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High Hoops - Season 2 - Episode 03: The Bring Back the Shiny Strategy
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00:00MUSIC
00:19My bad, everyone! Just ignore me!
00:22All right, okay, I surrender.
00:24Please, not the hair!
00:26Please, not the teeth!
00:28Aoife, stop moving about!
00:30I can't control it!
00:31It's massive!
00:33Don't just sit there!
00:34Check out the rewind!
00:43Can't talk, we're going to a tournament
00:45and you think you'd take my mind off winning that prize?
00:54Aoife!
00:56Never missed a pass from Nyla.
00:58Never will.
01:00It's all in the throw.
01:01Ugh!
01:02Can't let's put an egg in our teeny tiny trophy again.
01:05At least it's not scrambled this time.
01:07He'll need a dinosaur egg for the massive cup.
01:09We'll win later.
01:11Ostrich is more plausible.
01:14We could win an ostrich.
01:16We might not win anything.
01:18Nyla, we're second in the league.
01:25The only other teams invited there today are way below that.
01:29I promised Holt's silverware and in return we might finally get something he only gives the football lads.
01:35Holt said if we win something today, it's ours forever.
01:39So shiny and monumental.
01:43Very ergonomically designed.
01:45Finally, mid-male basketball getting the respect I deserve.
01:52Soz dudes, this one's at.
01:54I thought you played rugby while this lot begged me to join after seeing me jump over three defenders.
02:01At once.
02:02Your bus is there.
02:06Ugh!
02:07It looks like it's been dipped in poo.
02:10Eww!
02:13Eww!
02:17Eww!
02:19Eww!
02:20Eww!
02:21Eww!
02:22Eww!
02:22Eww!
02:22Eww!
02:22Eww!
02:23Eww!
02:24Eww!
02:25Eww!
02:26Eww!
02:28Eww!
02:28Eww!
02:31Eww!
02:43Eww!
02:47Eww!
02:57Eww!
03:00Eww!
03:01Eww!
03:02Well, as you're clearly above all this nonsense,
03:05better get to class.
03:06Run along, prank masters.
03:18You promised us the good bus, not stupid athletics.
03:21Swap them back. Now.
03:24Practice makes perfect.
03:27Oh, another thing, Holt.
03:28I think you mean Mr Holt.
03:31I assume you're here to complain about your awful bus.
03:36Well...
03:37April Fools!
03:39What is happening?
03:41It's a prank. A jape.
03:43A jolly good laugh.
03:45Or did you think teachers don't know how to have fun?
03:47That's exactly what I thought.
03:49Oh, I love April Fools.
03:51Our times are tricks and cunning and carefree fun.
03:56It stops promptly at noon.
03:58Not fair. Why'd you prank us and not your smug nephew?
04:01Oh, Ben would just be all whatevs and cool story broseph.
04:05Whereas you...
04:07Look how annoyed you are.
04:09This is just for today though, right?
04:11We'll get the good one next time, like you promised.
04:13Yes, just for this one gloriously pranky day.
04:17Unless, of course, you don't win anything.
04:19Like you promised.
04:20No shiny, no bossy.
04:24So this might be the only bus we ever get?
04:26Unless we win today?
04:28You've been pranked. Deal with it.
04:31Actually so annoying.
04:33But if it's pranks that he likes...
04:46B is for victory, bad news on the team's air all history!
04:50B is for life, there's B is for victory, bad news on the team's air all history!
04:54I'll go sign this in!
04:57Best prank ever!
04:59The seats perfectly match the curvature of my spine.
05:02The fluffy blankets were a good touch.
05:04I wanted to draw glasses on someone, but none of you fell asleep.
05:08Who sleeps on the bus at our age anyway?
05:10Don't you just love picturing Ben's little confused face?
05:17My imagination is amazing!
05:20Where did you come from?
05:22Pre-race backseat power nap.
05:24Shouldn't you be at basketball?
05:27Where do you think we are, dum-dum?
05:30Honestly, athletes.
05:32Aoife, you did tell the driver you switched buses, didn't you?
05:36Every time I think I've got the hang of basketball, it surprises me all over again!
05:43Oops!
05:49Honk!
05:50Honk!
