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She's Not Homeless, She's Healer Goddess! FULL DRAMA 2026 [Full Movie] [Official Release]Full EP - Full
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00:00:00Healer Goddess, hear my plea.
00:00:04Please save my child.
00:00:22Rod of a Seplius.
00:00:42Rejuvenate.
00:00:50Praise! She is the Healer Goddess!
00:00:54No, please.
00:00:55Don't call me that.
00:00:57I'm just glad I could help.
00:01:03Here you go, miss.
00:01:05Thank you.
00:01:08Why be weighed down by a throne when I can live amongst the common people and help those the most
00:01:12in need?
00:01:25You must be rushing off to go find your jewels, because only a sackless coward would hit a puppy and
00:01:30run!
00:01:33Aw, it's okay, little guy.
00:01:37I'll fix you right up.
00:01:43Right rewrites the wrong.
00:01:47We're doing it.
00:01:48We're doing it.
00:01:52See?
00:01:53Good as the day you can kicking out of your mother's womb.
00:01:58Come on, Cleo.
00:01:59Let's go!
00:02:04Let's go!
00:02:06Come on!
00:02:07Whoa!
00:02:08Whoa!
00:02:10Whoa!
00:02:11Whoa!
00:02:12Hey, hey, hey, hey!
00:02:15Please.
00:02:16My brother's been in a coma the last two years.
00:02:20We have no idea what the illness is.
00:02:21If anyone can help cure him, we will pay you handsomely.
00:02:25Be Lysander Armstrong!
00:02:26His military family basically owns the entire global stock market!
00:02:30He's so hot!
00:02:32Does he come with the money?
00:02:34Yes.
00:02:35He'll even marry you if you can cure him.
00:02:36Money.
00:02:37Fame.
00:02:38Power.
00:02:38It's all yours.
00:02:44Are we still moving forward, Miss Trixie?
00:02:47Yes.
00:02:47Give the presidential contract to Marissa.
00:02:50Oh, I have another call coming in.
00:02:54Grandma!
00:02:55I'm dying!
00:02:57Save me, Trixie!
00:02:58Grandma?
00:03:00Grandma.
00:03:02When are you getting married?
00:03:03I'm already a hundred years old.
00:03:05I'm gonna keep you healthy forever, Grandma.
00:03:08And Butch is still on deployment, so that's why I haven't been married yet.
00:03:14Oh, but why marry a vegetable when I can bang a younger stud like you?
00:03:21We're talking about my brother's life.
00:03:23I don't have time for jokes.
00:03:25No!
00:03:34Please go feed your dog, Miss.
00:03:36Don't let it starve like you.
00:03:38Oh, kind stranger.
00:03:40Let me repay you by granting you a wish.
00:03:42Grant me a wish?
00:03:43Mm-hmm.
00:03:44That you can barely feed yourself.
00:03:45The downfall of humanity.
00:03:47It all starts with the loss of faith.
00:03:49What the...
00:03:52Jesus, you're giving me a migraine now.
00:03:54Are you telling me to pray to God because we've been doing that?
00:03:57I'm telling you to have some faith in me.
00:04:00Okay, uh, I wish for you to cure my brother's illness.
00:04:04Can you do that?
00:04:06I can topple mountains and make a king out of a frog if I wanted to.
00:04:10Cleo, stay right here for a second.
00:04:12Don't go too far, Cleo.
00:04:17Hold still.
00:04:25My migraine's gone.
00:04:26Okay, then let's go.
00:04:28If you can cure my brother, he'll even marry you.
00:04:30Come on.
00:04:31Come on.
00:04:32Oh!
00:04:45How is he?
00:04:47What is the diagnosis?
00:04:48Remember, you will not marry him unless you cure him.
00:04:51I'm sorry, I don't know what this is.
00:04:54Aren't you the queen of medicine?
00:04:55You're supposed to be one of the best.
00:04:57Don't worry, General.
00:04:58I'm the angel herbalist and I have mastered all healing methods of the East.
00:05:03I can detect what condition your son has with just one needle.
00:05:24I have no clue what this is.
00:05:28Oh, it looks like the angel herbalist doesn't live up to her name after all.
00:05:33That's why we saved the best for last.
00:05:36Me, the witch doctor.
00:05:38I'll save your son, Lysander.
00:05:50He's not budging.
00:05:51There's no movement.
00:05:52Truly, I have saved thousands of patients all over the world, but I don't know what this is.
00:05:59Lord, I've scoured the earth for the best doctors.
00:06:02They've tried all these methods and they've all failed.
00:06:05If we can't save him, there's only one person who can.
00:06:10Who?
00:06:14The goddess of healing.
00:06:18Wait a second.
00:06:19You're not talking about the legendary goddess you.
00:06:22That's correct.
00:06:23Her right rewrites the rond and her left leaves the bereft.
00:06:28That's her motto.
00:06:29It's what makes her a sage amongst mortals.
00:06:32We are nothing compared to her.
00:06:34She is eccentric and elusive.
00:06:38No one has ever seen her before.
00:06:40If this legendary healer is the only one that can truly save my son,
00:06:44I don't care if I go bankrupt.
00:06:46I will find her.
00:06:48James, come put out a bout to the entire world.
00:06:52Whoever finds the goddess healer will get the five million dollars.
00:06:57There's no need.
00:07:12I'll save your son.
00:07:15Who the hell is she?
00:07:16Dad, she says she can cure Lysander.
00:07:18She's gonna save your brother?
00:07:20Don't be ridiculous.
00:07:21How can this shit-stained hobo cure your brother?
00:07:25Exactly.
00:07:26God, the unemployed are getting crazier and crazier.
00:07:29She's trying to scam her way into marrying the rich.
00:07:33Ew!
00:07:33She even brought a filthy dog with her.
00:07:36I bet it has fleas.
