01Welcome, Invincible
20:02My name is Robot
20:03Apologies for Rexplode, he's
20:06Unbelievably awesome
20:07Incorrigible
20:08And rude
20:09And bored of this
20:12Unduplicate
20:12Invincible
20:14Which one of you do I look at when we talk?
20:17Hey, Robot
20:17Find anything at the site?
20:19The Flaxons come from a dimension with a faster temporal rate
20:22As a result, the tachyons they emit spin more rapidly than our own
20:27I've created this detector to warn us if they return
20:30Ah, because we almost missed all the explosions and the screaming and the chaos
20:35It should give us a few minutes of early warning
20:38Cecil and the GDA have also requested to call on us for any possible emergencies
20:44Since the Guardians are apparently indisposed
20:47Invincible, may we count on you in the future?
20:50You sure
20:50You sure you want my help?
20:53Yeah, I mean, of course
20:55Just text me, I guess
20:57Oh, right, you need my number
21:02I know you don't like teams much, but they were all pretty cool
21:07Except Rexplode
21:08I do not know what that guy's problem is
21:10I think he and Eve are a thing, maybe?
21:14Who's Eve?
21:15Uh, no one
21:17Just a friend
21:20Did you find the dinners in the freezer?
21:23Yeah
21:24Thanks, Mom
21:25Oh, Mark
21:26I'm sorry
21:28I've been so focused on your data that I've forgotten about you
21:31Are you okay?
21:33Donald said you saved a lot of lives
21:35Yeah, it was just, uh, harder than I thought
21:39Dad didn't talk about this part of being a superhero
21:41Your dad's good at a lot of things
21:44Talking about his feelings isn't one of them
21:47But we can talk
21:58Is, uh, is she okay?
22:00Her name's Maya
22:02Doesn't she have any family?
22:03We've contacted them, yes
22:05But this is a secure facility
22:07She's not strong enough for us to transfer her to a normal hospital
22:10But she'll be okay
22:12Well, it's too soon to tell
22:13But I hope so
22:25Whew
22:34Is this supposed to be doing that?
22:37Huh?
22:38Uh, we're just friends
22:41Will you stop saying that?
22:43It's like you're trying to jinx any chance you have of dating Eve
22:46A day ago you said I had no chance
22:48That was before everyone saw you leave school with her yesterday
22:53Everyone saw that?
22:55It doesn't matter
22:56She already has a boyfriend
22:57So?
22:58You can be more awesome than him and take his place
23:01That's how dating works
23:04Why are you so intimidated by her?
23:06Other than she's amazing and you're kind of basic
23:09Thanks for that, William
23:11I gotta go
23:12Go?
23:13Go where?
23:15You know what?
23:15I don't care
23:16It's probably somewhere you'll be alone forever
23:20Is Mark dating Eve Wilkins?
23:22I wish
23:23I, I mean, no
23:25Definitely not
23:26She's got a boyfriend
23:27He is super available
23:29You want his number?
23:30I'll write it down for you
23:36Uh, where are you guys coming from?
23:39Um, we go to the same high school, Rex
23:41Oh, you do, do you?
23:43Um, yeah, we do
23:45Must be nice
23:47You know who never got to go to high school?
23:49Me
23:50We know
23:50It shows
23:51I'd appreciate everyone's attention on the matter at hand
23:54Guess who's back
24:09They're not getting old, Robot
24:12Why aren't they getting old?
24:14They seem to have discovered a way to resist our time stream
24:17In three days?
24:18Three days for us
24:19Decades for them
24:21Who cares?
24:23I bet their bones don't work
24:24So do ours
24:25Ready for this?
24:28Yeah, I think so
24:57Hey, don't do that!
25:04Zulie, it's troubling
25:18Run!
25:21Run!
25:22Run!
25:24Run!
25:26Run!
25:26Run!
25:39Run!
25:41Run!
25:56Soap!
26:18They seem to have spent their time wisely.
26:23Even!
26:30No, don't!
26:32Soap!
26:34I said no!
26:37Watch my hand!
26:49Invincible!
26:51Eve...
26:56You okay?
27:14The wristbands protect them from our time stream.
27:18Destroy their wristbands.
27:20What?
27:21All of them?
27:4649,000 kHz.
27:52Keep them off.
27:53Keep them off.
28:11Lajimoi!
28:15Right back at ya, buddy.
28:19Way to go psycho there, Invincible.
28:21I take back everything I said about you before.
28:23And I said a lot.
28:25I don't know what happened.
28:26I got mad, I guess.
28:28Don't get me wrong.
28:29That was amazing.
28:30But also, the scariest thing I've ever seen.
28:32Just don't ever point that at me, okay?
