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My Dad Is Poseidon 💕 💕
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00:12Slow-ass sea slug! Your launch today, Beach!
00:33Slow-ass sea slug!
01:01Filthy scavengers!
01:02When Lord Poseidon ruled the Deep, you Skyrats swore never to breach the surface!
01:09Poseidon?
01:11Fish food ages ago.
01:38Sire! Zeus' people just breached your outer barrier!
01:41I'm retired. Don't bring that crap to my door.
01:48Sire!
02:04Who the hell broke my new console? I'm gonna go deal with that bastard!
02:09Sire! You're finally stepping in!
02:25Go fight somewhere else. Don't block me from clearing my game.
02:29My king! Even Poseidon himself would still be fit to shine my boots!
02:53What did you do? Turn me back right now!
02:58No!
03:02Sire! The entire Abyssal Realm awaits your command!
03:05Lead us against Olympus! We beg you!
03:08Zeus' brain's probably been eaten out by Chlamydia for years.
03:11I'm retired. I don't waste breath on crazy people.
03:21Screw power struggles. Rotting in bed playing games is the real way to live.
03:30Fight!
03:38Get your hands off me, creep!
03:40Sorry! I didn't mean to...
03:46Wait. Pointy ears. A dryage? What's a forest nintz doing here?
03:54He's just a regular human. A total nerd.
03:58Damn it. The Aphrodisians kicking in.
04:10You're burning up down here. Way harder than I pictured.
04:14I was drugged. This whole thing is Dylan's sick setup. If I don't mate someone before the timer runs out,
04:21I die. I really need this guy.
04:30Goddamn. You really know how to flip my switch.
04:39I need more. A lot more.
04:50Don't stop. Harder. Squeeze me tighter.
05:01What the hell did you do to me last night?
05:05Hey. I put in a lot of work. Don't tell me you forgot.
05:10Leora! I know you're in there! Nowhere left to run!
05:14Goddamn it. He tracked me.
05:29Leora. You're my fiancé. You belong with me. Come home.
05:34Get away! Dylan!
05:37As the leader of the Sacher, you actually drugged me.
05:44Why the fuck are you wearing some dude's shirt?
05:48You slept with someone?
05:50Who screwed up my plan?!
05:54Oh, so you're the genius who roofed her.
05:57News flash, tough guy. Real men don't need tricks.
06:00You talking to the boss like that, punk?
06:08So you're the loser who ruined everything?
06:11You actually fucked this beach bomb shut-in?!
06:20Touch him again and you'll regret it!
06:22Her body's tainted now, but her blood still has value.
06:25Can't push too hard yet.
06:29I won't kill him.
06:31But you're coming with me, Leora.
06:32Yeah.
06:35Babe, if you don't want to go, I can handle this clown.
06:43Forget today ever happened.
06:45Go back to your life.
06:59Seriously? Can't I just play my game for once?
07:12Those assholes are back already.
07:14What are you talking about?
07:21Hey, pencil neck! I'm Dylan's top enforcer.
07:24Either get the hell out of this water, or kneel and call me daddy.
07:28Dylan Hook, speak up man, my ears are shot.
07:31Keep acting tough!
07:32Jax can stomp boulders to dust!
07:35Even Nereus' sea boat give him a wide bird!
07:49You asked for this.
08:03You one-shotted pants-topping orcer?!
08:06Who the hell are you?!
08:07Who the hell are you?!
08:18Asshole. Using my divine power to barbecue. Hope you die alone and miserable.
08:24What are you whining about?
08:26Nothing.
08:27Heat's too low. Sprinkle this and baste it again.
08:35Molly? Gods make heroes with it, you seasoned food?
08:41Huh. Tide barrier just got tripped.
08:50Mommy, is daddy stationed way out in the deep sea? Is that why he never comes to see me?
08:55Yeah, baby. But he retired recently. We're gonna find him now.
09:09I'm badly wounded. I don't have much time. Find Lily's real father. Leave her with him. I just hope you
09:17two can live in peace.