00:07:38That flea-infested dirty thing is your companion.
00:07:42Don't try to steal Lysander Armstrong from us.
00:07:49Don't touch him.
00:07:52They say don't judge a book by its cover, but I can see from all your faces that you've failed.
00:07:57So step aside.
00:07:59I'll take it from here.
00:08:01Could you hold this?
00:08:02Ho, ho, ho, ho.
00:08:03You're not gonna touch my son.
00:08:05I'm the richest tycoon in this country and a former general.
00:08:09I know a gold-digging whore when I see one.
00:08:12I bet she's only here because giving blowjobs on the street corners wasn't paying enough cash.
00:08:18Who knows what an unskilled, poor girl like her would do for some.
00:08:22A skinny-ass beggar trying to take advantage of Lysander Armstrong when he's unconscious?
00:08:29Ew!
00:08:30Disgusting.
00:08:30Go back to being a prostitute.
00:08:33Security!
00:08:34Get this STD-infested peasant out of here now.
00:08:37Let's go.
00:08:37If you throw me out, you're tossing away your son's last chance at life.
00:08:45Sir, we are at our wit's end trying to find a cure for Master Lysander into no avail.
00:08:50Maybe we should give her a try?
00:08:53You can always deal with her later if she turns out to be a fraud.
00:08:56Alright, I'll give you a shot.
00:08:59But I warn you, if you fail, I'll have your and your dog's head mounted on my wall!
00:09:05Is that any way to ask for help?
00:09:08You'd be blessed to have me.
00:09:10And I'm only here to repay your younger son's kindness.
00:09:13But since I'm not welcome here, I'll leave.
00:09:18Devon, come find me when you have a different wish.
00:09:20No, Miss Trixie.
00:09:22My brother is a hero to me.
00:09:24I can't lose him.
00:09:26Well, if he's a hero to you, then that means he must be a good person.
00:09:32My brother's a war hero who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack.
00:09:37Also, he's great with puppies.
00:09:38At least he'd make a great husband.
00:09:42Who says I want to marry him?
00:09:43As if the number one hottest 30 under 30 would even dream of marrying a penniless bum like you.
00:09:50Only a lunatic would be crazy enough to marry her.
00:09:53I mean, look at her.
00:09:54Even if she cleaned herself up, you couldn't find an ounce of femininity on her.
00:09:59Only those cut from the lowest ranks were bigger over such trivial matters.
00:10:04Continue wasting your time.
00:10:06But I'm saving this patient.
00:10:17Oh, okay!
00:10:19What?
00:10:20What's happening?
00:10:22What are we doing?
00:10:34What the hell are you doing?
00:10:36I knew she was a perv!
00:10:38She's definitely trying to steal Lysander from us.
00:10:41Do you all not know that sweat can tell you everything that's medically wrong with a patient?
00:10:45Are you insane?
00:10:46Security, smash her face in for licking my son.
00:10:50He's born with congenital heart disease, has a peanut allergy, and the condition he has is called endogenic cryomorphy.
00:10:57Yeah, right.
00:10:58I mean, no way you got all that just from licking him.
00:11:01Oh, okay.
00:11:02I've studied every disease known to man, right?
00:11:05I even have the badge of universal medicine right here.
00:11:08And I've never heard of endo-cryo...
00:11:13What?
00:11:14What?
00:11:14Hmm.
00:11:16This?
00:11:22Is worth nothing when I have the real thing right here.
00:11:25What?
00:11:27What?
00:11:27So you think that this crummy walking stick of yours is, what, the rod of a sepulius?
00:11:33Why don't you go back to the homeless asylum where you came from if you're going to be this delusional?
00:11:38I agree.
00:11:39I mean, even if she does solve this medical mystery, what is the point of doctors who have studied for
00:11:45years?
00:11:46We are all certified.
00:11:48But Lysander does have congenital heart disease.
00:11:51She's right about everything.
00:11:55Yeah, but if she just throws out a bunch of fake diagnoses, one of them is bound to be right.
00:12:00And again, there is no such thing as endo-cryo-what-what?
00:12:04Endogenic cryomorphie.
00:12:06Oh.
00:12:06And of course none of you have heard of it.
00:12:08Because I just discovered it.
00:12:10This condition only affects those with both CHD and a peanut allergy.
00:12:14The chances are a billion to one, a hundred times rarer than winning the lottery.
00:12:19But lucky for you all, you've hit the jackpot by finding me.
00:12:24What a bunch of baloney.
00:12:26I mean, you wouldn't be homeless if you were actually any good.
00:12:30Precisely.
00:12:31You are just a scamming prostitute.
00:12:34You don't compare to meet us who actually studied real medicine.
00:12:39I bet you were too poor to go to real medical school.
00:12:43Oh, so she went to the stripper circus instead.
00:12:46And now she's here putting on this clown show coming up with fake diseases,
00:12:50which mean nothing if you can't wake him up.
00:12:54Is that supposed to be a challenge?
00:12:56Oh my God.
00:12:58If you three incompetent doormats want to show me up,
00:13:02I think you all should grow parts of your brain back.
00:13:05Which, by the way, that condition is called an encephaly.
00:13:09What is that supposed to mean?
00:13:10It means you're being schooled by me.
00:13:12And I'm about to walk all over your medical licensees.
00:13:16Then let's have a bet.
00:13:18If you can't heal him, break your hands.
00:13:23And then you can't pretend to have healing hands anymore.
00:13:30These hands have saved more lives than all three of you combined.
00:13:34You're that desperate to get rid of your competition, huh?
00:13:37Miss Trixie, don't risk your hands for them.
00:13:41There's too many lives at stake.
00:13:44Don't worry, I got this.
00:13:49It's a deal.
00:13:51I'll save Lysander Armstrong.
00:13:53No one is dying on my watch.
