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My Fake Office Fiance 2026 Full EP - Short Drama 2026 🖤💥
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03:09Un little snag.
03:11So for you to be our CEO,
03:13you're gonna have to be married.
03:15Huh?
03:16That cold-hearted bitch.
03:18No promotion, huh?
03:20That's it, I'm gonna quit.
03:21I'm gonna go in there and tell it right to a sadistic fucking face.
03:27I'm sorry, you're saying my options are
03:31I get married in a week
03:33or I forfeit the CEO position?
03:36Where is this coming from?
03:37The shareholders.
03:41You know my son, Devin.
03:43He's our newest board member as of this morning.
03:47We know it sounds a little backward.
03:49Shareholders expect traditional family values.
03:53As a single woman, you're just too intimidating for these guys.
03:58Jenna, we need to talk.
04:01All right?
04:03I can't hold it any longer.
04:04Me neither.
04:05Surprise!
04:07We're engaged.
04:08We're engaged.
04:11We're engaged.
04:27We're engaged.
04:37¡Demgan Andy!
04:37¡La love of my life!
04:40¿Qué?
04:41¿Es esto as�
04:44¡O de vez!
04:47¡Gena King es mi
04:48¡Gena King!
04:49¡Sue.
04:51¡Loeving!
04:52¡Fianzay!
04:58¡Fianzay!
05:00¿Qué te dice?
05:02¡Es todo settled, entonces!
05:04¡Ele van a la paperwork
05:05¡Aplausos!
05:07Next week after the wedding, we'll make it official.
05:10Of course.
05:12Engaged means we'll be getting married next week.
05:16It's different when you say it like that.
05:19Congratulations.
05:21Congratulations.
05:22See you at the wedding.
05:26You're going down, Kate.
05:27Not if things went the way they did last night.
05:39What the fuck?
05:41I know.
05:42What the fuck?
05:44I know.
05:45Look, they weren't going to give me the position unless I said that I was married.
05:50I panicked.
05:51Oh.
05:52Well, you can keep panicking.
05:53Because we are not getting married.
05:55I came in here to tell you that I quit.
05:57What?
05:58And that you're a selfish asshole.
06:04Okay, that sounded a lot more harsh out loud.
06:07What are you going to do about it, huh?
06:09Fire me?
06:10You are selfish, Jenna.
06:12Yeah, but so are you, Brian.
06:14Oh?
06:15What do you want?
06:18I want a raise.
06:20Fine.
06:21No, no, no.
06:21I want a promotion, then the raise.
06:23This is not a fucking magic lamp, Brian.
06:25Well, then I'll just tell them you lied.
06:26Oh, Devin!
06:27No, no, no, no, no.
06:28Okay, fine.
06:28Fine.
06:28You can have a raise.
06:31And promotion.
06:32And your promotion.
06:33Yeah.
06:35I didn't know you were so annoying.
06:37Oh.
06:38Well.
06:39I certainly knew you were.
06:42You're engaged?
06:43Huh?
06:44How could you?
06:47Oh.
06:48What are you doing?
06:51Panicking.
06:59It's not like you would tell your ex-girlfriend that you're even seeing someone?
07:03What?
07:04Betrayal!
07:05Tasha, come on.
07:07We went out for one drink.
07:10And then we slept together for months.
07:18As an inter-office relationship, you both are subjected for an HR interview.
07:23Answers to this interview are considered on the record and result in considerable fines
07:28if found to falsely represent the relationship.
07:31Okay, that doesn't sound legal.
07:33I don't make the rules, Mr. Arnum.
07:35But I do.
07:38Isn't that funny?
07:41As you know, it's a very powerful company, which means that if we ever find out that
07:47this engagement of yours is a sham, not only will you lose the CEO position, but we will
07:53ruin you.
07:55Legal or not.
07:58Right.
08:00Question number one.
08:01When was the first time you two were intimate?
08:07Oh, you owe me a big time.
08:11It was, uh, after the Poulsen style party.
08:15Yeah.
08:16Miss King, uh, Jenna invited me as her plus one.
08:23Clark?
08:23Honey?
08:24You said you would do it.
08:25No, I don't want to.
08:26Hey, stop.
08:28Stop.
08:29Stop.
08:30Stop.
08:31Stop.
08:31Stop.
08:34Stop.
08:36And, uh, we shared a very, very special night.
08:42What?
08:43Please just stop.
08:47No, I'm not.
08:48Come on.
08:49I'm not.
08:50Okay.
08:51Come on, show me.
08:52What do you got?
08:52Best move.
08:53Step touch.
08:55Okay.
08:57Okay.
08:59Come.
09:00Oh.
09:01A little bit.
09:09Can I kiss you?
09:11Such a gentleman.
09:14Time to go.
09:22Thanks, bud.
09:24Let's go.
09:25Let's go.
09:28Yep.
09:29That was the first time we were intimate.
