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00:06If anyone is going to turn this organization around, it's going to be King Lizard!
00:14If those sequins ever take over, Earth is next.
00:17Forgive me, Alan.
00:19Hello, son. It's been a while.
00:21This is your little brother.
00:22I never even fucking knew you.
00:25You don't need the bum.
00:28I need help here!
00:32Viltrum knows I've left my post. They'll track me.
00:35Are those...
00:35Viltrumite soldiers. Why do I care about them?
00:39You need to fight like a Viltrumite!
00:41I don't kill people.
00:44Your father will be executed.
00:46You will assume his mission and prepare the planet for our rule.
00:57You might.
01:12Oof!
01:24I'm so sorry, Captain.
01:24I own whatever they want.
01:25No harm, me!
01:25You should touch your father of elave.
01:25I'm conquering them!
01:26I don't believe you can do hope.
01:26You should die here.
01:26Yeah!
01:32It's the Emperor's other son.
01:34Is he dead?
01:36His chest is moving.
01:38What is all that red liquid?
01:41It must be his blood.
01:43He has a hole in his body.
01:46City.
01:49Andres.
01:50We can take you there.
02:02We can take you there.
02:06We can take you there.
02:09We can take you there.
02:22Mark.
02:25Nolan.
02:26Where's Nolan?
02:29The Viltrumites took him.
02:35I'm sorry.
02:37The city, these people, it's all our fault.
02:42Mark.
02:43You saved my life.
02:46And your brothers.
02:51If my dad and I hadn't been here, none of this would have happened.
02:58If your father hadn't been here, I wouldn't have a son.
03:01And if you hadn't been here, we both would have died.
03:07Thraxen lives are short compared to yours.
03:10Our culture doesn't assign blame.
03:13We only look forward.
03:19We will rebuild, Mark.
03:21Count on that.
03:39Mark Grayson.
03:42Mark Grayson.
03:43Oh.
03:45Oh.
03:46NoŁ.
03:46I.
03:48I have good news. We've completed a ship to take you home. You can return to your planet and your
03:56center for learning and drink.
03:58Um, thanks, but I can't go yet. There's still so much to do.
04:03The city will be whole again soon. Your people must need your strength.
04:09Eh, there's tons of heroes on Earth. I'm sure they got it covered.
04:12Behold! The might of Omnipotus! Tremble before my unlimited power!
04:30No. I'm sure you know your planet best.
04:39Empress.
04:42Nualzat, did you give Mark the news?
04:44I thought he'd be more pleased. Humans are very confusing.
04:48I am pleased. Yeah, I want to see my mom and my girlfriend. But there's more to do here.
04:56You've helped enough. It's time you returned home. But there is something else I must ask of you.
05:04Take your brother with you. Home to Earth.
05:09What? What? What are you talking about? You're his mom.
05:14Mark, look at me. Look how much older I am than when you first arrived.
05:24Your brother ages quicker than you, but far slower than my people. I'll be gone before he can form a
05:32sentence.
05:34When Nolan was here, that was fine. He could be raised by his father. But now...
05:41Everyone he knows here will soon be dead. Generations will pass before he's even an adult.
05:48What mother would abandon him to a life like that?
05:52My dad was worried about that for me too. Nolan changed me. I see life now on a longer scale
06:01than most Thraxans.
06:02But to me, your centuries are still just a concept.
06:08To you and your brother, it's the life you must live.
06:13I just keep hoping my dad's okay.
06:16I hope that too.
06:19But if he lives, he'll go searching for you, not me.
06:23Wait, no, that's not...
06:24My time with Nolan was special.
06:28But he will know.
06:30My life has run its course.
06:35Remember me, child.
06:37Someday, I hope you'll understand why I had to let you go.
06:43Please.
06:45Very soon, you'll be all he has.
06:47And he will need someone.
07:03Thanks, Paul. See you tomorrow.
07:06Debbie.