00:14:01Lysander Armstrong has been in a vegetative state for two years.
00:14:08Are you stopping me because you're scared I'd actually succeed?
00:14:11Homeless or not, if you save my son, I'll give you everything.
00:14:24I'll even have Lysander, my heir, marry you.
00:14:27I'm not doing this for the money or for a wealthy husband.
00:14:30I just believe in helping good people and doing the right thing.
00:14:35Prepare a jacuzzi set at exactly 113 degrees Fahrenheit.
00:14:38Wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:14:39What for?
00:14:40Don't listen to her.
00:14:42She probably stinks so bad that she just wants a bath to wash the homeless stench off of her.
00:14:47Firstly, this is called greatness.
00:14:51Secondly, even if you drown yourself in plastic surgery,
00:14:54you couldn't get rid of your own ugly moral character.
00:14:58What?
00:14:59Did you just call me?
00:15:02There's a man's life at stake here, and you're standing in my way.
00:15:07Don't don the mantle of doctor when you're only capable of harm.
00:15:11Now, stop getting in my way,
00:15:13or I promise you, you will be bubbling at the mouth very soon.
00:15:17Oh, yeah?
00:15:18Hey, you wanna see real pain?
00:15:19Where's the dog?
00:15:20Well, put down the dog!
00:15:22With pleasure.
00:15:38Left leaves the wrong bereft.
00:15:45You don't deserve to call yourself a doctor.
00:15:50She's been poisoned!
00:15:53It was her!
00:15:54Do you see any poison on me?
00:15:57Medicine in the right hands can save lives,
00:16:00but in the wrong hands, it becomes nothing but poison.
00:16:03This bitch isn't good enough to take down the queen of medicine!
00:16:06Do you have one of your antidotes on you?
00:16:08Of course.
00:16:10I've saved entire civilizations with my antidotes.
00:16:13If I wanna save someone, even the grim reaper can't stop me.
00:16:33Why is she spitting blood?
00:16:34This wasn't supposed to happen!
00:16:36I thought you said even the grim reaper can't get in your way.
00:16:39Angel herbalist.
00:16:40This is what I call malpractice.
00:16:45This isn't fatal.
00:16:46She'll live.
00:16:47But she deserves a little punishment.
00:16:49Well, where's the jacuzzi I asked for?
00:16:51Jacuzzi is ready?
00:16:52Right this way.
00:16:54Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:16:55What the hell is going on?
00:16:57You say you want your son to live on to give you tons of grandchildren, don't you?
00:17:01Then stop getting in my way.
00:17:02Every second counts.
00:17:05Let's go for our dip, shall we?
00:17:11General Armstrong.
00:17:12Your family is the richest and most powerful in the nation.
00:17:16Are you really gonna let this hobo slut touch your son?
00:17:20Hold on.
00:17:21You two are going in there alone?
00:17:24If you don't want these drooling vultures to see your son naked, then sure.
00:17:28Invite everyone in.
00:17:30All right.
00:17:31But I warn you, no funny business.
00:17:50This is shoulder!
00:17:55Beautiful, in very first time.
00:17:56In my last death.
00:17:56In my last death.
00:17:57Thank you.
00:18:00Adopt me.
00:18:04ik
00:18:04TURN
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00:27:03The big guns
00:27:04These bazookas can flatten even a bomb shelter
00:27:08Bazooka
00:27:09She won't be able to hide even if she's the devil himself
00:27:12Crap, oh my god
00:27:13Get back son
00:27:15Ready
00:27:17Aim
00:27:18Oh shit
00:27:23Quit your lining and stand down
00:27:37The parasite's been extracted, shoot her dead now
00:27:40Do I need to fix your hearing too?
00:27:42I said stand down
00:27:45Don't listen to her, she's a fraud
00:27:47A termite to the field of medicine
00:27:50I just saved this man that otherwise would have died in your care
00:27:53If I'm a termite then you're worse than a disease spreading tick
00:27:58Wait a second, are you saying you cured my son?
00:28:01He'll wake in just a moment, you can see for yourself
00:28:05Well now you're just asking to be exposed
00:28:07That is it, no more stalling general
00:28:10If you won't punish her, I will
00:28:16Don't hurt her
00:28:22He's a cure
00:28:29His pulse is regular, in fact it's never been better
00:28:35There's no sign of illness, infection or disease
00:28:46Miss Trixie did it dad
00:28:48Lysander's warm again, he's not cold and pale like before
00:28:51And his heart is strong
00:28:53Come, feel it
00:28:56I saved my son
00:28:57Thank you
00:28:59Next time, don't go seeking medical advice from those with ill will
00:29:02Your son would have otherwise died
00:29:04By their greedy and unskilled hands
00:29:07I've learned my lesson
00:29:08I will not let these two nutjobs ever practice their voodoo voodoo magic again
00:29:13Wait, wait, no, no
00:29:14There is only one person in the world
00:29:17Who is more skilled in the field of medicine than the Queen, Angel and I
00:29:23The goddess healer
00:29:28Could you really be the goddess of healing?
00:29:31But rumor has it that the goddess of healing is well over 100 years old
00:29:35And you don't look a day after 20
00:29:38It doesn't matter who I am
00:29:40What matters is that the patient is healthy again
00:29:43Devon, I've repaid your kindness by fulfilling your wish of saving your brother
00:29:47Take care
00:29:48No, wait!
00:29:50Miss Trixie, we still haven't fulfilled our promise to you yet
00:29:52He's right
00:29:54We are men of our words
00:29:55And as I promised you, my heir, Lysander, would take you as a wife if you cured him
00:29:59And you did just that
00:30:01Of course, you're welcome to marry me instead
00:30:04I really appreciate it, but...
00:30:07I'm sorry, I...
00:30:10I'm already engaged
00:30:14Already engaged?
