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Pretend That You Love Me Dramax
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00:17what can I get for you hey I'll have the smash burger and just a cup of black coffee perfect
00:25my name is Delilah let me know if you need anything else okay yeah my name is George
00:33okay I'll be back with your meal
00:39check for you whenever you're ready
00:44oh no um oh let me guess no money I just think I left my wallet at home starving doctor
00:53um yeah I'm just down on my luck don't worry about it I'll cover you this time okay
01:01really look I'll pay you back I promise just get out of here
01:07go okay
01:11maybe there still are some good women after all
01:17nothing nothing what do you mean she gets nothing she signed a prenup she's entitled
01:22to nothing let me see that
01:30this looks like a marriage license
01:33you told me I was signing our marriage certificate
01:37you should have read the fine print you tricked her shame on you okay can we go I have a
01:45nail
01:45appointment for you do however get child support wait what I'm sorry that's the law
01:55fuck the law
02:05Andy you're having an affair with your secretary
02:09I want a divorce I think it's time you find your own place
02:12fine I want a divorce I'm a horrible mother
02:17you want a divorce I'm a horrible mother
02:22I'm a vulnerable mother
02:27you're having an affair with your wife
02:28and I'm not sure her wife
02:28she got a divorce in her sister
02:29she was like you're gonna be a divorce
02:38so she can't take part of the divorce
02:38and she has been dating her to me
02:39she got her mother
02:39she got her to her
02:41so I'm a divorce
02:42and I'm a divorce
02:43so she can't take part of her
02:44and I'm a divorce
02:47My sketches?
02:49Andy, you told me that you would show those to the design department.
02:52Delilah, you're a housewife.
02:54You're not a designer.
03:01Perfect.
03:05Roland, there's another leak in the ceiling.
03:32I'm getting bored.
03:33I want to go lie down.
03:34Sure.
03:35I'll keep an eye on things.
03:44What the fuck?
03:45You need to get out of my room.
03:47I said you need to get out of my room.
03:52Everyone out.
03:54This is my house.
03:55This is my life.
03:57So get out.
03:59Get everyone the fuck out of here now.
04:01All right, people.
04:02Party's over.
04:03Let's go.
04:04Party's over.
04:06Party's over.
04:37hey george welcome back hey this is the money that i owe you
04:47what can i get for you i'll take a black coffee coffee yeah sure
04:53get back with that okay
04:57let me guess acting not going so well i've hit a bit of a dry patch yeah
05:06i don't believe in love fine i want a divorce did you hear him i ruined my son your son
05:14is
05:14fantastic but benji needs to be in love if he's ever gonna hide himself just try to keep
05:19your heart open if not for yourself or benji i think i have an idea okay what is that i
05:28want to hire you you want to hire me to pretend to be in love with me an acting gig
05:35i really want my son to see what it looks like for someone to love me you know a happy
05:41couple oh yeah yeah i cannot pay you much but seems like you need the money
05:52what do you say
05:56deal deal
06:09come on two more last one okay good work yeah hey can i tell you something well that's never good
06:21you ready you ready as ready as i could be
06:25i'm gonna be an actor you what look some waitress someone needed my help and i agreed you realize
06:33you're a famous billionaire right yeah she doesn't know that part yet but um look man she's super sweet
06:39and she um and she wants to show her son that love is real totally normal request look man i
06:48just need
06:48something something different you know i can't do this anymore i'm just sick of this lifestyle and
06:55just feel so empty okay so let me get this straight you got hired to pretend to be some waitress's
07:00boyfriend yeah okay crazy things have happened i got your back boss thanks you know and you'll see
07:09she's great whatever you say boss another set
07:14oh my god why you agreed to pay the bills is beyond me sharon no idea what you're doing
07:21okay what's this oh no let's do it's not good urgent child support
07:41last notice of child support must pay will not be paying that
07:46i don't even know what's this oh fuck oh no no no no no
08:10fucking hell hello delilah
08:16you look quite nice tonight
08:23why thank you george you look quite nice as well
08:34why thank you george you look quite nice too can i offer you something to drink no thank you
08:48i'm fine
08:54this is going to be great
08:57okay
09:03you can do it benji come on
09:07come on benji hit the ball for once let's go benji
09:13you're doing great hey tommy hey tommy hey delilah