05:51Honk!
05:53Why do people keep honking at us?
05:55I haven't really thought about it.
05:57Honk!
05:58I'm a silly goose, honk at me.
06:01Honk!
06:02I'm guessing I have one too.
06:05Honk!
06:07Making fun of Connor?
06:09That's fine.
06:10Is it?
06:11When I find out who did this to me...
06:13Attention, everyone.
06:14Quick announcement this morning for Clangor and Connor in Class 3B.
06:19Honk!
06:19Honk!
06:20That'll be all.
06:27We've been pranked by Holt!
06:36I've crunched the numbers.
06:38To stand any chance of winning the basketball tournament, we need to leave 20 minutes ago.
06:44The school can't afford a time machine. Believe me, I've asked.
06:48We've only just got the good buzz back. Holt will take it off us for good if we don't win
06:52something.
06:53No shiny, no bussy.
06:55No shiny, no bussy.
06:56No shiny, no bussy.
06:57It's school policy.
06:58Good job.
06:59I'm about to win at least four gold medals for my team then.
07:03Genius idea landing in three, two, one.
07:06We'll just have to win something here too then.
07:16Knock knock, who's there?
07:17It's me, Mr Holt, here to remind you that school can be fun, but only when I say so.
07:22Now, get on with it.
07:23He shouldn't be allowed to do this. It's not right. We're helpless little children.
07:27You did say April Fool's Day is something anyone can do.
07:30I did? You know what that means?
07:32Yeah, that this is all your fault.
07:34It means we can get him back.
07:36Yes. Let's egg his car.
07:38This might be our only shot. We need something cleverer.
07:41Or we could turn his car invisible.
07:43How, exactly?
07:45That's what he'll say. He'll get in a car park and be like, how did they do this?
07:48And how will we have done it?
07:50I don't know. Science.
07:52He made us look stupid. We each do the same to him.
07:55A reminder to all students that school uniform is not optional.
07:58Our dress code is smart and scratchy.
08:00Be comfortable and look ridiculous on your own time.
08:04Or sound ridiculous.
08:09Come on, vipers. No shiny, no pussy.
08:13His name's Putt-Putt.
08:17Why are you in your basketball gear?
08:19Cos we're ballers.
08:21You know, like, a proper sport.
08:23Oh, right. You play a game.
08:25This is...
08:26It's basically the Olympics.
08:28Not a fun day out.
08:30If anyone needs me, I'll be having a go at the pole vault.
08:33I was born for this.
08:37No way, Nyla. You're in fourth.
08:40That bus will be ours in no time.
08:42Still outside the medals, so.
08:44Oh, well, lucky enough for you guys.
08:46My teammates have entered your tournament.
08:48So, they'll win the bus for you.
08:51You think athletes can win a basketball tournament?
08:54The audacity.
08:56I bet that my team does better at your sport than you do at ours.
09:01And I bet we win more medals than you do and your team gets tanked at basketball.
09:06Really?
09:07You would bet the good bus.
09:12Ifa, I really shouldn't do this, but...
09:14Yeah.
09:15I would.
09:16Ifa, and if we win...
09:18Can you not hear me saying your name?
09:26Nyla can draw whatever she wants on your face on the way home.
09:30Objection.
09:31Withdrawn.
09:32This is a bad idea.
09:34We've never done athletics before.
09:37Sarah, chill.
09:38The Vipers are an elite sporting unit.
09:46There's nothing here we can't do.
09:49Too dangerous.
09:51Off limits.
09:52Not a toy.
09:54Apart from pole vault.
09:56Oh!
09:59There's loads of stuff I could throw.
10:02If I do long distance running, I'll get through most my audio book.
10:07I'll do gymnastics.
10:08My hair performs better indoors.
10:11Oh, Charlotte, I have a great move she can try.
10:13He's the enemy!
10:15Focus!
10:17Well, I've got four events today, so that's one, two, three, four.
10:22Gold's nailed on!
10:24Only four.
10:26Well, in that case, I'll sign up for...
10:29Everything!
10:32Except pole vault.
10:33I like being alive.
10:35Nobody can do 36 events.
10:38That's...
10:39That's crazy.
10:40Yeah.
