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Baby, Please
Don't Come Home For Christmas
Don't Come Home For Christmas
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00:00:00This is a newly single woman.
00:00:04Now I'll never have to think about Wes Mandrake ever again.
00:00:18And that's it. You are officially divorced, Miss White.
00:00:24It's finally over.
00:00:26You have fulfilled your end of the contract.
00:00:28Mr. Mandrake has inherited the land rights.
00:00:31Here is your check for $5 million.
00:00:35Minus the cost of your nose reconstruction, of course.
00:00:40Thanks for reminding me.
00:00:42So that's it? I don't have to do anything else for Wesley Mandrake?
00:00:46Nope.
00:00:47In a few weeks, it'll be like this little arrangement never happened.
00:00:51And per the non-disclosure agreement, it never did.
00:01:10Oh, I'm so sorry.
00:01:18I have three more shots down here, please.
00:01:22Uh, hi.
00:01:24I was here first.
00:01:27Lose your snooze, babe.
00:01:30Oh, my God.
00:01:32It's him.
00:01:34My ex-husband.
00:01:46Hey, that's mine.
00:01:47My ex-husband.
00:01:49Wes Mandrake.
00:01:51What is he doing here?
00:01:52I haven't seen him in five years.
00:01:55He is still the most beautiful man I've ever laid eyes on.
00:02:09Where is he?
00:02:12I told you.
00:02:14Where fucking is my money?
00:02:17What?
00:02:18Who?
00:02:19I...
00:02:20No time to play, big nose.
00:02:22I want my money!
00:02:24What?
00:02:24What money?
00:02:25I don't know what you're talking about.
00:02:27I...
00:02:30That's for the children's hospital.
00:02:33What are you doing?
00:02:36I think you're doing give it back.
00:02:43Okay.
00:02:47I want to trap him.
00:02:49Oh, my God.
00:02:50My nose.
00:02:50You broke my nose.
00:02:52You think it hurt?
00:02:54Wait till you see what we are going to do to you.
00:02:57Hey!
00:03:08You okay?
00:03:12He doesn't recognize me, does he?
00:03:15Five years of marriage and he doesn't even know who I am?
00:03:20God, the investors got me so drunk.
00:03:25You know, you're really pretty.
00:03:28I'll see you.
00:03:28That's it.
00:03:34Yeah.
00:03:56Don't worry.
00:03:57I'll see you later.
00:04:08So, I finally get to have my wedding night with Wes Mandrake.
00:04:24Oh my god.
00:04:26This isn't real.
00:04:35This is real.
00:04:59Oh no, Holly! I'm gonna be late!
00:05:07Winter Taylor?
00:05:10Oh my god, how does Wes know her?
00:05:16And who the hell are you?
00:05:18Where's Wes?
00:05:19Shit.
00:05:26This is for not recognizing me.
00:05:29And this is for never coming to see me.
00:05:32Pretending I didn't exist for five years.
00:05:35Loser.
00:05:45That's rude.
00:05:47And who was that girl?
00:05:51Smells like...
00:05:52Pine.
00:05:56How much did I drink last night?
00:06:02I need you to find out who that woman was from last night.
00:06:06Yes, sir.
00:06:07She graffitis me?
00:06:08Steals my property?
00:06:10She'll pay for this.
00:06:16I think we should get going, sir.
00:06:19The mess is starting.
00:06:21Investors will meet us in Hudson Falls.
00:06:23I haven't been back home in five years.
00:06:27Also, your mother called.
00:06:29She would like to see you for Christmas?
00:06:31No.
00:06:32No.
00:06:35Make up an excuse.
00:06:37As you wish.
00:06:49Tell me again, how did you get to sleep with Wes Mandrake?
00:06:54I don't know.
00:06:55What was he doing in that bar?
00:06:57I have no idea why he was at that bar, but he was.
00:07:01How was the sex?
00:07:03I think you ruined me.
00:07:06Spank me.
00:07:08Harder.
00:07:09Do it.
00:07:12I think I was a little rough with him.
00:07:15Piper.
00:07:15Piper.
00:07:16Piper, we got an emergency.
00:07:21Piper, we got an emergency.
00:07:23Look, I need your help.
00:07:25Yes, Mayor.
00:07:25What is it?
00:07:26What is it?
00:07:27Money, Piper.
00:07:29Big money.
00:07:29Look, the money men, the high rollers are coming.
00:07:34Do you know what this means for the town?
00:07:36We finally have a chance to sell that mountain.
00:07:38What?
00:07:39No one is selling the mountain.
00:07:45Holy shit, he's here.
00:07:46Who's here?
00:07:59Who the hell is that?
00:08:11Oh my God.
00:08:13It's him.
00:08:14It's him.
00:08:16It's him.
00:08:29I mean, Mr. Mandrake, we are so honored to have you back in Hudson Falls for the Christmas
00:08:37season.
00:08:41I'm not in town for Christmas, Mayor.
00:08:43You're not actually going to sell the mountain, are you?
00:08:45That's why I'm here.
00:08:49Capitalist fucking pig.
00:08:51You can't sell the mountain.
00:08:53They'll develop it and ruin Hudson Falls.
00:08:57What's your name?
00:08:58He still doesn't recognize me?
00:09:00I'm Piper.
00:09:02Piper White.
00:09:04West Mandrake.
00:09:06I know who you are, asshole.
00:09:11That's an awful lot of name-calling.
00:09:15Well, how about someone shows me to my office?
00:09:18What office?
00:09:19Well, I'll be conducting some business at town hall while I'm here.
00:09:22If it's okay with the mayor, of course.
00:09:24Of course.
00:09:24Mr. Mandrake.
00:09:25Yes.
00:09:26Right this way.
00:09:35What is wrong with you two?
00:09:37He can't sell mayor.
00:09:38He'll ruin our town.
00:09:39This is not happening.
00:09:40Mike, that's enough.
00:09:42Either one of you can blow this deal.
00:09:44You're going to regret it.
00:09:45You hear me?
00:10:00Well, is there anything else I can do for you, Mr. Mandrake?
00:10:03Yes.
