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00:17We should go. We promised we'd help with breakfast, so...
00:21Hey, let's go to your room instead. Your brother's not watching us.
00:25I don't know, Bryce. I'm really not feeling this.
00:29Bryce, I don't want to have sex with you right now.
00:32Hey, just let me stick it out.
00:34What?! Ew, no!
00:35But you've never put out.
00:37Yeah, because I'm a virgin, Bryce. We talked about this.
00:40And you know what? Morning sex with bad breath and my brother standing five feet away don't exactly turn me
00:44on, okay?
00:46But I thought you were supposed to be a slut.
00:52What? Why would you say that?
00:53It's what everyone says.
00:55Ugh! You know what? We're done, okay? Get off me.
00:59Babe, come on. It's a good thing.
01:01Oh, what's going on? I heard yelling.
01:03You know what? This is all your fault, actually.
01:06What's the matter? You can't stop thinking about me while you're making out with your boyfriend?
01:10Ex-boyfriend.
01:11What the hell, Sundar? Come on, don't be like that.
01:14No, you know what? You only wanted me for my body because you heard all those goddamn rumors.
01:18I didn't start those rumors.
01:20Oh, but you sure inspired them, didn't you?
01:22And now my own boyfriend is calling me a slut.
01:24Hey, for the record, I said I want you to be a slut.
01:27What the fuck did you say?
01:29Don't touch me. Don't touch me, man. Get off me.
01:32Corbin, don't!
01:33No, let go of me. Let go of me.
01:34You know he's gonna tell Coach!
01:37Look, I want to Bryce beat down more than anything.
01:40Especially since he got with my sister in the first place.
01:44But we get into one more fight, man, we're off the lacrosse team.
01:49Hello.
01:51Did I just walk in on some sort of mess-up menage a trois?
01:55Bryce was just leaving.
01:58Stay away from Sumner.
02:01Where am I supposed to sleep?
02:02Half the class is staying at the lake this week.
02:05Daisy Cooper's right down the street.
02:06Go crash on her couch.
02:07Just get your shit and go.
02:18You okay?
02:20You can stop acting like you care about me.
02:22He's gone.
02:23Who says I'm acting?
02:24If you're waiting for me to thank you, then don't hold your breath.
02:27Or you know what? Do.
02:29And then I'll finally be rid of you.
02:45Bryce was supposed to be different.
02:47He was the new kid.
02:48He didn't grow up hearing all that crap about me being a slut.
02:50You do realize I didn't spread those rumors, right?
02:53No.
02:54You just untied my bikini, so I flashed the entire eighth grade pool party.
02:57Okay.
02:57If there was some way I could prove to you how much I regret it, I would do it in
03:00a heartbeat.
03:01Um, public humiliation would be nice.
03:04Hey, I can work with that.
03:06That's something.
03:08Look, Sum, I've known you since you were five years old, and believe it or not, you didn't always hate
03:12me.
03:12Funny.
03:13I don't remember that.
03:15I know you're pissed about something, and I know it's more than just me.
03:19You know, the worst part about being called a slut is...
03:21You know, I've never even...
03:27You know what? Forget it.
03:29You don't know anything about me.
03:31I know you shouldn't have been with Bryce in the first place.
03:34Why?
03:34Because of the lacrosse team's stupid bro code?
03:37I mean, yeah, there's that, definitely.
03:39But no.
03:39Mainly because you're just way better than him.
03:45I mean, I don't get the appeal with that guy.
03:47What's his thing?
03:48He got like a huge cock or something?
03:53No.
03:54I mean, I don't know, okay?
03:57I never saw it.
04:00What?
04:01Oh.
04:02Oh, okay.
04:08I was never gonna date Bryce forever.
04:10I was just...
04:11sort of...
04:12Using him for his body.
04:15Okay, well, it sounds bad when you say it.
04:17I don't know, I just thought...
04:19Spring break, no parents.
04:22I didn't want to go away to college next year without...
04:26You didn't want to graduate high school a virgin.
04:29Well, now I will, thanks to you.
04:31Come on.
04:33I know you have this whole...
04:35Lame all your life problems on Corbin thing going on,
04:38but there is no way you can blame that on me.
04:40Oh, really?
04:41Watch me.
04:43Corbin Montgomery is the bane of my pathetic and sexless...
04:47Existence.
04:48See?
04:49There.
04:50Easy.
04:51You were with Bryce for like four months.
04:53Why didn't you just do it then?
04:56Because...
04:56Because, I don't know, it just didn't feel right.
04:59Or good.
