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American Snlp3r The Last Round 💪- Full HD Series🌟NO CUT
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00:00:14I got eyes on target, but the distance is 4,000 meters, that's too far, let's abort, I'll
00:00:28make the shot, wind's light, I raise by 3.4 mil, shift MLA by 0.7, Carl this isn't about
00:00:35the wind, you only get one shot, miss and you'll give away our position, one shot, one
00:00:43kill, holy mother of god, you made it, 4,000 meters, you just set a new world record man,
00:01:05I don't call you the king of guns for nothing, K-O-G, you know I'm not in it for
00:01:11the fancy
00:01:11titles, so what's next now that your last mission's over, I don't know, I spent my entire life
00:01:21in the service, once this uniform comes off, I just want to get back to my gun range, my
00:01:25daughter, my grandkid, just make up for all the time that we got lost, don't worry, I'll
00:01:34miss you too buddy, Carl!
00:01:39drop off, what, what, what, what, what if it's a record, that a lion, I roadmap for
00:02:08once, and agrid, just let the storm, go out on the stern!
00:02:09the tombstone, even as I said, this one says, I'm not in the Lik encuentra, she's next
00:02:09A sniper who's defended our democracy, saved countless lives, and struck fear in our enemies.
00:02:18He now holds the record for the longest confirmed kill shot in history, the legendary King of Guns.
00:02:30And now, President Bradford will present our hero with the Medal of Honor.
00:02:42Thank you. Thank you. But please, save your applause for our hero.
00:02:48This is his first public appearance. Please welcome the legendary marksman, the King of Guns.
00:03:14All they talk about are the records I've broken.
00:03:18But no one remembers you. The man who died to make it happen.
00:03:23I'm done, Louis.
00:03:25I swear that my gun will never draw blood again.
00:03:30From now on, I'll protect your family with my life.
00:03:34You can rest in peace.
00:03:38Breaking news. Seconds before he is to receive the Medal of Honor, the King of Guns has vanished.
00:03:55Carl, can you take a gun apart for me again?
00:03:58Not today, kiddo. I promised your mom I'd do ammo inventory.
00:04:03I inspected the new guns. The checklist is on your desk.
00:04:05Thanks. Great work, Carl.
00:04:11What the hell?
00:04:20Fucking shit!
00:04:22Why is my ex-husband here?
00:04:27Why does this dog shit range not have anything other than broken down shit?
00:04:35Benny, what are you doing here?
00:04:36What? Can't come by and say hello to my beautiful wife and maybe get a little hug from my daughter?
00:04:42Hey, Rebecca!
00:04:44Just stop, okay?
00:04:46We're divorced. We've been divorced for years.
00:04:48Ugh, and you haven't changed one bit.
00:04:51Still, such a fucking buzzkill.
00:04:56Hey, baby girl.
00:04:57I know that you missed your daddy, right?
00:05:01You're okay.
00:05:07Just an ungrateful, spoiled, little frickin' brat. Just like her mother, huh?
00:05:14Oh, and look at you two. Only a couple years divorced, and you're already shacking it up with the local
00:05:19handyman.
00:05:20God, your standards have really hit rock bottom, huh?
00:05:23Carl is my employee. Nothing more.
00:05:26Yeah.
00:05:26Besides, I've told you a million times I'm not paying your gambling debts.
00:05:29Now, I know you've got a little stash of money hidden.
00:05:32That's why you gave up on the Alamo.
00:05:34So just do the right fucking thing and give me my share.
00:05:37No, actually, I didn't take your money because I don't want a piece of shit like you near my daughter.
00:05:41Well, then just pay up!
00:05:43Or I'll just show up here every day.
00:05:45Hell, maybe call in for a few safety violations, get the cops breathing down your neck,
00:05:49and we'll see how long you last in this business.
00:05:51Probably not very fucking long.
00:05:52You're not getting a cent from me.
00:05:54All right, well, hey, Rebecca, honey, how about Daddy comes and picks you up from school every day now
00:06:00so we can get a lot more father-daughter bonding time, all right?
00:06:05Touch my daughter, see what happens.
00:06:09Woo-wee, Janie, baby, looks like you got some boldness to you now.
00:06:13What are you going to do?
00:06:14Shoot me in front of your baby girl here?
00:06:17Come on, baby.
00:06:20Janie, put the gun down.
00:06:21That's what he wants.
00:06:22Don't let him get to you.
00:06:22Come on, Janie.
00:06:24You know I'm a B-class sharpshooter.
00:06:26I mean, I can see by the look in your eyes right now
00:06:29that you're not going to pull that trigger.
00:06:31You sure about those odds?
00:06:41Well, I am a betting man.
00:06:45Mommy!
00:06:46Janie, hey, hey, don't you fucking move, all right?
00:06:49You stay right there.
00:06:51Mommy!
00:06:52Now listen, baby girl.
00:06:53Tell Daddy where the stash of money is.
00:06:56I don't know.
00:06:58Well, then Daddy will give you a little push.
00:07:00I want you to think very clearly now, all right?
00:07:02Don't hurt my mommy!
00:07:03Then just tell me where the money is, sweetheart.
00:07:11Mommy!
00:07:12Mommy!
00:07:12Mommy!
00:07:14Mother!
00:07:16Mommy!
00:07:23Mommy!
00:07:24Mommy!
00:07:24Was he aiming for the trigger?
00:07:26I mean, the precision.
00:07:33Hey!
00:07:34Come on.
00:07:37Hey, you're okay. I got you.
00:07:48What, what, you just try to fucking shoot me?
00:07:51Well, I got news for you, pal.
00:07:54You fucking missed.
00:07:55If I was trying to shoot you, you'd be dead.
00:07:58You think you scare me?
00:07:59Everybody here knows that I'm a B-class ranked shooter.
00:08:02You don't scare me at all.
00:08:04What's it gonna take for you to leave?
00:08:06Let's do this the old school way.
00:08:08See this gun?
00:08:09I challenge you to an assembly contest.
00:08:12First one to disassemble and reassemble this gun and shoot first wins.
00:08:16If you win, I'll leave.
00:08:18If I win, then you cut off that finger that you just used to pull the trigger.
00:08:22Deal.
00:08:23No, Carl, you can't. He's professionally trained.
00:08:26Well, then, baby, just fork over the money, Janie.
00:08:28That's all you gotta do.
00:08:30It's okay, Mommy. Carl's got this.
00:08:41Rules are simple.
00:08:42Disassemble.
00:08:45Then reassemble.
00:08:47First defier wins.
00:08:53On your mark.
00:08:56Get set.
00:08:59Go.
00:09:12Falling behind already, huh?
00:09:19Shit.
00:09:38You're a mag.
00:09:40Genius.
00:09:41What are you telling me? That gun's loaded?
00:09:43You lost.
00:09:44That's impossible, all right?
00:09:45I'm a B-class sharpshooter, and you're a fucking handyman.
00:09:48You're telling me to...
00:09:54I know that move.
00:09:56My dad taught me that trick.
00:09:58Why does he know it?
00:10:01Carl, you're so cool.
00:10:02You're my hero.
00:10:04You know what?
00:10:04I'm sick of your shit, you little brat.
00:10:06Tell me, here we go.
00:10:08Oh, shit.
00:10:13This ain't over yet, you know that?
00:10:17Hey.
00:10:18Hey, listen to me very carefully.
00:10:21You touch them again,
00:10:23and I'll make you suffer in ways that you can't imagine.
