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00:00:03.
00:00:30Let's take it out!
00:00:43Fuck!
00:00:45Fuck your leg!
00:00:51Just wait, okay?
00:00:53It's gonna heal, alright?
00:00:55Look, I swear, I can still walk up, okay?
00:01:03I'm sorry, Tim.
00:01:05We can't sign a player with a broken leg.
00:01:07I'm very sorry.
00:01:09No, no, I'm not done yet!
00:01:11Hey!
00:01:14Such a waste.
00:01:15He could've gone pro.
00:01:17Maybe even all-star level.
00:01:19No team is gonna want him now.
00:01:21He's not gonna recover from this.
00:01:23I swear, please!
00:01:26Because I was born to be a champion!
00:01:30I'm still a champion!
00:01:35Fuck.
00:01:36Coach Weston's phone is still off.
00:01:40Man, what the hell are we gonna do without our head coach?
00:01:42Where do we know the plays we're gonna run?
00:01:48They won't run my plays.
00:01:53My boys, I need you to listen up good, okay?
00:01:56They don't fucking respect us out there, alright?
00:02:06Come on, right up here.
00:02:07Right up here, boys.
00:02:08We got this.
00:02:09You gotta believe in yourselves, okay?
00:02:11Alright, boys, bring it in!
00:02:12Come on, bring it in!
00:02:14One, two, three!
00:02:17Let's go!
00:02:18Let's go!
00:02:19Come on!
00:02:33Yes!
00:02:3442-15.
00:02:35The Eagles destroy the Knights and take the win.
00:02:38That's what I'm talking about!
00:02:40That's all!
00:02:41Nice!
00:02:46We just got beat by an assistant coach.
00:02:49Yes!
00:02:50Yes!
00:02:52These plays are brilliant.
00:02:53I need him on my team.
00:03:00Gus?
00:03:01Nice work out there today.
00:03:03I've decided to give you a raise.
00:03:06Thank you, sir.
00:03:09Two grand a month, I can finally pay my bills.
00:03:14I gotta tell my wife.
00:03:21Babe, I've got great news.
00:03:33Wait, this is Wes's jacket and his whistle?
00:03:46What the hell are you doing?
00:03:52What the hell are you doing?
00:04:02West, you bastard.
00:04:04I win the game for you today and you're here screwing my wife?
00:04:07West, are you okay?
00:04:09Ted, what's wrong with you?
00:04:12I'm working my ass off and you're here cheating, doing drugs and screwing someone in my house and you're asking
00:04:20me what's wrong?
00:04:21You think that I cheated for fun?
00:04:24It's because you're a loser.
00:04:2732 years old and you can't even pay the damn bills.
00:04:30My friends all live in mansions and drive fancy cars and I'm stuck with a loser like you?
00:04:34I got a raise.
00:04:36I came here to tell you, we don't have to worry about the bills anymore.
00:04:40A raise?
00:04:42You're an assistant coach.
00:04:44What could you possibly make, three grand?
00:04:46Two, actually.
00:04:50Tell me, Ted, when am I supposed to get my mansion and my fancy car on that salary?
00:04:55Emma, I was going to make it happen.
00:04:57We're never going to make it happen.
00:05:00You're fired.
00:05:01What?
00:05:03No, you can't do this.
00:05:05I won the game for you today.
00:05:07If it wasn't for me, the team wouldn't even be here.
00:05:11I'm the head coach.
00:05:13A busted leg loser like you deserves nothing but to be crushed under someone like me.
00:05:19Wes Wright, your whole month's salary couldn't buy one of his belts.
00:05:23Thinking you could give me a rich life?
00:05:26Keep dreaming.
00:05:32Divorce agreement?
00:05:34You already had this ready?
00:05:36Well, now that you caught us, what's the point in hiding it?
00:05:39It's signed.
00:05:41Come on, babe.
00:05:42Let's go.
00:05:48Who's calling this trash?
00:05:50Don't tell me it's some telemarketer.
00:05:52All you should be worried about is unemployment insurance.
00:06:04Fuck off.
00:06:1225,000 passing yards.
00:06:14Frontrunner for the Heisman.
00:06:15Are you really going to end your career as an assistant coach?
00:06:17Is that what you want your legacy to be?
00:06:20Who is this?
00:06:21Mr. Vincent?
00:06:22This is Grace Taylor, owner of the Knights.
00:06:25I'd like to offer you the position of head coach.
00:06:28Annual salary is a million dollars.
00:06:30How's that?
00:06:37You're not screwing with me, are you?
00:06:39Mr. Vincent, I'm dead serious.
00:06:41As long as you're willing to join us and give us your loyalty, salary's not a problem.
00:06:46Yes, yes, I'll take the position.
00:06:48Besides, the Eagles, they just fired me.
00:06:53That's the dumbest thing they've ever done.
00:06:55Don't worry, Mr. Vincent.
00:06:56My team is going to treat you with the respect you deserve.
00:07:01Thanks so much.
00:07:02Great.
00:07:03Looking forward to it.
00:07:06Ted Vincent is joining us as head coach.
00:07:09And?
00:07:09I am adding him to our player roster, Justin Kitts.
00:07:14Wait, wait, wait.
00:07:15Why are you registering him as a player?
00:07:17Isn't he supposed to be our new head coach?
00:07:19Plus, está viejo.
00:07:21Okay, do you remember about 10 years ago, there was a college quarterback?
00:07:25He was phenomenal.
00:07:26All-American.
00:07:28His name was Ted.
00:07:29Of course.
00:07:30He broke his leg during the championship.
00:07:32If that hadn't happened, he would have been a superstar right now.
00:07:36Yeah, well, Marika, you're saying he's back, Ted?
00:07:40Si, Marika.
00:07:41I've already had him checked out thoroughly.
00:07:44And with him on our side, we're definitely winning the championship.
00:07:51Boo!
00:07:55Hey, buddy, you know what NFL stands for?
00:07:58Not for long.
00:07:59That's how long he'll be coaching.
00:08:01Three close games in a row?
00:08:03Really?
00:08:03This is the worst team in the division.
00:08:05There's no reason for it to be this close.
00:08:08Boo!
00:08:09Oh, fuck your cousin!
00:08:10Fucking poor buck.
00:08:13What the hell happened?
00:08:15You lost to a third-rate team?
00:08:17You were winning so easy before.
00:08:19They must have studied our plays.
00:08:22Every route was locked out.
00:08:24We won't lose again.
00:08:26When Ted was here, he always changed our plays on the side.
00:08:30We never struggled like this.
00:08:32If you were here today, we wouldn't have lost.
00:08:34Shut the fuck up, James.
00:08:37Ted, you mean that assistant that led us to victory last time?
00:08:44Boss, the guy's a total loser.
00:08:45Okay.
00:08:46Every play he ran, he got from me.
00:08:49The only reason he won last game is because I gave him the plan in advance.
00:08:53So that's how he pulled it off?
00:08:55Damn, acting like all the players were his ideas?
00:08:57Wow!
00:08:58Exactly.
00:08:58Exactly.
00:09:01That's why I fired him.
00:09:03Well, if he's that useless, good riddance.
00:09:07But you listen to me, Wes.
00:09:11If you lose to a bunch of pussies like that again, I will fucking destroy you.
00:09:15You understand me?
00:09:16Yes, sir.
00:09:18Don't fuck with me, sir.
00:09:21Damn it!
00:09:22The only reason we ever won was because we followed Ted's game plan.
00:09:26I never should have fired him in the heat of the moment.
00:09:34This...
00:09:37This is Ted's playbook.
00:09:43We're safe.
00:09:48Hey, hey.
00:09:49Why aren't you running the plays I called?
00:09:52Look, it's three to fifteen at half, okay?
00:09:56You've scored three points.
00:09:57You're a washed-up assistant, dumped by his wife.
00:10:01What gives you the right to even coach us?
00:10:04Hey.
00:10:04Me.
00:10:09Scott.
00:10:11If you want to win this game, you will run my plays.