07:08Wait, I forgot to give you this.
07:12It's from all of us at the office.
07:14For the house we sold?
07:16Kind of.
07:18Well,
07:20we all know
07:23how hard it's been for you.
07:27But it's
07:27good to have your back.
07:32Thanks.
07:33Thank you, Paul.
07:42Oh.
07:46Hmm.
07:57Hey, Mom.
08:00Mark!
08:01Oh.
08:04Jesus, Mark.
08:05It's been two months.
08:07I try not to worry, but even Cecil's been frantic.
08:10He's...
08:10Oh.
08:14Who is that?
08:23I don't even have the words.
08:26This morning,
08:27I didn't even know if Nolan was alive.
08:30I didn't even know if I wanted him to be alive.
08:33Now he's left another planet in ruins,
08:35and his...
08:36his new kid is sitting in my kitchen.
08:40The filter mice took him, Mom.
08:41Your dad didn't have a choice.
08:43Oh, like hell he didn't.
08:44He didn't have to go to that planet.
08:46He certainly didn't have to find
08:48a new partner
08:49and have a new baby.
08:53He's never on the hook
08:55for the lives he destroys.
08:56Just leaves it for everyone else
08:58to clean up
08:58again and again.
09:01I know.
09:02I know.
09:05What are we supposed to do with him?
09:08Children that age
09:08need constant care.
09:10He doesn't even have a name.
09:13Well, he ages fast.
09:15He won't stay a toddler for long.
09:18Maybe I could take a year off
09:19from college to look after him.
09:20What?
09:21No.
09:22Absolutely not.
09:23I've been gone for two months.
09:25You know,
09:25it's not like my grades
09:26are going to be amazing anyway.
09:29And I changed a lot of diapers
09:30on the way home.
09:32What about Cecil?
09:35We can't.
09:36There's got to be other options.
09:38Like what?
09:39He's purple.
09:47I can't give him to a stranger
09:49and I don't want to leave college.
09:51But
09:53you're right about dad
09:54leaving his problems
09:55for other people to fix.
10:00but he's my brother
10:01and I just
10:02I can't just
10:03abandon him.
10:08Well, you must get it
10:09from my side of the family.
10:19Don't quit school, Mark.
10:21I'll take some time off of work
10:22and look after him
10:23for a few days.
10:25I'll figure something out.
10:32But you're changing that diaper
10:33before you go anywhere.
10:37All right,
10:38have someone look into the siding.
10:40It's probably a hoax,
10:41but we can't risk it.
10:42I want to report in an hour.
10:49Sir, may I have a minute?
10:51We're a little busy, Donald,
10:53if you hadn't noticed.
10:54I need you to make time for
10:58this.
11:05Everybody out!
11:12You heard me.
11:13I need the room.
11:15Now.
11:31Okay, you've got my attention.
11:35After Omni-Man went bad last year,
11:37we blew up our surveillance house
11:40to stop him.
11:40You triggered it after getting
11:42everyone to safety.
11:44You barely made it out alive yourself.
11:47So why don't I remember it?
11:49You were in shock.
11:51You got burned pretty bad.
11:53Burned?
11:55Is that what you call
11:56this?
12:01With respect, sir,
12:03what did you do to me?
12:14I thought I was on the
12:16white room list.
12:17You are,
12:18for most of it.
12:20Lights!
12:25What is that?
12:28It's what we did to you.
12:30State of the art.
12:31It's expensive as hell.
12:34Damn sight better than your old one,
12:35if you ask me.
12:37How?
12:39You were lucky.
12:41Omni-Man's body
12:41shielded you
12:42from most of the blast.
12:43When we pulled you out,
12:44your brain was intact.
12:46The rest of you,
12:47not so much.
12:48The rest of me?
12:52Cecil,
12:52what the hell am I now?
12:54You're you.
12:55But better.
12:57Stronger.
12:59Alive.
13:01I don't remember.
13:02I don't remember any of it.