05:04What?
05:06No, it's just I've heard of guys not being able to get their girl across the finish line.
05:11Just never had that problem, so...
05:13Aren't you special?
05:16Oh, believe it or not, I actually enjoy making my girl feel good.
05:20Well, you know what?
05:21Maybe I don't need it to feel good for my first time.
05:23I mean, half the school's here, I can just pick someone and get it over with.
05:27No.
05:28No, what?
05:29No, your first time needs to be with someone special.
05:34Someone who sees you.
05:44To people in these days.
05:45We don't want to...
06:01No, it's good.
06:05You know what, I mean.
06:05You know, nothing, nothing, nothing new.
06:07She must not be trying too hard.
06:10Because for a second there, it seemed like you were catching feelings.
06:14Feelings? Me?
06:15Dude, come on, I don't do feelings.
06:18And especially not for my sister.
06:20I mean, you'd never do that to your best friend, right?
06:24No, of course not.
06:26I mean, she's like my sister too, bro. Come on.
06:41You're never gonna win like that.
06:44Definitely not now that you're here.
06:49You gotta slow it down.
06:51You know, feel it out. Every game is different,
06:53but that's kind of what makes it fun.
06:58What is?
07:00Figuring out exactly what move you need to make.
07:07To score.
07:09And feel good while doing it.
07:13I have a feeling you're not talking about the game, are you?
07:18Look, if you want to lose your virginity before you graduate,
07:21and you want it to actually feel good,
07:23you should let me be your first time.
07:28Adam would never forgive us.
07:30He leaves a day early, we could do it then.
07:32Just a one-time thing.
07:33Adam is your best friend.
07:35And he's my brother.
07:37You really want to jeopardize that?
07:38Why are you even suggesting this?
07:40Maybe I owe you one.
07:43You can't even make me feel good standing in a room together.
07:48Sex with you would be like, like the dentist.
07:52Painful, awkward, and gag-worthy.
07:55I don't mind a little gagging.
07:57Look, the way I see it,
07:58we would round the bases before we took it home.
08:02What does that mean?
08:07Well, first I'd kiss you.
08:14I'd make it feel like it actually means something.
08:17Because it does.
08:20And then I would slowly touch you.
08:27Everywhere except where you want it the most.
08:30And then when Adam leaves, we take it home.
08:41Hey, son, do you want a tan?
08:45Whoa!
08:47And what's going on here?
08:50Nothing.
08:51I had something in my eye.
08:54Mm-hmm.
08:55I didn't realize you had eyes between your legs now.
08:58Get your mind out of the gutter.
09:00Yes, let's tan.
09:01I'll get changed.
09:04Let's go.
09:05You want some room?
09:05Mm-hmm.
09:05No, no, no, no.
09:07It's just a thing.
09:17You want some room?
09:19Is there anything else?
09:19You want some room?
09:19No, I don't know.
09:19You want some room?
09:21Yes, sir.
09:31You want some room?
09:33Yes, sir.
09:34I'm not letting you anywhere near my bikini strings. Thank you all good. Wasn't thinking about that anyway
09:47Sit back relax enjoy the view
10:00Didn't take you for a foot fetish kind of guy
10:05Well, these aren't just any feet are they
10:09You know what if you can't make me feel good
10:12I'm not gonna want to sleep with you. Okay, that's a good question. Um
10:18Well, I guess we have a little bet on our hands then don't we yeah, and when you lose
10:25You need to totally humiliate yourself. Okay. I can come up with something
10:30I'm not gonna lose
10:31We have a deal
10:34Do your worst
10:36So you can stand
10:39Enthusiastically
10:44Time to suffer
10:55Yeah, you know what? No, I'm not doing the ice plunge
10:58What's wrong some you scared? I'll beat your record
11:01All right, fine
11:31Time to make you suffer
11:32Oh
11:33Let me get you
11:35Bombs
11:40You can get out any time. I would gladly take the window
11:43after
11:46Later
12:10You know, I could actually get used to this.
12:12Hmm.
12:13Me too.
12:13The water's feeling nice and warm.
12:15I wasn't talking about the water.
12:20You know I can't trust anything you say, right?
12:23Now that you want to get in my pants.
12:27You remember that game we used to play when we were kids?
12:29We'd pretend to be, like, wizards and monsters and whatever.
12:34Yeah, and you were a troll.
12:36I was a knight.
12:38Thank you very much.
12:39But you remember what we used to do when we wanted to stop being pretend?
12:43Like when we wanted to talk to each other for real?