09:33Charmy.
09:34Moving on.
09:36What is Jenna's favorite underwear?
09:39This is ridiculous.
09:40Standard procedure.
09:42Yeah.
09:42But if you don't want to go through it, I'm more than happy to tell the board that you were
09:46receiving the offer of CEO.
09:50Black lace.
09:52From Agent Lace.
09:54Collabed with Lovely Design.
09:55Is it also standard procedure to have her strip right here to prove it?
10:00This is so funny.
10:01He's so funny.
10:04Favorite movie?
10:05Speed 2.
10:07Favorite flower?
10:08Peonies.
10:09Especially when they're not in season.
10:15Well, you two seem to know a lot about each other, right?
10:18But Brian, did you happen to know that your fiancee here, she was cheating on you last night.
10:25With me.
10:30Yeah, well, we, uh, had a sort of last hurrah moment.
10:36And, uh, honestly, I'm just surprised that she spent her last hurrah slumming it with you.
10:44You two better watch her back because I'm coming for you.
10:47And I'll expose you.
10:49And then I'll ruin you both.
10:53Good luck.
10:56Tasha.
11:04That was brutal.
11:06I can't believe you slept with that guy.
11:09You're one to talk.
11:10Touché.
11:12He's right, though.
11:16If we're gonna do this, we need to really commit.
11:20You need to move in.
11:21Tonight.
11:24Here.
11:25Take my card.
11:26I'll cover any moving expenses.
11:29Look, this isn't ideal for me, either.
11:32Believe me.
11:33But we need to make it at least look like we're on a united front.
11:41By the way, how did you do that?
11:42I know all the answers to the questions.
11:44It's like you were living in my brain.
11:46You know, it's literally my job to know and anticipate everything about you.
11:52Well, it's creepy.
11:54Hey, just be glad they didn't ask anything about me.
11:57What is that supposed to mean?
11:59You know absolutely nothing about me.
12:02That is incredibly untrue.
12:04Where am I from?
12:05A farm.
12:07Mm-hmm.
12:09Ville?
12:10Nice.
12:11How old am I?
12:13Hopefully over 18, am I right?
12:16I'm turning 30 on Sunday.
12:17Really?
12:1830?
12:18And you're still an assistant?
12:22My bad.
12:23Uh, I will take you out for a nice dinner.
12:28Sunday is the day that we're getting married.
12:30Right.
12:32Ranger?
12:35Well, this is serious, Jenna.
12:39All right, it's probably fun for you fucking around with finance bros, but this could ruin
12:45us, and you might be fine, but I could lose everything.
12:49I'm out on a limb for you.
12:51I know.
12:52I know I'm asking a lot of you, but I swear I will make it up to you.
12:57Starting today.
13:03Oh, come on, get off my ass.
13:11That's right, mother.
13:12Fuck!
13:17No fucking way.
13:19Welcome home, sweetheart.
13:22What did you do?
13:23You told me I needed to move in, so I moved in.
13:26It's like a fucking manosphere threw up on my house.
13:31Our house.
13:33You know, I'm starting to agree with Devin.
13:35This place could use a bit more of a masculine touch, bro.
13:39Mm-mm.
13:40Oh, and here, these receipts are for you.
13:43Get your feet off the designer chair.
13:46Were you raised in a barn?
13:48No.
13:49The farmhouse next to the barn.
13:57Two.
14:00God, I love that.
14:06Is this a fucking water bed?
14:07You know, my landlord would never let me have it.
14:09Where is the $3,000 California king I had custom made?
14:13Hmm?
14:13Oh, right, um, in the alley, being used by a wino as a toilet.
14:18Hey.
14:20Don't worry about it.
14:22Ah.
14:23Oh, come on.
14:24Now we can sleep all close and snuggly.
14:26Very cute.
14:27Now I can see that you're pleased with yourself, torturing me.
14:30Oh, I thought you'd like it.
14:31I don't let anyone sleep with me.
14:34Not even hookups.
14:35Hmm.
14:36This is supposed to be my space away from people.
14:40My sanctuary.
14:42Our sanctuary.
14:43Finish that word.
14:45I will smother you with a pillow.
14:52If this is going to work, there are going to be certain rules that we both need to agree to.
14:58A contract.
14:59Hmm.
15:00Got it?
15:01I'm keeping the bed.
15:03Keep the bed.
15:04I will sleep in the guest room.
15:09What does our engagement contract say about consummating the marriage?
15:13Don't.
15:14Take that as a no.
15:16Okay.
15:17Engagement contract.
15:18Here are the terms.
15:21Sleeping quarters will be separate.
15:26Next, add physical affection only when required.
15:30Like in public.
15:32Nothing gratuitous.
15:34Gratuitous.
15:40You mean.
15:45Like this.
15:50Yeah, I'll try to control myself.
15:58Good.
16:00Nothing gratuitous.
16:02No dating or hooking up until the CEO paperwork is signed.