00:10:04Who is that woman?
00:10:08Is there anything else I can do for you, sir?
00:10:10Yeah.
00:10:11Who is that woman?
00:10:12She's too familiar.
00:10:14Oh, Piper.
00:10:15Piper White, the town physician.
00:10:17A doctor?
00:10:18I'd like her to assist with my day-to-day.
00:10:21I need someone who knows the town.
00:10:23Oh.
00:10:24Well, sir, perhaps I could assist you instead, of course.
00:10:28You know, Piper, well, just Piper.
00:10:32No.
00:10:33I want her.
00:10:35Very well, sir.
00:10:37I'll let her know.
00:10:44She doesn't seem to align with your goals.
00:10:46I just need someone who knows Hudson Falls.
00:10:51A lot has changed.
00:10:53No way.
00:10:54I'm a medical professional.
00:10:55Plus, I'm too busy with Winterfest.
00:10:57I can't do it.
00:10:58You know, Piper, I loved your parents, and I promised them that I would look after you.
00:11:02But you listen close.
00:11:04If you don't do this, you can find another town to play doctor in.
00:11:08You can't be serious.
00:11:10I'm dead serious.
00:11:11I will fire your ass.
00:11:15Who the hell does Wes think he is?
00:11:18Don't you worry.
00:11:20I'm getting the word out.
00:11:23We need to save our town.
00:11:33In five years, he never once came to see me.
00:11:36Now he's here one day, and he's already destroying my life.
00:11:50Pine.
00:11:51She smells just like the girl from last night.
00:12:02Why is he looking at me like that?
00:12:05Pine.
00:12:06She smells just like the girl from last night.
00:12:08You know, if you're going to be up that high, you might want to get a spotter.
00:12:12Yeah, you can put me down now.
00:12:15That'd be great.
00:12:37Sir, Wintertayla just called.
00:12:39She's flying in tomorrow.
00:12:40She expects you to be here when she arrives.
00:13:08Why do I feel like I know this girl?
00:13:13Oh, my God.
00:13:21Oh.
00:13:32Oh.
00:13:42Oh, my God.
00:14:05Oh, my God.
00:14:26Damn it, Dakota.
00:14:27I told you not at work.
00:14:29Well, sir, you hired me to sharpen your survival skills.
00:14:33That's exactly what I'm doing.
00:14:36A fucking sword?
00:14:39You're getting better.
00:14:45Whiskey, Billy.
00:14:46Stat.
00:14:49No, I don't have feelings for him.
00:14:52Well, fuck, yes, I do, but...
00:14:55God, this isn't happening.
00:14:56You can't just blow it back into town like nothing happened.
00:15:02Agh!
00:15:03Agh!
00:15:12Uh, what is this?
00:15:13This is the inn.
00:15:15This is the only inn?
00:15:17Yeah, aren't you from here?
00:15:19Now, remind me.
00:15:21Uh, yeah, this isn't going to work.
00:15:24Well, you can always stay at your mother, sir.
00:15:28He hasn't gone to his mother's house in years.
00:15:31I'm the only one who visits her.
00:15:34Well, I guess it's only for a week, right?
00:15:39And, uh...
00:15:40What room will I be staying in?
00:15:43Oh, you see...
00:15:45The inn only had one room left, so...
00:15:48Have fun, boys!
00:16:00The inn only has one room left, so...
00:16:20Mr. Mandraker would like to see you in his office.
00:16:36You rang?
00:16:38Oh, you read my mind.
00:16:45Is that a goddamn ski resort?
00:16:51Oh, my God.
00:16:52Next time, no sugar.
00:16:54Am I 12 years old?
00:16:56That was mine.
00:16:58You know, you'd be a lot prettier if you smiled.
00:17:03So, he's just a complete asshole now?
00:17:05Are you really going to sell the mountain?
00:17:07It's your family's land.
00:17:10How'd you know that?
00:17:12Us dumbtown folk talk sometimes, you know?
00:17:21Hot.
00:17:22Oh, oh, my God.
00:17:23Oh, my God.
00:17:25Oh, my God.
00:17:25Oh, my God.
00:17:26It's hot.
00:17:27It's hot.
00:17:27It's hot.
00:17:28Yeah.
00:17:28It's hot.
00:17:29Yeah, it's hot.
00:17:31Oh, my God.
00:17:32It's hot.
00:17:32It's hot.
00:17:33Yeah, it's hot.
00:17:33It's hot.
00:17:39Oh, my God.
00:17:42All right.
00:17:44Yeah, that's, that's, thank you.
00:17:45That's enough.
00:17:46No, I'm a doctor.
00:17:47I don't want you to get burnt.
00:17:49It's really hot already.
00:17:50So, it's good.
00:17:55Really.
00:17:58Um, uh, last question.
00:18:04I need you to do something for me.
00:18:06I need three presents.
00:18:08I need a romantic one.
00:18:10I need something very, very expensive.
00:18:12And I need, you know, a gift that a son could give to his mother.
00:18:17Who's the romantic one for?
00:18:20Okay, uh, who are the other gifts for?
00:18:25Uh, what does it matter?
00:18:27Just, I need them.
00:18:29Aye, aye, Captain.
00:18:31Wait, um, just, uh, I'm gonna ask you a question.
00:18:39Do you know if we've ever met before?
00:18:48Do you know if we've ever met before?
00:18:50If he doesn't remember me, what's the point of telling him the truth?
00:18:57No, Mr. Andrick, we haven't met.
00:19:05Oh, here, here.
00:19:06Just, um, why don't you take this and, um, just leave him on my desk.
00:19:21Sir, uh, the dealer's here.
00:19:26Great.
00:19:27That's good.
00:19:28Just, um, you know what?
00:19:30You just tell him I need five situation going here.
00:19:34Sure thing.
00:20:03What the hell are these?
00:20:08Is this a joke?
00:20:10I'm sorry that my rapping skills don't impress you, but I am a medical doctor after all.
00:20:16What are they?
00:20:17The blue one is expensive, the green one is for your mother, and the red one is romantic.
00:20:22Hmm.
00:20:24Okay.
