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00:14Gracias por ver el video.
00:30Does anyone ever really know that nameless?
00:32I've been watching YouTube freaks from the window.
00:34And whatever the hell you're up to, I want to be in.
00:36What were you in that bar back arguing about?
00:38Because that guy hasn't stopped looking over here since you sat down.
00:40What happened to Hank?
00:41Hank was my brother.
00:42He's about as much in Hawaii as Elvis is running a gas station in Pittsburgh.
00:46I did not run away.
00:48I was kidnapped.
00:49If you got free, why are you here?
00:51I have to show you something.
00:52Wait, hold on.
00:53Gary is a good guy?
01:09Hey, hey, hey!
01:11You want a piece of this, huh?
01:12Tough guy?
01:13You don't want to do this.
01:15The asshole tried to grab my wallet.
01:17He's pissed drunk.
01:18He doesn't know what he's doing.
01:19Hey, Al.
01:20You're cut off.
01:21Yeah, you drunk piece of shit.
01:23Hey, hey.
01:27You get this idiot out of here.
01:29No, my boy.
01:30I'm taking a break.
01:31Okay, let's go.
01:33Okay.
01:36Here's the Hank.
01:38Yeah, hey, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen.
01:40I don't know how many times I got to tell you this.
01:42I don't care how much money you got.
01:44I'm not selling.
01:46Oh, yeah, big mistake, huh?
01:47Okay, sure, sure.
01:48Hey, go fuck yourself.
01:51Hey.
02:01Hey, go fuck yourself.
02:29Hey, go fuck yourself.
02:54Hey, go fuck yourself.
02:55Hey, go fuck yourself.
03:42Gracias por ver el video.
03:52Gracias por ver el video.
04:44Gracias por ver el video.
05:22Gracias.
06:53You say the family of the other people wouldn't give you any answers, but is there someone else who might
06:59have some answers? Where would you start?
07:03I guess in my own front yard.
07:19I'm scared.
07:32I'm scared.
07:40I'm scared.
07:43I'm scared.
07:49I'm scared.
07:50Unless you're one of his exes.
07:52Please.
07:55Just know I'm sending away my kinfolk and my free child care for you.
07:59Remember that.
08:01Thank you.
08:01I'm scared.
08:05I'm scared.
08:10I'm scared.
08:25I'm scared.
08:28Oh, they're just kicking back in his little bassinet.
08:32I came down to do a little cleanup.
08:33Ah, you dream.
08:35Él está viviendo la vida ideal de la vida aquí, chau.
08:38Este lugar es tan agradable, tan calmado, tan clean.
08:41Te tengo que el tránsito de la tienda haciendo la cosa en un sábado.
08:44¡En un sábado!
08:45¡Como!
08:46Estas obras públicas están financiadas y funcionando.
08:50No noticias.
08:51Sí, sí, es maravilloso.
08:53Me siento como en América.
08:55Los gente no se siente que quieren volver a la vida.
08:57No existen.
08:58Es exactamente lo que siento.
09:00Sí, por eso me siento muy triste.
09:01Te informe de que tienes que volver a la ciudad.
09:05No.
09:06Wait, you ain't pushing me out the door like this
09:08since you and the basketball captain used to pretend
09:10that he was coming over just to do homework.
09:12It's not that I don't want you to stay, you know,
09:14but I just know what's going to happen if you stick around.
09:16You're going to make me cocktails, regale me with your misadventures.
09:20Everything that you're missing.
09:22Exactly.
09:23It's really hard for me to hear that right now.
09:25I get it.
09:26You and your boring era, it's okay.
09:28I only came because I was worried about you,
09:30but I am glad that you found your people here, sis.
09:33And they're all so weird, and that's okay.
09:36It's weird that you dancing like you was just dancing?
09:38Girl, that wasn't weird, that was swag.
09:39Is that how you pull them?
09:41Is it?
09:41I'm not buying it.
09:42Let me say a little something more.
09:44Come on.
