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00:02LM
00:02I really appreciate the opportunity
00:04everyone in my class was after this internship
00:06I vote Whew 2 and NAOF melhor
00:08No problem, we are glad to have you
00:09So what do you guys do?
00:13Well, we install computer systems in grocery store chains
00:16and food manufacturers to align their inventory software
00:19with food banks and shelters all across the country
00:21so instead of unused food getting dumped
00:24it goes to people who actually need it
00:25Got it and what is a food bank?
00:30Maybe watch our video a few more times
00:33Yeah, I look different
00:38But hey, everything about me is different
00:41I'm happy, I'm successful
00:43I've learned to work productively with idiots
00:45My life is fantastic now
00:48You wanna know how I did it?
00:50All I had to do...
00:51Is stay completely away from my family
00:54ही तोशीजब दिए, हैं ख
01:23तो बाल
01:30जिस्टे वाल
01:36उफनो
01:41सबस्लारी
01:53कर दोरुछ दोछे कर दोग चाहिए करें करेंगा दो प्याओ एक चाहिए इब दो प्याहिए इण को मुण्क जाए हम
02:02बुछ एक अ करेंग टो अ sih कि ले अ बांख भ्या कई मुद्छे मो मैंध इव दो हो इंग
02:17न अफ
02:24I love you, I love you, I love you
02:27The middle one was nice, thank you
02:32So back in college, I completely turned my life around
02:35Because I realized, the less contact I have with my family, the less I act like a sociopath
02:40I've become more patient, less angry, way more mature
02:45Anytime I am around them, it takes me like two seconds to revert
02:48For crying out loud, I speak fluent Spanish
02:51I know how to say quesadilla
02:52I don't know, it sounded like you said quesadilla
02:54Oh no, you're like quesadilla
02:57Siempre hacen esto, intentan corregir a las personas por algo de lo que no sabes nada
03:01Say exactamente como van a enseñar quesadilla, quesadilla
03:05That's it, that's it, that's it
03:06They're going to say quesadilla
03:13Grandma's television was plasma, I had to watch two episodes of frickin' Dexter with her
03:17And it was obvious from the rich deep black
03:19You're insane, she bought that TV in 2015, alright?
03:22Clarity has full array LEDs with the same picture quality for a quarter of the price
03:27It's not showing off, it's a completely sensible, mid-priced sedan
03:30Why don't you just admit you're stuck up and shoving your shiny new car in my face to make me
03:34feel bad
03:34Is this stuck up?
03:36Is this showing off?
03:39Is this me trying to make you feel bad?
04:10It's not them, it's me, being around them
04:11It's only the 200 pack of votive candles and a thousand feet of ruby tassel garland
04:15Oh, there's gold
04:16No, 40th anniversary's ruby, not gold
04:18You got in the game, Hal
04:20Hey, lovebirds
04:22I hid your mini disco balls
04:24Thank you, Craig
04:25They're in the clone aisle
04:26Behind my signature scent
04:29Which is?
04:30Suave Sauvage, for him
04:33Already got it
04:35So, how do you like the new job?
04:37Well, my heart belongs to Lucky Aid
04:39But after they denied my promotion in that mysterious, untraceable fire
04:43I'm glad I found a new home
04:44Lois, come quick, it's that famous celebrity you like
04:48It's the Hinkum Street, my Hinkum Street
04:50Oh, no, shh
04:53Oh, yeah, yeah
04:55Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
04:59Never had much faith and love for miracles
05:04Miracles
05:05Never wanna put my heart on the line
05:11But swimming in your water is something spiritual
05:16Spiritual
05:17I'm born again every time you spend the night
05:23Cause your sex takes me to paradise
05:27And it shows
05:30Yeah, yeah, yeah
05:32Cause you make me feel like
05:35I've been locked out of heaven
05:39For too long
05:42For too long
05:45Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
05:49Yeah, yeah, yeah
05:52Can I just stay here?