12:54I really enjoy hanging out with you like this, though.
13:00Well, this is not a game.
13:02And we're not kids anymore, Corb.
13:04You know, you can take the win.
13:06I give up.
13:08Some wins.
13:11Weak sauce, man.
13:18Congrats.
13:20This whole you being nice thing isn't gonna work.
13:42You're still mad at me?
13:47Hmm.
13:48Does that mean our bet's off?
13:50After you let me win yesterday?
13:52Not a chance.
13:55You know I want to make you suffer.
13:57Right?
13:59How are you gonna do that?
14:00Well, I've been thinking, you know, this is probably harder for you than it is for me.
14:08So, if I can get you to quit, then I win, you lose, and you still have to humiliate yourself.
14:19So, your big plan is to try and get me to quit?
14:24Yeah.
14:27I mean, we both know I'm never gonna sleep with you.
14:30But that doesn't mean that I can't torture you.
14:35I'm gonna get you so worked up that you can't help yourself but quit.
14:44Oh, yeah?
14:46And how are you gonna do that?
14:54Oops.
14:55Looks like I spilled.
15:09That's a good girl cleaning up your mess.
15:12How about I get the rest for you though?
15:20You know, since our bet's still on, why don't we hit first base?
15:24What do you say?
15:27Why not?
15:31Not a girl.
15:53There you two are!
15:58Oh, am I interrupting again?
16:00No, not interrupting and not again.
16:02Here, do you want some?
16:03Duh.
16:06Which one?
16:07Slasher zombies or slasher vampires?
16:10Uh, vampires.
16:11Oh, hey, this started.
16:13Thanks.
16:16You've gotta be kidding me.
16:18I don't know what you're talking about.
16:20Girl, be so for real.
16:22Adam might be blind, but I can see the sparks flying between you two like the 4th of July.
16:26Well then, you should get your eyes checked.
16:29Oh.
16:42Adam, you want a carpet picnic with me?
16:44Let these two have the couch?
16:46Sure.
16:47Better sit six feet apart.
16:49Give me some of that ice cream.
16:51Come on down, son.
16:52Take a seat.
16:55What?
16:55Too scared of this one?
16:58Says the guy who cried at the end of Friday the 13th.
17:01Because I was sad.
17:02She was doing it for her kid.
17:04You would sympathize with a serial killer.
17:08Don't worry.
17:10I'll protect you.
17:11Protect me from yourself.
17:36What are you doing?
17:38Just waiting for the right moment.
17:40Corbett.
17:41What?
17:42I'm not reckless, I'm just opportunistic.
17:46My brother and my best friend are sitting five feet away.
17:49Doesn't bother me.
17:50I was thinking maybe second base?
17:52You're unbelievable.
17:54Is that a no?
17:58You're insane.
17:58if you think you're going to try anything.
18:00Yeah, you sure about that?
18:07Okay.
18:25I'm going to stop.
18:40No!
18:41I'm too cute to eat.
18:49Time for bed, I think.
19:13Oh my god.
19:16are you
19:18what you coming here to help me out
19:20what no i
19:26like what you see
19:27no no god no
19:32excuse me
19:33just grabbing a towel
19:39well i guess my plan's working
19:41oh yeah how do you figure
19:43it could last 24 hours
19:45how are you going to survive the whole week
19:47i mean i don't mind taking care of myself
19:49before the real deal i hope
19:51you're doing the same thing
19:52i don't need to thank you very much
19:55yeah you sure about that
19:59i'm gonna go use the other bathroom
20:00okay you go do that
20:08look at this go
20:10there we go
20:13knock knock knock
20:16hey party people
20:17hey daisy what's going on
20:21grace and the other girls
20:22are staying in tonight
20:24and taking it easy
20:25to leave before i lost my will to live
20:28so did bryce end up crashing with you
20:31yeah he's been in his room all week
20:33playing machine gun kelly on repeat
20:36i broke into grace's parents liquor cabinet
20:39who wants a shot
20:40oh i'm down
20:41why not
20:42okay
20:43yeah
20:48you want a lick corp
20:50it's my favorite flavor summer cherry
20:53i'm okay i'm more of a chocolate guy anyway
20:58trust me
20:59it's so good with vodka
21:01it's like a pre-chaser
21:12all right
21:13for spring break
21:15spring break
21:26let's play a game
21:29suck and blow
21:30gross no i'm not playing that with my brother here
21:34um sardines
21:35oh yes
21:37i always love this house for sardines
21:39great
21:39i'll hide first
21:41okay
21:41i need a breather
21:42especially after that shot
21:57how did you find me so fast
22:00this has been your spot since we were kids
22:02i won't tell adam don't worry