00:30:15I am
00:30:16I've been patiently awaiting his return from deployment for the last three years
00:30:20And he's coming back today
00:30:22But don't be disappointed
00:30:24Really, I'm no one special
00:30:26I just got lucky with your brother
00:30:28Some guru taught me that spa water can cure all kinds of ailments
00:30:31But you're still Lysander's savior
00:30:33Please, let me give you what I promised
00:30:36Take the gold
00:30:37No, really
00:30:38I don't need anything
00:30:40I just believe in doing good in the world
00:30:46Trixie, it's your fiancé
00:30:48He's back
00:30:50And he says he's breaking up with you
00:30:54I must go
00:31:00I must go
00:31:01Hobo close
00:31:03Halo glow
00:31:03I bet the goddess healer is just like Miss Trixie
00:31:07It was just dumb luck
00:31:09She's even dumber for not accepting his marriage proposal
00:31:12She could have been the richest woman in the world
00:31:15Marrying the hottest, most powerful bachelor around
00:31:21I'm gonna marry that homeless woman
00:31:27Oh my god
00:31:29I mean, I don't know about that homeless bimbo, but this is godly
00:31:34No, no, no, no, Lysander
00:31:37Lysander, Lysander, our job is supposed to be mine
00:31:41I'd so much rather share him with you than let that penniless, ugly bitch have him
00:31:45You two nutjobs are a disgrace to your profession
00:31:48Take these two weirdos out of here and revoke their licenses
00:31:52Wait, no, we're not brides
00:31:54No, she's just better than us
00:31:57Oh my god
00:32:01We were truly blessed to have Miss Trixie here, huh?
00:32:04She's no average Jane
00:32:05No, she isn't
00:32:06She said it was just dumb luck
00:32:08But if she truly had these special skills
00:32:11Why did she wear that shit-stained dress and had an impeccable looking doll?
00:32:15But think about the impenetrable walls
00:32:16No normal person could have done that
00:32:18Goddess or not, homeless or not, I don't care
00:32:22I have never met a woman like that
00:32:23I have to find her, I have to make her my life
00:32:26She won my heart over too
00:32:28But if my bestest big bro wants her, I'll help you find her
00:32:31Alright, listen, I need help finding three wedding gifts
00:32:40I'm dumping Trixie, so I want you, your granddaughters, filthy things out of my house, now
00:32:48Trixie paid for this house, she waited for you for three years
00:32:53She was dumb enough to put my name on the lease
00:32:55And I'm upgrading for a better girlfriend now, one wants some serious
00:32:58Fuck you money
00:33:00So get lost
00:33:02Who gave you permission to bark like a rabbit hyena in my house?
00:33:11Grandma
00:33:13Beatrice, Trixie, Amore
00:33:16I've been dying to throw this in your face
00:33:18I'm dumping you for your best friend, Marissa
00:33:22In fact, the wedding's tomorrow
00:33:25So sign over the house, now
00:33:32You gave me this ring and asked me to wait
00:33:35And I did
00:33:36For three years while you were deployed
00:33:39Yet you cheat on me with my best friend
00:33:41And now you're trying to swindle my home?
00:33:45Do you have no shame?
00:33:46We were together for three years and, uh, it was a complete waste of my life
00:33:50When I could have been with a loaded girl like Marissa
00:33:58That's how much she would owe me if I was in the rent-the-boyfriend business
00:34:04I see you're fulfilling your highest aspirations of being a low-grade male prostitute
00:34:12Oh, yeah?
00:34:14Well, Marissa
00:34:16Is so much better than you
00:34:17She grew up even poorer than you
00:34:21And now
00:34:21She's the CEO of an entire
00:34:25Corporation
00:34:28And you
00:34:30You're still nothing
00:34:32So you think she's an upgrade
00:34:34Of course she's an upgrade
00:34:36Look what she, uh, got me for my engagement
00:34:40Oops
00:34:41Yeah
00:34:42That's maybe worth one millionth the presidential contract I gave her
00:34:52You gave her the presidential contract?
00:34:54I certainly did
00:34:55In fact, Marissa, you and your dimwit brother
00:35:00Only have everything you have all thanks to me
00:35:07Oh, I think she's losing it, bro
00:35:09That break-up must have hit her hard
00:35:12You two are the ungrateful cheating scum here
00:35:16My granddaughter supported you and your entire family for three years while you were gone
00:35:23How dare you insult her
00:35:25It's okay, Grandma
00:35:27Let's not stoop to that level
00:35:29Poor Edna
00:35:30She still doesn't know what you're doing out there on the streets, huh?
00:35:34What is he talking about, Jersey?
00:35:36Show her, Bob
00:35:42This is how embarrassingly useless your granddaughter is
00:35:45She didn't purchase this house on her own
00:35:47She was begging on the street for money
00:35:51I can't be caught with a piss-poor nobody like you
00:35:54Even if you got no game
00:35:55I got street cred I got off-keep, ya dig?
00:35:58The word you're looking for is dignity
00:36:01And you're one to speak, cheater
00:36:05Is this true, Trixie?
00:36:09I've been broadening my horizons, Grandma
00:36:12I wanna see how regular everyday people live
00:36:15So that I can help them
00:36:17Of course, those without substance underneath would never understand that
00:36:21What is that supposed to mean?
00:36:23It means the new girlfriend you think is an upgrade
00:36:26Is actually a downgrade
00:36:32Enough bullshitting already
00:36:33Just sign the damn papers and we can each get on with our lives
00:36:47Enough bullshitting already
00:36:48At your wedding I will
00:36:50What?
00:36:52If you won't do good by me of breaking things off before two-timing me with my best friend
00:36:57Why should I do good by you?
00:36:59I'll give you my John Hancock at your wedding
00:37:01As a charity to you
00:37:04Fucking bitch!
