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00:01The first time we met, she said that reading was going to save me.
00:06So, I grabbed the book and started looking for the nail file stashed inside.
00:11That made her laugh.
00:15Anyway, she was wrong. It wasn't reading that saved me.
00:19It was her.
00:24And we kissed on the mouth.
00:26Joe.
00:27And used our tongues.
00:28Enough. We get the picture.
00:32You didn't bet on the right horse.
00:35Luke just isn't cut out for adventure.
00:38I don't know why, but he's always been a nervous Nelly.
00:41Trust me, I'm gonna find your mom.
00:44When I saw her in that stagecoach, I remembered everything.
00:47And now suddenly you're here. My kid.
00:49I can't be your kid. I can't be the kid of a-
00:52Dalton.
00:53Ha! Louise Dalton. That's pretty.
00:57Plus, we look alike, like two peas in a pod.
00:59Not even close.
01:00Well, you're wrong. First off, we're the same height.
01:02And then she rides off when I'm trying to talk to her.
01:04Great! No respect at all.
01:06Just like a Dalton. I like it.
01:10Don't you have anything you want to say?
01:13Being the quickest draw in the West isn't a problem for you, but when it comes to talking, you're quiet.
01:17That's why you get all weird when I talk about my mom.
01:20You used to know her.
01:21Joe's your sworn enemy since forever, so of course you knew.
01:24And you said nothing?
01:32She can really hold a grudge.
01:34But she's right. You don't say much.
01:36You say too much.
01:37Nothing proves that you're her father.
01:39Everything lines up date-wise. Want me to draw you a picture?
01:41Well, same for me.
01:44Never mind. Just forget it.
01:46I can't.
01:47You just said it.
01:49You really think you're her father?
01:53Hang on.
01:56When I met Charlie, she was heartbroken.
01:59She had been dumped by her real dirtbag.
02:02Damn it!
02:05You're the guy before me!
02:06Hey, I'm not the guy before you!
02:09You're the guy after me!
02:10You were a rough draft, and you were just a consolation prize.
02:23Hey! I don't know what kind of problem you two have, but we have things to do now!
02:26Like, find my mother!
02:33We're not very far from where your mother's hiding.
02:36And Papa, how does he know this?
02:37Well, it's because this medallion isn't just a medallion.
02:40It's also a smuggler's eye.
02:41And you use it to find a hideout.
02:46She was using it when I was buffaloed.
02:49Okay, let's go, Desperados!
02:56Okay, let's go, Desperados!
03:19Okay, what's this hideout?
03:22It's an abandoned mine where I used to hide cash and guns.
03:25I gave this eye to Charlie so we could meet up after I got out, discreetly, if you know what
03:30I mean.
03:31Doesn't matter. If she's here, we'll find her right away, because this area is completely deserted.
03:41My mother should have given you vocabulary lessons.
03:44Because you don't know what deserted means.
03:45If Charlie's still hiding here, her kidnappers must be close.
03:49We'll have to play it incognito.
03:50Hands in the air.
03:51I'm not sure that's going to help us be incognito.
03:53I said, hands in the air.
03:59That's good.
04:03Calamity.
04:04Jane? Calamity Jane?
04:07It's Calamity Jane. You're Calamity Jane!
04:09Does she have a lipstick or something?
04:11Worse. She's a fan.
04:13Excuse me, Mrs. Jane, but...
04:15No, no, no. Don't you dare come near me, and don't you call me Mrs.
04:19Mrs. was my mother.
04:21That's not even true. She was a hooker.
04:24I'm so thrilled to get to meet you in person.
04:27I read your memoir at least 350 times.
04:30It's a good thing you're here, because my mother was kidnapped.
04:33No. Yes.
04:34Really? Yes, I swear.
04:35For real?
04:35Of course, for real.
04:36I don't give a rat's ass.
04:38I'm sorry, Louise.
04:40I should have told you that she was a-
04:42In a hurry.
04:43I'm in a hurry.
04:45Kid's telling the truth.
04:47Her mom was kidnapped.
04:47But what I said is also true.
04:49I don't give a rat's ass.
04:51I want the reward.
04:53The reward?
04:53The loot, the dough, the moolah.
04:55You're a hunter looking for a reward?
04:57Not a, the best manhunter there is.
04:59I took down all your wanted posters to be the only one on your trail.
