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00:00:00I want to hear my plea.
00:00:03Please save my child.
00:00:20Rod of a sepulis.
00:00:40Rejuvenate.
00:00:48Praise! She is the healer goddess!
00:00:52No, please!
00:00:54Don't call me that.
00:00:56I'm just glad I could help.
00:01:01Here you go, miss.
00:01:06Why be weighed down by a throne when I can live amongst the common people and help those the most
00:01:10in need?
00:01:23You must be rushing off to go find your jewels, because only a sackless coward would hit a puppy and
00:01:28run!
00:01:31Aw, it's okay, little guy. I'll fix you right up.
00:01:41Right rewrites the wrong.
00:01:45Rejuvenate.
00:01:50See? Good as the day you can kicking out of your mother's womb.
00:01:56Come on, Cleo! Let's go!
00:02:08Hey, hey, hey, hey!
00:02:13Please. My brother's been in a coma the last two years.
00:02:18We have no idea what the illness is.
00:02:20If anyone can help cure him, we will pay you handsomely.
00:02:23Be Lysander Armstrong!
00:02:24His military family basically owns the entire global stock market!
00:02:29He's so hot!
00:02:31Does he come with the money?
00:02:32Yes. He'll even marry you if you can cure him.
00:02:35Money. Fame. Power.
00:02:36It's all yours.
00:02:43Are we still moving forward, Miss Trixie?
00:02:45Yes. Give the presidential contract to Marissa.
00:02:49Oh, I have another call coming in.
00:02:52Grandma!
00:02:53I'm dying! Save me, Trixie!
00:02:57Grandma?
00:02:59Grandma.
00:03:00When are you getting married? I'm already a hundred years old.
00:03:04I'm gonna keep you healthy forever, Grandma.
00:03:06And Butch is still on deployment, so that's why I haven't been married yet.
00:03:12Oh, but why marry a vegetable when I can bang a younger stud like you?
00:03:19You're talking about my brother's life. I don't have time for jokes.
00:03:24Oh, no!
00:03:33Please go feed your dog, Miss. Don't let it starve like you.
00:03:36Oh, kind stranger. Let me repay you by granting you a wish.
00:03:40Grant me a wish? That you can barely feed yourself.
00:03:43The downfall of humanity. It all starts with the loss of faith.
00:03:48What?
00:03:49Oh, Jesus.
00:03:51Giving me a migraine.
00:03:52Are you telling me to pray to God because we've been doing that?
00:03:55I'm telling you to have some faith in me.
00:03:58Okay, uh, I wish for you to cure my brother's illness.
00:04:03Can you do that?
00:04:04I can topple mountains and make a king out of a frog if I wanted to.
00:04:08Cleo, stay right here for a second.
00:04:10Don't go too far, Cleo.
00:04:15Hold still.
00:04:22What? My migraine's gone.
00:04:24Okay, then let's go.
00:04:26If you can cure my brother, he'll even marry you.
00:04:29Come on. Come on.
00:04:30Oh!
00:04:44How is he?
00:04:45What is the diagnosis?
00:04:47Remember, you will not marry him unless you cure him.
00:04:50I'm sorry. I don't know what this is.
00:04:52Aren't you the queen of medicine?
00:04:54You're supposed to be one of the best.
00:04:56Don't worry, General.
00:04:57I'm the angel herbalist and I have mastered all healing methods of the East.
00:05:02I can detect what condition your son has with just one needle.
00:05:23I have no clue what this is.
00:05:26Oh, it looks like the angel herbalist doesn't live up to her name after all.
00:05:32That's why we saved the best for last.
00:05:34Me, the witch doctor.
00:05:36I'll save your son, Lysander.
00:05:49He's not budging. There's no movement.
00:05:51Truly, I have saved thousands of patients all over the world, but I don't know what this is.
00:05:58Lord, I've scoured the earth for the best doctors. They've tried all these methods and they've all failed.
00:06:04If we can't save him, there's only one person who can.
00:06:09Who?
00:06:12The goddess of healing.
00:06:16Wait a second. You're not talking about the legendary goddess healing.
00:06:20That's correct.
00:06:21Her right rewrites the rond and her left leaves the bereft.
00:06:26That's her motto.
00:06:28It's what makes her a sage amongst mortals.
00:06:30We are nothing compared to her.
00:06:33She is eccentric and elusive.
00:06:36No one has ever seen her before.
00:06:38If this legendary healer is the only one that can truly save my son.
00:06:42I don't care if I go bankrupt.
00:06:45I will find her.
00:06:46James, come.
00:06:48Put out a bounty.
00:06:50To the entire world.
00:06:51Whoever finds the goddess healer will get the five million dollars.
00:06:55There's no need.
00:07:10I'll save your son.
00:07:13Who the hell is she?
00:07:14Dad, she says she can cure Lysander.
00:07:17She's gonna save your brother?
00:07:19Don't be ridiculous.
00:07:20How can this shit-stained hobo cure your brother?
00:07:24Exactly.
00:07:25God, the unemployed are getting crazier and crazier.
00:07:28She's trying to scam her way into marrying the rich.
00:07:31Ew!
00:07:32She even brought a filthy dog with her.
00:07:35I bet it has fleas.
00:07:36That flea-infested dirty thing is your companion.
00:07:41Don't try to steal Lysander Armstrong from us.
00:07:47Don't touch him.
00:07:51They say don't judge a book by its cover.
00:07:53But I can see from all your faces that you've failed.
00:07:56So step aside.
00:07:58I'll take it from here.
00:08:00Could you hold this?
00:08:01Ho, ho, ho, ho.
00:08:02You're not gonna touch my son.
00:08:04I'm the richest tycoon in this country and a former general.