00:10:14Period.
00:10:15Your plays are trash!
00:10:18Hey, then.
00:10:20You're benched.
00:10:21Next man up!
00:10:22Wait, what?
00:10:24Seriously?
00:10:25You're benching me!
00:10:27Look, you may be the best player on our team, but I don't need a player who can't follow
00:10:32orders.
00:10:32You are done here.
00:10:34You're plays are horse shit!
00:10:36Okay, no one can make a perfect 40-yard throw like that!
00:10:39It's impossible!
00:10:40You're not fit to be the head coach!
00:10:43Or an assistant coach!
00:10:55Oh, is that hard?
00:11:13Oh, is that hard?
00:11:27Yeah!
00:11:28Okay, look, I know a bunch of you guys don't trust me, but I promise you, if you follow my
00:11:33plays, we will win this game.
00:11:37I mean, we're already getting our asses kicked. Might as well try it. No way we're coming back.
00:11:41And if we lose, we'll show you're not fit to be our coach.
00:11:51Touchdown!
00:11:54That fast? Wait, is this playbook actually working?
00:12:04Yeah, we're looking like a dead starter.
00:12:07And that's the game. Knights take the win.
00:12:11Let's go!
00:12:13A win like this? We never even dreamed of.
00:12:16If I was in this place, we actually crushed it.
00:12:19Who is this guy anyway?
00:12:21The teeth is fucking good.
00:12:22Yeah!
00:12:23Let's do that.
00:12:28Let's do that.
00:12:29Woo!
00:12:34Woo!
00:12:38Welcome to the team, coach.
00:12:40Woo!
00:12:43Woo!
00:12:45Woo!
00:12:46Woo!
00:12:47Woo!
00:12:47Woo!
00:12:48Woo!
00:12:49Woo!
00:12:51Woo!
00:12:52The Eagles have done the impossible, rising all the way from the bottom of the league to the final four
00:12:56under head coach Ted Vincent.
00:12:59Meanwhile, the Eagles, once a top contender for the championship, have suffered four straight losses.
00:13:05Losers!
00:13:06Losers, go home!
00:13:06You're as damned as straight!
00:13:07Get off the field!
00:13:09Get in!
00:13:11You can't even win against the worst teams you can lead!
00:13:18And you, if your plays get worse every damn game, how are you supposed to win a title like that?
00:13:23Why is it that the moment I stopped using Ted's plays, nothing works anymore?
00:13:28Boss, we just got careless the last few games.
00:13:32Don't worry.
00:13:33We're going to crush the next game.
00:13:35Oh, right.
00:13:36Next game, the semi-finals against tonight.
00:13:39You lose that, every fucking one of you will be fired.
00:13:44So we already have done the most great coach Ted!
00:13:47Wait a second, isn't that our former assistant coach?
00:13:54How the hell did he get to be head coach of the Knights?
00:13:58The Knights used to be the bottom of the league.
00:14:00Now they're on a winning streak, made it all the way to the semi-finals.
00:14:03Looks like Ted's the reason.
00:14:05When he was around, we never struggled this much to win.
00:14:08For someone that fumbles as much as you, James, you have a pretty tight grip on Ted's dick.
00:14:13Those wins had nothing to do with him.
00:14:14He got a few tricks from me.
00:14:16Now he thinks he's an ingenious fucking coach, please.
00:14:20Beating him will be easy.
00:14:23If you can't even win against that loser,
00:14:27every swinging dick here can pack their bags.
00:14:35Coach, maybe we should bring Ted back.
00:14:37With him around, we might actually win the championship.
00:14:42Is that what you all want?
00:14:44Yeah.
00:14:45You all want Ted back?
00:14:46Yeah, you want one fucking big orgy with fucking Ted!
00:14:52Okay.
00:14:53Since you want your boyfriend back,
00:14:55guess I can't risk him leaking my playbook.
00:14:59Fine.
00:15:00I'll bring him back.
00:15:06Mr. Vincent, you're about to face the Eagles.
00:15:09Do you really think the Knights can win?
00:15:13No, I, uh, believe in my team.
00:15:17As long as you stick to my game plan, the Eagles do not stand a chance.
00:15:21But from what I've heard, you're just a fired assistant coach.
00:15:26What makes you so confident?
00:15:28Confident in what?
00:15:31His own delusions.
00:15:33This guy's a clown who loves to talk big.
00:15:40What are you doing here?
00:15:42I'm here to give you a chance, Ted.
00:15:44Come back to the Eagles.
00:15:45All you have to do is apologize.
00:15:48Right here.
00:15:49In front of everyone.
00:15:50And maybe I'll let you crawl back and be my assistant coach.
00:15:55Who the hell do you think you are?
00:15:57You want our head coach to apologize to you?
00:15:59Huh?
00:16:01Wes is the head coach of the Eagles.
00:16:04Ted is just a fired loser.
00:16:06Giving him his job again would be charity.
00:16:09He should be thanking us.
00:16:11I'm not going back.
00:16:13Don't tell me you actually think you can win on your own.
00:16:17Guys like you, born at the bottom, don't get to be champions.
00:16:21Ever.
00:16:22She's right.
00:16:23Trash, like you, belongs on a trash team.
00:16:28Be nice.
00:16:35What is this?
00:16:39Still chasing dreams in your thirties?
00:16:43Football is a rich man's game.
00:16:45One of our players could buy your whole damn team.
00:16:48He'll never beat us.
00:16:56Hey!
00:16:58I'll say it one last time.
00:17:00I'll never join the Eagles.
00:17:02Oh right, you're doing this for the race.
00:17:04Right?
00:17:05Fine.
00:17:07How about 500 more in money?
00:17:09That's what you want, right?
00:17:10You should take it, Ted.
00:17:12With that 500, maybe you could finally pay your damn utility bills.
00:17:18500?
00:17:20Is that all you thought?
00:17:22Pathetic.
00:17:29Mr. Vincent?
00:17:31Here's your bonus for leading the Knights to victory.
00:17:34Three million dollars.
00:17:37Woo!
00:17:47No way.
00:17:49This bonus is three million?
00:17:51My loser ex-husband just turned into a damn millionaire?
00:17:54The pass would be fake.
00:17:56You two are putting on a show for us.
00:18:01So the Eagles want to bring back a fired coach?
00:18:05Let me guess.
00:18:07Your team's performance sucked.
00:18:09You fumbled all of the tactics and now you want Ted to come and save your ass, right?
00:18:14Bullshit.
00:18:15You only got a few tricks from me.
00:18:19Only a shit team like yours would treat him like he's some kind of genius.
00:18:23Judging by your recent record, looks like our shit team could wipe the floor with you.
00:18:30With ease, bitch.
00:18:33Just wait till when I beat you.
00:18:37Even if you come crawling back, I'll slam the door in your face.
00:18:41Hey.
00:18:43The Knights will never lose to you.
00:18:54The Knights, who once sat dead last in the league, have made a miracle run all the way to the
00:19:00semifinals.
00:19:01But today, they face the powerhouse Eagles.
00:19:05Will this be the end of their story?
00:19:07Let's stay tuned for a fantastic game to come.
00:19:09Knights! Knights! Knights! Knights! Knights! Knights! Knights! Knights!
00:19:15Boys, come on. Take your knee. Take your knee.
00:19:17Listen up.
00:19:18I know that team over there is strong, alright?
00:19:21No one expects us to win.
00:19:23Now I promise you, this team will go down if we run my plays.
00:19:29We will walk out of here with a win. I can promise you that.
00:19:33Yes, sir. Coach, we trust you completely.
00:19:37Alright, fellas, let's go get this win.
00:19:39Alright, boys, bring it in. Hands in the middle. Bart, this one's on you.
00:19:43Alright, win on three, win on me. One, two, three, win!
00:19:45Let's go, boys! Let's go!
00:19:47Let's go!
00:19:51Ted, I know you're gonna work miracles for me.
00:19:55Your beer is just not suitable for a game of this caliber.
00:19:59It's for poor people. People of class.
