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She's Not Homeless, She's Healer Goddess
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00:00:02Healer Goddess, hear my plea.
00:00:06Please save my child.
00:00:23Rod of a sepulis.
00:00:43Rejuvenate.
00:00:51Praise! She is the Healer Goddess!
00:00:55No, please. Don't call me that.
00:00:58What?
00:00:59I'm just glad I could help.
00:01:05Here you go, miss.
00:01:09Why be weighed down by a throne when I can live amongst the common people and help those the most
00:01:13in need?
00:01:26You must be rushing off to go find your jewels, because only a sackless coward would hit a puppy and
00:01:31run!
00:01:34Aw, it's okay, little guy. I'll fix you right up.
00:01:44Right rewrites the wrong.
00:01:49Rejuvenate.
00:01:54See? Good is the day you can kick him out of your mother's womb.
00:01:59Come on, Cleo. Let's go!
00:02:06No, no, no, no...
00:02:17Please. My brother's been in a coma the last two years.
00:02:21we have no idea what the illness is if anyone can help cure him we will pay you handsomely
00:02:26the elizander armstrong his military family basically owns the entire global stock market
00:02:32he's so hot does he come with the money yes he'll even marry you if you can cure him
00:02:38money fame power it's all yours
00:02:46are we still moving forward miss trixie yes give the presidential contract to marissa
00:02:52oh i have another call coming in grandma i'm dying save me trixie grandma grandma when are you getting
00:03:04married i'm already a hundred years old i'm gonna keep you healthy forever grandma and butch is still
00:03:10on deployment so that's why i haven't been married yet oh but why marry a vegetable when i can bang
00:03:20a
00:03:20younger stud like you we're talking about my brother's life i don't have time for jokes
00:03:35please go feed your dog miss don't let it starve like you
00:03:39oh kind stranger let me repay you by granting you a wish grant me a wish as you can barely
00:03:46feed
00:03:46yourself the downfall of humanity it all starts with the loss of faith what oh jeez this is giving
00:03:54me a migraine are you telling me to pray to god because we've been doing that i'm telling you to
00:03:59have some faith in me okay uh i wish for you to cure my brother's illness can you do that
00:04:07i can topple mountains and make a king out of a frog if i wanted to
00:04:11cleo stay right here for a second don't go too far cleo
00:04:18hold still
00:04:26my migraine's gone
00:04:28okay then let's go if you can cure my brother he'll even marry you come on come on
00:04:33oh
00:04:47how is he what is the diagnosis remember you will not marry him unless you cure him i'm sorry
00:04:53i don't know what this is heard you the queen of medicine you're supposed to be one of the best
00:04:59don't worry general i'm the angel herbalist and i have mastered all healing methods of the east
00:05:05i can detect what condition your son has with just one needle
00:05:26i have no clue what this is
00:05:30oh it looks like the angel herbalist doesn't live up to her name after all
00:05:35that's why we saved the best for last me the witch doctor i'll save your son lysander
00:05:52he's not budging there's no movement truly i have saved thousands of patients all over the world
00:05:57but i don't know what this is lord i've scoured the earth for the best doctors they've tried all
00:06:04these methods and they've all failed if we can't save him there's only one person who can
00:06:12who
00:06:16the goddess of healing
00:06:19wait a second you're not talking about the legendary goddess you
00:06:23that's correct her right rewrites the rond and her left leaves the bereft
00:06:29that's her motto it's what makes her a sage amongst mortals we are nothing compared to her
00:06:36she is eccentric and elusive no one has ever seen her before
00:06:41if this legendary healer is the only one that can truly save my son
00:06:45i don't care if i go bankrupt i will find her james come put out a bounty to the entire
00:06:53world
00:06:54whoever finds the goddess healer will get the five million dollars there's no need
00:07:14i'll save your son
00:07:17who the hell is she dad she says she can cure lysander she's gonna save your brother don't
00:07:22be ridiculous how can this shit-stained hobo cure your brother exactly god the unemployed
00:07:29are getting crazier and crazier she's trying to scam her way into marrying the rich
00:07:34ew she even brought a filthy dog with her i bet it has fleas that flea infested dirty thing
00:07:42is your companion don't try to steal lysander armstrong from us
00:07:51don't touch him
00:07:54they say don't judge a book by its cover but i can see from all your faces that you've failed
00:07:59so step aside i'll take it from here could you hold this
00:08:05oh you're not gonna touch my son i'm the richest tycoon in this country and a former general
00:08:11girl i know a gold digging whore when i see one i bet she's only here because giving blowjobs
00:08:17on the street corners wasn't paying enough cash who knows what an unskilled poor girl like her
00:08:23would do for some a skinny ass beggar trying to take advantage of lysander armstrong when he's
00:08:29unconscious ew disgusting go back to being a prostitute security get this std infested peasant
00:08:38out of here now let's go if you throw me out you're tossing away your son's last chance at life
00:08:47sir we are at our wit's end trying to find a cure for master lysander into no avail
00:08:52maybe we should give her a try you can always deal with her later if she turns out to be
00:08:57a fraud
00:08:58all right i'll give you a shot but i warn you if you fail i'll have your and your dog's
00:09:05head
00:09:05mounted on my wall is that any way to ask for help you'd be blessed to have me and i'm
00:09:12only here to
00:09:13repay your younger son's kindness but since i'm not welcome here i'll leave seven come find me when
00:09:21you have a different wish no miss trixie my brother is a hero to me i can't lose him well
00:09:29if he's a hero
00:09:30to you then that means he must be a good person my brother's a war hero who single-handedly saved
00:09:37this country from a terrorist attack also he's great with puppies he'd make a great husband
00:09:44who says i want to marry him as if the number one hottest 30 under 30 would even dream of
00:09:50marrying
00:09:51a penniless bum like you only a lunatic would be crazy enough to marry her i mean look at her
00:09:56even if she cleaned herself up you couldn't find an ounce of femininity on her
00:10:01only those cut from the lowest ranks were bigger for such trivial matters
00:10:06continue wasting your time but i'm saving this patient
00:10:19oh okay what's happening what are we doing
00:10:35what the hell are you doing
00:10:39i knew she was a perv she's definitely trying to steal lysander from us
00:10:44do you all not know that sweat can tell you everything that's medically wrong with a patient
00:10:47are you insane security smash her face in for licking my son
00:10:53he's born with congenital heart disease has a peanut allergy and the condition he has is called
00:10:58endogenic cryomorphy yeah right i mean no way you got all that just from licking him oh okay i've studied
00:11:05every disease known to man right i even have the badge of universal medicine right here and i've never heard
00:11:12the word of endo cryo what what
00:11:18this
00:11:25is worth nothing when i have
00:11:29what so you think that this this crummy walking stick of yours is is what the rod of a sepulius
00:11:36why don't you go back to the homeless asylum where you came from if you're going to be this delusional
00:11:41i agree i mean even if she does solve this medical mystery
00:11:44what is the point as of doctors who have studied for years we are all certified but lysander does
00:11:52have congenital heart disease she's right about everything