13:05All these people knew?
13:07And I didn't?
13:09PTSD is a bitch.
13:10We figured you'd be better off
13:11without it.
13:12You mean you'd be better off?
13:13You had no right.
13:15What do you want,
13:16Donald?
13:17You'd rather be dead?
13:19You know the world we live in,
13:20what the job is.
13:21There's no time
13:22for existential angst.
13:23Angst?
13:25That's what you call it?
13:26Jesus, Cecil.
13:28I knew you were cold,
13:29but I never knew you were...
13:30Sirs?
13:31What?
13:38And that's more than enough
13:40philosophy for today.
13:49Since when did you start
13:51locking the window?
13:52Mark,
13:53holy shit.
13:55Um,
13:55I started locking it
13:57after that giant bug
13:58dressed like a dog
13:59showed up.
13:59Did you save them
14:00from those meteors?
14:01Meteors?
14:02Oh, right.
14:04Um,
14:05yes and no.
14:07Um,
14:08it got,
14:08it got weird
14:11for me.
14:12Yeah,
14:13I kind of figured.
14:14You were gone a long time,
14:16like forever
14:16in college years.
14:19You need to go see
14:20the dean,
14:21by the way.
14:22Something about
14:22academic probation.
14:24You said you'd
14:25cover for me.
14:26I did.
14:27For a while.
14:28Two months,
14:29Mark.
14:29That's more excuses
14:30than anyone can make up.
14:31What happened?
14:34Uh,
14:34a lot.
14:37I saw my dad.
14:39Your dad?
14:40Look,
14:40I'll tell you all about it,
14:42but I need
14:43to see Amber first.
14:45Oh,
14:46sure.
14:46Ditch me for your
14:46girlfriend,
14:47why don't you?
14:49It'll give you time
14:50to put all my posters
14:51back up.
14:52All of them.
14:54Ah!
14:59And
14:59when exactly
15:01were you planning
15:01to tell me
15:02you were back?
15:04I mean,
15:05it's not like
15:05you didn't know.
15:06I ordered you
15:07not to go.
15:08You were gone
15:08two months.
15:09Now you don't
15:09even check in?
15:10I needed to see
15:11my mom
15:12and my girlfriend
15:12first.
15:13We had a deal,
15:14Mark.
15:15You promised
15:15if I put you
15:16in the field,
15:16you'd follow orders.
15:17You don't get
15:18to pick and choose
15:18when that applies.
15:20I saved millions
15:21of lives out there,
15:21Cecil,
15:22and it looks like
15:22everything here
15:23was just fine.
15:24Yeah.
15:26Things were just peachy.
15:29Ha ha!
15:31Ha!
15:32Ha!
15:34Ha!
15:35Ha!
15:35Ha!
15:37Ha!
15:37Ha!
15:38Ha!
15:38Ha!
15:38Ha!
15:39Ha!
15:49The Guardians
15:49almost died
15:50saving the planet
15:51while you were
15:51off gallivanting
15:52with space bugs.
15:53What I did out there,
15:55what I found
15:56was important.
16:00You already know,
16:01don't you?
16:06We keep an eye
16:07down Debbie
16:07for her protection.
16:09Passive monitoring
16:10mostly,
16:11certain keywords
16:11trigger a closer
16:12listen.
16:14Unbelievable.
16:15You're angry
16:16about me not
16:16reporting in?
16:18I don't need to.
16:19You got cameras
16:20in my mom's house.
16:21It's not cameras.
16:22We would never
16:23do that.
16:24All right,
16:25since you already
16:25know everything,
16:26I'll go see my
16:27girlfriend like I
16:28planned.
16:29Fine by me.
16:30I'll send a team
16:31to pick up
16:31Nolan's kid.
16:33You can't.
16:34What are you
16:34going to do,
16:35leave him with
16:35your mom?
16:37He's an alien.
16:38We're more
16:39qualified to take
16:40care of him.