10:41A crazy amount of medals.
10:46This is a special announcement to everyone taking part in the month-long sponsored silence.
10:52Well done, and April falls!
10:54There's no such thing!
10:56But it has been a very peaceful few weeks for me.
11:00I do thank the Francis family for all the money.
11:04Yes, come in.
11:05I sound like a chipmunk.
11:08No, I haven't done it on purpose.
11:09Why would anyone...
11:11Connor?
11:12Planner?
11:13I knew you'd be worthy adversaries.
11:16Let the prank battle commence!
11:25Nihil is still in fourth, but Ben's not won anything yet, so time to go one nil up.
11:31Aoife, your laces.
11:33Can I give you a pro tip?
11:35I won silver in Paris.
11:38Olympics?
11:40Euro camp.
11:42I'm a baller, Ben.
11:45I know how to do it.
11:48It's packed my warm up, actually.
11:51Aoife, laces.
11:54Don't throw it like a basketball.
11:56You mean the awesomest sport that your friends are losing 17-nil at?
12:00Yeah, it's true.
12:02They're getting trounced.
12:04Don't stress.
12:05I got this.
12:12Wow!
12:14I think this shot put's broken.
12:16I'll just try another one.
12:21I should get a medal for that ball.
12:26Aoife, be careful.
12:28It's a glorified sports day.
12:30How hard can it be?
12:45A key component of quantum physics is quantum mechanics, which describes the behaviour of matter and light.
12:51Maybe signing up for all the events wasn't the best idea.
12:55Told you so.
13:04You're late for the long jump.
13:07It's like high jump, but...
13:10long.
13:11Not from that end.
13:14Maybe having the bad bus is your thing.
13:29Has anyone won anything yet?
13:31I would've won the javelin if it hadn't been for that seagull family.
13:34Then I did too many forward rolls and ended up on the running track.
13:38I know. Tripped over you.
13:40Sorry.
13:41At least Ben's not won anything yet.
13:43I'm in an actual final.
13:46I thought you had four goals nailed on.
13:48Er, yeah.
13:49Well, I only need one to beat you, so...
13:52Didn't want to show off, but...
13:54Wanna come watch me win?
13:56No, thanks.
14:00If Ben wins, they get the good bus.
14:03Maybe the rubbish bus isn't so bad after all.
14:06We'd only get that if the athletes won our tournament.
14:09And they've lost every game, so...
14:11No shiny.
14:13No bussy.
14:14Athletics cannot defeat basketball.
14:17It's unnatural!
14:18Aoife, we've tried everything.
14:21Oh!
14:24Not yet, we haven't.
14:31Why are you being so shifty?
14:34Holt could prank us at any time.
14:38He's a teacher.
14:39What can he come up with that we can't see coming?
14:54You were right.
14:56I can't believe you actually thought we were stupid enough to...
14:59Connor!
15:00Get me out of here!
15:02You were saying?
15:06Connor!
15:16How do you hold this thing?
15:17It's got a mind of its own.
15:19Shhh!
15:20Polly.
15:22That's a good boy.
15:23Oh, Aoife, I found something.
15:28Why would you show me a clip?
15:29Called Paul Wall Fails!
15:32Thought you might wanna laugh, you know.
15:35Whilst you can.
15:36Help!
15:39You don't have to do this Aoife.
15:42Yeah.
15:42It's just a phenomenal bus with fluffy headdress and cup holders.
15:48Holt promised it to us.
15:50I'm not losing it to another sport.
15:54Close your eyes.
15:55Just picture the jump.
15:57I can do this.
16:00I can do this!
16:02I can do this!
16:04Remember to open your eyes!
16:08Oh no!
16:10I can't!
16:11Help!
16:12Help!
16:14Help!
16:18What?
16:19You're gonna win!
16:20Look out!
16:22My bad everyone!
16:24Just ignore me!
16:26Alright, okay, I'll surrender.
16:27Please, not the hair!
16:29Please, not the teeth!
16:31Lyla!
16:33Help!
16:33Help!
16:39Ah, Connor.
16:41What are you up to?
16:43Absolutely nothing shifty, Mr. Holt.
16:46We both know that's not true though, don't we?
16:49Do we?