00:20:02Like her. Like us.
00:20:05Need whiskey or wine.
00:20:06Whine.
00:20:08Wes, how come for you in this game?
00:20:10I got a bowl of money riding on this, son. I need a win.
00:20:13Relax.
00:20:15This is a sure win.
00:20:17Make sure you get your money.
00:20:19Their team's combined worth is $30 million.
00:20:21This guy right here?
00:20:23$40 million.
00:20:24How are they supposed to compete with that?
00:20:26Well, as you know, I don't give a fuck about football.
00:20:30But I do care about winning.
00:20:33I'm counting on you to get this across the line.
00:20:36To victory.
00:20:39So, Ben, way too soon, coach.
00:20:42Get him!
00:20:45Block time!
00:20:47Come on, block!
00:20:47First throw!
00:20:49Block!
00:20:50Here we go!
00:20:51Good, good!
00:20:57First throw.
00:20:59Right from the start,
00:21:00the Knights are off to a blazing start.
00:21:02Scott drives it home for the first touchdown.
00:21:06What the fuck is happening?
00:21:10The Knights tactics are clearly working.
00:21:13The Eagles haven't scored a single point in the first half.
00:21:16Would they be pulling off a miracle today?
00:21:18They're a bunch of third-rate players with bargain bin salaries.
00:21:21Why the fuck are they good all of a sudden?
00:21:23You fucking idiot.
00:21:24I thought you said this would be no problem.
00:21:26What the fuck am I paying you for?
00:21:28It's gotta be a fluke.
00:21:29It's gotta be Ted.
00:21:30He was my assistant.
00:21:32He knows all my fucking plays.
00:21:33But what are you gonna do about it?
00:21:35I have, I have a plan.
00:21:37To turn this around.
00:21:38Trust me.
00:21:39You better not be bullshitting me.
00:21:41I swear to God,
00:21:43that if I can't leave this team to victory, I...
00:21:46I'll resign.
00:21:48This is your last chance, son.
00:21:50Last chance.
00:21:51Am I clear?
00:21:52Don't fuck it up.
00:21:55Shit.
00:21:55Looks like I've got no choice.
00:21:57Kent!
00:21:59What's up, coach?
00:22:01That broke-ass team's only got one star player?
00:22:05Quarterback.
00:22:05Take him out.
00:22:07They can't win this game.
00:22:09You better.
00:22:11You better.
00:22:13Bill!
00:22:24Matthew's gonna take aim now!
00:22:26Why?
00:22:27It's broken!
00:22:29Oh, come on!
00:22:32The Knights' score stands,
00:22:34but the injured player looks like he cannot continue.
00:22:37Let's hope for a speedy recovery.
00:22:39What are we doing?
00:22:40That's rough in the past!
00:22:41That's a 15-yard penalty, you idiot!
00:22:43Don't make me kick you out of the game, coach.
00:22:49This is my house, Lloyd!
00:22:51Can't run this field, boy!
00:22:53Hey!
00:22:59Hey!
00:23:00Oh, you motherfucker!
00:23:01Hey, hey!
00:23:01Listen to me!
00:23:02Hey!
00:23:03Are you blind?
00:23:04Big!
00:23:05Big!
00:23:05Big!
00:23:06Big!
00:23:06Big!
00:23:07Big!
00:23:08Coach, don't question me.
00:23:09You wanna keep coaching?
00:23:10Get back to your sideline now!
00:23:12Yeah.
00:23:14You son of a bitch.
00:23:15How much are you paying these refs?
00:23:16Who cares?
00:23:18Your only star player is out.
00:23:20You have no chance of winning this game today.
00:23:26I have cash to burn!
00:23:28Nobody can touch me.
00:23:30Good.
00:23:31Back to your sideline now.
00:23:34Good job.
00:23:34Got your cash later, by the way.
00:23:39Your talent.
00:23:41Big fucking deal.
00:23:42One word from me, Henry gets you fired for leaking my place.
00:23:47The world belongs to people like us.
00:23:50Nice little sweater, by the way.
00:23:52Let's go look.
00:23:53Call you back.
00:23:54I think she's calling you.
00:24:03Let's go!
00:24:04Let's go!
00:24:06The Eagles!
00:24:07Fight!
00:24:08Fight!
00:24:09The Eagles have taken the lead swiftly.
00:24:12And there's only 10 minutes left on the clock.
00:24:15Looks as though the Knights might not pull off the miracle today.
00:24:19Three of our key players are out.
00:24:21If this keeps up, we're finished.
00:24:23Look, Wes obviously bribed the refs.
00:24:25Unless we can find someone who's good enough to dodge hits and score, we're done for.
00:24:30Come on, Coach.
00:24:30Somebody like that is top tier, at least.
00:24:32We're in the middle of a damn game.
00:24:34How are we supposed to find someone like that?
00:24:43All right, Ted.
00:24:44Warm up.
00:24:47Only you can save the Knights.
00:24:53Wait, boss.
00:24:55What do you mean, warm up?
00:24:57Ted, I did my research.
00:24:59You used to be a star.
00:25:01If it weren't for that accent, you'd be in the Hall of Fame by now.
00:25:04I need you to warm up.
00:25:06Ted.
00:25:07Ted Vincent.
00:25:08The same guy the media used to call the best player at NCAA?
00:25:12No way!
00:25:13You were my head coach?
00:25:18Grace, I'm the head coach.
00:25:19I can't just go out there and be a player.
00:25:22Actually, you can.
00:25:23I registered you as a player before we started.
00:25:28You're officially on the roster.
00:25:30Want to warm up?
00:25:40My legs healed, but I haven't played in so long.
00:25:44Can I really do this?
00:25:47Hey, you want that Super Bowl ring or not?
00:25:50Huh?
00:25:51You got this.
00:25:55Now,
00:25:57I'll take the championship that belongs to me.
00:26:04Maybe...
00:26:05Maybe this is my last shot to step on that field as a player.
00:26:17The past injuries are behind me.
00:26:20They won't stop now.
00:26:32Alright.
00:26:34Let's crush them.
00:26:36I will win!
00:26:36Yep!
00:26:36Go!
00:26:37Go!
00:26:38Go!
00:26:50Go!
00:26:52Go!
00:26:53Go!
00:26:56Go!
00:27:01Go!
00:27:21I'm looking at head coach Ted Vincent going out there warming up mid-half time.
00:27:27It must be raining cats and dogs because I feel like barking.
00:27:31Ted, you're that leg broken loser.
00:27:34Don't tell me you're actually thinking of getting in the game.
00:27:37You got that right.
00:27:39You're in your thirties man, what good is that gonna do?
00:27:42My team's valued at over a billion dollars.
00:27:44You're just a worthless cripple.
00:27:46Billion dollars, huh?
00:27:48The deal.
00:27:49I can single handedly steamroll your entire team.
00:27:53Your boss is out of her mind.
00:27:54And she thinks you're gonna score a single point.
00:27:56What if I score?
00:27:58What if you score?
00:28:00Look, let's make a bet.
00:28:02You score one point, you can slap me in the face one time.
00:28:05And when you don't, I get to slap the shit out of you.
00:28:08I need some ice ready.
00:28:10You're facing the needle later.
00:28:17The game's almost lost and he's still talking to me.
00:28:20I'm gonna turn his face into baby.
00:28:21Let's go.
00:28:25You ready?
00:28:36Let's do this.
00:28:46You can't do that way too far.
00:28:53No one's catching that.
00:28:54You can't do that way too far.
00:29:07No one's catching that.
00:29:07I'm gonna do this.
00:29:08He don't even know how to play.
00:29:09He's scared stiff.
00:29:11You scared him so bad, he forgot how to play.
00:29:14Yeah, I got him. I got him stiff.
00:29:31Holy guacamole! The night's quarterback is scrambling out into the open field?
00:29:36I must have ate something weird for breakfast today because I feel like I am tripping ladies and gentlemen.
00:29:41A scrambling quarterback? Has he lost his mind?
