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00:27¡No!
00:32¡No!
01:09Oh my god, didn't I die?
01:12How, how did I become a mantis shrimp?
01:20Ethan, have a drink.
01:22Thank you, Sophia and Jackson.
01:24You've earned this.
01:25Oh, Ethan, you're so kind.
01:27Working for you has always been an honor.
01:30But honestly, you're an idiot.
01:32I want everything.
01:33You're a woman and all your wealth.
01:44Goodbye, Ethan.
01:45I never loved you.
01:47Sophia.
01:53Now, it's all ours.
01:58I will have my revenge.
02:01System cloud.
02:02Rebirth successful.
02:03Current form, mantis shrimp.
02:04Evolution path unlocked.
02:06Main tuna.
02:07Alligator.
02:07Whale.
02:07Poseidon.
02:08Accumulate survival points.
02:09Away evolution.
02:10Objective revenge.
02:11Excellent.
02:11Activate my revenge mode now.
02:13Revenge mode activated.
02:40What's the point of being reborn as a tiny shrimp?
02:42How am I supposed to get revenge like this?
02:45A shrimp with a system?
02:48Great.
02:49I can still evolve.
02:54Damn it.
02:55My luck's as rotten as that fool's.
02:57Relax.
02:58You're still luckier than that idiot, Ethan.
03:01I am not an idiot.
03:02So you dare to talk behind my back.
03:04Just you wait.
03:05I'll teach you a lesson.
03:17Hey, did you see that?
03:19Something moved.
03:20Something's on the lawn.
03:27Even the battle-hearted angler gets outsmarted sometimes.
03:31Damn it.
03:31That lousy fish dares to mess with me.
03:36Let me show you what Big Mike's secret fishing weapon can do.
03:41Enjoy the feast, little darling.
03:57Yes!
03:58I'm stronger now.
04:00But how do I gather shock points faster?
04:03How do I become a tuna?
04:06This time, I'll turn you into grilled fish.
04:18Collecting shock points this way is too slow.
04:20I need to take the initiative.
04:27Here goes nothing.
04:29I can feel it.
04:30This has got to be a monster.
04:39What the?
04:41Are you kidding me?
04:43All that for a damn shrimp?
04:45Give it up, Mike.
04:46You're cursed.
04:48Still better than you?
04:49You've got zero.
04:51Steady.
04:52Stay cool.
04:53You're not dying now.
04:58It's frozen.
05:00Scared to death?
05:01Now.
05:07Move, Ethan!
05:16You think you can catch me?
05:18Whoa!
05:19This shrimp's got moves.
05:23Got him!
05:32Worst luck ever.
05:34Outsmarted by a damn shrimp.
05:36That was close.
05:37Being a shrimp sucks.
05:39I swear.
05:40Next time I'll play nice.
05:41Congrats.
05:421,000 shock points earned.
05:44Evolution.
05:45Juvenile tuna.
05:53A tuna?
05:54My God!
05:55Look at this tail!
05:56This power is insane!
06:00Sorry, guys.
06:01I couldn't help myself.
06:03You taste incredible!
06:04God, I love being powerful!
06:09Sofia, Jackson.
06:11I'm coming for you.
06:30Why the hell are you so set
06:31on sailing in this crap weather?
06:45Jackson, you two finally showed.
06:57Keep it down.
06:59I've been having nightmares for days.
07:01Ethan, half his face bitten off,
07:03cursing me.
07:04You're too jumpy.
07:05It's international waters
07:07no one will ever know.
07:12I know.
07:13I just had to see for myself.
07:14That's why I brought Mike.
07:16Fishing trip.
07:17Perfect cover, right?
07:18He won't make it back.
07:19And even if he does,
07:21I'll send him to meet God himself.
07:25Let's see who dies!
07:32Warm yourself up.
07:34Hell yeah!
07:35This weather, I can feel it.
07:36Something big's coming.
07:37Good luck.
07:38Here's to your catch.
07:51Come on, Ethan.
07:53You've got this.
07:54A huge tuna?
07:56My luck's finally back.
07:58Relax.
07:59Just a spooked tuna.
08:13Come on, little fella.
08:14Eat up!
08:28Come on.
