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the neighbourhood 2026 s01e01 skyfire
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00:04In the heart of the Peak District
00:10Lies a picture-perfect village
00:12Morning, Graham
00:13Morning, Kim
00:14Have they arrived yet?
00:15Not long now
00:16But appearances can be very deceiving
00:22Six real households from across the UK are about to move in
00:25Hello, hello!
00:27Hello!
00:29Mum!
00:30They'll compete in a street-sized popularity contest
00:33Where the last house standing take home a quarter of a million pounds
00:37To win, they'll need to keep their neighbours on side
00:40You guys should all come over later
00:41We'll show you a good time
00:43We want to take you with us to the final
00:46Or they'll risk being voted out
00:48The first remover will take place in one hour
00:53Walk over to the house you'd like to remove
00:55And plant that sign outside the front door
00:58Game on
00:59This is so intense
01:04They have left the group chat
01:07Oh my God, there is
01:08There's only one way to guarantee their safety
01:13Winning a neighbourhood challenge will give them immunity from the next removal
01:17What?
01:17In the belt!
01:18This is neck and neck
01:20250 grand
01:21We are willing to do whatever it takes
01:25So, who will play ruthless to beat the rest?
01:28Well, well, well
01:29So you can have a secret alliance but we can't
01:31They'll stab you in the back just like that
01:33They're poisoned
01:34While staying popular enough to survive the votes
01:37The right vote would be to go peskers
01:39No way
01:39Could you imagine what everyone would say about us?
01:42Fake people
01:43It's just they're all so nice to your face
01:45And can they ever really trust the people next door?
01:49It looks like we could have been snaked
01:50I just didn't expect so many families willing to like sell each other out
01:54I'd rather protect my family than get in bed with a lot of snakes
01:58No, no, no
01:59The truth will come out
02:01Come on!
02:03It's not just about keeping up with the Joneses
02:06You're here to beat them
02:08Whoa!
02:18We've been added to the neighbourhood group chat
02:20Wow!
02:22Yeah!
02:22How are we gonna win this money?
02:24Just put me forward for all the challenges
02:25Not just smash the challenges
02:26Yeah
02:27Like we say we can put Lucas up for things
02:29But what if it's spelling?
02:31Can't put Lucas up for spelling
02:33Why are you digging me up for?
02:36It's moving day for our six households
02:41We're all about to embark on the game of a lifetime
02:45We've got to come up with a plan to win this
02:47John
02:48You need to be on your best behaviour
02:50What do you mean?
02:51You just do
02:54If we do win the money, guys, what do you reckon we'll do with it?
02:56Well, you're moving out
02:58That was instant
02:59That was a no-brainer
03:01I just want to make friends
03:03Friends on 250K
03:04What would you like?
03:04Yeah, I mean, I've got plenty of friends, haven't I?
03:10Oh, it's lovely, isn't it?
03:15Oh, look at all the plants!
03:17Oh, you're gonna have a field day here
03:18Oh, the pub! Tony!
03:20Where?
03:21This way!
03:22This way!
03:22Rub, see you a little bit better!
03:25Oh, look!
03:27I'm here with my husband, Tony
03:30And this is Ruben, my son
03:32We have an amazing blended family together
03:35Ruben will be the mediator if we annoy anyone
03:38I can empathise with them
03:39Because I'll know what it's like to be annoyed by these
03:43Oh, look!
03:44I think this is your room, guys
03:45Very nice
03:46Big shower as well, babe
03:48Yeah, Ruben, can you get the room furthest away from our space?
03:51Guys!
03:52All the time! I can't handle it!
03:56Oh, mate, this looks mustard
03:58Look at this!
03:59Oh, Mum, we can have a coffee!
04:01Oh, the cafe!
04:02Oh, there's another family!
04:04Oh, there's lots of them!
04:06Hi!
04:08Hi!
04:09How are we doing?
04:11Hi!
04:12We're the Bradens, we're from Leon C in Essex
04:15We would definitely be underestimated
04:17but I think that's a superpower
04:19I feel like being underestimated is probably the best thing that ever happens to me
04:23because it gives me a chance to prove people wrong
04:26Oh, isn't it beautiful?
04:29Really nice
04:29This looks huge!
04:31You have to be humble in victory, modest in defeat
04:33Or is that the wrong way round?
04:35Modest in victory, humble in defeat
04:37There we go
04:40What do we have? Ducks, baby ducks
04:41Do you know what this reminds me of?
04:44Emmerdale
04:45Hello!
04:47Jesus Christ
04:48Mum
04:48Mum
04:49Leave them to do their thing
04:52Leave them alone
04:52They will come out when they're damn well ready
04:55Hello, mate!
04:56How are we?
04:56How are we doing?
04:57You alright?
04:58Nice to meet you
04:59Nice to meet you too
04:59We're the Bradens
05:01We're the Condolas and Sandra
05:03First alliance done
05:04Don't vote for us, we won't vote for you
05:06There we go
05:07Do you like samosas?
05:09I love samosas
05:10How brilliant
05:12I don't boast
05:13But I know I can cook
05:14They do say the way to anybody's heart is through the stomach, don't they?
05:19Thank you very much
05:21We'll see you soon
05:22Ta-da
05:22Thank you, cheers, see you later
05:25So they were siblings, mum and then a grandson
05:29Yeah
05:29I think you boys stuff in your faces already
05:32Oh, I need a water
05:33What, is it spicy?
05:35Yeah, a little bit
05:35Oh, it's lovely, what are you talking about?
05:38Well, wipe those crumbs off your face, Nathan
05:40The rest of the neighbours are here
05:42First impressions count, by the way
05:44Is that why you wore that shirt?