00:11:58yeah but if she just throws out a bunch of fake diagnoses one of them is bound to be right
00:12:03and
00:12:03again there is no such thing as endo cryo what what endogenic cryomorphine oh and of course none
00:12:09of you have heard of it because i just discovered it this condition only affects those with both chd
00:12:16and a peanut allergy the chances are a billion to one a hundred times rarer than winning the lottery
00:12:21but lucky for you all you've hit the jackpot by finding me what a bunch of baloney i mean you
00:12:29wouldn't be homeless if you were actually any good precisely you are just a scamming prostitute you
00:12:37don't compare to meet us who actually studied real medicine i bet you were too poor to go to real
00:12:44medical school oh so she went to the super circus instead and now she's here putting on this clown
00:12:51show coming up with fake diseases which mean nothing if you can't wake him up is that supposed to be
00:12:58a
00:12:58challenge if you three incompetent doormats want to show me up i think you all should grow parts of
00:13:06your brain back which by the way that condition is called an encephaly what is that supposed to mean
00:13:13it means you're being schooled by me and i'm about to walk all over your medical licensees
00:13:19then let's have a bet if you can't heal him we'll break your hands
00:13:26and then you can't pretend to have healing hands anymore
00:13:32these hands have saved more lives than all three of you combined you're that desperate to get rid of
00:13:38your competition huh miss tricksy don't risk your hands for them there's too many lives at stake
00:13:47don't worry i got this
00:13:52it's a deal i'll save lysander armstrong no one is dying on my watch
00:14:04lysander armstrong has been in a vegetative state for two years
00:14:11are you stopping me because you're scared i'd actually succeed homeless or not if you save my son
00:14:17i'll give you everything
00:14:27i'll even have lysander my heir marry you i'm not doing this for the money or for a wealthy husband
00:14:33i just believe in helping good people and doing the right thing
00:14:38prepare a jacuzzi set at exactly 113 degrees fahrenheit wait wait wait what what for don't
00:14:43listen to her she probably stinks so bad that she just wants a bath to wash the homeless stench off
00:14:49of her firstly this is called greatness secondly even if you drown yourself in plastic surgery you
00:14:57couldn't get rid of your own ugly moral character what did you just call me there's a man's life at
00:15:07stake
00:15:07here and you're standing in my way don't don the mantle of doctor when you're only capable of harm
00:15:14now stop getting in my way or i promise you you will be bubbling at the mouth very soon oh
00:15:20yeah
00:15:20hey you want to see real pain where's the dog well put down the dog with pleasure
00:15:41left leaves the wrong breath
00:15:47you don't deserve to call yourself a doctor
00:15:53she's been poisoned it was her do you see any poison on me medicine in the right hands can save
00:16:02lives but in the wrong hands it becomes nothing but poison this isn't good enough to take down the
00:16:08queen of medicine do you have one of your antidotes on you of course i've saved entire civilizations with
00:16:15my antidotes if i want to save someone even the grim reaper can't stop me
00:16:35why is she spitting blood this wasn't supposed to happen i thought you said even the grim reaper
00:16:41can't get in your way angel herbalist this is what i call malpractice this isn't fatal she'll live
00:16:50but she deserves a little punishment well where's the jacuzzi i asked for jacuzzi is ready right this
00:16:56way wait wait wait wait wait what the hell is going on you say you want your son to live
00:17:01on to
00:17:01give you tons of grandchildren don't you then stop getting in my way every second counts
00:17:08let's go for a dip shall we
00:17:14general armstrong your family is the richest and most powerful in the nation
00:17:19are you really gonna let this hobo slut touch your son hold on you two are going in there alone
00:17:26if you
00:17:27don't want these drooling vultures to see your son naked then sure invite everyone in all right but i
00:17:35warn you no funny business
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00:18:38you really shouldn't leave your precious son in there with that homeless con woman general
00:18:43armstrong exactly what if she gets pregnant by him she could blackmail you for millions
00:18:50that's what i would do if i was that poor and then the armstrong family will be the laughing stock
00:18:55of the nation held for ransom by a homeless woman dad you can't seriously be listening to that
00:19:02we have to have faith where did you actually find this low light
00:19:08on the streets are you shitting me you found this bum on the streets are you nuts you don't know
00:19:16her
00:19:16you don't know her background she could be a psychotic murder that is it general you have to go in
00:19:21and
00:19:22stop this now you're right that's it i'm shutting down this clown show right now james let's go yes sir
00:19:31oh my
00:19:38i told you all to stay out
00:19:45this is a critical moment for you we can't be interrupted otherwise we both die
00:19:54i'm not gonna let this homeless hoochie mama trap my son
00:20:00i'm gonna save him myself
00:20:06you see that general this isn't just a gull-dicking con woman this is a witchcraft
00:20:13i know what this is this is the dark witch i've heard of her she uses her dark magic to
00:20:21steal the
00:20:21hearts of young handsome men and then she eats them alive oh i'm gonna kill that
00:20:25bitch before she takes my son james get the swat team yes sir
00:20:33you regain consciousness
00:20:46help me i just wanna
00:20:52something's wrong
00:20:56you were drunk with an aphrodisiac lysander armstrong and his fortune will soon be mine
00:21:04that's one more thing i'm saving you from
00:21:14sir the swat team is here captain morales
00:21:21who the f**k is
00:21:22i need you to do whatever you can to tear down that door rest assured general armstrong
00:21:29we'll break down that door and bury that b**ch alive
00:21:36right
00:21:37he writes the wrong
00:21:46who the f**k are you and why the hell are we naked
00:21:51good you're awake i'm saving you saving me by bathing with me who are you a f**king spy
00:22:01talk i swear to god i'll have you arrested for this
00:22:05you're the one who's trying to kiss me in your stripper
00:22:10i will never
00:22:11oh really
00:22:25look who's guilty now
00:22:29look i don't know what the f**k this is all right but it is a biological fact a man is
00:22:34attracted to
00:22:36a naked woman and her breasts science okay it just means that my body oh shut up
00:22:45you're distracting me with your funding and i'm a professional
00:22:49i hear lysander's voice captain do something now ready
00:22:58we're almost there
00:23:00aim
00:23:03get him boys get him
00:23:06fire
00:23:10fire
00:23:25those demon seals
00:23:27how is this possible it's it's not even a scratch
00:23:30i told you this is dark magic of course your earthly bullets won't do a thing
00:23:35no i believe miss trixie is a good person she's not the dark witch
00:23:40young master armstrong you are too easily fooled this homeless psycho doesn't even have the skills
00:23:47to make a living how is she going to save someone else's life that's right the queen angel and i
00:23:53are already the top female doctors in the world if we can't save him no one can except for the
00:23:58goddess
00:23:59healer think about it we heard lysander's voice he's been in a coma for two years miss
00:24:04tricksy must have woken him up you're right this homeless girl is maybe the goddess
00:24:12maybe this homeless girl is really the god no no absolutely not there is no way this hobo girl is
00:24:20better than us how could you know for sure right now what we need to do is not interrupt miss