00:29:43Boss, thank God I fired this guy because he would have wrecked our entire team.
00:30:05What a wild play!
00:30:07Nobody even came close to catching Ted Vincent and he makes a score.
00:30:25Touchdown Knights!
00:30:29He just caught the pass and threw himself.
00:30:32Yes! Yes!
00:30:33I knew I picked it right back.
00:30:36I thought you said he was a worthless cripple.
00:30:38Hang on. It was a fluke.
00:30:41He threw it way too far and then he got lucky.
00:30:43Look at the score.
00:30:44He can't possibly come back.
00:30:46Exactly. I know him. He's a washed up midlife loser.
00:30:50There's no way he's scoring again.
00:30:53Maybe he's just getting lucky.
00:30:55No! Not again. I can't let him score again.
00:30:59I'm not going to be slapped in front of him.
00:31:01Keep!
00:31:04From now on, lock on to Ted.
00:31:07If you can't stop him, take him out.
00:31:12It's too late Ted.
00:31:14Today, your leg breaks again.
00:31:18Ted, watch out!
00:31:31Ted scores again! Oh my gosh!
00:31:35Ted just slipped right through that tap and like it was nothing.
00:31:38Ted Vincent is looking like a superhero.
00:31:41He just cut through our entire defense.
00:31:43God, he's worth at least a hundred million on the open market.
00:31:46What? A hundred million?
00:31:49At least.
00:31:51You called him a washed up nobody.
00:31:53You had a star on the team and you cut him.
00:31:55I don't know how he's doing this.
00:31:56He was a scrub that we had doing odd jobs.
00:31:58I-I-I don't-
00:31:59He's not supposed to be good.
00:32:01You idiot! You let this talent walk?
00:32:03Wes must go!
00:32:08This mess is on you, Wes.
00:32:10I shall never listen to you.
00:32:12There's no way I can lose this game.
00:32:14If we lose, I'm out.
00:32:16I can't afford to lose everything.
00:32:19Garcia!
00:32:30I saw you like this, Ted.
00:32:35The Knights on offense now-
00:32:38My God!
00:32:39He just sent the defense flying!
00:32:41That man just was thrown two feet in the air.
00:32:43That is unreal.
00:32:44They look unstoppable.
00:32:46Oh my God!
00:32:48Hey! Hey! Time out! Time out!
00:32:55What the hell is going on with him, man?
00:32:57Your intensity just went through the roof.
00:33:01I don't know what's going on.
00:33:04Hey!
00:33:05Ref!
00:33:06I want to file a complaint.
00:33:07These guys are using steroids and I want to file an immediate investigation.
00:33:11Oh, come on!
00:33:12You can't just accuse me of cheating with steroids because I'm winning.
00:33:15What kind of slander is that?
00:33:17You call that slander?
00:33:19Look around, idiot!
00:33:21Everyone's drained and your guys are turning into monsters.
00:33:24Alright?
00:33:25Don't play stupid with me.
00:33:27So what if I did?
00:33:29I have every official in my back pocket.
00:33:31Go, go, go, go.
00:33:32Check for yourself.
00:33:33You'll find nothing.
00:33:36You really think games like this are one on the field?
00:33:40Please.
00:33:41Every game like this is run behind the rich behind the scenes.
00:33:45You broke losers never even had a chance.
00:33:48Smart girl.
00:33:50Give me a kiss.
00:33:54You see, Ted, you could break your back your whole life trying to start a family,
00:33:58but Emma does not care.
00:33:59I can treat her however I want and she'll never leave me.
00:34:04I have money.
00:34:06She's trash.
00:34:08And I couldn't care less about her.
00:34:10But this game?
00:34:12I will win.
00:34:16The game continues.
00:34:18Eagles are back on the field.
00:34:24Oh my goodness.
00:34:26Ted just intercepted that pass.
00:34:28He can't even beat an injured 32-year-old man.
00:34:31After this game, you're out.
00:34:33Don't panic, sir.
00:34:36You won't win.
00:34:38Stop him!
00:34:39Stop him!
00:34:48I can't believe it!
00:34:50Ted with the interception and he scores!
00:34:53Ladies and gentlemen, this is unreal.
00:34:55Is he really 32?
00:34:56How is this possible?
00:34:59Even juiced up he can't stop Ted!
00:35:01Because of you, we lost the top player.
00:35:03After this game, I don't care what it takes.
00:35:07You bring Ted back to me.
00:35:08You understand?
00:35:10Yes.
00:35:25Steve Harvey
00:35:25Unbelievable!
00:35:26The Knights have tied it up in the final quarter.
00:35:29Can they pull off another Lyrical?
00:35:30Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted!
00:35:37Ken! Ken! Ken! Ken!
00:35:40This time, I'll take home the trophy.
00:35:43There's only one minute left.
00:35:44Ted's got the ball.
00:35:45He is leading the offense.
00:35:47Stop him!
00:35:48If we lose this game, you're all done.
00:35:52Ted throws it, but there's no one there to catch it.
00:35:54It looks like a ghost town on that side of the field.
00:35:57Looks like they gave up on that play.
00:35:59See? I told you.
00:36:01Take your hand.
00:36:02We'll drag this in over time.
00:36:04Crush him now.
00:36:05All right.
00:36:31Let's give it up for the nice winner of the game and heading straight to the championship.
00:36:37Yes!
00:36:38Yes!
00:36:39We did it!
00:36:45Thank you, Ted.
00:36:47We could not have done this without you.
00:36:50Still won't need to be done.
00:36:51Yeah.
00:36:57If you hadn't have fired Ted, we'd be the one celebrating right now.
00:37:00Come on.
00:37:02I know Ted.
00:37:02He probably just got lucky.
00:37:04Shut your fucking mind.
00:37:06You go apologize to Ted and bring him back to the Eagles.
00:37:11Bless him.
00:37:11All right.
00:37:12Hey, Marika!
00:37:13Marika!
00:37:19What are you doing here?
00:37:21I'm here to see Ted. Ted, I want you back on the Eagles.
00:37:29What are you waiting for?
00:37:31Apologize to Ted.
00:37:32Now.
00:37:35I'm sorry, Ted.
00:37:38I shouldn't have fired you.
00:37:40Sorry. Now you're sorry?
00:37:43Don't you think it's a little too late for that short stuff?
00:37:46What do you say, Ted?
00:37:47Come back to the Eagles. I'll make you head coach.
00:37:49Give you a hundred thousand a month plus bonuses.
00:37:52Two million a year. Minimum.
00:37:54What? Two million a year?
00:37:57My useless ex-husband just turned into a damn millionaire. Seriously?
00:38:01Uh, boss.
00:38:03What about me?
00:38:06Shut the fuck up.
00:38:08You'll stay on as Ted's assistant.
00:38:10Maybe clean up after practice while you're at it.
00:38:14Ted!
00:38:16I was just testing you before, but now that you've proven yourself,
00:38:19let's get back together, okay?
00:38:24Back together.
00:38:25Ted!
00:38:26Deep down, I have always loved you.
00:38:30And you still love me, right?
00:38:36Back when you betrayed me, you never said anything about love.
00:38:42When you humiliated me with another man, you never said a thing about love.
00:38:51And now, you want to talk about love.
00:38:56Ted, that was all just a misunderstanding, okay? Let's go home and talk. Just the two of us.
00:39:03Ted's not going anywhere with you.
00:39:05He has better options now.
00:39:09Better options.
00:39:11You're just the owner of some trash team. Without Ted, it would still be at the bottom of the league.
00:39:18You really think you could call yourself the better option?
00:39:22What if I'm not just the owner of the team?
00:39:28Ted, there's something you don't know about me.
00:39:32I'm actually the sole heir to the Taylor family.
00:39:39The Taylor family, the richest family in the world.
00:39:42The trillionaires who have more money than some countries.
00:39:49That's right.
00:39:52So tell me, don't you think I'm the better option now?
00:39:57You just want Ted for his money.
00:39:59What makes you think you have the right to come crawling back?