16:41He's my brother,
16:42not a science
16:43experiment.
16:44Call your people
16:44off.
16:45They're already
16:46on their way.
16:49Call them
16:49off.
16:51Now.
16:54I'll check in
16:55tomorrow.
17:01Fine.
17:02I'm sure your mom
17:03will love looking
17:04after her ex-husband's
17:05new kid.
17:13Coming.
17:17Mark.
17:17Oh my God,
17:18you're back.
17:22I missed you so
17:23much.
17:25I didn't mean to
17:26be gone so long.
17:27They took me to
17:28this insane planet.
17:31Tarium in
17:33Philadelphia when
17:34I, you know,
17:35when I was
17:35visiting my aunt.
17:38Guys, this is
17:39my boyfriend,
17:40Mark.
17:40He's been gone a
17:41while dealing
17:42with family stuff.
17:43Mark, this is
17:44Bridget, Jannie,
17:45and Corey.
17:46Hey, dude.
17:46Nice to finally
17:47meet you.
17:48Wow, so he
17:49is real.
17:51I thought
17:51Amber was just
17:52trying to brush
17:52off creepy
17:53dudes.
17:54Yep, yep.
17:56Very real
17:56over here.
17:57She's not around
17:58the last few
18:00months.
18:05We should let
18:05you guys catch up.
18:07Amber, we'll get
18:08your notes later.
18:09Nice meeting you,
18:10Mark.
18:13What happened out
18:15there?
18:19So the kids at
18:21your mom's house
18:21now?
18:22For now.
18:24I don't know what
18:25I'm going to do.
18:26Huh.
18:27And I thought I had
18:28a crazy few months.
18:30Ah.
18:31Shit.
18:32I'm sorry.
18:32I, I've been talking
18:34about myself this
18:34whole time.
18:35No, I, I mean,
18:36you've been through
18:37a lot.
18:38God, I get it.
18:38No, really.
18:40I, I want to know
18:41everything I missed.
18:45Well, college is
18:46no joke.
18:47I failed a sociology
18:48test that's worth
18:49a third of my grade.
18:51Seriously?
18:52You?
18:53Yeah.
18:55My grandpa died.
18:57I didn't take it
18:57too well.
18:59Oh.
19:01Yeah, I got
19:02through it.
19:03Funeral, coming
19:04back here.
19:06You know, people
19:07asked where you
19:07were.
19:09Having to lie
19:09about it wasn't
19:10awesome.
19:12Ugh.
19:13I didn't think it
19:14would be this
19:14complicated.
19:16It's okay.
19:17I knew the deal
19:18when I signed on.
19:19Not just the
19:21superhero thing.
19:22All of it.
19:24Thought with my
19:25dad gone, he was
19:27at least done
19:27ruining my life,
19:28but...
19:29Hey, he can't
19:31change how I feel
19:32about you, no
19:33matter how many
19:34planets he destroys.
19:35That's the
19:36important thing.
19:40I'm glad you're
19:41back.
19:44I'm glad you're
19:46I'm glad you're
19:47back.
19:49I'm glad you're
19:52out.
20:09I'm glad you're
20:11Help me.
20:14Please.
20:18Sir, sir, are you all right, sir?
20:24What is it?
20:25There's something you need to see on our long-range scans, sir.
20:33This is stupid.
20:35I can see in the dark.
20:37That assumes you still have your eyes.
20:52Monster Girl, Kate! Shower off. Bulletproof. Shapesmith, you're up.
21:02Immortal, if I may have a moment, may I remind you that Monster Girl's transformations cause her to age in
21:08reverse?
21:09I know how my team's powers work.
21:12Then you must understand that this kind of training is hazardous for her.
21:15I've developed a simulation and...
21:17Hey! I can hear you, you know?
21:19Amanda, I noticed the Immortal wasn't tracking your transformations.
21:22It's not his job to track my transformations.
21:25And it's not yours, either.