00:24:25tricksy you're wrong sir this homeless snake is using the forbidden techniques on master lysander
00:24:31it's called borderline revival she uses torturous pain to wake the patient but only temporarily it's
00:24:39a trick to pull the wool over your eyes and ears that means my son is in tremendous pain
00:24:46i'm gonna ask you two to do whatever you can to kill that antler rod bearing witch my son doesn't
00:24:53deserve this he is dying right now naked in a jacuzzi with a smelly vagrant then it looks like it's
00:25:00up to
00:25:00me the witch doctor only i know the right techniques to take her down my son's life is in your
00:25:08hands you
00:25:09heal him i will give you whatever your heart desires i don't know who you are but there is no
00:25:16way i am
00:25:17letting you rip my golden bachelor away from me this isn't the finishing touch i must now give you the
00:25:26kiss of life so we can both survive
00:25:47it's poison gas poison gas will smoke them out and end her torture over master lysander
00:25:54poison gas my son is in there you're jeopardizing his life as well no don't worry general gold diggers
00:26:02like her only care about themselves soon she'll come out crying to mommy then we can reverse the
00:26:09poison on your son and then he can marry one of us they really won't stop until they get both
00:26:15of us killed
00:26:18i made a promise to you that i'd save you it's now or never
00:26:35what the hell are they doing in there it's been over 10 minutes wait a second you don't think that
00:26:41they're you you suffocated my brother and miss trixie in there don't point your fingers at me if your
00:26:48brother's dead it's because of that homeless gold digger oh my god yeah she's the one who sealed the
00:26:53door shut i mean she probably locked themselves in there on accident miss trixie wouldn't have to
00:26:59do that if you weren't trying to sabotage her from saving my brother this is taking way too long
00:27:05captain morales it's time to get out the big guns these bazookas can flatten even a bomb shelter
00:27:12her bazooka she won't be able to hide even if she's the devil himself crap oh my god get back
00:27:18suck
00:27:20ready aim oh shit quit your whining and stand down
00:27:42the parasite's been extracted shoot her dead now do i need to fix your hearing too i said stand down
00:27:50don't listen to her she's a fraud a termite to the field of medicine i just saved this man that
00:27:56otherwise would have died in your care if i'm a termite then you're worse than a disease spreading
00:28:02tick wait a second are you saying you cured my son he'll wake in just a moment you can see
00:28:08for
00:28:08yourself well now you're just asking to be exposed that is it no more stalling general if you won't
00:28:16punish her i will don't hurt her
00:28:33his pulse is regular in fact it's never been better
00:28:40there's no sign of illness infection or disease
00:28:51miss trixie did it dad lysander's warm again he's not cold and pale like before
00:28:56and his heart is strong come feel it i saved my son thank you
00:29:03next time don't go seeking medical advice from those with ill will
00:29:07your son would have otherwise died by their greedy and unskilled hands
00:29:11i've learned my lesson i will not let these two nut jobs ever practice their voodoo voodoo magic again
00:29:18wait wait no no there is only one person in the world who is more skilled in the field of
00:29:24medicine
00:29:24than the queen angel and iron the goddess healer
00:29:33could you really be the goddess of healing but rumor has it that the goddess of healing is well
00:29:39over 100 years old and you don't look a day after 20. it doesn't matter who i am what matters
00:29:46is that the
00:29:46patient is healthy again devon i've repaid your kindness by fulfilling your wish of saving your
00:29:51brother take care no wait miss trixie we still haven't fulfilled our promise to you yet he's
00:29:57right we are men of our words and as i promised you my heir lysander would take you as a
00:30:03wife if you
00:30:03cured him and you did just that of course you're welcome to marry me instead i really appreciate it
00:30:11but i'm sorry i i'm already engaged
00:30:18already engaged i am i've been patiently awaiting his return from deployment for the last three years
00:30:25and he's coming back today but don't be disappointed really i'm no one special i just got lucky with
00:30:32your brother some guru taught me that spa water can cure all kinds of ailments but you're still
00:30:37lysander's savior please let me give you what i promised take the gold no really i don't need anything
00:30:46i just believe in doing good in the world
00:30:51trixie it's your fiance he's back and he says he's breaking up with you
00:30:58i must go
00:31:06hobo close halo glow i bet the goddess healer is just like miss trixie
00:31:12it was just dumb luck she's even dumber for not accepting his marriage proposal
00:31:16she could have been the richest woman in the world marrying the hottest most powerful bachelor around
00:31:25i'm gonna marry that homeless woman
00:31:31oh my god i mean i don't know about that homeless bimbo but this is godly
00:31:49you two nut jobs are a disgrace to your profession take these two weirdos out of here and revoke their
00:31:56licenses no we're not brides no she's just better than us oh my god
00:32:06we were truly blessed to have miss trixie here huh she's no average jane no she isn't
00:32:11she said it was just dumb luck but if she truly had these special skills
00:32:16why did she wear that shit-stained dress and had an impeccable looking dog but think about the
00:32:20impenetrable walls no normal person could have done that goddess or not homeless or not i don't care
00:32:26i have never met a woman like that i have to find her i have to make her my life
00:32:31she won my heart over too but if my bestest big bro wants her i'll help you find her all
00:32:36right listen
00:32:37i need help finding three wedding gifts
00:32:45i'm dumping trixie so i want you your granddaughters filthy things out of my house
00:32:52now trixie paid for this house she waited for you for three years he was dumb enough to put my
00:32:59name on
00:33:00the lease and i'm upgrading for a better girlfriend now one with some serious
00:33:03you money so get lost who gave you permission to bark like a rabbit hyena in my house
00:33:37you gave me this ring and asked me to wait
00:33:40and i did for three years while you were deployed yet you cheat on me with my best friend
00:33:46and now you're trying to swindle my home do you have no shame we were together for three years and
00:33:53uh it was a complete waste of my life when i could have been with a loaded girl like marissa
00:34:03that's how much she would owe me if i was in the rent the boyfriend business
00:34:09i see you're fulfilling your highest aspirations of being a low-grade male prostitute
00:34:17oh yeah well marissa is so much better than you she grew up even poorer than you and now
00:34:26she's the ceo of an entire corporation
00:34:30and you you're still nothing so you think she's an upgrade of course she's an upgrade
00:34:42look what she uh got me for my engagement oops yeah that's maybe worth one millionth the presidential
00:34:50contract i gave her
00:34:58you gave her the presidential contract i certainly did in fact
00:35:02marissa you and your dimwit brother
00:35:06only have everything you have all thanks to me
00:35:12oh i think she's losing it bro that breakup must have hit her hard
00:35:17you two are the ungrateful cheating scum here my granddaughter supported you and your entire family
00:35:26for three years while you were gone how dare you insult her it's okay grandma let's not stoop to that
00:35:33level poor edna she still doesn't know what you're doing out there on the streets huh what is he talking
00:35:40about your seat show her bob this is how embarrassingly useless your granddaughter is she didn't purchase