05:55Spend the rest of my days here
05:58Cause your sex takes me to paradise
06:02Yeah, your sex takes me to paradise
06:05Yeah, your sex takes me to paradise
06:08Yeah, your sex takes me to paradise
06:11Yeah, your sex takes me to paradise
06:14Yeah, your sex takes me to paradise
06:23jsut
06:24जैसे
06:25आजन हो
06:26को घ्ली के लाइ खाहा ह।
06:28जह सकते हैं जिती हैं
06:30जहाँ, दाइसली में अजल, अज़ को पाल भी है
06:34अज़ अज़ जा नहाँ
06:36वहा है walks अज़ तोा दीडोर फसके लाइश्चारा
06:38जह एका बारी के लेगा
06:39वेभर जफ बारी के लेगा
06:42इपन रिखन एद समय वान आफिर्बस झाल कि इपन उस्ट इन आफिर्स हैं?
06:47प्रण जब हैं, उस ब्राम अथम् सब्सक्राइश, य्ट इन आफिर्शह्री जिस्टेश, जो अवेश्यन कि ए्ट शायं तूम्हाश्री हैं?
07:00फ्रवर्वार गैंगरे बाद सुनारे लजा है वे इन ताइब के बाद हैंगर अजैंग को अवा इता अब एिंट अग बना
07:10है अपिद एंगर चेम अबक वर्साट अवब से लिग दूए एक जान। हैंगर हैंगर इंगर बेंगर बद करनाव इस्थे PCS
07:18लोका के लिए नंज
07:30को मैंने लोगा कर वे कि आही कर लो आगागा..
07:32कि युवोजब ओर लुज goose को युवोजब रामी और लुए सम्मालाम
07:38लोन ले लोटो
07:40इसक्रो आरledge लुग युवो आ� posición अवागं
07:43को सीधार हो सहां में
08:00और बॉण भ्र बज रॉड़ ayो!
08:04जी का इस्याहत के एल?
08:05टेस्याहत के एंईink है।
08:07प्रप्स मेратीजहें, आवार अना अ customer
08:12लड़तर ली banking सहे हैं
08:12सब्साब य। लिल्या Can Gиновा old रetos works
08:15यहाओगा हो यह थनि DAN, ???
08:25पंवाती प्रणीन मुः plugin
08:30जैंब करेंग मैं हैं
08:34फम्हीं एलुट है
08:37इवलुट है
08:41माई जाव मिल्क जो येगिए बात।
08:44मूबहें लः बात쿵ान
08:47क्लिए कि अवर्शमान
08:49थप्टतिशन लूरी
08:51लिए एपाषणि और राइ?
08:54सूदीHe वासे एज?
08:56कर चाईए पर्फदे पर्टी पर्टी प्रीजज सहूई अज़क्क आपकिस किया अजया है यू हैूंन यू ए से अज़ अज़का अज़
09:17अज़ ऑने जो
09:26and hard working and incredibly perceptive.
09:28Yeah, thanks for that too.
09:30That's how I noticed every smirk
09:31and slight and microscopic eye roll
09:34aimed at me since first grade.
09:36Why'd you have to be so gentle with me growing up?
09:37I have no armor!
09:39Leah, look, I am so sorry you're going through this,
09:42but I promise it'll get better.
09:44It got so much better for me once I went off to college,
09:47so that's less than a...
09:49a decade.
09:52It's actually worse
09:53when he tries hard.
09:56ET हैं,टे अऴंटा Baye ?
09:58में नर्वे भचेले दो झाले नर्वेस इंवे刃
10:01अåर्पे , र handicार के टू деньги
10:04मेअ ब पिल्गा नर्वे सा अर्वे त perlu
10:07आ खेन şunu हैं,टे उओ जे दो ओू हॉवे?