21:27Logically, if there's a way to mitigate your lost time...
21:30If you get this controlling after one date, there's not gonna be another one.
21:37Oh no! Is 8th grade prom cancelled?
21:42Don't tell me...
21:42Ah! Motherfucker!
21:44Ugh.
21:45Ah, fuck.
21:46You know people trying to kill us every single day, right?
21:49Just call, please!
21:51We have a problem.
21:58It's coming from Mars, headed directly for Earth.
22:01They've tried calling, but they're not answering.
22:03It may be unmanned.
22:06Except it's packed to the gills with biomatter.
22:12Ships coming from Mars, huh?
22:15I wonder if there's anyone here with insider knowledge of Mars.
22:27Friends, I have a secret to unbury.
22:31I am not a human person from Earth, like I once told you.
22:37Prepare yourselves.
22:38For the truth may be more than you can handle.
22:40We know you're a Martian.
22:41What, you think we'd let you join the team without figuring that out?
22:44You all knew that?
22:45Son of a bitch.
22:47What we don't know is how you got to Earth and why you're here.
22:53Okay, well...
22:54Um...
22:55I was born a baby Martian.
22:58Far away on the planet Mars.
23:01Like all Martians, we use sequids as our servants,
23:04since they couldn't penetrate our shape-shifting skin,
23:07which is something they very much like to do.
23:11Even as a young Marsling,
23:13I hated living underground.
23:16I wanted to see the stars.
23:19This way!
23:20Run!
23:25So when the opportunity presented itself,
23:30I took it.
23:33I hitched your ride to Earth with your space people.
23:35And when I got here,
23:37I was inspired to do good.
23:39I met all of you...
23:40Wait a second.
23:41What happened to the real astronaut?
23:46Well?
23:47My people were right behind us in the tunnels.
23:50I thought they'd find him before the sequids did.
23:52Find him and kill him, you mean?
23:54But they didn't find him, did they?
23:56Something else did.
23:57I know, I don't know.
24:01Well, okay, well, given our present situation
24:04and that big ship on its way here,
24:06one might assume,
24:08well, I mean, one might guess
24:09that maybe, maybe, and this is a maybe,
24:12he possibly became
24:15a possessed host for the singular
24:17and terrifying sequid hive mind.
24:20I'm so sorry.
24:22Ah, okay, so we have...
24:25God knows how many of those things headed here.
24:28They possess the real Russ Livingston
24:30and they're capable of possessing a million more of us.
24:32And it's all your fault.
24:35Yes, you understand now.
24:39Oh, that's bad.
24:41Hang on.
24:42We're gonna believe this guy?
24:43He lied to us the whole time.
24:45No, before I was lying.
24:47Now I'm telling the truth.
24:48It's very different.
24:50You left an American astronaut up there to die.
24:53Why are we...
24:54I apologize?
24:57Shut up, all of you.
24:58There will be consequences for this.
25:01But that ship cannot be allowed to reach Earth.
25:03And Shapesmith is the only source of intelligence we have.
25:06We need him.
25:07For now.
25:08The team will be me,
25:10Bulletproof, Black Samson,
25:11Monster Girl, and...
25:13Shapesmith.
25:15Rex, Shrinking Ray, Kate, and Rudy.
25:17You'll hold things down here.
25:19It's an alien spacecraft,
25:21so you'll need my technical expertise.
25:23I'll be protected in my suit.
25:25Agreed.
25:26Rudy, you go too.
25:27No, you don't understand.
25:28There are millions of Secwids on that ship.
25:30Maybe hundreds of millions.
25:31We won't be enough...
25:33Look, I realize this is out of character,
25:35but I have an idea.
25:49Skipping stones out on the shore.
25:55Still not sure what you asked me here for.
26:00But I'm scouring the Earth on the floor.
26:03That's fair.
26:07Skipping stones till my arm is sore.
26:10Shit.