05:46Whoa
05:48Someone's coming
05:49Someone's coming
05:50We're home
05:52Discussers!
05:53Oh, my God
05:58There it is, look
05:58Oh, it's got a name
06:01Oh, look, they've bought a picture of the dogs
06:03That's cute
06:06Oh, my God
06:07Oh, my God
06:10We're besties already
06:11We're besties
06:12Let's go, I'm so excited
06:13Come on
06:14Yay!
06:16It's beautiful
06:17Yay!
06:20They're gonna be our competitors
06:21They're gonna be our uni students
06:23Yeah
06:24Oh, my goodness
06:28Look at this
06:29Oh, this is stunning
06:35So now that all the households are in the neighbourhood
06:37Removal team
06:39Ding-dong on those doorbells
06:44Yooo!
06:45Let's go, let's go, let's go!
06:53That's great!
06:55Hi!
06:57Oh, my God!
06:59Oh, my God!
07:01Hi!
07:04Hi!
07:05Hello, everyone, and welcome to The Neighbourhood.
07:10CHEERING
07:13Some of you have already met, I know,
07:15and I'm sure you're itching to meet everyone else.
07:18So, this is the Pescut family.
07:19Hello, welcome.
07:20Are you enjoying that side of the clothes?
07:22Absolutely fantastic.
07:23It is the nice side of the clothes.
07:24No offence.
07:25Absolutely.
07:27Hello to you, The Scouse House.
07:28Hi!
07:29I don't want to worry people,
07:30but I saw Rosie carrying in a guitar.
07:32Oh, yeah, I'm a beginner.
07:35Don't expect anything from us.
07:37That sounds even worse.
07:40My name is Lindsay,
07:41and this is my girlfriend, Rosie,
07:43and this is my twin sister, Louise.
07:45I'm older by 42 minutes.
07:49Er, any other musicians here?
07:51Yeah, I make music.
07:52I'm a rapper.
07:53Oh!
07:54You're not to flex on the sleeve at me.
07:56LAUGHTER
07:57And, er, Lasmund Sturks.
07:59The Blue House is nice, isn't it?
08:00Oh, it's lovely, isn't it?
08:01It's so handy for the cafe, I thought.
08:03And the pub.
08:04And the pub, yes.
08:05The Condola Samaras.
08:07You were carrying a big box of samosas, you had.
08:09Yes, yes.
08:11Oh!
08:11They were lovely.
08:12So, we've shared a few next door.
08:14Nathan loved it.
08:15He was struggling.
08:16He was struggling.
08:18Was it too hot?
08:19A little bit, yeah.
08:19And, Christine, you're a big baker.
08:21Yeah, I like doing sweet stuff.
08:23That's OK.
08:24You can bring the savoury.
08:26Well, I can do the cakes, cos I did bring my mixer.
08:29There's a bake-off!
08:32We're very competitive as a family,
08:34but we're very together as a family.
08:38Our strategy for winning sounds quite simple,
08:41but we'll make friends as much as we need to.
08:43Yeah.
08:43And we'll keep them on side as much as we need to,
08:45but there'll always be a knife ready to go in the back if it needs to,
08:47which it will, and I'll do that.
08:51Well, take a good look around.
08:54Because in this neighbourhood,
08:56it's not just about keeping up with the Joneses.
08:59You're here to beat them.
09:02You'll all live together 24-7,
09:05but every few days,
09:06you'll be at risk of being voted out by your new neighbours.
09:10In what's known around here as a removal.
09:15But there is a way to save yourself from this,
09:18by competing in neighbourhood challenges.
09:21Win one of these,
09:22and you'll be immune from the vote.
09:24And you'll be playing your first challenge...
09:28right now.
09:32I mean, I'm still in the middle of unpacking.
09:34No, I'm scared.
09:35I've still got to sort my ninjas out.
09:37I've got to get my crochet blanket on the sofa.
09:40They've only just arrived.
09:43My first neighbourhood challenge is a chance for the households
09:47to get to know each other.
09:48And it's about to get everyone in a spin.
09:52This is a washing line like no other.
09:55Oh, my God.
09:57Oh, no time.
09:58Standing seven metres tall.
10:01It's amazing what you can find on Facebook Marketplace.
10:04Minikas!
10:05You can have them back when we're done, Sunita.
10:08All my days.
10:09I feel like people will be like,
10:10oh, uni students are not too serious.
10:12But we are very competitive and we are here to win.
10:15Welcome to your first immunity challenge.
10:18Airing dirty laundry.
10:30Yes, well spotted everyone.
10:31That is a seven metre high washing line.
10:34Oh, no.
10:35There's always one neighbour that wants one bigger than everyone else.
10:40This challenge is about airing dirty laundry in public.
10:44And your neighbours may be finding out things you'd rather they didn't.
10:48To play this game, you'll be hanging from the line all the way up there.
10:55Oh, no.
10:57Anyone having second thoughts?
11:00Just think of your hair, Alicia.
11:01It looked beautiful.
11:02I know.
11:03Work it, work it.
11:06When the washing line spins,
11:08the household member that successfully retrieves an item of clothing
11:11will then answer a question.
11:15Written on the label is a fact or confession,
11:18about one of your neighbours.
11:20You must work out which household it applies to
11:23based on first impressions.
11:25Wow!
11:27I'm definitely competitive.
11:29I am one of those dads that will not let their children win.
11:33Even though I have to try and make it look like that they're winning,
11:37but I just sneak through at the end and kind of score the last goal.
11:41I am cringing.
