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00:00कर दो कर दो
00:30कर दो
00:32दो पेखे अजैने आरै कर दो
01:12अचले प intelligence लिए मैंने मैंने ब क्या
01:17हेएए
01:30कि एमत्स पीर चैनल को फूर एिस तूरूल जूरॉज happenedScane अज़त्न एम प्रभभाइमान बशूर्चोंगे निएकर फ stärक
01:38रिकिन वसल अधार्ड़ को अज़ वहार रिक अणिक बसले टुट अटी बसले ओड हो जहार्ट को अज़ बसले करे यू
01:44अज़ य मैंद अटीज इस अ फट्डस अबसहें ही अमें अबलब अटार्ट चैसा इप्स तो अबनिया घ्कल अज़
02:05तोलीग הים जाट झालैटनला जाट तक जाट टो embora Ser
02:11So Rule'd?
02:12So Rule'd.
02:13Brewster!登ta
02:15girl! You hear
02:15it goes. Anton.
02:18Yes,
02:19okay yeah. You have
02:20to break your dry spell. Yeah,
02:23f**k off. Because you're
02:24getting kinda snippy. F**k
02:27off, girl. And also your
02:29standards are impossibly high. Okay, smart,
02:32kind, so gay that it turns a corner and becomes straight again, what is the problem
02:36with that? Anton. So Rule'd?
02:38So Rule'd.
02:40Fine, I'm
02:41horny.
02:43कोई~~~
02:43कह पाल्ठाइर ऍूम्मिरिल I know we don't have to do the whole
02:48thing first me because I already know I go I am
02:55बली Yास you must stop visiting your old high school
02:59इमे the Gavel you know no no more
03:01check-insμε supposed to know knock-knockota
03:03limit is it not not knock
03:05-knock just in the area high
03:07अवाँ!
03:08प्लेजलो लुछाँ!
03:09सबस्ट लोगरे हिएाँ!
03:12वेल्लेवाँ..
03:13प्लेवाँ!
03:18माँनाओ!
03:25जた लुषरों लुषर!
03:27प्लेवार लुषरों कि वेखाँ लुटत नुटता हुब
03:31लग लुटता हुपना लुटता है
03:35कि धिड़ी क्या हुए
03:37काथ्छ।, घजवनिकोता.
03:40घज़ेंहों हो सकते वालेटस दिफ्टेट Omahaaa कि रखरिंट्स दिर्वाइट мам Hess
03:43आप अश्यालेजीनी आव्याmill keih
03:46वु मारेको सेवें में अंतरी- Meeting उ क했습니다?
03:50में अछ। न यु நिन का रुप है रिवाछ का।
03:55अवी बग्या है मो Dal needs
04:03जरेम झालते हैं आवत ब्हुत क्ष
04:07भाहाओ, ही उत्त्रा टा क्व workspace
04:12क्यूह कंवांची इमuleण
04:15झाली वो छ्या रू framework
04:16मुर्णा प्रीन है
04:17कि अपने इट है
04:19को दो कि अ वी मुट भीछ इट पिज ए्ट जा राप जीए इंशने वे इंग इबाज और नापिट सब्सक्राइब
04:27संयत्या है
04:27Oh, Kelsey, that's a little rude, okay?
04:30So we're gonna call that Stripe One for the day.
04:32All right.
04:32Yeah, Josh.
04:33Hi, Josh Rappaport.
04:35Do you have any tips for interviewing people?
04:37Do I have tips?
04:39Yeah.
04:39Yeah, I have tips.
04:41So, sophomore year, I taught myself shorthand.
04:45Oh, that's right.
04:46Google hot to jot, Cheryl Koenig, game changer.
04:50Yes, over here, question.
04:52Um, didn't you stop by my Spanish class last week?
04:56Oh, yeah, yeah, you were there last week.
04:57I remember seeing you.
05:02No, I...
05:02I don't think I did.
05:04Did I?
05:05I don't know.
05:05Yeah, you asked if we were up to vosotros.
05:09I don't think that that was me.
05:11Do we have any other questions?
05:12Yes.
05:13Uh, yeah, why do you care if we're up to vosotros?
05:16No, you know what, why don't we keep it on track, shall we?
05:18Avery's right, she's here a lot, it's weird.