26:11You know, it's been like five years,
26:14and your parents still haven't fixed the lock on your window.
26:17I'm starting to wonder
26:19if maybe they want you to be abducted.
26:21I'm not in the mood, Rex.
26:23And I'm not here to make fun of you.
26:26Seriously.
26:28Or to get in your pants.
26:30Or whatever you think I'm here to do.
26:33But when I heard you were back here,
26:36I knew something was wrong.
26:38Hmm.
26:40I don't need your pity, Rex.
26:43Since when do I do pity?
26:47Did you see what I did in Chicago?
26:49The park collapse?
26:51I heard about it, yeah.
26:53Yeah.
26:53I messed up.
26:55People almost got hurt.
26:57And then I took it out on Kill Cannon,
27:00and people did get hurt.
27:03I try to help,
27:04and all I do is cause more problems.
27:07My parents were right.
27:09Who do I think I am?
27:11Everybody fucks up.
27:12To fuck up is human.
27:14Shakespeare said that.
27:16The Immortal, Black Samson,
27:19freaking Robot,
27:20or Rudy,
27:21or whatever he calls himself now.
27:23They've all shit the bed at least once.
27:25Having powers isn't easy,
27:28but we do our best.
27:31Even assholes like me.
27:34Just do the math, Eve.
27:37You are so far in the black that it's stupid.
27:44You showed this to me the week we met.
27:49You were still pretty beat up from losing them.
27:56I hardly think about them now.
28:00Because you got through it.
28:02And then you got through my douchebag teenage ass
28:06dumping my problems on you
28:08and hiding in your bedroom for a year and a half.
28:10Then a hundred other battles with Teen Team.
28:13Through all of that,
28:15you've saved so many people.
28:18And each time,
28:20you made this shitty, awful, terrible world
28:23a little bit better.
28:27Also,
28:28I checked on that couple you pulled from the river.
28:30They're gonna make a full recovery.
28:33Because of you.
28:35So dry your tears,
28:36tell your parents to go shove it up their asses,
28:39and get back out there, right?
28:44All right.
28:46Thanks, Rex.
28:49Now, what do you want?
28:51I am offended.
28:55But yes,
28:56I do have a tiny favor to ask
28:59that involves a space rocket ship.
29:01Pew, pew, pew.
29:03Okay.
29:06It's delicious.
29:11It's delicious.
29:14What are we gonna do with you?
29:15You've got to like at least
29:17one human food.
29:21Mark!
29:22We have a front door, you know.
29:25Sorry.
29:26Oh, hey, Mr. Messy.
29:29How's he eating?
29:31Well, so far, he hates everything.
29:33I guess he'll fit right in with the human kids.
29:35Oh, sorry.
29:37Hey, do you know where Dad's stuff is?
29:39I got rid of most of it.
29:41Give it to charity.
29:42What?
29:43You could have asked me first.
29:44Well, you were gone for two months,
29:46and I couldn't live in limbo
29:48just waiting for you to come back.
29:52I'm sorry.
29:54What were you looking for?
29:55It's just,
29:56when the Viltrumites were taking Dad away,
29:59he told me to read his books.
30:01What if he hid something in them,
30:02like slid it between the pages?
30:10It's not a good time, Cecil.
30:12Sorry, Debbie, it's urgent.
30:14Mark, I need you to go to space again.
30:17What?
30:17I just got back from space.
30:19You were actually pretty pissed about it.
30:22Think of this as your redemption tour.
30:24We got a ship full of those Sekwit things
30:26coming in hot from Mars.
30:27You remember them?
30:28Yeah.
30:29If they get their tentacles on Earth,
30:30they'll be pulling our strings forever.
30:32We need to stop them.
30:34Sure.
30:35Of course.
30:37You need any help with a new kid?
30:39We're fine.
30:41Well, think about when you go back to work.
30:42You'll need a trained caretaker,
30:43not some neighborhood babysitter.
30:46We have people for that.
30:47That's our decision.