11:48So applaud.
11:49Oh, and one more thing.
11:51That washing has been up there for quite a while, so it might have built up a bit of static.
12:05My mum getting electric shocks.
12:08She's 71 years old at the end of the day, and I shouldn't be enjoying this, but I am.
12:13Oh!
12:16It has begun.
12:18Which household has a member who has been married four times?
12:22Who's been married four times?
12:27Can you stop looking at me now?
12:30Married four times?
12:33I think it's between Lozman and Biscuits.
12:38I think it might be Peskis.
12:40No vents.
12:43They're looking at you, Wendy.
12:45I disagree, unfortunately.
12:47What do you think, bro?
12:49I'm going to have to go with Kandora Sunrise.
12:51I've definitely given off the wrong impression, haven't I?
12:54I doubt it.
12:55I doubt it.
12:56So that answer is...
13:00Incorrect.
13:01No points, I'm afraid.
13:03I told you.
13:03I think it's that lady there sitting on the chair like she just don't care.
13:07LAUGHTER
13:09I think with the Kandolas, maybe Sunita is, you know, the one that I might fight head with a little
13:17bit.
13:18She just gave an energy, and you can tell she's head of the household there.
13:24Someone here has been married four times.
13:26Christy.
13:27Are you stopping at four, Christy?
13:30What?
13:30I don't know.
13:31What?
13:33What?
13:37What?
13:40I couldn't stop laughing at my dad up there.
13:42He would not stop swinging his legs.
13:45Farrison.
13:46Oh, oh, orange!
13:47All right.
13:48Which household has a member who once received the police escort to McDonald's because they urgently needed the toilet?
13:55I mean, that could be anyone.
13:57We've all been there.
13:59Off the top of my head, I'm going to say uni boys.
14:01Are we locking in that answer?
14:02Locking in.
14:03You are incorrect.
14:07It wasn't.
14:08Who was it?
14:09It wasn't a wee, it was a number two.
14:11LAUGHTER
14:12Sunita!
14:13In the neighbourhood, we have to be our authentic selves.
14:17We're loud and we're proud.
14:17Being Punjabi from the South Asian community, the biggest barrier is for women to move on after divorce.
14:26But I would say for the first time in my life, I feel completely aligned with who I am.
14:33Sorry, Robe.
14:34LAUGHTER
14:37Oh, my God!
14:39Oh, my God!
14:40Oh, bless her!
14:44This could take a while.
14:46What?
14:48Let's hear from the Bradens.
14:49Come on, girl.
14:50Which household has a member who says cats are pointless, boring, miserable, moody and shit?
14:56Ooh!
14:58That's me.
14:58Let's go.
15:03Didn't they come in with dog pictures?
15:05Yeah, it's got...
15:05Hang on, what do you think?
15:07The pescets?
15:07I'm going the dog.
15:09You're all going for pescets?
15:10I'm going to look that in.
15:12I can reveal that that answer is...
15:17...incorrect.
15:18Oh!
15:20Oh, jeez.
15:22Who thinks cats are awful?
15:24They're just a bit shit, aren't they?
15:27You stroke them and they bite you and...
15:30I can't believe you said that about poor animals.
15:33George is a bit like Marmite.
15:35You either love him or you hate him.
15:37But we are so strong as a couple.
15:40Three years married and I love absolutely everything.
15:45Everything about that man.
15:51All right, Lindsay.
15:53Here we go.
15:53Ah!
15:56Which household has a member who has done the full Monty for charity?
16:01Look at the faces, Linz.
16:02I reckon his day because he's got that poker face on,
16:05he's been staring me down.
16:07I'm thinking the Braden.
16:09Lindsay, it's the Losman Sturks all day.
16:12Okay.
16:13Okay, I'll trust, but I don't agree.
16:14Okay.
16:15You're saying lots of answers.
16:16I can reveal that answer is...
16:21Correct!
16:25Please reveal who did the full Monty.
16:28It was Gordon!
16:31Oh, my God!
16:33Oh!
16:34Oh!
16:34Oh!
16:36Oh!
16:37Oh!
16:38Oh!
16:39Very dramatic.
16:41They're not nice!
16:42Alicia's quite sensitive, I feel.
16:45All right, Christine, read that label.
16:47Well done, Mum.
16:47Which household has a member who studied astrophysics at university
16:54and now works for Greggs?
16:56Wow!
16:58What are you thinking, Mum?
16:59Come on.
17:03All right, Miss Harrison.
17:06We're pointing towards...
17:08the Peskans, yeah?
17:09Yeah, I'll go with the Peskans.
17:11I can tell you that that answer is...
17:17Correct!
17:17Yay!
17:19That's insane!
17:20Yeah!
17:24So, as a rocket scientist,
17:26do you know how they make the vegan sausage rolls?
17:27I can't share the recipes, I'm afraid.
17:30Yeah, yeah, yeah.
17:30The science is beyond us.
17:32We don't...
17:32We don't know.
17:34That's mind-blowing.
17:35He's gonna know a lot about cooking and the stars.
17:39Right, that's it.
17:40All laundry has been aired,
17:42and I think we've learned a lot.
17:44At the end of that game,
17:45we have a tie at the top
17:47between the Lozman Sirks
17:50and the Scouse House,
17:52which means...
17:53we go to a tie-break question.
17:57The average UK household
18:00does how many loads of washing a year?
18:04A year.
18:05The closest answer will win immunity.
18:09Please write an answer on your boards now.
18:13For more, think of the accounts of all family,
18:16most people are families.
18:17Nine a week.
18:18Nine a week, Julia, dear.
18:19Then you've got your bed.
