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She's Not Homeless She's Healer Goddess Drama Full Movie (English Subtitles)
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00:00:02Healer goddess, hear my plea.
00:00:06Please save my child.
00:00:23Rod of a sepulis.
00:00:43Rejuvening.
00:00:51Praise! She is the healer goddess!
00:00:55No, please! Don't call me that.
00:00:59I'm just glad I could help.
00:01:05Here you go, miss.
00:01:06Thank you!
00:01:09Why be weighed down by a throne when I can live amongst the common people and help those the most
00:01:14in need?
00:01:26You must be rushing off to go find your jewels, because only a sackless coward would hit a puppy and
00:01:32run!
00:01:35Aw, it's okay, little guy. I'll fix you right up.
00:01:44Right rewrites the wrong.
00:01:49Rejuvening.
00:01:54See? Good as the day you can kick him out of your mother's womb.
00:02:00Come on, Cleo! Let's go!
00:02:13Hey, hey, hey, hey!
00:02:17Please. My brother's been in a coma the last two years.
00:02:21We have no idea what the illness is. If anyone can help cure him, we will pay you handsomely.
00:02:26Be Lysander Armstrong! His military family basically owns the entire global stock market!
00:02:32He's so hot! Does he come with the money?
00:02:35Yes. He'll even marry you if you can cure him.
00:02:38Money. Fame. Power. It's all yours.
00:02:46Are we still moving forward, Miss Trixie?
00:02:48Yes. Give the presidential contract to Marissa.
00:02:52Oh, I have another call coming in.
00:02:56Grandma!
00:02:56I'm dying! Save me, Trixie!
00:03:00Grandma?
00:03:02Grandma.
00:03:03When are you getting married? I'm already a hundred years old.
00:03:07I'm gonna keep you healthy forever, Grandma.
00:03:09And Butch is still on deployment, so that's why I haven't been married yet.
00:03:16Oh, but why marry a vegetable when I can bang a younger stud like you?
00:03:22We're talking about my brother's life. I don't have time for jokes.
00:03:27No!
00:03:36Please go feed your dog, Miss. Don't let it starve like you.
00:03:40Oh, kind stranger. Let me repay you by granting you a wish.
00:03:44Grant me a wish? That you can barely feed yourself.
00:03:47The downfall of humanity. It all starts with the loss of faith.
00:03:51What? Oh, geez, this is giving me a migraine.
00:03:55Are you telling me to pray to God because we've been doing that?
00:03:58I'm telling you to have some faith in me.
00:04:01Okay, uh, I wish for you to cure my brother's illness.
00:04:06Can you do that?
00:04:07I can topple mountains and make a king out of a frog if I wanted to.
00:04:12Cleo, stay right here for a second.
00:04:14Don't go too far, Cleo.
00:04:18Hold still.
00:04:26What? My migraine's gone.
00:04:28Okay, then let's go.
00:04:29If you can cure my brother, he'll even marry you.
00:04:32Come on. Come on.
00:04:33Oh!
00:04:47How is he?
00:04:49What is the diagnosis?
00:04:50Remember, you will not marry him unless you cure him.
00:04:53I'm sorry. I don't know what this is.
00:04:56Aren't you the queen of medicine?
00:04:57You're supposed to be one of the best.
00:04:59Don't worry, General.
00:05:00I'm the angel herbalist and I have mastered all healing methods of the East.
00:05:05I can detect what condition your son has with just one needle.
00:05:26I have no clue what this is.
00:05:30Oh, it looks like the angel herbalist doesn't live up to her name after all.
00:05:35That's why we saved the best for last.
00:05:37Me, the witch doctor.
00:05:40I'll save your son, Lysander.
00:05:52He's not budging. There's no movement.
00:05:54Truly, I have saved thousands of patients all over the world, but I don't know what this is.
00:06:01Lord, I've scoured the earth for the best doctors.
00:06:04They've tried all these methods and they've all failed.
00:06:07If we can't save him, there's only one person who can.
00:06:12Who?
00:06:16The goddess of healing.
00:06:19Wait a second.
00:06:21You're not talking about the legendary goddess healing.
00:06:24That's correct.
00:06:25Her right rewrites the rond and her left leaves the bereft.
00:06:30That's her motto.
00:06:31It's what makes her a sage amongst mortals.
00:06:34We are nothing compared to her.
00:06:36She is eccentric and elusive.
00:06:40No one has ever seen her before.
00:06:41If this legendary healer is the only one that can truly save my son,
00:06:46I don't care if I go bankrupt.
00:06:48I will find her.
00:06:49James, come put out a voucher to the entire world.
00:06:54Whoever finds the goddess healer will give her five million dollars.
00:06:59There's no need.
00:07:14I'll save your son.
00:07:17Who the hell is she?
00:07:18Dad, she says she can cure Lysander.
00:07:20She's gonna save your brother?
00:07:22Don't be ridiculous.
00:07:24How can this shit-stained hobo cure your brother?
00:07:27Exactly.
00:07:28God, the unemployed are getting crazier and crazier.
00:07:31She's trying to scam her way into marrying the rich.
00:07:35Ew!
00:07:35She even brought a filthy dog with her.
00:07:38I bet it has fleas.
00:07:40That flea-infested dirty thing is your companion.
00:07:44Don't try to steal Lysander Armstrong from us.
00:07:50Don't touch him.
00:07:54They say don't judge a book by its cover, but I can see from all your faces that you've failed.
00:07:59So step aside.
00:08:01I'll take it from here.
00:08:03Could you hold this?
00:08:04Ho, ho, ho, ho.
00:08:05You're not gonna touch my son.
00:08:07I'm the richest tycoon in this country and a former general.
00:08:12I know a gold-digging whore when I see one.
00:08:14I bet she's only here because giving blowjobs on the street corners wasn't paying enough cash.
00:08:19Who knows what an unskilled poor girl like her would do for some.
00:08:24A skinny-ass beggar trying to take advantage of Lysander Armstrong when he's unconscious?
00:08:31Ew!
00:08:32Disgusting.
00:08:33Go back to being a prostitute.
00:08:35Security!
00:08:36Get this STD-infested peasant out of here now.
00:08:39Let's go.
00:08:40If you throw me out, you're tossing away your son's last chance at life.
00:08:47Sir, we are at our wit's end trying to find a cure for Master Lysander into no avail.
00:08:52Maybe we should give her a try?
00:08:55You can always deal with her later if she turns out to be a fraud.
00:08:58Alright, I'll give you a shot.
00:09:01But I warn you, if you fail, I'll have your and your dog's head mounted on my wall!
00:09:07Is that any way to ask for help?
00:09:10You'd be blessed to have me.
00:09:12And I'm only here to repay your younger son's kindness.
00:09:15But since I'm not welcome here, I'll leave.
00:09:20Devon, come find me when you have a different wish.
00:09:23No, Miss Trixie.
00:09:24My brother is a hero to me.
00:09:26I can't lose him.
00:09:28Well, if he's a hero to you, then that means he must be a good person.
00:09:34My brother is a war hero who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack.
00:09:39Also, he's great with puppies.
00:09:40He'd make a great husband.
00:09:44Who says I want to marry him?
00:09:46As if the number one hottest 30 under 30 would even dream of marrying a penniless bum like you.
00:09:52Only a lunatic would be crazy enough to marry her.
00:09:55I mean, look at her.
00:09:56Even if she cleaned herself up.