00:35:51this house on her own she was begging on the street for money i can't be caught with a piss
00:35:58poor nobody
00:35:59like you even if you got no game i got street credit i got out of keep you dig the
00:36:04word you're looking for
00:36:05is dignity and you're one to speak cheater is this true tricksy
00:36:15i've been broadening my horizons grandma i want to see how regular everyday people live so that i can
00:36:21help them of course those without substance underneath would never understand that what is that supposed
00:36:28to mean it means the new girlfriend you think is an upgrade is actually a downgrade
00:36:37i'm not bullshitting already just sign the damn papers and we can each get on with our lives
00:36:54at your wedding i will
00:36:57if you won't do good by me of breaking things off before two-timing me with my best friend
00:37:02why should i do good by you i'll give you my john hancock at your wedding as a charity to
00:37:10you
00:37:10fucking bitch you better keep your word oh that's rich after tomorrow you will never feel so rich ever
00:37:17again do you remember that
00:37:42that would make you the richest person on the planet it's because of the healing hands
00:37:49that would make you the richest person on the planet
00:37:49i inherited from a sepulius the god of healing i've saved several world leaders with these hands
00:37:56that's how i was able to give marissa the presidential contract
00:38:00and become the goddess healer it makes me angrier hearing her name knowing how she betrayed you
00:38:05but please trixie dear i know it was broken your heart but embellishing your worth and who you are
00:38:14it will only delay the healing process you don't have to believe me just yet after we lost mom and
00:38:21dad because we didn't have the money for their medical bills i vowed that i would do everything
00:38:26i can to serve those in need that's why i'm taking everything back from butch and i'm giving it back
00:38:32to
00:38:32charity you've always had an angel's heart i'm certain you will meet someone who will treat you right
00:38:39who actually deserves you you will see tomorrow grandma
00:38:50you said trixie's crashing my wedding she was bullying us too salsa
00:38:56she's probably trying to extort you now that she knows you're rich as fuck
00:39:00when hope when nobody steps on snake snake bites back hard so let her come and embarrass herself
00:39:06yeah you mean we broadcast that video yes her cave woman's take the 19th century tin can
00:39:20she'll prop me up higher on my pedestal and the whole world sees her in her homeless mess
00:39:24against my presidential glow up let's turn this party into her funeral
00:39:35there he is welcome home brother welcome home general
00:39:44sir the homeless woman who saved you miss trixie this is the file of her ex butch tanner
00:39:49he served with your regiment in the marines you mean the butch tanner that can barely carry supplies
00:39:54well she's been providing for him and his entire family while he's been deployed overseas sir so
00:39:58she waited for him for years and then he betrayed her
00:40:01fucking coward according to intel she's planning to bring it down on them at their wedding
00:40:05then we should join her men i'm only alive today because of that virtuous woman
00:40:11and her incredible power that saved my life so she needs our support will you join me in protecting her
00:40:16yes sir we will learn life to protect her sir
00:40:20and let's roll
00:40:36welcome everyone to my wedding today is a very special day for me and butch not only are we
00:40:42getting married but in just one hour my company will be receiving the presidential contract
00:40:46allowing my biomedical company to go public
00:40:52congratulations on the contract once again mrs wake him stowe butch is taking my last name oh and
00:40:59please don't be so uptight secretary cho you are the secretary of the entire u.s health department but
00:41:05this is a partay after all i see some of the most important people in the nation have also arrived
00:41:11to
00:41:11celebrate you the u.s president will also be arriving soon to give you the contract herself
00:41:19it's an honor that's why sasa is the best wife a man could ever dream of
00:41:25we will make sure the crowd is entertained tonight we'll let the wedding begin
00:41:32not so fast the party doesn't start until i say it does
00:41:58you two really are a match made in hell so i've come to save your guests
00:42:02from this oncoming train wreck i don't recognize it from any of our elite circles who is she
00:42:07uh this is our entertainment for tonight sir just watch
00:42:15trixie what are you doing here this isn't the homeless shelter you lost
00:42:18i bet she's here to bum a meal off us you know being this poor
00:42:24me bum a meal have you forgotten that it was i who bankrolled you two for the last three years
00:42:29what
00:42:30evidence do you have of that look at me then go look at yourself in the mirror i'm a millionaire
00:42:36ceo even the first woman president will be here any second now to congratulate me and you're nothing
00:42:41but a washed up sewer rat sasa she's like so obsessed with me see everyone but already cut ties with
00:42:51his
00:42:51ex but she's so shameless and desperate that she'd still show up to my wedding to suck up to me
00:42:57this is what poor sad girls do they beg for scraps from us the rich and glorious projecting much
00:43:06marissa you might feel all high and mighty now but don't bite the hand that feeds you
00:43:11especially when i'm the one who's giving you the contract
00:43:18you giving me the contract you have no skills no education no connection so how could you possibly
00:43:26have a pool to get the u.s fucking president to give me a billion dollar contract we both share
00:43:32humble beginnings marissa and i saw potential in you even trusted you as my best friend but i recognize
00:43:39now that greed has poisoned you don't be all sore now just because i stole your man this is what
00:43:46us rich
00:43:46girls do they steal from lame spinsters for fun damn right you were too embarrassing for me sasa tramples
00:43:56you any day i could say that now that i'm marrying the rich bravo self-admission of a gold digger
00:44:02quick somebody put that on a memoir sasa she's embarrassing me in front of everyone
00:44:06she'll make her sup don't listen to her everyone she's the gold digging blood-sucking leech i don't
00:44:12even have to lift a finger and you're already embarrassing yourself in front of everyone for me butch
00:44:19you may look and sound like a man but you're nothing but a pathetic coward okay enough you know
00:44:24what i always couldn't stand about you your moral posturing but guess what morals are just lies to
00:44:31make you and girls feel better about yourselves that's why no man will choose you over marissa trixie
00:44:37because i've got the material goods you're just all empty talk i'm not here to request to be chosen
00:44:43because i'm the one who's doing the choosing see this
00:44:59oh my god is that the billion dollar contract for sasa
00:45:06the one that's supposed to make us all rich as
00:45:08fuck no absolutely not i i don't believe it you all sound so scared already don't worry
00:45:14this isn't that contract it's the lease to the modest home you try to swindle from me
00:45:23see everyone she's just trying to bluff us but you don't even have the guts to go all the way
00:45:28look
00:45:28at her following orders i asked her to sign over the lease and here she is like a good little
00:45:33uh peasant
00:45:34slave that house is worth all her life savings
00:45:40you want to uh i don't know beg for a little treat while you're at it
00:45:54you must understand me i'm here to take back everything i've ever given you i'm giving it to charity
00:46:08bro she's gone cuckoo in the head she thinks that just because she rented a pretty little dress she can
