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00:00:08buy lingerie check bikini wax check get boyfriend check just one thing left to do before i lose my
00:00:16virginity at the glorious age of 21 stop thinking about dick i'm not thinking about dick okay i'm
00:00:22just nervous to lose my virginity to mr big dick okay oh fuck it's luke my favorite
00:00:29customer did he hear okay don't think about dick especially not luke's dick especially not about
00:00:39luke's probably really big dick morning dick double shot of espresso and a mocha frappe with non-fat
00:00:46milk right you're perfect thank you right isn't sophie just perfect mike i'm sorry i didn't know
00:00:54you're coming i would have got ready oh don't worry he's just here for a coffee no i'm here to
00:00:58see my
00:00:59my girl
00:01:11my coffee
00:01:12right right sorry
00:01:25oh my god mikey don't laugh we're so mean go help your girlfriend all right all right all right
00:01:32i'm sorry no babe you'll see you look great my bad my bad my bad my bad
00:01:44come here don't worry about that i do it all the time
00:01:49let me remake your coffee
00:01:57right guy see it's my girl my face to wipe thanks but uh no thanks
00:02:04oh my god look at her throwing herself at the campus doctor like she's such a slut as if someone
00:02:10as hot as
00:02:11him would want her yeah watch this oh mikey where did you find someone as cute as sophie
00:02:18looks like she's not very experienced at grown-up things like making coffee
00:02:23or having sex or having sex oh come on oh my god are we talking to the oldest virgin on
00:02:32campus
00:02:38so uh you're a virgin
00:02:43oh be careful mikey i think we have a stage five cleaner right here
00:02:51brooke is it yeah you forgot your chlamydia medication at the clinic what i literally don't
00:02:56even know you don't even know you don't be embarrassed look it's just chlamydia this week
00:03:00gonorrhea last month you should be more careful who you're sleeping with especially while you're
00:03:03on the medication oh my god what it was just chlamydia oh fuck you all sounds like she already did
00:03:32i'm really really sorry i really don't like your boyfriend
00:03:36he doesn't like my boyfriend what does that mean
00:03:41shit my appointment i gotta go sorry
00:03:48all right we'll have your birth control ready for you after the doctor administers a routine pelvic
00:03:52exam so go ahead and put this on oh he'll be with you in a moment sweetie he
00:04:03a man is conducting my pre-virginity pelvic exam this day could not get any more humiliating
00:04:12good morning miss tisdale
00:04:17it's luke luke luke is a gynecologist my gynecologist
00:04:22i don't worry i'm full of the doctor titty gentle as it's yours
00:04:42right my first time miss tisdale is it yes nice to meet you dr miller nice to meet me pretty
00:04:49sure we've
00:04:49met a couple times already grind me i mean the coffee shop grind me oh no he remembers me so
00:04:59you are here looking for a prescription for birth control yes that asshole yes i cannot stress it enough
00:05:09that you still need to use a condom if you want to prevent any kind of unwanted pregnancies right i
00:05:13mean
00:05:13i'm sure you don't want to get pregnant with that guy i will use a condom i'd say you shouldn't
00:05:19even
00:05:19sleep with him at all he's not good for you dr miller i'm not sure can you grab me a
00:05:24spectrum please
00:05:25yes dr miller i'd also recommend you don't do anything that you're not ready to do i'm ready
00:05:32i think i'm ready mike's my boyfriend and yeah he's kind of an asshole but he likes me and nobody's
00:05:37ever really liked me so you know what i'm sorry that i overstepped the boundaries there uh let's
00:05:44get started with the breast exam breast exam breast exam if you're uncomfortable i can always get a
00:05:53different doctor no it's i like it it's fine uh it's probably easier to lay back
00:06:05it's okay
00:06:10it's okay stop thinking about losing your virginity stop it stop my head's cold no they're perfect
00:06:19stop embarrassing yourself there's no way i'm being turned on by my gynecologist
00:06:26there are no abnormalities
00:06:31thank you luke dr miller that wasn't so bad sophie can you put your feet up and serve for me
00:06:43okay yes i've fantasized about a hot guy's head in between my legs but not performing a pap smear
00:06:51so i need you to relax for me all right you're doing good
00:06:58i wonder if this is how he talks women through orgasms
00:07:07all right i'm gonna be inserting a speculum you're gonna swab them your service you need
00:07:16to relax for me
00:07:20so do you like younger women
00:07:24i mean as your students because you work on campus no my family donated
00:07:30to the clinic a couple years ago or a while ago actually and so my great grandfather's honor i donated
00:07:37a few hours of my time at clinic oh duh now he thinks you think he's a creep amazing
00:07:43last thing last thing i'm gonna touch your abdomen just to check on your internal organs all right
00:07:50relax for me you're doing good his fingers literally inside of me oh my gosh
00:08:02i think i just had an orgasm did he all right he's so noticed oh my god everything looks good
00:08:14no hard memoralities all right we'll be right back
00:08:25is that a freaking wet spot
00:08:30i can never look at that man in the eyes ever again
00:08:37all right so here's your break
00:08:44should i bring it to her to the cafe
00:08:49she's my patient
00:08:57mike is gonna come in his pants before he can even get yours off tonight you are so graphic
00:09:05speaking of sperm i assume your appointment went okay you will never believe who my gynecologist was
00:09:16he's so happy to be happy for you
00:09:19the luke
00:09:21sophie you're a freak
00:09:23so is he like good with his fingers or
00:09:27shut up everybody
00:09:28shit he's so sexy maybe i should schedule my pap smear
00:09:33okay bye
00:09:33don't worry
00:09:35okay tonight's gonna be amazing okay sophie
00:09:40Come on, let's get you ready for your big night tonight
00:09:42I hope Mike's worth it, Sophie
00:09:52Why do I even care?
00:09:58Yo, ready to fork over a grant tonight?
00:10:01Is that Sophie's boyfriend?
00:10:06You're not winning any bet tonight, buddy
00:10:08You're dating a nun
00:10:10She's never gonna let you smash, I'm calling it
00:10:13Dude, she's low-key a slut
00:10:16I just can't prove it
00:10:18You will soon
00:10:21You're gonna film her?
00:10:23Yo
00:10:27Dude, you're sick
00:10:28What if she doesn't let you in?
00:10:31A little bit of this
00:10:33And she's gonna go feral
00:10:38Yo, that $1,500 is mine
00:10:40Just keep the cameras rolling
00:10:45Don't get involved, Luke
00:10:46You're just your customer and doctor
00:10:51Hey, you need to pay
00:10:56Fuck, my eyes, what the fuck
00:10:58Where's your fucking friend live before I call the cops?
00:11:03K-K-K-Kaley Avenue, apartment 2
00:11:05I need to get to Sophie
00:11:14The lady
00:11:31Nervous?
00:11:34Nervous?