00:09:58You couldn't find an ounce of femininity on her.
00:10:02Only those cut from the lowest ranks were bigger over such trivial matters.
00:10:06Continue wasting your time.
00:10:08But I'm saving this patient.
00:10:20Oh, okay!
00:10:22What?
00:10:23What's happening?
00:10:24What are we doing?
00:10:35Oh!
00:10:36What the hell are you doing?
00:10:39I knew she was a perv!
00:10:41She's definitely trying to steal Lysander from us.
00:10:44Do you all not know that sweat can tell you everything that's medically wrong with a patient?
00:10:47Are you insane?
00:10:49Security, smash her face in for licking my son.
00:10:53He's born with congenital heart disease, has a peanut allergy, and the condition he has is called endogenic cryomorphy.
00:11:00Yeah, right. I mean, no way you got all that just from licking him.
00:11:04Oh, okay.
00:11:05I've studied every disease known to man, right?
00:11:07I even have the badge of universal medicine right here.
00:11:11And I've never heard of endo-cryo-what?
00:11:17Hmm.
00:11:18This?
00:11:25Is worth nothing when I have the real thing right here.
00:11:28What?
00:11:29What?
00:11:30So you think that this crummy walking stick of yours is what?
00:11:34The rod of a sepulius?
00:11:36Why don't you go back to the homeless asylum where you came from if you're going to be this delusional?
00:11:41I agree. I mean, even if she does solve this medical mystery, what is the point of doctors who have
00:11:47studied for years?
00:11:49We are all certified.
00:11:50But Lysander does have congenital heart disease.
00:11:54She's right about everything.
00:11:58Yeah, but if she just throws out a bunch of fake diagnoses, one of them is bound to be right.
00:12:03And again, there is no such thing as endo-cryo-what-what!
00:12:07Endogenic cryomorphie.
00:12:08Oh.
00:12:09And of course none of you have heard of it.
00:12:11Because I just discovered it.
00:12:13This condition only affects those with both CHD and a peanut allergy.
00:12:17The chances are a billion to one.
00:12:20A hundred times rarer than winning the lottery.
00:12:22But lucky for you all, you've hit the jackpot by finding me.
00:12:27What a bunch of baloney.
00:12:29I mean, you wouldn't be homeless if you were actually any good.
00:12:33Precisely. You are just a scamming prostitute.
00:12:37You don't compare to meet us who actually studied real medicine.
00:12:41I bet you were too poor to go to real medical school.
00:12:45Oh, so she went to the stripper circus instead.
00:12:49And now she's here putting on this clown show coming up with fake diseases,
00:12:53which mean nothing if you can't wake him up.
00:12:57Is that supposed to be a challenge?
00:12:59Oh, yeah.
00:13:01If you three incompetent doormats want to show me up,
00:13:05I think you all should grow parts of your brain back.
00:13:07Which, by the way, that condition is called an encephaly.
00:13:12What is that supposed to mean?
00:13:13It means you're being schooled by me.
00:13:15And I'm about to walk all over your medical licensees.
00:13:19Then let's have a bet.
00:13:21If you can't heal him, we'll break your hands.
00:13:26And then you can't pretend to have healing hands anymore.
00:13:33These hands have saved more lives than all three of you combined.
00:13:37You're that desperate to get rid of your competition, huh?
00:13:40Miss Trixie, don't risk your hands for them.
00:13:44There's too many lives at stake.
00:13:47Don't worry. I got this.
00:13:52It's a deal.
00:13:54I'll save Lysander Armstrong.
00:13:56No one is dying on my watch.
00:14:04Lysander Armstrong has been in a vegetative state for two years.
00:14:11Are you stopping me because you're scared I'd actually succeed?
00:14:15Homeless or not, if you save my son, I'll give you everything.
00:14:27I'll even have Lysander, my heir, marry you.
00:14:30I'm not doing this for the money or for a wealthy husband.
00:14:33I just believe in helping good people and doing the right thing.
00:14:38Prepare a jacuzzi set at exactly 113 degrees Fahrenheit.
00:14:41Wait, wait, wait, wait. What for?
00:14:43Don't listen to her.
00:14:45She probably stinks so bad that she just wants a bath to wash the homeless stench off of her.
00:14:50Firstly, this is called greatness.
00:14:54Secondly, even if you drown yourself in plastic surgery,
00:14:57you couldn't get rid of your own ugly moral character.
00:15:01What? Did you just call me?
00:15:05There's a man's life at stake here.
00:15:08And you're standing in my way.
00:15:10Don't don the mantle of doctor when you're only capable of harm.
00:15:14Now, stop getting in my way.
00:15:16Or I promise you, you will be bubbling at the mouth very soon.
00:15:20Oh, yeah?
00:15:21Hey, you wanna see real pain?
00:15:22Where's the dog?
00:15:23Well, put down the dog!
00:15:25With pleasure.
00:15:35Oh!
00:15:41Left leaves the wrong breath.
00:15:47You don't deserve to call yourself a doctor.
00:15:53She's been poisoned!
00:15:56It was her!
00:15:57Do you see any poison on me?
00:16:00Medicine in the right hands can save lives.
00:16:02But in the wrong hands, it becomes nothing but poison.
00:16:06This bitch isn't good enough to take down the queen of medicine!
00:16:09Do you have one of your antidotes on you?
00:16:11Of course.
00:16:13I've saved entire civilizations with my antidotes.
00:16:16If I wanna save someone, even the Grim Reaper can't stop me.
00:16:36Why is she spitting blood?
00:16:37This wasn't supposed to happen!
00:16:39I thought you said even the Grim Reaper can't get in your way.
00:16:42Angel herbalist.
00:16:43This is what I call...
00:16:46Malpractice.
00:16:48This isn't fatal.
00:16:49She'll live.
00:16:50But she deserves a little punishment.
00:16:52Well, where's the jacuzzi I asked for?
00:16:54Jacuzzi is ready?
00:16:55Right this way.
00:16:57Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:16:58What the hell is going on?
00:16:59You say you want your son to live on to give you tons of grandchildren, don't you?
00:17:04Then stop getting in my way.
00:17:05Every second counts.
00:17:08Let's go for our dip, shall we?
00:17:14General Armstrong, your family is the richest and most powerful in the nation.
00:17:19Are you really gonna let this hobo slut touch your son?
00:17:23Hold on.
00:17:24You two are going in there... alone?
00:17:27If you don't want these drooling vultures to see your son naked, then sure, invite everyone in.
00:17:33All right.
00:17:34But I warn you.
00:17:36No funny business.
00:17:38Thanks.
00:17:52Thanks.
00:17:54Thanks.
00:17:58Thanks.
00:17:59Thanks a lot.
00:18:12Thanks, guys.
00:18:15You're welcome.
00:18:17Hey people, I'm取ed all you.
00:18:18Make sure to work your son able to diss.
00:18:19Hey...
00:18:20Hey, baby.
00:18:21You're welcome.
00:18:26Let's go home until...
00:18:26Woof.
00:18:29The world is working to work.