22:05adam couldn't find the laundry room if i drew him a map
22:08i saw you shooting daggers at daisy out there
22:10you saw no such thing
22:12you jealous
22:15no i'm just worried that you're gonna get mono
22:19oh so you're worried about me
22:27you know you don't need to be jealous right
22:43sit down
22:44what
22:45sit down
22:49you know since you won't take care of yourself i think i have to take care of you
22:53take care of me how
22:57time for third base
23:11well i found the retainer i lost when i was 12 but no sign of sumner and corbin
23:17i knew this game was stupid
23:19let's just call it
23:21ollie ollie oxenfree
23:38finally
23:40it's been forever
23:41how'd you guys not get totally bored
23:46we had fun sneaking around
23:49well i got sober looking for you two
23:52i'm gonna grab another drink mia
23:54you want one
23:55yeah i'll go with you
23:59excuse me
24:05sumner let's dance
24:08okay
24:08yeah
24:24do you really want to give them this show
24:28what'd you have to lend
24:30hope you're watching corbin
24:46summer cherry
24:47i can taste it on your tongue
24:51you did like sneaking around huh
24:53it's just a game daisy
24:55yeah right
24:57you're a whore like everyone says
24:58i don't think so
25:01the rumors are true aren't they some
25:03you're a slut
25:04just like everyone says
25:06you don't get to talk to her like that
25:08what'd you do
25:08let him fuck you in a closet
25:11hey what's going on
25:13get the hell out of here
25:14fine
25:16i don't want this bitch's sloppy seconds anyway
25:19what do you mean by sloppy sec
25:23do you seriously believe anything daisy cooper says
25:26she was fired up
25:27she's a dramatic pick me adam
25:29she'll say anything to be detection
25:31god you're always like this adam
25:33you'll choose anyone over your own sister
25:36just like you did in eighth grade when you laughed with everyone else
25:38i wasn't laughing
25:39yeah well you weren't helping me either
25:41that's your whole deal huh
25:42just humiliate sumner and then let
25:45everyone at school torture her while you guys just stand there and watch
25:48i was defending you back there
25:51too little too late
25:54you can leave me alone
25:57both of you
26:24peace offering
26:28i'm sorry about daisy
26:40i'm sorry about everything
26:43you want to be more specific
26:48i'm sorry about that day at the pool
26:53i wish you could understand how much i regret it
26:58i bet you don't even think about it
27:01uh you'd be surprised some
27:09i used to have the biggest crush on you
27:16obviously i couldn't tell you i couldn't tell anyone
27:18i mean you're my best friend's sister
27:29i guess i just acted out
27:34it's real mature corbin
27:37i was 14
27:38okay you were driving me crazy i couldn't stop thinking about you i couldn't
27:42keep my hands away
27:44so you tormented me
27:48i took it too far
27:49that day
27:53the biggest mistake of my life
27:58i lost one of my best friends
28:00that day so
28:06you want to hand me one
28:08you know how to do this
28:20yes
28:21you shouldn't go that fast
28:24i'm hungry
28:25okay we can't just stick it in and expect it to work out
28:30look at that already on fire
28:33damn it
28:34told you
28:37i don't know why i keep falling for assholes
28:44assholes plural
28:52i'm not admitting anything till you do
28:55what do you mean
29:00you said
29:02you had a crush on me
29:04in middle school
29:07yeah
29:12how do you feel about me now
29:16no
29:18how do i feel about you now
29:25i thought
29:27it was
29:29so obvious
29:34i really want to kiss you right now
29:39what do you want
29:45i want you to take me home
29:48do you want to go home
29:50no
29:55home
30:06hey
30:07what are you doing
30:09i want you to take me home
30:09you love me better than you
30:14it's like we suck
30:16you won't grow up
30:18and i'm getting tired of waiting
30:20it's like we suck
30:23you won't grow up
30:25and i'm getting tired
30:26i'm tired of waiting
30:28for you
30:59i'm getting tired
30:59You love me better than you do
31:03You love me better than you do
31:10You love me better than you do
31:17What the hell are you laughing about right now?
31:23Oh nothing, just about how I won
31:28Carbon Montgomery, is this all just still a game to you?
31:31No, I won, but I'm not talking about a game
31:37Well, it would still be a nice treat if you could still publicly humiliate yourself
31:41I'll show you a treat
31:42Hey!
31:46What the hell are you doing?
31:50Corbin!