00:11:35Why do I feel less comfortable with my boyfriend than I did with my freaking gynecologist?
00:11:43Nervous?
00:11:45I'm a little nervous
00:11:46Hey
00:11:47Don't be
00:11:49You know my cherries I popped?
00:11:55Wait
00:11:55What?
00:11:58I'm sorry, I forgot to start my birth control
00:12:00We're gonna have to wait, I'm sorry, Mike
00:12:02I can't do this
00:12:05Are you kidding me?
00:12:07I'm sorry, you were not hot enough to blue ball me for another month
00:12:10Mike, why would you say something like that?
00:12:13I'm going home
00:12:19There it is
00:12:20There it is
00:12:23What the hell you are
00:12:24Not until I get something
00:12:28No, no
00:12:32Stop, Mike
00:12:34Stop
00:12:34Mike
00:12:42Who the fuck invited you?
00:12:48You
00:12:48Dr. Miller
00:12:50Hey, Sophie
00:12:50Hey
00:12:51Hey, Stephen
00:12:55Hey, Sophie
00:12:56Hey
00:12:58Hey
00:12:58Hey, can you hear me?
00:13:00Did you take something?
00:13:02What's up, Grandpa?
00:13:02Who the fuck invited you?
00:13:07Listen up, dumbass
00:13:08Making her like you is the last good thing that will ever happen to you
00:13:11I go to an Ivy League, asshole
00:13:12If you want her, you can have her
00:13:14I got plenty of pussy to choose from
00:13:17What?
00:13:17What's so funny?
00:13:18You don't go to an Ivy League school anymore, brother
00:13:20Since who?
00:13:21You ever study in Miller Hall?
00:13:22Yeah
00:13:25I'm Dr. Luke Miller
00:13:26My family is the biggest donor to the university since ever
00:13:30That means I got the dean on speed dial
00:13:34I'm dead
00:13:34You just pissed your future away, brother
00:13:36Wait
00:13:37Wait, wait, wait
00:13:38Wait, wait, wait, wait
00:13:39No, no, no
00:13:40And you can let your buddy Jake know, too
00:13:42No, no, no
00:13:43Please, can we talk about this?
00:13:44It was just a joke
00:13:45Oh, you want to talk?
00:13:50Hey
00:13:52Hey, come on
00:14:09She's either really wasted or drugged
00:14:11Either way, it's not good
00:14:18You stole me from my date?
00:14:21Who gives you the right, you asshole?
00:14:28I'll talk to you when you're ready to have an adult conversation
00:14:31Stop talking to me like you're my dad
00:14:33I don't have a daddy fetish
00:14:42How much did you have to drink?
00:14:45I can drink however much I want
00:14:47And sleep with whomever I want to sleep with
00:14:49Just because you shoved a speculum up me
00:14:51Doesn't mean you can tell me what to do, Dr. Miller
00:14:53Don't call me Dr. Miller
00:14:54Tell me this
00:14:55Why did you prescribe me birth control
00:14:57If you're not even going to let me use it?
00:15:02I was at the bar
00:15:04All right
00:15:05And I saw your boyfriend placing a $1,500 bet
00:15:08That he could take your virginity
00:15:10And record it
00:15:16Wow
00:15:19I'm an idiot
00:15:21No, you're not an idiot
00:15:25First, I can get extremely turned on by my gynecologist
00:15:29To the point where I'm orgasming during the exam
00:15:32And as if having a fetish for your gyno isn't bad enough
00:15:36I was going to lose my virginity to a complete asshole
00:15:39I waxed my asshole for that asshole
00:15:44Sorry, Soph
00:15:51So if you want my virginity week
00:16:00You can have it
00:16:09Someone clearly wants me
00:16:12Are you
00:16:14Are you
00:16:14Hard right now?
00:16:21We're mid-argument
00:16:23That's so wrong
00:16:24You're drunk
00:16:26I'm taking you home
00:16:29What are you doing?
00:16:30You're drunk
00:16:31I'm taking you home
00:16:32What?
00:16:32No, I can't go home
00:16:33My roommate's there
00:16:35I told her I was going to be at Mike's
00:16:36She's probably having sex because she's fuckable unlike me
00:16:46We're here
00:16:47Here?
00:16:48Where is here?
00:16:50My place
00:16:51You can stay here for the night
00:16:53Wait until your roommate wakes up and answers the phone
00:16:56If you're comfortable
00:16:56I want to
00:16:58I mean, I'm cool
00:17:00I'm cool with that
00:17:02But
00:17:03But
00:17:03Is your girlfriend going to be cool with that?
00:17:06Smooth, Sophie
00:17:08Who says I have a girlfriend?
00:17:33You're in Dr. Miller's room
00:17:34The room you fantasized about doing terrible things in for the past year
00:17:49How do you afford to live here alone?
00:17:51It's huge
00:17:53I don't like tight spaces
00:17:56Not all tight spaces
00:17:58Is he a tease?
00:18:00Or do I just need to bleach my mind?
00:18:03Come on, let's get you cleaned up
00:18:04You'll feel better afterwards
00:18:06Thanks for taking care of me, Doc
00:18:11Sorry, I don't think I can unclasp my bra
00:18:15I'm happy
00:18:49You don't have to look away, Doc
00:18:51You've seen way too much of me already
00:18:56I just
00:18:58Don't want to be disrespectful
00:19:00You know, I don't want you thinking I lure my patients home all the time
00:19:03Wait
00:19:05You mean you don't rescue all of your college girl patients from their evil boyfriend
00:19:10And draw them a bath in your two million dollar home, Dr. Miller?
00:19:15No, Mrs. Dill
00:19:18Then why me?
00:19:19I'm nothing special
00:19:20You don't mess up my coffee order
00:19:25You're kind to people
00:19:28And you're beautiful
00:19:41Who is that?
00:19:44This is my crazy ex-girlfriend
00:19:46Um, you have to hide
00:19:49Right now
00:19:49Alright?
00:19:51Come on
00:19:53Luke
00:19:54Are you home?
00:20:00Lukey
00:20:01Come out
00:20:02Come out
00:20:03Stop playing
00:20:05I stole one of your pagers
00:20:08I know you're not on call
00:20:15Don't say a word
00:20:16There's no way that thing's fitting inside of me, his ex, or anyone else
00:20:24Are you seriously going to hook up with your ex right now?
00:20:26What the hell?
00:20:28She's a dean's daughter
00:20:30We broke up forever ago, but she stalks my patients
00:20:33She gets them kicked out of school
00:20:34Then why did you strip down and get into bed?
00:20:40What are you doing?
00:20:42You didn't answer my calls
00:20:44I'm sleeping
00:20:46Why don't I join you?
00:20:53I can think of a million things I'd rather do
00:20:55Like what, baby?
00:20:57Like the thing that I do with the ice cubes?
00:21:00Ice cubes?
00:21:01What ice cubes?