00:10:26Over and over, until you beg me to end it.
00:10:31You don't want me to step close to him ever again?
00:10:33Fine, I won't fucking come near him again.
00:10:36Fuck away from me, you fucking freak.
00:10:46Hey, are you hurt?
00:10:48Carl, you're awesome!
00:10:51My gosh, I...
00:10:52I don't even want to think about what would have happened if you weren't here.
00:10:57You're bleeding.
00:10:58Oh, no, I'm fine.
00:11:01Seriously, it's okay.
00:11:02I'll get you a bandage.
00:11:07Hey, baby.
00:11:08Why don't you go inside while Carl helps Mommy, okay?
00:11:11Okay.
00:11:12Okay, I love you.
00:11:12I love you!
00:11:13I love you.
00:11:26I love you.
00:11:27It's not so bad.
00:11:29Good.
00:11:37Hey.
00:11:39Is there something you're not telling me?
00:11:45It's just that...
00:11:46Jane.
00:11:47Mr. Redford's pulling up.
00:11:49The Chris Redford, coach of the natural shooting team.
00:11:51Come on, Cap.
00:11:52Now's your shot to impress him.
00:11:53This is Chris Redford we're talking about here.
00:11:55He's an A-class sharpshooter, and there's only 100 people in the world on his level.
00:12:00Can you imagine being that good?
00:12:01Is always someone better.
00:12:03Now, even among all of these elite sharpshooters, you won't find a better shot than the king
00:12:07of guns.
00:12:07He's the best in the world.
00:12:08There's no competition.
00:12:10Do your best today.
00:12:11Okay, but just remember, this is a chance to learn from one of the greats.
00:12:14Chris Redford?
00:12:15That second-rate lieutenant stuck on gun maintenance duty?
00:12:17He's coaching the national shooting team?
00:12:21Oh, hey, um, don't leave yet.
00:12:24Look, today is huge for us.
00:12:25If Mr. Redford can endorse us, we'll be golden.
00:12:28So stick around?
00:12:29In case?
00:12:30In case of what?
00:12:31This loser?
00:12:32Jane, I honestly don't understand why you insist on keeping him around.
00:12:35Jane, he's only been with us for a year, and today is huge.
00:12:38I mean, we can't afford to take that risk.
00:12:40Yeah, he's good at sweeping floors and cleaning barrels, but that's it.
00:12:45Let's leave it to the professionals.
00:12:46Just stop being condescending, okay?
00:12:49Carl's one of us.
00:12:50And plus, he could do UC experience, so be nice.
00:12:53All right, go get ready.
00:12:54I'm going to go show Coach Redford around.
00:12:56Just remember, if we can impress him, this will be huge for us.
00:12:59A game.
00:13:04Know your place, handyman.
00:13:05Don't even think about making a scene.
00:13:07Keep your head on straight if you want to shoot straight.
00:13:10I'm a pro.
00:13:10I don't need tips from a handyman.
00:13:12Stay in your lane.
00:13:13You think you know more than our captain?
00:13:15You haven't even taken a shot around here.
00:13:16A nobody like you might not get it, but this is a big deal for us.
00:13:23You better not mess it up.
00:13:32This is Alex, captain of our shooting club.
00:13:37He's the best shot we got.
00:13:40Watch and learn, handyman.
00:13:43You better not mess it up, man.
00:14:18Not bad.
00:14:19Good shot.
00:14:20Great accuracy.
00:14:22Yeah, nines all around.
00:14:23You really are our best.
00:14:24I'm a professional.
00:14:26Unlike someone who probably can't even hit the target.
00:14:28Captain, show him who's boss.
00:14:30Yeah.
00:14:31Watch and learn, loser.
00:14:41You're up, handyman.
00:14:42Fix this piece of junk.
00:14:44Go on, handyman.
00:14:45It's your time to shine.
00:14:47Shine?
00:14:48Look at how dirty his hands are.
00:14:50All he's shining are guns these days.
00:15:00Isn't Carl the coolest?
00:15:02Coolest.
00:15:03Sure.
00:15:04If you're six.
00:15:08So quickly?
00:15:11No, there's no way you can fix anything.
00:15:12And where's the scope?
00:15:14Don't be fooled by his little party tricks, kid.
00:15:16It'll jam again soon.
00:15:18Give it three shots.
00:15:19Tops.
00:15:20Hey, Carl, maybe just double check it one more time.
00:15:23I don't want it failing right now.
00:15:25Why don't you take a few shots first?
00:15:28Get past three and I'll take it.
00:15:29You're not going to embarrass me.
00:15:37What?
00:15:38No scope?
00:15:39I want you to get 50 meters?
00:15:41You think you'll hit anything?
00:15:42At this range?
00:16:04What the fuck?
00:16:06You see the bullseye?
00:16:08Raw.
00:16:21There.
00:16:23No jams.
00:16:25Lucky shot.
00:16:26I mean, you whipped the last three anyway.
00:16:28His stance and posture.
00:16:30I mean, he's definitely been professionally trained.
00:16:33He's been here for a whole year now.
00:16:35How come I never noticed?
00:16:38Was that really just a lucky shot?
00:16:41God, how dare you waste bullets?
00:16:43And Mr. Redford's precious time.
00:16:45Mr. Redford, he's just a handyman helping at the range.
00:16:47I mean, we'd never make a mistake like this.
00:16:51Only a dump like this would hire such clowns.
00:16:55But hey, guess that's all you can afford.
00:16:59Oh, Mr. Redford.
00:17:02What a shame.
00:17:04You came all this way for a circus act.
00:17:08Is this really the best your shooting club has to offer, niece?
00:17:15You're not welcome here, Matthew.
00:17:18Wow, Jane.
00:17:19You've really turned this place into a dump.
00:17:22If my brother Louis were still around, he'd be disappointed.
00:17:27My father was a fucking hero.
00:17:29You keep his name out of your mouth.
00:17:32What are you doing here?
00:17:34I'm here to honor my poor brother, the fallen hero.
00:17:38And to see what this scrappy little shooting range is worth.
00:17:43I'm not selling it, so you can just go.
00:17:45I'm not the one that's going to be leaving.
00:17:48This is the loan your father took to build this shooting range, putting the land up as collateral.
00:17:56You've been making all the minimum payments for the years, but the interest just keeps going up.
00:18:03Well, that's none of your business.
00:18:06I bought out the bank that financed you, which makes me your new creditor.
00:18:11You fucking asshole.
00:18:14This place was my father's pride and joy, and I would go bankrupt before selling it to you.
00:18:19One word from me, and this plot of land will be up for auction.
00:18:23This range will be mine.
00:18:25You and your nobodies can pack up your things and get lost.
00:18:30Matthew, I mean, how can you do this to us?
00:18:32You know how hard my father worked again.
00:18:34Oh, come on.
00:18:35Don't say your uncle never gave you a shot.
00:18:38With Coach Redford here, what do you say we settle this with a little contest?
00:18:43What do you want?
00:18:45You win.
00:18:46The range is yours to keep.
00:18:48I'll even fund a renovation.
00:18:50You lose.
00:18:52Shooting range is mine.
00:18:54Forever.
00:19:00Deal.
00:19:02Then it's settled.
00:19:04If we lose, are we going to get kicked out?
00:19:07Don't worry, sweetie.
00:19:09It's not going to happen.
00:19:11Don't back down now, Jane.