00:40:03You bitch!
00:40:04You'll pay for this!
00:40:12Ted, come back to the Eagles, I'll give you whatever you want.
00:40:15Name your prize.
00:40:16Appreciate the offer, Henry, but I'm happy with the Knights.
00:40:21They're going to stick around here a while.
00:40:25Sure, son.
00:40:26Don't you want to test yourself on a bigger stage?
00:40:32I've already proven myself with this win with the Knights.
00:40:36I'm not going to prove myself to anyone anymore.
00:40:39Dammit, this is your fault!
00:40:41You lost me a top-tier player!
00:40:43You know what? You're done with the Eagles!
00:40:45Pack your shit and get the fuck out!
00:40:50Sir, sir?
00:40:51Please don't fire me!
00:40:55Ted, I owe you a real apology.
00:40:58Just come back to the Eagles.
00:41:00I lost our bet.
00:41:01Fair and spare.
00:41:01So you can hit me.
00:41:03If you want.
00:41:04We'll just call even.
00:41:06After, just come back.
00:41:07Come back to the Eagles.
00:41:10Come on!
00:41:12Hit me!
00:41:13Fucking hit me, Ted!
00:41:14I know you want to, I know you want to.
00:41:17I don't want to fucking hit me, Ted!
00:41:18You son of fucking your wife, remember that?
00:41:20Fucking hit me!
00:41:43I will never forgive you.
00:41:48I will never join the Eagles.
00:41:51Figure out your own mess first.
00:41:53Coach West!
00:41:55We have received reports that you help bribe referees
00:41:57and use illegal performance enhancers.
00:41:59Your coaching license is hereby revoked.
00:42:01You're banned from the NFL.
00:42:03For life.
00:42:04Will you please come with us?
00:42:05What?
00:42:07Ted!
00:42:08You gotta talk to him.
00:42:09If I can't coach, I'll starve.
00:42:11Illegals!
00:42:12I don't even...
00:42:12Please!
00:42:13Please!
00:42:14I'll do anything you want.
00:42:14I'll do anything.
00:42:16People like you are a disgrace to the NFL.
00:42:23Wait!
00:42:24Stimp!
00:42:26You're gonna fucking pay for this.
00:42:28You're gonna fucking pay for this, Ted!
00:42:30I'm Alan David Patrick West!
00:42:33God damn it!
00:42:37Hey, I heard you don't really have a place to stay after the divorce.
00:42:43Um, I was thinking, maybe, if you wanted, you could stay with me.
00:42:52For about a while.
00:42:54It's up to you.
00:42:56Alright.
00:42:57I mean, it's closer to the field anyways, right?
00:43:01Exactly.
00:43:02It's way closer to the field.
00:43:10When they find out how you're treating, the best coach in the fucking league.
00:43:13Sir, sir, sir, sir!
00:43:14Please, please, please, please, please, please!
00:43:15I'm begging you, please.
00:43:16Let him go.
00:43:18Fuck off me.
00:43:21This is all your fault!
00:43:23For what, do I still have one hell of a coach?
00:43:25Sir, do you really think he won that game on skill alone?
00:43:29What are you getting at?
00:43:31Ted was my assistant.
00:43:32He knows my whole playbook.
00:43:33How else could he have beaten me?
00:43:35That bastard.
00:43:36No wonder he turned down my office.
00:43:42Sir?
00:43:43You still own the Giants.
00:43:45They're headed to the Super Bowl.
00:43:46If you give me another shot,
00:43:48I'll demolish him.
00:43:52And if you lose?
00:43:54Scrub the stadium toilets for the rest of my life.
00:44:00I'll talk to the commissioner about West.
00:44:03Are you seriously trying to bribe me after what he did?
00:44:06We're taking him out.
00:44:06I'm unofficial of this league and I take it very responsibly.
00:44:09I'm not just going to sit around here and let people thank you so much and hope you have a
00:44:12good day.
00:44:14It seems like a signing bonus for the...
00:44:17You're lucky you don't get fired.
00:44:19That's fair.
00:44:20I'm bringing you to the Giants as an assistant.
00:44:23Don't worry sir.
00:44:25He's going to regret everything he's ever done.
00:44:26Yeah, he damn well better.
00:44:41This is my house and I have spare bedrooms so feel free to choose whichever you like. It's usually just
00:44:48me.
00:44:50There's the kitchen.
00:45:01And here's the couch.
00:45:03You should come sit.
00:45:05Alright, thanks.
00:45:11I'm gonna go shower now.
00:45:13Alright, thanks.
00:45:15Casa es su casa.
00:45:18Okay, I'm gonna go now.
00:45:33Watch out.
00:45:38My dad!
00:45:38Hey, you okay?
00:45:38I'm gonna go shower now.
00:45:38I'm gonna go shower now.
00:45:46What's that?
00:45:47Hey, you okay?
00:45:49I just told something!
00:45:51It's okay!
00:45:54Okay, okay.
00:45:56Oh my god.
00:45:57Okay.
00:46:00Hey, you probably strained it, okay?
00:46:03Just sit still and let me lose some love for your back.
00:46:29Oh my god, that's so much better already, actually.
00:46:34Oh!
00:46:44Okay.
00:46:46I'll, uh, grab you a towel.
00:46:51Don't move.
00:47:11Dad?
00:47:12Ted?
00:47:13Tomorrow's your grandfather's birthday.
00:47:15You haven't been home in years.
00:47:17You think he can come back tomorrow?
00:47:19Yeah, Dad, I'm so sorry.
00:47:22I've been so caught up with work the past couple years.
00:47:25Um, I'll definitely make it back tomorrow.
00:47:28Great.
00:47:29Great.
00:47:30I'll be waiting for you, son.
00:47:33Okay, bye.
00:47:33Bye.
00:47:34Mmm.
00:47:38Everything okay?
00:47:40Yeah.
00:47:44It's just, uh, my grandpa's birthday tomorrow.
00:47:50I haven't seen them in a long time.
00:47:54Well, I know that they're gonna be really happy to see you.
00:48:00You know, I was thinking, um, if you're not busy tomorrow, like, if you don't have any plans, maybe you
00:48:13could come with me, or if I could introduce you to them.
00:48:17Hmm.
00:48:18Hmm.
00:48:20You wanna introduce me to your family?
00:48:23I mean, we might make a good team, what do you think?
00:48:25Hmm.
00:48:26Yeah, you'd be a good sidekick, I think.
00:48:29Oh.
00:48:29I'd be the sidekick?
00:48:32I'ma be the star.
00:48:33Would you be okay if that's how this worked out?
00:48:35If it works out?
00:48:38I guess we'll be two stars.
00:48:40I'll take that.
00:48:41Two stars.
00:48:43Then I better get some gifts.
00:48:45If you do, nothing too expensive, okay?
00:48:49Now, it is my first time meeting them, and I have to make a good impression.
00:48:54Actually, I'm gonna go right now and have Emily help me pick out some of the gifts.
00:49:02And maybe, after you win the championship, I'll give you marks back.
00:49:15It's been a while.
00:49:17I just hope you're doing okay, Dad.
00:49:28Mr. Vincent, it's Emily.
00:49:29Grace has to take care of some, some billionaire stuff.
00:49:33She'll be late, but she'll be there.
00:49:35Alright, no problem.
00:49:56Well, well, well, look who finally decided to show up.
00:50:00Our city boy, Dad.
00:50:03What?
00:50:04All those years working out there, and you still can't afford a car?
00:50:09Take a look.
00:50:11Land Rover, 700 grand.
00:50:13You probably couldn't afford one.
00:50:15No, no, no, Alan.
00:50:17Don't be so mean to your cousin.
00:50:20I'm sure that you can feed yourself now, right?
00:50:23It's just a bit early to be thinking about getting a car, unless, of course, it's a broken-down, second
00:50:29-hand junk.
00:50:33Actually, I could afford one. I just haven't felt the need.
00:50:39Ooh, listen to yourself.
00:50:42You talk like you just go out there and buy a luxury car any time you want.