30:48Not yours.
30:52Just consider it.
30:54Please.
31:01But you just got back from space.
31:03Well, they're heading for Earth,
31:05and it's serious,
31:07and a lot of people could get hurt.
31:10So, I...
31:11Just come back safe, okay?
31:14Always.
31:24Hey, Janie.
31:25You guys got plans tonight?
31:28Nah, everything's fine.
31:30Just want to take my mind off things.
31:39Invincible, I didn't know you were joining us.
31:42Yeah, well, this didn't sound super optional.
31:45That room for one more?
31:46Eve!
31:52I...
31:53Rex said you guys could use a hand.
31:55We could indeed.
31:56But will you be vulnerable to these creatures?
31:59Uh, you're not the only one who can make a suit of armor.
32:05Hmm.
32:06Two minutes to launch.
32:09Well, that's my cue to leave you brave little astronauts
32:12to the endless darkness of space.
32:15If you succeed,
32:16well, I taught you everything you know.
32:18If not,
32:19well,
32:19I guess we're all fucked.
32:25Three, two, one.
32:29We have ignition.
32:33So,
32:35you two may not know this
32:37or acknowledge it in any way,
32:39but this guy's now the ranking guardian on Earth.
32:44Says who?
32:46Uh, me.
32:47Just now.
32:48It's like calling shotgun.
32:51Okay, first rule,
32:53no rolling those eyes.
32:55Second rule,
32:56get ready,
32:57because we are just gonna chill out
33:00until those losers get back.
33:03And...
33:03there is no third rule.
33:05We're supposed to monitor other threats
33:07while they're gone.
33:08Oh, sure.
33:09Like there's gonna be
33:11two huge world-shattering emergencies
33:14at the same time.
33:15Oh, no!
33:17I'd like to see that, Rex.
33:29Hey, who's there?
33:32Sorry, Sarge.
33:34For fuck's sake, Jerry,
33:36you scared the shit out of me.
33:37Well, I know.
33:38I know it's not my break,
33:39but I missed lunch.
33:41Oh, get your damn snack
33:43and get out of...
33:46Oh, hell yeah!
33:48Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh...
33:51Hey!
33:54Hi-heh!
33:58Oh!
33:59Yes, sir!
34:02And remember,
34:04kill first,
34:05ask questions later!
34:12we have a problem what's a problem but an opportunity in disguise you want them to know
34:22we're here of course this just speeds things up a bit
34:29man my dad's a dick but you win the shitty dad contest hands down
34:34yeah but it was worse than that i was gone for so long i wasn't there for amber my mom
34:41you
34:42you guys needed me i'm sure you'll get a chance to make it up to me soon listen up we
34:48need more
34:48information about the martian ship its weapon systems what kind of resistance we can expect
34:53once we're on board so shapesmith here is going to answer all of our questions i'd rather not
35:00since those are martian military secrets but i will though that ship is one of our warships
35:08it's very big there could be millions of sequids on it but hopefully not they're small but very
35:13strong for their size a ship full of demon jellyfish with super strength great there must be martians
35:19on board too the sequids can't pilot a ship on their own we should seek these martians out
35:24make contact ah yes my old chums they um they may not be enthusiastic to see me i imagine not
35:34robot what's your plan to get us on board in just a minute i'll cut the shuttle's power
35:38like shapesmith says the martian ship is large so will look like debris to them
35:42then we'll clamp on and cut an entry hole in the hull good so good but it won't work
35:48why not the warship sensors are very powerful they'll know the difference between space garbage
35:54and whatever we are you're telling us this now yes i'm telling you this now also they won't
36:00hesitate to fire missiles when they spot us coming shapesmith yes those look those are the missiles
36:06i was talking about don't we have shields or something this isn't star trek we're unarmed
36:24everyone close to me half pepperoni half mushroom an order of garlic knots and some wings
36:29two garlic knots two garlic knots uh-oh no no no keep ordering ray cecil's just checking in to say