00:21:02Like call the cops
00:21:04Do you not remember I have a restraining order against you?
00:21:06Your father begged me to not go through with it
00:21:08Come on, Lukey
00:21:10You know you love screwing me
00:21:17I have someone new in my life
00:21:21Someone new?
00:21:22Who the fuck is she?
00:21:25I'm going to give you three seconds to get out of my room
00:21:28And if you're still here, I'm going to call the cops
00:21:29Then I'm going to call the dean
00:21:31And I'm going to let them know that his psychotic daughter
00:21:34Stole my pager
00:21:35Do you know how dangerous that is?
00:21:36No, you can't
00:21:38One
00:21:41Two
00:21:41Fine
00:21:42Fine
00:21:42I'm leaving
00:21:46Your loss
00:21:56Oh my god, Luke
00:22:11Holy shit
00:22:13You smell like booze
00:22:15I sobered up, I swear
00:22:18What's with the ice cubes?
00:22:23I prefer no ice cubes
00:22:29You won't move on from me, Linkus
00:22:34You'll come back to me after I
00:22:36Take care of that little distraction
00:22:52My virginity?
00:22:56Yep, still intact
00:23:00Fuck my life
00:23:02Language, Mr. Dill
00:23:04Jesus, what the hell are you doing?
00:23:08I'm here to tend to your massive hangover
00:23:10Whatever else your asshole ex gave you last night
00:23:14What would you have me do?
00:23:16Don't say it
00:23:16Don't say it
00:23:17You could join me
00:23:23Selfie, you're 21 years old
00:23:33Luke, that is three years past legal
00:23:35There are plenty of guys on campus that would want to fuck me
00:23:38So what's your problem?
00:23:58I don't even want to think about some boy touching you
00:24:00But?
00:24:03But a lot of things, Sophie
00:24:05You're my patient for one
00:24:06In an on-campus clinic
00:24:09I'm graduating this year
00:24:12Second
00:24:15You're a virgin
00:24:17Ouch
00:24:19I'm asking you to change that
00:24:30You're talking to Dr. Miller right now, love
00:24:32But you're asking Luke to fuck you
00:24:39I don't make love
00:24:41I'm not gonna call you in the morning afterwards
00:24:43Alright, sweetheart?
00:24:45I'm not that guy
00:24:51Well, maybe I don't need you to call me Luke
00:24:53I'm a big girl, I can handle myself
00:24:58Unless you're just not interested
00:25:00I saw how hot your ex is
00:25:02And she's good at crazy sex, according to you
00:25:08Someone's jealous
00:25:11Sophie, there's a reason why I drive across campus
00:25:13To come to your shitty little cafe
00:25:14To have you make me a cup of coffee
00:25:16Because it's cheap
00:25:30Because I enjoy looking at your ass in your uniform
00:25:33When you bend over and make me my cup of coffee
00:25:37You see, you don't have to pull any tricks
00:25:38For me to want to tear into your perfect body
00:25:42So do it
00:25:43I'm ready, I promise
00:25:50Ready?
00:25:56What's that?
00:25:57That's your doctor, I know you haven't started your birth control
00:26:05Sorry, so
00:26:07Are you kidding me?
00:26:15Can I, uh, can I get a
00:26:17You're killing me
00:26:19So the Dr. Miller takes you to his fancy ass house
00:26:22You see his dick and you're still
00:26:24A virgin?
00:26:25Yeah
00:26:26I threw every proposition in the book at him
00:26:29And he just didn't want this
00:26:34Can you wait?
00:26:35He, oh my god
00:26:36Sophie, no 36 year old man
00:26:39I looked at his agent by the way
00:26:40Is passing up a hot virgin co-ed
00:26:43Like you
00:26:44He respects you, dummy
00:26:45Or he doesn't think I'm worth the trouble
00:26:48I mean, he's clearly experienced
00:26:50Sophisticated, sexy
00:26:51All the things I'm not
00:26:53You have a brand new
00:26:54Shiny
00:26:55Tight
00:26:55Pussy
00:26:56A Cadillac pussy
00:26:59And Luke's going to be back for a test drive
00:27:01Watch
00:27:04Hi, is the Cadillac pussy a new drink?
00:27:06No, can you just order?
00:27:22I thought that you were Dr. Miller's intern
00:27:25But a janitor makes a lot more sense
00:27:30Luke's psycho ex followed me
00:27:35What do you want?
00:27:37I think we got off on the wrong foot
00:27:42I didn't get to introduce myself
00:27:44When you were in bed with my boyfriend
00:27:47Luke is not your boyfriend, Gina
00:27:49He made it clear that you two broke up
00:27:51Oh, so you admit that you're screwing Dr. Miller
00:27:55Knowing that I am pregnant with his child
00:27:58Can you believe it?
00:28:01Sophie's evil
00:28:02First Mike, now someone's boyfriend?
00:28:05A slut
00:28:06Pregnant with Luke's
00:28:08Did you really think that a man
00:28:11That accomplished, attractive, and rich
00:28:14Would settle for some broke loser barista?
00:28:19Sophie, you idiot
00:28:20Of course he was never yours
00:28:25Sophie, you can have him
00:28:27You didn't have to hurt my baby
00:28:30I didn't do this, I swear
00:28:31I would never
00:28:32What's going on?
00:28:33Your employee just assaulted that pregnant woman
00:28:35No, I didn't
00:28:36I've never spoken to this woman before today
00:28:38Hey, that's the dean's daughter
00:28:41Sophie?
00:28:43I'm calling the police
00:28:44You know I would never do this, please
00:28:46She's just assaulted a pregnant woman
00:28:49We need a medic, too
00:28:50I'm a doctor
00:28:56I'm a doctor
00:29:18Um, no, no, no, no
00:29:19I'm fine
00:29:21I'll just be going
00:29:25We can't let you leave without a medical clearance
00:29:28I've never seen him look so angry
00:29:30Yeah, it'll be no trouble at all
00:29:36Your doctor didn't tell you you can't drink caffeine when you're pregnant?
00:29:39It was for a friend
00:29:41You liar, I saw you drinking from it
00:29:44Let me go
00:29:45I don't want to press charges
00:29:48Just a moment
00:30:00Oh my god
00:30:01You're crazy
00:30:02You're actually crazy
00:30:04Luke, please
00:30:05I can explain
00:30:06She's not right for you
00:30:10Breaking into my house
00:30:11Stealing my pager
00:30:12That's normal for you, Gina
00:30:14I get it
00:30:15But I draw the line when you try to hurt somebody that I care about
00:30:22Officer?
00:30:24I want her involuntarily committed
00:30:25She's a danger to herself and people around her
00:30:29I'll sign the warrant myself
00:30:31Stop!
00:30:32Luke, this isn't you
00:30:34You are just being taken advantage of
00:30:36She's nothing
00:30:38A cheap, broke, campus whore
00:30:41You're better than this, Luke
00:30:44Officer?