09:19looking good as always
09:21good as always somebody likes you
09:26nice nice with that dribble nice
09:35oh my god that's him
09:42that's who uh
09:45the guy that i hired to pretend to be my boyfriend delilah what are you talking about
09:51he's coming over what are you talking about hey george hey
09:55do
09:55oh for christ's sake man up boy don't say that oh my god can i go i'm so bored
10:08good for fuck's sake thank god i have a mini paddy
10:11come on let's get out of here
10:13you don't want to say hi then
10:17no it's a little harsh to say to your kid
10:20who the fuck are you i'm george i'm delilah's new boyfriend
10:26delilah's new boyfriend
10:29yes yeah we are dating what do they run out of pizza boys hun
10:35he's an actor oh he's an actor that makes it even better wow you are such a riot delilah just
10:43when
10:43i thought you couldn't get any dumber you proved me wrong what's that bud
10:50nothing we gotta get out of here wish you two the best
10:56hey asshole where's the child support don't worry boobie i'll handle it you just focus on making the
11:05ka-ching
11:08well i think i just want it in my mouth all right i think i'm gonna get going but um
11:13i'll see you
11:14tomorrow for the date right yes yes yes our date see you tomorrow
11:24girl you better tell me everything now
11:35no no no no you're not supposed to do that i'm a starving artist they have lint on their shirts
11:40i still think this is a harebrained idea you know this is the first time in my life where i
11:46can be
11:46a normal person nobody after my money or my status or what i can do for them
11:52delilah doesn't want anything from me she just wants me to play a role i do have to say it's
11:59nice to
11:59see you smile again yeah it's gonna be nice you'll see and you should take the night off take janice
12:10out
12:10of dinner on me hell no boss i'm keeping an eye on you from a distance no it'll be fine
12:17nobody will
12:18know who i am that may be the case but you're still one of the richest men in the world
12:21and i ain't taking
12:23any chances do not follow me yes boss later hey how are you i'm george i'm benji
12:48well hello hello hello there how are you i am very excited about our date i am looking forward to
12:56our date as well won't you come in ah yes thank you
13:10oh my oh bad plumbing is making the roof leak we have a wousy landlord ah but you look quite
13:20nice
13:21tonight why thank you george you look quite nice as well why are you guys acting so weird hi i'm
13:32roland
13:32the babysitter the babysitter i think it's time for you to get gone yes yes um yeah what if yeah
13:39that was so strange i know
13:48well that didn't go too well yeah no academy award for us maybe we should practice that sounds good yeah
14:01uh so what are you gonna do for the next couple hours while we're on our supposed date
14:09yeah probably go eat i hear there's a nice italian restaurant around the corner yeah it's pretty
14:15good good what are you gonna do uh same probably grab a bite to eat maybe hit a bookstore well
14:23that's just
14:24silly i mean why don't we go together sure sounds good okay
14:39so tell me why wedding dresses well ever since i was a little girl i always wanted to wear the
14:46dress
14:47be the bride yeah have my happy ending
14:52and then i eloped with andy and uh he had an affair
15:01then we got a divorce and now of course he hasn't paid a dime of child support my roof is
15:07leaking um my
15:09car is useless and i work in a diner so best laid plans i guess you know you should call
15:21my attorney
15:22friend he's telling me some things in the past i think i can help you with this child support issue
15:29i would tell him that you're a friend of mine thank you yeah of course i will
15:38should probably get back from our date soon and split the bill yeah sure um split the bill
15:49check please
15:58hey bernard this is justin you're gonna be getting a call from a woman named delilah james
16:05long story short her ex is a piece of he won't pay child support and he works it in the
16:10style but i
16:11can't fire him unless he might sue or he might figure out who i am so the least i can
16:16do is try
16:17to help get some money back from this douchebag from her and she can't know who i am she thinks
16:21my
16:21name is george thanks man hey do you know yes boss let's buy delilah's building let's fix the roof on
16:34it
16:35sure thing oh while you're at it if you can buy her a car nothing too fancy though she's not
16:40that type
16:40of girl and keep everything anonymous you got it thank you
16:51what's going on someone about the building they're putting on a new roof
16:55what
16:57that's amazing right
17:01uh
17:07uh
17:09I don't know.