00:08:08I know a gold-digging whore when I see one.
00:08:11I bet she's only here because giving blowjobs on the street corners wasn't paying enough cash.
00:08:17Who knows what an unskilled poor girl like her would do for some.
00:08:21A skinny-ass beggar trying to take advantage of Lysander Armstrong?
00:08:25When he's unconscious?
00:08:27Ew!
00:08:29Disgusting.
00:08:30Go back to being a prostitute.
00:08:31Security!
00:08:32Get this STD-infested peasant out of here now.
00:08:36Let's go.
00:08:36If you throw me out, you're tossing away your son's last chance at life.
00:08:44Sir, we are at our wit's end trying to find a cure for Master Lysander and to no avail.
00:08:49Maybe we should give her a try?
00:08:51You can always deal with her later if she turns out to be a fraud.
00:08:55All right, I'll give you a shot.
00:08:57But I warn you, if you fail, I'll have your and your dog's head mounted on my wall.
00:09:04Is that any way to ask for help?
00:09:06You'd be blessed to have me.
00:09:09And I'm only here to repay your younger son's kindness.
00:09:12But since I'm not welcome here, I'll leave.
00:09:16Devon, come find me when you have a different wish.
00:09:19No, Miss Trixie, my brother is a hero to me.
00:09:23I can't lose him.
00:09:25Well, if he's a hero to you, then that means he must be a good person.
00:09:31My brother's a war hero who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack.
00:09:35Also, he's great with puppies. He'd make a great husband.
00:09:40Who says I want to marry him?
00:09:42As if the number one hottest 30 under 30 would even dream of marrying a penniless bum like you.
00:09:49Only a lunatic would be crazy enough to marry her.
00:09:52I mean, look at her.
00:09:53Even if she cleaned herself up, you couldn't find an ounce of femininity on her.
00:09:58Only those cut from the lowest ranks were bigger over such trivial matters.
00:10:03Continue wasting your time.
00:10:04But I'm saving this patient.
00:10:16Oh, okay.
00:10:19What's happening?
00:10:21What are we doing?
00:10:32Oh!
00:10:33What the hell are you doing?
00:10:36I knew she was a perv!
00:10:38She's definitely trying to steal Lysander from us.
00:10:41Do you all not know that sweat can tell you everything that's medically wrong with a patient?
00:10:44Are you insane?
00:10:45Security, smash her face in for licking my son.
00:10:49He's born with congenital heart disease, has a peanut allergy, and the condition he has is called endogenic cryomorphy.
00:10:57Yeah, right. I mean, no way you got all that just from licking him.
00:11:01Oh, okay.
00:11:01I've studied every disease known to man, right?
00:11:04I even have the badge of universal medicine right here.
00:11:08And I've never heard of endo, cryo, what, what?
00:11:15This?
00:11:22Is worth nothing when I have the real thing right here.
00:11:25What?
00:11:26What?
00:11:27So you think that this crummy walking stick of yours is what, the rod of a sepulius?
00:11:33Why don't you go back to the homeless asylum where you came from if you're going to be this delusional?
00:11:37I agree.
00:11:39I mean, even if she does solve this medical mystery, what is the point of doctors who have studied for
00:11:45years?
00:11:45We are all certified.
00:11:47But Lysander does have congenital heart disease.
00:11:51She's right about everything.
00:11:55Yeah, but if she just throws out a bunch of fake diagnoses, one of them is bound to be right.
00:12:00And again, there is no such thing as endo, cryo, what, what?
00:12:04Endogenic cryomorphy.
00:12:05Oh.
00:12:05And of course none of you have heard of it.
00:12:07Because I just discovered it.
00:12:10This condition only affects those with both CHD and a peanut allergy.
00:12:14The chances are a billion to one.
00:12:16A hundred times rarer than winning the lottery.
00:12:19But lucky for you all, you've hit the jackpot by finding me.
00:12:23What a bunch of baloney.
00:12:25I mean, you wouldn't be homeless if you were actually any good.
00:12:30Precisely.
00:12:31You are just a scamming prostitute.
00:12:33You don't compare to meet us who actually studied real medicine.
00:12:38I bet you were too poor to go to real medical school.
00:12:42Oh, so she went to the stripper circus instead.
00:12:46And now she's here putting on this clown show coming up with fake diseases, which mean nothing if you can't
00:12:52wake him up.
00:12:53Is that supposed to be a challenge?
00:12:56Oh, yeah.
00:12:58If you three incompetent doormats want to show me up, I think you all should grow parts of your brain
00:13:03back.
00:13:04Which, by the way, that condition is called an encephaly.
00:13:08What is that supposed to mean?
00:13:09It means you're being schooled by me, and I'm about to walk all over your medical licensees.
00:13:16Then let's have a bet.
00:13:18If you can't heal him, we'll break your hands.
00:13:23And then you can't pretend to have healing hands anymore.
00:13:29These hands have saved more lives than all three of you combined.
00:13:34You're that desperate to get rid of your competition, huh?
00:13:37Miss Trixie, don't risk your hands for them.
00:13:40There's too many lives at stake.
00:13:44Don't worry. I got this.
00:13:48It's a deal.
00:13:50I'll save Lysander Armstrong.
00:13:53No one is dying on my watch.
00:14:01Lysander Armstrong has been in a vegetative state for two years.
00:14:08Are you stopping me because you're scared I'd actually succeed?
00:14:11Homeless or not, if you save my son, I'll give you everything.
00:14:24I'll even have Lysander, my heir, marry you.
00:14:27I'm not doing this for the money or for a wealthy husband.
00:14:30I just believe in helping good people and doing the right thing.
00:14:35Prepare a Jacuzzi set at exactly 113 degrees Fahrenheit.