00:30:45Take her away
00:30:49Let's go!
00:30:51You bitch!
00:30:52You don't deserve him!
00:30:54Let's go!
00:30:56I knew she was psycho
00:30:58You couldn't even hurt Flay
00:31:00Even if someone paid you to
00:31:01Thanks, Ev
00:31:03Sophie, I'm sorry
00:31:04I should never have taken her word over yours
00:31:07Take the date
00:31:17Someone's waiting for their new test drive
00:31:19Cadillac pussy
00:31:30You came just to save me?
00:31:33Of course they did
00:31:40I knew that
00:31:41When she stopped blowing my phone up
00:31:43That she was going to come after you
00:31:44So
00:31:45I didn't stand to see you get hurt because of me
00:31:51I don't know if I'd buy that, Luke
00:31:53Sophie, I rushed out of surgery for you
00:31:55I know she's capable of doing crazy things
00:31:57I don't think she's as crazy as you think
00:32:00I mean, she had some pretty good points about you
00:32:04What do you mean?
00:32:06I mean, you
00:32:08Reject all of my advances
00:32:09And then suddenly I'm so important
00:32:11You leave a patient for me
00:32:14What do you see in me?
00:32:16Or am I just
00:32:18Entertainment to you?
00:32:20Entertainment?
00:32:20Sophie
00:32:21If you were just to entertain me
00:32:22I wouldn't get involved in your life
00:32:25You're just
00:32:27Young
00:32:32I should leave you the hell alone
00:32:33Unless you find somebody more suitable
00:32:34Just because you're this big hot shot doctor at UPN
00:32:38Doesn't mean you know what's good for me or what I want
00:32:46What do you want?
00:32:51You
00:32:54Take me seriously
00:32:58And get in the car
00:33:00What?
00:33:01To where?
00:33:02Spend Thanksgiving with me and my family
00:33:05What?
00:33:06Unless you have something else planned for the break
00:33:33I thought you said we were here to meet your family
00:33:35Not go to a gala
00:33:36We're doing both
00:33:38My mother, she hosts our clinic's charity gala
00:33:40Here at the vacation home
00:33:43Your vacation home?
00:33:44As in you have multiple?
00:33:47Wow
00:33:48Mr. Miller
00:33:50It's good to have you home, sir
00:33:57And you have a butler?
00:33:58At your vacation mansion?
00:34:00Luke, you're not just rich
00:34:01You're like old money
00:34:03What the hell?
00:34:05Look, I didn't say it because I don't want to stress out
00:34:07The truth is, yes
00:34:09My family's rich
00:34:11But we're not here to impress them
00:34:13We're here to show them that you're a part of my life
00:34:15And that I'm not embarrassed to be seen with you
00:34:31Is this the waitress that you've brought me, Lucas?
00:34:36Why is she dressed so frumpy?
00:34:43I'm not
00:34:44Hang on
00:34:45What even am I to Luke?
00:34:52Mother
00:34:54This is Sophie
00:34:55My girlfriend
00:34:58Girlfriend?
00:34:59No way
00:35:00Wait, focus, Sophie
00:35:02Manners
00:35:03Nice to meet you, Ms. Miller
00:35:08Girlfriend?
00:35:11What happened to the pretty woman?
00:35:13Gina?
00:35:15The Dean's daughter
00:35:16The one I worked so hard to set you up with
00:35:19Ouch
00:35:22Mother, again
00:35:23As I just said, this is my girlfriend
00:35:26And my date to the gala
00:35:27If I have to remind you to an importance in my life again
00:35:30I'm going to make sure this gala does not go smoothly
00:35:32Unless you want one of your pompous friends
00:35:34To know which one of their husbands you're sleeping with
00:35:35No
00:35:37You ungrateful child
00:35:42If you'll excuse us, we need to get ready
00:35:44Oh, before we go
00:35:45Which room do you keep to ditches Dior and Versace?
00:35:48She needs some options for tonight
00:35:51Fourth floor, third door on your floor
00:35:55Thank you, Mother
00:35:56Good to see you
00:36:03That was the hottest thing anybody has ever done for me
00:36:13Your brother has lost it
00:36:16Get down here and handle this new trashy arm candy
00:36:27Is your mom always so...
00:36:30Narcissistic psychopath?
00:36:32Yeah
00:36:34That's why I don't really get along with the family
00:36:37But the charity gala raises a lot of money for my patients
00:36:40So I come back every year
00:36:43You care a lot about your patients
00:36:44That's sweet
00:36:45I do
00:36:47Plus the other perk is I get to spend a ton of money on you
00:36:50What does that mean?
00:37:02Luke, you did not
00:37:08Which one of them speaks to you?
00:37:11I mean, I want all of them
00:37:12That's done
00:37:13I haven't even picked one out
00:37:15You said you want all of them
00:37:18They're yours
00:37:2480...
00:37:25I can't accept this
00:37:26This is like my whole college tuition in this room
00:37:29Well, I didn't offer you a quarter million dollars in dresses
00:37:31That pissed you off
00:37:33Why do you like me?
00:37:35I'm just a college student
00:37:37And you're...
00:37:38You
00:37:40Dr. Trust Fund, baby
00:37:42Your culture
00:37:43Your parents host charity events
00:37:45You have a butler that does your laundry
00:37:47I do my laundry in a coin-operated machine
00:37:49That I share with, like, a hundred other students
00:37:52It's not too late to not associate with me
00:38:09Of course, it's too late
00:38:10Now we're already falling for you
00:38:14Then why won't you go all the way with me?
00:38:20Because
00:38:21I want it to be right
00:38:23I don't want you to look back on this
00:38:25And think of me as the old guy
00:38:26Who took advantage of you
00:38:29But take it slow
00:38:34Even though
00:38:38There's nothing I'd rather do
00:38:39Than rip your clothes off right now
00:38:41Really?
00:38:48Really
00:39:11Come back here
00:39:13I'm just giving you what you want, Luke
00:39:18Are you teasing me, Ms. Tisdale?
00:39:21You're the one that wants to wait, doctor
00:39:31Just making sure you know what you're missing out on
00:39:33Can you zip me up, please?
00:39:42You know
00:39:43I'm gonna get you back for this
00:39:53Whatever you say, doc
00:40:01That doesn't sound like Gina
00:40:04She dumps my best friend
00:40:07The gala is tonight
00:40:08And Luke is supposed to have
00:40:10The dean's daughter on his arm
00:40:13Not strutting the campus mattress
00:40:17Luke's an idiot
00:40:18For dumping an heiress for a barista
00:40:22Don't worry, Mom
00:40:23I'll pry that little gold digger off his arm
00:40:25Just long enough for him to realize
00:40:27That he's made a mistake
00:40:28Mm-hmm
00:40:29That's my girl
00:40:34Sophie, love
00:40:35You've been in there for two hours
00:40:36I promise you
00:40:37You're gonna be the most beautiful person
00:40:39At the gala tonight
00:40:54Holy shit
00:41:02It's not about being pretty
00:41:03I just
00:41:05I don't want to embarrass you
00:41:06In front of all your rich friends
00:41:08I've never even been to a charity auction
00:41:11Wouldn't it make more sense
00:41:12If we just met up at, like, a bowling alley
00:41:14And donated the party expenses?