08:29Take it.
08:33Oh!
08:34Oh, it's on!
08:37This is it!
08:38This is the one!
08:40Easy.
08:40Don't snap the line.
08:42Easy.
08:42Don't snap the line.
08:48All right.
08:50Here's your front row seat.
08:55Yes!
08:55That's a monster!
09:00Why is it looking at us?
09:02What?
09:02It's just a fish.
09:04This will blow up online.
09:06Yeah.
09:07Get my good side.
09:11What the f***?
09:12It slapped me!
09:14Mike, how's that taste?
09:17Getting slapped silly by a giant fish.
09:19Your turn.
09:26That line's for you!
09:28You dare slap me?
09:30I'll chop you to pieces!
09:39Too close!
09:42Again?
09:44I'll chop you to pieces!
09:46System!
09:47Save me!
09:48I'm out of gas!
09:50Evolve!
09:51Now!
09:54Congrats!
09:56800 shock points earned.
09:58Perfect!
09:59Jackson, let's go another round.
10:11Jackson, is it just me or is this fish getting bigger?
10:16I see it too.
10:18Is this thing some kind of monster?
10:19Congrats.
10:20200 shock points earned.
10:22Fully evolved to adult stage.
10:25Still playing games?
10:34Stop moving!
10:36Jackson, now!
10:37Die!
10:38Ah!
10:39Jackson!
10:40Jackson!
10:40Jackson!
10:53My tooth!
10:55Congrats!
10:56500 shock points earned.
10:59Stay back!
11:00Whatever you are, stay away from me!
11:06Help!
11:07It's still alive!
11:08Jackson!
11:09Kill it!
11:10Now!
11:11Kill it!
11:11Today, we go down to...
11:13No!
11:17Oh my god!
11:21Shock points maxes out.
11:23Current total, 4,000.
11:24Unlock the next stage, alligator.
11:34You think this little toothpick can kill me?
11:37Fine.
11:38Keep your tracker.
11:39I want you to get a good look at my new skin.
11:42Warning!
11:44Crocodile form has reached max level.
11:46Next evolution unlocks in 24 hours.
11:4824 hours?
11:50Good.
11:51Starting now.
11:52Every second is your countdown.
11:57Keep breathing.
11:58When I come back, I'll hunt you down and tear you apart.
12:02One by one.
12:07The fun starts now.
12:09I'll be waiting for you.
12:15You incompetent fool.
12:17Everyone in the city is rocking us.
12:19We were defeated by a fish.
12:21Mike, your piss your pants video
12:23is sitting at a million views.
12:26My guy's already tagged you.
12:29Monster.
12:30That fish is a monster.
12:32Sir, calm down.
12:34Ask them.
12:35It slapped the hell out of us
12:37and blew up the whole electrical box.
12:40My reputation, the company's value,
12:42all ruined by your big mouth.
12:46It wasn't my fault.
12:47That fish.
12:48You'll pay for it.
12:49Or I'll toss you back into the sea
12:51to feed that fish.
12:52That thing.
12:53It's no ordinary fish.
12:56The way it looked at me,
12:57it was pure vengeance.
13:00Jackson?
13:03Bullshit.
13:04A fish with revenge in its eyes?
13:06You've just lost your nerve,
13:07that's all.
13:09If that dead fish really is him,
13:11I'll make sure he dies twice.
13:13I'll handle the backup.
13:14We need real professionals now.
13:16People who specialize in dealing
13:17with monsters like this.
13:19Professional?
13:20No one beats Casper,
13:22the deep sea butcher.
13:23The guy once took on
13:24a man-eating shark.
13:25Solo and won.
13:27By the time he ripped open its belly,
13:28the guy inside still had breath left.
13:30See this scar?
13:31No anesthesia.
13:32He stitched it himself
13:34with fishing line.
13:35That harpoon.
13:36Why is it glowing red?
13:37That's a thermal blast harpoon.
13:39One hit and it unleashes
13:405,000 degrees.
13:42It'll turn that beast insides
13:44into charcoal instantly.
13:45I don't care if he's a butcher or god.
13:47Just shred that beast.
13:49Money is no object.
13:51Perfect.