05:02Too bad for the others.
05:17Have you been able to message Governor Z?
05:19Yes.
05:19I said we were currently actively following the girl's trail, but unfortunately we were mutually unsuccessful.
05:24Well, you outdid yourself with the adverbs, Sarge.
05:26It's more expensive, but it's more professional.
05:29Ah.
05:29Oh.
05:30It's going beep beep.
05:48So what does she say?
05:54She says to kill you, Lieutenant.
05:58So I guess you got promoted?
06:00Yep.
06:01Now it's just the two of us.
06:01Yeah.
06:02And that's something that's really going to motivate us.
06:04She's diabolical, isn't she?
06:06Huh.
06:07Yeah.
06:08Yeah.
06:12At first I was just following the girl.
06:14What a trailblazer.
06:15No less than 23 armed robberies just last week.
06:18You robbed more than 20 people before finding me?
06:20I had a gun and no time to waste.
06:22Now that's my girl.
06:24This was the easiest track of my life.
06:25This idiot would leave a note each time with her name and address.
06:28No way that's my girl.
06:29It was for the greater good.
06:30Huh.
06:31Convenient excuse.
06:32And then after that, well, it's just like reading one of those photo books.
06:36Boot theft.
06:37Hat theft.
06:39School transport theft.
06:40I didn't see the cart behind the mule.
06:42Kidnapping.
06:43Or the kids in the cart.
06:45Horse theft.
06:45That one's for Billy.
06:47And it goes on and on like that until you guys team up.
06:50And that's when...
06:51I mean...
06:53All hell breaks loose.
06:54Jailbreak.
06:55Bank robbery.
06:56BFFs with the Daltons.
06:57You've completely gone over to the dark side.
06:59Yeah.
07:00Okay.
07:00I know what you're going to say, but I did it for the greater good.
07:02Oh.
07:03Come on.
07:03Jane.
07:04You know me.
07:05Well, you know me too.
07:07The mule comes first.
07:08I don't understand you, Calamity.
07:10You're a legend of the Wild West.
07:12There's a woman in distress, saving her as a noble cause.
07:16Listen to your heart.
07:24What if he could get you more money?
07:26Ah.
07:27Now we're talking.
07:35Okay.
07:37Come with us while we look for her mother.
07:39With Joe in the picture, things are bound to go sideways.
07:41The reward money will go up.
07:43Once we find Charlie and she's somewhere safe, you turn us in, you get a markup on top.
07:47Deal?
07:50Get a markup on top, and you say I'm vulgar.
07:54Okay.
07:55But if you try to trick me, I'll shoot you dead.
07:59Margaret.
08:23So much for going incognito.
08:25We can just stay cognito.
08:27I got the fever. It's called gold fever.
08:31Did you find gold? Did you find gold?
08:37Look in here and tell me if you see any.
08:41I gotta go dig. I think I should go dig.
08:45I gotta go dig.
08:49Okay, we go in the mine and we look for my mom.
08:52You're not going anywhere. I'm keeping her as collateral.
08:57Don't worry. We'll be back soon.
08:59Don't even try.
09:00I'm not trying. I'm just talking to you.
09:02Really? Because now you have something to say?
09:08Yeah, she's a sharpshooter, too.
09:22So you see, if you squint really hard and look at the scales on the fish,
09:25you can see the layout of the mine.
09:28That's crazy. Can you pick your teeth with it?
09:31Ha, very funny.
09:32Although you're right, you can pick your teeth with it,
09:34because if you pull this little knob...
09:35No one goes...
09:41I'm warning you. If you dare shoot me in the head, you're a dead man.
09:46Okay, I think we should all just calm down here, right?
09:49Okay, we'd like to speak to the person in charge.
09:52So who's the owner?
09:53I'm the owner.
09:54I'm the owner.
09:54I'm the owner.
09:55I'm the owner.
09:56I'm the owner.
09:56They can't even agree on that. I've had enough.
09:59Stop.
10:00No one's going to sneak inside our mine again.
10:02Bunch of thieves.
10:03Hang on, did you really see someone sneak inside?
10:05Like a...
10:06A sneaker?
10:07Lurker?
10:07Lurker.
10:09Or a lady lurker?
10:11How do you know that?
10:12I just saw a shadow.
10:14She dropped one of her boots.
10:16It doesn't matter anyway. No one's going through.
