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My Dad Is Poseidon 💕 💕
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00:12Slow-ass sea slug! Your launch today, Beach!
00:33Slow-ass sea slug!
01:01Filthy scavengers!
01:02When Lord Poseidon ruled the Deep, you Skyrats swore never to breach the surface!
01:09Poseidon?
01:11Fish food ages ago.
01:38Sire! Zeus' people just breached your outer barrier!
01:41I'm retired. Don't bring that crap to my door.
01:48Sire!
02:04Who the hell broke my new console? I'm gonna go deal with that bastard!
02:09Sire! You're finally stepping in!
02:25Go fight somewhere else. Don't block me from clearing my game.
02:29My king! Even Poseidon himself would still be fit to shine my boots!
02:53What did you do? Turn me back right now!
02:58No!
03:02Sire! The entire Abyssal Realm awaits your command!
03:05Lead us against Olympus! We beg you!
03:08Zeus' brain's probably been eaten out by Chlamydia for years.
03:11I'm retired. I don't waste breath on crazy people.
03:21Screw power struggles. Rotting in bed playing games is the real way to live.
03:30Fight!
03:38Get your hands off me, creep!
03:40Sorry! I didn't mean to...
03:46Wait. Pointy ears. A dryage? What's a forest nintz doing here?
03:54He's just a regular human. A total nerd.
03:58Damn it. The Aphrodisians kicking in.
04:10You're burning up down here. Way harder than I pictured.
04:14I was drugged. This whole thing is Dylan's sick setup. If I don't mate someone before the timer runs out,
04:21I die. I really need this guy.
04:30Goddamn. You really know how to flip my switch.
04:39I need more. A lot more.
04:50Don't stop. Harder. Squeeze me tighter.
05:01What the hell did you do to me last night?
05:05Hey. I put in a lot of work. Don't tell me you forgot.
05:10Leora! I know you're in there! Nowhere left to run!
05:14Goddamn it. He tracked me.
05:29Leora. You're my fiancé. You belong with me. Come home.
05:34Get away! Dylan!
05:37As the leader of the Sacher, you actually drugged me.
05:44Why the fuck are you wearing some dude's shirt?
05:48You slept with someone?
05:50Who screwed up my plan?!
05:54Oh, so you're the genius who roofed her.
05:57News flash, tough guy. Real men don't need tricks.
06:00You talking to the boss like that, punk?
06:08So you're the loser who ruined everything?
06:11You actually fucked this beach bomb shut-in?!
06:20Touch him again and you'll regret it!
06:22Her body's tainted now, but her blood still has value.
06:25Can't push too hard yet.
06:29I won't kill him.
06:31But you're coming with me, Leora.
06:32Yeah.
06:35Babe, if you don't want to go, I can handle this clown.
06:43Forget today ever happened.
06:45Go back to your life.
06:59Seriously? Can't I just play my game for once?
07:12Those assholes are back already.
07:14What are you talking about?
07:21Hey, pencil neck! I'm Dylan's top enforcer.
07:24Either get the hell out of this water, or kneel and call me daddy.
07:28Dylan Hook, speak up man, my ears are shot.
07:31Keep acting tough!
07:32Jax can stomp boulders to dust!
07:35Even Nereus' sea boat give him a wide bird!
07:49You asked for this.
08:03You one-shotted pants-topping orcer?!
08:06Who the hell are you?!
08:07Who the hell are you?!
08:18Asshole. Using my divine power to barbecue. Hope you die alone and miserable.
08:24What are you whining about?
08:26Nothing.
08:27Heat's too low. Sprinkle this and baste it again.
08:35Molly? Gods make heroes with it, you seasoned food?
08:41Huh. Tide barrier just got tripped.
08:50Mommy, is daddy stationed way out in the deep sea? Is that why he never comes to see me?
08:55Yeah, baby. But he retired recently. We're gonna find him now.
09:09I'm badly wounded. I don't have much time. Find Lily's real father. Leave her with him. I just hope you
09:17two can live in peace.
09:21Far away from those bastards on Mount Olympus.
09:36There it is.
09:45Liara's wounded bad. Drag them both back to the Dillon. Lifetime of easy living.
09:54What the hell was that?
09:57Nothing. Just swapped a bug.
10:02That girl from five years ago. You came looking for me?
10:07She's your daughter. We need you now.
10:11So you're my dad? You're actually pretty handsome.
10:16This aura? She's got my blood.
10:24Who did this?
10:26Don't worry about it. Just keep Lily safe.
10:33Mommy? Mommy? Mommy?
10:36Mommy? Mommy?
10:46Mommy? Mommy?
10:48Mommy? Mommy?
10:52Mommy? Mommy?
10:53It's too late, boss. Her heartbeats fading fast.
10:55You know what I mean.
11:07You know what I mean.
11:10Somebody help me.