00:46:13pretend to be a deep pocket investment baddie you wish you had that kind of money to just toss
00:46:17away trixie it's just a drop in the bucket for me i i know what this is you've gotten delusional
00:46:24and you think you're cinderella so you can just show up to a fancy party and some prince charming
00:46:29will scoop you into money forever well that's not happening security lock the doors this woman
00:46:34doesn't leave until we're through with her this is where your dreams will die bitch
00:46:45we found miss trixie lysander she's being cornered by her ex and his mistress at the
00:46:49wickham wedding right now butch tanner well he's gonna wish he died in battle after i'm done with him
00:46:54let's go
00:46:58you think a few toy guns scare me marissa i've saved plenty of people for much worse
00:47:05including your head of command butch general lysander armstrong you mean the legendary war hero
00:47:12he's been in a coma for years after he saved the nation from a terrorist attack you're an unskilled
00:47:18unemployed ugly leech so how could you possibly have this magical ability to heal someone like
00:47:24general lysander armstrong no one here is gonna believe you if you really cured the incurable
00:47:29general then sasa is the fucking virgin mary and she's nice you're just asking to be humiliated
00:47:36trixie show them butch
00:47:43see for yourselves everyone trixie's just a freeloading beggar
00:47:51she won't leave me and marissa alone because we're rich as fuck now i'm a major in the marines
00:47:57sasa she has a billion dollar biomedical contract with the military approved by the first female
00:48:05president of the united states herself bitch how despicable she's just trying to leech off you
00:48:11like a parasitic gold digger get out of here no one wants to marry you no free meals for the
00:48:16poor
00:48:17do you see this trixie this is high society so you're either born on a silver spoon or you're
00:48:24as accomplished as me to be here maybe if you do some serious dick sucking here
00:48:29maybe someone will drop a couple bucks in your tin can
00:48:35i already have everything one can dream of but i valued our friendship marissa which is why i came
00:48:40here to give you a second chance to see if you'd apologize and admit to your backstabbing
00:48:45but no you stooped so low it disgusts me nothing is more disgusting than you standing on street
00:48:52corners like a bum and who knows if you've already started offering sexual services
00:48:59well then why don't you get on your knees for me trixie my brother will never take you back no
00:49:06man will
00:49:07marry an embarrassed man like you but make me happy and i might consider making you my personal prostitute
00:49:25how dare you hit my brother i'm never letting you leave here alive
00:49:32awesome don't worry my dear after i'm done with you trixie not even the goddess of healing will be
00:49:37able to save you oh is that so security get down on your knees and give bob one hell of
00:49:48a blowjob
00:49:48in front of everybody here or i'll pop so many holes in you the men here won't know which one
00:49:53to
00:49:54fuck i don't need to be the goddess of anything to punish you any of the powerful leaders i've
00:49:59saved before could crush you before you even touch me dream on you wish general lysander scooped you
00:50:06off your feet but you weren't good enough for me you're definitely not good enough for him enough
00:50:12you're souring my party so you either get the fuck out or i'm gonna shoot you on the count of
00:50:19three
00:50:19i think i quite like it here two
00:50:34this wine is so delicious one shoot
00:50:40nobody is laying a hand on my future wife
00:50:50it's it's
00:51:00who the hell is this
00:51:06i'm sorry that i'm late did they hurt you no i'm fine but um when did i become your future
00:51:13wife
00:51:16you saved me trixie remember i'm a man of my word they're never gonna hurt you ever again really it
00:51:23was nothing i saved you because you're a good man not because i want you to owe me any favors
00:51:35i see what this is you're the one who cheated on me trixie look at you guys all lovey dog
00:51:40don't
00:51:41try to pin this on her she waited for you for three years this is the kind of woman of
00:51:45virtue that a man
00:51:46would die for you don't make me laugh she's probably out there giving blow jobs for cash no man who
00:51:56in a hundred foot pole would want to touch her she should be happy bob was willing to give her
00:52:00some
00:52:05i see her in the marines i'm a major you know look man i know trixie is like uh i
00:52:13don't know like a seven
00:52:14now that she's all cleaned up but don't waste your manhood on a whiny worthless woman like that
00:52:25a real man never talks about a woman that way you're a coward
00:52:40we don't need to fight fire with fire to deal with the likes of them
00:52:44you're very gracious trixie you know that
00:52:49you're only getting off with it because she's so kind so you're gonna do me the favor of never
00:52:52coming near her again you understand you want to with me a little dipshit i'm a major
00:52:58you're probably lowest rank of the military grunts i'll i'll destroy you do you really not know who
00:53:04this is butch i thought you were in the marines what have you been doing this whole time if you
00:53:09don't
00:53:09know who this war hero is he was just a supply boy war hero is this all part of your
00:53:18plan trixie
00:53:19poor girl did you sell your house to hire this actor so you can feel better about yourself a woman's
00:53:26worth is tied to the man she marries trixie is worthless because that guy looks like a cowboy
00:53:34a bum girl and a pimp what a pair it seems like they don't know who you are since you've
00:53:40been out
00:53:40of action for so long we should try to pay some off some more don't you think bring in the
00:53:47wedding gifts
00:53:55what is all this trixie listen i know that you didn't ask for anything after you saved my life
00:54:01but i know that we shared a moment
00:54:06i'm not the kind of man to get close to a woman and then just disappear it's not in my
00:54:10nature
00:54:12i'm like somebody else here listen trixie i have never met a woman like you so incredible and kind
00:54:24and beautiful so i know that you're the one for me this guy's either nuts or a really really good
00:54:33actor
00:54:34oscar worthy oscar worthy no first gift
00:54:43trixie i know that you just lost your home so i'm gifting you with your own new mansion worth 500
00:54:50million dollars previously owned by jennifer aniston second gift
00:54:59this contains all the rights to my entire fortune which is now yours entire fortune from a cowboy
00:55:06actor you must be pennies they already spent their entire life savings on this clown show they've got
00:55:11nothing left why sander i really don't care for any of us look i i i know i know that
00:55:18you are the
00:55:18farthest thing from a material woman okay which is exactly why well my third gift is um well
00:55:44you found my dog
00:55:52trixie i'm just a man but with you it's so much more trixie amore
00:56:00will you marry me
00:56:03do you know i can't say no to this doggo
00:56:09yes i will marry you
00:56:27go go power couple
00:56:29okay stop the only power couple here is butch and i
00:56:36let's remind everyone how worthless trixie is
00:56:40no man in their right mind would marry that embarrassing sack of scraps hey
00:56:47i don't care if she's homeless or not but i'm making this woman my wife
00:56:51which means that she will be treated as and cherished as the most precious woman on earth
00:56:56understand
00:57:01you still don't realize that my brother is the most powerful man on earth this is general lysander armstrong
00:57:15as if like the almighty general lysander armstrong would propose to a homeless prostitute like
00:57:22trixie yes the armstrong family basically control the global stock market lysander armstrong would