00:50:46Ted, piece of advice.
00:50:48Maybe try checking your bank account before you start bragging.
00:50:52Guys, guys, enough.
00:50:54Today's your grandpa's birthday.
00:50:56It's like a circus.
00:50:58Well, let's go inside before this gets ugly, okay?
00:51:01Yeah, sorry. Let's go.
00:51:08Family.
00:51:10Gotta love them.
00:51:15Ethan.
00:51:16Sophia.
00:51:18Alan.
00:51:21What?
00:51:23My boy!
00:51:25Hey, Kate!
00:51:29I'm sorry.
00:51:31I should have come home a lot sooner.
00:51:33It's okay. You're here. It's all that counts. You're here.
00:51:36What is with all this emotion?
00:51:39He has been gone for years, and he has back with nothing to show for it.
00:51:44I don't care if you're not so free.
00:51:47He's healthy and safe.
00:51:50It's all that matters.
00:51:52Oh.
00:51:53Your health's nice and all.
00:51:55But money's what really matters here.
00:51:58You know, my son Alan is already the security manager for the Knights.
00:52:03At 400 grand a year.
00:52:05400 grand?
00:52:07I mean, that's more than the two of you will ever see in a lifetime.
00:52:10You know, you should beg, Alan, to give Ted a job.
00:52:15I mean, unless of course you're just one of me broke, like you.
00:52:21Alan, could you really get Ted a job?
00:52:26Well, technically someone like him doesn't deserve a spot with the Knights,
00:52:31but if you beg nicely, I might find him a janitor job.
00:52:36A janitor job.
00:52:39That's all you can do is find Ted a janitor job.
00:52:42You should be grateful that Alan is even offering him that.
00:52:46Do you know how many people would kill to work for the Knights now?
00:52:51Just don't blow it.
00:52:52Yeah, that's right.
00:52:53With me in charge, even cleaning bathrooms pays better than whatever he's doing, I don't know.
00:53:00Tell me.
00:53:02Alan, how much does this janitor job pay? Is it over 2 million a year?
00:53:10You're saying that you have a salary of 2 million?
00:53:162 million, but please, a loser like you couldn't make that kind of money in like 10 lifetimes.
00:53:22How?
00:53:23Oliver, my son is trying to help your son get a decent job, and he throws out a finger like
00:53:29that. He clearly doesn't want the job.
00:53:32You didn't mean it.
00:53:35It was a joke.
00:53:38Alan, if you could get Ted a position with the Knights, I would make sure I thank you properly.
00:53:44Oh, please.
00:53:46What could a broke man like you give me that is worth my time?
00:53:51Dad, hey.
00:53:53You do not need to beg them for anything, okay?
00:53:56I already work for the Knights.
00:53:59What?
00:54:01Work for the Knights?
00:54:06You work for the Knights?
00:54:09You've got some nerve, Ted.
00:54:12You're in your 30s, still a nobody.
00:54:15You expect us to believe that you work for the Knights?
00:54:20I'm taking the Knights all the way to the Super Bowl.
00:54:23Took them all the way to the Super Bowl?
00:54:25You're trying to tell me that the Knights making it all the way to the Super Bowl is thanks to
00:54:32you.
00:54:32That's right.
00:54:38Oh, please. Everyone knows. You're just a washed up cripple. You're not even fit to clean the toilets.
00:54:44And you're saying that you're responsible for taking the Knights all the way through the finals?
00:54:49Oliver, your son's not only broke, he's obviously delusional.
00:54:54I know my son.
00:54:57He's not a liar.
00:54:59Oh, really?
00:55:00He doesn't lie. Okay.
00:55:02Then, Helen, genius.
00:55:04What exactly did you do for the Knights?
00:55:07I'm the head coach.
00:55:15You, you're the head coach. That's not what you're saying.
00:55:18Oh, come on. Your lies are getting more and more ridiculous.
00:55:21You, the head coach of the Knights?
00:55:25Tell me he's making it up.
00:55:27I'm just a security manager. I don't have access to the field, let alone the execs or the head coach.
00:55:34Hell, how would I even know he's lying or not?
00:55:37He's just trying to act a big shot. Make us forget that he's broke.
00:55:41This loser would never be a head coach.
00:55:45Yeah. A loser like him could never run a team like the Knights.
00:55:50If I didn't work for the Knights, I might have believed you, Ted.
00:55:54Nice try, by the way.
00:55:56You're no head coach. You're just a fraud in cheap clothes.
00:56:02So, all of you think that I'm lying?
00:56:05A head coach dressed like that.
00:56:09Next time you want to try playing rich, at least get yourself a suit first.
00:56:19Hello and welcome everyone.
00:56:21Welcome to the place. Please take a look at our menu.
00:56:30Wait, wait, wait. Is that Coach Ted the head coach of the Knights?
00:56:40Wait, what? He is the Knights head coach?
00:56:43Of course. If it wasn't for Coach Ted joining our team this year, we never would have made the finals.
00:56:49Coach Ted, I am a die-hard Knights fan.
00:56:52Coach Ted, you're kind of a personal hero of mine. Would you mind taking a picture with me?
00:56:58Of course.
00:57:05Oh my gosh, this is the best. I can't believe this. I just want the head coach of the Knights.
00:57:10I'm going to be telling everybody about this. Thank you so much.
00:57:13Of course.
00:57:18Dad, this is what I came home to celebrate with you. I'm taking my team to the Super Bowl.
00:57:27Son, is it really true?
00:57:30No way!
00:57:31Bad guy's obviously an actor. You pay to trick us.
00:57:35There's no way you're the head coach of the championship contending team.
00:57:41Come on. Just admit it. You're a nobody. A fraud.
00:57:47You'll end up just like your broke old father. Scraping by for life.
00:57:58You can insult me all you want, but don't you dare insult my father.
00:58:08Enough!
00:58:15So what if you make this stupid finals?
00:58:19Today is your grandfather's birthday. Did you bring him any gifts?
00:58:28Relax.
00:58:29You broke bastard. You mean you showed up at this party empty handed and you still had the nerve to
00:58:33crash this party?
00:58:35We did bring something so fair.
00:58:43I made this thing myself.
00:58:46It's from father.
00:58:48You've got to be pretty.
00:58:49You're so broke you're gifting a stick.
00:58:53Don't open that!
00:58:54Let's see what kind of trash you made.
00:59:00You actually brought this junk as a gift.
00:59:04Perfect.
00:59:05I wouldn't even pick this up off the ground.
00:59:08Let's put the trash.
00:59:10Where it belongs.
00:59:13What are you doing?
00:59:19No!
00:59:26What are you doing?
00:59:29I spent three months making it.
00:59:32What?
00:59:33Look at me.
00:59:34This is the type of thing that will get you fucked up for the rest of your life.
00:59:42What, you want to hit me now?
00:59:44You can't even bring a decent gift and you still have the nerve to crash this party, Alan?
00:59:48Show them what a real gift looks like.
00:59:51With pleasure.
00:59:52Here.
00:59:55This one.
00:59:57Protectfully 50 grand.
00:59:59A little fancier than your wooden stick.
01:00:04Wait for it.
01:00:07This one right here.
01:00:08The keys to Mercedes GT.
01:00:12Birthday gift from mom.
01:00:14200 grand.
01:00:15Easy.
01:00:16$200,000.
01:00:18You two won't make that in a lifetime.
01:00:20The best one.
01:00:23Take a look.
01:00:27Half a million dollars in cash.
01:00:31Dad's gift for grandpa.
01:00:34God.
01:00:35All these gifts add up to $750,000.
01:00:38Oliver, people like you haven't seen this kind of money in your lifetime.
01:00:44They're not even a million dollars.
01:00:46That's the cheap section of the gift shop.
01:00:49Who said that?
01:01:05Sorry, Ted.
01:01:06Hope I'm not too late.
01:01:10Who are you?
01:01:12She looks familiar.
01:01:14I've seen her somewhere before.
01:01:16Wait.