00:19:13Mr. Redford, as coach of the national team, we'd be honored to have you judge our little contest.
00:19:26Don't worry, Mommy, we've got Carl.
00:19:30It'll just slow us down.
00:19:46Oh, shit.
00:19:50Let's make this a best of three.
00:19:52First round is trap shooting.
00:19:5415 clay pigeons total.
00:19:55Any weapon of your choosing will provide 15 bullets.
00:20:00First person to hit the most targets in the least amount of time wins.
00:20:03Oh-ho, we got the first round in the bet.
00:20:07Captain Alex here once held the state record for trap shooting.
00:20:11Shit.
00:20:12That's Nate Foster.
00:20:13He's a B-class sharpshooter.
00:20:14He's just a cowboy.
00:20:15What's the big deal?
00:20:17Jane, leave this first round up to me.
00:20:18Yeah.
00:20:19You'll definitely win this.
00:20:20Okay, guys, even though he's only a B-class sharpshooter, he's beaten A-class gunman in clay pigeon shooting twice.
00:20:26Two A-class shooters?
00:20:28He has a specialty and it's trap shooting.
00:20:36Maybe we can use him to test the waters.
00:20:40Round one.
00:20:41Carl, you're up.
00:20:47Andy, man, he's not even on the team.
00:20:48Shouldn't we be sending our captain out there?
00:20:51Jane, he's good at polishing guns, not shooting them.
00:20:54Come on.
00:20:55Everything's on the line here.
00:20:56He's probably going to freak out and piss his pants or something.
00:20:59Jane, are you serious?
00:21:01Sending a worthless nobody?
00:21:03What, you got nothing but losers on your team?
00:21:05Damn.
00:21:07Nate was just my warm-up.
00:21:09I haven't even shown you the ace up my sleeve.
00:21:11Nate Foster is just a warm-up?
00:21:14He's better than some A-class shooters.
00:21:16Don't you get it?
00:21:17When that nobody loses, Jane will say it's because her guy's just a handyman.
00:21:21She's already looking for excuses.
00:21:24Good thing your daddy isn't around to watch you run his shooting range into the ground.
00:21:31Will you shoot for us?
00:21:36Jane, let me do this.
00:21:38Look, we need to be careful.
00:21:39See what Nate's level is, so just stop complaining.
00:21:42And watch his every move.
00:21:44Oh, that's her plan.
00:21:46Jane thinks I'm too good to go up against the warm-up guy.
00:21:49That loser really thinks Jane believes in him.
00:21:52Ha!
00:21:53I ain't here to waste my time.
00:21:55All right?
00:21:56Y'all really sitting in that handyman?
00:21:58Hey handyman, not everyone gets a chance to lose to a B-class sharpshooter.
00:22:02Consider it an honor.
00:22:03Maybe he'll finally see us as the real gunslingers we are.
00:22:07Yeah, he's just a gun-polishing grunt.
00:22:09Does he really think he's been kind of hotshot?
00:22:10Jane, are you sure?
00:22:12I mean, your opponent is a B-class shooter.
00:22:15I've made my choice.
00:22:17All right.
00:22:18Contestants, choose your weapon.
00:22:21He's actually going up there.
00:22:23I can't tell if he's brave or just stupid.
00:22:34I didn't come here to pick on something newbie.
00:22:37Especially a grunt like you not even fit enough to polish my guns.
00:22:41So you go ahead, princess.
00:22:42You can pick first.
00:22:52What?
00:22:53The shotgun is sitting right there and he's picking handguns?
00:22:57Probably because he doesn't know how to use a shotgun.
00:22:59That loser's about to embarrass us all.
00:23:02Especially your mommy.
00:23:04Oh no.
00:23:05Was I wrong to choose him?
00:23:08Nice!
00:23:09I thought this was going to be a boring snooze fest.
00:23:12Luckily, you brought us a clown to keep us laughing.
00:23:18Girl, what's going on in that head of yours?
00:23:20Say it ain't so.
00:23:21Really not going to pick that shotgun there, huh?
00:23:24Too loud for them fragile ears ears?
00:23:26Nah, for something this easy.
00:23:28Shotgun's overkill.
00:23:32Oh.
00:23:33Don't say I didn't warn you.
00:23:35Look here, I'm down an eye.
00:23:37Imagine how ugly it'd be if I had both, huh?
00:23:41Nate Foster.
00:23:43Low to make ready.
00:24:10And that was Nate Foster.
00:24:1215 out of 15.
00:24:13Just under 20 seconds.
00:24:1515.
00:24:16In 20 seconds?
00:24:18Didn't he forget that bullet?
00:24:20No.
00:24:20He did it on purpose.
00:24:22He even set aside a bullet to kill two birds with one shot.
00:24:25And he's a B-class shooter?
00:24:27No way.
00:24:27That's an A-class performance if I've ever seen one.
00:24:30No, he's doing it to mess with Carl.
00:24:32He's trying to, like, frazzle him.
00:24:33Either way, Carl doesn't stand a fucking chance.
00:24:36There.
00:24:37A souvenir for you to remember you by.
00:24:40Something to remember the day you got destroyed.
00:24:42Or better yet, blow your brains out after you're drowning in shame, huh?
00:24:52Carl, you're up.
00:25:00Nate Foster is on another level.
00:25:02Well, at this point, all he can do is save himself the embarrassment.
00:25:06No, no, no.
00:25:07Let him try.
00:25:08Can't wait to see him shit the best.
00:25:10Been acting all high and mighty for way too long.
00:25:12About time someone cut you down to size.
00:25:14Jane's about to see you for what you really are, a worthless handyman.
00:25:18Not too late to switch guns there, partner.
00:25:20I even turned a blind eye.
00:25:22Jane, just tell Carl a fork it.
00:25:23He's done enough already.
00:25:24I'll put the team on my back.
00:25:25We'll win the next round.
00:25:26Maybe I'm asking too much of him.
00:25:29Carl can do it.
00:25:30I believe in him.
00:25:36Would you look at that?
00:25:37He has a little fan.
00:25:39Mommy should have taught you to not trust bad men.
00:25:44Carl wouldn't lie to me.
00:25:46He's not a bad man.
00:25:48You are.
00:25:5417.
00:25:55What's that supposed to mean?
00:26:10Look.
00:26:12This loser's out of his mind.
00:26:14Ha!
00:26:15What's he covering his eyes for?
00:26:36I'll break your mind again.
00:26:39I have no idea.
00:26:39I can't do it.
00:26:41I'll break your mind again.
00:26:42$0.
00:26:44Maybe you say?
00:26:44Have a good best friend of mine
00:26:46I got eyes on target.
00:26:50What?
00:26:52The distance is 4,000 meters.
00:26:56That's too far.
00:26:58Let's abort.
00:26:59I'll make the shot.
00:27:01Wind's light.
00:27:02If I raise by 3.4 mil, shift MLA by 0.7.
00:27:06Carl, this isn't about the wind.
00:27:07You only get one shot.
00:27:09Miss and you'll give away our position.
00:27:12One shot.
00:27:14One kill.
00:27:17One kill.
00:27:29Holy mother of God.
00:27:31You made it.
00:27:324,000 meters.
00:27:34You just set a new world record, man.
00:27:37They don't call you the king of guns for nothing.
00:27:39K.O.G.
00:27:41You know, I'm not in it for the fancy titles.
00:27:46So, what's next now that your last mission's over?
00:27:49Well, I spent my entire life in the service.