00:41:18You're so refreshing
00:41:21You ready?
00:41:25You ready?
00:41:39Wow
00:41:40She's an upgrade of Regina
00:41:42Yeah
00:41:42You never said your brother's chip was so pretty
00:41:45Why would you want to break them up?
00:41:47Shut up
00:41:47There was a two and a half billion dollar inheritance
00:41:50Down the drain
00:41:50If my brother marries this nobody
00:41:52It's that of Gina
00:42:00I'd like to thank you all for coming to the Baldwin Memorial Charity event
00:42:03This is a great opportunity for us to raise money for the family clinic
00:42:07Myself and my girlfriend, Sophie Tisdale
00:42:09Are very excited to meet and talk to all of you
00:42:12Cheers
00:42:17Girlfriend?
00:42:18Not for long
00:42:32Good evening, everyone
00:42:35Thank you so much for being here
00:42:37At our wonderful charity auction
00:42:40Our first item
00:42:46An all-expense-paid trip
00:42:48To Bora Bora
00:42:49With its amazing, iconic, volcanic views
00:42:54Starting big
00:42:56Five thousand
00:42:58Five thousand
00:42:59Now six
00:42:59Do I get a six?
00:43:01Bora Bora after finals
00:43:02That's pretty good
00:43:03Can I get
00:43:05You need to come quick
00:43:06My wife's having a allergic reaction
00:43:08Are you going to be okay?
00:43:10No
00:43:10Let's go
00:43:19What is it?
00:43:20My throat
00:43:22Oh, you're not
00:43:24Breathe
00:43:30Sold
00:43:30Number twelve
00:43:31Seven thousand dollars
00:43:33All-expense-paid trip
00:43:34To Bora Bora
00:43:35Give him a round of applause
00:43:36Congratulations
00:43:37Hey, hey, hey, hey
00:43:41Miss Tisdale, a gorgeous student
00:43:43Has graciously offered herself up
00:43:46For a date with a lucky man
00:43:48Now, according to Miss Tisdale
00:43:50She has a great personality
00:43:52And an even better mouth
00:43:54What a hussy
00:43:56Auctioning a blowjob
00:43:58I hope Dr. Miller knows
00:44:00What his girlfriend's up to
00:44:02I mean, the poor guy's
00:44:03Tending to a patient
00:44:04I knew that you were
00:44:05Too classless
00:44:06For this family
00:44:08Poor Lukey
00:44:09He hasn't fooled
00:44:11Trailer trash skank
00:44:13Who let her kind in here?
00:44:15I wouldn't do that
00:44:17I would never
00:44:17I have a thousand
00:44:19For a night with Miss Tisdale
00:44:22Really, Sophie?
00:44:23No one wants you for a thousand
00:44:25Whew
00:44:26Alright
00:44:27Five hundred
00:44:29Alright
00:44:29Five hundred for the poor girl
00:44:32She's got student loans
00:44:34Whatever that means
00:44:36For a snake
00:44:40Me?
00:44:44I don't see anything wrong here
00:44:46No, my throat
00:44:47It hurts
00:44:48What are you doing with me?
00:44:49I recognize you
00:44:50You're one of my sister's
00:44:51Shithead friends
00:44:51What the hell is going on here?
00:44:52Hey, my sister's doing you a favor, bro
00:44:55Patrick?
00:44:56Get out of my way
00:44:57Why lower your standards?
00:44:58We're millionaires
00:44:59She might be a good fuck
00:45:00But that's all she'll ever be, man
00:45:08You can talk about my girlfriend
00:45:09When you can live a day
00:45:10Without your daddy's money
00:45:12Motherfucker
00:45:20I'll help the young lady then
00:45:21I mean, look
00:45:23I know Sophie's just being modest
00:45:26Poor girl doesn't have many skills
00:45:27Outside the bedroom
00:45:29Well, I'll help the young lady then
00:45:32I'll help the young lady then
00:45:33Maybe we could have some late night study sessions, huh?
00:45:37Yeah
00:45:38Sold for $400
00:45:41Wow, Sophie
00:45:42Looks like people really aren't in the market for used goods
00:45:54Use goods
00:45:55That's right, Serena
00:45:56After you being the person that's had five abortions in the last year
00:45:59Lukey, watch your mouth right now
00:46:03What was that you're saying about class, Letitia, darling?
00:46:13You idiot!
00:46:14Get off the stage
00:46:15We're leaving
00:46:16Mom, he's embarrassing me
00:46:18You're humiliating me in front of my friends, you hussy
00:46:22No need, my dear
00:46:24Our circle of elite friends can no longer be seen with the likes of you
00:46:28After all of this
00:46:30No
00:46:32But, but
00:46:34No, no
00:46:36Young man, that information you gave is illegal
00:46:40You're a doctor
00:46:42Greg, I was waiting to get to you
00:46:43You want to bid on my girlfriend?
00:46:46Aren't you a little occupied with your secret girlfriend, Stephanie?
00:46:48How's she recovering from her boob job?
00:46:50No, no, no, no, no
00:46:52No, no, no, no
00:46:56No, no, no, no
00:46:57Stephanie?
00:46:58The middle of the night?
00:47:06I'm gonna sue you for everything you've got
00:47:09You can't
00:47:10You see, yes
00:47:11My family might own the clinic that you all go to
00:47:14But I practice under the university
00:47:16So you can't touch me
00:47:17So, unless you all want me to air out your dirty laundry
00:47:20I suggest you cut very generous checks to the charity
00:47:23And then get the fuck out of my house
00:47:27Let's go
00:47:28Get to writing
00:47:30Let's go
00:47:31Everybody out
00:47:39Look at these assholes go
00:47:41You didn't have to ruin your charity event for me
00:47:43I would have been okay
00:47:44I do it a thousand times over
00:47:46No one comes at my woman like that
00:47:48Plus, I think we made more in donations tonight
00:47:50Than we have in the last ten years
00:47:52Blackmail surprisingly works
00:47:55You alright?
00:48:09What are you looking for?
00:48:11I paid for all the booze
00:48:13So
00:48:14I figure how the night went
00:48:16I might as well be your personal bartender
00:48:20Right
00:48:21Okay
00:48:22Make me
00:48:25An appletini
00:48:27What?
00:48:29Seriously?
00:48:31Alright, so
00:48:32Vodka
00:48:33Lemon
00:48:34And
00:48:35Apple
00:48:36Laquor
00:48:36Can we just
00:48:37Do something easier?