00:18:39you really shouldn't leave your precious son in there with that homeless con woman
00:18:42general armstrong exactly what if she gets pregnant by him she could blackmail you for
00:18:49millions that's what i would do if i was that poor and then the armstrong family will be the
00:18:54laughingstock of the nation held for ransom by a homeless woman dad you can't seriously be
00:19:01listening to that we have to have faith where did you actually find this little light
00:19:08on the streets are you shitting me you found this bomb on the streets are you nuts you don't know
00:19:16her you don't know her background she could be a psychotic murder that is it general you have to
00:19:21go in and stop this now you're right that's it i'm shutting down this clown show right now
00:19:26james let's go yes sir
00:19:31oh my
00:19:38i told you all to stay out
00:19:46this is a critical moment for you we can't be interrupted otherwise we both die
00:19:54i'm not gonna let this homeless hoochie mama trap my son
00:20:00i'm gonna save him myself
00:20:06you see that general this isn't just a gull-dicking con woman this is a witchcraft
00:20:13i know what this is this is the dark witch i've heard of her she uses her dark magic to
00:20:21steal the
00:20:21hearts of young handsome men and she eats them alive oh i'm gonna kill that bitch before she takes
00:20:27my son james get the swat team yes sir
00:20:34you regain consciousness
00:20:46help me i just wanna
00:20:52something's wrong
00:20:56you were drunk with an aphrodisiac
00:20:59lysander armstrong and his fortune will soon be mine
00:21:04that's one more thing i'm saving you from
00:21:13sir the swat team is here captain morales
00:21:19my son is trapped behind there with a devious man-eating witch i need you to do whatever
00:21:25you can to tear down that door rest assured general armstrong we'll break down that door
00:21:30and bury that bitch alive
00:21:37right rewrites the wrong
00:21:42you're human
00:21:46who the fuck are you and why the hell are we naked
00:21:51good you're awake i'm saving you
00:21:54saving me by bathing with me
00:21:58who are you a fucking spy talk i swear to god i'll have you arrested for this
00:22:05you're the one who's trying to kiss me in your stupper
00:22:10i will never oh really
00:22:25look who's guilty now
00:22:29look i don't know what the fuck this is all right but it is a biological fact a man is
00:22:35attracted to
00:22:36a naked woman and her breasts science okay it just means that my body oh shut up
00:22:45you're distracted me with your fun and i'm a professional
00:22:49i hear lysander's voice captain do something now ready
00:22:58we're almost there
00:23:00we're almost there aim
00:23:03get him boys get him
00:23:06fire
00:23:10fire
00:23:25those amus seals
00:23:27how is this possible it's it's not even a scratch
00:23:31i told you this is dark magic
00:23:33of course your earthly bullets won't do a thing
00:23:36no i believe miss trixie is a good person she's not the dark witch
00:23:40young master armstrong you are too easily fooled this homeless psycho doesn't even have the
00:23:47skills to make a living how is she going to save someone else's life that's right the queen
00:23:52angel and i are already the top female doctors in the world if we can't save him no one can
00:23:58except for the goddess healer think about it we heard lysander's voice he's been in a
00:24:03coma for two years miss trixie must have woken him up you're right this homeless girl is maybe
00:24:10the goddess
00:24:12maybe this homeless girl is really the god no no absolutely not there is no way this hobo girl is
00:24:20better than us but how could you know for sure right now what we need to do is not interrupt
00:24:25miss
00:24:25tricksy you're wrong sir this homeless snake is using the forbidden techniques on master lysander
00:24:32it's called borderline revival she uses torturous pain to wake the patient but only temporarily it's
00:24:39a trick to pull the wool over your eyes and ears that means my son is in tremendous pain i'm
00:24:47gonna ask you
00:24:47you to do whatever you can to kill that antler rod bearing witch my son doesn't deserve this he is
00:24:54dying right now naked in a jacuzzi with a smelly vagrant then it looks like it's up to me the
00:25:01witch
00:25:01doctor only i know the right techniques to take her down my son's life is in your hands you heal
00:25:09him i will
00:25:10give you whatever your heart desires i don't know who you are but there is no way i am letting
00:25:17you rip
00:25:18my golden bachelor away from me this isn't the finishing touch i must now give you the kiss of life
00:25:27so we can both survive
00:25:47it's poison gas that poison gas will smoke them out and end her torture over master lysander
00:25:55poison gas my son is in there you're jeopardizing his life as well no don't worry general gold diggers
00:26:02like her only care about themselves soon she'll come out crying to mommy then we can reverse the poison
00:26:09on your son and then he can marry one of us they really won't stop until they get both of
00:26:15us killed
00:26:18i knew they promised you that i'd save you it's now or never
00:26:35what the hell are they doing in there it's been over 10 minutes wait a second you don't think that
00:26:41they're you you suffocated my brother and miss trixie in there don't point your fingers at me
00:26:47if your brother's dead it's because of that homeless gold digger oh my god yeah she's the one
00:26:53who sealed the door shut i mean she probably locked themselves in there on accident miss trixie wouldn't
00:26:59have to do that if you weren't trying to sabotage her from saving my brother this is taking way too
00:27:04long
00:27:05captain morales it's time to get out the big guns these bazookas can flatten even a bomb shelter
00:27:12bazooka she won't be able to hide even if she's the devil himself crap oh my god get back son
00:27:21ready aim oh shit
00:27:27quit your whining and stand down
00:27:42the parasite's been extracted shoot her dead now do i need to fix your hearing too i said stand down
00:27:50don't listen to her she's a fraud a termite to the field of medicine i just saved this man that
00:27:56otherwise would have died in your care if i'm a termite then you're worse than a disease spreading
00:28:02tick wait a second are you saying you cured my son he'll wake in just a moment you can see
00:28:08for
00:28:08yourself well now you're just asking to be exposed that is it no more stalling general if you won't
00:28:16punish her i will don't hurt her
00:28:34his pulse is regular in fact it's never been better
00:28:40there's no sign of illness infection or disease
00:28:51miss trixie did it dad lysander's warm again he's not cold and pale like before
00:28:56and his heart is strong come feel it i saved my son thank you next time don't go seeking medical
00:29:06advice from those with ill will your son would have otherwise died by their greedy and unskilled hands
00:29:11i've learned my lesson i will not let these two nut jobs ever practice their voodoo voodoo magic again
00:29:18wait wait no no there is only one person in the world who is more skilled in the field of
00:29:24medicine
00:29:24than the queen angel and iron
00:29:28the goddess healer
00:29:33could you really be the goddess of healing but rumor has it that the goddess of healing is well
00:29:39over 100 years old and you don't look a day after 20. it doesn't matter who i am
00:29:45what matters is that the patient is healthy again devon i've repaid your kindness by fulfilling your
00:29:50wish of saving your brother take care no wait miss trixie we still haven't fulfilled our promise to
00:29:57you yet he's right we are men of our words and as i promised you my heir lysander would take
00:30:03you as a
00:30:03wife if you cured him and you did just that of course you're welcome to marry me instead
00:30:08oh i really appreciate it but i'm sorry i i'm already engaged
00:30:19already engaged i am i've been patiently awaiting his return from deployment for the last three
00:30:24years and he's coming back today but don't be disappointed really i'm no one special i just got
00:30:32lucky with your brother some guru taught me that spa water can cure all kinds of ailments but you're
00:30:37still lysander's savior please let me give you what i promised take the gold no really i don't need
00:30:45anything i just believe in doing good in the world
00:30:51tricksy it's your fiancee he's back and he says he's breaking up with you
00:30:58i must go
00:31:06hobo close halo glow i bet the goddess healer is just like miss trixie it was just dumb luck