00:27:53Once this uniform comes off, I just want to get back to my gun range, my daughter, my grandkid.
00:28:00Just make up for all the time that we got lost.
00:28:04Don't worry.
00:28:05I'll miss you too, buddy.
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00:28:38Today, we honor a national hero, a sniper who's defended our democracy, saved countless
00:28:46lives, and struck fear in our enemies.
00:28:50He now holds the record for the longest confirmed kill shot in history, the legendary King of
00:28:58Guns.
00:29:02And now, President Bradford will present our hero with the Medal of Honor.
00:29:17But please, save your applause for our hero.
00:29:20This is his first public appearance.
00:29:23Please welcome, the legendary marksman, the King of Guns.
00:29:46All they talk about are the records I've broken.
00:29:50But no one remembers you, the man who died to make it happen.
00:29:55I'm done, Louis.
00:29:57I swear that my gun will never draw blood again.
00:30:02From now on, I'll protect your family with my life.
00:30:06You can rest in peace.
00:30:10Breaking news.
00:30:12Seconds before he is to receive the Medal of Honor, the King of Guns has vanished.
00:30:27Carl, can you take a gun apart for me again?
00:30:30Not today, kiddo.
00:30:32I promised your mom I'd do ammo inventory.
00:30:34I inspected the new guns.
00:30:36The checklist is on your desk.
00:30:37Thanks.
00:30:38Great work, Carl.
00:30:43What the hell?
00:30:52Fuckin' shit!
00:30:53Why is my ex-husband here?
00:30:59Why does this dog shit range not have anything other than broken down shit?
00:31:07Benny, what are you doing here?
00:31:08What?
00:31:09Can't come by and say hello to my beautiful wife and maybe get a little hug from my daughter?
00:31:14Hey, Rebecca.
00:31:16Just stop, okay?
00:31:18We're divorced.
00:31:19We've been divorced for years.
00:31:20Ugh, and you haven't changed one bit.
00:31:23Still, such a fuckin' buzzkill.
00:31:28Hey, baby girl.
00:31:29I know that you missed your daddy.
00:31:31Right?
00:31:33You're okay.
00:31:39Just an ungrateful, spoiled, little frickin' brat.
00:31:43Just like her mother, huh?
00:31:46And look at you two.
00:31:48Only a couple years divorced and you're already shacking it up with the local handyman.
00:31:52God, your standards have really hit rock bottom, huh?
00:31:55Carl is my employee.
00:31:57Nothing more.
00:31:58Yeah.
00:31:58Besides, I've told you a million times I'm not paying your gambling debts.
00:32:01Now, I know you've got a little stash of money hidden.
00:32:04That's why you gave up on the Alamo.
00:32:06So just do the right fuckin' thing and give me my share.
00:32:09No, actually, I didn't take your money because I don't want a piece of shit like you near my daughter.
00:32:13Well, then just pay up!
00:32:15Or I'll just show up here every day.
00:32:16Hey!
00:32:17Hell, maybe call in for a few safety violations.
00:32:19Get the cops breathing down your neck and we'll see how long you last in this business.
00:32:22Probably not very fuckin' long.
00:32:24You're not getting a cent from me.
00:32:26Alright, well.
00:32:28Hey, Rebecca, honey.
00:32:29How about daddy comes and picks you up from school every day now,
00:32:32so we can get a lot more father-daughter bonding time, alright?
00:32:37Touch my daughter, see what happens.
00:32:41Woo-wee, Janie baby!
00:32:42Looks like you got some boldness to you now.
00:32:45What are you gonna do?
00:32:46Shoot me in front of your baby girl here?
00:32:49Mommy!
00:32:52Jane, put the gun down.
00:32:53That's what he wants.
00:32:54Don't let him get to you.
00:32:54Come on, Janie.
00:32:56You know I'm a B-class sharpshooter.
00:32:58I mean, I can see by the look in your eyes right now
00:33:01that you're not gonna pull that trigger.
00:33:03You sure about those odds?
00:33:13Well, I am a betting man.
00:33:14Come on.
00:33:17Mommy!
00:33:18Jane!
00:33:18Hey, Dad!
00:33:19Don't you fuckin' move, alright?
00:33:21You stay right there.
00:33:23Mommy!
00:33:24Now listen, baby girl.
00:33:25Tell daddy where the stash of money is.
00:33:28I-I don't know.
00:33:29Well then daddy will give you a little push.
00:33:31I want you to think very clearly now, alright?
00:33:34Don't hurt my mommy!
00:33:35Then just tell me where the money is, sweetheart.
00:33:43Mommy!
00:33:43Mommy!
00:33:55Was he aiming for the trigger?
00:33:58I-I mean the precision.
00:34:05Hey.
00:34:06Come on.
00:34:07You're okay.
00:34:09Hey.
00:34:10You're okay.
00:34:11I got you.
00:34:20What?
00:34:21What?
00:34:21You just try to fuckin' shoot me?
00:34:23Well...
00:34:23Well I got news for you, pal.
00:34:25You fuckin' missed.
00:34:26If I was trying to shoot you, you'd be dead.
00:34:29You think you scare me?
00:34:31Everybody here knows that I'm a B-class ranked shooter.
00:34:34You don't scare me at all.
00:34:36What's it gonna take for you to leave?
00:34:38Let's do this the old school way.
00:34:40See this gun?
00:34:41I challenge you to an assembly contest.
00:34:44First one to disassemble and reassemble this gun and shoot first wins.
00:34:48If you win, I'll leave.
00:34:50If I win, then you cut off that finger that you just used to pull the trigger.
00:34:54Deal?
00:34:55No.
00:34:55Carl, you can't.
00:34:57He's professionally trained.
00:34:58Well then, baby, just fork over the money, Janie.
00:35:00That's all you gotta do.
00:35:02It's okay, Mommy.
00:35:03Carl's got this.
00:35:13Rules are simple.
00:35:14Disassemble.
00:35:17Then reassemble.
00:35:19First to fire wins.
00:35:25On your mark.
00:35:27Get set.
00:35:32Go.
00:35:43Falling behind already, huh?
00:35:51Shit.
00:35:57So.
00:35:58So.
00:36:10You're a mag.
00:36:12Genius.
00:36:13What are you telling me?
00:36:14That gun's loaded?
00:36:15You lost.
00:36:16That's impossible, alright?
00:36:17I'm a B-class sharpshooter, and you're a fucking handyman.
00:36:20You're telling me-
00:36:26I know that move.
00:36:27My-my dad taught me that trick.
00:36:29Why does he know it?
00:36:33Carl, you're so cool!
00:36:34You're my hero!
00:36:36You know what?
00:36:36I'm sick of your shit, you little brat!
00:36:38Don't you even-
00:36:40Ah!
00:36:42Ah!
00:36:43Ah!
00:36:43Oh, shit!
00:36:45Ah, this ain't over yet!
00:36:47You know that?
00:36:49Fuck!
00:36:49Hey.
00:36:50Hey, listen to me very carefully.
00:36:53You touch them again, and I'll make you suffer in ways that you can't imagine.
00:36:58Over and over until you beg me to end it.
00:37:03You don't want me to step close to him ever again?
00:37:05Fine, I won't fucking come near him again.
00:37:08Fuck away from me, you fucking freak!
00:37:18Hey, are you hurt?
00:37:20Carl, you're awesome!
00:37:23My gosh, I-I don't even want to think about what would have happened if you weren't here.