28:35Don't listen to Rex.
28:36You did great.
28:37That's what I said, Eve.
28:39Ugh.
28:40God, my back.
28:42Can I get a massage?
28:43Anybody?
28:44Just a little rub?
28:45Everything okay?
28:47I gotta go.
28:48Oh no, that's fine.
28:49We'll handle the clean up.
28:52Asshole!
29:00Mark!
29:01Hey, son.
29:02Dad!
29:03Ow!
29:04Ribs.
29:05Careful!
29:06You're going to put him in a coma again.
29:08You're okay.
29:09No, he's not.
29:11But he is okay enough to come home.
29:14Mom says you've been keeping the planet safe for me.
29:17Mom's exaggerating.
29:19Tell me everything.
29:32What hospital did they move Maya to?
29:36No, they said she'd recover.
29:41It's part of the job.
29:44Come on.
29:45Come on.
29:45Let's go home.
29:45I'm dying for some real food.
29:51Hey, I need my costume back.
29:52I don't care how torn up it is.
29:54It's classified, and I want it back.
29:57Go get it.
29:58Now.
30:05Where are the guardians of the globe?
30:07There's been no sign of the iconic heroes for over a week,
30:11leaving the local champions to pick up the slack.
30:20It's like you're not even trying.
30:24And now you're trying too hard.
30:26Slow down.
30:27Don't hit me where I am.
30:29Hit me where-
30:32Thanks for the tip.
30:34You know, you have to be able to take a hit-
30:36Colin!
30:42Oh, great.
30:43We picked this up near Mars an hour ago, moving fast.
30:47He's back.
30:49Fifteen minutes till he's breathing our air.
30:51I wouldn't ask, Nolan.
30:53But with the guardians gone-
30:55I'll stop him.
30:56Who's he?
30:57Nolan's been home a week.
30:59And you want to send him to space?
31:00No.
31:01No way.
31:02He doesn't work for you.
31:04Sweetie.
31:04There's no one else, Debbie.
31:06I'll go.
31:07Sweetie.
31:07I said no!
31:08You're still injured.
31:10I'll go.
31:11Okay.
31:12What?
31:12Why not?
31:13He's not that tough.
31:14Mark can take him.
31:15Oh, wonderful.
31:17That's your solution.
31:18Could you define not that tough?
31:19Just knock some sense into the guy and throw him back where he came from.
31:23Easy.
31:25How do I breathe in space?
31:27That's the neat thing.
31:29You don't.
31:31Twelve minutes.
31:40Okay.
31:42No!
31:53No!
31:56Hey!
31:58You're early!
31:59Ant!
31:59You shaved your mustache!
32:01Stay away from my planet!
32:11Not bad.
32:12But if you're trying to tackle me into something, your moon is that way!
32:22Why can I hear you in my head?
32:24Where else do you keep your brain?
32:25Where else do you keep your brain?
32:32That's what you call protecting your planet?
32:35I'm sad for your people!
32:54No!
32:55You sure?
32:55You're the same guy.
32:56I fought here three years ago.
32:58What?
32:58No!
32:58I'm not the same guy!
33:00Well, sucks to be you then.
33:01My eye!
33:03Really?
33:04You tried this already.
33:05Hey!
33:12Ha!
33:14Maybe you'll do after all.
33:15What are you talking about?
33:21Stop!
33:21Hold on!
33:23I don't!
33:24I want to talk!
33:26Are you using your timeout?
33:28I get a timeout?
33:29Why did I get a timeout?
33:31Hey, I didn't invent the rules.
33:32What rules?!
33:34I don't even know who you are!
33:37Oh!
33:37You don't?
33:52Alright!
33:53Um, I'm an evaluation officer for the Coalition of Planets.
33:57I drop by little dirt balls like yours to make sure there's someone capable of defending them against, you know,
34:03planet conquering monsters, things of that nature.
34:06I literally have no idea what any of that means.
34:10Well, I don't know what to tell you, man.
34:11Your planet signed up for the program.
34:13See?
34:14Request from Urath for evaluation.
34:16Urath?!
34:16This is Earth!
34:21Earth.
34:22Yes!
34:23Not Urath.
34:24No!
34:25Is that with an E or a U?
34:27E!
34:29Oh, I'm in so much trouble.
34:31Well, thanks for letting me know.
34:33I'm Alan, by the way.
34:36Invincible.
34:36Oh, yeah?
34:38Little optimistic, isn't it?
34:39Yeah, I know.
34:40I just bought you and I think you're quite invincible.
34:44Okay.
34:44Well, as long as I don't get fired, I'll see you around, Invincible.
34:47Sorry about all that.
34:49Yes.