09:44That's how I got the last three.
09:46That's how I got the last three.
09:48That's how I got the last three.
09:50But you can't hit it with this.
09:52I can't, because I ain't got booty like you.
09:55Now get your butt out of here.
09:56I love you.
09:57Love you.
09:57And kiss my nephew.
10:11Thanks.
10:21Where is it?
10:22There.
10:27Dude, we are so good at this detective shit.
10:29I feel like Sherlock Holmes.
10:30I think, if anything, I'd be Sherlock Holmes.
10:32Don't accent privilege, sis.
10:34All right, we've got to find a way to break into his phone.
10:36You know, get some clues.
10:37Good idea.
10:37We need to be strategic about this.
10:39We're only going to get three attempts before we're...
10:40We're locked out.
10:41What?
10:41Yeah, it's not all ones, all nines, or my birthday.
10:44Why would it be your birthday?
10:45I panicked.
10:46Wait.
10:47Gary's phone's here, and he's not.
10:50That's, that's no one off our gear bear.
10:52Right, we just need to do some retracing.
10:54I saw him last in...
10:55Drink, please.
10:56All right, you said he was talking to that bar back?
10:58Elementary.
10:59That's enough.
11:00There's no shame in being Watson.
11:01There's a lot of shame in being Watson.
11:03To drink, please.
11:05And put your foot down, Watson.
11:06I'm not Watson.
11:07You are so Watson.
11:08Who wants to be Watson?
11:18Okay, we go in, we find the bar back that was talking to Gary, and then we interrogate him.
11:22What?
11:22Hey, hey, hey.
11:24We're not doing any interrogating.
11:25What?
11:25Yeah, we corner him, we wear him down, and we F him.
11:28Okay, we're not doing any F-ing.
11:30We just need to calm down, all right?
11:31When Gary went in, their guns metaphorically blazing.
11:33They always threw him out of the place.
11:34Okay, so what do we do?
11:35We wait until Drinkley's closes, catch him on the way out.
11:38Oh, can we at least wait inside?
11:40You know, grab a spritz, maybe pop a couple of chicky tendies?
11:43You're a grown man.
11:44Please finish your words.
11:46And obviously, we can't go inside, because if we go inside, then we're going to tip him off.
11:49Dude, I'm starving.
11:50Fine, go take your heroes, grab yourself a snack.
11:52I'll stay here and start the steak out.
11:54We're like buddy cops.
11:56Will Smith, Martin Lawrence, Jackie Chan, Chris Tucker.
11:59I get it.
11:59I'm Sandra Bullock.
12:01You're Melissa McCarthy.
12:02What movie is that?
12:03The Heat, dude.
12:04Female representation in the buddy cop space.
12:06I'm also getting us smoothies.
12:08Okay.
12:13Ah, Bill, you are an angel.
12:16I really appreciate it.
12:17Not at all.
12:17I know how finicky these old thermostats can be.
12:24Are you sure it's broken?
12:33Oh, would you look at that?
12:35You will have a miracle touch.
12:37Just needed a good twist, I guess.
12:39This is so embarrassing.
12:41Rob usually sets it, but he's been out all day with Naveen, and I get worried that Miles
12:45will get a chill.
12:46And I don't really know the doctors out here all that well yet, so that gets my anxiety
12:49spiking.
12:49And before I know it, I'm rambling.
12:52Well, I wish I could say the worry goes away with time, but parent to parent, it's my duty
12:58to tell you, it doesn't.
13:00Ah.
13:02Wait.
13:03Lynn brought an apple pie over yesterday.
13:05Could offer you a slice.
13:06It's the least that could do, you know, dragging you across the block.
13:09I've never been one to turn down a slice of that pie.
13:18Would you like some tea with that?
13:20I'd love some tea.
13:21That would be lovely.
13:22Okay.
13:31Hi!
13:32Hello.
13:33Well, what are you two doing here?
13:37Hi, we're just stopping by to see our favorite neighbor.