00:48:38You suck at being a rich kid
00:48:43Move
00:48:48Can you open that?
00:48:51Thank you
00:48:55Alright
00:48:56Let's just
00:48:57Make it simple
00:48:58Body shots
00:49:02I've
00:49:02Never done that before
00:49:04Seriously?
00:49:06What do you mean?
00:49:06You're like so old
00:49:07I was trying to get him to school
00:49:09I didn't have time to
00:49:11Do body shots
00:49:12Off of hot little girls like you
00:49:13He just said you're hot
00:49:15Make the move, Sophie
00:49:17Okay, well
00:49:17I'll teach you
00:49:28Holy shit
00:49:50All right
00:49:50I got the hang of that
00:49:52Now it's your turn, Miss Tisdale
00:49:54Now or never, Sophie
00:49:55Go for it
00:49:56New rule
00:49:57You can't choose the same place twice
00:49:58Is that so?
00:50:01Then
00:50:03Where are you gonna lick me?
00:50:13Shame, shame
00:50:14You're trying to play
00:50:15With my emotion
00:50:18Blame, blame
00:50:19Only you feel like a devotion
00:50:21How'd you ever think
00:50:23You could pull this shit
00:50:24Think you could get away with it
00:50:27Be careful what you get
00:50:28Cause you don't know what you might get
00:50:40I'm sorry, was that?
00:50:42You drove me fucking wild
00:50:45Luke, I'm ready
00:50:51Yeah, I'm an idiot
00:50:55Wait, what?
00:50:57Sophie, I want you fine
00:50:58I'm sorry
00:51:00Fuck
00:51:00Luke, no, no, no
00:51:02I'm telling you that I'm ready
00:51:04I want to do this with you
00:51:06Lose my virginity
00:51:08Sophie
00:51:10Don't Sophie me
00:51:11That's so patronizing
00:51:15Wait, I'm trying
00:51:16But I'm gonna be the person responsible
00:51:18If you get hurt
00:51:20I don't want to be the guy that
00:51:21You know, leads to you ruining your life
00:51:23I'm terrified of that
00:51:25It's this that hurts me
00:51:26What you're doing right now rejecting me
00:51:28What would be so terrible
00:51:30About us being together
00:51:31Being together
00:51:32Sophie
00:51:33Did you see what happened here today?
00:51:36I mean, my family sucks
00:51:38My ex-girlfriend is batshit crazy
00:51:42Of course I want to be with you
00:51:44But am I right for you?
00:51:46And you really want to take on this baggage?
00:51:49I might be a virgin
00:51:50But this whole
00:51:50It's not you, it's me thing
00:51:52Is really freshman year
00:51:58So, where are you going?
00:52:00I'm calling a cab and going back to campus
00:52:01I can't deal with your hot and cold bullshit anymore
00:52:04You think you're doing me this favor
00:52:06But really, you're just reminding me of how unfuckable I am
00:52:11Don't follow me
00:52:17Damn it
00:52:24Guess I'm the first girl in the world
00:52:26To be on birth control
00:52:28And not even get laid
00:52:42What's the point in talking to me now?
00:52:44You've rejected me twice
00:52:49Is that your boyfriend you're ignoring?
00:52:51Nope
00:52:53Boyfriends have sex with their girlfriends
00:52:55So I've got the hottest girl in the bar
00:52:58All to myself
00:53:02What?
00:53:03You heard me
00:53:05Hottest lady I've ever seen at this school
00:53:09Seriously?
00:53:10You're into this?
00:53:12Like, you might want to, like, hook up?
00:53:14Hell yeah, I would
00:53:16Maybe we can start with a kiss
00:53:18Wow, I'm not unfuckable after all
00:53:20Maybe he leaves the problem
00:53:22I was beginning to think nobody would take my virginity
00:53:27Pause
00:53:29What did you just say?
00:53:33I'm a virgin
00:53:36She's a virgin, y'all
00:53:38Aw, cute
00:53:40Excuse me?
00:53:41Too much work
00:53:42You're probably super clingy, too
00:53:44You should just go back to your dorm, sweetie
00:53:48Sweetie?
00:53:49I'm a senior
00:53:50That's even sadder
00:53:54You were just into me
00:53:55Why are you treating me like I'm gum stuck to your shoe?
00:53:58You're obviously a nice girl
00:54:00But I'm looking for a fun time, you know
00:54:03You're going to get feels and it's going to get messy
00:54:06And
00:54:08Sorry
00:54:10What?
00:54:12I'm glad
00:54:19I'm in this $80,000 dress
00:54:22And I can't even get a stupid horny prat guy
00:54:25To get with me
00:54:28He would probably fuck anything
00:54:29Except for me, apparently
00:54:33Oh, and Luke
00:54:34Of course, Luke, on the other hand
00:54:35He's had his hands literally inside of me
00:54:38And I guess he was just so repulsed that
00:54:41That he didn't need to see more
00:54:44You know what?
00:54:50Sophie, where the hell you been?
00:54:51You're not the hospital right now, bro
00:54:53Oh, oh, look at me
00:54:54I'm a fancy Ivy League doctor
00:54:56And I'm also hot as fuck
00:54:57And I just love to leave girls on
00:55:00With the orgasm pap smear two for one
00:55:04Say something, asshole
00:55:07Can I come get you right now, please?
00:55:09So you can what?
00:55:10Not have sex?
00:55:11Yeah, I don't think so
00:55:12I think I'll stay right here
00:55:13Where the guys at least have
00:55:14I don't know, the decency to not lead me on
00:55:17Guys?
00:55:18What guys?
00:55:19Did someone do something to you?
00:55:20Of course not
00:55:21They said I was too messy
00:55:23Too messy and too much
00:55:26And I guess that means
00:55:27You get a second chance
00:55:29You either fuck me
00:55:30Or you lose me
00:55:34I think I'm gonna pass out
00:55:35I'm coming to get you
00:55:37Keep the phone on you, alright?
00:55:49Sophie
00:55:50Sophie
00:55:50Hey, wake up
00:55:52I got you
00:55:57Come on
00:56:11Is she?
00:56:17She's fine
00:56:18She's
00:56:21Bottled water
00:56:21And two of these in the morning
00:56:23I don't know what she drank
00:56:24But whatever it is
00:56:25Is gonna hit her hard
00:56:28Sophie, you're gonna be
00:56:29The death of me
00:56:47Rise and shine
00:56:50Party animal
00:56:51You have a lot to tell me
00:56:56You feel like shit
00:56:58You look like shit
00:56:59But like
00:57:00A million bucks
00:57:02So is this a gift from Luke or?