00:20:27Set these aside for my mother in winter.
00:20:33Wait, then who's the romantic gift for?
00:20:38This one.
00:20:40Is it romantic enough?
00:20:42It's for someone very special.
00:20:44Yes, it's special.
00:20:45I picked it out myself.
00:20:47Good.
00:20:47Listen, do you want to go to dinner tomorrow night?
00:20:53A date?
00:20:56Listen, do you want to go to dinner tomorrow night?
00:21:00A date?
00:21:04Uh, not as a date.
00:21:06Just, I need someone who really knows Hudson Falls, and I haven't been back here in a long time.
00:21:11Don't I know it.
00:21:13Uh, sorry, I can't tomorrow night.
00:21:16Oh, uh, actually, I was being nice.
00:21:21You don't have a choice.
00:21:24Pick me up a date.
00:21:26And smile.
00:21:36No, why are you looking at me like that now?
00:21:38No, you gave me a look.
00:21:39No, you gave me that look first.
00:21:41Yes, you did.
00:21:42No, I didn't.
00:21:42Asshole.
00:21:43No.
00:21:44What?
00:21:46Nothing.
00:22:01Uh, Mayor?
00:22:03Where did this present come from?
00:22:07Oh, uh, a mailwoman said she had a package for you.
00:22:10I thought I'd save her the trip up the mountain and just put it on your desk.
00:22:25My married name?
00:22:28My married name?
00:22:45This is the goddamn place you chose.
00:22:47It's the nicest restaurant we have.
00:22:50Yeah, I feel like I'm going to catch something in here.
00:22:57It's a cool necklace like that.
00:23:00You bought it for me, dumbass.
00:23:10Mr. Calhoun, thank you so much for making the trip, sir.
00:23:15Help.
00:23:18Help.
00:23:18What is this place?
00:23:19Truckers.
00:23:20CD Bunch.
00:23:21I bet if you go out the back end of the bathroom, you'll find a big, dirty-ass, worn-out
00:23:28glory hole.
00:23:29Jesus.
00:23:31Well, he ain't wrong.
00:23:34Yeah.
00:23:35Yeah.
00:23:37This place has more potential than I have ever seen.
00:23:40I completely agree.
00:23:42I want to start development right away.
00:23:45That's exactly what I was thinking.
00:23:47What the hell is wrong with you?
00:23:50Hi, Per.
00:23:53What the hell is wrong with you?
00:23:55Hi, Per.
00:23:57Excuse me, little lady?
00:23:58No, my name is Piper.
00:24:00And you're not going to turn our quiet little town into some overrun tourist tribe ski resort hellhole.
00:24:06Listen here, little lady.
00:24:08I'm not here to destroy your town.
00:24:11I'm here to give it life.
00:24:13Let me assure you, the people of Hudson Falls are my first priority.
00:24:25A Starbucks.
00:24:27Over here, a sushi bar.
00:24:29A multi-theater cineplex.
00:24:31Over there.
00:24:33A Hooters.
00:24:34And another across the street.
00:24:38Two Hooters.
00:24:40You can't beat that.
00:24:41You can't beat that if you tried.
00:24:44Hooters.
00:24:53I've got your number now.
00:24:55Better watch out, heffy.
00:25:02You know, I don't know who you think you are, but get the fuck out of our town.
00:25:07Whoa.
00:25:09Man alive.
00:25:10She's hotter than a $2 pistol.
00:25:12I'd like to discuss the details of the deal.
00:25:15I want to make sure that Hudson Falls remains Hudson Falls, even after I sell.
00:25:20Don't worry about that, son.
00:25:22We'll iron out all the details.
00:25:25Well, we...
00:25:27All right.
00:25:29Got to get out of whatever the hell place this is.
00:25:32Got to get some rest.
00:25:34I suggest you do the same.
00:25:37Got a big week next week.
00:25:48I should be focused on the sale.
00:25:50All I can think about is her.
00:25:54Smells like pine.
00:26:03Whoa, Mama, that's strong.
00:26:06We have to stop the sale, Piper.
00:26:09Yeah, I know.
00:26:10I'm working on it.
00:26:12You still love him, don't you?
00:26:14Holly, no.
00:26:15Look, I...
00:26:17He's not the same guy that he used to be.
00:26:19I mean, look what he turned into.
00:26:28Wes just texted me.
00:26:30I'm selling the mountain, whether you like it or not.
00:26:34What an asshole.
00:26:36What are we going to do?
00:26:38We can't let him sell.
00:26:42We need a plan.
00:26:47Maybe if I can get him to trust me, I can convince him not to sell the mountain.
00:26:54Cheers to that.
00:27:06Where is she?
00:27:14You're late.
00:27:16I stopped to get your coffee, sir.
00:27:21How'd you sleep?
00:27:27Fine.
00:27:27So, what are we all doing out here in the cult?
00:27:37Oh, God.
00:27:38It's her.
00:27:39Pop sensation Winter Taylor.
00:27:45Oh, God.
00:27:47Pop sensation Winter Taylor.
00:27:52Santa came down with you last night.
00:27:55What a mess you make.
00:27:57You gave me a fry.
00:28:02Next time.
00:28:03Uh, huh.
00:28:04Use the front door.
00:28:06Santa.
00:28:06Use the front door.
00:28:09Santa.
00:28:10Next time.
00:28:10Use the front door.
00:28:12Santa.
00:28:13Next time.
00:28:14Use the front door.
00:28:16Santa.
00:28:17Next time.
00:28:17Use the front door.
00:28:33Santa came down my chin
00:28:35Last night
00:28:36I love you!
00:28:38Oh my God
00:28:43Baby, I tried to call you Sunday morning
00:28:46But girl answered
00:28:48Oh yeah, no, I, uh, I lost my phone
00:28:52It is a pleasure to have you in our quaint little town, Miss Taylor
00:28:56Kiss it
00:29:08Who's the country girl?
00:29:10Uh, Winter, it's this Piper White
00:29:13She's been helping me
00:29:15Howdy
00:29:20I'm gonna keep my eye on you, bitch
00:29:22Bet on that, okay?