13:40How you doing?
13:41You look cute.
13:41We've brought you a comically large assortment of loose-leaf teas of different brands and
13:48varieties.
13:49Is this an intervention?
13:51I know my limits.
13:52We've been getting that a lot, but no.
13:54It's just getting chilly to have wine out on the porch, and, you know, that cold really
13:59aggravates my knee, so.
14:00We thought, why not try something different?
14:02And you know, all the times you've had us over for wine night, you've never once asked
14:09me inside your house.
14:10There isn't a reason for that, is there, Lynn?
14:24It's good tea.
14:26Yeah.
14:27Very floral.
14:28Uh-huh.
14:29Yeah.
14:32You know what I love about our friendship, this trio?
14:35It's our respect for each other.
14:37It's like we're close, but we really respect each other's boundaries.
14:41It's nice.
14:42But also, we can talk about anything in the nicest, most even-handed, non-judgmental way,
14:50and we fully know that we'll always give each other the benefit of the doubt, which is so
14:55good.
14:56Yeah.
14:57Why are you keeping your husband's corpse in your refrigerator?
15:01Jesus, Todd.
15:02That is not how we planned this.
15:03It's just dragging.
15:04Why even have a plan?
15:06But yes, why is he in saran wrap?
15:08For extra freshness, Lynn?
15:10Oh, God, are you eating him?
15:13Lynn, are you eating him?
15:15No.
15:16I'm not eating him.
15:18Oh, God, thank God.
15:19So you admit it.
15:20Admit what?
15:21That he's in there.
15:22We saw you through the window, dragging him around like a sack of taters.
15:27I'm not admitting anything.
15:30I'm just...
15:31I...
15:33I don't...
15:39Sonny, we are your friends, okay?
15:42And we're gonna help you through this.
15:45Whatever it is.
15:47But you have to tell us the truth from the beginning, okay?
15:51I'll make more tea.
15:56Good pie?
15:58Look forward to it every year.
16:00I love the little traditions you guys have here.
16:02You're a Hinkle Hill's lifer, right?
16:04Yep.
16:04Been here since 82.
16:07Whoa, those are some roots, Bill.
16:09And you were a cop the entire time?
16:1141 years.
16:13Wow.
16:14Safest town in America.
16:15Must have been boring, huh?
16:17That's the way we like it.
16:19Yeah.
16:19I guess you had a little excitement every now and then.
16:22Like the girl across the street that went missing.
16:24What was her name again?
16:27Allison Grant.
16:28That's the one.
16:29And ever since Rob told me that story, I can't get it out of my head.
16:32But you guys stopped looking for her after a while, right?
16:34Whatever happened with that?
16:37She was a runaway.
16:39You know that for sure.
16:40Her parents received a letter.
16:43Family dispute outside our jurisdiction.
16:46That's a little convenient, isn't it?
16:48I mean, you guys didn't authenticate the letter?
16:50Analyze the handwriting of the language she used?
16:53I'm not a crime lab guy.
16:55Right.
16:56Any persons of interest?
16:59You know who you should ask about this.
17:04Your husband.
17:15What's up?
17:17Nothing.
17:17I just texted Samira and said, is everything okay?
17:21She said Bill's here.
17:22We'll explain later.
17:23Why would Bill be there?
17:25I don't know, dude.
17:26I guess she'll explain later.
17:27Thank God you're here.
17:31Can you believe she came back?
17:34Allison is here.
17:35Alive.
17:37Breathing.
17:38Blinking.
17:39Blood pumping through her veins.
17:40I mean, there's got to be a way to say that without sounding like a hungry vampire.
17:44I just think that, like, we need to take a second to process this.
17:47Try talking about our feelings.
17:49Come on, go for it.
17:52Okay, well.
17:55I guess I feel...
18:00I feel...
18:03I feel like I'm watching the King's speech.
18:05It's all just hard to believe.
18:08It's unbelievable.
18:09And so, like, I feel...
18:11Relieved.