16:05And my promotion paperwork.
16:08Whatever.
16:09And...
16:10Full and total verbal commitment to each other.
16:12Blah, blah, blah.
16:13I get to pick the wedding DJ.
16:14No.
16:15No DJ.
16:16This is going to be a good old-fashioned courthouse shotgun wedding.
16:20Except I am not pregnant.
16:21Just when I thought you couldn't get any less fun.
16:23Where do I sign?
16:26We, Jenna King and Brian Arnhem, enter into this agreement of engagement willingly and of our own volition.
16:32What, were you like a lawyer or something?
16:35Used to be.
16:39What?
16:39I practiced before I joined Purple Rabbit.
16:42Now.
16:44Sign there.
17:07Hey, Jenna, it's all right.
17:09These are my parents.
17:11Mary and Cody.
17:12Hi, your parents.
17:14Your parents?
17:16And you must be Jenna.
17:17It's so nice to meet you.
17:20Appreciate y'all having us.
17:22Right.
17:23Right.
17:24Mom.
17:25Dad, what are y'all doing here?
17:27You said you couldn't make it home for your big birthday weekend because of work.
17:30So, surprise, we came to you.
17:33We went by your old place, but your roomie said you were here.
17:36And that you were getting married.
17:39Right, yeah.
17:40We almost forgot.
17:42We're engaged.
17:43We want to hear all about the engagement.
17:45Yeah.
17:46After we unpack.
17:48After you what?
17:49Right.
17:51Lovely.
17:52Are you guys sure you wouldn't be more comfortable in, like, a hotel or something?
17:57Jenna.
17:58Jenna.
17:58They'll stay in the guest room.
17:59Family stays with family.
18:01And hey, you're family now, Jema.
18:04Jenna.
18:04Plus, we want to get to know the gal that stole Bright's heart so suddenly.
18:09All right.
18:09So, how long are you guys staying?
18:12We just wanted to stay for the big birthday weekend.
18:14We can't.
18:15But now that you two are engaged, we've got weeks of planning to do.
18:22Weeks.
18:24Weeks.
18:25Weeks.
18:26Really?
18:27We will be married and divorced by then.
18:29Why didn't you tell them that we're getting married next week?
18:32Come on.
18:33A courthouse wedding would devastate my mother.
18:35She's so excited about this.
18:36Just play along for a few days until I find a time to tell her.
18:40Fine.
18:42But remember when I said I don't like people invading my privacy?
18:44Well, yeah, I was going to ask you about that.
18:46Are you just afraid of people knowing the real you or is it more of a preservation thing?
18:49Stop guessing about my neuroses.
18:53I wouldn't have to guess if you'd just trust me.
18:59I do trust you.
19:02Obviously.
19:03No.
19:04You trust me with your schedule and your dry cleaning.
19:07All right?
19:08I know almost everything about you.
19:11You know nothing about me.
19:16Am I wrong?
19:20I'll sleep on the floor.
19:21Uh-uh.
19:23I am just as stubborn as you.
19:25And twice the gentleman.
19:27You're on the bed.
19:32Eatin' now, jiggy, juggly, jelly on a plate.
19:36Eatin' now, jiggy, juggly on a first date.
19:39Eatin' now, jiggy, juggly, jelly on a plate.
19:43Eatin' now, jiggy, juggly, jelly on a plate.
19:45Hello?
19:45I can't wait.
19:46You're my appetizer.
19:49Buffet feast.
19:50You're my appetizer.
19:52Buffet freak.
19:54When I come out to the spot, got me cooking on here.
19:57You're my appetizer.
19:59Buffet feast.
20:06Joining me?
20:12You know, for somebody who loves their privacy, you sure hate knocking.
20:16Could you just put some clothes on, please?
20:19This is incredibly inappropriate.
20:21What did you say, boss?
20:23Oh, yes.
20:24Speaking of, do your parents know who I am?
20:26What do you mean?
20:28Do they know I'm your boss?
20:29Probably not.
20:31You know, usually I just refer to you by one of my pet names.
20:35What pet names?
20:38Satan.
20:39Satan's mistress.
20:40Devil incarnate.
20:41The dark princess of the underworld.
20:44Mainly just variations on the same theme.
20:46Unbelievable.
20:49Truly.
20:52I don't think this will fit.
20:55I don't think it's a good idea for me to play hokey from work right now.
20:58You know, important business things and assistant.
21:00You could be sick one day.
21:01That witch doesn't deserve you.
21:03Right, Jenna?
21:06I'm sure that witch could do a day without you.
21:09Gucci.
21:10It's not like she has anything hugely important going on.
21:15Okay, we'll have fun.
21:17Aren't you coming?
21:18Didn't you say you were between jobs?
21:20I did say that.
21:22Mm-hmm.
21:23Good.
21:24So what do you have in mind?
21:27There's a lookout at the top of the mountain.