01:01:17Was it at the night stadium?
01:01:20I'm Ted's girlfriend.
01:01:22So you're the girl Ted's been telling me about.
01:01:24He said you were beautiful.
01:01:26He wasn't exaggerating.
01:01:27That's very kind of you.
01:01:30Oh.
01:01:32Beauty and the Beast, huh?
01:01:34I don't understand what you see in him.
01:01:36The guy's a cripple.
01:01:38He can't even afford a decent gift.
01:01:40You think our gifts are cheap?
01:01:42Why don't you show us something better?
01:01:45Well, I didn't have much time to prepare, but...
01:01:49I pulled a little something from my own collection.
01:01:51Hopefully Grandpa doesn't mind.
01:01:53Oh, from your collection, huh?
01:01:56You sure it's not some junk you brought from the attic?
01:01:59So, hurry up and show us what kind of trash you brought.
01:02:05Nothing extravagant, just a painting.
01:02:08A painting?
01:02:09Please.
01:02:10How expensive would that be?
01:02:13It's Picasso's Weeping Woman.
01:02:15Worth around three million dollars.
01:02:24What?
01:02:27There is no way that piece of junk is worth that much.
01:02:31You're lying.
01:02:33This painting was auctioned for three million in 2015.
01:02:37After all these years, it's probably worth a lot more money.
01:02:40So tell me, do I now have the right to call your gifts?
01:02:46Who says it's real?
01:02:48None of us here can tell.
01:02:49For all we know, it's a fake.
01:02:52Here's the auction receipt.
01:02:54That should be enough proof.
01:02:56You're right, like that receipt is a fake too.
01:03:00Look at that.
01:03:01Come on, what kind of rich woman dates a cripple?
01:03:05Exactly.
01:03:06I mean, only a blind one.
01:03:09Because any real rich girl would never date a loser like that.
01:03:13Ted, if you can't bring a real gift to the party,
01:03:16just don't bring a forgery, okay, to Grandpa's party.
01:03:19Ethan, this is a misunderstanding.
01:03:22Father has a good eye for art.
01:03:24Why don't we let him judge for himself?
01:03:27This trash?
01:03:29You want Grandpa to actually appraise this?
01:03:32Trash like this belongs on the floor!
01:03:44What just happened?
01:03:49That is...
01:03:50Alan, what did you just tear up?
01:03:53Oh, Grandpa is just a painting.
01:03:55These guys were trying to give it to you as a gift, but I could tell it was so vague,
01:03:59I just tore it up.
01:04:01A fake painting?
01:04:02They said the painting was a Picasso with three million dollars.
01:04:06But I mean, look at them.
01:04:08They could not afford something like that.
01:04:10It has to be a fake.
01:04:14A Picasso!
01:04:17Oh my God!
01:04:19See? Grandpa doesn't even own that kind of trash messing up the floor.
01:04:23You guys better get out of here, you're not welcome.
01:04:31Alan?
01:04:32Come here.
01:04:33Yes, Grandpa.
01:04:35That's my boy, that's my boy.
01:04:37All that college education.
01:04:39And you turned out to be such a big idiot!
01:04:44Just shut your mouth!
01:04:45Why, why did you hit me?
01:04:47You just destroyed three million dollars, you idiot!
01:04:53What, three million dollars?
01:04:55You can't believe their story.
01:04:57It's obviously a knock-off.
01:04:58I have been collecting antiques longer than you've been alive, and I know real from fake.
01:05:02It was worth more than three million until you ruined it!
01:05:08What?
01:05:09It's real?
01:05:13Ted, you bought this painting?
01:05:16Grandpa, this is my girlfriend.
01:05:19She's the one that brought it.
01:05:22Grandpa, I'm so sorry.
01:05:24It was intended to be your birthday gift, but someone thought it was fake and tore it up.
01:05:29No, it cannot be real.
01:05:32No, I mean, he may be the nice head coach, but he can't afford something like this.
01:05:38It has to be a fake, obviously.
01:05:41I got it.
01:05:42Ted must have stolen team funds.
01:05:44He's been lying this whole time, and now he says that they grabbed it from her collection?
01:05:49Come on.
01:05:50I'm calling you cops.
01:05:52Alan, the truth is right in front of you.
01:05:56You just refuse to see it.
01:06:00Sweetheart, you're way too gorgeous to waste your time with a crook like him.
01:06:05Come with me instead.
01:06:06I can show you the high life.
01:06:09The high life?
01:06:10Of course.
01:06:12I'm the night security manager.
01:06:14I mean, what are we talking about here?
01:06:16This guy is just a criminal.
01:06:18If you don't want to end up in prison with him, you'll want to be on my side.
01:06:25How dare you threaten her?
01:06:27Do you even know who she is?
01:06:29Sure I do.
01:06:31She's Ted's girlfriend.
01:06:32Ted, don't worry.
01:06:35Once you're locked up, I'm going to take very good care of her.
01:06:40Well, I'm not going to jail, Alan.
01:06:46Actually, Grace owns the Knights.
01:06:51What?
01:06:54You're lying.
01:06:58I told you.
01:06:59My son doesn't lie.
01:07:01Oh my God.
01:07:03No wonder she looked familiar.
01:07:06You truly are the Knights' owner.
01:07:10Oh my God.
01:07:12What have I done?
01:07:14You have a lot of nerve.
01:07:16First you destroy a three million dollar painting of mine.
01:07:19And then you try hitting on me.
01:07:22Tell me, Alan.
01:07:23How do you plan on paying for this?
01:07:26Pay for that?
01:07:27Three million?
01:07:28Even if I sold myself, I could never pay that off.
01:07:31Hold.
01:07:33No, no, no. It's all a misunderstanding.
01:07:35I mean, he was just being impulsive.
01:07:37Please, please have mercy on us.
01:07:39Absolutely.
01:07:40A misunderstanding, huh?
01:07:42Was it a misunderstanding when you insulted us earlier?
01:07:46Ted, Alan absolutely knows he's wrong.
01:07:49Yes.
01:07:49We're very, very sorry.
01:07:51Can you let this go, please?
01:07:53Please.
01:07:55Obviously, you have loads of money.
01:07:58I mean, you're not going to miss a few million.
01:08:01This would ruin my family.
01:08:04You want me to forgive him?
01:08:07Please.
01:08:08If I were the one who damaged the property, would you be so quick to forgive me?
01:08:14Listen.
01:08:16You can mock me all you'd like.
01:08:19But don't ever insult my father.
01:08:25Oliver, please.
01:08:26Please.
01:08:27I'm so sorry.
01:08:28I shouldn't have disrespected you.
01:08:30We're so sorry.
01:08:30He's right.
01:08:30No, please.
01:08:31We're so sorry.
01:08:32Ted, I'm so sorry.
01:08:34Ted, I'll do anything.
01:08:36Please forgive me.
01:08:37Please.
01:08:37You think money makes you better than everyone else?
01:08:40You have less class than a man begging on the streets.
01:08:46You will pay for what you've done.
01:08:50Here's the auction received from the painting.
01:08:52Amount three million.
01:08:54You have three days to pay in full.
01:09:00Also, Alan, you're fired from the knights permanently.
01:09:04Pendejo.
01:09:07Oh, Alan, I'm so sorry.
01:09:08If we had known he was so powerful, we never would have crossed him.
01:09:12It's about time you got a taste of your own words.
01:09:15Oh, you can't.
01:09:16Come on, Grandpa.
01:09:18Let's get into another room to celebrate your birthday.
01:09:22Good idea.
01:09:23Yeah.
01:09:23Tomorrow.
01:09:24Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:09:26Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:09:32Alright, tenure.
01:09:33Opponents for the finals are the giants.
01:09:36Their opponent's Henry, so you need to be careful.
01:09:38Well, he's really not the type to let things go.
01:09:40Relax. I got this.
01:09:43West?
01:09:47Your coach's license got revoked.
01:09:49How are you even allowed in here?
01:09:51If it weren't for Ted, I wouldn't be in this mess in the first place.