00:14:38Wait, wait, wait, wait. What for?
00:14:40Don't listen to her.
00:14:42She probably stinks so bad that she just wants a bath to wash the homeless stench off of her.
00:14:47Firstly, this is called greatness.
00:14:50Secondly, even if you drown yourself in plastic surgery,
00:14:54you couldn't get rid of your own ugly moral character.
00:14:58What? Did you just call me?
00:15:02There's a man's life at stake here, and you're standing in my way.
00:15:07Don't don the mantle of doctor when you're only capable of harm.
00:15:10Now stop getting in my way, or I promise you, you will be bubbling at the mouth very soon.
00:15:17Oh, yeah?
00:15:17Hey, you wanna see real pain? Where's the dog?
00:15:20Well, put down the dog!
00:15:21With pleasure.
00:15:38Left leaves the wrong breath.
00:15:44You don't deserve to call yourself a doctor.
00:15:50She's been poisoned!
00:15:53It was her!
00:15:54Do you see any poison on me?
00:15:57Medicine in the right hands can save lives, but in the wrong hands, it becomes nothing but poison.
00:16:03This bitch isn't good enough to take down the queen of medicine!
00:16:06Do you have one of your antidotes on you?
00:16:08Of course.
00:16:09I've saved entire civilizations with my antidotes.
00:16:13If I wanna save someone, even the Grim Reaper can't stop me.
00:16:32Why is she spitting blood?
00:16:34This wasn't supposed to happen!
00:16:35I thought you said even the Grim Reaper can't get in your way, angel herbalist.
00:16:40This is what I call...
00:16:42Malpractice.
00:16:44This isn't fatal. She'll live.
00:16:46But she deserves a little punishment.
00:16:49Well, where's the jacuzzi I asked for?
00:16:51Jacuzzi is ready?
00:16:52Right this way.
00:16:53Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:16:55What the hell is going on?
00:16:56You say you want your son to live on to give you tons of grandchildren, don't you?
00:17:00Then stop getting in my way. Every second counts.
00:17:05Let's go for a dip, shall we?
00:17:09Hold, hold, hold, hold, hold.
00:17:11General Armstrong, your family is the richest and most powerful in the nation.
00:17:16Are you really gonna let this hobo slut touch your son?
00:17:20Hold on. You two are going in there... alone?
00:17:23If you don't want these drooling vultures to see your son naked, then sure, invite everyone in.
00:17:30All right. But I warn you, no funny business.
00:17:34Thanks.
00:17:35Thanks.
00:17:49Thanks.
00:17:54Hold, wait, wait, wait.
00:17:59Bye.
00:18:00Bye.
00:18:02Bye.
00:18:06Bye.
00:18:11Bye.
00:18:20My friend RaffOUR
00:18:35you really shouldn't leave your precious son in there with that homeless con woman general
00:18:40armstrong exactly what if she gets pregnant by him she could blackmail you for millions
00:18:47that's what i would do if i was that poor and then the armstrong family will be the laughing
00:18:52stock of the nation held for ransom by a homeless woman dad you can't seriously be listening to that
00:18:59we have to have faith where did you actually find this low light uh on the streets are you shitting
00:19:09me you found this bum on the streets are you nuts you don't know her you don't know her background
00:19:14she could be a psychotic murderer that is it general you have to go in and stop this now
00:19:19you're right that's it i'm shutting down this clown show right now james let's go yes sir
00:19:28oh my
00:19:35i told you all to stay out
00:19:42this is a critical moment for you we can't be interrupted otherwise we both die
00:19:51i'm not gonna let this homeless hoochie mama trap my son
00:19:57i'm gonna save him myself
00:19:59no
00:20:03you see that general this isn't just a gull-dicking con woman this is a witchcraft
00:20:10i know what this is this is the dark witch i've heard of her she uses her dark magic to
00:20:17steal the
00:20:18hearts of young handsome men and then she eats them alive
00:20:21oh i'm gonna kill that bitch before she takes my son james get the swat team yes sir
00:20:31you regain consciousness
00:20:42help me i just want
00:20:49something's wrong
00:20:53you were drunk with an aphrodisiac
00:20:56lysander armstrong and his fortune will soon be mine
00:21:01that's one more thing i'm saving you from
00:21:10sir
00:21:11the swat team is here captain morales
00:21:15my son is trapped behind there with a devious man-eating witch
00:21:21i need you to do whatever you can to tear down that door
00:21:24rest assured general armstrong we'll break down that door and bury that bitch alive
00:21:43who the fuck are you and why the hell are we naked
00:21:48good you're awake i'm saving you
00:21:51saving me by bathing with me
00:21:55who are you a fucking spy
00:21:57talk i swear to god i'll have you arrested for this
00:22:02you're the one who's trying to kiss me in your stippor
00:22:07i will never
00:22:07oh really
00:22:22look who's guilty now
00:22:26look i don't know what the fuck this is
00:22:27all right but it is a biological fact
00:22:30a man is attracted to
00:22:33a naked woman
00:22:34and her breasts
00:22:35science okay it just means that my body
00:22:38oh shut up
00:22:38excuse me
00:22:41you're distracted me with your phone
00:22:44and i'm a professional
00:22:46i hear lysander's voice
00:22:47captain do something now
00:22:49ready
00:22:55we're almost there
00:22:57aim
00:23:00get him boys
00:23:01get him
00:23:03fire
00:23:04fire
00:23:07fire
00:23:22those davis seals
00:23:23how is this possible
00:23:25it's not even a scratch
00:23:27i told you this is dark magic
00:23:30of course your earthly bullets won't do a thing
00:23:32no i believe miss trixie is a good person
00:23:35she's not the dark witch
00:23:37young master armstrong you are too easily fooled
00:23:41this homeless psycho doesn't even have the skills to make a living
00:23:45how is she going to save someone else's life
00:23:47that's right
00:23:48the queen angel and i are already the top female doctors in the world
00:23:52if we can't save him
00:23:53no one can
00:23:54except for the goddess healer
00:23:56think about it
00:23:57we heard lysander's voice
00:23:59he's been in a coma for two years miss trixie must have woken him up