11:24give me a name leora who did this i'm going to tear them apart
11:30it was
11:53your father sold you to me a long time ago you're my fiance my property
11:57you filthy whore spread your legs for some straight dog
12:04but at least your bloodline is still worth something
12:12no let go
12:15with nymph blood in my veins even olympus will bow to me
12:27i got careless diving near a shipwreck my fault shipwreck those cuts are surgical leora
12:36someone did this to you you're just a regular guy stay out of it boss soup's ready
12:52if i don't make it promise me you'll take care of lily she's all we have left
12:59she's safe now drink soup isn't gonna fix this jack
13:11jack you
13:14ambrosia residue golden apple sap i studied this in grad's time greek meth said it could raise
13:21the dead for mortals where the hell did you get this more try it
13:37these ingredients where did you get them
13:45it's my first time meeting daddy i gotta find the prettiest shell for him
14:13what a lively little snack
14:16gulp you down and my power doubles
14:19i just fished this stuff out of the bay
14:28you want more i've got a ton of it laying around
14:32this guy's luck is insane
14:36a random mortal just happens to have relics of the old gods
14:41is this coast a secret olympian vault
14:43you're safe here liria
14:48we've got a kid together now
14:51i'm not letting anything touch
14:54you or lily
14:56jack i'm grateful but i
14:58daddy help
15:02something's trying to eat me
15:05lily's in trouble
15:12i i'm not tasty
15:14my mommy and daddy are super strong
15:17please don't eat me
15:22divine power runs through this girl
15:26devour you and i might even claim the sea king's throne
15:32ha ha ha ha ha ha
15:41oh
16:04you disgusting freak what do you think you're doing to my daughter mommy
16:11i've got you baby touch my kid again and i'll rip my head off your shoulders
16:18ha you ruined my meal
16:24wait the baby mama herself perfect
16:33two courses for the price of one
16:41you
16:46jack take lily and run go
16:55run from the lucian hydro you pathetic little insects
17:09that kid's his no wonder the power's so pure that's poseidon's bloodline if i stay i'm dead
17:24what the hell just happened it ran damn lioya your powers are badass you straight up scared the
17:31monster off me no way even at full strength i couldn't take that thing i'm still recovering
17:39wait maybe it sensed the guardian of the sea vault
17:45whatever let's get home that thing might circle back
17:51about that monster
17:57failed at the perfect time figures he's just a regular guy after all
18:07so
18:13Oh, my God.
18:42my liege have mercy i didn't know she was your daughter i swear it i please spare my life
18:48no problem thank you my lord thank you for your mercy try to remember that in your next life
19:06enjoying the show
19:17my king we had nothing to do with the hydra we swear
19:21listen to me if any of you take one step near my daughter again i will skin you alive
19:28now get the fuck out of my sight yes yes my leash
19:44my love since you refuse to tell me who did this to you i'll just have to dig up the
19:49truth myself
19:58that wild god pan's always pulling power grabs but poseidon guy's long gone probably fish food
20:06in some trench right sea god myth ancient history wanna bet there ain't no sea king anymore
20:23the world's the same as ever the dead are louder than the living
20:28who the hell are you you're in hades territory asshole
20:43poseidon
20:54is hades still breathing if he is tell him to get his ass out here
21:02who the fuck is tearing up my domain
21:10i don't have time for this i'm not wasting it on you i need a background check
21:19you know who i am hades is ace you crash my spot you die here
21:46little fish
21:55hated staff one shot the sea king he's real
22:03hates you hiding come out or this whole place turns into driftwood
22:08one two
22:15thank the fates the boss is here
22:23boss this bum
22:30you idiot piss off the lord of the oceans and we all drown
22:34you're done get out
22:35in front of poseidon
22:37you're ants i'm saving your worthless heights
22:45my lord
22:46is this handling satisfactory
22:48i'm not here for fun
22:50dig up everything on that leora and her daughter
22:57understood
22:57i'll mobilize every team right now
22:59you have three days
23:01i'll be back
23:06everyone drop what you're doing full sweep on the leora and child
23:10every resource every contact
23:12now tell them poseidon's back
23:15yes boss
23:22poseidon's back
23:23let's hope this time he doesn't flood the place just to make a point
23:34dylan wants the woman dead
23:35kid comes with us alive
23:37she's still hurt
23:38easy pickets
23:39let's move
23:52we'll make a nice stew
23:53surprise daddy for lunch
24:01a forest nymph playing happy home mater
24:05pathetic
24:08who are you
24:11dylan's orders