00:57:27sooner marry the princess of england than someone from the lowest rank of society i've been my life
00:57:33you're all just actors then you better enjoy your last breath come on lysander what are we waiting
00:57:38for let's show them what we can do and get revenge for trixie what can a bunch of piss poor
00:57:42people do to
00:57:42us the elites infect us with your poor people bad luck she wishes she could blame her low status on
00:57:49bad luck truth is she's just a useless lazy bitch and bum she's utterly unmarriable
00:57:58i can dispose of them in other means if you don't prefer violence
00:58:03i'd handle them myself but i'll let you do all the heavy lifting go ahead lysander
00:58:17yes hello this is lysander please bankrupt marissa wickham for me
00:58:22oh my gosh i'm so scared anyone these days could call anyone and pretend to be on the phone
00:58:35uh hello yes what
00:58:44i'm going bankrupt
00:58:54hey hey are you sure that was the call sasa that that was a real call people don't just
00:59:00suddenly go bankrupt like that my company's dead it evaporated it's a thin air
00:59:08that's impossible who are you what did you do secretary cho you said you're the secretary of
00:59:15health right and you yourself said that the armstrong family owns the entire global stock market
00:59:20could that be how they bankrupted miss wickham then that means
00:59:27you're really lysander armstrong the richest and most powerful man in the country
00:59:33trixie's married the famed war hero the man every girl wants and every man wants to be
00:59:41now you believe me those who do bad will always end up losing everything
00:59:46there's there's got to be some some trick to this you guys are just bums trying to extort money from
00:59:50us
01:00:00i know why you're all over trixie because you've been in the military for so long you don't know
01:00:04what a real woman can do for you let me take you to my wedding chamber and i'll show you
01:00:09a good time
01:00:12do you rub your hands for me or i'll have them removed for you
01:00:16i would never be interested in a woman who's as vile and cruel and wicked as you are guess the
01:00:27cheater gets cheated on eventually
01:00:31sasa was just trying to save the company
01:00:34i don't blame her at all your double standards are incredible
01:00:37well okay you don't want me fine but there's plenty of other efficiency i can give you a room
01:00:43full of pageant winners uh 18 years old fresh for the taking
01:00:53i did that so you wouldn't have to miss trixine thank you devon
01:00:59marissa not only have you backstabbed me your best friend by stealing my fiancee
01:01:06but now you'd sell out other innocent girls just to get your company back
01:01:09you're an insult to all good women out there no to all of humanity so now everything that i've ever
01:01:15given you to i'm taking it all back
01:01:21wait everyone stop
01:01:25they're imposters
01:01:30i just got off the phone with the president and she said your contract is not getting canceled
01:01:34because it was assigned by the goddess healer herself so we won't go bankrupt the goddess healer
01:01:41you mean the eccentric and highly elusive sage in the field of medicine approved of my biomedical
01:01:46products yes that's the highest honor anyone can have in the field of health and medicine the goddess
01:01:52healer's motto is the right rewrites the wrong the left leave the wrong bereft
01:01:58that means she's rewarding me the president would never let your company go bankrupt in fact she's on her way
01:02:05now
01:02:08so you're telling me this dashingly handsome motherfucker over here
01:02:12isn't lysander armstrong who the cares who he is if the president and the goddess healer approves of
01:02:18my products who cares about this washed up war hero we can break his legs break his arms no one
01:02:23would even bat an eye
01:02:24she even gave us explicit permission to call upon secret services fbi fbi
01:02:31you're under arrest for fraudulent claims and identity theft gotcha
01:02:41guess i still get the last laugh trixie no don't arrest her
01:02:46trixie is a good person please officer don't arrest her grandma mr rogers mrs williams what are you all
01:02:53doing here the neighbors heard about the breakup between you and butch we were worried so we came
01:02:59here to back you up listen officer i can attest that trixie amoria it's a good neighbor she's very
01:03:05kind-hearted and would never break the law yes and one time when my daughter needed university tuition
01:03:11trixie gave her everything she had just to help her out she also paid for my recent heart surgery as
01:03:17well
01:03:18my fiance really is an incredible woman she's an angel descended from heaven
01:03:28you must be the criminal pretending to be general lysander armstrong my brother is not a criminal he's
01:03:34a war hero who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack without him this whole country
01:03:39would have been bombed to ash and that's why it's twice the crime is stealing his identity general lysander
01:03:46armstrong only fell into a coma because of the fight with the terrorist and we've received no
01:03:50word that he's woken up yet so this must be an imposter i can tell that this whole dilemma with
01:03:56my
01:03:56identity is causing you a lot of trouble i promise i'll get it resolved and we can focus on taking
01:04:01down your scumbag ex if you want to arrest me fine but don't fuck with my fiancee you don't get
01:04:09to
01:04:09the side pump let's go
01:04:34get him if you can
01:04:36go
01:04:38go
01:04:48go
01:04:54go
01:04:55go
01:05:05Oh, my God.
01:05:26Is that enough pain?
01:05:28Or do you want more?
01:05:37Legend is written all over you, Leicenander.
01:05:42Grandma.
01:05:44Meet my new fiancé.
01:05:48Wow, your new fiancé.
01:05:50He's so manly.
01:05:52Much better than your last one.
01:05:54I always knew you'd find someone better.
01:05:57It's Butch's loss.
01:05:59Trixie has always paid so much better than Marissa.
01:06:02She's like a shining star in the sky,
01:06:04and Marissa's like a roach in the sewers.
01:06:07Bitch, we name-calling now?
01:06:09I'll drown you out with insults from my side, right, Sam?
01:06:12Drown out the poor!
01:06:13Drown out the poor!
01:06:15Drown out the poor!
01:06:16Drown out the poor!
01:06:18Drown out the poor!
01:06:19Drown out the poor!
01:06:20See, Trixie?
01:06:22You've got no connections, no power.
01:06:24You can't compete against me,
01:06:26even if you have one guy on your side who can fight.
01:06:28We're too honorable to fight dirty like you.
01:06:30So you're using defenseless lives as your shield
01:06:33because you know we won't hurt them.
01:06:35Let them eat cake!
01:06:37Hm.
01:06:46You can't shoot all of them.
01:06:48Grab what you can, fam.
01:06:49Attack!
01:07:07You will not hurt a single soul in my presence.
01:07:15What the fuck was that?
01:07:17I don't care what the fuck it was.
01:07:19I'm not letting her make a fool of me at my own wedding.
01:07:28Damn it!
01:07:29Damn it!
01:07:30Damn it!
01:07:32You forgot I had a gun, too?
01:07:35That'll teach you for messing with the wig hams.
01:07:37Take Miss Trixie and her family and get out of here.
01:07:39We're quartered.
01:07:40I'll sacrifice myself to fend them off.
01:07:42Devin, you and your brother are both good men.
01:07:45I will not let your injury be in vain.
01:07:48They will be punished.
01:07:52Now hold still for me.
01:07:57Wright rewrites the world.
01:08:08Holy fuck!
01:08:10Did she just reverse the bullet?
01:08:11By chanting the goddess healer's chant?
01:08:13Is she the goddess healer?
01:08:19I'm all better now.
01:08:20Thank you, Miss Trixie.
01:08:22See, I knew that you were no ordinary woman.
01:08:25No, please.
01:08:27I am just an ordinary girl.
01:08:29Don't put me on some sort of pedestal.
01:08:30Sure.
01:08:32You hear that?
01:08:33She's just some average homeless girl in the streets.