00:24:02you're right this homeless girl is maybe the goddess
00:24:09maybe this homeless girl is really the goddess
00:24:11no no absolutely not there is no way this hobo girl is better than us
00:24:17how could you know for sure right now what we need to do is not interrupt miss trixie
00:24:23you're wrong sir
00:24:24this homeless snake is using the forbidden techniques on master lysander
00:24:28it's called borderline revival
00:24:30she uses torturous pain to wake the patient
00:24:34but only temporarily
00:24:35it's a trick
00:24:36to pull the wool over your eyes and ears
00:24:40that means my son is in tremendous pain
00:24:43i'm gonna ask you two to do whatever you can
00:24:45to kill that antler rod bearing witch
00:24:49my son doesn't deserve this
00:24:50he is dying right now
00:24:52naked in a jacuzzi
00:24:54with a smelly vagrant
00:24:55then it looks like it's up to me
00:24:57the witch doctor
00:24:59only i know the right techniques to take her down
00:25:03my son's life is in your hands
00:25:05you heal him i will give you whatever your heart desires
00:25:10i don't know who you are
00:25:12but there is no way i am letting you rip my golden bachelor away from me
00:25:18this is it
00:25:19the finishing touch
00:25:21i must now give you the kiss of life
00:25:24so we can both survive
00:25:44it's poison gas
00:25:46poison gas will smoke them out and end her torture over master lysander
00:25:51poison gas
00:25:52gas my son is in there
00:25:54you're jeopardizing his life as well
00:25:56no don't worry general
00:25:58gold diggers like her only care about themselves
00:26:01soon she'll come out crying to mommy
00:26:04then we can reverse the poison on your son
00:26:07and then he can marry one of us
00:26:09they really won't stop until they get both of us killed
00:26:15i made a promise to you that i'd save you
00:26:18it's now or never
00:26:31what the hell are they doing in there
00:26:34it's been over 10 minutes
00:26:35wait a second
00:26:37you don't think that they're
00:26:39you
00:26:39you suffocated my brother and miss trixie in there
00:26:42don't point your fingers at me
00:26:44if your brother's dead
00:26:45it's because of that homeless gold digger
00:26:47oh my god yeah she's the one who sealed the door shut
00:26:51i mean she probably locked themselves in there on accident
00:26:54miss trixie wouldn't have to do that
00:26:56if you weren't trying to sabotage her from saving my brother
00:26:59this is taking way too long
00:27:02captain morales
00:27:02it's time to get out
00:27:04the big guns
00:27:05these bazookas
00:27:07can flatten even a bomb shelter
00:27:09bazooka
00:27:10she won't be able to hide even if she's the devil himself
00:27:13crap oh my god
00:27:14get back suck
00:27:16ready
00:27:18aim
00:27:18oh shit
00:27:24quit your whining and stand down
00:27:38the parasite's been distracted
00:27:40shoot her dead now
00:27:41do i need to fix your hearing too
00:27:43i said stand down
00:27:47don't listen to her
00:27:48she's a fraud
00:27:49a termite to the field of medicine
00:27:51i just saved this man that otherwise would have died in your care
00:27:55if i'm a termite then
00:27:57you're worse than a disease spreading tick
00:27:59wait a second
00:28:00are you saying you cured my son
00:28:03he'll wake in just a moment
00:28:04you can see for yourself
00:28:06well now you're just asking to be exposed
00:28:09that is it
00:28:10no more stalling general
00:28:11if you won't punish her
00:28:13i will
00:28:17don't hurt her
00:28:23he's a cure
00:28:30his pulse is regular
00:28:32in fact it's never been better
00:28:37there's no sign of illness infection or disease
00:28:48miss trixie did it dad
00:28:50lysander's warm again
00:28:51he's not cold and pale like before
00:28:53and his heart is strong
00:28:54come feel it
00:28:58i saved my son
00:28:59thank you
00:29:00next time
00:29:01don't go seeking medical advice from those with ill will
00:29:04your son would have otherwise died
00:29:06by their greedy and unskilled hands
00:29:08i've learned my lesson
00:29:10i will not let these two nut jobs ever practice their voodoo voodoo magic again
00:29:14wait wait no no
00:29:16there is only one person in the world
00:29:19who is more skilled in the field of medicine than the queen angel and i
00:29:22the goddess healer
00:29:30could you really be the goddess of healing
00:29:33but rumor has it that the goddess of healing is well over 100 years old
00:29:37and you don't look a day after 20
00:29:40it doesn't matter who i am
00:29:42what matters is that the patient is healthy again
00:29:44devon i've repaid your kindness by fulfilling your wish of saving your brother
00:29:48take care
00:29:49no wait
00:29:51miss trixie we still haven't fulfilled our promise to you yet
00:29:54he's right
00:29:55we are men of our words
00:29:57and as i promised you
00:29:58my heir lysander would take you as a wife if you cured him
00:30:01and you did just that
00:30:02of course
00:30:04you're welcome to marry me instead
00:30:05i really appreciate it but i'm sorry i i'm already engaged
00:30:15already engaged
00:30:17i am
00:30:17i've been patiently awaiting his return from deployment for the last three years
00:30:21and he's coming back today
00:30:24but don't be disappointed
00:30:26really i'm no one special
00:30:27i just got lucky with your brother
00:30:30some guru taught me that spa water can cure all kinds of ailments
00:30:33but you're still lysander's savior please
00:30:36let me give you what i promised
00:30:37take the gold
00:30:38no really
00:30:41i don't need anything
00:30:42i just believe in doing good in the world
00:30:48Trixie
00:30:48it's your fiance
00:30:50he's back
00:30:51and he says he's breaking up with you
00:30:55i must go
00:31:02hobo close
00:31:04halo glow
00:31:05i bet the goddess healer is just like miss Trixie
00:31:08it was just dumb luck
00:31:11she's even dumber for not accepting his marriage proposal
00:31:13she could have been the richest woman in the world
00:31:16marrying the hottest
00:31:17most powerful bachelor
00:31:19around