00:37:29You're bleeding.
00:37:30Oh, no, I'm-I'm fine, seriously. It's okay.
00:37:34I'll get you a bandage.
00:37:39Hey, baby.
00:37:40Why don't you go inside while Carl helps mommy, okay?
00:37:43Okay.
00:37:43Okay, I love you.
00:37:44I love you!
00:37:45I love you.
00:37:59It's not so bad.
00:38:01Good.
00:38:11Hey, is there something you're not telling me?
00:38:17It's just that-
00:38:18Jane!
00:38:19Mr. Redford's pulling up.
00:38:21The Chris Redford, coach of the National Shooting Team.
00:38:23Come on, Cap. Now's your shot to impress him.
00:38:25This is Chris Redford we're talking about here.
00:38:27He's an A-class sharpshooter, and there's only a hundred people in the world on his level.
00:38:32Can you imagine being that good?
00:38:33There's always someone better.
00:38:35Now, even among all of these elite sharpshooters, you won't find a better shot than the King of Guns.
00:38:39He's the best in the world. There's no competition.
00:38:41Do your best today.
00:38:43Okay, but just remember, this is a chance to learn from one of the greats.
00:38:45Chris Redford?
00:38:47That second-rate lieutenant stuck on gun maintenance duty?
00:38:49He's coaching the National Shooting Team?
00:38:53Oh, hey, um, don't leave yet.
00:38:56Look, today is huge for us.
00:38:57If Mr. Redford can endorse us, we'll be golden.
00:39:00So I stick around?
00:39:01In case?
00:39:02In case of what?
00:39:03This loser? Jane, I honestly don't understand why you insist on keeping him around.
00:39:07Jane, he's only been with us for a year, and today is huge.
00:39:11I mean, we can't afford to take that risk.
00:39:12Yeah, he's good at sweeping floors and cleaning barrels, but that's it.
00:39:17Let's leave it to the professionals.
00:39:18Just stop being condescending, okay?
00:39:21Carl's one of us.
00:39:22And plus, he could use the experience, so be nice.
00:39:25Alright, go get ready.
00:39:26I'm gonna go show Coach Redford around.
00:39:28And just remember, if we can impress him, this will be huge for us.
00:39:31A-game.
00:39:36Know your place, handyman.
00:39:37Don't even think about making a scene.
00:39:39Keep your head on straight, if you want to shoot straight.
00:39:41I'm a pro.
00:39:42I don't need tips from a handyman.
00:39:44Stay in your lane.
00:39:45You think you know more than our captain?
00:39:46You haven't even taken a shot around here.
00:39:49A nobody like you might not get it, but this is a big deal for us.
00:39:55You better not mess it up.
00:39:56You better not mess it up.
00:40:04This is Alex, captain of our shooting club.
00:40:09He's the best shot we got.
00:40:12Watch and learn, handyman.
00:40:50Not bad.
00:40:51Good shot, great accuracy, yeah, dines all around.
00:40:55You really are our best.
00:40:56I'm a professional.
00:40:57Unlike someone who probably can't even hit the target.
00:41:00Captain, show him who's boss.
00:41:02Yeah.
00:41:03Watch and learn, loser.
00:41:13You're up, handyman.
00:41:14Fix this piece of junk.
00:41:16Go on, handyman.
00:41:17It's your time to shine.
00:41:19Shine?
00:41:20Look at how dirty his hands are.
00:41:22All he's shining are guns these days.
00:41:24All he's shining.
00:41:32Isn't Carl the coolest?
00:41:35Sure, if you're six.
00:41:40So quickly?
00:41:42No, there's no way you can fix anything.
00:41:44And where's the scope?
00:41:45Don't be fooled by his little party tricks, kid.
00:41:48Hey, it'll jam again soon.
00:41:50Give it three shots.
00:41:51Tops.
00:41:52Hey, uh, Carl, maybe just, like, double-check it one more time.
00:41:55I don't want it failing right now.
00:41:57Why don't you take a few shots first?
00:42:00Get past three, and I'll take it.
00:42:01You're not gonna embarrass me.
00:42:09What?
00:42:10No, no scope?
00:42:11I want you to get 50 meters?
00:42:13You think you'll hit anything?
00:42:14At this range?
00:42:36What the fuck?
00:42:38You should have balls-o.
00:42:40Raw.
00:42:41Raw.
00:42:54There.
00:42:54No jams.
00:42:57Lucky shot.
00:42:58I mean, you whipped the last three anyway.
00:43:00His stance and posture, I mean, he's definitely been professionally trained.
00:43:04He's been here for a whole year now.
00:43:07How come I never noticed?
00:43:10Was that really just a lucky shot?
00:43:13God, how dare you waste bullets and Mr. Redford's precious time?
00:43:17Mr. Redford, he's just a handyman helping at the range.
00:43:19I mean, we'd never make a mistake like this.
00:43:23Only a dump like this would hire such clowns.
00:43:27But hey, guess that's all you can afford.
00:43:31Oh, Mr. Redford, what a shame.
00:43:36You came all this way for a circus act.
00:43:39Is this really the best your shooting club has to offer, niece?
00:43:46You're not welcome here, Matthew.
00:43:50Wow, Jane.
00:43:51You've really turned this place into a dump.
00:43:54If my brother Louis were still around, he'd be disappointed.
00:43:59My father was a fucking hero.
00:44:01You keep his name out of your mouth.
00:44:04What are you doing here?
00:44:06I'm here to honor my poor brother, the fallen hero, and to see what this scrappy little shooting range is
00:44:14worth.
00:44:15I'm not selling it, so you can just go.
00:44:17I'm not the one that's going to be leaving.
00:44:20This is the loan your father took to build this shooting range, putting the land up as collateral.
00:44:28You've been making all the minimum payments for the years, but the interest just keeps going up.
00:44:35Well, that's none of your business.
00:44:38I bought out the bank that financed you, which makes me your new creditor.
00:44:43You fucking asshole.
00:44:45This place was my father's pride and joy, and I would go bankrupt before selling it to you.
00:44:51One word from me, and this plot of land will be up for auction.
00:44:55This range will be mine.
00:44:57You and your nobodies can pack up your things and get lost.
00:45:02Matthew, I mean, how can you do this to us?
00:45:04You know how hard my father worked again.
00:45:06Oh, come on.
00:45:07Don't say your uncle never gave you a shot.
00:45:10With Coach Redford here, what do you say we settle this with a little contest?
00:45:15What do you want?
00:45:17You win, the range is yours to keep.
00:45:20I'll even fund a renovation.
00:45:22You lose, the shooting range is mine forever.
00:45:32Deal.
00:45:34Then it's settled.
00:45:36If we lose, are we going to get kicked out?
00:45:39Don't worry, sweetie.
00:45:41It's not going to happen.
00:45:43Don't back down now, Jane.
00:45:44Mr. Redford, as coach of the national team, we'd be honored to have you judge our little contest.
00:45:58Don't worry, Mommy.
00:45:59We've got Carl.
00:46:02It just slows down.
00:46:22Let's make this a best of three.
00:46:24First round is trap shooting.
00:46:25Fifteen clay pigeons total.
00:46:27Any weapon of your choosing will provide fifteen bullets.
00:46:32First person to hit the most targets in the least amount of time wins.
00:46:35Oh-ho!
00:46:36We got the first round in the bag!
00:46:39Captain Alex here once held the state record for trap shooting.
00:46:42Shit.