00:31:14she's even dumber for not accepting his marriage proposal she could have been the richest woman in
00:31:18the world marrying the hottest most powerful bachelor around i'm gonna marry that homeless woman
00:31:32oh my god i mean i don't know about that homeless bimbo but this is godly
00:31:39no no no no no my standard my standard was not supposed to be mine
00:31:45i'd so much rather share him with you than let that penniless ugly
00:31:49bitch have him you two nut jobs are a disgrace to your profession take these two weirdos out of
00:31:55here and revoke their licenses wait no we're not for us no she's just better than us oh my god
00:32:06we were truly blessed to have miss tricksy here huh she's no average jane no she isn't she said it
00:32:12was just dumb luck but if she truly had these special skills why did she wear that
00:32:17shit-stained dress and had an impeccable looking dog but think about the impenetrable walls no
00:32:22normal person could have done that goddess or not homeless or not i don't care i have never met
00:32:28a woman like that i have to find her i have to make her my wife she won my heart
00:32:32over too but if my
00:32:33bestest big bro wants her i'll help you find her all right listen i need help finding three wedding gifts
00:32:45i'm dumping tricksy so i want you your granddaughters filthy things out of my house
00:32:53now tricksy paid for this house she waited for you for three years she was dumb enough to put my
00:33:00name
00:33:00on the lease and i'm upgrading for a better girlfriend now one with some serious
00:33:03fuck you money so get lost who gave you permission to bark like a rabbit hyena in my house
00:33:17grandma beatrice tricksy i'm already i've been dying to throw this in your face i'm dumping you
00:33:24for your best friend marissa in fact the wedding's tomorrow so sign over the house now
00:33:37you gave me this ring and asked me to wait and i did for three years while you were deployed
00:33:44yet you cheat on me with my best friend and now you're trying to swindle my home
00:33:50do you have no shame we were together for three years and uh it was a complete waste of my
00:33:55life
00:33:55when i could have been with a loaded girl like marissa
00:34:03that's how much she would owe me if i was in the rent the boyfriend business
00:34:09i see you're fulfilling your highest aspirations of being a low-grade male prostitute
00:34:17oh yeah well marissa is so much better than you she grew up even poorer than you and now
00:34:27she's the ceo of an entire corporation
00:34:33and you you're still nothing so you think she's an upgrade of course she's an upgrade
00:34:41look what she uh got me for my engagement oops yeah that's maybe worth one millionth the
00:34:50presidential contract i gave her
00:34:58you gave her the presidential contract i certainly did in fact
00:35:02marissa you and your dimwit brother only have everything you have all thanks to me
00:35:13oh i think she's losing it bro that breakup must have hit her hard you two are the ungrateful
00:35:20cheating scum here my granddaughter supported you and your entire family for three years while you
00:35:27were gone how dare you insult her it's okay grandma let's not stoop to that level
00:35:35poor edna she still doesn't know what you're doing out there on the streets huh
00:35:39what is he talking about jersey show her bob
00:35:47this is how embarrassingly useless your granddaughter is she didn't purchase this
00:35:52house on her own she was begging on the street for money i can't be caught with a piss poor
00:35:58nobody
00:35:59like you even if you got no game i got street credit i got out of keep you dig the
00:36:04word you're looking for
00:36:05is dignity and you're one to speak cheater is this true tricksy
00:36:15i've been broadening my horizons grandma i want to see how regular everyday people live
00:36:21so that i can help them of course those without substance underneath would never understand that
00:36:27what is that supposed to mean it means the new girlfriend you think is an upgrade is actually a
00:36:33downgrade
00:36:38enough bullshitting already just sign the damn papers and we can each get on with our lives
00:36:54at your wedding i will
00:36:58if you won't do good by me of breaking things off before two-timing me with my best friend why
00:37:03should i do
00:37:04good by you i'll give you my john hancock at your wedding as a charity to you
00:37:10fucking bitch you better keep your word oh that's rich after tomorrow you will never feel so rich ever
00:37:17again do you remember that
00:37:26tricksy marissa's a millionaire now they'll destroy you if you show even so much as a hair at their wedding
00:37:33grandma i have to confess something to you i've secretly amassed a fortune worth trillions trillions
00:37:43that would make you the richest person on the planet it's because of the healing hands i inherited from
00:37:50aseplius the god of healing i've saved several world leaders with these hands that's how i was able to
00:37:57give marissa the presidential contract and become the goddess healer it makes me angrier hearing her name
00:38:04knowing how she betrayed you but please tricksy dear i know it was broken your heart but embellishing
00:38:12your worth and who you are it will only delay the healing process you don't have to believe me just
00:38:19yet after we lost mom and dad because we didn't have the money for their medical bills
00:38:24i vowed that i would do everything i can to serve those in need
00:38:29that's why i'm taking everything back from butch and i'm giving it back to charity
00:38:33you've always had an angel's heart i'm certain you will meet someone who will treat you right
00:38:39who actually deserves you you will see tomorrow grandma
00:38:45oh yeah
00:38:51you said tricksy's crashing your wedding she was bullying us too salsa
00:38:56she's probably trying to extort you now that she knows you're rich as
00:38:59fuck
00:39:00i hope when nobody steps on snake snake bites back hard so let her come and embarrass herself
00:39:07you mean
00:39:10we broadcast that video of me
00:39:16yes her cavewoman's take the 19th century tin can
00:39:20she'll prop me up higher on my pedestal and the whole world sees her in her homeless mess
00:39:24against my presidential glow up let's turn this party into her funeral
00:39:35there he is welcome home brother welcome home general
00:39:44sir the homeless woman who saved you miss trixie this is the file of her ex butch tanner
00:39:49he served with your regiment in the marines you mean the butcher tanner that can barely carry supplies
00:39:54well she's been providing for him and his entire family while he's been deployed overseas sir
00:39:58so she waited for him for years and then he betrayed her
00:40:01fucking coward according to intel she's planning to bring it down on them at their wedding
00:40:06we should join her men i'm only alive today because of that virtuous woman and her incredible
00:40:12power that saved my life so she needs our support will you join me in protecting her yes sir we
00:40:18will
00:40:18learn our lives to protect her sir and let's roll
00:40:37welcome everyone to my wedding today is a very special day for me and butch not only are we
00:40:42getting married but in just one hour my company will be receiving the presidential contract allowing my
00:40:47biomedical company to go public congratulations on the contract once again mrs
00:40:55wake him stowe butch is taking my last name oh and please don't be so uptight secretary cho
00:41:02you are the secretary of the entire u.s health department but this is a partay after all i see
00:41:08some
00:41:08of the most important people in the nation have also arrived to celebrate you
00:41:14the u.s president will also be arriving soon to give you the contract herself it's an honor
00:41:20that's why sasa is the best wife a man could ever dream of we will make sure the crowd is
00:41:27entertained
00:41:28tonight we'll let the wedding begin not so fast the party doesn't start until i say it does
00:41:58you two really are a match made in hell so i've come to save your guests from this oncoming train
00:42:04wreck
00:42:04i don't recognize it from any of our elite circles who is she uh this is our uh entertainment for
00:42:10tonight sir just watch
00:42:15trixie what are you doing here this isn't the homeless shelter you lost i bet she's here to bum
00:42:20a meal off us you know being this poor me bum a meal have you forgotten that it was i
00:42:28who bankrolled