18:11Yes, that's the word.
18:13It's just so weird that we spent all this time, like, worrying about her and what happened to her,
18:17and then suddenly she's here, and she kind of seems okay.
18:21Allison always had this vibe, right?
18:23She was always cooler than us, always had this look, and she still has a look,
18:27even though she looks so much different now.
18:29So different.
18:30So different.
18:31But now she's got this, like, toughness to her.
18:34Like, she's seen some shit,
18:35and I think she's way vibe-ier.
18:40And I swear, I'm not even kidding.
18:42I think there's a vibe between us.
18:45Naveen, what?
18:46She's married.
18:47I know.
18:47To Gary.
18:48Do we know if that's real, though?
18:49It could be a cover.
18:50Like, a marriage of convenience, like spies, or assassins.
18:56I mean, you could always just ask her.
18:58Oh, no, that'll totally kill the vibe.
19:03Dude, it's in her shit.
19:04Come on, let's go.
19:16It looks pretty good, all things considered.
19:20I didn't know you could keep a body for this long in a fridge.
19:23Oh, yeah.
19:24Up to eight months, if properly sealed.
19:27Well, you know, I, uh, found him when I was coming home from the grocery store.
19:36I was putting the food away, and he was in here, already cold.
19:40Heart attack?
19:41I assume.
19:43His hand was on his chest?
19:46No.
19:46No autopsy, of course, so it's hard to...
19:52Let's close this back up and...
19:54It's a temperature consistent.
19:58I didn't know what to do.
20:01I couldn't move.
20:03I was frozen.
20:05Good pun.
20:06Well, you were in shock.
20:08So don't blame yourself.
20:10But I knew that I had to do something, but he was already gone, and I couldn't make a reel.
20:18And then an hour passed, and then another hour, and then, and then I thought, well, it couldn't hurt to,
20:26you know, keep him...
20:29On ice?
20:30Yes, until I was ready to say goodbye, and then a week passed, and then a month, and...
20:39What did you tell your kittens?
20:41At their dead dads in the icebox?
20:44Todd, well, you know, we're not exactly close.
20:47Erica is still on that sheep ranch in New Zealand, and it's such a long way to travel.
20:52And Maddie can't accept phone calls at the ashram, so I told him that we would have a memorial service
21:00sometime in the future.
21:03I think the future is now.
21:05I get it.
21:06You left it too long.
21:08I'm so ashamed.
21:10He wasn't perfect.
21:12But Marty was my whole life.
21:14My person.
21:16I couldn't let him go.
21:18Well, then, honey, grief is a beast, okay?
21:24It's okay.
21:26You know, you should be able to keep human remains on your property, providing the proper reporting procedures have been
21:33followed, so...
21:34Oh, yeah, and you filed the death certificate, right?
21:40Hmm.
21:42We got this for the boys.
21:44For the boys.
21:44You know, I found out this from a Bette Midler movie.
21:47No way.
21:47What a legend.
21:48Okay, let me do the talking.
21:50Hey, excuse me, mate.
21:51Do you mind if we have a quick word?
21:53What's he doing?
21:54Oh, shit, he's running.
21:55Oh, shit!
21:59Quick, get in the car.
22:03Go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
22:06Oh, man.
22:08Shit, shit.
22:17Eh, no.
22:19I don't have your trivia prize, man.
22:21It goes to the highest scorer that is still present.
22:24We won.
22:25Rob, focus.
22:27Look, we don't want to hurt you.
22:29We just want to have a talk.
22:30But say the wrong thing, and we'll end you.
22:33He's joking.
22:33I'm not.
22:34Okay, dude, I've got this.
22:36Have you seen our friend Gary?
22:37Not since you have.
22:38Well, what were you talking about earlier?
22:40That little kerfuffle in the bar?
22:41None of your business.
22:42Maybe it is my business, because I'm a nosy neighbor.
22:44Remember?
22:45No.
22:46What?
22:46Okay, whatever.