00:29:27Baby, can we get inside, please?
00:29:29It's cold and everyone looks poor
00:29:32Sure, of course
00:29:33Let's get you somewhere warm
00:29:34Yeah
00:29:46And by the way, sir
00:29:47Don't forget we leave to London Christmas Day to launch a new branch
00:29:55Christmas Day
00:29:56We don't have choice, sir
00:29:59Mr. Mandrake?
00:30:01Yes
00:30:04So I've been thinking
00:30:05You need all of the town official votes to build the ski resort
00:30:09Yes
00:30:11And?
00:30:12What better way to convince them than to hold a town meeting?
00:30:18Yes
00:30:19A town meeting
00:30:21That way everyone will see how much money they're gonna make once that resort opens
00:30:26We'll do snacks
00:30:27We'll do coffee
00:30:31That's a great idea, sir
00:30:34And you'll mediate
00:30:36Of course, Mr. Mandrake
00:30:38Anything you need
00:30:39I'm a girl
00:30:43Good
00:30:44Set it up
00:30:46He's eating out of the palm of my hand
00:30:55Maybe she's on my side after all
00:31:00Get out of town
00:31:02People, people
00:31:03Please, please, please
00:31:05Get out of here
00:31:06Think of the money
00:31:08Are you gonna do something to help?
00:31:14Are you gonna do something to help?
00:31:16Get out of here
00:31:20We don't want you here
00:31:21Get out
00:31:23Okay, okay
00:31:24Settle down
00:31:25Everyone
00:31:28We're not gonna let you ruin our town, big men
00:31:32Look, everyone
00:31:33This isn't fair
00:31:34Okay
00:31:35I think that we should at least hear them out
00:31:37Let's just give them a shot
00:31:39I think it might be nice
00:31:41To have a restaurant open past 6 p.m.
00:31:44And think of all the jobs
00:31:50Actually
00:31:52Why don't we let our very own Hudson Falls West Mandrake take the floor?
00:32:10Hello everyone
00:32:11I'm Wes Mandrake
00:32:13Some of you may know me as I've grown up here
00:32:20Jesus Christ
00:32:23Look, when it comes to the ski resort
00:32:25I am not gonna let anything happen to Hudson
00:32:30What?
00:32:37Get the fuck out of my town
00:32:44The hell of Mandrake
00:32:45Took the ski resort with a done deal
00:33:03Set me up in there
00:33:04I was trying to help you
00:33:07If this ski resort doesn't happen, I can't sell the mountain
00:33:10Well then we have to fix it
00:33:20Are you screwing with me?
00:33:22Or do you really want to help?
00:33:27Why do I feel like I know her?
00:33:34Sir?
00:33:35Your mother called
00:33:37She knows you're in town
00:33:40Shit
00:33:42Why don't you want to see your mother?
00:33:46You must know
00:33:47It's because
00:33:48She still thinks I'm married
00:33:50And
00:33:51I don't want to hurt her
00:33:53Maybe he does have a heart
00:33:56You know what? Fine
00:33:58Tell her I'll be there
00:33:59But track down my ex-wife's phone number
00:34:01And
00:34:02If she doesn't completely hate me
00:34:04Tell her we're gonna have to pretend again
00:34:07I'll pay her whatever she wants
00:34:10He'll pay me?
00:34:11Asshole
00:34:12I guess it's finally time for him to find out who I am
00:34:22Hi
00:34:24You're, um
00:34:25You're
00:34:26Penelope?
00:34:28Yeah, yeah
00:34:28Penelope, uh
00:34:33Listen
00:34:38I have a question for you
00:34:40It's gonna sound really crazy
00:34:42But just
00:34:42You have to answer yes or no right away
00:34:44Okay?
00:34:46Okay
00:34:50Marry me
00:34:56I'll give you five million dollars
00:35:00You just have to answer right now
00:35:12Hi, my dear
00:35:14Oh, I missed you
00:35:15Where's Wesley?
00:35:20I'm so happy
00:35:22To finally have you both home for Christmas
00:35:27Yeah, me too, Mom
00:35:31This is gonna be interesting
00:35:37Oh, uh
00:35:38I think I'm gonna go to the restroom
00:35:40I'll be
00:35:40Okay, sure
00:35:41Sure
00:35:46All right
00:35:48My mom
00:35:50Wesley Mandrake
00:35:54You have a lot of explaining to do
00:35:57Listen, I know
00:35:59I've just been busy
00:36:02Busy?
00:36:04Oh, poor you
00:36:06Too busy
00:36:07To come home to visit your own mother
00:36:11Only one
00:36:11Who visits me is your wife
00:36:14I know
00:36:16Okay, there's a lot going on
00:36:18Hold on
00:36:21Okay, I have to take this
00:36:23Oh, I'll be my guest
00:36:26Sure
00:36:30You just missed your husband
00:36:32Fucking work
00:36:35It's always worth it
00:36:36Don't I know it
00:36:44All right
00:36:49Is she here yet?
00:36:51Sure
00:36:52She's here
00:36:52She's right here
00:36:57Where?
00:36:59Right here
00:37:06This is the last one
00:37:07I'm so sorry
00:37:07I'm sorry
00:37:08I'm sorry
00:37:15What the fuck
00:37:16Is going on?
00:37:18Uh
00:37:20You know what?
00:37:24I think that our drinks
00:37:25Are almost ready from the bar
00:37:27So I'm gonna go
00:37:28I'm gonna go get those
00:37:29Back
00:37:36Done?
00:37:38Listen
00:37:38There's uh
00:37:39There's an emergency
00:37:41With the buyout in London
00:37:42Ma
00:37:42Listen
00:37:43I'm sorry
00:37:44I will make it up to you
00:37:45Okay
00:37:45Please
00:37:47All right
00:37:48What's my due?