21:29Come on, slowpokes.
21:31Sightseeing is very different than hiking, Brian.
21:34Oh, God.
21:36Oh.
21:38I...
21:40Oh, God.
21:45I just...
21:46I just need to say...
21:48I just need to say...
21:49Oh, hey, hey, hey.
21:56Okay.
21:58So, more of an inside, girly.
22:00Noted.
22:01I run every morning.
22:03Right.
22:05Cut like a...
22:06On a treadmill, like a civilized person.
22:11This is my nightmare.
22:14What?
22:15Well, all of this.
22:17Strangers in my home.
22:19Hugging me.
22:20A wedding.
22:21A wedding.
22:22Oh, my God.
22:23The thought of a poofy white dress
22:27literally makes me want to puke.
22:33Well, if it's any consolation,
22:34I really do appreciate you being here.
22:36You know, it means so much to my parents
22:38to be here with me,
22:39and they are psyched about you.
22:43Family is everything.
22:45Family is overrated.
22:47Oh, speaking of,
22:48I did invite your parents to the wedding.
22:51What?
22:53Just kidding.
22:55Sort of.
22:57I know family's not really your thing,
22:59but I did make a few fake invitations
23:00and left them on my desk.
23:02And just to really sell it,
23:04I just went to Mr. and Mrs. King.
23:08Is this fun for you?
23:10Terrorizing me?
23:11Oh, immensely.
23:13What do you do for fun?
23:14Besides feast on the unborn?
23:16Um, close the red floor stories deal.
23:19Um, review development slates,
23:21sign paychecks,
23:22manage schedules,
23:23order coffee.
23:24Work, work, work.
23:26You know,
23:26there is such a thing as work-life balance, right?
23:29That is the funniest thing I have ever heard.
23:31Do you think I like being this way?
23:34I have been there since I graduated,
23:36and I still have to work twice as hard
23:38for them to take me seriously.
23:41You're right.
23:42What?
23:43It must suck.
23:46You are the most talented producer they have,
23:49by far.
23:50And it must suck to have to prove yourself
23:52time and time again.
23:53Oh, God, especially when idiots like Devin
23:56just prance on in because they have a dick.
24:00Granted, I assume it's a pretty small,
24:03oddly-shaped dick.
24:04Yeah.
24:05But you do deserve better.
24:10Thank you.
24:14Okay!
24:15Now onto the top!
24:17Buck-a-butter-cup.
24:26Ma, here.
24:27I know how much you love your chocolate chips.
24:28Oh, thank you, dear.
24:30I sure do love my chocolate chip cookies.
24:34Jenna, that salad looks delicious.
24:37Oh, yeah, it's a chopped salad.
24:40Are you kidding me?
24:41That's not just any chopped salad.
24:43That's the chopped salad.
24:44Extra chopped, no basil, no spices,
24:46just the way she likes it.
24:47Wow.
24:48You're gonna make a great husband, Bri.
24:53Right, yes.
24:55Thank you, babe.
24:57Right.
25:03Oh, you don't have to be shy in front of us kids.
25:06You know, when your father proposed,
25:07he couldn't keep his hands off me.
25:09Still can't keep me.
25:11Stop it!
25:12No, please stop.
25:13No, sir, no, sir.
25:13You won't horned on me.
25:14Please don't.
25:15Is he a bear?
25:15Yeah.
25:16It's right.
25:18Hey, you know, the old ball and chain.
25:23I am not old.
25:25Oh, well, you certainly act a lot older than you are then.
25:30Yeah?
25:31Yeah.
25:31At least I don't act like a frat boy.
25:33Right.
25:34Right.
25:35Right.
25:35Right.
25:37Right.
25:38Right.
25:43Goodbye.
26:02Anybody want a drink?
26:03I know I do.
26:08Right.
26:11Oh, pull yourself together, man.
26:13It's a contract.
26:14Strictly professional.
26:16Right.
26:18Hi.
26:19Do you have anything stronger than coffee?
26:24So, Jenna, tell us what you have planned.
26:28For what?
26:29Oh, uh, movies, probably.
26:33No, silly.
26:34The wedding.
26:35You are a hoot.
26:37Uh, yeah, probably just something simple, like a courthouse.
26:44Probably next week.
26:45Oh, a good old-fashioned shotgun courthouse wedding.
26:49Exactly.
26:50Except I'm not pregnant.
26:53No.
26:54No, you can't be getting married in some dusty old courthouse.
26:57Sweetie, last minute we can work with.
27:00But this is going to be your wedding day.
27:02It's fine.
27:03Don't worry, Jenna B.
27:04I will help you every step of the way.
27:07We'll start today.
27:09Ah, I'm actually...
27:10Oh.
27:12What did I miss?
27:13We are going wedding dress shopping.
27:16Oh!
27:18Yeah, I know!
27:19She loves dresses.
27:20Especially wedding dresses.