14:00Shock points plus one.
14:02Plus one.
14:04Barely a snack.
14:13Goodbye, Ethan.
14:15I never loved you.
14:16Now it's all ours!
14:18Damn it!
14:19How could I be so stupid
14:21actually lapping up their lies?
14:25Sophia, Jackson,
14:26what's taking you so long?
14:28I can't wait to see you
14:29begging for mercy.
14:30Not coming to me?
14:31Fine.
14:32Then I'll come to you.
14:39Here they come.
14:40That trember.
14:41Brought the big toys, huh?
14:44Huh?
14:45Huh?
14:59Come on.
15:01Time to reunite
15:02with my old friends.
15:10Ladies and gentlemen,
15:12we've reached the target zone.
15:14According to survivors,
15:16somewhere beneath these waters
15:17lurks a giant tuna
15:19that actively attacks humans.
15:21Honestly?
15:22A tuna?
15:23Using this thermal harpoon
15:24is like using a sledgehammer
15:26to kill a mosquito.
15:27Three minutes.
15:28Done.
15:29No way.
15:30The last crew all ended up
15:31in the hospital?
15:31Mike, bro,
15:32please don't piss himself again.
15:33Tactical retreat, okay?
15:35That was a tactical retreat.
15:38Target locked.
15:39Hostile entity approaching.
15:41The tracker's still on him.
15:42He's right under the hull.
15:45I knew it.
15:46That idiot couldn't even die right.
15:48Taking a tracker into the sea?
15:49He served himself up
15:50on a silver platter.
15:52Casper.
15:53Target's under the hull.
15:54Haul his ass up.
15:55See that, folks?
15:55That's the power of technology.
15:57Whatever that fish is turned into,
15:59as soon as that tracker beeps,
16:00drill time tonight.
16:01Here we go.
16:01Mike playing expert tracker.
16:03What's next?
16:03An ankle monitor bad feeling about this?
16:11These idiots still think I'm a tuna?
16:16Target locked.
16:17Hostile entity approaching.
16:26You really think you're fishing for me?
16:28Fine.
16:29Haul me up.
16:30Let me have some fun with you.
16:35Come on, then.
16:37Let's see what you've turned into.
16:46This...
16:47This can't be him.
16:49That's a crocodile!
16:50Wait!
16:51The tracker's on it!
16:52He actually turned into a crocodile!
16:54I told you it wasn't normal!
16:57Look at its eyes!
16:58They're exactly the same as that tuna's!
17:05Bullshit!
17:06Since when do crocodiles live in the deep sea?
17:09Idiot.
17:10Never heard of saltwater crocs?
17:12This weight...
17:14Not bad.
17:15Why...
17:16Why isn't it moving?
17:17Is it dead?
17:17Shut up, Casper!
17:19Reel it in!
17:19Now!
17:22Not so tough.
17:26It moved!
17:27It's alive!
17:31That tail could probably break a man in half.
17:33Casper's face is changing.
17:35Croc, keep pulling.
17:36I'll play a wrong.
17:45This thing's got some serious strength.
17:48Full speed reverse!
17:49Don't let it drag us!
17:52Fighting us!
17:53That's not possible!
17:55Crocodiles aren't this smart!
17:56Shut up!
17:57Fighting?
17:57I'm just warming up.
17:59And you're already scared?
18:03Damn!
18:03Almost dragged me under!
18:11That thing's ramming us!
18:13It's ramming us again!
18:17Congrats, host.
18:18300 shock points earned.
18:34I'm so furious at you today!
18:39Come out!
18:46It's...
18:46It's looking at me!
18:52Watch out!
18:54Long time no see.
18:56Here's your knife back.
18:58No!
18:59No way!
19:00It's just a coincidence!
19:01It's just a crocodile!
19:02I don't care what it is.
19:03Take this!
19:14You dodged it?
19:20It's really possessed!
19:22Good.
19:23This is getting interesting.
19:25I'm starting to like this little baby!
19:29Come here, baby!
19:31Taste hell!
19:33Hell, been there.
19:35Tasted it already.
19:38Massive shock points make detected.
19:40Current total, 3,400.
19:41600 needed for next evolution.
19:44Just a little more.