00:37:50Please
00:37:50It's Christmas
00:37:51I'm sorry
00:37:52Wesley
00:37:58Here we go
00:38:01Is he
00:38:02Is
00:38:03Here
00:38:06He's not
00:38:06Fucking here
00:38:07Cheers
00:38:08Cheers
00:38:09Cheers
00:38:18I do
00:38:20You may now kiss the bride
00:38:30If you thought of it
00:38:32I do
00:38:33You
00:38:35I do
00:38:48I do
00:38:50I do
00:38:50I am
00:38:52I do
00:38:52I forum
00:38:52I do
00:39:13What's going on?
00:39:15Had to sweeten the deal.
00:39:17Now, we've got the vote, kid.
00:39:20Why didn't I know about this?
00:39:21Son, I think it's time I take the lead on this one.
00:39:25You just worry about waxing those skis.
00:39:39What the hell am I doing?
00:39:51What if this is a mistake?
00:40:04Very impressive, sir.
00:40:06What the fuck?
00:40:11All right, come on, guys.
00:40:12Five, four, three, two, one.
00:40:15Deck the halls with bells of holly.
00:40:17Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la.
00:40:19Tis the season to be jolly.
00:40:22Fa-la-la-la-la-la.
00:40:24Oh, my God, stop, stop, stop, stop.
00:40:28Was that supposed to be singing?
00:40:31Sounds like a trash bag full of screaming rats.
00:40:35Winter, that...
00:40:36Hey, they're just kids, okay?
00:40:38They're trying.
00:40:39Well, maybe you're a bad teacher.
00:40:41Whoa, whoa, whoa, ladies.
00:40:42Let's take it easy.
00:40:44You think that you can do better?
00:40:45Go ahead.
00:40:47Teach.
00:40:47Teach.
00:40:49Why teach?
00:40:52I can show.
00:40:56Deck the halls with bells of holly.
00:41:00La-la-la-la-la.
00:41:01La-la-la-la-la.
00:41:03This the season to be jolly.
00:41:07La-la-la-la-la.
00:41:08La-la-la-la.
00:41:09This honestly doesn't even matter.
00:41:14Show some of your, you know.
00:41:17Want to tell me a secret?
00:41:19Sex sells.
00:41:23Oh, thank you, thank you.
00:41:32Honest to God, you love it.
00:41:35Yeah, it's, um...
00:41:37Yeah, it's really...
00:41:39Kill me.
00:41:41I know, right?
00:41:43Baby, I need you to take me Christmas shopping tomorrow.
00:41:48Tomorrow?
00:41:49Yeah, I can't.
00:41:50I'm busy.
00:41:52Wes, I need to go shopping tomorrow.
00:41:56Piper?
00:42:03I need you to take us shopping tomorrow.
00:42:08Yeah, no thanks.
00:42:09Uh, Piper?
00:42:11What did we talk about?
00:42:15So, how's...
00:42:1710 o'clock?
00:42:18Good?
00:42:19Fuck.
00:42:20Dude.
00:42:21Dude.
00:42:29Oh, my God.
00:42:30Oh, my God.
00:42:30Oh.
00:42:31Oh.
00:42:32Oh.
00:42:32Oh.
00:42:35Thanks.
00:42:38Ugh.
00:42:39I'm glad there's nothing in this town.
00:42:44Hey, you.
00:42:46Take a picture of me in my sleep, will you?
00:42:48Yeah.
00:42:56Smile, baby.
00:42:59Baby?
00:42:59He was my husband a week ago.
00:43:02Come on.
00:43:11Thanks.
00:43:13Can you come here?
00:43:18Uh, sorry.
00:43:21Excuse me, ladies.
00:43:23Uh.
00:43:29Yep.
00:43:31Hey.
00:43:32Better call Becky with her good hair, bitch.
00:43:36What?
00:43:37Stay away from Wes.
00:43:39He's my boyfriend.
00:43:41And we're getting married soon.
00:43:45Oh.
00:43:45Is that right, twat?
00:43:48Oh, yeah?
00:43:49Yeah.
00:43:50And next time you try to ruin one of our dates,
00:43:52I'm gonna slap the shit out of you.
00:43:56You broke-ass gold digger.
00:43:57You got it?
00:43:59Oh, I would love to see you try.
00:44:10Oh, I would love to see you try.
00:44:20What is wrong with you?
00:44:25Get off of me!
00:44:27What are you doing?
00:44:28Hurry, get off of me!
00:44:29Ah!
00:44:30Ah!
00:44:32Ah!
00:44:33Ah!
00:44:33OK.
00:44:33Ah!
00:44:34OK.
00:44:34OK.
00:44:34All right.
00:44:35OK.
00:44:36OK.
00:44:36Baby, she attacked me!
00:44:38She attacked me!
00:44:40All right.
00:44:40We need to get the hell out of here.
00:44:41Come on.
00:44:42Come on.
00:44:43Come on.
00:44:43Come on.
00:44:43Come on.
00:44:45What the hell?
00:44:47What?
00:44:48I expect you upstairs in five minutes with my things.
00:44:58Wow, she's quite the catch, isn't she?
00:45:02It's not like that.
00:45:04Then what's it like?
00:45:06It's complicated.
00:45:09It always is.
00:45:15Piper.
00:45:17Piper!
00:45:32Hello?
00:45:34Uh, Penelope?
00:45:36It's Wes Mandrake.
00:45:40Uh, Penelope?
00:45:43It's Wes Mandrake.
00:45:45Don't hang up.
00:45:46Just let me say...
00:45:48I said that I'm not talking to you, asshole!
00:45:56Come on.
00:46:04What did I just say?
00:46:05I said that I'm not talking to you!
00:46:09Oh.
00:46:12Nothing.
00:46:13What's up?
00:46:16Meet me for a drink.
00:46:19No.
00:46:21Listen, just come meet me for a drink,
00:46:23and I'll never ask anything from you ever again.
00:46:27One drink and you'll leave me alone?
00:46:30One drink.
00:46:37Whiskey, Billy, now.
00:46:46I said one drink.
00:46:47Bye.
00:46:56Christmas.
00:46:57Drink with me.
00:46:58No.
00:46:59I can drink with you, rich boy.
00:47:01I can do anything for you.
00:47:03Oh, okay, no, piss off.
00:47:04He's drinking with me.
00:47:07Bye.
00:47:08Yeah, no.