27:21There's bourbon in here.
27:22Drink.
27:23Mm-hmm.
27:28Oh.
27:28Isn't everything just so beautiful?
27:32Don't you just love, love?
27:34Uh-huh.
27:38Is something the matter?
27:42Maybe this is also complicated.
27:45Oh, sweetheart.
27:47I'm not going to lie to you.
27:48Marriage is complicated.
27:50If you follow your heart, you always end up in the right place.
27:54And I could see how good and big your heart is, Jenna.
27:58I don't know about that.
28:00It is.
28:01You gotta believe it.
28:06Showtime!
28:10Give me back
28:12Never make it
28:13Tell me something
28:15You better not share
28:17You're getting ambitious
28:19But wanting to be
28:21Digging way back to us
28:23And you promised to be
28:24So never give in to my natural emotions
28:29Oh, keep in your head
28:30But you know the good thing to survive
28:33Never give in to my natural emotions
28:36Baby, in your head
28:38But you know that it just takes some time
28:41Oh, oh, oh, oh
28:44Just takes time
28:46Oh, oh, oh
28:48Just takes time
28:50Oh, oh, oh, oh
29:01Yeah?
29:02I think you found the one
29:11Jenna, you feeling okay?
29:13You're looking a little pale
29:15Yeah, yeah
29:15It's probably just the pike and champagne
29:18And dancing
29:21Oh, hi
29:25I think I'm gonna faint
29:27Jenna
29:27Oh
29:28Oh, Jenna, Jenna
29:29You okay?
29:34Yeah
29:34Yeah, I'm good
29:36I'm good
29:36I'm good
29:37You look beautiful
29:40Oh, no
29:46She'll be fine
29:48Take her home
29:49Here, come on
29:52I'll get you some rest
29:57You know, you weren't kidding
29:59When you said wedding dresses really disagreed with you
30:01Not the time, Bri
30:02I don't even know what happened
30:05Oh, I talked to the doctor
30:07He said you just had too much fun
30:09A little bit of rest and you'll be right back on your feet
30:14Oh, God
30:14Look on, look on
30:16Here
30:20You can have my special blanket
30:24Yeah, there you go
30:26Some water over here if you need it, too
30:28Your mom's really sweet, by the way
30:31Your whole family is
30:33We'll see where you get it
30:36Was that a compliment?
30:38Maybe we should take you to the ER
30:40Stop, don't make me laugh at my weekend stay
30:44Sorry, sorry
30:48I don't think anyone's ever actually taken care of me before
30:51Really?
30:52But you make it so easy
30:58My parents never really cared about me like that
31:01It's like their careers and lives are so much more important than me
31:04Yeah, growing up, I was a parent
31:08And I think I just started
31:11Seeing and believing, really, that
31:14Showing vulnerability was a weakness
31:17Yeah
31:17Well, that sounds pretty hard
31:19Made me a good producer
31:21But a bad partner, I think
31:23You're not a bad anything, Jenna
31:26I mean, we're all humans
31:28Just
31:30Trying our best
31:33Except Devin
31:34Oh, yeah
31:35Except Devin
31:36Fuck that guy
31:36Fuck that guy
31:39Okay
31:43Well, fuck Devin
31:44Yeah, fuck Devin
32:14Yeah
32:22¿Qué?
32:24¿Morning?
32:26I'm really glad you didn't turn into a pumpkin last night
32:30Or whatever they have in hell
32:31Right
32:33Because I'm the devil
32:40Um
32:42Thank you
32:45It was really sweet of you to take care of me
32:47What?
32:50Are you still sick?
32:53Do you have a fever or something?
32:55I
32:57It feels really nice
33:09Are you feeling okay?
33:19I gotta go
33:26Gotta go to work
33:28Bye
33:34Oh my god
33:35I love Brian
33:44Okay
33:48Wow
33:49I really have no friends to talk to
33:51Maybe Brian was right about this whole work-life balance
33:56Oh shit, my meeting
33:58Okay, that is a problem for future Jenna
34:00Just get it together, babe
34:02And stop talking to yourself
34:04Starting now
34:11So, with the new script changes
34:12I wish Brian was here
34:17Schedule changes
34:18I can't believe she slept with my husband
34:20Did I just say husband?
34:23You seem a little distracted, Jenna
34:26No
34:26Not a good look for the next CEO
34:29No, no, everything
34:30Everything is good
34:31Everything is great
34:32Let's just pick this up after the wedding
34:34You seem to have a lot on your mind right now
34:36It's like
34:40Yeah
34:42Tick-tock
34:44Tick-tock
34:45It all falls down
34:49It's two different nursery rhymes, you moron
34:52Did you just call me a moron?
34:55Okay, I'm just gonna
35:03Tell him that I have real feelings
35:04And
35:05Be able to think straight
35:09Jenna
35:10I met your new neighbor
35:18Clark?