34:53What the hell was that?
34:58Wow.
35:00Cool.
35:03Before I go...
35:05I already told you everything I remember.
35:08Right.
35:09Right.
35:09Just go over it for me one more time.
35:12I got a distress call from the Guardians.
35:15But when I arrived, everything seemed fine.
35:18Then the lights went out and someone attacked me.
35:21I fought with them until I passed out.
35:23Woke up in your hospital.
35:25That's it.
35:26That's it?
35:29Must have been a pretty tough bastard to take you down.
35:32I've never seen you lose like that before.
35:35Yeah.
35:39Do you have any leads yet?
35:40Someone thinks they're too clever for us.
35:43They all think that at first.
35:57Oh, great.
35:58Dude.
36:00Dick.
36:01Look, Todd.
36:02Why don't we just...
36:03Shut it, Grayson.
36:05I'm sorry.
36:06What?
36:08I'm sorry I kicked your ass.
36:09I...
36:10I don't know what you're saying.
36:15I'm sorry I kicked your ass, okay?
36:18Oh.
36:20Thanks, I guess.
36:23Amber Bennett also wants to know if you'd like her number.
36:26Do you want Amber's phone number, nerd?
36:28Yes, but why are you...
36:30Because she found some old photos of me, okay?
36:32Photos she said she'd delete if I did this one stupid thing and then never talk to you again.
36:36There.
36:37Have a crappy life with her.
36:38You suck.
36:43Photos of what, Todd?
36:45Don't push your luck, Grayson.
36:51Amber?
36:51Uh...
36:52I mean, uh...
36:53Hello?
37:04But that's mine!
37:11I have bad news.
37:12Oh!
37:14Robots got bad news, everybody!
37:16Did you hear that?
37:17Hey, robot!
37:19What's the bad news?
37:20There are too many of them.
37:22Their technology has advanced too far.
37:24And they've rendered themselves immune to our time stream.
37:26We should consider the city lost.
37:28I will contact Cecil and suggest a nuclear response.
37:31What?
37:31No!
37:32No way!
37:33We're not nuking anyone, robot.
37:36And we're not giving up.
37:38What are we?
37:39By force?
37:40I love you, man.
37:42But sometimes, you've got a screw loose.
37:44I don't use screws.
37:47My fastenings are all magnetic interlocks.
38:10I love you.
38:11No!
38:12No!
38:19No!
38:25No!
38:27No!
38:29No!
38:31No!
38:44Are you okay, Mark?
39:06My turn.
39:34Oh, dear.
39:35Yurik.
39:36Lachimoi.
39:45Dad!
39:49Whoa, whoa, whoa.
39:51Omni-man's your dad?
40:04Dad?
40:05What happened?
40:06Dad saved us from the Flaxons, but he went into one of their portals.
40:12Oh.
40:13So he'll be late for dinner?
40:17I was worried before because I've never seen your father so badly hurt.
40:21But taking on aliens in another dimension?
40:23That's just Tuesday.
40:26I'm sure he's explaining nicely why they should leave us alone.
40:33You don't seem to understand Earth isn't yours to conquer.
40:38Earth isn't yours.
40:59Much spoils roses.
41:24I need a shower.
41:28Dad!
41:35I'm at a loss for how to report this, but the Guardians of the Globe are dead.
41:49Get an extraction team out there now.
41:52Tell the French president we have it covered.
41:59I need the room. Now!
42:06Well, enlighten me.
42:08No one they for sure. No one else had seen of murders.
42:12Only Guardians. Omni-man. Which means killer must be one of them.
42:19One of them? There's a hundred supervillains who don't leave a trace.
42:22We turn into smoke, or living electricity, or only exist in dreams.
42:28I know. You don't listen to me.
42:31You listen! And you mention your idiotic thoughts to anyone, and I mean anybody!
42:35I'll make sure they're the last thoughts you ever have. You understand me?
42:39Now get out.
42:40Get out!
42:42Before I send you back to help myself.
42:45Um, blind old man.
42:50Put an A-6 surveillance team on the races.
42:53Sir?
42:54The killer's still out there, Donald.
42:56Might decide to finish the job.
43:11weirdest dating stuff, shall I know?
43:11That's wonderful.
43:11That's a good reason.
43:12I know that, too.
43:12I know that we've been here
43:12and notυjs, but are a gelALKING call home.
43:19I'm doing a gem check-up kicker tomorrow
43:19Three years ago, we made aολ swag shark,
43:20The only twerk lip and casuallift claws are just magically
43:20Unless we once Episode 1,
43:20it's too much better than people.
43:22I've ever seen than any aboriginal figures in we would
43:22him, and I let you go.
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