09:21Far away from those bastards on Mount Olympus.
09:36There it is.
09:45Liara's wounded bad. Drag them both back to the Dillon. Lifetime of easy living.
09:54What the hell was that?
09:57Nothing. Just swapped a bug.
10:02That girl from five years ago. You came looking for me?
10:07She's your daughter. We need you now.
10:11So you're my dad? You're actually pretty handsome.
10:16This aura? She's got my blood.
10:24Who did this?
10:26Don't worry about it. Just keep Lily safe.
10:33Mommy. Mommy!
10:36Mommy! Mommy!
10:40Mommy! Mommy!
10:42Mommy! Mommy!
10:47Mommy! Mommy!
10:48Mommy! Mommy! Mommy!
10:52It's too late, boss. Her heartbeat's fading fast.
11:03Mommy!
11:04Mommy!
11:10Mommy!
11:11Somebody help me!
11:24give me a name leora who did this i'm going to tear them apart
11:30it was
11:53your father sold you to me a long time ago you're my fiance my property
11:57you filthy whore spread your legs for some straight dog
12:04but at least your bloodline is still worth something
12:12no let go
12:15with nymph blood in my veins even olympus will bow to me
12:27i got careless diving near a shipwreck my fault shipwreck those cuts are surgical leora
12:36someone did this to you you're just a regular guy stay out of it boss soup's ready
12:52if i don't make it promise me you'll take care of lily she's all we have left
12:59she's safe now drink soup isn't gonna fix this jack
13:11jack you
13:14ambrosia residue golden apple sap i studied this in grad's time greek meth said it could raise
13:21the dead for mortals where the hell did you get this more try it
13:37these ingredients where did you get them
13:45it's my first time meeting daddy i gotta find the prettiest shell for him
14:13what a lively little snack
14:16gulp you down and my power doubles
14:19i just fished this stuff out of the bay
14:28you want more i've got a ton of it laying around
14:32this guy's luck is insane
14:36a random mortal just happens to have relics of the old gods
14:41is this coast a secret olympian vault
14:43you're safe here liria
14:48we've got a kid together now
14:51i'm not letting anything touch
14:54you or lily
14:56jack i'm grateful but i
14:58daddy help
15:02something's trying to eat me
15:05lily's in trouble
15:12i i'm not tasty
15:14my mommy and daddy are super strong
15:17please don't eat me
15:22divine power runs through this girl
15:26devour you and i might even claim the sea king's throne
15:33haven't Belmont
15:33ha ha ha ha ha ha
15:35ha ha ha ha
15:39us
16:04you disgusting freak what do you think you're doing to my daughter
16:09mommy I've got you baby touch my kid again and I'll rip my head off your shoulders
16:18ha you ruined my meal wait the baby mama herself perfect
16:32two courses for the price of one
16:41you bitch
16:47Jack take Lily and run go
16:55run from the Lucian hydro you pathetic little insects
17:08posei that kid's his no wonder the power's so pure that's poseidon's bloodline if I stay I'm dead
17:24what the hell just happened it ran damn Leoya your powers are badass you straight up scared the
17:31monster off me no way even at full strength I couldn't take that thing I'm still recovering
17:39wait maybe it sensed the guardian of the sea vault whatever let's get home that thing might circle
17:47back about that monster
17:57failed at the perfect time figures he's just a regular guy after all
18:01I'm
18:03I'm
18:15I'm
18:16I'm
18:30I'm
18:31I'm
18:42my liege have mercy I didn't know she was your daughter I swear it I please spare my life
18:48no problem thank you my lord thank you for your mercy try to remember that in your next life
19:06enjoying the show
19:17my king we had nothing to do with the Hydra we swear
19:21listen to me if any of you take one step near my daughter again I will skin you alive
19:29now get the fuck out of my sight
19:31yes yes my leash
19:44my love since you refused to tell me who did this to you I'll just have to dig up the
19:49truth myself
19:58that wild god pans always pulling power grabs but Poseidon guys long gone probably fish food in some trench right
20:07sea god myth ancient history wanna bet there ain't no sea king anymore
20:23the world's the same as ever the dead are louder than the living who the hell are you you're in
20:30Hades territory asshole
20:32the allove
20:32the
20:32old nose
20:42Poseidon
20:44are you
20:54Is Hades still breathing?