00:47:16Are you really going to sell the land?
00:47:19I'd be a fool not to.
00:47:21What if I told you I could get you $5 million for the land?
00:47:32Hudson Falls town doctor just has $5 million laying around.
00:47:38What if, what if I told you I could get it?
00:47:43Unfortunately, it's worth a lot more than that.
00:47:48Well, it's nice to see you two back together for the holiday.
00:47:54What?
00:47:56You two.
00:47:57You and Mrs. Mandarick.
00:48:00Here is your check for $5 million.
00:48:11What are you, what are you talking, what is he talking about?
00:48:17Whoa!
00:48:18Whoa!
00:48:19Whoa!
00:48:19Whoa!
00:48:20Oh, my God.
00:48:21Okay, thanks.
00:48:22Spill alert!
00:48:23I better get him cleaned up.
00:48:25It was so good to see you.
00:48:26Good to see you two.
00:48:27Take care, okay?
00:48:28Bye.
00:48:29Let's, let's.
00:48:30Yeah, thanks.
00:48:52What are you doing?
00:48:54What am I doing?
00:48:56Come on.
00:48:57Get in.
00:48:59Absolutely not.
00:49:01What is this?
00:49:04What's this?
00:49:09What are you doing?
00:49:09I want what him is doing.
00:49:10Uh, yeah.
00:49:10Oh, man.
00:49:12Come on.
00:49:16Uh, my God!
00:49:27There's not even before you leave in the room.
00:49:27There is no man between all the others.
00:49:30It must be homeless in those places.
00:49:31Okay, fuck it. Hell yeah, boy.
00:49:53Why do I feel like I know you?
00:50:04Why do I feel like I know you?
00:50:13Marie!
00:50:15Go back to the circus!
00:50:18You think that's cool?
00:50:20Look at her. She looks like a mutant.
00:50:26There's nothing wrong with the way she looks.
00:50:30Because you do?
00:50:55You?
00:50:56I feel like her body is irresistible.
00:50:58I could say the same about you, Mr. Mandrake.
00:51:02Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:51:23Where the hell am I?
00:51:25Okay, come on, guys.
00:51:26I want the lights hung.
00:51:27Hung above that, right there.
00:51:31What are you doing?
00:51:32I didn't say to move the tree that way.
00:51:34Just go take it, please.
00:51:41Listen, I'm sorry I got so drunk last night.
00:51:46I'm just stressed about this whole thing.
00:51:48By this whole thing, do you mean destroying our whole town?
00:51:52I'm not destroying anything.
00:51:54In fact, I'm going to make sure nothing happens to Hudson Falls.
00:51:57You'll see.
00:51:58I bet.
00:52:00Listen, did we, uh, last night?
00:52:06Piper, Piper, you've got to get up that mountain right now.
00:52:10What's wrong?
00:52:12It's Holly.
00:52:13They're saying she's trying to stop the bulldozers.
00:52:16Come on, guys.
00:52:31Oh, about time.
00:52:33What the hell is going on here, Mandrake?
00:52:35Get this goddamn hippie out of here.
00:52:38Holly, what are you doing?
00:52:39If they try to take this cocksucker down, they'll have to go through me.
00:52:48We didn't talk about this.
00:52:50We need soiled samples.
00:52:52Geological shit you don't understand.
00:52:54Just get her the goddamn out of here.
00:52:58She has to go.
00:53:01You know what?
00:53:02No, Holly.
00:53:03Stay there.
00:53:04Get her out of here now.
00:53:06You're a liar.
00:53:09I'm...
00:53:10Piper, listen.
00:53:12I don't...
00:53:12You know what?
00:53:12Find somebody else to work for you.
00:53:14I quit.
00:53:16And you can find your own way home.
00:53:19Piper.
00:53:20Piper.
00:53:23You know these hippies?
00:53:25They don't trim their pubes.
00:53:28What does that have to do with anything?
00:53:31I don't know.
00:53:32You figure it out.
00:53:33Never let the party die!
00:53:36Oh, fuck.
00:53:41God bless everyone.
00:53:45Oh.
00:53:51Hello?
00:53:53Penelope, don't hang up.
00:53:54You have five seconds.
00:53:57Meet me for coffee.
00:53:58Please.
00:53:59No!
00:54:00I need to talk to you.
00:54:02Please.
00:54:05Fine.
00:54:07Whatever.
00:54:23I knew she wouldn't come.
00:54:31Well, here we go.
00:54:32No.
00:54:44Wait.
00:54:47What are you doing here?
00:54:51Wait.
00:54:53What are you doing here?
00:55:01I, uh...
00:55:06I wanted a coffee.
00:55:07Is that okay with you?
00:55:10What are you doing here?
00:55:11Yeah, no, of course.
00:55:13I just...
00:55:14I thought...
00:55:16You thought what?
00:55:20Nothing.
00:55:23You look really pretty.
00:55:34What?
00:55:36Well, I waited long enough.
00:55:49Go away.
00:55:50I'll leave you alone.
00:55:51Just one last favor.
00:55:53No.
00:55:55Please.
00:55:56Do you know where Penelope Mandrake lives?
00:55:59Why?
00:55:59Can you bring this to her and ask if she'll join me for the Christmas party tomorrow night?
00:56:04Why don't you bring it to her?
00:56:06Because she'd never accept it from me.
00:56:09I think she hates me.
00:56:11Ding, ding, ding.
00:56:13She does.
00:56:14Fine.
00:56:15Leave it here and get out.
00:56:46It's beautiful.
00:56:48I don't think Penelope would mind if I borrowed this for tonight.
00:56:59Hello?
00:57:00Hello?
00:57:10It's the horse with boughs of holly.
00:57:13La la la la la la la la la la la.
00:57:16Tis the season to be jolly.
00:57:20La la la la la la la la la la la.
00:57:27La la la la la la la la la la la la.
00:57:37Oh my God.
00:57:38It's Wes Mandrake, the hottest guy in Hudson Falls.
00:57:42Smoke coffee, please.
00:57:51He's coming over
00:57:53He's coming over
00:58:00Hi
00:58:01Hi
00:58:03What's your name?