17:47I don't know.
18:12I shall grab water.
18:16I'll do it with that one.
18:20Oh, it's urgent.
18:31Oh.
18:31Oh.
18:33You are hereby ordered to appear before the Department of Child Services.
18:39Delinquency of child support?
18:41Oh.
18:42Oh.
18:54Oh.
18:59Oh.
19:00Hi.
19:06We need to talk.
19:13I need you to follow Delilah James.
19:19What's your address?
19:20Find me some dirt.
19:22I need to blackmail her into dropping the child support nonsense.
19:26She's ruining my perfect life.
19:27Okay, ma'am.
19:28You got it.
19:30Yeah.
19:31And don't mess it up.
19:33Good work.
19:42I had a good time.
19:44Yeah, it was fun.
19:45We should, um, we should do it again sometime.
19:47No.
19:49I think we sounded really good, but we should practice some more.
19:53Just in case.
19:55Sure.
19:56That'd be great.
19:58Well good night.
20:01Good night.
20:03Good night.
20:04Good night.
20:09Good night.
20:14Good night.
20:16Good night.
20:19Delilah, look what they delivered for you.
20:22Wait, what?
20:23a big truck came today and dropped it off but when i asked they give me this to give to
20:28you
20:28it says that you won the best neighbor's sweepstakes i didn't enter any sweepstakes
20:38did you enter some kind of contest not any that i know of
20:43oh don't look at me look it's got your name on it oh my god it really does say that
20:51car belongs to me
20:53they gave me this to you as well
20:55i guess my look is finally changing
21:08what's 10 minus four you know the answer to that dang
21:17oh shoot i left my phone in my bedroom george can you get it for me
21:23well i'm just gonna call yeah sure no problem thanks
21:33so
21:56Mission accomplished.
21:58He's asleep.
22:03What?
22:06Nothing.
22:07I just, um, I think that we should practice.
22:13Let's do the mirror exercise.
22:16Sure.
22:32I think that we should practice kissing.
22:38I think that we should practice kissing.
22:44I think that would be a good idea.
22:46I think that we should practice kissing.
23:16I think that we should practice kissing.
23:57Oh, my God, George, wake up.
23:59The time.
24:00What?
24:01Benji's going to be up in five minutes.
24:02Wait.
24:03Oh, okay, yeah.
24:04Come on.
24:05Okay.
24:06Okay, just go up front and pretend that you're just surviving and you're going to take Benji
24:11to school.
24:12Okay.
24:15Just go.
24:16Oh, okay, okay.
24:17Go, go, go, go, go, go.
24:25Come on, finish up.
24:26We're going to be late.
24:27I don't want to eat this.
24:31Grab your bag.
24:32Come on.
24:33We're going to go.
24:34Okay.
24:38Hurry.
24:39Let's go.
24:40Okay.
24:45Hey.
24:47Hi.
24:57So, tell me something good.
24:59What'd you get?
25:00I'm sorry, ma'am.
25:01I ain't got nothing.
25:02That woman, she's clean and just boring.
25:06That guy is like he doesn't even exist.
25:07Zip.
25:08Zilch.
25:08Nada.
25:11How is that possible?
25:14Don't trust me.
25:15No.
25:16That what?
25:19Dammit.
25:20How dare she?
25:21My movie owes her a lot of money.
25:23Money that could be spent on me.
25:26Us.
25:30Okay.
25:30This is what I want you to do.
25:32Get rid of them.
25:33If they don't exist, then he has enough to pay child support.
25:37And all the money goes to me.
25:40I mean us.
25:42Let me get this straight.
25:44What you're asking me is to, you know, you want me to...
25:48Ow.
25:49Damn it.
25:49Don't say it out loud.
25:50It gives me the creeps.
25:52What?
25:52You gotta...
25:53I mean...
25:53Ow.
25:54All right.
25:55All right.
25:56I'll handle it.
25:56I'll do it.
25:58Excellent.
25:59Consider it done.
26:01Good.
26:02Let me know when you finish.
26:04Also, I need the keys to your apartment.
26:06Bye.
26:08Bye.