00:46:44That's Nate Foster.
00:46:45He's a B-class sharpshooter.
00:46:46He's just a cowboy.
00:46:47What's the big deal?
00:46:49Jane, leave this first round up to me.
00:46:50Yeah.
00:46:51You'll definitely win this.
00:46:52Okay, guys.
00:46:53Even though he's only a B-class sharpshooter, he's beaten A-class gunman in clay pigeon shooting
00:46:57twice.
00:46:58Two A-class shooters?
00:47:00He has a specialty and it's trap shooting.
00:47:08Maybe we can use him to test the waters.
00:47:12Round one.
00:47:13Carl, you're up.
00:47:19Handy man, he's not even on the team.
00:47:21Shouldn't we be sending our captain out there?
00:47:22Jane, he's good at polishing guns, not shooting them.
00:47:26Come on.
00:47:27Everything's on the line here.
00:47:28He's probably gonna freak out and piss his pants or something.
00:47:31Jane, are you serious?
00:47:32Sending a worthless nobody?
00:47:34What, you got nothing but losers on your team?
00:47:37Damn.
00:47:39Nate was just my warm-up.
00:47:41I haven't even shown you the ace up my sleeve.
00:47:43Nate Foster is just a warm-up?
00:47:46He's better than some A-class shooters.
00:47:48Don't you get it?
00:47:49When that nobody loses, Jane will say it's because her guy's just a handyman.
00:47:53She's already looking for excuses.
00:47:55Good thing your daddy isn't around to watch you run his shooting range into the ground.
00:48:03Will you shoot for us?
00:48:08Jane, let me do this.
00:48:10Look, we need to be careful.
00:48:11See what Nate's level is, so just stop complaining.
00:48:14And watch his every move.
00:48:15Oh, that's her plan.
00:48:18Jane thinks I'm too good to go up against the warm-up guy.
00:48:21That loser really thinks Jane believes in him.
00:48:24Ha!
00:48:25I ain't here to waste my time.
00:48:27All right?
00:48:27Y'all really sitting in that handyman?
00:48:30Hey handyman, not everyone gets a chance to lose to a B-class sharpshooter.
00:48:34Consider it an honor.
00:48:35Maybe he'll finally see us as the real gunslingers we are.
00:48:38Yeah, he's just a gun-polishing grunt.
00:48:40Does he really think it's kind of hot shot?
00:48:42Jane, are you sure?
00:48:44I mean, your opponent is a B-class shooter.
00:48:47I've made my choice.
00:48:48All right.
00:48:51Contestants, choose your weapon.
00:48:53He's actually going up there.
00:48:55I can't tell if he's brave or just stupid.
00:49:06I didn't come here to pick on something new.
00:49:09Especially a grunt like you, not even fit enough to polish my guns.
00:49:12So you go ahead, princess.
00:49:14You can pick first.
00:49:24What?
00:49:25The shotgun is sitting right there and he's picking handguns?
00:49:29Probably because he doesn't know how to use a shotgun.
00:49:31That loser's about to embarrass us all.
00:49:34Especially your mommy.
00:49:36Oh no.
00:49:38Was I wrong to choose him?
00:49:40Nice!
00:49:41I thought this was going to be a boring snooze fest.
00:49:44Luckily, you brought us a clown to keep us laughing.
00:49:50Girl, what's going on in that head of yours?
00:49:52Say it ain't so.
00:49:53Really not going to pick that shotgun there, huh?
00:49:56Too loud for them fragile ears ears?
00:49:58Nah, for something this easy, shotgun's overkill.
00:50:04Whoa.
00:50:05Don't say I didn't warn you.
00:50:07And look here, I'm down an eye.
00:50:08Imagine how ugly it'd be if I had both, huh?
00:50:13Nate Foster.
00:50:15Load and make ready.
00:50:42And that was Nate Foster.
00:50:4315 out of 15, just under 20 seconds.
00:50:4715 in 20 seconds?
00:50:49Didn't he forget that bullet?
00:50:52No.
00:50:52He did it on purpose.
00:50:54He even set aside a bullet to kill two birds with one shot.
00:50:57And he's a B-class shooter?
00:50:59No way.
00:50:59That's an A-class performance if I've ever seen one.
00:51:02No, he's doing it to mess with Carl.
00:51:04He's trying to, like, frazzle him.
00:51:05Either way, Carl just sent a fucking chance.
00:51:08There.
00:51:09A souvenir for you to remember me by.
00:51:12Something to remember the day you got destroyed.
00:51:14Or better yet,
00:51:16blow your brains out
00:51:17after you're drowning in shame, huh?
00:51:24Carl, you're up.
00:51:32Nate Foster is on another level.
00:51:34At this point,
00:51:36all he can do is save himself the embarrassment.
00:51:38No, no, no.
00:51:39Let him try.
00:51:40Can't wait to see him shit the best.
00:51:42Been acting all high and mighty for way too long.
00:51:44About time someone cut you down to size.
00:51:46Jane's about to see you for what you really are,
00:51:48a worthless handyman.
00:51:50Not too late to switch guns there, partner.
00:51:52I even turned a blind eye.
00:51:53Jane, just tell Carl to fork it.
00:51:55He's done enough already.
00:51:56I'll put the team on my back.
00:51:57We'll win the next round.
00:51:58Maybe I'm asking too much of him.
00:52:01Carl can do it.
00:52:02I believe in him.
00:52:08Would you look at that?
00:52:09He has a little fan.
00:52:11Mommy should have taught you
00:52:13to not trust bad men.
00:52:16Carl wouldn't lie to me.
00:52:18He's not a bad man.
00:52:20You are.
00:52:2617.
00:52:27What's that supposed to mean?
00:52:42Look.
00:52:43This loser's out of his mind.
00:52:46Ha!
00:52:46What's he covering his eyes for?
00:53:18I'm going for it.
00:53:18I got eyes on target.
00:53:22What?
00:53:24The distance is 4,000 meters.
00:53:28That's too far.
00:53:30Let's abort.
00:53:31I'll make the shot.
00:53:33Wind's light.
00:53:34If I raise by 3.4 mil, shift the MOA by 0.7.
00:53:38Carl, this isn't about the wind.
00:53:39You only get one shot.
00:53:41Miss and you'll give away our position.
00:53:44One shot.
00:53:46One kill.
00:54:01Holy mother of God.
00:54:03You made it.
00:54:044,000 meters.
00:54:06You just set a new world record, man.
00:54:09They don't call you the king of guns for nothing.
00:54:11K.O.G.
00:54:13You know, I'm not in it for the fancy titles.
00:54:18So, what's next now that your last mission's over?
00:54:21I don't know.
00:54:23Spent my entire life in the service.
00:54:25Once this uniform comes off, I just want to get back to my gun range, my daughter, my grandkid.
00:54:32Just make it for all the time that we got lost.
00:54:36Don't worry.
00:54:36Don't worry.
00:54:37I'll miss you too, buddy.
00:54:43Carl!
00:54:43C.C.
00:54:45C.C.
00:55:10Today, we honor a national hero, a sniper who's defended our democracy, saved countless
00:55:18lives, and struck fear in our enemies.
00:55:22He now holds the record for the longest confirmed kill shot in history, the legendary King of
00:55:30Guns.
00:55:34And now, President Bradford will present our hero with the Medal of Honor.
00:55:48But please, save your applause for our hero.
00:55:52This is his first public appearance.
00:55:55Please welcome the legendary marksman, the King of Guns.