36:39hi
36:39right cecil right oh god we need a plan i'm gonna barf close your damn eyes then please calm down
36:52we have enough oxygen for at least 10 minutes i'm not sure i can hold this together for 10 minutes
36:57everyone who can fly push towards the ship
37:20hello fellow martians nice to see you all again i was just on earth and um earth you're the one
37:28you let all of this happen i know he is the cause of all this but we are here to
37:34help
37:34you're humans they'll enslave you immediately we're not like the rest of our kind we can withstand
37:40them we can gross no
37:46got it they share minds now all the sick ones know you're here
38:02you got any instructions boss get a soda and relax the king has a plan those nuclear blast doors
38:12impenetrable from the outside we've sealed the tunnel so there's no other way in
38:18now we just sit here and wait for the government to comply with our demands
38:23otherwise new york los angeles chicago
38:36die fast assholes my pizza's getting cold
38:45ah humans you think you could stop us you cannot you we remember you we can't pierce your skin
38:55no matter there will be others for our purposes
38:59get them off him it's the only way
39:13there's too many
39:15we need a new plan
39:23i disrupted their nervous systems but they'll be awake again soon
39:27kill as many as you can while they're up
39:37oh shit get close
39:40get close
40:04I thought these guys were supposed to suck.
40:24Hey, Cage!
40:25Oh, remember, whoever dies first, raised for pizza!
40:40Rats!
40:42Rats!
40:45Help!
40:46Hold on!
40:58Kate!
41:04Oh, God, no!
41:12Come on, Eve.
41:13You can do this.
41:17Are you crazy?
41:19I can use my suit to build an amplifier for the pulse I used earlier.
41:22It'll hopefully stun them long enough for us to get Russ off this ship.
41:25But you'll need to protect me until I'm done.
41:28How long?
41:29Five minutes.
41:40Ah, you're gonna fuckin' pay for that.
42:08Hey, idiot!
42:10She doesn't stay small
42:50This isn't happening, damn it!
42:53This isn't happening!
42:55This isn't happening!
42:57This isn't happening!
43:26Fuck!
43:31So brave.
43:33But is it the brave man who survives?
43:37Or is it the one who waits until his opponent is too injured to fight?
43:44Just do it, you prick.
43:49You got this!
43:50Come on, hold it together, you got this!
43:53Come on!
43:53Can't hold it!
43:55No!
43:55No, no, no, no, no, no!
43:57No!
44:16Oh.
44:20Oh.
44:22Oh.
44:24Oh.
44:25Oh.
44:26Oh.
44:26Wow.
44:28Oh, wow.
44:31I'm not dead.
44:33I was pretty sure I was dead I felt like I was dead this is oh this is a nice
44:40surprise um hello hello someone want to let me out of this thing well this is
44:56great oh no oh I'm sorry sorry oh oh crap I broke it I broke it oh this thing I
45:07bet
45:07this is oh I bet this is expensive oh god I am glad to see you in one piece Alan
45:19of
45:19Unova yeah one very large and ripped piece yes I'm afraid I owe you an
45:28apology when we brought you here after the Viltrumite attack I turned off your
45:33life support machine and left you to fend for yourself what why why would you do
45:40that I knew without it you would either die or recover stronger than before I am
45:47sorry I gambled with your life but it has paid off you may now be able to stand
45:53your ground against a Viltrumite yeah I doubt that they hit me so hard my eye
45:59came out I remember seeing that like from my own eye it was very strange you
46:04underestimate yourself Alan yeah well I appreciate your vote of confidence but
46:10I'm not gonna ask for a rematch anytime soon if I even see another Viltrumite I'm
46:23gonna know I am something much worse I am the only Viltrumite to ever rebel
46:32against the Empire at least until you told me about invincible Alan I need you to go
46:42back to earth and bring invincible here he is the key to turning the tide of this war
46:51a
47:01yeah
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