16:51You know, most people will be too scared of going too far and getting expelled to prank me at all.
17:00Expelled?
17:01Permanently.
17:02But you boys...
17:04You just live on the edge, don't you?
17:07Consequences be damned.
17:09And I respect that.
17:11Toodle pip.
17:12Clangor!
17:13No!
17:26You broke my edge!
17:34That's so unfair!
17:35No one ever gets my good side!
17:37They went that way!
17:40Saw Ben's in Medical Bay and the Vipers think I injured him on purpose.
17:44And the athletes weren't very happy with me when I ruined their race.
17:47I'm surrounded by unforgiving people.
17:50There she is after us!
17:53She's throwing a basketball kit!
17:55She went that way!
17:57Jamie, save me!
18:02My uncle's your boss!
18:04Calm down, it was an accident!
18:06Er, Aoife, you know the school's policy on nearly impaling students.
18:12It's frowned upon.
18:13Step away from him, Aoife.
18:15Yeah, I can't bear to see you in drab prison clothes.
18:18Relax, Vipers, I've apologised!
18:21Er, I didn't hear an apology.
18:23And I have wonderful ears.
18:27I can't believe we're hiding when we should be prankarising!
18:31Just until the cut off at 12.
18:33It's embarrassing.
18:34Nobody knows we're in here.
18:38This is weird.
18:40Even for you two.
18:41Er, we're not hiding from Mr Holt in case he makes us prank him.
18:44If that's what you're thinking.
18:45Yeah, sure you're not.
18:47Thought you guys were meant to be the ultimate prank masters.
18:52Jessica knows our reputation.
18:54Clangor.
18:55If we do it just before the cut off, then he won't have time to retaliate.
18:59What about expulsion?
19:01The end of my promising career in hedge fund management.
19:04It's a risk I'm willing to take.
19:08Okay, I'm sorry, but you don't realise how much we need this bus.
19:11Mr Holt never gives basketball anything because it's not football.
19:14Yeah, you know what else isn't football?
19:17Strawberry jelly.
19:18A field full of ponies.
19:21Prime numbers.
19:22Boxing gloves.
19:24Dynamite.
19:26Athletics.
19:27That's what I was going to say.
19:28Look, that rubbish bus he gave you as a prank is the one we've been using all season.
19:34He thinks we're a joke.
19:35He thinks that about us too.
19:38So we're all agreed this is Holt's fault?
19:42No.
19:46Look, you were the one that sent my team to the wrong competition to get Midvale sucks chanting at them.
19:54I'm sure that's not what's happening.
19:58Midvale sucks! Midvale sucks! Midvale sucks! Midvale sucks! Midvale sucks!
20:15So, I promised Holt we'd win something shiny.
20:18He'll need a dinosaur egg for the massive cup whirlwind later.
20:21In exchange for a wicked bus.
20:23So shiny!
20:25But then he tricked me, so I pranked him back with a genius plan, which slightly backfired.
20:31Shouldn't you be at basketball?
20:33Oops!
20:34When we ended up in athletes land and then Ben was like, we're so much better than basketball.
20:40So I made a bet with him.
20:41I bet that my team does better at your sport than you do at ours.
20:47Which ended in an accident that could have happened to anybody.
20:51Look out!
20:53Nobody's fault.
20:54But now no one's getting a bus.
20:56And it turns out Athletics Club gets treated a lot worse than we do.
20:59So, that's why I'm gonna do this.
21:02We should just share the good bus.
21:04Us and old football teams need to stick together.
21:07But we won't have a bus at all unless we win something.
21:10They won't let us try again.
21:11Yeah, the officials really hate us.
21:15No, they hate basketball players.
21:19He said, twerk some for real one.
21:22He won the speed after the jiggle and then some.
21:25It's the weekend, so you know we got plenty time.
21:27Put on the show, yeah, baby girl, get in line.
21:32Okay, vipers.
21:33We all know what we're doing.
21:35First leg.
21:36Second leg.
21:37Third leg.
21:38Glory leg.
21:39I've only got two legs.
21:40Okay, it's a sprint.
21:41But you still need to pace yourselves.
21:43Leave enough in the tank just for the changeover.