35:21Long time no see, Jenna
35:23Oh, you two know each other
35:26I'll start dinner so you can catch up
35:28Brian will be home soon
35:30Who?
35:31Uh, Brian, he's
35:34He'll be home soon
35:35Okay
35:37So what are you doing here?
35:39Funny enough, just moved in
35:40Down the street
35:42Why?
35:43You hate this neighborhood
35:44Things change
35:46People change
35:48Look, I'm not the man who I once was
35:50Okay, I'm not the one who let you get away
35:58What we had
35:59That was special
36:01You can't deny that
36:02I
36:02I don't know what to say
36:04Say it's not too late
36:06Is it?
36:09Right
36:14I'm engaged
36:15Didn't answer my question
36:16You left me
36:18You broke my heart
36:19You don't know how sorry I am, truly
36:21I wasn't ready then
36:23But I am now, okay?
36:25I'll prove it to you
36:27I don't have time for this
36:29Do you love him?
36:30If you do, just tell me
36:32I'll leave you alone for good
36:34Oh, you've got to be kidding me
36:39Clark, would you like to join us for dinner?
36:43Um, no, no, no
36:44Sure
36:46Hey
36:51Mom, dad, if you don't mind
36:53Oh, sure
36:54Here you go, pal
36:59Thanks for coming
37:00Yeah, I appreciate it
37:01Look at this
37:03Alright, let's
37:04Let's
37:04Oh
37:06Nice
37:07Comfy
37:08Yeah, that's about right
37:12Craig, could you pass the wine?
37:18Brian, could you pass the wine?
37:27I can do it myself
37:31Clark said you two go way back
37:33Yeah, I knew Jen before all sass, no frass
37:38I rather like strong, independent Jenna
37:43Sass and all
37:43Well, any Jenna's better than no Jenna, right?
37:49Uh, Jenna, uh, any wedding progress today?
37:54Oh, no, we're still planning
37:57I thought you hated planning weddings
37:59People change, right?
38:25I know you and Clark
38:27Dated
38:29But
38:31Were you ever in love with him?
38:35We were engaged
38:47Glad to see you're still running
38:49Mind if I join?
38:55May I?
39:04There
39:04All right, come on
39:23Well, hey, it was great, uh, catching up, Jen
39:30Sup, Brian
39:33Sup
39:39Do you make breakfast?
39:43I did
39:45That plate's for you
39:47Although, I see you are gay
39:48Got a little something left
39:51He is harmless, Brian
39:53Really
39:55Right
39:56We're gonna be late to meet my parents
39:59You should put a shirt on
40:10Oh, my God
40:11It's so good
40:12Do you like this?
40:13It's delicious
40:13And
40:15Very good
40:20Here
40:21Right, guy
40:22Keep Jim missing with this
40:25Here you go, sweetie
40:30If it isn't the happiest couple ever
40:37That's a spirit
40:40Airplane, thank you
40:41Hey
40:42Oh, Dad
40:44These are the board members of my company
40:46The big day is almost here
40:47Are you getting excited?
40:49Over the moon
40:49I just have to figure out
40:51How to smuggle a wedding cake
40:52Into a courthouse
40:53Oh, no, you can't get married to the courthouse
40:57Devin
40:58Call the staff
40:59Tell them to prepare the house for a wedding this Sunday
41:02No, uh
41:04Can we at least offer you some cake?
41:07Well, um
41:08Oh, no, no
41:08He's probably really busy
41:10He's got lots of meetings going on
41:12Yeah, no
41:13Usually
41:13Very
41:15I need you to meet me at the cafe right now
41:20How are you guys doing?
41:21Oh, my God
41:22Come right on in
41:24Really good
41:24You know what?
41:25I just realized we haven't heard the proposal story yet
41:28It must be amazing, huh?
41:29So good
41:30Please, tell us about it
41:32It was actually a really funny story
41:35Really?
41:36Um
41:37Clark
41:41Clark
41:42Clark?
41:45I thought your name was Brian
41:50Why don't you join us?
41:52We're just hearing about the proposal story
41:54What?
41:55If I do
41:55Go on, Jenna
42:01It was our anniversary
42:04And, um
42:07He wrote me a poem
42:11It was so sweet
42:12And masculine
42:14And hot
42:16And then he took me to a poetry reading
42:20I didn't know you liked poetry, son
42:22I don't
42:23But apparently Jenna does
42:25You know
42:26Ode to a fancy urn is my favorite
42:29Go on, babe
42:30Why don't you
42:31Tell the rest
42:32Fine
42:33I will
42:35And then he cried
42:37And he cried
42:38And he cried
42:39And then he got down on one knee
42:40And he proposed
42:41Yeah, well, that's not exactly how I remember it
42:43Fine
42:43Then you tell them
42:49Pre-wedding jitters
42:53What the hell are you doing?
42:54Besides single-handedly keeping up this narrative?