00:31:22i'm gonna marry that homeless woman
00:31:28oh my god
00:31:30i mean i don't know about that homeless bimbo but
00:31:33this is godly
00:31:35no no no no
00:31:37my syndrome was not supposed to be mine
00:31:42i'd rather share him with you than let that penniless ugly bitch have him
00:31:47you two nut jobs are a disgrace to your profession
00:31:50take these two weirdos out of here and revoke their licenses
00:31:53wait no
00:31:54we're not brides
00:31:56no she's just better than us
00:31:59oh my god
00:32:02we were truly blessed to have miss Trixie here huh
00:32:06she's no average jane
00:32:07no she isn't
00:32:08she said it was just dumb luck
00:32:10but if she truly had these special skills
00:32:13why did she wear that shit-stained dress and had an impeccable looking doll
00:32:16but think about the impenetrable walls
00:32:18no normal person could have done that
00:32:20goddess or not
00:32:22homeless or not i don't care
00:32:23i have never met a woman like that
00:32:25i have to find her i have to make her my life
00:32:27she won my heart over too
00:32:29but if my bestest big row wants her
00:32:31i'll help you find her
00:32:33all right listen
00:32:34i need help finding three wedding gifts
00:32:42i'm dumping Trixie
00:32:43so i want you
00:32:44your granddaughters
00:32:45filthy things
00:32:47out of my house
00:32:49now
00:32:50Trixie paid for this house
00:32:51she waited for you
00:32:53for three years
00:32:55she was dumb enough to put my name on the lease
00:32:57and i'm upgrading for a better girlfriend now
00:32:59one with some serious
00:33:00fuck you money
00:33:02so get lost
00:33:03who gave you permission to bark like a rabbit hyena in my house
00:33:13grandma
00:33:14Beatrice
00:33:15Trixie
00:33:16Amore
00:33:18i've been dying to throw this in your face
00:33:19i'm dumping you
00:33:21for your best friend
00:33:22Marissa
00:33:24in fact
00:33:25the wedding's tomorrow
00:33:27so sign over the house
00:33:28now
00:33:34you gave me this ring and asked me to wait
00:33:37and i did
00:33:38for three years while you were deployed
00:33:40yet you cheat on me with my best friend
00:33:43and now you're trying to swindle my home
00:33:47do you have no shame
00:33:48we were together for three years
00:33:50and uh
00:33:50it was a complete waste of my life
00:33:52when i could have been with a loaded girl like Marissa
00:34:00that's how much she would owe me
00:34:01if i was in the rent-a-boyfriend business
00:34:06i see you're fulfilling your highest aspirations
00:34:08of being a low-grade male prostitute
00:34:14oh yeah
00:34:15well Marissa
00:34:18is so much better than you
00:34:19she grew up even poorer than you
00:34:23and now
00:34:23she's the CEO
00:34:25of an entire
00:34:27corporation
00:34:30and you
00:34:32you're still nothing
00:34:34so you think she's an upgrade
00:34:36of course she's an upgrade
00:34:37look what she uh
00:34:40got me for my engagement
00:34:42oops
00:34:43yeah
00:34:44that's maybe worth one millionth
00:34:47the presidential contract
00:34:48i gave her
00:34:54you gave her the presidential contract
00:34:56i certainly did
00:34:57in fact
00:34:59Marissa
00:35:00you and your dimwit brother
00:35:02only have everything you have
00:35:04all thanks to me
00:35:09oh i think she's losing it bro
00:35:11that breakup must have hit her hard
00:35:14you two
00:35:15are the ungrateful cheating scum here
00:35:18my granddaughter
00:35:19supported you
00:35:21and your entire family
00:35:22for three years
00:35:23while you were gone
00:35:24how dare you insult her
00:35:28it's okay grandma
00:35:29let's not stoop to that level
00:35:32poor Edna
00:35:33she still doesn't know
00:35:34what you're doing
00:35:34out there on the streets
00:35:35huh
00:35:35what is he talking about
00:35:37show her bob
00:35:44this is how embarrassingly useless
00:35:46your granddaughter is
00:35:47she didn't purchase this house
00:35:49on her own
00:35:49she was begging on the street
00:35:51for money
00:35:53i can't be caught
00:35:54with a piss poor nobody
00:35:56like you
00:35:56even if you got no game
00:35:58i got street crit
00:35:59i got out of keep
00:36:00you dig
00:36:00the word you're looking for
00:36:02is dignity
00:36:03and you're one to speak
00:36:05cheater
00:36:07is this true tricksy
00:36:12i've been broadening my horizons grandma
00:36:14i want to see how regular everyday people live
00:36:17so that i can help them
00:36:19of course those without substance underneath
00:36:22would never understand that
00:36:24what is that supposed to mean
00:36:25it means
00:36:26the new girlfriend you think is an upgrade
00:36:28is actually a downgrade
00:36:34enough bullshitting already
00:36:35just sign the damn papers
00:36:36and we can each get on with our lives
00:36:51at your wedding i will
00:36:52what
00:36:54if you won't do good by me of breaking things off
00:36:57before two-timing me with my best friend
00:36:59why should i do good by you
00:37:02i'll give you my john hancock at your wedding
00:37:04as my charity
00:37:06to you
00:37:07fucking bitch
00:37:08you better keep your word
00:37:10oh that's rich
00:37:11after tomorrow you will never feel so rich ever again
00:37:14do you remember that
00:37:22tricksy
00:37:23marissa's a millionaire now
00:37:25they'll destroy you
00:37:27they'll destroy you if you show even so much as a hair at their wedding
00:37:30grandma
00:37:31i have to confess something to you
00:37:33i've secretly amassed a fortune worth trillions
00:37:36trillions
00:37:38trillions
00:37:40that would make you
00:37:41the richest person
00:37:43on the planet
00:37:44it's because of the healing hands i inherited from aseplius
00:37:47the god of healing
00:37:49i've saved several world leaders with these hands
00:37:52that's how i was able to give marissa the presidential contract
00:37:56and become the goddess healer
00:37:58it makes me angrier
00:37:59hearing her name
00:38:01knowing how she betrayed you
00:38:02but please
00:38:03tricksy dear
00:38:04i know it must have broken your heart
00:38:07but
00:38:08embellishing your worth
00:38:10and who you are