18:24Okay, the Scouse House,
18:25we come to you first.
18:27What's your answer?
18:28We said 286.
18:30286.
18:31We said 314.
18:34314.
18:35And I can now reveal that the actual answer is...
18:44270 loads per year.
18:50Scouse House have won immunity in the first removal.
18:55Congratulations, ladies.
18:58The Scouse House getting immunity,
18:59I was looking like,
19:00yes, get in there!
19:02Because when we came in,
19:04I feel like that was the house
19:05that we could really bond with the most.
19:07So I was very happy that they won that challenge.
19:11I think winning came as a surprise to the other households.
19:14I just think they wouldn't have expected it from us.
19:16So I think the fact that we've just smashed it,
19:18now we're going to be on people's radars.
19:20Scouse Girls are destined for greatness.
19:22Write it down.
19:22Always.
19:32And look how pretty it is.
19:34It's lovely, isn't it?
19:36Here is our house, everybody.
19:38Cool.
19:39That is not our house.
19:42Following their successful spin cycle,
19:44it's sweet dreams for the Scouse House
19:46after winning immunity in the challenge.
19:49I doubt they'll even mention it.
19:51Champions!
19:52Champions!
19:55Ole, ole, ole!
19:57I bet they're having a little party, they've won.
19:59Imagine at 3am.
20:02For all the other households,
20:03the removal looms large,
20:06as one of them will be leaving the neighbourhood tomorrow.
20:10Our plan was to get to know our neighbours,
20:13to build that connection,
20:14and that's what's going to save us at the end of the day,
20:16you know what I'm saying,
20:16whether we get immunity or not.
20:18We need to get a good relation with the people that are dominant.
20:23I think we need those Scousers out.
20:26Yeah, yeah.
20:27They are clever girls.
20:29I like the Kandola Samras.
20:31Oh, yeah.
20:32Yeah, they're cool.
20:33I think we'll get on well with them.
20:34Yeah.
20:36My hope is that the Kandola Samras are too in your face.
20:41Like, every time there was something, they had something to say.
20:48Those questions are going to have put thoughts into people's heads
20:51about what kind of people we are.
20:54Do you know what I mean?
20:55Mm.
20:55This family next door, I think, our family we need to watch.
20:58They're all pretty fit guys.
21:01In the sense that if there's a...
21:02And mum's obviously got wisdom.
21:04..a challenge and all that.
21:04Yeah, yeah, yeah.
21:05Between them, they'll cover a lot of areas.
21:08Mm.
21:08As nice as they are...
21:10Still a game.
21:10We've got to be honest, no shit's given, this is a game.
21:13You won't get remembered for coming second best.
21:16We are here to win.
21:29It's the first morning in the neighbourhood for our six households.
21:33Ooh.
21:35Later today, they'll choose who they want to remove from the close.
21:40I'd crank up that charm offensive of other them.
21:51Are other people twitching and looking out the window?
21:53Probably.
21:54I don't think anyone wants to be the first.
21:56Shall I go out on a mission?
21:57Or we all go.
22:01Morning.
22:05Cappuccino and an Americano?
22:07Yes, please.
22:10Neighbour.
22:11Neighbour.
22:11How's it going?
22:12You all right?
22:13How are you?
22:13Thanks for seeing me.
22:14All good.
22:15How are you doing?
22:16Good to finally meet you.
22:18You all right?
22:18Come on, this is Nathan's time to shine.
22:20Yeah, I think so too.
22:22I know winning challenges is really, really important,
22:25but it is also about getting people inside and making connections
22:29and being popular, otherwise you get voted anyway.
22:32Obviously there is five of us, so I think we are quite at risk.
22:38How are you feeling?
22:38I'm all right mate, how are you?
22:39Yeah, not bad, not bad.
22:42Are you guys football or not?
22:43We all start Liverpool.
22:44All Liverpool.
22:45All Reds, okay.
22:46Yeah.
22:46I run a ladies football team.
22:47Do you really?
22:48The United Ladies.
22:49So impressive.
22:50What do you do?
22:51I work on the oil rigs, but I do comedy as well.
22:54Do you do a bit of stand-up and that?
22:56Yeah.
22:56Yeah.
22:57You do?
22:58Yeah.
22:59Just like little open mics and stuff like that, yeah.
23:03How long have you been doing it for?
23:04Four years now.
23:05I was really in a dark place and then I started doing comedy.
23:08I know it sounds a bit soppy, but I had quite a bit of a rough time
23:12when I left the military, so I do all of my gigs, like my comedy gigs,
23:17raise money for men's mental health.
23:18Wow.
23:19Brilliant.
23:20That's amazing.
23:21Thank you so much.
23:21Yeah, no, I love that.
23:22There was, like, events that happened when I was over in Afghan
23:25where people, unfortunately, didn't come back.
23:28Years later, I got hit by PTSD.
23:30Although it had a detrimental effect on me afterwards,
23:33it also turned me from an 18-year-old schoolboy
23:38into a 19-year-old man very quickly.
23:40And now I appreciate a lot more things in life.
23:43I appreciate the fact that I'm here with my mum and Dave and Katie.
23:47It makes you appreciate every single day more.
23:49Thanks for sharing that with us.
23:50No, no.
23:50That's not fun.
23:51It really do. I love that though. Thank you.
23:53Like, if you want, like, time or whatever, I'll help you with that.
23:56Thank you so much.
23:57Because I know what it's like...
23:58Like, I had to write a letter when I was, like, 18.
24:05To say that, like, I might not come back.
24:08And then you see people complaining about, like,
24:11the price of eggs and that.