00:58:08I'm Penelope
00:58:11Penelope
00:58:11I'm Wes
00:58:14Yeah, I know who you are
00:58:21Just
00:58:48Oh
00:58:51Well
00:58:54Bye
00:59:01What are you doing?
00:59:02This dress is not for you
00:59:06Yes it is, you toolbox
00:59:08She wasn't home
00:59:09I didn't want to leave it outside
00:59:17I guess you do look pretty good
00:59:25Hudson Falls
00:59:26Hudson Falls
00:59:26We want to thank you for your hospitality this Christmas season
00:59:31So to show our gratitude, we have a very special guest for you this evening
00:59:36Miss Winter Taylor
00:59:44Jesus Christ
00:59:45Jesus Christ
00:59:46What the fuck now?
00:59:52Oh
01:00:14Thanks for your welcome
01:00:16Can you help me?
01:00:17And I'm never going to leave it
01:00:17Use a friend door
01:00:20Use a friend door
01:00:23Use a friend door
01:00:27Use a friend door
01:00:49That was interesting.
01:00:53Yeah.
01:00:56That was just for you, baby.
01:00:59Yeah, it was really...
01:01:01It was, uh...
01:01:03Um, you know, what's that hat made of?
01:01:08Here, take that, please.
01:01:10And a bear, dum-dum.
01:01:14What is she doing here?
01:01:16Ah, great for fallings, darling.
01:01:19Thanks, Daddy.
01:01:21Wait, you're related?
01:01:24She's my little girl.
01:01:27That explains a lot.
01:01:31Wait, is Wes just being nice to her because of her father?
01:01:35Wes, can we have a talk, please?
01:01:37Thank you, yeah, please, ladies.
01:01:48I went by Wes's office today.
01:01:50He wasn't there.
01:01:52Do you know anything about that, slut?
01:01:56Yup.
01:01:57He was with me.
01:01:59No.
01:02:11What is wrong with you?
01:02:13Whoa.
01:02:14What happened to your dress?
01:02:17Well, she just bumped into me.
01:02:18That is not true.
01:02:21Everyone, may I have your attention, please?
01:02:24Listen, folks, I have been waiting all week to make this announcement, so let's go.
01:02:31Starting this spring, Hank and his team at Calhoun Industries will be breaking ground on a state-of-the-art
01:02:39ski resort.
01:02:49Are you ready to make more money than God?
01:02:54You and my little girl are about to be the biggest power couple this world has ever seen.
01:03:07Wes, baby!
01:03:11Piper?
01:03:13Piper?
01:03:21Dakota?
01:03:24Dakota, do not attack me right now.
01:03:26I know I said to attack me when I'd least want to be attacked, but I mean it this time.
01:03:32Don't do it.
01:03:36God damn it.
01:03:45Why didn't you ever tell me?
01:03:48I don't know, I just...
01:03:50I always dreamt that maybe he would come back and...
01:03:54We would fall in love.
01:03:58It's so stupid.
01:03:59God, I'm so stupid.
01:04:00Hey.
01:04:01Hey.
01:04:03You're not stupid, baby, okay?
01:04:05My son is...
01:04:08Oh, gosh, he's so stupid for not seeing what he had.
01:04:13So angry.
01:04:20I'm going to go check on the turkey and get some more wine.
01:04:24Yeah.
01:04:25Right back.
01:04:32I'm up.
01:04:34Wesley Mandrake.
01:04:37You're on my shit list.
01:04:40I hope you know that.
01:04:43I...
01:04:44Ma, I...
01:04:47I'm sorry.
01:04:49All right?
01:04:53So?
01:04:55How's your wife?
01:04:59What?
01:05:01Your wife.
01:05:03How is she?
01:05:08I'm not sure.
01:05:11Yeah.
01:05:13I know.
01:05:27How do you know Piper?
01:05:37How do you know Piper?
01:05:40Piper?
01:05:42Piper who?
01:05:43It's Penelope.
01:05:44Your wife.
01:05:55Penelope Mandrake.
01:05:56Is Piper White?
01:06:00I didn't know.
01:06:04Piper.
01:06:07Penelope.
01:06:11I didn't know.
01:06:13It doesn't matter anymore.
01:06:22This whole time?
01:06:24If you would have came back, you would have actually gotten to know me.
01:06:28I had to go.
01:06:30I had to.
01:06:31Yeah, because you thought that you were better than Hudson Falls.
01:06:34No.
01:06:36No.
01:06:37Then what?
01:06:39I had to leave.
01:06:42Why?
01:06:43That night, those men were after me.
01:06:48Piper.
01:06:49What is he?
01:06:51Oh my God, my nose.
01:06:52He broke my nose.
01:06:55I had to leave.
01:06:58I didn't have a choice.
01:07:00The men that were after me, they weren't going to stop.
01:07:04They were going to keep coming and coming and coming to get me.
01:07:07And my father, he took a loan out in my name before he died.
01:07:13Bullshit.
01:07:13You left because he never cared about me.
01:07:16Is that what you think?
01:07:18I've always looked out for you.
01:07:20You took pity on me.
01:07:23I protected you.
01:07:25Just like every other asshole that I've met.
01:07:27You're just like every other gold digger I've met.
01:07:29You don't know me.
01:07:30You were gone for the last five years.
01:07:32You just left me here.
01:07:34We had an agreement.
01:07:35What did you want me to do?
01:07:38I wanted you to call me.
01:07:41I wanted you to come see me.
01:07:43I wanted you to do anything.
01:07:45Anything that showed that you actually gave a fuck about me.
01:07:49I loved you.
01:07:52I still love you.
01:07:54I always have.
01:07:55Don't you get that?
01:07:58No.
01:08:00I just thought it was about the money for you.
01:08:04It was never about the money.
01:08:08I just wanted you.
01:08:10It was never about the money for you.
01:08:19Robert, what do you want me to do?
01:08:24I want you to go.
01:08:25And I want you to get out.
01:08:27And I want you to never come back.
01:08:29You destroyed our town.
01:08:30You don't even care.