00:37:06You better keep your word
00:37:07Oh, that's rich
00:37:09After tomorrow you will never feel so rich ever again
00:37:12Do remember that
00:37:20Trixie, Marissa's a millionaire now
00:37:23They'll destroy you if you show even so much as a hair at their wedding
00:37:28Grandma, I have to confess something to you
00:37:31I've secretly amassed a fortune worth trillions
00:37:34Trillions?
00:37:37That would make you the richest person on the planet
00:37:41It's because of the healing hands I inherited from Asseplius
00:37:45The god of healing
00:37:47I've saved several world leaders with these hands
00:37:50That's how I was able to give Marissa the presidential contract
00:37:53And become the goddess healer
00:37:55It makes me angrier hearing her name knowing how she betrayed you
00:38:00But please, Trixie dear
00:38:02I know it must have broken your heart
00:38:04But embellishing your worth and who you are
00:38:08It will only delay the healing process
00:38:11You don't have to believe me just yet
00:38:14After we lost mom and dad because we didn't have the money for their medical bills
00:38:19I vowed that I would do everything I can to serve those in need
00:38:23That's why I'm taking everything back from Butch and I'm giving it back to charity
00:38:27You've always had an angel's heart
00:38:30I'm certain you will meet someone who will treat you right
00:38:33Who actually deserves you
00:38:35You will see tomorrow grandma
00:38:39Oh yeah
00:38:45You said Trixie's crashing your wedding?
00:38:47She was bullying us too Sasa
00:38:50She's probably trying to extort you now that she knows you're rich as fuck
00:38:54When nobody steps on Snake
00:38:56Snake bites back hard
00:38:58So let her come and embarrass herself
00:39:01Mia
00:39:01You mean
00:39:05We broadcast
00:39:06That video of you?
00:39:10Yes
00:39:10Her cavewoman's take the 19th century tin can
00:39:14She'll prop me up higher on my pedestal
00:39:16And the whole world sees her in her homeless mess
00:39:18Against my presidential glow up
00:39:20Let's turn this party into her funeral
00:39:29There he is
00:39:32Welcome home brother
00:39:34Welcome home general
00:39:38Sir the homeless woman who saved you Miss Trixie
00:39:41This is the file of her ex Butch Tanner
00:39:43He served with your regiment in the Marines
00:39:45You mean the Butch Tanner that can barely carry supplies
00:39:48Well she's been providing for him and his entire family while he's been deployed overseas sir
00:39:52So she waited for him for years and then he betrayed her
00:39:55Fucking coward
00:39:56According to intel she's planning to bring it down on them at their wedding
00:39:59Then we should join her
00:40:02Men, I'm only alive today because of that virtuous woman
00:40:05And her incredible power that saved my life
00:40:07So she needs our support
00:40:08Will you join me in protecting her?
00:40:10Yes sir!
00:40:11We will allow our lives to protect her, sir!
00:40:14And let's roll
00:40:30Welcome everyone to my wedding
00:40:32Today is a very special day for me and Butch
00:40:35Not only are we getting married
00:40:36But in just one hour my company will be receiving the presidential contract
00:40:40Allowing my biomedical company to go public
00:40:46Congratulations on the contract once again Mrs.
00:40:49Wakeham Stowe, butch is taking my last name
00:40:52Oh and please don't be so uptight Secretary Cho
00:40:55You are the secretary of the entire U.S. Health Department
00:40:58But this is a par-tay after all
00:41:01I see some of the most important people in the nation have also arrived to celebrate you
00:41:07The U.S. President will also be arriving soon to give you the contract herself
00:41:13It's an honor
00:41:14And that's why Sasa is the best wife a man could ever dream of
00:41:19We will make sure the crowd is entertained tonight
00:41:22Let the wedding begin!
00:41:26Not so fast
00:41:27The party doesn't start until I say it does
00:41:51You two really are a match made in hell
00:41:54So I've come to save your guests from this oncoming train wreck
00:41:58I don't recognize her from any of our elite circles
00:42:00Who is she?
00:42:01Um, this is our entertainment for tonight, sir
00:42:05Just watch
00:42:08Trixie, what are you doing here?
00:42:10This isn't the homeless shelter, you lost
00:42:12I bet she's here to bum a meal off us
00:42:14You know, being this poor
00:42:17Me, bum a meal
00:42:19Have you forgotten that it was I who bankrolled you two for the last three years?
00:42:23And what evidence do you have of that?
00:42:25Look at me, then go look at yourself in the mirror
00:42:28I'm a millionaire CEO
00:42:30Even the first woman president will be here any second now to congratulate me
00:42:34And you're nothing but a washed up sewer rat
00:42:37Sasa, she's like so obsessed with me
00:42:41See everyone?
00:42:43Butch already cut ties with his ex
00:42:45But she's so shameless and desperate that she'd still show up to my wedding to suck up to me
00:42:51This is what poor sad girls do
00:42:53They beg for scraps from us, the rich and glorious
00:42:59Projecting much, Marissa?
00:43:00You might feel all high and mighty now
00:43:02But don't bite the hand that feeds you
00:43:04Especially when I'm the one who's giving you the contract
00:43:12You giving me the contract?
00:43:15You have no skills, no education, no connection
00:43:18So how could you possibly have a pool to get the US fucking president to give me a billion dollar
00:43:24contract?
00:43:25We both share humble beginnings, Marissa
00:43:27And I saw potential in you
00:43:29Even trusted you as my best friend
00:43:32But I recognize now that greed has poisoned you
00:43:35Don't be all sore now just because I stole your man
00:43:38This is what us rich girls do
00:43:40They steal from lame spinsters for fun
00:43:43Damn right
00:43:45You were too embarrassing for me
00:43:48Sasa tramples you any day
00:43:49I can say that now that I'm marrying the rich
00:43:53Bravo! Self-admission of a gold digger
00:43:56Quick, somebody put that on a memoir
00:43:57Sasa, she's embarrassing me in front of everyone
00:43:59She'll make her sup
00:44:01Don't listen to her, everyone
00:44:02She's a gold digging, blood sucking leech
00:44:05I don't even have to lift a finger and you're already embarrassing yourself in front of everyone for me, butch
00:44:12You may look and sound like a man
00:44:13But you're nothing but a pathetic coward
00:44:16Okay, enough!