24:12Like, nice one.
24:16That's, like, that's life, innit?
24:20Say a bit later, guys.
24:21Can I give you a hug? Because that was...
24:23Of course you can.
24:24That was a really amazing way.
24:27Outside of the neighbourhood,
24:28I surround myself with a lot of gay women.
24:30Jordan doesn't appear to be a gay woman.
24:32So, I think it was surprising to find that, you know,
24:35we had so much in common.
24:36He seems to be, like, a really nice guy.
24:38So, I'm looking forward to getting to know him
24:40and his household a lot more.
24:43Oh, what? No, it's...
24:44It's Jordan and Rosie!
24:49What's Dad doing?
24:51Nathan's ordering cake for himself.
24:53Can I take just a millionaire's shortbread, please?
24:57What is that one?
24:58That's a chocolate cake.
24:59Do you want one? Are you sure?
25:00Yeah.
25:01I'll have a little slice of that.
25:02Yeah.
25:03I'll have a little slice of that.
25:03I'll have a little slice of that.
25:19I'll have a little slice.
25:19He definitely seems lovely.
25:21He's a charitable man, however.
25:22Yeah.
25:22At the end of the day, we're in here.
25:24Yeah.
25:25For one angle, which is to win.
25:26And we all can't win.
25:27Yeah.
25:27I've got my guard up.
25:28We might still have to snake him at some point.
25:30We do.
25:31I know.
25:31I know, cos he seems really, really nice.
25:34I know.
25:34Don't be fooled.
25:44Jordan, there's a load of cats in here for him.
25:46Oh, that is so funny.
25:47I like cats.
25:48I don't know what he's talking about.
25:49I love cats.
25:56Meow.
26:06Really?
26:08My first gift to you, Jordan.
26:09In the cafe, there was tons of them.
26:11You didn't even notice.
26:13Thanks, mate.
26:15A lot of people think more of animals than they do of humans.
26:18I didn't say that I wanted to strap them to a firework.
26:21No, did I?
26:21You said they're shit.
26:23I said, they are shit.
26:23You don't see the point, Anna.
26:25They are shit.
26:26I stick my work.
26:26No, this is the thing, right?
26:28No, no.
26:29Cos this annoys me, this, right?
26:30I don't care.
26:31I do when we're getting cat shit put through our letterboxes.
26:34No, cats are shit.
26:35Cats are boring.
26:36Cats are pointless and cats are moody.
26:37They are.
26:38But you're not getting a point, mate.
26:40We're here.
26:40We have five other families and they all could be animal lovers.
26:44Yeah.
26:44But that's not my problem, is it?
26:45I don't like cats.
26:46They're miserable.
26:46Bit like yourself.
26:47It's come out at the worst possible time.
26:50That's the thing.
26:51The thing is, I couldn't give a shit.
26:53I stick by what I say.
26:54Well, it bothers me because there's so many animal-friendly people.
26:58No, but so what?
27:00Who cares if there's animal-friendly people that haven't said that?
27:02Why does that who cares?
27:03If people don't like the fact that people think cats are boring and shit,
27:06then sue me.
27:07You might end.
27:08No, because you all get...
27:09Don't walk away.
27:13People might think that what I said was unfair, right?
27:15But I hope that the way I come across now is that I'm just honest.
27:18Like, I speak my mind.
27:20If they want to start voting for us because I didn't like a cat,
27:23then the war's on.
27:32What's today's plan, bros?
27:34I'd say today's plan is we energise ourselves up
27:37and then we go and meet the balance.
27:39Yeah.
27:39That's it, bro.
27:40Time to cook.
27:42Exactly, bro.
27:43Absolutely right.
27:44I'm a very awkward person because growing up, I always used to move school,
27:49so I was always a new kid, so I was just always quiet
27:51and I'd just sit in my room playing video games,
27:54so I didn't really socialise too much with people.
27:57It smells so lovely.
27:58We've got all our candles and everything.
28:01Hello, hello, hello.
28:01Hi, yay.
28:02Yes, hi.
28:03Coming into uni and then meet a fire, he's taught me, like,
28:06there's more than just sit in my room.
28:08Hey, Nathan.
28:09I'm taking over, mate.
28:10Nah.
28:13This is nice.
28:14When we're out here, we can't walk five minutes without him saying,
28:18yo, oh my gosh, what's up, and then having a conversation with someone.
28:21So that's helped my social skills and just getting me a bit more
28:24comfortable talking to other people.
28:26Nah, I'm actually jealous of this house.
28:29We've got to be really careful because if they want this house,
28:32they might try and get rid of us.
28:33Nah, nah, nah, you don't.
28:34I don't have to worry about that.
28:35We'll have the house.
28:36I'm only joking.
28:37You're a rapper yet?
28:38Yeah, I'm in music, like, obviously, I'm not, like, a big rapper yet,
28:41but, like, I'm getting that.
28:42Give them a song for the rock.
28:44Hey, hey.
28:46Hey, hey.
28:46Give them a beat.
28:47Alright.
28:48Hey, look.
28:49We're chilling in the neighbourhood.
28:50I see us broski and they know we're good.
28:52I see us broski and no need to look.
28:54Hey, interviewer, I ain't need no book.
28:57In the place to be as it is plain to see, DJ.
28:59Hey!
29:02He has to say, I was in the neighbourhood.
29:06I love you already.
29:07I love you.
29:09I'm a charming boy, you know?
29:11Some people may call it flighting.
29:13I may just call it charming.
29:14I met my boys.
29:15Mum, not you!
29:17Boy or boy, I'm going to keep doing what I'm doing,
29:20because I do it best.