31:53My best friend?
31:55My sister?
31:56Adam, it's not like that
31:57First Bryce and now Corbin?
32:00Who's next, son?
32:03It's not like that, Corbin and I actually care about each other
32:05Tell him, Corb
32:07Yeah, Corbin, tell me all about how you've only been my friend so you could fuck my sister
32:11Adam, don't talk like that
32:14Just leave somewhere
32:16Seriously?
32:21We should have never done this
32:24What the hell were you thinking, man?
32:27Hey!
32:29I'm talking to you
32:30I wasn't thinking
32:31Okay, it was a spur of the moment thing
32:34Bullshit
32:34What?
32:35No, I've seen the way you've been looking at her all week
32:38Okay, just drop it, man
32:39Hell, since we were fucking kids, man
32:41What's your problem?
32:43You're not the only one who gets to care about her, Adam
32:46I mean, is this how you're gonna act to every guy she ever fucking brings home?
32:51Maybe I'm not the right guy for her, but someday somebody will be
32:54So you better get your shit together before that day comes
32:56Because sooner or later, she's not gonna take it anymore
33:00Hey, where do you think you're going?
33:01To apologize
33:05I can't believe for one second I thought
33:07Corbin Montgomery actually gave a crap about me
33:10I'm so stupid
33:13You are not stupid
33:15And honestly, I'm proud of you Sumner
33:17You should sign me up for some
33:19Addicted to assholes rehab program or something
33:22Listen, you took a chance
33:24And you opened yourself up in a way that I've never seen before
33:27Yeah, well it wasn't real
33:30It's just
33:32Hormones or something
33:33It was real
33:35I was watching you two all week
33:37It was like
33:38Sitting in front row at a Nora Ephron movie
33:40Yeah, well it doesn't matter anymore because
33:43Corbin's still a coward
33:45I don't know if Adam's ever gonna talk to me again
33:48He will
33:50How can you sound so sure?
33:54Because
33:54Because
33:57Well
33:59There's something I have to tell you
34:08You scumbag
34:09I know what you're gonna say
34:12I
34:12I cannot believe you!
34:13You're such a hypocrite!
34:14You've been hooking up with Mia this whole time!
34:18What?
34:19I told her everything, Adam
34:22Oh, your sister's best friend, bro?
34:26Corbin's right
34:28If you're not cool with him and Sumner dating
34:29Then you and I should break up too
34:32Babe, come on
34:33Don't babe me!
34:34I mean it, Adam
34:36You're being absolutely ridiculous
34:39But she's my
34:42And he's my
34:43Grow up!
34:45Wouldn't it be fun if we could all go on like double dates?
34:50Just like
34:52Don't pity A in front of me
34:54Okay?
34:55Thanks for your blessing, Adam
34:56But we won't be needing it
35:00You couldn't even stand up to your own best friend for me?
35:03Mia came to my defense before you did
35:06Sum, come on
35:06You know, don't call me that
35:09How am I ever gonna trust you?
35:11You're just like how you were in middle school
35:13And you're never gonna change
35:28Sumner, I'm sorry, okay?
35:31You know, you've been saying that for years
35:33I don't believe you
35:34I was an idiot, okay?
35:35I didn't know what to say to him
35:36So you thought saying nothing would be better?
35:39You never stand up for-
35:41No, I was telling the truth
35:43I wanted to apologize to you first
35:46Your words need nothing
36:01Your words need nothing
36:17I don't know, mom
36:18I just wanna spend the night in my own bed, okay?
36:21Yeah, Adam and me are gonna drive back together
36:25I don't know how Corbin's gonna get home
36:26He could hitchhike for all I care
36:28I love you too
36:31Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the show
36:33Adam, are we good over there?
36:35We got this angle crystal clear
36:37What are you guys doing?
36:38Just live streaming to the whole school
36:39Wanna say hi?
36:40No
36:41Okay, well, you're not the main attraction anyway
36:44What's the main attraction?
36:47I'm the main attraction
36:48Oh, Corbin!
36:50Give us a show!
36:53Shake it, boy
36:54I'm gonna kill both of you
36:56Come on, don't you want your girl to know how much she means to you?
37:01No, I do
37:02Sumner Marlo, I need you to believe me when I say this
37:06I wanna be with you
37:08And you were right, you know, words don't always give the whole story, so
37:13Hey!
37:15Hey!
37:17Hey!
37:19Okay
37:27What do you say?
37:34I wanna be with you too, Corbin
37:41Hey!
37:41Hey!
37:42Hey!
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