42:56No, I mean turning into an unrecognizable puddle
42:59The moment Clark walks into the room
43:00What are you talking about?
43:01Oh, you know exactly what I'm talking about
43:03Are you jealous?
43:05No
43:05This is a contract marriage
43:06Okay, so then what is it?
43:08You're putting us both in jeopardy
43:09All right, do I need to remind you
43:10That I have real stakes in this?
43:12My family
43:12I'm lying to them
43:13Okay, well, I'm sorry
43:14If I don't know what you're into
43:15Maybe you like poetry
43:16I don't know
43:17Anything
43:18About me
43:20That is not fair
43:21It is not my job
43:23To know things about you
43:24You're right
43:26But you never tried to either
43:41Came to check on you
43:42I'm fine
43:43Didn't sleep
43:44I know you, Jack
43:46You're not okay
43:48It's just this whole wedding thing
43:51And Brian
43:52Drives me nuts
43:54He does seem a little, uh
43:56High-strung
43:57Yeah, it's
43:57Yes
43:58He's always, like, doing things for me
44:00And not, like
44:00Not, like, in a patronizing way
44:02And, like, supportive way
44:04And he's ambitious and smart
44:07Which is annoying
44:10And he listens to me
44:11And he listens to me
44:12Which is so weird
44:14Jen
44:14I can't stop thinking about you
44:18Can I kiss you?
44:27I'm marrying Brian in two days
44:29Look, I messed up
44:30I can see that now, but
44:32If you have an ounce
44:33Of feeling the way I feel about you
44:35Then
44:36You should be mine
44:38I want to marry you
44:39What?
44:42I thought you said
44:43Marriage was a loss of independence
44:45It's worth it
44:46To be with a person you love
44:50Yeah
44:52Yeah, you're right
44:58Hey
44:58Think about it
45:08Did you buy it?
45:09Every word
45:11Sweet
45:12Very sweet
45:16Just play the part
45:18Until she falls for you
45:19And break it off
45:20With that loser, Brian
45:21Then you're gonna be free
45:22To leave her again
45:23And I'll get you
45:24The rest of your money
45:25You got it
45:26I'm so glad you're again
45:27Win-win for me
45:28Might get paid
45:29Might get some tail
45:30In the meantime
45:31Kind of forgot how hot she is
45:33I like you, Clark
45:37Hey, hey, hey
45:39We need to talk
45:42I need your help
45:44To teach someone a lesson
45:48Like a team?
45:50You are a team
45:59I thought you said
46:00You hated hiking
46:03Well, like you said
46:05People change
46:05I'm glad you called this morning
46:07Look, I like Bri
46:09But no one
46:10Makes me feel the way you do
46:23God, I've missed you
46:28Wait, can we, baby?
46:31Here?
46:32Hey
46:32I am all yours
46:34Yeah
46:35Do whatever you want
46:36What about Brian?
46:37What about Brian?
46:45I don't have to take my shoes and socks off
46:47Right, babe?
46:47I mean, there's pokey stuff everywhere
46:49That actually depends
46:51On if you want to hike down fully nude or not
46:57I think I'm gonna puke
46:59I think I'm gonna puke
47:01Oh, God
47:02I know this was part of the plan
47:03But watching that was truly sickening
47:05Oh, well, at least you don't have his tongue in your mouth
47:07Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
47:08What's going on?
47:10We need to talk
47:11There is nothing between me and Clark
47:15There was at one time
47:16But that is over
47:18I am marrying you
47:23Go to bed
47:26Every time you come into my life
47:27You fuck it up
47:29You're the reason I didn't want to get married
47:31You are a pathetic, impotent excuse for a man
47:37Even if I hadn't seen this video of you and your little dirtbag boyfriend this morning
47:42I knew you were up to something
47:44So I strung you along until I could figure it all out
47:48Thank you for coming to Jenny King's TED Talk
47:50Kobe!
47:51No, no, no!
47:51Oh, God!
47:52Come on!
47:53Oh, ho, ho, ho
47:55That's far
47:56Thanks for doing this
47:57Have a nice hike down
47:59Douchebag
47:59Rotten hair!
48:01Bye!
48:08Oh, dear, you look beautiful
48:11Thank you
48:12I want you to meet Grandma Sandra
48:14She has something special for you
48:17Grandma?
48:19Welcome to the family
48:20Oh?
48:21We want you to have this
48:23Oh, I really
48:25Oh, yes
48:27Absolutely
48:28Yes, yes
48:29We insist
48:29It's an Arnhem family heirloom
48:32And we want you to know
48:34Every time you look at it
48:36That you belong
48:39Farming
48:39Fun
48:40And family
48:42Family
48:57Hey, now
48:58I told Jenna this already
49:01But I got the whole CEO paperwork right here
49:04Now, during the wedding ceremony
49:07You're going to sign the marriage certificate
49:08But you'll also sign this
49:10Make it all official
49:13Welcome to married life, son
49:14All right
49:18That's your last chance, bro
49:21I know it's all lies, lies, lies
49:25I'm going to make a deal for both of us
49:27So we can get what we want
49:28If you owe Jenna
49:30I'll promote you to her job
49:33And I'll pay you three times the raise
49:36But if you go up
49:37And sign that deal
49:39I'm going to make good on my promise to ruin both of you
49:42My offer stands for five more seconds
49:45Five
49:47Four
49:48Three
49:50Two
49:50You know what?
