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00:00:30My brother's going to kill me, but I don't care. You're all I've ever wanted to.
00:00:46That's how Brett Harrison, the star quarterback, my brother's best friend, claimed my soul, my body, and my virginity on
00:00:53my 18th birthday.
00:00:54In my fantasy, anyway.
00:00:57Brett has been the leading man of my smut fanfic for a year.
00:01:00In reality, he's completely out of my league.
00:01:03It's pure tragic.
00:01:04Not only is he the star quarterback, but he's also my brother's best friend.
00:01:08So to him, I'm just a little sister.
00:01:12Oh shit, fucking dumbass.
00:01:16Stupid, stupid, stupid.
00:01:20Pay attention to what you're doing.
00:01:22It could have been really bad.
00:01:25Oh fuck.
00:01:26Oh my god.
00:01:28What?
00:01:28No.
00:01:30No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:01:32Oh my god.
00:01:33Tell me I didn't just send Brett Harrison a 4,000 word pure smut starring him.
00:01:42All right.
00:01:43Welcome to the kingdom, Allie.
00:01:44You can crash here when I'm off at the league this year.
00:01:48This is awesome.
00:01:49I mean, finally, no rules, no parents.
00:01:52And best of all, there's no you.
00:01:56But you are welcome to my housewarming party tonight.
00:01:58But bring something.
00:01:59Not so fast.
00:02:01You're not staying here alone.
00:02:02I got you a roommate.
00:02:04I'm just going to keep an eye on you.
00:02:05What?
00:02:06A roommate?
00:02:07No, I'm an adult.
00:02:08I don't need a babysitter, Vaughn.
00:02:10No, no.
00:02:10You're a big baby.
00:02:11And you know it.
00:02:13Okay.
00:02:14Fine.
00:02:14What is it?
00:02:35Hey, roomie.
00:02:36It's been a while.
00:02:37You've, uh, definitely grown up.
00:02:41Oh, you've got to be kidding me.
00:02:43I'm living with Brett Harrison.
00:02:45The same Brett Harrison.
00:02:47I accidentally emailed a 10-page smut about us.
00:02:50Uh, Allie, my eyes are up here.
00:02:53What?
00:02:54Allie.
00:02:54Sorry.
00:02:55Allie, quit drooling.
00:02:56Come on, that's gross.
00:02:57I wasn't, I wouldn't call it drooling.
00:02:59I would say it's zoning out.
00:03:01And, dude, you've got to start wearing a shirt.
00:03:03And put some actual pants on.
00:03:04You can't go commando in front of my little sister.
00:03:06Yeah, she's got a chair.
00:03:07I don't care, man.
00:03:09All right.
00:03:09You're on watch duty now.
00:03:10You've got to keep the horny jocks away from her.
00:03:12Okay?
00:03:13And remember, most important part, road code.
00:03:15We don't mess with each other's sisters.
00:03:17Ron.
00:03:18I'm going to sleep with you, Ron.
00:03:19Catch you later, okay?
00:03:20Fuck yeah.
00:03:20All right, catch you after practice, okay?
00:03:22All right, everybody.
00:03:25You know, I don't think that I'm the one having a hard time keeping it in my pants.
00:03:34Hey, hey, it reminds me, have you gotten any weird emails from me?
00:03:40I don't know.
00:03:42Why don't you define weird?
00:03:44It's like a virus, maybe, or scam, bug, like anything like that.
00:03:52Sometimes they have files that will give you a virus if you open it, so you just don't want to
00:03:57open it.
00:03:57And if you see anything from me, you should just delete it right away and don't ever look at it.
00:04:02Yeah, right.
00:04:02A virus just happened to write ten pages of smut about us having sex.
00:04:08That's a bummer, Ellie.
00:04:09Yeah.
00:04:10No, I've been, uh, you know, at a training camp last like two weeks, so I...
00:04:15Any signal?
00:04:16So he hasn't seen it.
00:04:17I'm safe.
00:04:19Why? What's on the email?
00:04:22Why? What's on the email?
00:04:23Anything, uh, scandalous or inappropriate?
00:04:26Anything I should, uh, know about?
00:04:27Nothing.
00:04:28Nothing.
00:04:29Because you know, like I am, I'm gonna be looking after you now.
00:04:31I made a promise to Ron, so, uh, if there's anything I need to know about, you should, uh, tell
00:04:36me.
00:04:37No, nothing. Nothing scandalous.
00:04:39I'm gonna go. Actually, I have to go.
00:04:41Oh, good to see you.
00:04:46Okay.
00:04:47Okay.
00:04:47Deep breath.
00:04:48This is my year.
00:04:50New city.
00:04:51New school.
00:04:52I'm gonna make this squad.
00:04:53And I'm not going to think about Brett's stupid, perfect abs.
00:05:15What is a size 8 doing in my locker room?
00:05:17Uh, more like a 12.
00:05:19Oh, no.
00:05:22Oh.
00:05:23Hi. Um, I'm Allison.
00:05:25I would really love to be on your cheerleading team.
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