00:42:28you two for the last three years and what evidence do you have of that look at me then go
00:42:33look at
00:42:33yourself in the mirror i'm a millionaire ceo even the first woman president will be here any second
00:42:40now to congratulate me and you're nothing but a washed up sewer rat sasa she's like so obsessed with me
00:42:48see everyone but already cut ties with his ex but she's so shameless and desperate that she'd still
00:42:55show up to my wedding to suck up to me this is what poor sad girls do they beg for
00:43:01scraps from us
00:43:03the rich and glorious projecting much marissa you might feel all high and mighty now but don't bite
00:43:09the hand that feeds you especially when i'm the one who's giving you the contract
00:43:18you giving me the contract you have no skills no education no connection so how could you possibly
00:43:26have a pool to get the us president to give me a billion dollar contract we both share humble
00:43:33beginnings marissa and i saw potential in you even trusted you as my best friend but i recognize now
00:43:40that greed has poisoned you don't be all sore now just because i stole your man this is what us
00:43:46rich girls do they steal from lame spinsters for fun damn right you were too embarrassing for me sasa
00:43:55tramples you any day i could say that now that i'm marrying the rich bravo self-admission of a gold
00:44:02digger quick somebody put that on a memoir sasa she's embarrassing me in front of everyone
00:44:06you should make yourself don't listen to her everyone she's the golden blood-sucking leech i don't
00:44:13even have to lift a finger and you're already embarrassing yourself in front of everyone for me
00:44:16butch you may look and sound like a man but you're nothing but a pathetic coward okay enough you know
00:44:25what
00:44:25i always couldn't stand about you your moral posturing but guess what morals are just lies to make you and
00:44:32girls feel better about yourselves that's why no man will choose you over marissa trixie because i've
00:44:37got the material goods and you're just all empty talk i'm not here to request to be chosen because
00:44:44i'm the one who's doing the choosing see this
00:44:59oh my god is that the billion dollar contract for sasa
00:45:06the one that's supposed to make us all rich as no absolutely not i i don't believe it
00:45:12you all sound so scared already don't worry this isn't that contract it's the lease to the modest
00:45:19home you try to swindle from me see everyone she's just trying to bluff us but you don't even have
00:45:27the guts to go all the way look at her following orders i asked her to sign over the lease
00:45:31and here
00:45:31she is like a good little uh peasant slave that house is worth all her life savings
00:45:41you want to uh i don't know beg for a little treat while you're at it
00:45:54you must understand me i'm here to take back everything i've ever given you i'm giving it to
00:46:07charity
00:46:07bro she's gone cuckoo in the head she thinks that just because she rented a pretty little dress she
00:46:13can pretend to be a deep pocket invest in baddie you wish you had that kind of money to just
00:46:17toss
00:46:17away trixie it's just a drop in the bucket for me uh i i know what this is you've gotten
00:46:23delusional
00:46:24and you think you're cinderella so you can just show up to a fancy party and some prince charming
00:46:29will scoop you into money forever well that's not happening security lock the doors this woman
00:46:34doesn't leave until we're through with her
00:46:39this is where your dreams will die
00:46:41bitch we found miss trixie lysander she's being cornered by her ex and his mistress at the wickham
00:46:49wedding right now butch tanner well he's gonna wish he died in battle after i'm done with him let's go
00:46:59you think a few toy guns scare me marissa i've saved plenty of people for much worse
00:47:05including your head of command butch
00:47:08general lysander armstrong you mean the legendary war hero he's been in a coma for years after he
00:47:14saved the nation from a terrorist attack you're an unskilled unemployed ugly leech so how could you
00:47:21possibly have this magical ability to heal someone like general lysander armstrong no one here's gonna
00:47:26believe you if you really cured the incurable general then sasa is the fucking virgin mary and she's
00:47:33you're just asking to be humiliated trixie show them butch
00:47:43see for yourselves everyone trixie's just a reloading beggar
00:47:51she won't leave me and marissa alone because we're rich as fuck now i'm a major in the marines
00:47:57sasa she has a billion dollar biomedical contract with the military approved by the first female
00:48:05president of the united states herself bitch how despicable she's just trying to leech off you like
00:48:11a parasitic gold digger get out of here no one wants to marry you no free meals for the poor
00:48:17do you see
00:48:18this trixie this is high society so you're either born on a silver spoon or you're as accomplished as
00:48:25me to be here maybe if you do some serious dick sucking here maybe someone will drop a couple bucks
00:48:31in your tin can
00:48:35i already have everything one can dream of but i valued our friendship marissa which is why i came
00:48:40here to give you a second chance to see if you'd apologize and admit to your backstabbing
00:48:45but no you stooped so low it disgusts me nothing is more disgusting than you standing on street
00:48:53corners like a bum and who knows if you've already started offering sexual services well then why don't
00:49:02you get on your knees for me trixie my brother will never take you back no man will marry an
00:49:07embarrassment
00:49:08like you but make me happy and i might consider making you my personal prostitute
00:49:25how dare you hit my brother i'm never letting you leave here alive
00:49:32awesome don't worry my dear after i'm done with you trixie not even the goddess of healing will be
00:49:37able to save you oh is that so security get down on your knees and give bob one hell of
00:49:48a blowjob
00:49:48in front of everybody here or i'll pop so many holes in you the men here won't know which one
00:49:53to
00:49:54fuck i don't need to be the goddess of anything to punish you any of the powerful leaders i've
00:49:59saved before could crush you before you even touch me dream on you wish general lysander scooped you
00:50:06off your feet but you weren't good enough for me you're definitely not good enough for him enough
00:50:12you're souring my party so you either get the out or i'm gonna shoot you
00:50:18on the count of three i think i quite like it here two
00:50:33mmm this wine is so delicious one shoot
00:50:40nobody is laying a hand on my future wife
00:51:01who the hell is this
00:51:06i'm sorry that i'm late did they hurt you no i'm fine but um when did i
00:51:13become your future wife you saved me trixie remember i'm a man of my word
00:51:20they're never gonna hurt you ever again really it was nothing
00:51:25i saved you because you're a good man not because i want you to owe me any favors
00:51:35i see what this is you're the one who cheated on me trixie
00:51:39look at you guys all lovey dove don't try to pin this on her she waited for you for three
00:51:43years
00:51:43this is the kind of woman of virtue that a man would die for
00:51:50virtue don't make me laugh she's probably out there giving blowjobs for cash no man who in a
00:51:56hundred foot pole would want to touch her she should be happy bob was willing to give her some
00:52:05i see her in the marines
00:52:08i'm a major you know look man i know trixie is like uh i don't know like a seven now
00:52:15that she's
00:52:15all cleaned up but don't waste your manhood on a whiny worthless woman like that
00:52:25a real man never talks about a woman that way you're a coward
00:52:40we don't need to fight fire with fire to deal with the likes of them
00:52:45very gracious trixie you know that
00:52:49you're only getting off with it because she's so kind so you're gonna do me the favor of never
00:52:53coming near her again you understand you want to with me a little dipshit i'm a
00:52:57fucking major you're probably lowest rank of the military grunts i'll i'll destroy you
00:53:02do you really not know who this is butch i thought you were in the marines
00:53:07what have you been doing this whole time if you don't know who this war hero is
00:53:11he was just a supply boy
00:53:15war hero is this all part of your plan trixie poor girl did you sell your house to hire this
00:53:23actor so you can feel better about yourself a woman's worth is tied to the man she marries