00:44:17You know what I always couldn't stand about you?
00:44:19Your moral posturing
00:44:21But guess what?
00:44:23Morals are just lies to make you and girls feel better about yourselves
00:44:26That's why no man will choose you over Marissa Trixie
00:44:30Cause I've got the material goods
00:44:32And you're just all empty talk
00:44:33I'm not here to request to be chosen
00:44:36Because I'm the one who's doing the choosing
00:44:40See this?
00:44:48Oh my god
00:44:54Is that the billion dollar contract for Sasa?
00:44:58The one that's supposed to make us all rich as fuck?
00:45:01No, absolutely not
00:45:02I don't believe it
00:45:04You all sound so scared already
00:45:06Don't worry
00:45:07This isn't that contract
00:45:10It's the lease to the modest home you try to swindle from me
00:45:15See everyone, she's just trying to bluff us
00:45:18But you don't even have the guts to go all the way
00:45:20Look at her following orders
00:45:22I asked her to sign over the lease and here she is
00:45:25Like a good little peasant slave
00:45:27That house is worth all her life savings
00:45:33You want to, I don't know, beg for a little treat while you're at it?
00:45:47You must understand me
00:45:48I'm here to take back everything I've ever given you
00:45:51And I'm giving it to charity
00:45:59Bro!
00:46:01She's gone cuckoo in the head
00:46:02She thinks that just because she rented a pretty little dress
00:46:05She can pretend to be a deep pocket investment baddie
00:46:07You wish you had that kind of money to just toss away Trixie
00:46:10It's just a drop in the bucket for me
00:46:13I know what this is
00:46:15You've gotten delusional
00:46:16And you think you're Cinderella
00:46:18So you can just show up to a fancy party
00:46:20And some Prince Charming will scoop you into money forever?
00:46:23Well that's not happening
00:46:24Security! Lock the doors
00:46:26This woman doesn't leave until we're through with her
00:46:32This is where your dreams will die, bitch
00:46:37We found Miss Trixie Lysander
00:46:39She's being cornered by her ex and his mistress at the Wickham wedding right now
00:46:42Butch Tanner
00:46:43Well he's gonna wish he died in battle after I'm done with him
00:46:46Let's go
00:46:50You think a few toy guns scare me, Marissa?
00:46:53I've saved plenty of people for much worse
00:46:56Including your head of command, butch
00:46:59General Lysander Armstrong
00:47:02You mean the legendary war hero?
00:47:04He's been in a coma for years after he saved the nation from a terrorist attack
00:47:08You're an unskilled, unemployed, ugly leech
00:47:11So how could you possibly have this magical ability
00:47:14To heal someone like General Lysander Armstrong?
00:47:18No one here is gonna believe you
00:47:19If you really cured the incurable general
00:47:21Then Sasa is the fucking Virgin Mary
00:47:24And she's not
00:47:25You're just asking to be humiliated, Trixie
00:47:28Show them, butch
00:47:35See for yourselves everyone
00:47:37Trixie's just a
00:47:39Reloading beggar
00:47:42She won't leave me and Marissa alone cause we're rich as fuck now
00:47:47I'm a major in the Marines
00:47:49Sasa, she has a billion dollar biomedical contract with the military
00:47:55Approved by the first female president of the United States herself, bitch!
00:47:59How despicable
00:48:00She's just trying to leech off you like a parasitic gold digger
00:48:05Get out of here, no one wants to marry you
00:48:07No free meals for the poor!
00:48:09Do you see this, Trixie?
00:48:11This is high society
00:48:13So you're either born on a silver spoon
00:48:15Or you're as accomplished as me to be here
00:48:17Maybe if you do some serious dick sucking here
00:48:21Maybe someone will drop a couple bucks in your tin can
00:48:26I already have everything one can dream of
00:48:28But I valued our friendship Marissa
00:48:30Which is why I came here to give you a second chance
00:48:33To see if you'd apologize and admit to your backstabbing
00:48:36But no, you stooped so low
00:48:39It disgusts me
00:48:41Nothing is more disgusting than you standing on street corners like a bum
00:48:46And who knows, if you've already started offering sexual services
00:48:51Well then
00:48:52Why don't you get on your knees for me, Trixie?
00:48:55My brother will never take you back
00:48:57No man will marry an embarrassment like you
00:49:00But make me happy?
00:49:02And I might consider making me my personal prostitute
00:49:16How dare you hit my brother?
00:49:18I'm never letting you leave here alive
00:49:21It's awesome
00:49:23Don't worry my dear
00:49:24After I'm done with you Trixie
00:49:26Not even the goddess of healing will be able to save you
00:49:30Oh
00:49:31Is that so?
00:49:33Security!
00:49:35Get down on your knees
00:49:36And give Bob one hell of a blowjob
00:49:39In front of everybody here
00:49:41Or I'll pop so many holes in you
00:49:43The men here won't know which one to fuck
00:49:45I don't need to be the goddess of anything to punish you
00:49:48Any of the powerful leaders I've saved before could crush you
00:49:51Before you even touch me
00:49:53Dream on!
00:49:55You wish General Lysander scooped you off your feet
00:49:57But you aren't good enough for me
00:49:59You're definitely not good enough for him
00:50:01Enough!
00:50:02You're souring my party
00:50:04So you either get the fuck out
00:50:06Or I'm gonna shoot you
00:50:09On the count of three
00:50:10I think I quite like it here
00:50:12Two!