29:21Trust me.
29:22So, guys, what do you think about other households?
29:25Nick stories.
29:26Mum's quite the big character.
29:29Yeah, yes.
29:29Tony just does as he's told.
29:32Do you think there's many people with a game plan?
29:35Yeah.
29:35Hundred percent.
29:36The Lozman stories.
29:37You really like him, don't you?
29:38Well, this is...
29:39So, it was Jordan that gave the story, and I really like him.
29:41And I almost don't want to like him, because I don't...
29:44That's what I'm saying.
29:45I don't know if he's so clever at what he's doing.
29:48Yeah.
29:48Oh, he's just a genuinely nice bloke.
29:49Oh, he is a genuinely...
29:50Oh, he's probably a nice bloke.
29:50You can tell he's a genuinely lovely guy.
29:52Yeah.
29:52But then you've just got to watch out for that, haven't you?
29:54Mm-hmm.
29:55Because he's the player in that family.
29:58Mm-hmm.
30:03Rude, we're going down to pub, mate.
30:04Are you answering?
30:05Spray it up.
30:07Ah, the neighbourhood local.
30:10Look at that.
30:12Thank you, mate.
30:12Thank you very much.
30:13Beats a cafe, doesn't it?
30:15I'll tell Kim you said that for me.
30:16It's the perfect place to work out who is friend and who is foe.
30:23Good shot.
30:24We saw each other over the fence,
30:25and they're the only family that got a samosa,
30:27so I'm really sorry about this.
30:29Sorry.
30:31Can I just make an apology for myself before we start?
30:34I've actually got a thing called a hemofacial spasm,
30:36and what happened the other week, I had Botox,
30:38but they put it in the wrong place.
30:39Instead of putting it there and there,
30:41they put it here, here and here,
30:43and it completely froze my face.
30:44So if I look like Elvis Presley, that's the reason why.
30:48So even though I'm 85, I look a lot younger.
30:51Yeah, you do.
30:52No, I'm only joking.
30:53I'm older, yeah.
30:54I'm 66.
30:58So what's your story, then?
31:00Work-wise, so I work with young people
31:02with social, emotional and mental health.
31:04You know, young people that haven't been in school
31:05for, like, a couple of years,
31:06or young people have been excluded, you know what I mean?
31:08So...
31:09Oh, I love what you do.
31:11I, like, specialise foster carers now.
31:13OK.
31:14Dealing with teenagers
31:15who've got a lot of, like, complex crisis needs.
31:18For me, when we've come in here,
31:20there's not someone...
31:20I've looked around and gone,
31:22oh, fucking hell, will you shut up?
31:25You know what you say though, mate, right?
31:26If you look into a room
31:27and there's nobody that you think's a bit of a dick,
31:29it's probably you.
31:30What did you say?
31:31LAUGHTER
31:36Oh, shit.
31:37Oh, my God.
31:39What's it saying?
31:40Attention, neighbours.
31:42The face remover will take place in one hour.
31:46Oh, my dear.
31:49Head straight home
31:50and decide which of the other households you want to remove.
31:54That is so bad.
31:56Are you, like, joking?
31:57I wish we could, like, come to your house and see you,
32:00maybe we'll have another chance.
32:01Yeah.
32:02Good luck, my darling.
32:03Angel, we'll be all right.
32:04We'll be all right.
32:05You don't know.
32:05You don't know?
32:06Nothing.
32:09Oh, my God.
32:10One minute, we were having the time of our lives.
32:13Next, we've got to go vote.
32:16Honestly, water down our...
32:25Have you heard the news?
32:26No.
32:27We've got to make decisions.
32:30It is the first removal.
32:32We are voting on first impressions
32:34and you don't want to see anyone go,
32:36but it's a game at the end of the day
32:38and we've got to play it to win.
32:43All right, man done.
32:45All right, boys.
32:47What are your thoughts?
32:48I think after the conversation I had with Jordan today and everything,
32:51I just think, like, I don't think I'd vote them out.
32:57Sunita.
32:58She doesn't feel approachable.
33:00That's...
33:00I mean, she hasn't come up to us.
33:02You see the sambusas, they've got them.
33:04They're like, I know what they're trying to do.
33:06Sunita, she's very vocal.
33:08She says it how she sees it.
33:10She's going to have power and other challenges to come sometime someday.
33:14Just going off the conversation I've had with Dave now,
33:18he was like, we're going to be okay.
33:19Maybe he's indicating you save us, we'll save you.
33:23I don't know.
33:25Who's going to be our speaker?
33:26I'm happy to do it.
33:27Stone-eyed killer.
33:29All right, move to it.
33:30What do you think?
33:32Brayden.
33:32I think because they have got that big spread of experience and age.
33:37We haven't collected any of them.
33:38We haven't.
33:39Yeah, I haven't spoke to the mum.
33:40I haven't said a word to the mum.
33:42I haven't said a word to the mum.
33:44Let's talk about the Brayden.
33:46Lovely lad.
33:47Lovely, lovely.
33:47So nice to be able to catch up with them today.
33:50They're very outgoing, but...
33:51Yeah.
33:52I know those type of people, I can identify them, and it's fake.
33:57Our biggest competitors is the Uni Boys and the Braydens.
34:01I think everyone is going to vote for the Braydens.
34:04Do you think?
34:05Yeah, they're such a strong team.
34:08Like, a solid, solid, solid team.
34:10And the Uni Boys are.
34:14I don't know how much Jordan like me, though, because I did...
34:16I don't know.
34:16No, he's come out guns are blazing, hasn't he?