22:47Look, why are you talking about his brother Hank?
22:50Okay, listen up.
22:52If I were you, I'd drop all of this, okay?
22:54Just go back to your pretty little girlfriend before somebody gets hurt.
22:57Is that a threat, dude?
22:58My wife.
22:59Are you threatening us right now?
23:01I might warn you, he is currently experiencing some sort of smoothie-based sugar high,
23:04so I would stop playing bull, buddy.
23:05I am fucking amped.
23:08Okay, I'll tell you the same thing I told Hank when you didn't want to sell this place.
23:12There are just some people that you don't say no to in this town.
23:15And a good rule of thumb, don't fuck with an ex-cop.
23:19Hey, what the hell are you doing?
23:27What a prick.
23:29Ex-cop.
23:30Who the fuck is an ex-cop besides Bill?
23:34Oh, my God.
23:36Samira.
23:39I guess as a mother, I just don't understand why they forgot about her.
23:42How this girl disappears, and it seemed like nobody cared.
23:46You know what I mean?
23:47I suppose I do.
23:51So she's just the one that got away, huh?
24:03Hey!
24:04Get the head away from my wife!
24:05What the...
24:06What's up?
24:07What is up?
24:08I was just about to cut another piece of pie.
24:14You have to stand up for that.
24:15What the hell is going on here?
24:19Did you find him?
24:20No.
24:21Well, we spoke to the bar back at Drinkley's, asking what he knew about Hank.
24:24Hank?
24:25What about Hank?
24:26Oh, we know about Hank.
24:27Oh, we know.
24:28Yeah.
24:29What do we know?
24:30He said an ex-cop had something to do with his disappearance.
24:33He said, don't fuck with an ex-cop.
24:36Oh, Jesus Christ, Dan.
24:38What did you do?
24:40This man is senile.
24:42Bill, my name is Rob.
24:45No.
24:46I mean Dan Daniels, and you're my former partner.
24:48Officer Danny Daniels' dad?
24:50After he retired, he got into investing.
24:53Ended up joining a group that was trying to buy Hank out.
24:57Some sort of a fixer for them, I guess.
25:00Except Hank didn't get bought out.
25:02He just disappeared.
25:05Okay, Dan Senior, a rogue cop consumed with greed,
25:08uses his position of power to cut down a small business owner who refused to sell.
25:13Well, what are we waiting for?
25:14We need to find Dan Senior before he disappears Gary.
25:17Well, you'll have a hell of a time doing that, son.
25:19Oh, yeah?
25:19Where's that?
25:20Dan Senior died six months ago.
25:23Okay.
25:23Stomach cancer.
25:24If Dan Senior's dead, then what the hell is going on with Gary?
25:27Why don't you ask him?
25:29Isn't that his car?
25:34When did I care that?
25:40Oh, thank God.
25:50Oh, God.
25:52Oh, God.
25:53Am I going to prison?
25:54Oh, I doubt that.
25:56An involuntary psychiatric hold scene is much more likely.
26:00Oh, God.
26:01I can't believe I'm going to jail over a cheater.
26:07Wait, wait, what?
26:08Marty betrayed our vows with Agnes Masterson.
26:16I want him out of here.
26:18I want him out of my house.
26:20Now.
26:20Yeah, chuck that fuck.
26:23Oh, God.
26:24Oh, God.
26:26You guys must think I'm a lunatic.
26:31Will you stop it?
26:33If you are a lunatic, then guess what?
26:35You're in good company.
26:39You're counting your steps?
26:40No, Lynn.
26:41This is an ankle monitor.
26:44Like the kind they put on you when you're under house arrest.
26:48I'm sorry I lied to you.
26:49Oh, it's okay.
26:50I already knew.
26:52I'd pulled your police report.
26:54Of course you did.
26:55I'm sorry.
26:55I'm very confused.
26:57What is going on?
26:58Well, maybe you've noticed that I haven't left the cul-de-sac in a long time.
27:01You have seemed a little underfoot.