00:50:24This wine is so delicious
00:50:26Run!
00:50:28Shoot!
00:50:30Nobody is laying a hand on my future wife
00:50:40It's...
00:50:42It's...
00:50:42It's...
00:50:43It's...
00:50:47It's...
00:50:51Who the hell is this?
00:50:56I'm sorry that I'm late
00:50:57Did they hurt you?
00:50:59No, I'm fine
00:51:01But, um, when did I become your future wife?
00:51:06You saved me, Trixie, remember?
00:51:09I'm a man of my word
00:51:10They're never gonna hurt you ever again
00:51:12Really, it was nothing
00:51:15I saved you because you're a good man
00:51:17Not because I want you to owe me any favors
00:51:20Ahem
00:51:25I see what this is
00:51:26You're the one who cheated on me, Trixie
00:51:29Look at you guys, a lovely dove
00:51:30Don't try to pin this on her
00:51:32She waited for you for three years
00:51:33This is the kind of woman of virtue that a man would die for
00:51:38Virtue?
00:51:40Don't make me laugh
00:51:41She's probably out there giving blowjobs for cash
00:51:44No man who, in a hundred foot pole, would want to touch her
00:51:48She should be happy Bob was willing to give her some
00:51:55I see her in the marines
00:51:58I'm a major
00:52:00Look, man, I know Trixie is like a, I don't know, a seven
00:52:04Now that she's all cleaned up
00:52:05But don't waste your manhood on a whiny, worthless woman like that
00:52:10A real man never talks about a woman, no way
00:52:19You're a coward
00:52:30We don't need to fight fire with fire to deal with the likes of them
00:52:34You're very gracious Trixie, you know that
00:52:38You're only getting off with it because she's so kind
00:52:41So you're gonna do me the favor of never coming near her again, you understand?
00:52:43You wanna fuck with me, you little dipshit?
00:52:46I'm a fucking major
00:52:48You're probably lowest rank of the military grunts
00:52:50I'll, I'll destroy you
00:52:52Do you really not know who this is, Butch?
00:52:55I thought you were in the marines
00:52:56What have you been doing this whole time if you don't know who this war hero is?
00:53:01He was just a supply boy
00:53:05War hero?
00:53:07Is this all part of your plan, Trixie?
00:53:09Poor girl
00:53:10Did you sell your house to hire this actor so you can feel better about yourself?
00:53:15A woman's worth is tied to the man she marries
00:53:17Trixie is worthless, cause that guy looks like a cowboy
00:53:23A bum girl and a pimp
00:53:25What a pair
00:53:28Seems like they don't know who you are since you've been out of action for so long
00:53:31Maybe we should try to play some house some more, don't you think?
00:53:36Bring in the wedding gifts
00:53:44What is all this?
00:53:46Trixie, listen, I know that you didn't ask for anything after you saved my life
00:53:51But I know that we shared a moment
00:53:56I'm not the kind of man to get close to a woman and then just disappear
00:53:59It's not in my nature
00:54:01Unlike somebody else here
00:54:04Listen, Trixie
00:54:05I have never
00:54:07Met a woman
00:54:10Like you
00:54:11So incredible and kind and beautiful
00:54:14So I know
00:54:15That you're the one for me
00:54:19This guy's either nuts or a really
00:54:21Really good actor
00:54:23Oscar worthy
00:54:24Oscar worthy
00:54:26First gift
00:54:33Trixie, I know that you just lost your home
00:54:35So I'm gifting you with your own new mansion
00:54:39Worth 500 million dollars
00:54:41Previously owned by Jennifer Aniston
00:54:45Second gift
00:54:48This contains all the rights to my entire fortune
00:54:52Which is now yours
00:54:53Entire fortune from a cowboy actor?
00:54:56You must be pennies
00:54:58They already spent their entire life savings on this clown show
00:55:00They've got nothing left
00:55:02Lysander, I really don't care for any of us
00:55:05Look, I know
00:55:06I know that you are the farthest thing from a material woman
00:55:10Okay? Which is exactly why
00:55:12Well, my third gift
00:55:14Is um...
00:55:17Well...
00:55:31Clio!
00:55:32Hey!
00:55:33Oh my god!
00:55:36You found my dog!
00:55:41Trixie, I'm just a man
00:55:42But with you it's so much more
00:55:45Trixie Amore
00:55:49Will you marry me?
00:55:51Will you marry me?
00:55:53You know I can't say no to this doggo
00:55:58Yes, I will marry you
00:56:16Go go power couple
00:56:18Woo!
00:56:20Okay, stop
00:56:21The only power couple here is Butch and I
00:56:25Let's remind everyone how worthless Trixie is
00:56:29No man in their right mind
00:56:33Would marry that embarrassing sack of scraps
00:56:35Hey!
00:56:36I don't care if she's homeless or not
00:56:37But I'm making this woman my wife
00:56:39Which means that she will be treated as
00:56:42And cherished as the most precious woman on earth
00:56:45Understand?
00:56:49You still don't realize that my brother is the most powerful man on earth
00:56:54This is General Lysander Armstrong
00:57:04As if like the almighty General Lysander Armstrong would propose to a homeless prostitute like Trixie
00:57:11Yes, the Armstrong family basically control the global stock market
00:57:14Lysander Armstrong would sooner marry the princess of England than someone from the lowest rank of society
00:57:20I bet my life you're all just actors
00:57:23Then you better enjoy your last breath
00:57:25Come on Lysander, what are we waiting for?
00:57:27Let's show them what we can do and get revenge for Trixie
00:57:29What can a bunch of piss poor people do to us?