26:10Bye.
26:20There we go.
26:28We're fucked.
26:30Aw, come on, Rev.
26:31Give us a break.
26:32Hey, that was a foul.
26:34No.
26:36No.
26:36Oh, honey.
26:37Oh, shit.
26:39Oh, my God.
26:40Hang on.
26:41Off.
26:42Who the fuck does this guy think he is?
26:44What is he doing?
26:46Your kid's a bitch.
26:48Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, bud.
26:49Everything all right?
26:50No.
26:52What's wrong?
26:53My ankle.
26:55You sure it's your ankle?
26:56I can't do it.
26:58What is he saying?
26:59No idea.
27:00Oh, for the love of...
27:04Listen.
27:05We all believe that you can do it.
27:07You just need to believe that you can.
27:09Look at me.
27:12Rev, can we have a second?
27:15Hey, hey, look at me.
27:17You can do this.
27:19And I know that you taking this pony cake is a big deal.
27:22And it is.
27:23But messy misses sometimes, you know?
27:28And it's not about whether you miss it or you make it.
27:31It's about you having the courage to try.
27:35And look, we are both proud of you, whether you make it or not.
27:41Yeah.
27:42You ready?
27:43Yeah.
27:46There you go.
27:48And look, we believe in you, but you need to believe in yourself, okay?
27:50Everything will work out.
27:51I promise.
27:52Okay.
27:53Bye, buddy.
27:58We can do it.
28:03Come on, Ben.
28:04Come on, son.
28:05You can do it.
28:05Shoot it for Christ's sake.
28:09I can do it.
28:10I can do it.
28:11I can do it.
28:29Hey, Booby, let's go.
28:31I have a hair appointment.
28:32Hey, Dee, I wanted to ask you something.
28:34Yeah.
28:35My company is opening up a third branch.
28:38And there's going to be a big party next week.
28:40And I was really hoping you'd be able to come along.
28:43Thank you, Tony.
28:44I'm actually with him now, so...
28:49With him?
28:50Yeah.
28:51You're serious?
28:53Yeah, Tony, I'm serious.
28:55This guy's just some two-bit actor.
28:57You see him out there acting on the field?
28:59Pretending to help Benji?
29:04I didn't know you were such a slut.
29:06Hey!
29:09Get your own, kid, you freak.
29:11Let's go.
29:14Um, I'm hard now.
29:16Ew.
29:16Okay, can we go?
29:17Let's go.
29:17Come on.
29:18Come on, let's go.
29:18I can't.
29:19I really...
29:37Hey, boss.
29:38I'm about to heat you up some soup.
29:40Dino, Dino, Dino.
29:41Man, women are nothing but trouble.
29:45You know, they think they know what they want, then they get what they want, and that
29:50actually is not even what they wanted.
29:53And women are trouble.
29:54That's the bottom line.
29:55That's what I'm trying to say here.
29:57I'm sorry, man.
29:59No, it's fine.
30:00Dino, you should go home.
30:03Straight to your wife, because you got a good one.
30:06Yes, sir.
30:07You should cherish her.
30:09Yes, sir.
30:10Yeah.
30:14It's got a good one.
30:15Yes, sir.
30:58There's nothing in here.
31:07There's nothing in here.
31:08Ah, I'm sorry.
31:09It's...
31:27I'm sorry.
31:30There's nothing in here.
31:39tell me what you got i couldn't finish the job ma'am i'm sorry he had some goon there he
31:46came out
31:46of nowhere's what they've seen my face i i gotta have to lay low for a while you idiot i
31:57told you
31:57to do one thing oh get out i'm sure you have to do everything on my own you should have
32:03saw a big
32:03the guy was idiot hey sexy hey what is it what's wrong
32:19okay i have to show you something you can't laugh okay what of course
32:26anything for you boopy
32:32what share they're they're actually amazing so you'll pitch it of course yeah yeah i will thank you boopy
32:44wow incredible
32:47so
32:51so
33:05so
33:20boopy mama's in the mood
33:28boopy mama wants some lovey dovey
33:39boopy
33:40boopy
33:43boopy
33:45boop
33:46boopy
33:47boopy
34:01boopy
34:09boop
34:10boop
34:11boop
34:11boop
34:11boop
34:12Please call me.
