00:00Marshawn looks like someone gave Whoopi Goldberg the Super Soldier Serum.
00:09Slow down, twin.
00:11That's what it is.
00:12Slow down, twin.
00:14No, I like your hair. I really do. I like your hair. I like your locks. I do.
00:18I feel like you look like T-Pain, you know?
00:21You do. You look like T-Pain after your career gave you CTE pain, you know?
00:27That's how I feel.
00:29No, actually, Marshawn defeats a lot of stereotypes, you know?
00:32He actually has a book coming out at the end of the year.
00:33Yeah, it's a, yeah, yeah, for sure.
00:37Absolutely.
00:39One black guy can read. You guys are clapping? Okay.
00:43No, he does have a book coming out at the end of the year.
00:45It is a comic book, you know, because big words make his head hurt, you know?
00:51So cute.
00:52But I do have a lot of respect for you.
00:54I don't want to pretend, you know, we do the same things.
00:56Like, I can't do what you can do. You can't do what I can do.
00:59Well, that's not true. I can do what you can do.
01:02I could definitely lose the Super Bowl to the Patriots.
01:04That is...
01:07Sometimes.
01:09I can do that.
01:12I can do that.
01:14But I don't want to roast you, Marshawn, you know what I mean?
01:16You, my brother, I don't like.
01:17I don't think black people should roast each other, you know?
01:19But, like, black people got to stick together, you know?
01:21I have your back, you know?
01:22These guys, they don't have your back, you know?
01:24If Ray Lyle's behind your back, it's because he's following you around the liquor store.
01:27You know what I mean?
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