19:45Almost there.
19:51Jackson!
19:52It's sucking in water!
19:53What's it doing?
19:54Everyone stay put!
19:55The second it shows, I'll blast it!
20:07Did that croc just fly?
20:09What is it?
20:10A crocodile or a flying fish?
20:11Mike's gonna piss himself again.
20:12Screenshot this legendary moment.
20:16Whoa!
20:22Spare me!
20:23I was wrong!
20:24I don't wanna die!
20:25I don't wanna die!
20:27I don't wanna die!
20:33Casper!
20:35Kill it!
20:35Now!
20:42Finally scared.
20:47Damn!
20:49Too fast.
20:50Ladies and gentlemen, we are witnessing an unprecedented battle between man and crocodile.
20:56This crocodile displays extraordinary intelligence.
20:59Is it an ordinary saltwater crocodile or some kind of mutant creature?
21:02Stay tuned!
21:32Damn!
21:33200 puntos.
21:35Vamos a jugar un poco más.
21:37¡Dodge!
21:39¿Cuántas veces puedes derrotar?
21:41¡Jackson!
21:41Tal vez deberíamos de parar.
21:43En este momento la whole ship va a ir a sink.
21:44¡Stop!
21:45Dije que sus ojos se veían como Ethan, ¿no?
21:47Si no nos mató hoy, nunca tendremos paz.
21:50¡Es levantando nosotros!
21:59¡Hell, sí!
22:01¡Now eso es lo que estoy hablando!
22:03¡Há, há, há, há!
22:04¡Dive!
22:14¡It caught it!
22:16¡That's impossible!
22:24¡Shit!
22:29¡Congrats, host!
22:30¡500 points earned!
22:32¡Current total!
22:33¡Next ever whale unlocked!
22:35¡The crack can catch!
22:37¡Aro and Dota!
22:38¡It is the crack on averages!
22:40¡Ah!
22:41¡My ass again!
22:44¡Help!
22:46¡Someone get me out of here!
22:48¡There's a crocodile!
22:49¡A crocodile!
22:52¡Noooooooh!
22:56¡It's coming to eat me!
23:02¡It didn't eat me!
23:03¡It saved me!
23:04You, not even worth picking my teeth with!
23:07¡And between us, we don't have that kind of grudge!
23:10¡Damn it!
23:11¡I can't lose!
23:13¡Casper!
23:13¡The last arrow!
23:15¡Use it!
23:15¡This is whale hunting grade electromagnet explosive arrow!
23:19¡Whale hunting?!
23:21¡One shot!
23:21¡And no matter how big the whale, it's dead!
23:25¡Come on, you monster!
23:28¡I'm not a monster!
23:31Warning.
23:33Defectic.
23:33Immediate evolution recommended.
23:35Ten.
23:36Nine.
23:37Eight.
23:37Seven.
23:38Evolve.
23:40Fine.
23:41Let me show you something.
23:43Die!
23:44Die!
23:44Die!
24:13Evolution complete.
24:14Current Form, Adult Sperm Whale, Attack, 9500
24:18Special Skills, Deep Dive, Sonar Pulse, Tail Tsunam, Blast Spray, Infinite Defense
24:31The croc really turned into a whale? He really is a monster
24:36This, this can't be real
24:45Impossible, this can't exist
24:47The croc turned into a whale?
24:49Who wrote this saying?
24:50A 21st Century Pamp?
24:53What the hell am I fighting?
25:11Jackson!
25:16Let go, I want to die
25:18No, save me
25:21Sophia
25:21Ah
25:43Ethan
25:43Is that you?
25:45Thank you for saving me
25:51Page Hero saves beauty?
25:53I'm not dead?
25:54Perfect!
25:56I thought taking down that reckless Ethan would bring down a curse on me
26:01That I'd meet my end at the jaws of this beast
26:05Goodbye, Ethan
26:06I never loved you
26:09But this creature
26:14Is this thing playing with us?
26:16Is this thing playing with us?
26:18Casper, do something!
26:20Taking down it, now!
26:23Now
26:26It's your turn
26:37Casper, block it!
26:39What are you doing?
26:40You wanted to take him down it, right?
26:42Go!
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