10:09�aciैजा नर वजोब वा ट है
10:12मैं लूब ऩाज ब मत इंवा contributing
10:15but I'm here for you, like always, I love you, really love you
10:23love you so much
10:29Malcolm, I need you to call me back today about our anniversary
10:31we have to know when you're coming, and we know you're coming
10:33because you would never be that monstrously inconsiderate, love you
10:38I didn't answer dad's voicemail yesterday, so I knew it would escalate to mom
10:42hard work the email, sorry, I was in emergency meetings till late and I just heard your voicemail
10:46I schedule that to send at 2 16 a.m. that way I look considerate
10:50for emailing instead of calling her back, trust me, she'll check the timestamp
10:54I have to set up six more food banks this month, but barring a crisis, I'll be there
10:59that's what's great about running a charity, anything I say is a crisis
11:02is a crisis, for charity
11:07I scored the cut, I'm dry fitted twice, so now I go again
11:10perfect, this is so easy, I had no idea, I can't wait to start the gazebo
11:14next week, you know Reese, doing these projects together every weekend
11:19I love it more than anything, me too
11:22I have to confess though, that this floor was fine, you don't actually have to rotate floor
11:30tiles every six months, I know, you do?
11:34but almost every job we've done, the car, the backyard irrigation, the washing machine
11:39they didn't need to be done either, it's my favorite thing to do anyway
11:42I'm spending a lot of money fixing things that don't need fixing
11:48and since this is really just about us spending time together
11:52maybe we can do jigsaw puzzles
11:53no, I know how to do puzzles, you steal one piece
11:57so you're the only one that can finish it
11:59we have to be building or fixing things
12:01oh son, whoa, what's going on?
12:05dad, have you ever heard of a metaphor?
12:11yes, Reese
12:12we all know my life sucks
12:14I ruin my job, my marriages
12:17I don't really have any friends
12:20that's not the metaphor yet, ready?
12:23things like gluing these tiles so they fit together perfectly
12:26is a metaphor for me fitting in with people
12:29and these tools are a metaphor for you
12:32and all the things in life you're teaching me
12:36dad, you're a tool
12:37a tool to help me build my life back
12:42I will always be your tool
12:48you know what's great about going to a fancy private high school?
12:53nothing, it was the same emotional shithole as every other high school
12:59hi, Allison
13:00did you get my invitation?
13:02it's going to be really fun
13:02dad got an aura camera
13:04I did
13:05thanks
13:06great, see you there
13:18oh, hey, Cheyenne
13:20I couldn't finish my math homework
13:22can you show me how to do a slope intercept?
13:24of course, I don't mind at all
13:25I'm always happy to help
13:26you know, you don't have to panic about it
13:28I wasn't panicking
13:30oh
13:31it's just
13:32I can see where you've been pulling out your hair
13:35I'm not saying you pull out your hair
13:36it's probably just ringworm
13:37and that's easy to fix
13:39eight weeks of fungicide pills
13:41because it's not an actual worm inside your head
13:42it's a fungus
13:46oh god
13:47what do I do?
13:48make it seem like I was joking?
13:56what is wrong with her?
13:58I'm really sorry about the whole thing
13:59you othered Cheyenne in view of the peer group
14:02yeah, I knew I was upsetting her
14:04and I was trying to fix it
14:05but I kept making it worse
14:07because right before
14:07other girls hurt my feelings
14:09so I wasn't thinking clearly
14:11I'm not blaming them
14:12they can't help it
14:13Robert Topolsky has pretty compelling research
14:15that endorphin levels actually spike
14:17when members of an in-group exclude or attack members of an out-group
14:20at least with chimpanzees
14:25he's on YouTube
14:35once a week you'll stand in the front yard
14:38shirtless and plex
14:44get ready
14:45you're gonna see something shocking
14:48hey
14:49I'm proud of us
14:50we actually got all the way to the bed before we went at it
14:55Tristan
14:56my girlfriend
14:57I mean, it is so much more than that
15:00she loves me
15:01I know, it sounds like a lie to me too
15:06how was your day?
15:08it was good
15:08we won the Grosvenor Innovation Grant
15:10I beat an AI
15:12dude
15:13you don't have to keep proving how smart you are
15:15I really don't care
15:16oh, except for my taxes
15:18that was awesome
15:19so what do you care about?
15:21I care that you always listen to me
15:23and that you're supportive
15:25and that you keep your promises
15:28and
15:29mostly I care that you understand
15:31in a deep
15:32and complete way
15:34who I am
15:36inside
15:37and you love me anyway
15:39and I am so grateful for that
15:42Jesus, I thought we were just doing panther
15:46I gotta get on my phone
15:51she's gonna like me
15:52right?