00:53:28trixie is worthless because that guy looks like a cowboy
00:53:34a bum girl and a pimp what a pair it seems like they don't know who you are since you've
00:53:40been out
00:53:40of action for so long maybe we should try to piss them off some more don't you think bring in
00:53:47the wedding
00:53:53gifts
00:53:54what is all this trixie listen i know that you didn't ask for anything after you saved my life
00:54:01but i know that we shared a moment
00:54:06i'm not the kind of man to get close to a woman and then just disappear it's not in my
00:54:11nature
00:54:12i'm like somebody else here listen trixie i have never met a woman
00:54:20like you so incredible and kind and beautiful so i know that you're the one for me
00:54:29this guy's either nuts or a really really good actor oscar worthy oscar worthy no first gift
00:54:44i don't know that you just lost your home so i'm gifting you with your own new mansion worth 500
00:54:51million dollars previously owned by jennifer aniston second guess
00:54:59this contains all the rights to my entire fortune which is now yours entire fortune from a cowboy actor
00:55:07you must be pennies they already spent their entire life savings on this clown show they've got
00:55:11nothing left why sander i really don't care for any of us look i i know i know that you
00:55:18are the
00:55:18farthest thing from a material woman okay which is exactly why well my third gift is um well
00:55:46you found my dog
00:55:52trixie i'm just a man but with you it's so much more trixie amore
00:56:00will you marry me
00:56:04you know i can't say no to this doggo
00:56:09yes i will marry you
00:56:27go go power couple whoo okay stop the only power couple here is butch and i
00:56:37let's remind everyone how worthless trixie is no man in their right mind would marry that
00:56:45embarrassing sack of scraps hey i don't care if she's homeless or not but i'm making this woman my
00:56:50wife which means that she will be treated as and cherished as the most precious woman on earth understand
00:57:01you still don't realize that my brother is the most powerful man on earth this is general lysander armstrong
00:57:15as if like the almighty general lysander armstrong would propose to a homeless prostitute like
00:57:22trixie yes the armstrong family basically control the global stock market lysander armstrong would
00:57:27sooner marry the princess of england than someone from the lowest rank of society i bet my life you're
00:57:33all just actors then you better enjoy your last breath come on lysander what are we waiting for
00:57:39let's show them what we can do and get revenge for trixie what can a bunch of piss poor people
00:57:42do to us
00:57:43the elites infect us with your poor people bad luck she wishes she could blame her low status on bad
00:57:49luck
00:57:50truth is she's just a useless lazy bitch and bum she's utterly unmarriable
00:57:59i can dispose of them in other means if you don't prefer violets i'd handle them myself but
00:58:07i'll let you do all the heavy lifting go ahead lysander
00:58:17yes hello this is lysander please bankrupt marissa wickham for me
00:58:23oh my gosh i'm so scared anyone these days could call anyone and pretend to be on the phone
00:58:34uh hello yes
00:58:39what
00:58:54hey hey hey are you sure that was the call salsa that that was a real call people don't just
00:59:00suddenly go bankrupt like that my company's dead evaporated that's impossible who are you
00:59:11what did you do secretary cho you said you're the secretary of health right and you yourself said
00:59:17that the armstrong family owns the entire global stock market could that be how they bankrupted miss
00:59:22wickham then that means you're really lysander armstrong the richest and most powerful man
00:59:33country trixie's married the famed war hero the man every girl wants and every man wants to be
00:59:41now you believe me those who do bad will always end up losing everything
00:59:46there's got to be some some trick to this you guys are just bums trying to extort money from us
01:00:00i know why you're all over trixie because you've been in the military for so long you don't know
01:00:05what a real woman can do for you let me take you to my wedding chamber and i'll show you
01:00:10a good time
01:00:12do you have your hands for me or i'll have them removed for you
01:00:16i would never be interested in a woman who's as vile and cruel and wicked as you are guess the
01:00:27cheater gets cheated on eventually
01:00:31salsa was just trying to save the company i don't blame her at all your double standards are incredible
01:00:37well okay you don't want me fine but there's plenty of other efficiency i can give you a room
01:00:43full of pageant winners uh 18 years old fresh for the taking
01:00:53i did that so you wouldn't have to miss trixine thank you devon
01:01:00marissa not only have you backstabbed me your best friend by stealing my fiancee
01:01:06but now you'd sell out other innocent girls just to get your company back
01:01:09you're an insult to all good women out there no to all of humanity so now everything that i've ever
01:01:16given you to i'm taking it all back
01:01:21wait everyone stop
01:01:25they're imposters
01:01:31i just got off the phone with the president and she said your contract is not getting cancelled
01:01:35because it was assigned by the goddess healer herself so we won't go bankrupt the goddess healer
01:01:41you mean the eccentric and highly elusive sage in the field of medicine approved of my biomedical
01:01:46products yes that's the highest honor anyone can have in the field of health and medicine
01:01:51the goddess healer's motto is the right rewrites the wrong the left leave the wrong bereft
01:01:58that means she's rewarding me the president would never let your company go bankrupt in fact she's
01:02:05on her way now
01:02:08so you're telling me this dashingly handsome motherfucker over here
01:02:12isn't lysander armstrong who the cares who he is if the president and the goddess healer approves
01:02:18of my products who cares about this washed up war hero we can break his legs break his arms no
01:02:23one
01:02:23would even bat an eye she even gave us explicit permission to call upon secret services fbi
01:02:31fbi you're under arrest for fraudulent claims and identity theft gotcha
01:02:41guess i still get the last laugh tricksy no don't arrest her
01:02:46tricksy is a good person please officer don't arrest her grandma mr rogers mrs williams what are you
01:02:54all doing here the neighbors heard about the breakup between you and butch we were worried so we came
01:02:59here to back you up listen officer i can attest that tricksy amoria is a good neighbor she's very
01:03:05kind-hearted it would never break the law yes and one time when my daughter needed university tuition
01:03:11tricksy gave her everything she had just to help her out she also paid for my recent heart surgery
01:03:17as well my fiancee really is an incredible woman she's an angel descended from heaven
01:03:28you must be the criminal pretending to be general lysander armstrong my brother is not a criminal he's
01:03:35a war hero who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack without him this whole country
01:03:40would have been bombed to ash and that's why his choice to crime is stealing his identity general
01:03:45lysander armstrong only fell into a coma because of the fight with the terrorist and we've received
01:03:50no word that he's woken up yet so this must be an imposter i can tell that this whole dilemma
01:03:56with
01:03:56my identity is causing you a lot of trouble i promise i'll get it resolved and we can focus on
01:04:01taking down your scumbag ex you arrest me fine but don't fuck with my fiancee you don't get to
01:04:09the side pump let's go
01:04:34get him if you can
01:04:46uh
01:04:56uh
01:04:59uh
01:05:27Is that enough pain, or do you want more?
01:05:37Legend is written all over you, Leicenander.
01:05:44Grandma, meet my new fiancé.
01:05:48Wow, your new fiancé?
01:05:50He's so manly.
01:05:52Much better than your last one.
01:05:54I always knew you'd find someone better.
01:05:57It's Butch's loss.
01:05:58Trixie has always been so much better than Marissa.
01:06:02She's like a shining star in the sky, and Marissa's like a roach in the sewers.
01:06:07Bitch, we name-calling now?
01:06:09I'll drown you out with insults from my side, right, fam?
01:06:12Drown out the poor!
01:06:13Drown out the poor!
01:06:15Drown out the poor!
01:06:16Drown out the poor!
01:06:18Drown out the poor!