00:56:18All they talk about are the records I've broken, but no one remembers you, the man who died
00:56:25to make it happen.
00:56:26I'm done, Louis.
00:56:29I swear that my gun will never draw blood again.
00:56:34From now on, I'll protect your family with my life.
00:56:38You can rest in peace.
00:56:42Breaking news.
00:56:43Seconds before he is to receive the Medal of Honor, the King of Guns has vanished.
00:56:59Carl, can you check a gun apart for me again?
00:57:02Not today, kiddo.
00:57:04I promised your mom I'd do ammo inventory.
00:57:06I inspected the new guns.
00:57:08The checklist is on your desk.
00:57:09Thanks.
00:57:10Great work, Carl.
00:57:15What the hell?
00:57:24Fucking shit!
00:57:25Why is my ex-husband here?
00:57:31Why does this dog shit range not have anything other than broken down shit?
00:57:39Benny, what are you doing here?
00:57:40What?
00:57:41Can't come by and say hello to my beautiful wife and maybe get a little hug from my daughter?
00:57:46Hey, Rebecca!
00:57:48Just stop, okay?
00:57:50We're divorced.
00:57:51We've been divorced for years.
00:57:52Ugh, and you haven't changed one bit.
00:57:54Still, such a fucking buzzkill.
00:58:00Hey, baby girl.
00:58:01I know that you missed your daddy, right?
00:58:05You're okay.
00:58:11Just an ungrateful, spoiled little frickin' brat.
00:58:14Just like her mother, huh?
00:58:18And look at you two.
00:58:20Only a couple years divorced and you're already shacking it up with the local handyman.
00:58:24God, your standards have really hit rock bottom, huh?
00:58:27Carl is my employee.
00:58:28Nothing more.
00:58:30Besides, I've told you a million times I'm not paying your gambling debts.
00:58:33Now, I know you've got a little stash of money hidden.
00:58:36That's why you gave up on the Alamo.
00:58:38So just do the right fucking thing and give me my share.
00:58:41No, actually, I didn't take your money because I don't want a piece of shit like you near my dog.
00:58:44Well, then just pay up.
00:58:47Or I'll just show up here every day.
00:58:49Hell, maybe call in for a few safety violations, get the cops breathing down your neck,
00:58:53and we'll see how long you last in this business.
00:58:54Probably not very fucking long.
00:58:56You're not getting a cent from me.
00:58:58All right, well.
00:59:00Hey, Rebecca, honey.
00:59:01How about daddy comes and picks you up from school every day now,
00:59:04so we can get a lot more father-daughter bonding time, all right?
00:59:09Touch my daughter, see what happens.
00:59:13Ooh-wee, Janey baby.
00:59:14Looks like you got some boldness to you now.
00:59:17What are you gonna do?
00:59:18Shoot me in front of your baby girl here?
00:59:20Come on.
00:59:22Janey, put the gun down.
00:59:25That's what he wants.
00:59:26Don't let him get to you.
00:59:26Come on, Janey.
00:59:27You know I'm a B-class sharpshooter.
00:59:30I mean, you can see by the look in your eyes right now,
00:59:33that you're not gonna pull that trigger.
00:59:35You sure about those odds?
00:59:44Well, I am a betting man.
00:59:49Mommy!
00:59:50Jane!
00:59:50Hey, guy!
00:59:51Don't you fucking move, all right?
00:59:53You stay right there.
00:59:55Mommy!
00:59:55Now listen, baby girl.
00:59:57Tell daddy where the stash of money is.
01:00:00I-I don't know.
01:00:01Well then, daddy will give you a little push.
01:00:03I want you to think very clearly now, all right?
01:00:05Don't hurt my mommy!
01:00:07Then just tell me where the money is, sweetheart.
01:00:15Mommy!
01:00:27Mommy!
01:00:28Was he aiming for the trigger?
01:00:30I mean, the precision.
01:00:38Come on, you're okay.
01:00:41Hey, come on.
01:00:42You're okay.
01:00:43You're okay.
01:00:43I got you.
01:00:52What you just try to fucking shoot me well well I got news for you pal fucking missed I was
01:00:59trying
01:00:59to shoot you you'd be dead you think you scare me everybody here knows that I'm a B class ranked
01:01:05shooter you don't scare me at all what's it gonna take for you to leave let's do this the old
01:01:11school
01:01:11away see this gun I challenge you to an assembly contest first one to disassemble and reassemble
01:01:18this gun and shoot first wins if you win I'll leave if I win then you cut off that finger
01:01:24that
01:01:25you just used to pull the trigger deal no Carl you can't he's professionally trained well then baby
01:01:30just fork over the money Janie that's all you got to do it's okay mommy Carl's got this
01:01:45rules are simple disassemble then reassemble first to fire wins on your mark get set
01:02:15go falling behind already huh
01:02:42you're mag genius what are you telling me that gun's loaded
01:02:47dude you lost that's impossible all right I'm a B class sharpshooter you're a fucking handyman
01:02:52you're telling me I know that move my dad taught me that trick why does he know it
01:03:04Carl you're so cool you're my hero you know what I'm sick of your shit you little brat
01:03:10don't you even think oh oh shit this ain't over yet you know that
01:03:21fuck hey hey listen to me very carefully you touch them again and I'll make you suffer in
01:03:28ways that you can't imagine over and over until you beg me to end it you don't want me to
01:03:36step
01:03:36close to him ever again fine I won't fucking come near him again fuck away from me
01:03:50hey are you hurt Carl you're awesome my gosh I I don't even want to think about what would have
01:03:58happened if you weren't here you're bleeding oh no I'm I'm fine seriously it's okay I'll get you a bandage
01:04:09thank you hey baby why don't you go inside while Carl helps mommy okay okay okay I love you
01:04:16I love you I love you
01:04:31it's not so bad good
01:04:43hey is there something you're not telling me
01:04:49it's just that Jane Mr. Redford's pulling up the Chris Redford coach of the national shooting team
01:04:55come on cap now's your shot to impress him this is Chris Redford we're talking about here
01:04:59he's an A-class sharpshooter and there's only a hundred people in the world on his level can you
01:05:04imagine being that good is always someone better now even among all of these elite sharpshooters you
01:05:10don't find a better shot than the king of guns he's the best in the world there's no competition
01:05:13do your best today okay but just remember this is a chance to learn from one of the greats
01:05:17Chris Redford that second-rate lieutenant stuck on gun maintenance duty he's coaching the national
01:05:22shooting team oh hey um don't leave yet look today is huge for us if Mr. Redford can endorse us
01:05:30we'll
01:05:30be golden so stick around in case case of what this loser Jane I honestly don't understand why you insist
01:05:38on keeping him around Jane he's only been with us for a year and today is huge I mean we
01:05:43can't afford
01:05:43to take that risk yeah he's good at sweeping floors and cleaning barrels but that's it let's leave it to
01:05:49the
01:05:49professionals just stop being condescending okay Carl's one of us and plus he could use the
01:05:55experience so be nice all right go get ready I'm gonna go show coach Redford around just remember
01:06:00if we can impress him this will be huge for us a game know your place handyman don't even think
01:06:10about making a scene keep your head on straight if you want to shoot straight I'm a pro I don't
01:06:14need
01:06:15tips from a handyman stay in your lane you think you know more than our captain you haven't even taken
01:06:19a shot around here a nobody like you might not get it but this is a big deal for us
01:06:25you better not mess
01:06:28it up this is Alex captain of our shooting club he's the best shot we got watch and learn handyman
01:06:59so
01:07:01so
01:07:22not bad good shot great accuracy yeah dines all around you really are our best i'm a professional
01:07:29unlike someone who probably can't hit the target captain show him who's boss yeah watch and learn
01:07:36loser you're up handyman fix this piece of junk go on handyman it's your time to shine shine