34:14I'm so sorry about the other night.
34:32George, please don't let this affect our friendship.
34:37Benji misses you.
34:38I miss you.
34:40Okay, call me.
34:58Fine.
35:00Around 7 o'clock.
35:02This better be important.
35:10Listen, I really need to talk with you.
35:13Can we get a coffee?
35:15Just a coffee.
35:18Okay.
35:19Slam dunking coffee at noon tomorrow.
35:22See you then.
35:29Uh, hey, Dino.
35:30Yes, boss.
35:31Hey, can you do me a solid?
35:33Can you follow Delilah?
35:35She's been acting a little strange.
35:36I kind of want to just know what's up.
35:38Consider it done.
35:45So what is this about?
35:48Let's just enjoy our drinks for a bit.
35:51No.
35:55I've been thinking about us.
35:57Us?
36:00There is no us.
36:02But there is.
36:03There could be.
36:07When I saw you with that guy at the Little League game, I knew I made a big mistake.
36:13We're a family.
36:16We're the perfect family.
36:18You've got to be kidding me.
36:22How dare you?
36:29How dare you?
36:31Sharon, Boopie!
36:33This was not my idea.
36:35You're lying.
36:36You're trying to steal my man.
36:38I already told you.
36:39He's mine, you slut!
36:41Tell her.
36:41This was your idea.
36:43He wants us to get back together.
36:45Oh.
36:46I don't know what you're talking about.
36:48Sharon, she begged me to meet her.
36:50She said it was an emergency.
36:51Something about Benji.
36:53You coward.
36:55She grabbed my hand.
36:57She was begging me.
36:58It was pathetic.
37:00Okay.
37:09Take that, you slut!
37:11I cannot believe that I agreed to have dinner with you.
37:14You're a worm.
37:17And you're fucking crazy.
37:20And this man does not pay his child support.
37:29Boopie.
37:30Don't even start.
37:31What the hell is this?
37:32You're embarrassing me.
37:33It's disgusting.
37:34Let's go.
37:35Let's go.
37:35Come on.
37:36Come on.
37:42Hey.
37:45Hey.
37:45Hey.
37:46Thank you for meeting with me.
37:49I'm happy to see you.
37:52Yeah.
37:53What do you want, Delilah?
37:56I've been thinking about us.
38:00About our conversation the other week.
38:03And what you said.
38:06Look, I was wrong.
38:10What I said was wrong and I made a mistake.
38:14And I was confused.
38:16What do you mean you were confused?
38:18How was dinner last night?
38:21With Andy.
38:23What?
38:24I said, how was dinner last night with Andy?
38:27How do you know about that?
38:29Ah.
38:31So you did have dinner with him.
38:33And you held hands.
38:34How romantic.
38:36Oh my God.
38:37Did you have me followed?
38:39You're not even denying it.
38:41Oh God.
38:42I had dinner with Andy last night because he asked to talk about Benji.
38:47Yeah.
38:48And then he grabbed my hand and then his girlfriend threw wine in my face.
38:53Right.
38:54Yeah, right.
38:55And then I went home and I did some soul searching and I realized that I have feelings for you.
39:00But now I realized I was wrong.
39:02You're just an asshole.
39:06You're just a lonely woman.
39:09Who's shut down and has to pay somebody to even pretend to live.
39:23Jesus Christ.
39:35Can I ask you a personal question?
39:40Well, I guess that depends on what the question is.
39:43Where's George?
39:45George.
39:47You heard me.
39:48Where's George?
39:51Did you have a fight?
39:55Well, did you break up?
40:05Sometimes grown-ups, they, they have to make decisions.
40:10Well, it's okay.
40:12You broke up.
40:13Don't worry about it.
40:15Get me used to it.
40:17I'm sorry, Benji.
40:20I really am.
40:36What's in your car, George?
40:45Thank you for meeting with me.
40:46Yeah, I was surprised that you called.
40:49Um, are you here alone?
40:51Yeah, it's the guy.
40:53Mom's a rocker.
40:54I don't want to fall asleep on the couch.
40:55He does it every time.
40:57Don't tell mom.
40:59Okay.
40:59I want to talk about mom.