05:21Okay, so that feels like Stripe Two.
05:23Why?
05:27How is Rachel Sheffield always on a fucking cruise?
05:34I got an interview.
05:36What?
05:37I got an interview at, like, a company.
05:40No, I can't hear you.
05:41I have an interview at a company.
05:43Like, a fintech company.
05:45Wait, what?
05:46That's amazing!
05:47I know.
05:48Picture me, fintech.
05:50Can you see it?
05:52I'm at a desk, a bunch of staplers, little ones, big ones, staple remover as well.
05:56Of course.
05:57I'm sitting there.
05:58Hi, I'm Samir.
05:59I work at fintech.
06:01My voice is different.
06:02It's in fintech.
06:03But yes, I fully pictured it.
06:04Wow.
06:05And it's great.
06:06Okay.
06:08This is crazy.
06:09Just gotta look up what the fin means.
06:13Look that up.
06:14So now it's between Abby P and Abby F for the lead of Popcorn Forest the musical, but it's
06:18just like, Abby F's parents are in a commune.
06:20She isn't well.
06:21And done.
06:22You are officially air tagged.
06:24I love it!
06:25Wait, it's actually so chic.
06:26Should we take it for a test drive?
06:27Yeah!
06:28Go to Sephora?
06:28Somewhere scary?
06:29Oh my god, I love how you're speaking.
06:31That sounds so fun.
06:32I love it!
06:34What?
06:35Oh my god, look.
06:36Do we know?
06:37No, but that's like, literally Anton's type.
06:39No, he's with a girl though.
06:41Well, I started to like, notice people again.
06:43And it's the first time since Michael that I feel like I'm ready to get back out.
06:46Michael's gay, he's gay, he's gay, he's gay.
06:48And this is why I'm like, everyone should be in therapy.
06:51Ugh, I know.
06:53Wait, are you still coming to her?
06:54What's he say?
06:55Ugh, I can't tomorrow.
06:56I'm doing that park cleanup.
06:57How about that?
06:58Yeah, you know.
06:58Uh, hey, do you want to walk with these?
07:00Oh, shit, they're leaving.
07:01It's so boring.
07:02Wait, wait, wait, what do we do?
07:04Don't worry.
07:06Don't, don't, don't, don't.
07:08No, you did not.
07:09You did not have to.
07:10I really did.
07:10We are in a post-de-blasio, pre-Avatar 3 moment.
07:13We have to live.
07:14What's that have to do with this?
07:15No, look at me.
07:16Okay.
07:16We have to live.
07:17It's like a hundred bucks.
07:20Okay, the mailbox is so full, you guys.
07:22We actually have to think about opening that soon.
07:24He's here!
07:25We've been waiting.
07:26Whatever it is, no.
07:27I have work.
07:28No, no, no, so do we.
07:29We have been working to break your dry spell, actually.
07:32Allow me to explain.
07:34Okay, see me at a coffee shop outside.
07:37I'm wearing this gorgeous burgundy camisole,
07:38and my nipples look great.
07:39Oh, you took the air tag that we all chipped in on
07:41for your house rule,
07:42and you put it on a random guy that you profiled as gay?
07:44Or buy.
07:45No, he was definitely gay, but yes.
07:46Okay, I have to work.
07:48No, no, Anton, please sit down, please.
07:50We've been working on this all morning.
07:51Just five minutes.
07:52Thank you.
07:53So, now, look...
07:54Anton, full commit set.
07:57Okay, look at me.
07:59Now look at Paul Baker.
08:00Now tell him he's cute.
08:02You're cute.
08:03Okay, look at that dot.
08:05We saw that dot.
08:06We heard that dot's voice.
08:08We saw that dot's bicep ripple in the sun
08:11as he drank his dirty little slutty little chai.
08:13So slutty.
08:14I am telling you with full confidence,
08:16this dot could be more than just your first fuck in eight months.
08:20This dot could be...
08:22the love of your life.
08:24The love of your life!
08:29I've always wanted to read her.
08:31Take it.
08:31For real, take it.
08:34You'll love Elena Ferrante.
08:39You don't have to walk me out.
08:41Oh, please.
08:42The least I could do.
08:44Hey, sorry about the kids.
08:45Yeah.
08:45They're real shits this year.
08:47They really are.