01:07:51look at how dirty his hands are all he's shining are guns these days
01:08:04isn't carl the coolest sure if you're six
01:08:12so quickly no there's no way you can fix anything and where's the scope don't be fooled by his little
01:08:18party tricks kid hey it'll jam again soon give it three shots tops hey uh carl maybe just like
01:08:26double check it one more time i don't want it failing right now why don't you take a few
01:08:30shots first get past three and i'll take it you're not gonna embarrass me
01:08:41what no no scope don't want you to get 50 meters you think you hit anything at this range
01:09:07what the
01:09:08what the
01:09:26there no jams lucky shot i mean you whipped the last three anyway his stance and posture i mean
01:09:34he's definitely been professionally trained he's been here for a whole year now i how come i never
01:09:40noticed was that really just a lucky shot god how dare you waste bullets and mr redford's precious time
01:09:48mr redford he's just a handyman helping at the range i mean we'd never make a mistake like this
01:09:55only a dump like this would hire such clowns but hey guess that's all you can afford
01:10:04oh mr redford what a shame you came all this way for a circus act is this really the best
01:10:13your
01:10:13shooting club has to offer niece
01:10:18you're not welcome here matthew
01:10:22wow jane you've really turned this place into a dump
01:10:27my brother lewis were still around he'd be disappointed
01:10:31my father was a hero you keep his name out of your mouth
01:10:36what are you doing here i'm here to honor my poor brother the fallen hero and to see what this
01:10:44scrappy little shooting range is worth i'm not selling it so you can just go i'm not the one that's
01:10:50going to be leaving this is the loan your father took to build this shooting range putting the land
01:10:58up as collateral you've been making all the minimum payments for the years but the interest just
01:11:05keeps going up well that's none of your business i bought out the bank and financed you which makes me
01:11:14your new creditor you fucking asshole this place was my father's pride and joy and i would go bankrupt
01:11:20before selling it to you one word from me and this plot of land will be up for auction this
01:11:27range will
01:11:28be mine you and your nobodies can pack up your things and get lost matthew i mean how can you
01:11:35do this
01:11:36to us you know how hard my father oh come on don't say your uncle never gave you a shot
01:11:41with coach redford here what do you say we settle this with a little contest what do you want you
01:11:49win
01:11:49the range is yours to keep i'll even fund a renovation you lose shooting range is mine forever
01:12:05deal then it's settled if we lose are we gonna get kicked out
01:12:11don't worry sweetie it's not gonna happen don't back down now jane mr redford as coach of the
01:12:19national team we'd be honored to have you judge our little contest
01:12:30don't worry mommy we've got carl it'll just slow us down
01:12:53let's make this a best of three first round is trap shooting 15 clay pigeons total any weapon of your
01:13:00choosing we'll provide 15 bullets first person to hit the most targets in the least amount of time
01:13:06wins oh ho we got the first round in the back captain alex here once held the state record for
01:13:13trap shooting that's nate foster he's a b-class sharpshooter he's just a cowboy what's the big deal
01:13:20jane leave this first round up to me yeah you'll definitely win this okay guys even though he's only a
01:13:26b-class sharpshooter he's beaten a class gunman and clay pigeon shooting twice two a-class shooters
01:13:32he has a specialty and it's trap shooting
01:13:40maybe we can use him to test the waters
01:13:44round one carl you're up
01:13:51handy man he's not even on the team shouldn't we be sending our captain out there jane
01:13:55he's good at polishing guns not shooting them come on everything's on the line here
01:14:00he's probably gonna freak out and piss his pants or something jane are you serious
01:14:05sending a worthless nobody what you got nothing but losers on your team
01:14:11nate was just my warm-up i haven't even shown you the ace up my sleeve
01:14:15nate foster is just a warm-up he's better than some a-class shooters
01:14:20don't you get it when that nobody loses jane will say it's because her guy's just a handyman
01:14:25she's already looking for excuses
01:14:27good thing your daddy isn't around to watch you run his shooting range into the ground
01:14:35will you shoot for us
01:14:40jane let me do this look we need to be careful see what nate's level is so just stop complaining
01:14:46and watches every move oh that's her plan jane thinks i'm too good to go up against the warm-up
01:14:52guy that loser really thinks jane believes in him
01:14:57i ain't here to waste my time all right y'all really sitting in that handyman hey handyman
01:15:02not everyone gets a chance to lose to a b-class sharpshooter consider it an honor
01:15:07maybe he'll finally see us as the real gunslingers we are
01:15:10yeah he's just a gun polishing grunt does he really think it's kind of hot shot jane
01:15:15are you sure and your opponent is a b-class shooter i've made my choice all right contestants
01:15:23choose your weapon he's actually going up there i can't tell if he's brave or just stupid
01:15:38i didn't come here to pick on some newbie especially grunt like you not even fit enough
01:15:42to polish my guns so you go ahead princess you can pick first
01:15:57what the shotgun is sitting right there and he's picking handguns probably because he doesn't know
01:16:02how to use a shot that loser's about to embarrass us all especially your mommy oh no was i wrong
01:16:10to
01:16:10choose him nice i thought this was going to be a boring snooze fest luckily you brought us a clown
01:16:18to keep us laughing girl what's going on in that head of yours say it ain't so i'm really not
01:16:26going
01:16:26to pick that shotgun there huh too loud for them fragile ears ears yeah for something this easy
01:16:32shotgun's overkill
01:16:37oh don't say i didn't warn you and look here i'm down an eye imagine how ugly it'd be if
01:16:42i had both
01:16:45nate foster load and make ready
01:17:14and that was nate foster 15 out of 15 just under 20 seconds 15 in 20 seconds didn't he forget
01:17:22that
01:17:23bullet no he did it on purpose he even set aside a bullet to kill two birds with one shot
01:17:29and he's a b-class shooter no way that's an a-class performance if i've ever seen one
01:17:34no he's doing it to mess with carl he's trying to like frazzle him either way carl doesn't stand
01:17:38a fucking chance there a souvenir for you to remember you buy something to remember the day
01:17:45you got destroyed or better yet blow your brains out after you're drowning in shame huh
01:17:56carl you're up
01:18:04nate foster is on another level at this point all he can do is save himself the embarrassment no no
01:18:10no
01:18:10let him try i can't wait to see him ship the bed i've been acting all high and mighty for
01:18:15way too long
01:18:16about time someone cut you down to size jane's about to see you for what you really are a worthless
01:18:21handyman not too late to switch guns there partner i even turned a blind eye jane just tell carl a
01:18:27forfeit he's done enough already i'll put the team in my back we'll win the next round maybe i'm asking
01:18:31too much of him carl can do it i believe in him would you look at that he has a
01:18:42little fan mommy should
01:18:44have taught you to not trust bad men carl wouldn't lie to me he's not a bad man you are
01:18:5817. what's that supposed to mean
01:19:15look this loser's out of his mind ha what's he covering his eyes for
01:19:23he's not were he's not a bad man you are not a bad man you are not a bad man
01:19:37you are not a bad man
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