24:12come quietly to the stronghold
24:15or i drag your corpse back
24:17mommy
24:18who's the ugly goat man
24:21hand over the kid
24:30stay away from my daughter
24:32don't you dare touch her
24:49mommy you're bleeding
24:51this forest is locked down
24:54surrender now
24:55i'll go with you
24:57on one condition
24:59let my daughter go
25:00no mommy i'm not leaving you
25:13kid's mine
25:15you die
25:17you poisoned me
25:23my poison fog
25:25the more you fight
25:27the faster it rots you from the inside
25:29give up
25:31you've gone too far
25:32even if i die today
25:34i'm not letting you win
25:38you're wounded
25:39you're wounded
25:41poisoned
25:42done
25:43the kid's coming with me
25:47don't touch her
25:48come at me
25:50feisty one
25:51dylan wants you dead
25:53but first
25:55i'm gonna have some fun
26:03such a pretty face
26:05all mine now
26:09let my mommy go
26:11you bastard
26:18lily
26:20lily
26:21run
26:22get out of here
26:27serve me well
26:28and i might let her run
26:30a little longer
26:37lily
26:44daddy
26:45daddy
26:50your hands off her
26:59you touch my woman
27:00you're a dead man
27:07jack
27:09what the hell just happened
27:14you okay babe
27:15so you're the boyfriend
27:17too bad i'll snap every bone in your body with one hand
27:33ow
27:45if i pull this vine the whole cliff goes with us demon
27:50run all you want
27:51my pack tears you both apart
27:55love
28:20not
28:20no
28:21no
28:21no
28:21no
28:22no
28:22no
28:22no
28:22no
28:22no
28:31You
28:53Daddy don't leave mommy. I don't want to lose her. Shh Lily. Don't cry. Daddy promises mommy's gonna be okay
29:01We're going back for her right now
29:09Hand over the kid. I'll make your death quick
29:19Lily
29:21Turn around and cover your ears. Okay
29:25Daddy's gonna do a little magic trick
29:28Okay
29:32You are the best
29:42Some nobody dare stare me down. You're asking to die
29:48You're not human
29:50Who the hell are you?
29:52My daughter's here
29:53So I'm keeping it clean
29:54Disappear
30:14Okay Lily
30:15You can turn around now
30:19Daddy
30:21What happened to the bad guy?
30:23He got so dazzled by how cute you are. He just passed out
30:32Lily stay right here inside this circle. Don't move. Daddy's gonna help mommy beat the bad guys. I'll be right
30:38back
30:43Daddy be careful
30:46Don't worry Lily
30:47No one's ever beaten your dad
30:56That poison's eating you alive little nymph
30:58How much longer you got?
31:00Let me have my fun first
31:04So what? I'll drag you to hell with me before I die
31:18Damn you take a hit well
31:21Let's enjoy this body
31:23Then I'll turn you into my eternal trophy
31:26For Jack and Lily
31:28Even if I die
31:29I'm taking this beast down with me
31:33No signal?
31:35You trying to hog the glory?
31:37More coming
31:37Killing one won't save Jack and Lily
31:39No choice
31:40I'm taking them down with me
31:42This the woman Dylan wants?
31:44Where the kid?
31:45Some guy took the brat
31:48Useless
31:49Grab her first
31:50Then we hunt the child
31:55Just
31:56Let Jack and Lily be safe
32:01You all want to come at once?
32:03Then die together
32:04Pick your graves
32:17Why did you come back?
32:19Where's Lily?
32:23Lily's safe
32:24Don't push yourself
32:28So this is the woman's secret lover
32:31Her taste is trash
32:33Beg now
32:34And maybe I'll leave your corpses in one piece
32:38Refuse
32:38And you'll be screaming
32:40End it fast
32:44You in our eyes
32:46You're not even an enemy
32:47Just weeds to be crushed under feet
32:51Just hold on a little longer
32:53Jack means more to me than anything
32:55I won't let him get hurt
33:06You want my husband?
33:08Step over my corpse first
33:11In a hurry to die?
33:13Fine
33:13I'll oblige
33:43You're half dead already
33:45How the hell
33:46How the hell did you knock me back?
33:47The sea is sinking
33:48Those are Poseidon's warriors
33:51This
33:53Can't be
34:17Ancient Ekethra
34:19The coastal legend monster?
34:22Why would she be here?
34:25Ha ha ha!
34:27Our boss has real backing!
34:28He summoned three of Poseidon's elite guards!
34:31No matter how strong you are
34:33Kneel and beg!
34:35They're coming for us
34:36We're finished
34:38Don't worry darling
34:39Things might turn around
34:40Lyra Vale has been captured
34:43Now we await the Sea King's warriors
34:45To execute this peasant
34:48They're here for me
34:49Jack
34:50Stay behind me
34:51With me here
34:53No one touches you
34:54Stop saying that Jack
34:55Look around
34:56We're surrounded
34:57We could actually die here
35:04My lords
35:05Let me teach this adulterous couple a lesson
35:11You worthless creature
35:14You shouldn't even exist
35:16Where I stand
35:24Who dares show such insolence
35:28Before the Lord of the Sea?
35:30You shouldn't even exist
35:36You shouldn't even exist
35:36You shouldn't even exist
35:36You shouldn't even exist
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