00:57:31The elites
00:57:32Infect us with your poor people bad luck
00:57:35She wishes she could blame her low status on bad luck
00:57:38Truth is, she's just a useless, lazy bitchin bum
00:57:42She's utterly unmarriable
00:57:47I can dispose of them in other means if you don't prefer violence
00:57:51I'd handle them myself but
00:57:55I'll let you do all the heavy lifting
00:57:57Go ahead Lysander
00:58:05Yes, hello, this is Lysander
00:58:07Please bankrupt Marissa Wickham for me
00:58:11Oh my gosh, I'm so scared
00:58:13Anyone these days could call anyone and pretend to be on the phone
00:58:23Uh, hello?
00:58:25Yes
00:58:28What?
00:58:33I'm going bankrupt!
00:58:42Hey, hey, hey, are you sure that was the call, Sasha?
00:58:46That was a real call?
00:58:47People don't just suddenly go bankrupt like that
00:58:49My company's dead
00:58:51Evaporated
00:58:51It's a thin air
00:58:56Then that's impossible
00:58:58Who are you?
00:58:59What did you do?
00:59:01Secretary Cho
00:59:02You said you're the Secretary of Health, right?
00:59:04And you yourself said that the Armstrong family owns the entire global stock market
00:59:08Could that be how they bankrupted Miss Wickham?
00:59:12Then that means...
00:59:15You're really Lysander Armstrong
00:59:18The richest and most powerful man in the country
00:59:22Trixie's married
00:59:22The famed war hero
00:59:24The man every girl wants and every man wants to be
00:59:28Now you believe me?
00:59:30Those who do bad will always end up losing everything
00:59:34There's got to be some trick to this
00:59:36You guys are just bums trying to extort money from us
00:59:39It's awesome
00:59:40It's awesome
00:59:41It's awesome
00:59:41It's awesome
00:59:42It's awesome
00:59:46It's awesome
00:59:47I know why you're all over Trixie
00:59:50Because you've been in the military for so long
00:59:52You don't know what a real woman can do for you
00:59:54Let me take you to my wedding chamber and I'll show you a good time
01:00:00Do you have your hands for me or I'll have them removed for you?
01:00:08I would never be interested in a woman who's as vile and cruel and wicked as you are
01:00:14Guess the cheater gets cheated on eventually
01:00:18Sasa was just trying to save the company
01:00:21I don't blame her at all
01:00:22Your double standards are incredible
01:00:24Okay, you don't want me?
01:00:26Fine, but there's plenty of other efficiency
01:00:29I can give you a room full of pageant winners
01:00:3118 years old
01:00:33Fresh for the taking
01:00:41I did that so you wouldn't have to, Miss Trixie
01:00:44Thank you, Devon
01:00:47Marissa, not only have you backstabbed me
01:00:49Your best friend
01:00:51By stealing my fiancee
01:00:54But now you'd sell out other innocent girls just to get your company back?
01:00:57You're an insult to all good women out there
01:00:59No, to all of humanity
01:01:01So now, everything that I've ever given you to
01:01:04I'm taking it all back
01:01:08Wait, everyone, stop
01:01:12They're imposters
01:01:13I just got off the phone with the president and she said your contract is not getting cancelled because it
01:01:22was assigned by the goddess healer herself
01:01:24So we won't go bankrupt?
01:01:27The goddess healer?
01:01:28You mean the eccentric and highly elusive sage in the field of medicine approved of my biomedical products?
01:01:34Yes, that's the highest honor anyone can have in the field of health and medicine
01:01:38The goddess healer's motto is
01:01:40The right rewrites the wrong
01:01:42The left leaves the wrong, the left
01:01:44That means she's rewarding me
01:01:47The president would never let your company go bankrupt
01:01:50In fact, she's on her way now
01:01:54So you're telling me
01:01:56This dashingly handsome motherfucker over here
01:01:59Isn't Lysander Armstrong?
01:02:01Who the fuck cares who he is?
01:02:02If the president and the goddess healer
01:02:05Approves of my products
01:02:06Who cares about this washed up war hero?
01:02:08We can break his legs, break his arms
01:02:10No one would even bat an eye
01:02:11She even gave us explicit permission to call upon secret services
01:02:15FBI!
01:02:17FBI!
01:02:18You're under arrest for fraudulent claims
01:02:21And identity theft
01:02:23Gotcha
01:02:28Guess I still get the last laugh, Trixie
01:02:31No, don't arrest her!
01:02:33Trixie is a good person
01:02:35Please officer, don't arrest her
01:02:37Grandma, Mr. Rogers, Mrs. Williams
01:02:40What are you all doing here?
01:02:41The neighbors heard about the break-up between you and Butch
01:02:44We were worried, so we came here to back you up
01:02:47Listen officer, I can attest that Trixie Amoria is a good neighbor
01:02:52She's very kind-hearted and would never break the law
01:02:55Yes, and one time when my daughter needed university tuition
01:02:58Trixie gave her everything she had just to help her out
01:03:02She also paid for my recent heart surgery as well
01:03:05My fiancee really is an incredible woman
01:03:08She's an angel descended from heaven
01:03:15You must be the criminal pretending to be General Lysander Armstrong
01:03:19My brother is not a criminal
01:03:21He's a war hero who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack
01:03:25Without him, this whole country would have been bombed to ash
01:03:28And that's why his choice to crime is stealing his identity
01:03:32General Lysander Armstrong only fell into a coma because of the fight with the terrorists
01:03:36And we've received no word that he's woken up yet, so this must be an imposter
01:03:41I can tell that this whole dilemma with my identity is causing you a lot of trouble
01:03:45I promise I'll get it resolved and we can focus on taking down your scumbag ex
01:03:51If you want to arrest me, fine
01:03:54But don't fuck with my fiancee
01:03:56You don't get to decide, punk
01:03:57Let's go!
01:04:21Get him!
01:04:22If you can
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01:19:05Bu ne?
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01:19:19Bu konuda?
01:19:22Evet!
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