15:53are you kidding?
15:54Leah's gonna love you
15:55you're as worried as I am
15:56what makes you say that?
15:57because you know that if she doesn't like me
15:59we can't
16:00move forward
16:01I mean, eventually we'd have to break up
16:03but I have so many plans to prevent that
16:05mutual interest outings
16:07weekly kindness days
16:08shared journaling
16:08there's one where you
16:10hold on to the end of a yarn ball
16:11and you pass it back and forth to each other
16:13and you keep saying nice things
16:14and you keep throwing it
16:15until you guys are both
16:16tied up really tight together
16:17in the yarn
16:20I'm betting on us
16:22look
16:22you can make friends with anyone
16:23I've seen it
16:24and it's obvious how much we love each other
16:26Leah's gonna see that
16:27and she's gonna want to be a part of it
16:28I don't know
16:29when I was her age
16:30I hated myself
16:31and everything in my field of vision
16:32so shall I grow it?
16:33can we wait for that?
16:35no
16:35no
16:37it is past time we did this
16:39we're doing it
16:40okay
16:41you're also honest
16:43and sincere
16:44and sensitive
16:46not to mention in bed
16:47the way you combine
16:50enthusiasm
16:50and startling
16:52physical strength
16:53with a clear understanding
16:55of nuance
16:56yeah
16:59Tristan likes screens
17:00so maybe wear your chinos
17:01she went to private school too
17:02so you can talk about that
17:03and politics just makes her upset
17:06movies
17:07she can talk about them all day
17:08but she loves rom-com
17:09so don't you say anything snotty
17:11you can write this down if you want
17:12I would
17:13but my pen is busy
17:14doing actual homework
17:16sweetie
17:16so when do I yell
17:17I want my real mommy
17:18and run out in tears
17:20I'll surprise you
17:21please
17:21this is important to me
17:22dad
17:23I get it
17:24it's your only chance for love
17:25and I have complete control
17:27over your future happiness
17:30every parenting book
17:31says I shouldn't let you believe that
17:37Kelly where are you?
17:38what can I do?
17:39are you okay?
17:39what's the matter?
17:40that I have to make up a lie
17:41to get my own brother
17:42to answer the phone
17:43you have to promise me
17:44you'll come to mom and dad's anniversary
17:45Kelly I'm trying
17:47hey listen to me
17:47all they talk about
17:48is whether or not you'll be there
17:50they're old Malcolm
17:51they could die any second
17:53decapitated in a car wreck
17:54slowly choking to death
17:55on a respirator
17:56from some lingering illness
17:58stabbed over and over
17:59by some drifter they took in
18:00clock is ticking busy boy
18:02you can do this for them
18:03I am doing everything I can
18:05to be there
18:05but my charity just has me
18:06so busy all the time
18:07you can figure out
18:08all this advanced infrastructure
18:09for hundreds of charities
18:10and corporations
18:11but even after six months notice
18:12you can't plan half a day off
18:15wow that's almost mom level
18:17okay
18:17at their age
18:18they're a little self-righteous
18:20simultaneously overconfident
18:21and insecure
18:22validate their intentions
18:23and blow some smoke
18:24look I am glad
18:26that you see how important
18:27this is for mom and dad
18:27they are lucky
18:28to have you looking out for them
18:29other kids your age
18:30aren't half as perceptive
18:33what I'm on the phone
18:35okay
18:36I am so sorry
18:37but I do have to get back to work
18:38but don't worry
18:40I'm sure I can be there
18:40love you
18:41hey Linda
18:41can you print me that report
18:44with that one
18:44you gotta get in and out
18:46before they can think too much
18:47how do you not allow glitter
18:49you're a party venue
18:50I just want a couple of handfuls
18:52for people to toss
18:52during our spotlight dance
18:55okay so no glitter
18:57did our monogrammed cocktail stirs
18:59with the little hearts
19:00did they come in
19:01no no
19:02they come with
19:03the radiant elegance package
19:06the radiant mystique elegance package
19:09how much does that cost
19:13okay let's do it
19:15such nonsense
19:16I'm sorry to be taking
19:18all the attention away
19:19from your 40th birthday
19:20mom I'm a 39
19:22I was born on your first anniversary
19:24not your wedding day
19:2739
19:29of course you are
19:30hey how are you guys enjoying
19:32the new guest suite
19:32the garage
19:33yeah once we unpacked the bag
19:35stomped a few spiders
19:37got the plastic tarp off the bed
19:38it was real homey
19:39me and dad did all the renovations
19:40your brother's become
19:41quite the handyman
19:42well it is great
19:43a heads up
19:44the toilet wasn't connected
19:45would have been cool
19:47you know we could afford a motel
19:48absolutely not
19:50we love having you here
19:51besides you gotta save up some money
19:52until you get a solid job
19:53mom I've been there 15 years
19:55I'm senior management
19:56I have 75 people under me
19:58that's 75 people plotting to replace you
20:01and you need to retie your bows
20:03they need to be droopy
20:04they droop
20:05they need to droop languidly
20:07look at your fathers
20:08your knots are too crisp
20:10use baby hands
20:11why don't you criticize his bows
20:13those aren't languid
20:14they're turgid
20:14dad likes me better than you now
20:17did you ever talk to Maltham?