20:55If he is, tell him to get his ass out here.
21:02Who the fuck is tearing up my domain?
21:10I don't have time for this.
21:12I'm not wasting it on you.
21:13I need a background check.
21:19You know who I am?
21:21Hades' ace.
21:22You crash my spot, you die here!
21:47Little fish.
21:56Hades' staff?
21:57One shot?
21:59The Sea King, he's real.
22:03Hades, you hiding?
22:05Come out, or this whole place turns into driftwood.
22:11One, two...
22:15Thank the fates!
22:17The boss is here!
22:23Boss, this bum...
22:26This bum!
22:30You idiot!
22:31Piss off the Lord of the Oceans and we all drown.
22:34You're done.
22:35Get out.
22:36In front of Poseidon.
22:37Your ants.
22:38I'm saving your worthless heights.
22:45My lord, is this handling satisfactory?
22:48Actually, I'm not here for fun.
22:50I'm not here for fun.
22:50Dig up everything on that Leora and her daughter.
22:57Understood.
22:58I'll mobilize every team right now.
23:00You have three days.
23:01I'll be back.
23:06Everyone, drop what you're doing.
23:08Full sweep on the Leora and child.
23:10Every resource, every contact.
23:12Now, tell them Poseidon's back.
23:15Yes, boss!
23:22Poseidon's back.
23:23Let's hope this time he doesn't flood the place just to make a point.
23:34Dylan wants the woman dead.
23:35Kid comes with us alive.
23:37She's still hurt.
23:38Easy pickets.
23:40Let's move.
23:52We'll make a nice stew.
23:54Surprise daddy for lunch?
23:56Ha ha ha ha ha!
24:00Ha ha ha ha!
24:02A forest nymph playing happy home mater?
24:06Pathetic.
24:08Who are you?
24:11Dylan's orders.
24:12Come quietly to the stronghold.
24:15Or I drag your corpse back.
24:18Mommy?
24:19Who's the ugly goat man?
24:21Hand over the kid!
24:30Stay away from my daughter!
24:32Don't you dare touch her!
24:43Don't you dare touch her!
24:49Mommy, you're bleeding!
24:52This forest is locked down.
24:54Surrender now.
24:56I'll go with you.
24:57On one condition.
24:59Let my daughter go!
25:01No, Mommy!
25:02I'm not leaving you!
25:04No!
25:06Hehehe.
25:14Kids mine.
25:16You die.
25:19You...
25:20Poisoned me?
25:23My poison fog
25:25The more you fight
25:27The faster it rots you from the inside
25:29Give up
25:31You've gone too far
25:32Even if I die today
25:34I'm not letting you win
25:38You're wounded
25:40Poisoned
25:42Done
25:44The kid's coming with me
25:47Don't touch her
25:48Come at me
25:50Feisty one
25:51Dylan wants you dead
25:53But first
25:55I'm gonna have some fun
26:03Such a pretty face
26:05All mine now
26:10Let my mommy go
26:11You bastard
26:19Lily
26:20Lily
26:20Run
26:21Get out of here
26:27Serve me well
26:28And I might let her run
26:30A little longer
26:37Lily
26:59You touch my woman
27:01You touch my woman
27:01You're a dead man
27:07Jack
27:08Jack
27:09What the hell just happened
27:14You okay babe?
27:15So you're the boyfriend
27:17Too bad
27:18I'll snap every bone in your body
27:20With one hand
27:32You're the one who's going to do with me
27:33Now
27:45If I pull this vine
27:46The whole cliff goes with us, demon
27:50Run all you want
27:51Run all you want
27:51My pack tears you both apart
27:54Run all you want
28:21You're the one who's going to do with you
28:31You're the one who's going to do with me
28:43I'm going to die
28:43Let's run
28:43I'll be
28:43You're the one who's going to die
28:53Daddy, don't leave Mommy. I don't want to lose her.