27:04What did you do?
27:06I wasn't going to say anything.
27:09But since you showed us yours, I'll show you mine.
27:14Okay.
27:16I was working high up for an animal rights organization that liberated beagles from testing labs across the country.
27:22And our guerrilla tactics were very unorthodox.
27:26But guess what?
27:27They worked.
27:27One night, we were doing one of our midnight raids in this big pharma lab.
27:33And we got to that very last cage and we freed that last dog.
27:37And security came running.
27:39Well, I got tased in the ass going over a fence.
27:43That wasn't in the police report.
27:45These corporate lawyers tried to make an example of me.
27:48So my wife had her commanding officer pull a few strings.
27:52And I got nine months.
27:54And Julia was so upset about it.
27:57So she just went away.
28:00And then I was here.
28:02And only here.
28:05But I'm going to be done soon.
28:07This thing's coming off.
28:08And I really hope that she changes her mind and she comes back to me.
28:17She's going to do that.
28:20So you see?
28:22I'm just as much of a whack job as you, you loon.
28:30Rubber room for two.
28:32I love you.
28:34I love you.
28:35Todd, you want in on the city?
28:38No, no, I can watch from here.
28:42I'm just glad he's okay.
28:48You okay?
28:50Yeah.
28:51Yeah, thanks.
28:52Thanks again.
28:53I'm sure this all seems a little crazy.
28:56Just the right amount of crazy.
28:58I mean, it's like seasoning.
28:59A little bit of Laurie's is great, but too much will kill you.
29:04Yeah.
29:05Well.
29:07Back to the old murder board.
29:11You want me to walk you home?
29:20Where have you been?
29:23Just helping out a neighbor.
29:44Allyson.
29:47I thought that was you.
29:54Gary?
29:56Maybe he's upstairs?
30:01Wait here.
30:04Gary?
30:07Gary?
30:09Gary?
30:11Gary?
30:18Gary?
30:37¡Alison!
30:39¡Alison!
30:49¡No, no, no, no, no, no!
30:51¡Alison!
30:51¡Oh, Dios mío!
30:53¡No!
30:54¡My letters, the evidence!
30:56¡They destroyed it!
30:58¡Who?
31:00¡Whoever was here!
31:02¡Whoever took Gary!
31:07¿Do you think they're still in the house?
31:12¡I know how this movie ends!
31:13¡And we need to leave now!
31:14¡Astras!
31:26¡Astras!
31:34¡Astras!
31:36¡Astras!
31:43¡Astras!
31:45¿Sabes? En mi línea de trabajo, si te dejarás una tarea sin terminada, se convierte en un maldito notificable, un
31:56maldito para ser jurado.
31:58No me gusta dejar un trabajo terminado. Y tú, Alison Grant, siempre ha sido la persona que salió. No hay
32:12preocupación, eso termina mañana.
32:15No, no, no, no, no.
32:45No, no, no, no.
32:46Let's go.
32:57Stop, stop, I am not going to tell you again.
33:02Fuck you, Guardian Man.
33:13¡Vamos, Alison!
33:15¡No te escuchas!
33:17¡Vamos antes de que te rompé un pequeño amigo!
33:30¡Vamos en el cajón!
33:48¡No te escuchas!
34:10¡Vamos!
34:11¡Vamos!
34:12¡Vamos!
34:13¡Vamos!
34:14¡No!
34:15¡No!
34:17¡Oh, Dios!
34:20¡We're trapped!
34:21¡Do you have a signal?
34:22¡No signal!
34:24¡Keep trying!
34:24¡Somebody help!
34:26¡Help!
34:26¡Help!
34:28¡Alison!
34:29¡No!
34:32¡No!
34:33¡No!
34:47¡No!
34:48¡No!
34:53¡No!
35:10¡No!
35:14¡No!
35:27¡No!
35:29¡No!
35:32¡No!
35:32¡No!
35:34¡No!
35:36¡No!
35:37¡No!
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