10:19We're on patrol 24-7.
10:22And we shoot to kill.
10:26What size was the boot?
10:30So she's in there and we can't go in?
10:32Don't worry. We'll charge in. Guns blazing. End of story.
10:36Yeah, except we're not doing that.
10:38It's full of saltpeter in there.
10:39Yeah. Potassium nitrate.
10:41Saltpeter.
10:42Yeah, potassium nitrate.
10:44It'll explode if we start shooting.
10:45Okay, so we're going to pop them delicately.
10:48Two slugs in each head, no straight bullets in them.
10:49No, we're not going to kill anybody here.
10:51Who talked about killing?
10:52You did.
10:52When? Just now.
10:53I said no gun, so it doesn't matter.
10:56You shouldn't try to go in there.
10:59That mine drives people crazy.
11:28It's our friend from the mine.
11:33That's Bao. He's my husband.
11:36He's gone crazy like all the others.
11:41All this is my fault.
11:45What do you mean?
11:46We dreamt of adventure.
11:49And one day Bao was approached by a promoter who had an incredible opportunity.
11:53This abandoned mine right here.
11:55Which was full of gold.
11:57I said it's our dream come true.
11:59And we came here.
12:00What suckers?
12:04Please continue.
12:05After six months of digging for nothing, Bao was at the end of his rope.
12:10And he found his first golden nugget.
12:12He was overjoyed.
12:15So of course he went to the saloon.
12:16I suppose a week later you had all the neighborhood prospectors on your property?
12:20It's the West.
12:23But he stood strong and kept a tunnel for himself.
12:26The sheriff? Did he do something?
12:28Yep.
12:28He bought a pickaxe.
12:30They've really all gone crazy.
12:32Crazy, but rich?
12:32Not even.
12:33Since the rush a month ago, only five nuggets were found.
12:36And none by my husband.
12:38Okay, so we're dealing with a prize sucker.
12:41What?
12:43Come on.
12:45That's a lot of coffee.
12:46Yeah.
12:47That's what everybody lives on here.
12:49To keep going.
12:57Okay.
12:58We need to find a way to get into that mine.
13:00I never thought I'd enjoy watching you two struggle this much.
13:10I'm not working with Lucky Luke.
13:12You think it doesn't suck for me to have you here?
13:13Well, it super sucks for me.
13:15Yeah, well, it double super sucks for me.
13:16Hey, if there was a contest to determine for who it sucks the most, I win first prize and you'd
13:20come in so far behind me.
13:21You want to bail?
13:22That's enough. Stop, you two.
13:23You're going to work together because I said so.
13:25Plus, I'm holding all the guns.
13:41In this case, how Do you not punch?
13:42But what's happening?
13:42Because it makes me feel cold.
13:42No, I'm going to kill you.
13:45In this case, Go.
14:11Okay.
14:17okay you finished i'm finished yeah because you have six bullets and i've got seven guns
14:31i'm gonna find your mother and then i'll steal a ring i'll force a pastor and marius and we can
14:37be a family you're so annoying you're so annoying papa
14:53canvas just sneak into the mine it's beige it's dirty we can just dress up as rocks wow
14:58you're a real genius and you wonder why i bust you every time and every time i always escape
15:04you got a better idea yeah negotiate maybe try to talk some sense into them explain how they
15:10could kill each other but their lust for gold will leave nowhere yeah and we can braid our
15:14hair while drinking coffee too the coffee i don't know what idea you just had but it's mine for the
15:22record you're putting perfume in the coffee it's chlorophyll we'll serve them some coffee to knock
15:29them out not bad just empty the bottle well i don't want to kill them wow you really have
15:35changed luke you're scared of putting too much chloroform of shooting people of talking to police
15:40i bet you're scared of finding charlie because she's the only woman you've ever really loved
15:45would you just shut up oh you should see your expression that's gold right there gold where's the
15:52gold gold no but we have coffee who wants coffee
16:04his face lit up with a smile because calamity had just saved his life by giving him hope once again
16:10why are you reading that chapter 26 when you helped that marshall recoup his weapons in abilene
16:15and you think that book's gonna make me want to find your mother
16:18i think you need a reminder calamity you've lost faith in yourself
16:22tell me what happened did someone break your heart did a bloodthirsty gunslinger shoot your friend
16:26what are you talking about the only problem i have is that lousy book's not making money anymore
16:33uh it's not lousy it's your biography no it's an inventography i didn't do any of that you
16:40understand it's all lies what i mean except for the part where i learned to speak bison and i become
16:46queen of the herd that's my favorite passage are you stupid or what i just told you it was all
16:51made
16:52up everything it's all a bunch of hogwash for silly girls who dream of a life of adventure
16:57this is unbelievable and to think i always dreamt of meeting you
17:05now i wish i never met you at all
17:18wait why is it so quiet
17:54that's her name
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22:03long enough. Bam! Royal straight flush. Today's lesson is in the West. Tears are either because
22:15you got sand in your eyes or because you're being played. Hey, cheers.