08:48Well, come back next year.
08:49All the COVID ones are graduating, so...
08:51Oh, thanks.
08:52But this is kind of my farewell tour.
08:54Oh.
08:54Yeah, and not in the Elton way,
08:57where I keep coming back,
08:58but in, like, a Bowie way,
08:59where I die at the end.
09:02Oh, whoa.
09:03Who do we have here?
09:05The myth, the legend.
09:20Billy?
09:21You okay, Billy?
09:23Billy, you okay?
09:25Yeah.
09:25Oh, gosh.
09:26Well, can I...
09:28Would you like some water or something?
09:29No.
09:29I'll take it down.
09:30I'll take it down.
09:30Oh, don't take it down.
09:31Okay, I'll leave you there.
09:33Do you...
09:35Do you have some gossip?
09:36Teacher gossip?
09:37Madame de Bro's been embezzling from the French club.
09:41But then how will they go to Quebec?
09:44Um...
09:46Do you want to help me grade some essays?
09:52Yeah, I think I'd like that.
09:53Great.
09:54Ooh, Dot's leaving the Whitney.
09:56Oh, and you know he was there for the art, too.
09:58Like, that was way too long for just a status tote.
10:00Oh, my God.
10:01Wow, Dot's flying down 9th Avenue.
10:03Wow, Dot's in incredible shape.
10:05Anton!
10:06Okay, can you guys do this in truly any other part of the house?
10:09I have to go off mute in a second and say, uh-huh, or else I'll get an email.
10:12Yeah, I'm going to go prep for my interview upstairs.
10:14It's the one for fintech.
10:15And fin stands for financial.
10:17Just so we're all aware.
10:19Totally.
10:20See?
10:21Some people have actual work.
10:23Instead of wasting the day stalking a gay stranger.
10:27Dot's at Cafe Corinne!
10:28Is that good or is that bad?
10:29That's amazing.
10:29That's like Anton's favorite restaurant.
10:31It's like dim lighting, long communal sinks.
10:33Amazing soap.
10:35Good luck, Dot.
10:36You're going to have to wait in line for like an hour.
10:39Oh, my God.
10:40Wait, Dot's getting in.
10:41Oh, he must have a connection.
10:42Anton?
10:44Anton?
10:45Uh-huh.
10:46Great.
10:47Who is this perfect man?
10:52Yeah, so obviously it's a new space for me, fintech.
10:55But I am a quick learner.
10:57And I've been brushing up on Python since college.
11:00Okay, very nice.
11:02So, yeah, it'll be a jump, but, like, Harrison Ford started as a carpenter, right?
11:08Yeah.
11:09That's good.
11:10Well, look, Samir, we're building this team out fast.
11:13And I think I speak for all of us when I say we love you in the role as APM.
11:18So, uh, yeah, let's do it.
11:21Yeah?
11:22Yes.
11:23Like, that's it?
11:25That's it.
11:26You got the job, Samir.
11:28Woo!
11:28Good job.
11:29Yeah, that's great.
11:30No, that's great.
11:31Wow.
11:31Yeah.
11:32Wow.
11:32Oh, come on.
11:33That's it.
11:34Thank you, guys.
11:35We just said you got the job.
11:36You can celebrate.
11:38Come on.
11:38The interview's over.
11:40Okay, yeah, yeah.
11:41The job is yours.
11:42You've got this.
11:42I mean, yeah.
11:43It's exciting.
11:44Woo!
11:45Celebrate a little.
11:46Oh, man.
11:47Yeah, there we go.
11:49Good job.
11:50Uh-oh.
11:51Watch out.
11:53Woo!
11:53Woo!
11:54Hey, it's gone.
11:55Woo!
11:56Woo!
11:58Ah!
12:05Okay.
12:06I think I might have you guys on mute.
12:10So, how does it work, uh, with vacation days?
12:16Okay, wait.
12:17I think this is AI.
12:19Yes.
12:20I mean, they're all AI, but just how good is the AI that I'm grading?
12:28So, any chance you want to tell me what's going on with you?
12:35I just lost my job.
12:38So, fuck, Billy, I'm sorry.
12:41I did have a hunch.
12:43Well, you know, with all the, the knock-knocks.