00:57:05Everly, the only thing
00:57:06That is gonna make this vodka
00:57:08Tequila hangover worse
00:57:09Is hearing his name
00:57:11He led me on
00:57:12And then
00:57:12Left me for Ted
00:57:14But Luke brought you back to the door
00:57:16Because I don't want to hear it
00:57:19I'm done having my time wasted
00:57:22I guess I'm just too much work as a virgin
00:57:25So I've decided
00:57:28I'm not a virgin anymore
00:57:31Huh?
00:57:32Well, virginity is like a whole construct, right?
00:57:34People, guys aren't gonna stop treating me like a baby
00:57:38Unless I stop acting like one
00:57:40And looking like one
00:57:44I need you
00:57:45To help me look slutty
00:57:51No way, I'm not gonna do that
00:57:53You're not gonna help me look sexy?
00:57:54Why not?
00:57:55Sophie, you are sexy
00:57:56I'm not slutty sexy
00:57:58Guys, don't go for that
00:58:00I look like a nun librarian
00:58:03I'm giving off
00:58:03Don't fuck
00:58:04Snooze fest
00:58:05Boring
00:58:08Sophie, as your best friend
00:58:09I'm obligated to tell you
00:58:10That you don't have to change yourself
00:58:11For the right guy
00:58:12The thing is
00:58:13Mr. Right isn't doing anything wrong
00:58:19Warm me up
00:58:36Perfect
00:58:57Isn't that that one dorky barista chick?
00:58:59There's no way
00:59:00That goes off
00:59:02It is
00:59:04That's Sophie Tisdale
00:59:05Dude, the makeover's actually working
00:59:08Everyone's looking at you
00:59:09Good
00:59:10I hope the news gets back to Luke
00:59:11I mean more
00:59:18Holy shit
00:59:19There he is
00:59:20Are you gonna say something?
00:59:24Holy shit, Sophie
00:59:26No
00:59:27I'm just gonna make you regret everything
00:59:36Thanks, babe
00:59:37It's all beautiful
00:59:46And what can I get for you, handsome?
00:59:48A latte would be nice
00:59:49But I like what you're giving me right now
00:59:52I take all kinds of dips
00:59:53What the hell's going on here?
00:59:55Stop interrupting, grandpa
00:59:56The fuck did you just say?
00:59:58One latte
00:59:59Coming right up
01:00:02And what can I get for you, doctor?
01:00:04Sophie, what is this?
01:00:06You're dressed different
01:00:07You're acting different
01:00:07I don't get it
01:00:09Whoops
01:00:10Let me get that for you
01:00:18So did you want a coffee?
01:00:19The ab shining is on the house
01:00:22Sophie, I don't
01:00:23Is this like a punishment?
01:00:24I mean, if it is, I get it
01:00:25But throwing yourself at other guys
01:00:26That's not you
01:00:27That's really not up to you anymore, Dr. Miller
01:00:30I gave you a chance
01:00:31And besides, there's someone out there
01:00:33Who wants me
01:00:34And isn't gonna embarrass me in the process
01:00:36Hey, we're throwing a Halloween party tonight
01:00:38They done land fair
01:00:40You should come
01:00:42She's got plans
01:00:44Actually, I don't
01:00:45My first frat party invite?
01:00:48Wow, this whole hot girl act is actually working
01:00:51You should bring your home, girl
01:00:53God's gonna love you
01:00:54I will, see you tonight
01:00:58You're not going to bed
01:00:59Newsflash, you're not my boyfriend
01:01:01You could have been
01:01:02But you didn't want the baggage
01:01:03That's not true
01:01:04Actually, I have to go plan my outfit for tonight
01:01:06My very sexy, very booby outfit
01:01:13Sophie, I'm not gonna let you throw your life away
01:01:14Just because of me, alright?
01:01:15If I'm gonna do this fucking frat party
01:01:1736 years old, I will
01:01:21What could you have possibly been in that?
01:01:24Oh, that was
01:01:26Sexy Minnie Mouse
01:01:27Yeah, I think I still have the ears somewhere
01:01:29Ew, that doesn't even sound right
01:01:32I just found the perfect outfit to match your boyfriend
01:01:37Everly, not funny
01:01:39Imagine being old-ass Luke stuck at this stupid hospital
01:01:42And he gets a text from you in this
01:01:44If he hasn't jumped off a bridge, he definitely will
01:01:47How pathetic is it that I'm playing mind games with a guy
01:01:50That I haven't even gone to second base with?
01:01:52Hey, whatever helps you get over him
01:01:54Okay?
01:01:57Red push-up bra
01:01:59Or pink?
01:02:01Red
01:02:14Get in
01:02:14Get Sophie safe, get out
01:02:17Sophie's the only person I'm doing this for
01:02:21Sick costume, bro
01:02:24Right
01:02:27God, I have at least three chicks with you to get in, man
01:02:32Sorry
01:02:33Rules
01:02:43Idiot
01:02:47I have to get to her
01:02:48Where is she?
01:02:52Stop being shy, you look hot
01:02:56See?
01:02:59Wait, hand me your phone
01:03:00Why?
01:03:06Because I'm taking a .5 and sending it to Luke
01:03:13No
01:03:14Yes
01:03:16I'm good anywhere
01:03:18I don't pay a fee
01:03:19VIP with the bosses
01:03:20I gotta have her
01:03:22I have to get to her
01:03:23Where is it?
01:03:24Popping bottles with the models
01:03:25Get like me
01:03:26My wrist on foes
01:03:28Never missing any meals
01:03:29I feel like LeBron
01:03:30Cause I get the ring
01:03:31If you're bad
01:03:32And you know what you're my
01:03:33I need to be so drunk
01:03:46To forget what you just think
01:03:47He opened it immediately
01:03:49He's so whipped
01:03:52Welcome to the party
01:03:56Do it off his house
01:04:14It's just not the same when it's not him
01:04:17Sobhi
01:04:18Sobhi
01:04:20Sobhi
01:04:21Sobhi
01:04:22Sobhi
01:04:26Oh, yeah!
01:04:33Yo, this girl's crazy!
01:04:40Yo, this girl's crazy!
01:04:45Just give me a second, guys.
01:04:51Did he come here just to keep an eye on me?
01:04:57You're really trying to piss me off right now, aren't you?
01:04:59Actually, I'm not thinking about you at all.
01:05:02That's a lie.
01:05:03You talk?
01:05:07Come on, Sophie, let's play Spin the Bottle!
01:05:10Coming, my friend here's just leaving.
01:05:13Actually, I'll join.
01:05:15What? No.
01:05:16The motivator!
01:05:25Who's going first?
01:05:28I'll spin.
01:05:29Do you think he's a TA?
01:05:31I hope it lands on me.
01:05:33He seems experienced.
01:05:46Fuck.
01:05:47Sophie and Luke to the closet.
01:05:51Roll.
01:05:52As soon as the seven minutes are up, I want out.
01:06:09Can you talk like adults?
01:06:11Can we fuck like adults?