28:57Shh, Lily, don't cry. Daddy promises Mommy's going to be okay.
29:01We're going back for her right now.
29:09Hand over the kid! I'll make your death quick!
29:20Lily, turn around and cover your ears, okay?
29:25Daddy's going to do a little magic trick.
29:28Okay.
29:32You are the best.
29:42Some nobody dare stare me down? You're asking to die!
29:48You're not human! Who the hell are you?
29:51My daughter's here, so I'm keeping it clean. Disappear.
30:14Okay, Lily. You can turn around now.
30:20Daddy? What happened to the bad guy?
30:23He got so dazzled by how cute you are, he just passed out.
30:32Lily, stay right here inside this circle. Don't move.
30:36Daddy's going to help Mommy beat the bad guys. I'll be right back.
30:43Daddy, be careful.
30:46Don't worry, Lily. No one's ever beaten your dad.
30:54Ha ha ha ha! That poison's eating you alive, little nymph.
30:58How much longer you got? Let me have my fun first.
31:03So what? I'll drag you to hell with me before I die.
31:18Damn. You take a hit well. Let's enjoy this body.
31:23Then, I'll turn you into my eternal trophy.
31:27For Jack and Lily.
31:28Even if I die, I'm taking this beast down with me.
31:33No signal?
31:34You trying to hog the glory?
31:36More coming. Killing one won't save Jack and Lily.
31:39No choice.
31:40I'm taking them down with me.
31:42This the woman Dylan wants?
31:44Where the kid?
31:45Some guy took the brat.
31:48Useless.
31:49Grab her first.
31:50Then we hunt the child.
31:56Just let Jack and Lily be safe.
32:02You all want to come at once?
32:03Then die together.
32:05Pick your graves.
32:17Why did you come back?
32:19Where's Lily?
32:23Lily's safe.
32:25Don't push yourself.
32:28So this is the woman's secret lover.
32:31Her taste is trash.
32:33Beg now.
32:35And maybe I'll leave your corpses in one piece.
32:38Refuse, and you'll be screaming.
32:41End it fast.
32:44You, in our eyes, you're not even an enemy.
32:47Just weeds to be crushed under feet.
32:51Just hold on a little longer.
32:53Jack means more to me than anything.
32:55I won't let him get hurt.
33:06You want my husband?
33:09Step over my corpse first!
33:11In a hurry to die?
33:13Fine!
33:14I'll oblige!
33:15I'll oblige!
33:40I'll oblige!
33:43You're half dead already!
33:45How the hell did you knock me back?
33:47The sea is sinking.
33:49Those are Poseidon's warriors.
33:52This...
33:53can't be.
34:18Ancient Ekethra!
34:20The coastal legend monster?
34:22Why would she be here?
34:25Ha ha ha!
34:27Our boss has real backing!
34:28He summoned three of Poseidon's elite guards!
34:31No matter how strong you are, kneel and beg!
34:35They're coming for us.
34:37We're finished.
34:38Don't worry, darling.
34:39Things might turn around.
34:40Lyra Vale has been captured.
34:43Now we await the Sea King's warriors to execute this peasant.
34:48They're here for me!
34:49Jack, stay behind me!
34:52With me here, no one touches you.
34:54Stop saying that, Jack!
34:55Look around!
34:56We're surrounded!
34:57We could actually die here!
35:04My lords!
35:06Let me teach this adulterous couple a lesson!
35:11You worthless creature!
35:14You shouldn't even exist where I stand!
35:24Who dares show such insolence before the lord of the sea?
35:30Who dares show such insolence before the lord of the sea?
35:30I feel like you're living
35:31You guilt and you gratis!
35:31come wish for it! Oh!
35:31What do
35:31Oh!
35:33Oh!
35:34Oh!
35:35Oh!
35:35Oh!
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