49:53You're right
49:54You are very consistent
49:57Consistently the biggest D-bag I have ever seen
50:01Enjoy having Jenna as your new CEO
50:05Bye
50:13Thank you
50:14It's all right
50:16What's up
50:43What's up?
51:12Gracias por ver el video.
51:16Gracias por ver el video.
51:45As you can see in this contract right here, dated a week ago.
51:50I told you you shouldn't have given it.
51:51Not the time, Bri.
51:52They have deceived this company.
51:54And they have deceived all of you, ladies and gentlemen.
51:57Oh my gosh.
52:00What's he talking about?
52:01I'm very glad you asked.
52:03In order to get promoted, Jenna right here forced her assistant, Brian, to marry her.
52:15Is this true, Jenna?
52:22Thank you.
52:29You know, you would have made a really shitty lawyer.
52:32What?
52:33Look at the bottom of that page.
53:03I didn't sign that.
53:06I'm sorry.
53:07I can't do this.
53:09What?
53:12You have given me so much.
53:14What are you doing?
53:15You've given me years of your life.
53:17I threatened to ruin your career.
53:21I forced you to lie to everyone.
53:24I forced you to pretend to be in love with me.
53:26Look, you don't have to do this.
53:27You've given us stop.
53:28I'm sorry you ever met me.
53:35Wait.
53:37Just let me go.
53:39Trust me.
53:45I don't deserve this.
53:47No.
53:48I don't deserve to be a part of your family.
53:51You don't get to decide this.
54:06I guess she did all the dirty work to ruin both of you.
54:12That's why you'll never be CEO.
54:15What?
54:15Devin, you are an embarrassment to this company and to our family.
54:21If you insist on acting like a child, you are going to be treated as one.
54:26Go to your room and stay there.
54:29Daddy, please.
54:30Daddy, I can explain.
54:32Please.
54:43So how you doing, son?
54:45Pretty shitty, Dad.
54:49I'm sorry I lied to y'all.
54:51You do what you have to do for true love.
54:54Including never giving up.
55:01Everyone can go home.
55:02It's over.
55:03She's gone.
55:07It's not over, Brian.
55:10Go find her.
55:12So what are you waiting for, son?
55:14Yeah.
55:17Yeah.
55:31It's over.
55:33It's me.
55:35I know you're in there.
55:49Can I come in?
55:50I don't deserve this.
55:52It's not after everything I've done.
55:58But you don't love me.
56:01This is all fake.
56:03I don't think you can fake the kind of connection we have.
56:06Do you?
56:08Why are you doing this?
56:10Why are you doing this?
56:11You don't need me.
56:12They offered you my position.
56:14Jenna, I quit.
56:17You what?
56:22Why?
56:23They, Devin offered you the position.
56:26That's your, that's your dream job.
56:27Why would you do that?
56:28I don't want to be anywhere you're not.
56:30Brian, I...
56:30Look, I know what you're going to say.
56:32Okay?
56:33Because I know you better than anyone else.
56:38And I also know that I love you.
56:50And I have loved you from the day that I met you, Jenna King.
56:56And even when I've hated you, which I have many, many times,
57:03I've still always been head over heels in love with you.
57:08So, what do you say?
57:10No contracts, no professional strings attached.
57:22Will you marry me?
57:24For real?
57:27I love you, Brian.
57:42Brian, do you take Jenna to be your lawful wedded wife?
57:46So, this is what you wanted?
57:48Do you get married tonight?
57:49I do.
57:52I don't want to spend another birthday without you.
57:55And Jenna?
57:5782.
57:58You may now kiss your bride.
58:27Put the script in Cayman's hands.
58:29See if he likes it.
58:30Okay.
58:30Oh.
58:31Hi.
58:33Oh, hey.
58:33Could you get me a coffee?
58:34What happened to our new assistant?
58:35Amy's out there at the desk.
58:36Uh, Amy, could you grab us two lattes?
58:38Sure thing, boss.
58:40I'm the really tall guy.
58:42Yeah.
58:43Yeah.
58:44Yeah.
58:44Yeah.
58:44Yeah.
58:44Yeah.
58:45Yeah.
58:45Yeah.
58:45Yeah.
58:45Yeah.
58:45Yeah.
58:47Yeah.
58:47Yeah.
58:48Yeah.
58:48Yeah.
58:48Yeah.
58:54Yeah.
58:54Gracias por ver el video.
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