01:08:31You're heartless.
01:08:34I'm heartless?
01:08:39You want me to leave?
01:08:41Is that what you want?
01:08:46You know what?
01:08:47Fine.
01:08:47Fine.
01:08:48Fine.
01:08:49I'll go back to Manhattan with my money and my rich friends and my perfect fucking money.
01:08:55And you can stay right here.
01:08:58Just sit with all the other fucking losers.
01:09:03These poor fucks who won't amount to anything in their life.
01:09:07Go ahead.
01:09:08Knock yourself out.
01:09:10I hate you.
01:09:14I hate you.
01:09:17Get out.
01:09:18Get out.
01:09:19Get out.
01:09:24Just go.
01:09:26Please.
01:09:29Hey.
01:09:30Merry Christmas.
01:09:36Wes.
01:09:37Wes.
01:09:39Please, honey.
01:09:40Please stay.
01:09:41Stay.
01:09:41It's Christmas, okay?
01:09:43Mom, listen.
01:09:44I gotta go.
01:09:44I'll see you in the city for New Year's, okay?
01:09:47Honey, please.
01:09:49Just for once.
01:09:50No.
01:09:51I have to go.
01:09:52I'm sorry, Mom.
01:10:03Good job.
01:10:09Heal's off.
01:10:12What the fuck did you just say?
01:10:17What the fuck did you just say?
01:10:20Pee-pee?
01:10:23Look at me.
01:10:24I am not your baby.
01:10:27I will never be with you, Winter.
01:10:30Daddy?
01:10:32Get back here.
01:10:33Get the fuck back here.
01:10:35Where to deal, you little shit?
01:10:39What was that?
01:10:51Do something.
01:11:03Cancel London
01:11:05You take the chapa back to the city
01:11:08I'll get my own ride
01:11:09I need to be alone right now
01:11:13Of course
01:11:24Oh, and sir
01:11:27Merry Christmas
01:11:29Merry Christmas, Dakota
01:11:49Yeah, real nice
01:12:10Manhattan
01:12:11And if you turn the Christmas music off
01:12:13I'll give you a thousand dollars
01:12:26I did it
01:12:27You did it
01:12:28I did it
01:12:31I'm a hero
01:12:40You didn't have to
01:12:51I love it
01:12:53Let's get that
01:13:17Merry Christmas, baby
01:13:19Listen
01:13:20Why don't we open presents now
01:13:22And then I was thinking
01:13:23We take a plane to Portugal
01:13:25For New Year
01:13:26What do you think?
01:13:28Hmm?
01:13:30What the hell are you doing?
01:13:34Wesley
01:13:37I'm warning you
01:13:39Careful
01:13:43I think you should leave my apartment
01:13:45Now
01:13:57Ow
01:13:59Ow
01:14:03You assholes
01:14:07Why do you want me?
01:14:17Because
01:14:18Because
01:14:19Because you're crazy
01:14:20Because you can't force anybody into a relationship
01:14:23You can't force anybody to love you
01:14:28Because
01:14:29I love her
01:14:31What?
01:14:31I love her
01:14:33I love Piper
01:14:34And I always have
01:14:37What is it about that bitch, huh?
01:14:40I'm a good person, too
01:14:41I
01:14:42I don't need to do the orangutans
01:14:44I
01:14:45I'm sorry I'm rich
01:14:46I'm sorry I don't live in the woods with dogs like a lesbian
01:14:50I deserve to be loved, too
01:14:54I gotta go
01:14:55No, no, no
01:14:57What?
01:14:58What?
01:14:59What?
01:15:00No
01:15:07What am I supposed to do now, huh?
01:15:19Where's Piper?
01:15:21I don't know
01:15:22But who cares?
01:15:24It's Christmas time
01:15:25My dreams are dead
01:15:51I don't know
01:16:06I've
01:16:12You need to listen to me very carefully, boy
01:16:15You sign this, we all walk out of here
01:16:18If you don't, it's going to be a very messy Christmas for you
01:16:23Piper
01:16:24You okay?
01:16:28Where's my mother?
01:16:30She wouldn't shut the hell up
01:16:31So we've locked her in the basement
01:16:34Let me out!
01:16:42All right
01:16:44I'll sign
01:16:46And you'll let them go
01:16:48You have my word
01:16:49All you have to do
01:16:52Is sign
01:17:03Let me tell you
01:17:06Nobody bucks Hank Calhoun
01:17:09Except Hank Calhoun
01:17:15Got what we need
01:17:32Forget my mother
01:17:35You came back for me
01:17:37I'll leave you again
01:17:49No, Wes, look out!
01:18:16Get an ambulance
01:18:18Call an ambulance, please
01:18:20Jesus
01:18:21Jesus
01:18:24Piper
01:18:25Piper, look at me
01:18:27Pico
01:18:28Pico
01:18:30Pico
01:18:30Pico
01:18:31Pico
01:18:32Pico
01:18:47Pico
01:18:48Merry Christmas
01:18:50Merry Christmas
01:18:51Cheers
01:19:04Hey
01:19:07I'm really happy you decided to move back to town
01:19:11Yeah, me too
01:19:14I missed it here
01:19:17You all right?
01:19:20Yeah
01:19:21Just
01:19:23I wish she was here
01:19:52Oh
01:19:53Whoa
01:19:54Whoa, it's really coming down out there
01:19:55Oh, sweetie, let me help you
01:19:58Wait, wait, wait
01:19:59I got it again
01:19:59Oh
01:20:00Sorry
01:20:01Thank you
01:20:03Sorry I'm late
01:20:04Mrs. Bell had her baby
01:20:06A little boy
01:20:06Oh
01:20:07Nice
01:20:07Good way
01:20:34What was that for?
01:20:38Merry Christmas, Mrs. Mandrake
01:20:41Merry Christmas, Mr. Mandrake
01:20:54Merry Christmas, New York
01:20:55New York
01:21:02See you next weekaines
01:21:03sees us Of
01:21:03course The
01:21:04two We'll
01:21:04try Let's
01:21:04go open We'll
01:21:06see
01:21:06you next week
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