21:45And do not let your tongs flop out.
21:48Would that slow you down?
21:49Worse.
21:50Ruin the photos.
21:53Zara, got your RDR book?
21:55Life is fast.
21:56300,000 kilometers per second.
21:59Can I have the bat on, Char?
22:00Her name's Bat Bat.
22:02Okay, mid-vale on three.
22:04One, two, three.
22:06Mid-vale!
22:08Let's do this.
22:11Staff announcement.
22:12Can all teachers please remember to brush their teeth in the morning?
22:15We've had several complaints from my nostrils.
22:20That was a sheep.
22:27No sheep in school.
22:29Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
22:36Come on, come on.
22:39You've got this, Zara!
22:41Ready?
22:42Ready?
22:43Ready?
22:43Now!
22:44Perfect.
22:45Now run!
22:46Come on, Char!
22:50Oh, we're still gonna win this.
22:53You're doing amazing!
22:54Keep going!
22:55Come on!
22:55Go on!
22:56Go on!
22:59Oh, no!
23:00I'd have fallen behind!
23:02I can't watch this!
23:03We're falling behind!
23:04We need to do something!
23:05Come on, Nyla!
23:06Go, go, go!
23:08Yes, Nyla!
23:09Keep going!
23:09Come on, Nyla!
23:11Ife!
23:15It's all in the throw.
23:22That's it!
23:23Ife!
23:24Remember to-
23:26You have to wait for the baton!
23:30Ife!
23:31What you doing?!
23:33Nyla!
23:34It's all in the throwing!
23:45Woo!
23:46Yes!
23:47Go on, Aoife!
23:51Yes, we've won!
23:54Yeah!
23:55What's going on?
23:56I can only see my hands.
23:59What? You should be happy.
24:01Well, I was totally against the rules.
24:02You've been disqualified.
24:04Again.
24:04I can only see my hands.
24:05What? You should be happy.
24:06Well, cheer up.
24:07You've still got eight more races to run yet?
24:19No. No. No. No.
24:21No. No. No. No.
24:36You two.
24:38Where is it?
24:40Do you know what he's talking about, Connor?
24:43I've no idea, Klanger.
24:45Bringing a sheep to school
24:47is in violation of school rules,
24:49of health codes,
24:50of farming etiquette,
24:52and a violation of the sheep's human rights.
24:55That's very interesting.
24:57But why are you telling us?
25:00Why?
25:01Why? Because...
25:07Would you like to see my art projects, Mr. Holt?
25:14You've been pranked!
25:16You think you've won?
25:19That's funny.
25:20But just you wait.
25:22Nah. It's 12 o'clock.
25:25That's a call.
25:26You've officially lost the prank battle, Mr. Holt.
25:30And seeing as we didn't actually break any of the rules
25:33you just mentioned...
25:35You can't punish us either, can you?
25:39Can you?
25:42I'll see you next year.
25:45April fooled you, Mr. Holt.
25:47See you next year.
25:51Boom.
25:53We have 12 months to move schools.
26:02OK, so, we didn't win any medals.
26:05And we're losing the bus.
26:06But we did make Midvale's athletics proud!
26:10Sort of.
26:12But on the plus side,
26:13I'll be asleep soon.
26:18I still can't believe you did 36 events.
26:23You did 36 events?
26:25Well, she was disqualified from two of them.
26:27Still?
26:28That's...
26:29I know.
26:30Totally crazy.
26:32It's a record.
26:35And does this record come with any kind of prize?
26:38I don't know, say, a certificate, a badge,
26:42or maybe even a medal!
26:45See?
26:45Shiny.
26:46So, we'll see.
26:47Fine.
26:49Congratulations, I suppose.
26:51Thanks, Uncle Holt.
26:52But I couldn't have done it without the help of the Vipers.
26:55He didn't do anything.
26:57To be fair, neither did we.
27:00And where is Ms O'Neil?
27:01I'd have thought she'd be the first one to gloat.
27:03She's had a tiring day, sir.
27:11I'll see you later.
27:12Bye.
27:13Bye.
27:15Bye.
27:18Bye.
27:23Bye.
27:26Bye.
27:26Bye.
27:31Bye.
27:35Bye.
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