01:06:20See, Trixie, you've got no connections, no power.
01:06:24You can't compete against me even if you have one guy on your side who can fight.
01:06:28We're too honorable to fight dirty like you.
01:06:30So you're using defenseless lives as your shield because you know we won't hurt them.
01:06:35Let them eat cake!
01:06:46You can't shoot all of them.
01:06:48Grab what you can, fam.
01:06:49Attack!
01:07:07You will not hurt a single soul in my presence.
01:07:16What the fuck was that?
01:07:17I don't care what the fuck it was!
01:07:19I'm not letting her make a fool of me at my own wedding!
01:07:29Dammit!
01:07:32You forgot I had a gun, too?
01:07:35That'll teach you for messing with the wig hams.
01:07:37Take Miss Trixie and her family and get out of here.
01:07:39We're-we're courted.
01:07:40I'll sacrifice myself to fend them off.
01:07:43Devon, you and your brother are both good men.
01:07:46I will not let your injury be in vain.
01:07:48They will be punished.
01:07:52Now hold still for me.
01:07:57Wright rewrites the world.
01:08:09Holy fuck!
01:08:10Did she just reverse the bullet?
01:08:12By chanting the goddess healer's chant?
01:08:13Is she the goddess healer?
01:08:19I'm all better now.
01:08:21Thank you, Miss Trixie.
01:08:22See, I knew that you were no ordinary woman.
01:08:26No, please.
01:08:27I am just an ordinary girl.
01:08:29Don't put me on some sort of goddess.
01:08:30Sure.
01:08:32You hear that?
01:08:33She's just some average homeless girl on the streets.
01:08:36She was probably holding out a super magnet that drew out the bullet.
01:08:39While I do not care for glory, I do believe in justice.
01:08:43Marissa and Butch, not only have you betrayed me, but now you've hurt the innocent too.
01:08:49I will make you both pay for your crimes.
01:08:51And who are you to judge me for what I do?
01:08:54God?
01:08:55Wrong.
01:08:57But you're close.
01:08:58Oh, bullshit.
01:08:59I'm going to show you how the elite can trail board your real lives.
01:09:04You want to cross the line so bad?
01:09:06Then let's see you try.
01:09:08Charge!
01:09:17The hell is this?
01:09:19This is the line between life and death.
01:09:23Yeah, was that extra neon spray paint?
01:09:26I'll admit it looks pretty good, but I'll die before I believe that's magic.
01:09:31You're not the Grim Reaper.
01:09:33What if it's a trap?
01:09:34That woman has many tricks up her sleeves.
01:09:36We ain't afraid of her.
01:09:37She's nothing but a circus prostitute.
01:09:40Why don't you cross the line and see for yourself?
01:09:43I will.
01:09:47Left leaves the wrong arrest.
01:09:56I'm fine.
01:09:57Nothing happened.
01:09:59You'll see soon enough.
01:10:00Oh, please.
01:10:01I really want to die.
01:10:03And you call this the line between life and death?
01:10:05I knew you were just making that shit up.
01:10:08Whoops.
01:10:08Just crossed it again.
01:10:10Whoops.
01:10:11And again.
01:10:12Nothing's happened to you.
01:10:26What did you do to my brother?
01:10:30I didn't do anything.
01:10:31Your brother just didn't want to heed my warning.
01:10:34I suggest you take him to the U.R.
01:10:36If you don't want your wedding to become his funeral.
01:10:39Come on.
01:10:41Major.
01:10:42Are you not going to help your own brother?
01:10:43How was he able to cross the line?
01:10:46See, this must be an illusion.
01:10:50Only the pure of heart can cross the line.
01:10:53Will somebody take my brother to the hospital, please?
01:11:02You're so sore I wouldn't marry you.
01:11:04You go and hurt my brother.
01:11:05Oh, please.
01:11:06You hurt us first.
01:11:08At first, I was really hurt by your betrayal.
01:11:11But I've come to realize your true colors are that of a snake and a coward.
01:11:16Marissa, thanks for taking this low life from me.
01:11:20You blame yourself for being worthless.
01:11:23You think anyone would want to marry you when you've got nothing to offer?
01:11:28When you wear odd and crazy clothes all day?
01:11:34Don't touch my wife.
01:11:38And instead, Trixie gets a handsome and protective husband.
01:11:43You can daydream all you want now, Trixie, but when the presidential contract arrives,
01:11:47it'll hit you like a fucking truck.
01:11:50That you're nothing but an ugly phony, and I'm the queen of everything.
01:11:53Oh, really?
01:11:54Then let me show you how it is I who has everything you want.
01:11:57You've got nothing on me.
01:12:03Yes.
01:12:04Tell the president to get here immediately.
01:12:10Goddess!
01:12:11Madam President, I require your assistance.
01:12:15Yes, we'll be there immediately.
01:12:19Get the VP.
01:12:20We're leaving now.
01:12:24Did she just pretend to call the first woman president of the United States?
01:12:28God, I knew you were cheap, but I didn't know you were crazy, too.
01:12:32I'm so glad I dumped you for Marissa.
01:12:35You're pathetic, Trixie.
01:12:36A secretary to remind everyone how I have the presidential contract coming.
01:12:40Miss Wickham is correct.
01:12:41I was on the phone with the president earlier.
01:12:43Only the most important people have Madam President's direct line.
01:12:47You hear that, everyone?
01:12:49There is no way lowlife Trixie could have called the president by herself.
01:12:54She's just a desperate phony who doesn't get enough male attention,
01:12:58so she's come here to play up her importance.
01:13:00No, my granddaughter would never do that.
01:13:04Reversing time just to heal someone's wound, only the goddess healer can do that.
01:13:08Is Trixie really the goddess healer?
01:13:19First, your boy toy actor pretends to be the war hero General Lysander Armstrong,
01:13:23and now you, Trixie, are pretending to be the goddess healer who gave me my presidential contract?
01:13:28Is this how the working class think all the time? I never realized how delusional they were.
01:13:35You can only dream of what you can never have while we rub our riches and privilege in their faces.
01:13:41Look, I don't know what circus school you went to, but you trying to make me jealous, Trixie?
01:13:45It ain't working. You can't just fake the...
01:13:50Yeah, but goddess healing power is legendary. It's like real magic.
01:13:55Trixie, you're an angel, but the goddess healing is beyond your imagination.
01:14:01And if we steal her identity just to punish her ex, won't her followers be furious and riot against you?
01:14:08No. Trixie, look, I believe you. You saved me. Whether you're a goddess or not, you did that.
01:14:18No matter what happens, you are a goddess to me.
01:14:21We'll riot against you now.
01:14:23Tear her apart!
01:14:25Tear her apart! Tear her apart! Tear her apart! Tear her apart! Tear her apart!
01:14:31The vice president arrives!
01:14:48Who dare cause ruckus in here?
01:14:53You're General Lysander Armstrong.
01:14:56Wait, what? He's actually General Lysander Armstrong?
01:15:01No, no. We've been through this already once, okay? Right, Secretary Cho?
01:15:06This actor Trixie hired pulled this weird stunt to try to bankrupt me.
01:15:12But you already confirmed with Madame President that I got the contract coming still, right?
01:15:16Yes. We all thought he was a fraud.
01:15:18What I mean is, you're the war hero, General Lysander Armstrong.
01:15:24And how dare you crash Miss Wickham's wedding?