12:49That's, I mean, no, I, I mean, I've been trying, you know, pretending like it doesn't bother
12:54me and trying to lean into it and telling myself that it's like this great opportunity
12:59to rebrand, but it's not, you know?
13:03Like, I'm 24, I'm unemployed, I'm about to be priced out of blonde, and now, on top of
13:08that, I'm in 15 grand of medical debt because of some hospital bill, thank you, and it's
13:13like, I don't know, maybe that's just what happens.
13:16Maybe that's what life is.
13:18You go from being all gold stars and potential to just some bitch who peaked in high school.
13:24Look, I, I've seen peaked in high school, all right?
13:28Max Rapoport.
13:30He's so bald.
13:31I know.
13:34I'm not worried about you.
13:36Whatever you're going through, you will get through.
13:39You will.
13:41Yeah, I hope so.
13:43You will.
13:44You just have to, you know, take it one step at a time.
13:47Okay, like, for example, what did the hospital say when you called them about the bill?
13:53You can call them.
13:55Oh.
13:56I feel like Dot's an uncle.
13:58But, like, he's not annoying about it.
14:00Like, he just, like, loves his nephews.
14:01Yes.
14:02And I feel like Dot has, like, a toolbox, but all the tools are actually, like, clicked
14:06in their place.
14:07Oh, 100%.
14:08Yep.
14:09Oh, okay, question for the group.
14:10Do we think Dot has a dick or a cock?
14:14Oh, interesting.
14:15Yeah, because, you know, some guys have dicks and then some guys have, like, cocks.
14:17I feel like Dot has, like, a schlong.
14:19Yeah.
14:19You know, like, it's, like, it's, like, heavy.
14:22Yeah.
14:22I feel like, mind wipe.
14:24Oh, yeah.
14:25Um, I feel like it's been hard to break my dry spell or whatever because I, like, hate a random
14:29hookup.
14:30But, obviously, if it's not random, then it feels like it means something.
14:34And then if it, like, means something, then I could get Jacobed again.
14:37Anton's ex broke Anton's heart.
14:39Dead to us.
14:41Amazing shoulders, though.
14:42Yes.
14:42Sorry.
14:43I mean, I can't avoid it forever, obviously.
14:45I just...
14:45Yeah.
14:46Hmm.
14:48Okay, you guys, I called mind wipe.
14:50Oh, totally, yeah.
14:51Sorry.
14:52Oh, my God!
14:53Samir!
14:54How'd it go?
14:55Uh, I got the job.
14:57What?
14:58And then, uh, and then I mooned them.
15:00Oh.
15:02Then I lost the job.
15:04What?
15:06So...
15:07Yeah.
15:11So...
15:15Maybe I'm a socialist.
15:16Oh, no, Sammy.
15:18Dude, you gotta...
15:19You can't let all that with the...
15:21with the haters and get the...
15:23Oh, my God, Dot's home.
15:24What?
15:24Dot's home.
15:24Google that building.
15:25Google it.
15:26Uh, E79, baby.
15:27E79.
15:28Oh, it's a doorman building.
15:29Oh, my God, I'm gonna be sick.
15:31This start of my life has begun my love.
15:32This is the start of my life!
15:37So, I have the itemized bill in front of me,
15:39and I did get, um...
15:41Yeah, all three of those scopes done.
15:43But you're looking at the procedure calculator online.
15:45And, um, I'm on the hospital website,
15:47and the procedure calculator is showing, um,
15:49a much lower price.
15:51Yeah, I'm looking at 1,700 for an endoscopy.
15:54And a thousand for a colonoscopy.
15:56And more like a thousand for a colonoscopy.
15:58Now, ask about the hardship payment plan.
16:00And let me ask you something, Cindy.
16:01Do you have a, um, a hardship payment plan?
16:04Mm-hmm.
16:05Because I, uh...
16:07I just got fired, so...
16:10Wait, really?
16:122,200.
16:14No, take it, take it.
16:15And that's over six months?
16:18Yes, yeah.
16:19Oh, my God, yeah.
16:21I can, I can, I can figure that out, I think.
16:24Yes, thank you, Cindy.
16:26Thank you so much.
16:27Okay, bye.
16:29Hey!
16:31Holy shit!
16:32Hey!
16:32Oh, my God!
16:33Hey, you were amazing!