01:08:36She was probably holding out a super magnet that drew out the bullet.
01:08:39While I do not care for glory,
01:08:41I do believe in justice.
01:08:43Marissa and Butch,
01:08:44not only have you betrayed me,
01:08:46but now you've hurt the innocent, too.
01:08:48I will make you both pay for your crimes.
01:08:50And who are you to judge me for what I do?
01:08:53God?
01:08:55Wrong.
01:08:56But you're close.
01:08:58Oh, bullshit.
01:08:59I'm gonna show you how the elite can trail board you little lives.
01:09:04You wanna cross the line so bad?
01:09:06Then let's see you try.
01:09:07Charge!
01:09:08Charge!
01:09:17The hell is this?
01:09:19This is the line between life and death.
01:09:23Yo, was that extra neon spray paint?
01:09:26I'll admit it looks pretty good,
01:09:28but I'll die before I believe that's magic.
01:09:31You're not the Grim Reaper.
01:09:33What if it's a trap?
01:09:34That woman has many tricks up her sleeves.
01:09:36We ain't afraid of her.
01:09:37She's nothing but a circus prostitute.
01:09:40Why don't you cross the line and see for yourself?
01:09:43I will.
01:09:47Left leaves the wrong rest.
01:09:56I'm fine.
01:09:57Nothing happened.
01:09:58You'll see soon enough.
01:10:00Oh, please.
01:10:01I really wanna die.
01:10:03And you call this the line between life and death?
01:10:05I knew you were just making that shit up.
01:10:07Whoops.
01:10:08Just crossed it again.
01:10:10Whoops.
01:10:11And again.
01:10:12Nothing's happening.
01:10:14Stop.
01:10:15Stop.
01:10:17Stop.
01:10:20Stop.
01:10:21Stop.
01:10:23Stop.
01:10:24Stop.
01:10:24Stop.
01:10:25No, Bob.
01:10:26Hey.
01:10:27What did you do to my brother?
01:10:29I didn't do anything.
01:10:31Your brother just didn't wanna heed my warning.
01:10:34I suggest you take him to the U.R.
01:10:36If you don't want your wedding to become his funeral.
01:10:39Come on.
01:10:41Major.
01:10:42Are you not gonna help your own brother?
01:10:43How was he able to cross the line?
01:10:45See, this must be an illusion.
01:10:50Only the pure of heart can cross the line.
01:10:53Will somebody take my brother to the hospital, please?
01:11:02You're so sore I wouldn't marry you.
01:11:04You'd go and hurt my brother.
01:11:05Oh, please.
01:11:06You hurt us first.
01:11:08At first, I was really hurt by your betrayal.
01:11:11But I've come to realize your true colors are that of a snake and a coward.
01:11:16Marissa, thanks for taking this little life from me.
01:11:20You blame yourself for being worthless.
01:11:23You think anyone would want to marry you when you've got nothing to offer?
01:11:28When you wear odd and crazy clothes all day?
01:11:34Don't touch my wife.
01:11:37And instead, Trixie gets a handsome and protective husband.
01:11:43You can daydream all you want now, Trixie, but when the presidential contract arrives,
01:11:48it'll hit you like a fucking truck.
01:11:49That you're nothing but an ugly phony, and I'm the queen of everything.
01:11:53Oh, really?
01:11:54Then let me show you how it is I who has everything you want.
01:11:57You've got nothing on me.
01:12:03Yes.
01:12:04Tell the president to get here immediately.
01:12:10Goddess.
01:12:11Madam President, I require your assistance.
01:12:14Yes, we'll be there immediately.
01:12:19Get the VP.
01:12:20We're leaving now.
01:12:24Did she just pretend to call the first woman president of the United States?
01:12:28God, I knew you were cheap, but I didn't know you were crazy, too.
01:12:31I'm so glad I dumped you for Marissa.
01:12:34You're pathetic, Trixie.
01:12:36A secretary to remind everyone how I have the presidential contract coming?
01:12:39Miss Wickham is correct.
01:12:41I was on the phone with the president earlier.
01:12:43Only the most important people have Madam President's direct line.
01:12:47You hear that, everyone?
01:12:48There is no way low-life Trixie could have called the president by herself.
01:12:54She's just a desperate phony who doesn't get enough male attention, so she's come here to play up her importance.
01:13:00No, my granddaughter would never do that.
01:13:03Reversing time just to heal someone's wound, only the goddess healer can do that.
01:13:08Is Trixie really the goddess healer?
01:13:17Oh, first, your boy toy actor pretends to be the war hero General Lysander Armstrong,
01:13:23and now you, Trixie, are pretending to be the goddess healer who gave me my presidential contract?
01:13:28Is this how the working class think all the time?
01:13:32I never realized how delusional they were.
01:13:34You can only dream of what you can never have while we rub our riches and privilege in their faces.
01:13:41Look, I don't know what circus school you went to, but you trying to make me jealous, Trixie?
01:13:45It ain't working.
01:13:46You can't just fake the...
01:13:50Yeah, but goddess healing power is legendary.
01:13:54It's like real magic.
01:13:55Trixie, you're an angel, but the goddess healing is beyond your imagination.
01:14:00And if we steal her identity just to punish her ex, won't her followers be furious and riot against you?
01:14:08No.
01:14:09Trixie, look.
01:14:11I believe you.
01:14:12You saved me.
01:14:14Whether you're a goddess or not, you did that.
01:14:17No matter what happens, you are a goddess to me.
01:14:21We'll riot against you now.
01:14:23Tear her apart!
01:14:24Tear her apart!
01:14:26Tear her apart!
01:14:28Tear her apart!
01:14:29Tear her apart!
01:14:31The vice president arrives!
01:14:48Who dare cause ruckus in here?
01:14:53You're General Lysander Armstrong.
01:14:56Wait, what?
01:14:59He's actually General Lysander Armstrong?
01:15:01No, no, we've been through this already once, okay?
01:15:04Right, Secretary Cho?
01:15:06This actor Trixie hired pulled this weird stunt to try to bankrupt me.
01:15:12But you already confirmed with Madame President that I got the contract coming still, right?
01:15:16Yes.
01:15:16We all thought he was a fraud.
01:15:18What I mean is, you're the war hero, General Lysander Armstrong.
01:15:24And how dare you crash Miss Wickham's wedding?
01:15:27The moment you wake up, you fall under this vixen spell?
01:15:31And now you're attacking one of the most important allies to the president?
01:15:35He is the general.
01:15:37Oh, but he's in trouble now.
01:15:39Did you hear that?
01:15:40Even the vice president knows me as an important ally to the nation's leader.
01:15:45So what if Trixie picked up some washed-up war hero?
01:15:48We got the VP and the president.
01:15:51On our side, you'll always be nothing, Trixie.
01:15:55I told you.
01:15:56Now punish them, Vice President Langley.
01:15:59This is treason!
01:16:00Lysander Armstrong, you are stripped from your military honors and titles.
01:16:08Hurry!
01:16:09The goddess healer needs us.
01:16:13You can't do that, Mr. Vice President.