01:09:54Luckily, I may pull some strings and pay the right people off.
01:09:57I'm the Giants' assistant coach now.
01:10:01You tried every trick in the book to beat Ted.
01:10:04And you still lost.
01:10:06Don't try to blame him for your failure.
01:10:09This time's different.
01:10:11The Giants are a real powerhouse.
01:10:14Worth over $2 billion.
01:10:15I think that's 20 times the amount of your pathetic team's budget.
01:10:20He'll never win.
01:10:27I've got a plan for the Giants.
01:10:30You.
01:10:34Please.
01:10:34If it were for you being my former assistant and knowing my plays, you weren't the one last time.
01:10:40So what's cheating?
01:10:42Silly plays, huh?
01:10:43In the end, you're still a loser!
01:10:50No.
01:10:51You lost to Ted.
01:10:53You have the right to try to question his skill.
01:10:55Win.
01:10:57I win the championship?
01:11:00Not nothing else to say.
01:11:02You'll never win.
01:11:04How about a bet?
01:11:06Loser.
01:11:07Is the winner.
01:11:08$10 million?
01:11:11Swears off football forever.
01:11:13I'm so sorry for your apology.
01:11:20I'm so sorry for your apology.
01:11:25Damn you, Ted!
01:11:26You're gonna make sure you're out of the NFL for good!
01:11:29You'll never get back off!
01:11:33The Giants, three-time defending champions, and the most dominant force in the league, face off the Knights today.
01:11:41They've been unstoppable under Coach Ted Vincent and had 13 straight wins.
01:11:47So, we will take home the trophy tonight.
01:11:51Here we go!
01:11:52The Knights push forward for their first offensive move, and it is not looking good.
01:11:56There is a serious gap in their strength.
01:11:59The Giants' defense holds firm.
01:12:01They truly are the best.
01:12:03This is not good.
01:12:04I knew their physical stats were higher, but I didn't expect the difference to be this big.
01:12:09What's wrong, Ted?
01:12:11You're getting just started.
01:12:12You can't choke yet.
01:12:13Three drives.
01:12:14Can't even get 20 yards.
01:12:15Fucking pathetic.
01:12:17Guess his luck ran out.
01:12:19Now that he's facing real talent, there's no way he's walking out of this one with a win.
01:12:25Coach, what do we do now?
01:12:27Trust me.
01:12:29I got this.
01:12:34Seriously, Ted, a field goal?
01:12:36Where's that fancy playbook?
01:12:39Come on, Big Shot.
01:12:40See a Hail Mary.
01:12:41Please.
01:12:42A guy with a busted leg trying to win a championship?
01:12:45What a joke.
01:12:47He couldn't move the ball once.
01:12:49There's no way he makes this kick.
01:12:51On this field, nothing speaks louder than points.
01:12:56The kick is up.
01:12:59And it's good.
01:13:01The Knights score from 50 yards back.
01:13:04Unbelievable.
01:13:04This is why we do what we do.
01:13:07No way.
01:13:08It's awesome.
01:13:09Woo!
01:13:10What's up?
01:13:11Hey!
01:13:12As long as I'm here, this team don't lose!
01:13:15Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
01:13:29yeah!
01:13:30Yeah!
01:13:31And that's totally winning!
01:13:33The spike, the massive gap in scrape.
01:13:35The score is now 17-7.
01:13:38What the hell are you doing?
01:13:40These game's almost over!
01:13:41You stop that son of a bitch, or you're fucking fired!
01:13:45You said you could beat this guy!
01:13:48If you lose this game, you'll be scrubbing fucking toilets!
01:13:52The other option?
01:13:55I can't win?
01:13:56Fucking useless!
01:13:57Every fucking one of you is useless!
01:14:05Good night, good night!
01:14:36Y'all are on play!
01:14:43Nobody thought it could happen, nobody wanted it to, besides me.
01:14:48But guess what, the Knights are the NFL championship.
01:14:52You can sleep well tonight, mom.
01:14:55Ted, I know you won't be sleeping, you'll be doing a lot of other things tonight.
01:14:59And enjoy my friend, you deserve it.
01:15:01The NFL champions, your Knights!
01:15:13Hey!
01:15:15How you going, Wes?
01:15:17Did you remember our bet?
01:15:22If I recall, it was, uh, loser of this game owes the other ten million dollars.
01:15:28And, has to leave the NFL permanently.
01:15:31Ten million dollars.
01:15:33I could work my whole life and not make the kind of money.
01:15:37Ted, have mercy.
01:15:39We used to be colleagues.
01:15:41Remember?
01:15:42We...
01:15:43I don't know, I don't know.
01:15:45Okay, and if I'm forced on the NFL, whatever.
01:15:48You can't let him off like that!
01:15:50If it weren't for him, we wouldn't have been sabotaged!
01:15:53He costs our guys everything, he has to pay!
01:15:55Yeah, guys like him are poison.
01:15:57Come on, coach, you can't let him get away with this.
01:16:01Nothing.
01:16:11Ted, I was wrong.
01:16:14I never should have done what I did.
01:16:17And if you forgive me, I will do anything you ask.
01:16:22As per our bet, you leave the NFL permanently.
01:16:30But, out of the kindness of my heart, I'll drop the ten million dollars.
01:16:36But, you need to apologize to every single one of my players.
01:16:45Yeah.
01:16:46Yeah, no, no problem.
01:16:48Yeah.
01:16:48Hey man, really sorry.
01:16:49Really sorry about it.
01:16:50Really, really sorry.
01:16:51Hope your legs are okay.
01:16:52Hey man.
01:16:53Really sorry about it.
01:16:54Really sorry about it.
01:16:55Really sorry about it.
01:16:55You got a great arm, by the way.
01:16:59I don't know.
01:16:59You!
01:17:00Son of a bitch.
01:17:02If it weren't for you, I would be forced out of the NFL.
01:17:05You told me to take out your players.
01:17:07You did.
01:17:08I'm gonna tell him, I'm gonna report him, please.
01:17:13Dammit!
01:17:14You fucking piece of trash.
01:17:16If it weren't for your big fat mouth, I'd already have that trophy.
01:17:22Ted, it was all West.
01:17:25Look, so what, we have a beef between us.
01:17:28Come join my team.
01:17:30Help me win the next championship.
01:17:32Whatever you want, you got it.
01:17:35Aren't you worried that intentionally injuring other players is gonna get you expelled by the league?
01:17:43NFL rules are for poor people.
01:17:45Unless the commissioner himself is involved in this, money can fix anything.
01:17:51Ted, you're wasting your time on this small team.
01:17:55Come join me.
01:17:56We'll build a super team.
01:17:57We'll win every Super Bowl.
01:18:03I'm gonna go ahead and politely decline your offer.
01:18:07But you know, I think you need to start figuring out how you're gonna explain all that to the commissioner.
01:18:14Davis, considering your egregious actions, all teams under your ownership are suspended immediately.
01:18:20You are banned from participating in the NFL in any capacity and fined $100 million.
01:18:26Come on, man, $100 million?
01:18:31Ted, work with me here.
01:18:32You can fix this.
01:18:33Tell him it was just a misunderstanding.
01:18:36It was just a joke.
01:18:39I don't know, maybe you need to figure out how you're gonna pay that $100 million, too.
01:18:43But you know, for a rich guy like you, that shouldn't be a problem.
01:18:47Right?
01:18:49All right, boys, get him out of here.
01:18:51Get him out of here.
01:18:52I'm tired of this.
01:18:52Hey, hey, guys, chill.
01:18:53Think about what you're doing!
01:18:55I can give you everything, but I'll give you everything!
01:18:57Well, Ted!
01:18:58I'm sorry, Ted!
01:18:59What are you doing?!
01:19:05Grace.
01:19:08I got the championship.
01:19:12I've got the girl.
01:19:14Now.
01:19:18I'm gonna sign for my Christmas gift.
01:19:20Mmm.
01:19:24Rolling on the field.
01:19:25Stay.
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