01:15:27The moment you wake up, you fall under this vixen spell?
01:15:31And now you're attacking one of the most important allies to the president?
01:15:35He is the general. Oh, but he's in trouble now.
01:15:40Did you hear that? Even the vice president knows me as an important ally to the nation's leader.
01:15:45So what if Trixie picked up some washed-up war hero? We got the VP and the president.
01:15:51On our side, you'll always be nothing, Trixie.
01:15:55I told you.
01:15:57Now punish them, Vice President Langley. This is treason!
01:16:00Lysander Armstrong, you are stripped from your military honors and titles.
01:16:08Hurry! The goddess healer needs us.
01:16:13You can't do that, Mr. Vice President. My brother is a war hero.
01:16:17He single-handedly saved this country from terrorist attack.
01:16:20He was in a coma for two years. If it wasn't for Miss Trixie, he would-
01:16:23Enough!
01:16:24You speak another word and I will bring down your entire family, not just your brother.
01:16:30Kevin, it's okay.
01:16:33Mr. Vice President, I've already given my life once for my country.
01:16:36I have no problem doing that again if it means protecting my fiance's life.
01:16:41And let's be honest about one other thing, Mr. Vice President.
01:16:44I never gave a fuck about any damn titles.
01:16:49I truly saved a good man.
01:16:56I will not let you bring ruin to my fiance.
01:16:59And what can you do about it?
01:17:01Oh, Mr. Vice President, I have a swell idea.
01:17:04My biomedical company invented the latest line of poison darts for the military.
01:17:09Let's try it out on them.
01:17:12Hold on, Mr. Vice President. There's no way that you're taking this seriously.
01:17:15Put innocent civilian lives in danger? Despicable.
01:17:19What's more despicable is that you and your filthy companions are disrespecting power.
01:17:24Miss Wickham, you can use full force on them.
01:17:28Did you hear that, boys?
01:17:33Oh.
01:17:42Shoot!
01:17:43Wait, that's the President.
01:17:55What the hell?
01:17:58Hey, idiots!
01:18:05Oh my gosh!
01:18:07I'm so sorry, Madam President.
01:18:10That was, they were totally aiming for Trixie, the fraud in the middle.
01:18:14What is this?
01:18:16Oh, that's my new biomedical weapon, Madam, for your military.
01:18:19This is a war crime.
01:18:21These are innocent civilian lives you're messing with.
01:18:23You're the uncivilized buffoon.
01:18:25I can shoot whoever I want.
01:18:26I have the presidential contract.
01:18:28With great power comes great responsibility.
01:18:30And this is the kind of dastardly creation you've made with the contract I gave you?
01:18:35What are you doing?
01:18:36Reverse the poison and take it out of the present before it's too late.
01:18:39That is easy.
01:18:41There's no need.
01:18:43I'll save everyone.
01:18:56It's raining gold!
01:19:01What's happening?
01:19:02Trixie doesn't have that kind of money.
01:19:04It's got to be cheap glitter.
01:19:08She, she, she is?
01:19:10Uh, she is a criminal.
01:19:12Don't worry, Madam President.
01:19:13We will arrest her and we'll throw her in prison.
01:19:15I'd be quiet if I were you.
01:19:17Because you're the one that will be going to prison once everyone is healed up.
01:19:20What are you talking about?
01:19:22The president literally came here to give me my billion dollar contract.
01:19:35This contract?
01:19:37Yeah, yes!
01:19:38Thank you, first gentleman.
01:19:57My contract, you bitch!
01:19:59And that's not all.
01:20:12This foul weapon will not see the light of day.
01:20:15There is only a need for a vaccine if there is a virus, don't you realize?
01:20:20Or are you too much of a goody two-shoes to understand that?
01:20:23You're the real virus here, Marissa.
01:20:26Money is worth more to you than human lives.
01:20:29And that's something I cannot tolerate.
01:20:31So prepare yourself.
01:20:32Because I'm about to smite you.
01:20:36What are you going to do?
01:20:37The president is here and I just invented the best biomedical products in the world.
01:20:44You'll pardon me for that little mishap, right?
01:20:47Madam President, you've recovered now.
01:20:50So what's your final decision?
01:20:54I'll do.
01:20:55Oh, she's going to give me my billion dollar.
01:21:02I'll smack her until she sees 50 stars.
01:21:09Why are you attacking me, Madam President?
01:21:12You're supposed to be giving me the billion dollar closet.
01:21:14You wish, you idiot!
01:21:18I've never seen a woman so vile, so ugly on the inside, it makes me want to vomit.
01:21:23I don't understand. I was just trying to punish these imposters for posing as the goddess of healing.
01:21:31And do you know the goddess healing saved me and my son during childbirth?
01:21:36You've really seen the goddess healer herself in the flesh?
01:21:40You wish, the one and only.
01:21:44And it's...
01:21:47Her.
01:21:58What?
01:22:03Welcome, goddess.
01:22:16You really are the goddess of healing, aren't you?
01:22:18How else did you think I saved you?
01:22:21Then why did you keep it a secret for so long?
01:22:25I wanted to walk the earth as a normal person.
01:22:28To help those in need.
01:22:30And make sure the man I chose loved me for me.
01:22:34No, so that means the billion dollar contract, it was you who gave it to me?
01:22:39Then she took it away just like that.
01:22:43That was her golden ticket.
01:22:44You were once my fiancé and best friend.
01:22:47But after everything you've done, we're officially getting ties with you both.
01:22:51No, please, I swear.
01:22:53I didn't know you were an ex-wife.
01:22:57It doesn't matter who she is.
01:22:59Trixie has a heart of gold.
01:23:01She's an amazing person.
01:23:02And you ruined that the moment that you betrayed her.
01:23:06She's gonna be my wife.
01:23:07Because she is the most beautiful and amazing woman on this planet.
01:23:16I love you.
01:23:30All her gold.
01:23:31All her clothes.
01:23:33All that could have been mine.
01:23:35This is all your fault.
01:23:37You seduced me!
01:23:39Don't off me!
01:23:41You were the one that came onto me, you himbo!
01:23:44Please, Trixie!
01:23:45Give me another chance!
01:23:48I want to be rich again!
01:23:50I'll be your slave.
01:23:51I'll kiss the ground you walk on!
01:23:53You've had your chance to apologize.
01:23:55But it's too late now.
01:23:57All I see is your greed and how much you'd hurt others just to benefit yourself.
01:24:02You two should be locked up.
01:24:04And she shall.
01:24:05For creating illegal weapons of mass destruction, arrest Marissa and Butch Wickham.
01:24:12It's all your fault, Marissa.
01:24:13I never loved you.
01:24:15It's your fault!
01:24:15I was only with you for your money.
01:24:17I don't care!
01:24:18You were rich!
01:24:20I'll see myself now!
01:24:22Rest assured, goddess.
01:24:24We will not be using these biomedical weapons.
01:24:27My platform is spreading kindness, just like you.
01:24:31I knew you'd uphold our shared values.
01:24:33That is why I saved you.
01:24:36With these healing hands, I will work tirelessly to change the world one good deed at a time.
01:24:42Well, let's not let this wedding go to waste.
01:24:47Let's party!
01:24:49Wait, what if we just got married?
01:24:51Right now?
01:24:52Yes.
01:24:53Well.
01:24:57Do you take each other to be your lawfully wedded partner?
01:25:01I do.
01:25:02I do.
01:25:03You may kiss the bride.
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