20:19no we keep trading emails
20:20back and forth
20:20I know he's doing good things
20:22but he is gonna work himself to death
20:24I just got off the phone with him
20:26he's not coming
20:33okay we can do this
20:34it's gonna be great
20:35love you
20:36love you
20:36do you need to pee?
20:37no
20:37yes
20:38no
20:38no
20:43Leah we're here
20:46Leah this is Tristan
20:50hi
20:51hi
20:52Leah
20:59good we're easing in slowly
21:01it's no rush
21:06so how much did he prep you?
21:13when you were four
21:14you tried to scare Miss Rachel
21:15into canceling preschool
21:16by saying her mold didn't look right
21:21you have to twist your hamburger bun
21:23exactly three times
21:24so the condiments smear evenly
21:27you refused an award
21:29from the state young scientist challenge
21:30because you thought it would make you
21:31a famous nerd
21:33you love being a physical therapist
21:34but you are grossed out
21:36when you have to touch old people
21:38you fly into a spinning rage
21:39if you do wordle in three
21:40I do
21:42sometimes when you stand up too fast
21:44you fart
21:44and I have to ignore
21:47I do
21:47you don't
21:49now him
21:51has he ever told you about his
21:52reluctant move
21:54and apologies
21:54oh my god
21:56no
21:56one time I found a notepad
21:57where he wrote
21:58assemblyman
21:59congressman
22:00lieutenant governor
22:02and the thing
22:03the thing with the actor sheet
22:08why
22:08I don't know
22:10I've never been so happy
22:12to be humiliated in my life
22:13he always does
22:14this could be my family
22:15my last checkbox
22:16this is amazing
22:18Malcolm
22:19we are not doing this
22:20by email
22:21or text
22:22or over the phone
22:22or by zoom
22:23we are going to talk about it
22:25no matter what you have to arrange
22:27you are going to be
22:27at our anniversary
22:28with the rest of the family
22:29dad
22:35you have a daughter
22:37she's alive
22:41what's happening
22:47you made me do this
22:48Malcolm
22:49this family's
22:50non-stop
22:50anti-social behavior
22:51and mindless belligerence
22:53and myopic priorities
22:54are toxic to me
22:55every single bad thing
22:57that happened to my life
22:58is your fault
22:58getting away from you
23:00is how I finally
23:01stopped being
23:01such an asshole
23:04wait
23:04so
23:05your
23:05biggest
23:06problem
23:07is
23:08that we
23:09exist
23:15thank you
23:17how are you
23:18I don't know
23:19how could you
23:21do this
23:21to your family
23:22no stop
23:23you insisted
23:25on barging in
23:25on my home
23:26okay
23:26without an invitation
23:27so you can at least
23:28give me the courtesy
23:29to explain myself
23:30please
23:30sit down
23:36no stop
23:37no stop
23:46no stop
23:52oh
23:54no
23:55झाल झाल
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