34:18Yeah, he has, and it's worked.
34:21There's five of us.
34:22There's three generations.
34:24If we don't fly under the radar, we would be quite an easy option
34:28as to why we would be voted.
34:31The Lodgemans won't be voting for Sunita.
34:33Not a chance in hell.
34:34No.
34:34What are we going to do?
34:36We've got to go with the crowd.
34:37But we don't know what the crowd's doing.
34:38Yeah, you don't know.
34:39But there's more chance that they're going to go with it...
34:41You don't know that.
34:42...than there.
34:42100%.
34:42There will.
34:44We lock it in.
34:46Oh!
34:48Oh, my God.
34:50Decision decided.
34:52It's hard.
34:53I feel sick.
35:04Good luck.
35:05Good luck.
35:06Good luck.
35:07The time has come.
35:10You're not going to give me a camera, boy?
35:12All right, bro.
35:13Good luck, bro.
35:13Good luck, papa.
35:14Love ya.
35:34We've been ourselves.
35:35But if we got voted off first, I would be mortified.
35:40This is going to be hard, but we're here to win this.
35:43So we need to eliminate all competition.
35:47Me and the boys worked a lot on our strategy.
35:50So going home fast will be heartbreaking.
35:54At the end of the day, there's £250,000 up for grabs.
35:59All of us need the money.
36:00It will change our lives.
36:04This is the first removal.
36:18These are your for sale signs.
36:21When I call your name, you must take your sign, walk over to the house you'd like to remove, and
36:27plant that sign outside the front door.
36:31Remember, as the Scouse House won the neighbourhood challenge, they have immunity from the removal.
36:38If there is a tie, they will have the deciding vote.
36:43I've got to crochet.
36:44I'm getting too stressed.
36:45You're going to stay there?
36:46Yeah, I'm going to stay here.
36:47Just keep talking to me.
36:48If I watch it, I'm going to get too anxious.
36:51And as the household with immunity, Scouse House, we come to you first.
36:58Oh, it just needs to be over with.
37:00I can't deal.
37:03Rosie, please place your vote now.
37:08Don't come here.
37:08Don't come here.
37:09Don't come here.
37:10Who's she going for?
37:13It's horrible.
37:14It is horrid.
37:15I just want them bulls to just go anywhere.
37:18So do I.
37:21Come on.
37:22180.
37:23And turn around.
37:26Oh, shit.
37:27Oh, my God.
37:27I can't, I can't.
37:31No, why is she looking this way?
37:33No.
37:33Oh, my God.
37:37What?
37:37It's not us.
37:39Oh.
37:43Damn.
37:47Scouse House has voted the Uni Boys.
37:50Okay.
37:53Could even look us in the eyes.
37:55Oh.
37:56Oh, my gosh.
38:01She has to go stand next to him.
38:03What?
38:04Why?
38:05Rosie, you went for the Uni Boys.
38:08Why?
38:08What was she thinking?
38:10Um.
38:11Now she's got to tell them why.
38:13Oh.
38:14Pretty much, we just feel like you guys are our biggest competitors in this short amount of time that we've
38:20known each other.
38:21Right.
38:23We basically see you as our biggest threat.
38:26Oh.
38:27Betrayal.
38:28So that thing, I'm going to just go back to Oxford and work, man.
38:32We tried.
38:33It's not evil, bro.
38:34That's one vote.
38:36Was it a rogue move to reveal to everyone who we think is the biggest threat?
38:43It's the turn of the Peskids next.
38:45I feel so bad.
38:48Paul, if you'd like to take your sign.
38:51Oh, gosh.
38:53Oh, shit.
38:55Oh, no, I'm not watching.
38:56No, I'm not watching.
38:57You can do that.
38:57Paul's coming this way, isn't he?
38:58Is he actually?
38:59Yeah.
38:59Is he actually?
39:01He's coming to us.
39:02Is he?
39:03Yeah.
39:05Yeah, he's coming right down here, mate.
39:08Wait.
39:10No, he hasn't.
39:11No, he hasn't.
39:11That's not us.
39:12It's gone next door.
39:13Oh, my board.
39:13No, he hasn't.
39:15It's gone next door.
39:18It is what it is.
39:20It's disheartening because it's like, as much as you don't want to take it personally,
39:25you kind of do, don't you?
39:27Of course you do.
39:28Oh, that's put a smile on my face.
39:30That's giving me a glimpse of hope.
39:32I don't want no more betrayals, bro.
39:34Well done, Paul.
39:35I knew I lied to you, mate.
39:37Don't mean nothing.
39:38No, no, no, no.
39:39Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't.
39:40We're not absolute idiots if we know.
39:41Yeah, don't, don't, don't.
39:42Yeah, don't.
39:43So, Paul, the Gondola Samra, what was the Peskid thinking?
39:46We just don't feel that Tony and Sunita may be given enough effort to us as individuals
39:53and as a family to find out about us.
39:57But it's early days and, of course, we had to choose somebody and, yeah, it's hard, but...
40:03It is what it is.
40:04It is.
40:05And Tony, we've all been authentic, we've been ourselves, so...
40:13Oh.
40:14What's that?
40:15Sorry, I'm...
40:16Reuben and Jordan just nodded at each other.
40:20All right, it's the turn of the Lozman Sturks.
40:23Oh, Jordan looks like he's gonna cry.
40:27Jordan, your sign awaits.
40:33Be nice.
40:37Where's he going?
40:40Ah!
40:41Yeah.
40:42Oh, yeah.
40:43He's not walking this way.
40:43Oh, my God, is he coming to us?
40:45Just tell me the truth.