00:38:11it will only delay the healing process
00:38:14you don't have to believe me just yet
00:38:16after we lost mom and dad
00:38:18because we didn't have the money for their medical bills
00:38:21i vowed that i would do everything i can to serve those in need
00:38:26that's why i'm taking everything back from butch
00:38:28and i'm giving it back to charity
00:38:29you've always had an angel's heart
00:38:32i'm certain you will meet someone
00:38:34who will treat you right
00:38:35who actually deserves you
00:38:38you will see tomorrow grandma
00:38:42oh yeah
00:38:48you said tricksy's crushing your wedding
00:38:50she was bullying us too salsa
00:38:52she's probably trying to extort you
00:38:54now that she knows you're rich as fuck
00:38:57when hope when nobody steps on snake
00:38:59snake bites back hard
00:39:01so let her come and embarrass herself
00:39:03yeah
00:39:04you mean
00:39:07we broadcast
00:39:09that video of me
00:39:13yes
00:39:13her cavewoman's take the 19th century tin can
00:39:17she'll prop me up higher on my pedestal
00:39:19and the whole world sees her in her homeless mess
00:39:21against my presidential glow up
00:39:23let's turn this party into her funeral
00:39:32there he is
00:39:35welcome home brother
00:39:37welcome home general
00:39:41sir
00:39:41the homeless woman who saved you miss trixie
00:39:44this is the file of her ex butch tanner
00:39:46he served with her regiment in the marines
00:39:48you mean the butch tanner that can barely carry supplies
00:39:51well she's been providing for him and his entire family while he's been deployed overseas sir
00:39:55so she waited for him for years and then he betrayed her
00:39:58fucking coward
00:39:59according to intel she's planning to bring it down on them at their wedding
00:40:02then we should join her
00:40:04men
00:40:05i'm only alive today because of that virtuous woman
00:40:07and her incredible power
00:40:09that saved my life
00:40:10so she needs our support
00:40:11will you join me in protecting her
00:40:13yes sir
00:40:14we will allow our lives to protect her
00:40:16sir
00:40:17well let's roll
00:40:33welcome everyone to my wedding
00:40:35today is a very special day for me and butch
00:40:38not only are we getting married
00:40:39but in just one hour my company will be receiving the presidential contract
00:40:43allowing my biomedical company to go public
00:40:49congratulations on the contract once again mrs wickham stowe butch is taking my last name
00:40:55oh and please don't be so uptight secretary cho
00:40:58you are the secretary of the entire u.s health department
00:41:01but this is a partay after all
00:41:04i see some of the most important people in the nation have also arrived to celebrate you
00:41:10the u.s president will also be arriving soon
00:41:14to give you the contract or so
00:41:16it's an honor
00:41:17and that's why sasa is the best wife a man could ever dream of
00:41:22we will make sure the crowd is entertained tonight
00:41:25let the wedding begin
00:41:29not so fast
00:41:30the party doesn't start until i say it does
00:41:55you two really are a match made in hell
00:41:57so i've come to save your guests from this oncoming train wreck
00:42:01i don't recognize it from any of our elite circles who is she
00:42:04uh this is our entertainment for tonight sir
00:42:08just watch
00:42:11trixie what are you doing here
00:42:13this isn't the homeless shelter you lost
00:42:15i bet she's here to bum a meal off us
00:42:17you know being this poor
00:42:21me bum a meal
00:42:22have you forgotten that it was i who bankrolled you two for the last three years
00:42:26and what evidence do you have of that
00:42:28look at me then go look at yourself in the mirror
00:42:31i'm a millionaire ceo
00:42:33even the first woman president will be here any second now to congratulate me
00:42:37and you're nothing but a washed up sewer rat
00:42:40sasa she's like so obsessed with me
00:42:44see everyone
00:42:46butch already cut ties with his ex but she's so shameless and desperate that she'd still show up to my
00:42:53wedding
00:42:53to suck up to me
00:42:54this is what poor sad girls do
00:42:57they beg for scraps from us the rich and glorious
00:43:01projecting much marissa
00:43:03you might feel all high and mighty now
00:43:05but don't bite the hand that feeds you
00:43:08especially when i'm the one who's giving you the contract
00:43:15you giving me the contract
00:43:18you have no skills
00:43:19no education
00:43:21no connection
00:43:22so how could you possibly have a pool
00:43:24to get the u.s. fucking president
00:43:26to give me a billion dollar contract
00:43:28we both share humble beginnings marissa
00:43:31and i saw potential in you
00:43:32even trusted you as my best friend
00:43:34but i recognize now that greed has poisoned you
00:43:38don't be all sore now just because i stole your man
00:43:41this is what us rich girls do
00:43:44they steal from lame spinsters for fun
00:43:47damn right
00:43:48you were too embarrassing for me
00:43:51sasa tramples you any day
00:43:53i can say that now that i'm marrying the rich
00:43:56bravo
00:43:57self-admission of a gold digger
00:43:59quick somebody put that on a memoir
00:44:01sasa she's embarrassing me in front of everyone
00:44:03she'll make her sup
00:44:04don't listen to her everyone
00:44:06she's the gold digging blood sucking leech
00:44:09i don't even have to lift a finger
00:44:10and you're already embarrassing yourself
00:44:12in front of everyone for me butch
00:44:15you may look and sound like a man
00:44:17but you're nothing but a pathetic coward
00:44:20okay enough
00:44:20you know what i always couldn't stand about you
00:44:23your moral posturing
00:44:25but guess what
00:44:26morals are just lies to make you lame girls feel better about yourselves
00:44:30that's why no man will choose you over marissa trixie
00:44:34because i've got the material goods
00:44:35and you're just all empty talk
00:44:37i'm not here to request to be chosen
00:44:40because i'm the one who's doing the choosing
00:44:44see this
00:44:55oh my god
00:44:58is that the billion dollar contract for sasa?