16:35You were amazing!
16:36Oh, my God!
16:37Okay, 2,200 is still a lot of money.
16:39We'll figure that out.
16:39But, oh, my God!
16:41How did you figure out how to do that?
16:42Because there's a lot of years between 24 and 42.
16:45Plus, I once paid 10 grand for an MRI, so...
16:49Hey, wait till I get my hands on your resume.
16:53Oh.
16:55Oh!
16:56Uh, I don't know that we should do this in here.
17:00Oh!
17:01Oh!
17:03Oh!
17:08No, no, no, leave him, leave him.
17:09I'll give him all B's.
17:16Wait, I feel insane right now.
17:18If Dot's job transfers him to London, you are not going with him.
17:21Okay, I'm just saying, maybe I do go with him.
17:23And I'm just saying, where the fuck do I live?
17:25Well, we can't have a dedicated room for you in the flat.
17:28That's something we cannot do.
17:29Okay, then find a bigger house.
17:30I don't understand.
17:31Finder's fee, I got you guys together.
17:33Finder's fee?
17:33Yeah!
17:33How much do I owe you?
17:35I'll pay you.
17:36Hey, man.
17:36Uh, ID?
17:37Oh, yeah.
17:38Come on in.
17:41What are you watching?
17:43This, uh, squirrel is water skiing.
17:48Hey, what's the interview like for this?
17:51For what?
17:51For doing deliveries?
17:54Yeah.
17:54Just sign up.
18:03If anything, I can move in as godmother after you guys have kids.
18:05I mean, that'll be soon.
18:06Okay.
18:07I'm just being honest.
18:07Oh, shit.
18:07Whoa.
18:08What?
18:09Dot's in Queens.
18:10That's Harold's pub.
18:11Oh, my God.
18:12That's, like, two minutes away.
18:14What?
18:15What?
18:15Go to him.
18:16Go to him.
18:17Come on, Anton.
18:18This is destiny.
18:18This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.
18:20This is a love for your life.
18:21Okay, okay, okay, okay.
18:22I'll go.
18:23I'll go.
18:23I'll go.
18:23Yeah?
18:24I'll go.
18:24Yes, I'm going.
18:25I'm going.
18:25Okay, I'm going to get the couch.
18:26I'm going.
18:27You're going to meet your person.
18:28Oh, my God.
18:28What is happening?
18:30So, I obviously love you in a structured shoulder, but this one makes you look like Casablanca.
18:35Never seen it.
18:36Yeah, me either.
18:37Okay, that one.
18:37Okay.
18:39Oh, my God.
18:41Yes, Sam.
18:41Oh, my goodness.
18:42I'm going to go meet Dot.
18:42You're going to meet Dot.
18:43I'm going to be face-to-face with Dot.
18:44With the love of your life.
18:45Oh, my God.
18:47Deep breath.
18:48Deep breath.
18:50Hey.
18:51Go fuck his friends out, crazy girl.
18:59There he goes.
19:00We did it.
19:02You put me up, you break me down.
19:06Give me respect to myself.
19:10It's just a face.
19:11Just a face.
19:13Just another day.
19:14What is it?
19:16What?
19:17What is it?
19:18You're my best.
19:20You brought me up.
19:35Shit.
19:38Shit.
19:45Shit.
19:47Shit.
19:49Shit.
19:51Shit.
19:51Shit.
19:51Shit.
19:52okay with this fucking cruise oh that picture is good you think so yeah that's really good that's
19:57like a guy you trust with your food yeah totally he's not gonna have a fry what's going on
20:01Samir got a job she's employed fintech huh no I I moon them it was crazy but I am officially
20:09ba ba ba terms and conditions better being better boom I'm doing deliveries
20:14qualcلف!
20:17वे ये केज लूए ciento
20:20यूरी इंडिए
20:21है दो अप्रवाटantis
20:23जी हे लात
20:24कर्योंनननन WITH ये क Triboda
20:27कर्योंननन भेक
20:28ये लित वहतं है
20:35वहतं है वहतं है
20:36यह लुट है
20:43वहा
20:48बाँ नहीं कर दो नहीं कर दो
21:16if you want a fiskah
21:20I will run across the firear
21:24star a thousand feet high
21:28to the sun
21:33good to business
21:45झाल
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