40:46Yeah, he's coming, man.
40:52Oh, my.
40:57He's gone.
40:58He's gone.
40:59He's gone Braden's.
41:00He's Braden's!
41:01What the hell?
41:05Oh, bloody hell, this is opening it up.
41:07That is all day long because you are Jordan's biggest threat.
41:10All day long.
41:11I'm telling you now for a fact.
41:16I feel really bad now.
41:19Yeah, but it's not personal, isn't it?
41:22I know, I know.
41:24So, Jordan, what was it about the Bradens?
41:27We've obviously had a very limited time to meet people.
41:30We haven't had much of a chance to speak to you.
41:33We just clicked instantly with a few more people,
41:36so that's just what we had to do.
41:37It's not like you've made the effort, is it?
41:41Nathan, it's time for the Bradens.
41:44Please place your vote.
41:48Oh, well, Nathan.
41:50This is the bit I hate.
41:54Oh!
41:55He's going, he's going.
41:56In for...
41:57Oh!
41:58Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
41:59Oh, my God!
42:00Told you.
42:02Yep, he's coming here.
42:03Yeah.
42:06No!
42:09I didn't think they would get two.
42:15Done.
42:17Oh, Nathan!
42:19Nathan!
42:20Sorry.
42:22Oh, good boss.
42:23Oh, well done, Reuben.
42:25Take it like a gentleman.
42:27All right, Nathan, we know how you voted.
42:29Why?
42:30If we want to go further in the competition,
42:32you have to look at people and try and work out who's got a game plan,
42:35who's going to be the biggest threat.
42:36If we are the first to go,
42:39we've got to kind of take that as a compliment.
42:42We were viewed as the biggest threat.
42:45So far, the Peskid family, no one wants you to leave the close.
42:49The Scouts House, you're, of course, immune.
42:51The Lozman Sturricks also have no votes so far.
42:55The Uni Boys, you have one vote.
42:58Tied with the Braden family, also with one vote.
43:02Two votes for the Godola Samaras.
43:04If we get a third vote, we're done.
43:07Reuben from the Godola Samaras.
43:09Please, place your vote.
43:11Hard Reuben's voting.
43:14Come on, Reuben.
43:15Oh, okay.
43:16Okay.
43:17Come on. 180.
43:19Yes!
43:20Yes!
43:21Godola's!
43:25He's got lots more Sturricks.
43:27What?
43:27He's gone over here.
43:28I don't know who else.
43:29He is.
43:31So, has he done off?
43:32He's gone over, yeah.
43:34Nice.
43:37He's coming to us.
43:38Is he?
43:40No, he isn't.
43:42So, him and Jordan at the Alliance?
43:44Yeah.
43:44Fine, yeah.
43:44It's all right, mate.
43:45No worries.
43:52I feel really poo about that.
43:55We're safe, we're safe, we're safe, we're safe.
43:57Oh, my God, no, it carries.
44:00We're safe, we're safe, we're safe.
44:01Right, contain it, contain it, contain it, contain it, contain it, contain it.
44:04Yeah!
44:06Yeah!
44:06Let's go, man!
44:08Yeah!
44:09Yeah!
44:10Yeah!
44:10Do my knees!
44:11I told you!
44:12Let's go!
44:13Teeny boys are pure boys.
44:14We're going to do a party tonight!
44:16We're going to party!
44:17Come on, come on.
44:17It's between us and Nathan's family.
44:22The Bravens.
44:23Yeah.
44:24I've just been intrigued to see what their reasonings were.
44:28So, Reuben's the Bravens, why?
44:30We wanted to go for the people we saw as the biggest threat.
44:33They're the biggest household.
44:34They could cover a large variety of situations, any challenges that come up.
44:38We just thought they were the safest bet.
44:41Whatever happens, we're either in a tie or we're out.
44:44Yeah.
44:44So, it's wherever his vote goes now.
44:46So, we've got to rely on uni boys now.
44:49If they've played us, then good on them, but...
44:55Farhad, it's time to show us how the uni boys have voted.
45:00Right, Farhad, you've got this.
45:01Please, take your sign.
45:05Oh, man, this is going to go to the wire.
45:07I can't cope.
45:10If they've done us, mate, then yeah.
45:12He won't.
45:14He's coming this way.
45:15Easy.
45:17Has he gone arse?
45:18I think he's looking over, yeah.
45:19He's looking over, please.
45:20Arse, is he looking arse?
45:21Please, please, please.
45:25Oh, shit.
45:26Shush!
45:27It's Aaron.
45:28Shush!
45:31Oh, my God, Farhad.
45:38Next time on The Neighbourhood.
45:40The Scouse House, they have to really try to get our good bits
45:43because we're coming for them.
45:45I think we're trying to stab some bucks.
45:46No, it's going to make you unpopular.
45:48You're not going to win it by being popular, are you?
45:49You need to tell me how.
45:50I can't deal with it.
45:51I can't deal with it.
45:52Go on, sit in the corner, then.
45:53Cry about it.
45:54You don't get your own wire.
45:55It's like you start slagging people off.
45:57You've got to employ some dirty tactics.
46:00No way.
46:01No way.
46:02It's time to put that smile to work.
46:03It's competition time.
46:05Time to sharpen the knife again.
46:07No.
46:08What is this?
46:09It is time for today's Neighbourhood Challenge.
46:12Nasty gnomes.
46:13Each nasty gnome has the power to change the game.
46:19Well, that wasn't the twist I was expecting.
46:22Oh, my God.
46:22I'm Joelipel.
46:25What?
46:25What does that want?
46:44Oh, my God.
46:49On the beach.
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