00:45:03the one that's supposed to make us all rich as fuck
00:45:05no absolutely not
00:45:07i i don't believe it
00:45:09you all sound so scared already
00:45:10don't worry
00:45:11this isn't that contract
00:45:14it's the lease to the modest home you try to swindle from me
00:45:20see everyone
00:45:21she's just trying to bluff us
00:45:23but you don't even have the guts to go all the way
00:45:25look at her following orders
00:45:26i ask her to sign over the lease and here she is
00:45:29like a good little uh
00:45:30peasant slave
00:45:31that house is worth all her life savings
00:45:37you want to uh
00:45:38i don't know beg for a little treat while you're at it
00:45:51you misunderstand me
00:45:53i'm here to take back everything i've ever given you
00:45:56and i'm giving it to charity
00:46:04bro
00:46:05she's gone cuckoo in the head
00:46:07she thinks that just because she rented a pretty little dress
00:46:09she can pretend to be a deep pocket investment baddie
00:46:12you wish you had that kind of money to just toss away tricksy
00:46:15it's just a drop in the bucket for me
00:46:17uh i i know what this is
00:46:19you've gone delusional
00:46:21and you think you're cinderella so you can just show up to a fancy party and some prince charming will
00:46:26scoop you into money forever
00:46:27well that's not happening
00:46:29security lock the doors
00:46:30this woman doesn't leave until we're through with her
00:46:36this is where your dreams will die bitch
00:46:42we found miss trixie lysander
00:46:43she's being cornered by her ex and his mistress at the wickham wedding right now
00:46:46butch tanner well he's gonna wish he died in battle after i'm done with him
00:46:51let's go
00:46:55you think a few toy guns scare me marissa
00:46:58i've saved plenty of people for much worse
00:47:02including your head of command butch
00:47:04general lysander armstrong
00:47:06you mean the legendary war hero
00:47:09he's been in a coma for years after he saved the nation from a terrorist attack
00:47:13you're an unskilled
00:47:14unemployed
00:47:15ugly leech
00:47:17so how could you possibly have this magical ability
00:47:19to heal someone like general lysander armstrong
00:47:22no one here is gonna believe you
00:47:24if you really cured the incurable general
00:47:26then sasa is the fucking virgin mary
00:47:29and she's not
00:47:30you're just asking to be humiliated tricksy
00:47:33show them butch
00:47:47she won't leave me and marissa alone because we're rich as fuck now
00:47:52i'm a major in the marines
00:47:54sasa
00:47:55she has
00:47:56a billion dollar biomedical contract
00:47:58with the military
00:48:00approved by the first female president of the united states herself bitch
00:48:04how despicable
00:48:06she's just trying to leech off you like a parasitic gold digger
00:48:10get out of here no one wants to marry you
00:48:12no free meals for the poor
00:48:13do you see this tricksy
00:48:16this is high society
00:48:18so you're either born on a silver spoon
00:48:20or you're as accomplished as me to be here
00:48:22maybe if you do some serious dick sucking here
00:48:26maybe someone will drop a couple bucks in your tin can
00:48:32i already have everything one can dream of
00:48:34but i valued our friendship marissa
00:48:36which is why i came here to give you a second chance
00:48:38to see if you'd apologize and admit to your backstabbing
00:48:42but no
00:48:43you stooped so low
00:48:45it disgusts me
00:48:46nothing is more disgusting than you standing on street corners
00:48:50like a bum
00:48:51and who knows
00:48:52if you've already started offering
00:48:54sexual services
00:48:56well then
00:48:58why don't you get on your knees for me tricksy
00:49:00my brother will never take you back
00:49:03no man will marry an embarrassment like you
00:49:06but make me happy
00:49:07and i might consider making you my personal prostitute
00:49:22how dare you hit my brother
00:49:24i'm never letting you leave here alive
00:49:29don't worry my dear
00:49:30after i'm done with you tricksy
00:49:32not even the goddess of healing will be able to save you
00:49:36oh
00:49:37is that so
00:49:39security
00:49:41get down on your knees
00:49:43and give bob one hell of a blowjob
00:49:45in front of everybody here
00:49:47or i'll pop so many holes in you
00:49:49the men here won't know which one to fuck
00:49:51i don't need to be the goddess of anything to punish you
00:49:54any of the powerful leaders i've saved before
00:49:56could crush you
00:49:57before you even touch me
00:49:59dream on
00:50:01you wish general lysander scooped you off your feet
00:50:03but you weren't good enough for me
00:50:05you're definitely not good enough for him
00:50:07enough
00:50:08you're souring my party
00:50:10so you either get the fuck out
00:50:13or i'm gonna shoot you
00:50:15on the count of three
00:50:16i think i quite like it here
00:50:18two
00:50:30this wine is so delicious
00:50:33one
00:50:34shoot
00:50:37nobody is laying a hand on my future wife