01:16:15My brother is a war hero.
01:16:17He single-handedly saved this country from terrorist attack.
01:16:20He was in a coma for two years.
01:16:22If it wasn't for Miss Trixie, he would...
01:16:23Enough!
01:16:24You speak another word and I will bring down your entire family.
01:16:28Not just your brother.
01:16:30Yeah.
01:16:31It's okay.
01:16:33Mr. Vice President, I've already given my life once for my country.
01:16:36I have no problem doing that again if it means protecting my fiancée's life.
01:16:41And let's be honest about one other thing, Mr. Vice President.
01:16:43I never gave a fuck about any damn titles.
01:16:49I truly saved a good man.
01:16:56I will not let you bring ruin to my fiancée.
01:16:59And what can you do about it?
01:17:01Oh, Mr. Vice President, I have a swell idea.
01:17:04My biomedical company invented the latest line of poison darts for the military.
01:17:09Let's try it out on them.
01:17:12Hold on, Mr. Vice President.
01:17:13There's no way that you're taking this seriously.
01:17:15Put innocent civilian lives in danger?
01:17:18Despicable!
01:17:18What's more despicable is that you and your filthy companions are disrespecting power.
01:17:24Miss Wickham, you can use full force on them.
01:17:28Did you hear that, boys?
01:17:29Miss Wickham, you can use the mask to protect your mom and your family.
01:17:33Oh, my God.
01:17:42Oh, my God.
01:17:43Wait, that's the present.
01:17:48Oh, my God.
01:17:50Oh, my God.
01:17:51Oh, my God.
01:17:52Oh, my God.
01:17:53Oh, my God.
01:17:58Oh, my God.
01:18:05Oh, my gosh. I'm so sorry, Madam President.
01:18:09That was... They were totally aiming for Trixie, the fraud in the middle.
01:18:14What is this?
01:18:15Oh, that's my new biomedical weapon, Madam, for your military.
01:18:19This is a war crime. These are innocent civilian lives you're messing with.
01:18:23You're the uncivilized buffoon. I can shoot whoever I want. I have the presidential contract.
01:18:27With great power comes great responsibility.
01:18:30And this is the kind of dastardly creation you've made with the contract I gave you?
01:18:35What are you doing? Reverse the poison and take it out of the present before it's too late.
01:18:39That is easy. There's no need. I'll save everyone.
01:18:57It's raining gold!
01:19:01What's happening? Trixie doesn't have that kind of money. It's got to be cheap glitter.
01:19:08She... She... She is...
01:19:10She is a criminal.
01:19:12Don't worry, Madam President. We will arrest her and we'll throw her in prison.
01:19:15I'd be quiet if I were you.
01:19:17Because you're the one that would be going to prison once everyone is healed up.
01:19:20What are you talking about?
01:19:22The President literally came here to give me my billion-dollar contract.
01:19:34This contract?
01:19:36Yeah! Yes! Thank you, first gentleman.
01:19:56My contract, you bitch!
01:19:59And that's not all.
01:20:12This foul weapon will not see the light of day.
01:20:15There is only a need for a vaccine if there is a virus. Don't you realize?
01:20:19Or are you too much of a goody-two-shoes to understand that?
01:20:23You're the real virus here, Marissa.
01:20:26Money is worth more to you than human lives.
01:20:28And that's something I cannot tolerate.
01:20:31So prepare yourself.
01:20:32Because I'm about to smite you.
01:20:35What are you going to do?
01:20:37The President is here and I just invented the best biomedical products in the world.
01:20:43You'll pardon me for that little mishap, right?
01:20:47Madam President, you've recovered now.
01:20:50So what's your final decision?
01:20:54I'll...
01:20:54She's going to give me my billion-dollar...
01:21:02I'll smack her until she sees 50 stars.
01:21:08Why? Why are you attacking me, Madam President?
01:21:11You're supposed to be giving me the billion-dollar contract.
01:21:14You wish, you idiot!
01:21:18I've never seen a woman so vile, so ugly on the inside, it makes me want to vomit.
01:21:24I don't understand.
01:21:25I was just trying to punish these imposters for posing as the Goddess of Healing.
01:21:31And do you know the Goddess Healing saved me and my son during childbirth?
01:21:36You've really seen the Goddess Healer herself in the flesh?
01:21:40The one and only.
01:21:44And it's...
01:21:47Her.
01:22:02Welcome, Goddess.
01:22:10Yes.
01:22:16You really are the goddess of healing, aren't you?
01:22:18How else did you think I saved you?
01:22:21Then why did you keep it a secret for so long?
01:22:25I wanted to walk the earth as a normal person.
01:22:28To help those in need.
01:22:30And make sure the man I chose loved me for me.
01:22:33No, so that means the billion dollar contract, it was you who gave it to me?
01:22:39Then she took it away just like that.
01:22:42That was her golden ticket.
01:22:44You were once my fiancé and best friend.
01:22:47But after everything you've done, we're officially getting ties with you both.
01:22:51No, please, I swear. I didn't know you were an actual saint.
01:22:57It doesn't matter who she is. Trixie has a heart of gold.
01:23:00She's an amazing person.
01:23:02And you ruined that the moment that you betrayed her.
01:23:06She's gonna be my wife.
01:23:07Because she is the most beautiful and amazing woman on this planet.
01:23:15I love you.
01:23:17I love you.
01:23:21So sweet for you.
01:23:30I love you.
01:23:31Guess when I saw you her younger before me.
01:23:35You're drinking like this.
01:23:35It's Soap.
01:23:37And now she is dying.
01:23:38You'reku.
01:23:41And now she had one umbrella up to me.
01:23:42You, you, himbo.
01:23:44Please, Trixie, give me another chance.
01:23:47I want to be rich again.
01:23:50I'll be your slave.
01:23:51I'll kiss the ground you walk on.
01:23:53You've had your chance to apologize, but it's too late now.
01:23:57All I see is your greed and how much you'd hurt others just to benefit yourself.
01:24:02You two should be locked up.
01:24:03And she shall.
01:24:05For creating illegal weapons of mass destruction, arrest Maritza and Butch Wickham.
01:24:11It's all your fault, Marissa.
01:24:13I never loved you.
01:24:15It's your fault.
01:24:15I was only with you for your money.
01:24:17I don't care.
01:24:18You were rich.
01:24:19I'll see myself now.
01:24:22Rest assured, goddess.
01:24:24We will not be using these biomedical weapons.
01:24:27My platform is spreading kindness just like you.
01:24:31I knew you'd uphold our shared values.
01:24:33That is why I saved you.
01:24:35With these healing hands, I will work tirelessly to change the world one good deed at a time.
01:24:41Well, let's not let this wedding go to waste.
01:24:47Let's party!
01:24:49Wait, what if we just got married?
01:24:51Right now?
01:24:52Yes.
01:24:53Well.
01:24:54Woo!
01:24:56Do you take each other to be your lawfully wedded partner?
01:25:01I do.
01:25:02I do.
01:25:03You may kiss the bride.
01:25:06You may kiss the bride.
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