22:47Wait. On top of that, you're a cheater at cards? Today's second lesson is in the West. If someone
22:53wears sleeves, it's not because they're cold. It's to hide the cards.
23:01Well, I can play this game too. Spit that gold nugget out now. Find my mom or I'll swallow
23:08it. In your book, it doesn't mention that I kill kids. But it really should say so, because
23:17I can. That's enough, Jane. You spit that out. Now.
23:33Only five nuggets were found. It's all my fault. Do you see that? It doesn't look like
23:49a nugget. Looks like melted gold. Yeah, and look what didn't melt. Here. Enjoy. You go see
24:05Sarah. I'll get Bao. Still gold. Sarah. They said something happened to you? Yeah, something
24:24happened all right. She found a gold vein. Around her neck. That necklace was a gift from
24:33your husband. A gift you sacrificed. In this photo, there are ten gold beads on your necklace.
24:42And now only half of them are left. I don't understand. I melted them down.
24:55Little by little. Little by little. To make them into nuggets. I couldn't stand to see you
25:02spend your days digging for nothing. You were so unhappy.
25:11Even when it comes to finding fake nuggets, I'm useless.
25:16Of course you're not. I don't care about the gold. I only did this for you.
25:24And I was staying for you. Because you wanted adventure.
25:30My adventure is being with you.
25:39I was so scared. I was so scared to tell you.
25:48At the end of the day, the only real treasure in this mine is love. Romance.
25:56What? Love? Like romance?
25:57Huh? What? What the heck is love?
25:59That's the treasure?
26:00So the treasure's romance?
26:02What a lot of bullshit.
26:04Wait, she said there's no gold in there?
26:07Hey guys! There's no gold!
26:10There's no gold!
26:10What do you mean there's no gold?
26:11Everyone's heads up here!
26:31You ready?
26:35Let's go.
26:36Let's find Shirley.
26:37I don't think so.
26:46I've had enough of your bullshit.
26:49I'm turning you in.
26:50You can't. We're so close to our goal.
26:52The only thing I want to get close to is my bounty.
26:55Are you kidding?
26:57Huh?
26:58Oh shit!
26:59Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
27:04Excuse me, sirs. I need your help, please.
27:06I was taken hostage by Calamity Jane while trying to find my mother.
27:10Her name is Charlie Willow.
27:12She's a teacher and she's stuck in that mine.
27:15It would be our pleasure to help you, miss.
27:21Truly.
27:29What do you want with my mom anyway?
27:30Just shut up and walk.
27:45What was that?
27:50Charlie?
27:59Luke?
28:06Mama!
28:08Louise!
28:09Mama!
28:13What are you doing here?
28:15Stay where you are!
28:16Or we'll shoot the kid!
28:20We've been looking for you for ten days.
28:23Ever since this idiot and his brothers attacked the stagecoach.
28:26Watch it.
28:27And now, Mrs. Willow,
28:28we'll hand you over to you-know-who.
28:45Saltpeter.
28:45It'll explode if we start shooting.
28:57Charlie, don't!
29:01Don't shoot!
29:02There's saltpeter everywhere!
29:04I know.
29:13I love you.
29:15No!
29:16No!
29:16No!
29:17No!
29:17No!
29:26No!
29:29No!
29:30Oh!
29:33Oh!
29:37Mama!
29:41Mama!
29:42Mama!
31:11Here.
31:13A souvenir.
31:20Moving on?
31:22Yeah.
31:23I think that about does it for me.
31:29The adventure's over.
31:39I think that about does it for me.
32:27I think that about does it for me.
32:30I think that about does it for me.
33:00I think that about does it for me.
33:01I think that about does it for me.
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