41:03Look, Benji, I don't think that there's much to talk about there.
41:06Mom has been super sad.
41:09And I'm sorry to hear about that.
41:11But you know she loves you, right?
41:14Wait, what?
41:16I can tell.
41:18Benji, it's not what you think.
41:20Look.
41:22Your mom hired me to...
41:24I know you've been pretending.
41:26What?
41:27I know you've been pretending that you love each other, so mom can show you how it is to be
41:31a happy couple.
41:32Listen, I mean big kid, but I'm not stupid.
41:35But...
41:35And you love her too.
41:36So I'd like the two of you to stop the shenanigans and please get back together.
41:41Deal?
41:45Deal.
41:49Delilah, Delilah, Delilah!
41:51What?
41:52What?
41:52I'm a friend of a friend of an ex.
41:55I had the two sets of tickets to the Le Couture Fashion Style Show.
41:58And I couldn't use them and get them to me.
42:01What?
42:02Wait, that is like huge.
42:04Anyone is going to be at that fashion show.
42:09Let's just say the relationship didn't go well.
42:12And guilt, baby, guilt.
42:16And guess who's going to be my date?
42:18Who?
42:19You silly!
42:20What?
42:21Yeah!
42:24Wait, those are my designs.
42:29What?
42:30Those look exactly like my dresses.
42:32Let's see.
42:34Oh, my God, they do.
42:36We have to go.
42:58Boopie, I think we're going to change the fashion world.
43:02Ooh, I agree, Boopie.
43:04There they are.
43:09Ladies and gentlemen, before we end this magical show, we have a very special treat.
43:15Today, after years of secrecy, Le Style Couture will finally reveal its company's owner, founder, and primary designer.
43:24Oh, my God.
43:27We're fucked.
43:29Oh, my God.
43:31Ladies and gentlemen, please put your hands together for none other than Justin Fitzgerald.
43:46Isn't that...
43:48Yes.
43:51Yes.
43:57Did you know about that?
43:59Yep.
44:00He gave me the tickets.
44:01But how could you keep this a secret from me?
44:04Did you know about that?
44:05Yep.
44:06He gave me the tickets.
44:07But how could you keep this a secret from me?
44:09Not a secret, Milo.
44:10A surprise.
44:11You should have always had to drink a little Benjamin.
44:15Wow.
44:15I feel like a weight has been lifted from my shoulders.
44:19You know, they say that the truth will set you free.
44:23Oh, my God.
44:24Well, I feel like I've been free for the first time in so many years.
44:30And the truth is, I've fallen deeply in love with Delilah James, the greatest and latest
44:41design discovery and the love of my life.
44:46Holy fuck.
44:48Damn it.
44:49This isn't fair.
44:50So on this magnificent day, it is my greatest pleasure to introduce our premiere line of
44:55showing of wedding dresses designed by my love, Delilah.
45:23Disgusting.
45:34Oh, but before we end tonight's festivities, I do have one more important thing to say,
45:39and it is very important.
45:43Oh, but before we end tonight's festivities, I do have one more important thing to say,
45:52and it is very important.
45:56Delilah, would you mind coming up to join me?
46:01Oh, let me go.
46:22Delilah, would you please do me the honor and be my wife?
46:34Delilah, would you please do me the honor and be my wife?
46:44Yes.
46:45What?
46:48Yes.
46:49You will.
46:50I will.
46:51You will.
47:06The clothing was disgusting, too.
47:08Andy James, you are under arrest for delinquency of child support and contempt of court.
47:12Sharon Swart, you are under arrest for attempted murder.
47:16No, Boobie, Boobie, make it stop.
47:19No, no, no, Boobie, Boobie, make it stop.
47:21Oh, shut up, Sharon.
47:28I now pronounce you husband and wife.
47:31Once upon a time, I thought life was about finding love.
47:35But in the end, I learned it's not just about finding love, but loving yourself, the truth, and your joy.
47:44Proving that sometimes the best things come from the most unexpected beginnings.
47:48Proving that sometimes the best things.
47:49Thanks.
47:49Proving that sometimes the best things.
47:50Proving that sometimes the best things.
47:51Proving that sometimes the best things.
47:51Proving that sometimes the best things.
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