01:06:16You know, you dress like this, like you're on a fucking radio.
01:06:39How about another poly exam, Dr. Miller?
01:06:42How about another poly exam, Dr. Miller?
01:06:47How about another poly exam, Dr. Miller?
01:07:13What?
01:07:15Time's up.
01:07:17What, were you just... you wanted to...
01:07:20I'm just giving you a taste of your own medicine, Luke.
01:07:23Now you'll wish you would've fucked me when you had the chance.
01:07:44So, how was it?
01:07:47Luke's a little too shy for me. I'm gonna spin again.
01:07:53Sophie.
01:07:58Me?
01:08:04Sophie, come on, him?
01:08:06You had your chance, Luke. Come on, Noah.
01:08:19Okay, so...
01:08:20I've never kissed anyone before.
01:08:22What?
01:08:23So, I'm gonna embarrass myself. So, I'm warning you...
01:08:28You can relax. I wasn't gonna kiss you anyway.
01:08:31Really?
01:08:32But, all the rumors. Everyone says you're a freaky sex goddess.
01:08:38Derek says that you put your legs behind your head.
01:08:41I don't even know a Derek.
01:08:43I'm sorry, Noah, but neither you nor me are losing our virginities tonight.
01:08:48I'm so screwed.
01:08:50Everyone in the frat knows that I'm a virgin and I'm the only one.
01:08:54They're gonna kill me.
01:08:55No, they're gonna make fun of me and then kill me.
01:08:57No, no, they're gonna make fun of me to death!
01:08:59Wait!
01:09:01I'll help you.
01:09:03How?
01:09:10It's awful quiet in there, Noah. Come on, virgin.
01:09:16Oh, they're gonna call me that until they freaking graduate!
01:09:19We don't have time. Just come here.
01:09:23You can tell them you lost it to me.
01:09:25Really? You don't care?
01:09:28No, but I'm just trying to make someone jealous.
01:09:30You can tell them I fucked you upside down for all I care.
01:09:33Just as long as Luke overhears.
01:09:39I owe you.
01:09:42Noah! Are you in there?
01:09:46Oh, yeah.
01:09:49It's getting crazy in there.
01:09:52Oh, yeah.
01:09:54Alright, that's enough.
01:09:58Sophie, if you open the damn door.
01:10:02Okay, ready? It's working.
01:10:05Oh, you really wanna piss him off.
01:10:07He deserves it.
01:10:33What's the problem, doctor?
01:10:35The fuck were you doing him in with him?
01:10:38Well...
01:10:40First, I unzipped his pants, and then I saw his cock.
01:10:50Liar.
01:10:51You don't know that.
01:10:56You know you belong to me.
01:10:58Prove it.
01:11:01Huh?
01:11:18Yo!
01:11:20No.
01:11:22Get out.
01:11:33I need a saw from you.
01:11:36I don't want to.
01:11:39Me too.
01:11:55What?
01:11:56Don't tell me you're changing your mind.
01:11:58No.
01:11:59No, I'm not changing my mind.
01:12:01I'm just kicking myself.
01:12:04I can't believe I deprived myself of you for so long.
01:12:07You fucking idiot.
01:12:10You are.
01:12:20You help this world.
01:12:23Need some space for me.
01:12:26I'm out here, girl.
01:12:29I'm back up in this tree.
01:12:33I guess you better take that.
01:12:34Someone better be dying.
01:12:37What's it, code blue?
01:12:39They are.
01:12:43I'm sorry, Sophie. I have to go.
01:12:48I've been burned too many times.
01:12:51Are we ever going to do this look?
01:12:56Sophie, I promise you the last thing I want to do is eat.
01:12:59I promise we're going to do this.
01:13:00We are.
01:13:02But not in some shitty fat house.
01:13:06You deserve better than that.
01:13:08Better how?
01:13:12You do a passport, right?
01:13:17So, sexy underwear?
01:13:19Jack.
01:13:20A jacket?
01:13:22Jack.
01:13:22A bikini.
01:13:24Where exactly is he taking you?
01:13:25He didn't tell me.
01:13:29Crap, he's here.
01:13:32Bitch, you won't believe this.
01:13:33Oh my God.
01:13:40No way.
01:13:41This man's insane.
01:13:42He's actually psycho.
01:13:45On the other hand, crazy makes for good sex.
01:13:48Good luck, soldier.
01:13:53Don't you have, like, any advice for me?
01:13:55He's hot.
01:13:56Do it a bunch of times on my behalf.
01:13:59It's finally happening.
01:14:25You look incredible.
01:14:26Huh?
01:14:27You said airport fit.
01:14:29I guess you just look delicious and everything.
01:14:37This is so psychotic.
01:14:39Am I really worth all this?
01:14:43It's the first times.
01:14:47Are we flying domestic or internationally today, sir?
01:14:51International.
01:15:02Look, if you don't give me back my sight in the next five seconds,
01:15:05I'm going to lose my mind.
01:15:06I'm sorry.
01:15:07I just didn't want to run the surprise.
01:15:09You ready?
01:15:09I'm sorry.
01:15:15A croissant?
01:15:17You flew me nine hours for some pastries?
01:15:20It's a hint.
01:15:22Go look at the view.
01:15:23You'll know where we are.
01:15:31Are you crazy?
01:15:32You took me to Paris?
01:15:42Whoa, whoa, whoa.
01:15:45I set up an appointment at Chanel,
01:15:46and then a reservation at a five-star restaurant.
01:15:50Luke.
01:15:57You want to add something to the itinerary?
01:15:59I think you should take your clothes off.
01:16:03I think you should take your clothes off.
01:16:06Yeah, I think that's a good idea.
01:16:23It's finally happening.
01:16:48I don't understand why you can just set up an appointment with me at the clinic.
01:16:51You know, it was weird when you were my customer, and it's even weirder now that you're my boyfriend.
01:16:56Is it weird that even in something so basic like this, you still turn me on?
01:17:06Get away from my patient, Dr. Miller?
01:17:09She's all yours.
01:17:11Miss Tisdale, I see here that the purpose of your visit is to refill your birth control prescription.
01:17:17Yes.
01:17:17We performed a routine analysis of your urine sample.
01:17:22I regret to inform you, Sophie.
01:17:24We're unable to fulfill your request.
01:17:29Laureen, don't tell me.
01:17:30I'm sorry?
01:17:33Sophie, you're pregnant.
01:17:37I'll give you two a moment.
01:17:45I'm so sorry.
01:17:47I don't know how this happened.
01:17:49I was trying to be safe.
01:17:51Wow.
01:17:53What do you think the odds are?
01:17:551.6 in 100.
01:17:57He'd probably hate me.
01:18:00As long as you're not planning on ghosting me, I'm actually pretty excited.
01:18:05Graduations in a month and...
01:18:07I mean, we'll be able to do it together.
01:18:17Sophie, I'm all in.
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