00:50:46it's
00:50:47it's
00:50:58who the hell is this
00:51:03i'm sorry that i'm late
00:51:04did they hurt you
00:51:06no
00:51:06i'm fine
00:51:08but um
00:51:08when did i become your future wife
00:51:12you saved me
00:51:14trixie remember
00:51:15i'm a man of my word
00:51:17they're never gonna hurt you ever again
00:51:19really
00:51:19it was nothing
00:51:21i saved you because you're a good man
00:51:23not because i want you to owe me any favors
00:51:31i see what this is
00:51:33you're the one who cheated on me trixie
00:51:35look at you guys all lovey-dove
00:51:37don't try to pin this on her
00:51:38she waited for you for three years
00:51:40this is the kind of woman of virtue that a man would die for
00:51:45virtue
00:51:47don't make me laugh
00:51:48she's probably out there giving blowjobs for cash
00:51:51no man who in a hundred foot pole would want to touch her she should be happy bob was willing
00:51:57to give her some
00:52:02i see her in the marines
00:52:05i'm a major
00:52:07look man
00:52:07i know trixie is like a
00:52:09i don't know
00:52:10like a seven
00:52:11now that she's all cleaned up
00:52:12but don't waste your manhood on a whiny
00:52:15worthless woman like that
00:52:17a real man
00:52:24never talks about a woman no way
00:52:26you're a coward
00:52:37we don't need to fight fire with fire to deal with the likes of them
00:52:41you're very gracious trixie you know that
00:52:46you're only getting off with it because she's so kind
00:52:48so you're gonna do me the favor of never coming near her again
00:52:50you understand
00:52:51you want to fuck with me you little dipshit
00:52:53i'm a fucking major
00:52:55you're probably lowest rank of the military grunts
00:52:57i'll i'll destroy you
00:52:59do you really not know who this is butch
00:53:02i thought you were in the marines
00:53:03what have you been doing this whole time if you don't know who this war hero is
00:53:08he was just a supply boy
00:53:12war hero
00:53:14is this all part of your plan trixie
00:53:16poor girl
00:53:17did you sell your house to hire this actor so you can feel better about yourself
00:53:22a woman's worth is tied to the man she marries
00:53:24trixie is worthless
00:53:26cause that guy looks like a cowboy
00:53:31a bum girl and a pimp
00:53:33what a pair
00:53:35seems like they don't know who you are since you've been out of action for so long
00:53:39we should try to play some of some more
00:53:40don't you think
00:53:43bring in the wedding gifts
00:53:52what is all this
00:53:53trixie listen i know that you didn't ask for anything after you saved my life
00:53:58but i know that we shared a moment
00:54:03i'm not the kind of man to get close to a woman and then just disappear
00:54:07it's not in my nature
00:54:09unlike somebody else here
00:54:11listen trixie
00:54:13i have never
00:54:14met a woman
00:54:17like you
00:54:18so incredible and kind and beautiful
00:54:21so i know
00:54:23that you're the one for me
00:54:26this guy's either nuts or a really
00:54:28really good actor
00:54:30Oscar worthy
00:54:32Oscar worthy
00:54:33no
00:54:34first gift
00:54:40trixie i know that you just lost your home
00:54:42so i'm gifting you with your own new mansion
00:54:46worth 500 million dollars
00:54:48previously owned by jennifer aniston
00:54:52second gift
00:54:56this contains all the rights to my entire fortune
00:55:00which is now yours
00:55:01entire fortune from a cowboy actor
00:55:04it must be that easy
00:55:05they already spent their entire life savings on this clown show
00:55:08they've got nothing left
00:55:09why sander
00:55:10i really don't care for any of us
00:55:12look i i know
00:55:14i know that you are the farthest thing from a material woman
00:55:17okay
00:55:18which is exactly why
00:55:19well my third gift
00:55:20is um
00:55:23well
00:55:38cleo
00:55:39hey
00:55:41oh my god
00:55:43you found my dog
00:55:48trixie i'm just a man
00:55:50but with you it's so much more
00:55:52trixie amore
00:55:57will you marry me
00:56:00you know i can't say no to this doggo
00:56:06yes
00:56:06i will marry you
00:56:24go go power couple
00:56:26woo
00:56:28okay stop
00:56:29the only power couple here is butch and i
00:56:33let's remind everyone how worthless trixie is
00:56:37no man in their right mind
00:56:40would marry that embarrassing sack of scraps
00:56:43hey
00:56:44i don't care if she's homeless or not
00:56:45but i'm making this woman my wife
00:56:47which means that she will be treated as
00:56:50and cherished as
00:56:51the most precious woman on earth
00:56:53understand
00:56:57you still don't realize that my brother is the most powerful man on earth
00:57:02this is general lysander armstrong
00:57:12as if
00:57:13like the almighty general lysander armstrong would propose to a homeless prostitute like trixie
00:57:19yes the armstrong family basically controlled the global stock market
00:57:23lysander armstrong would sooner marry the princess of england than someone from the lowest rank of society
00:57:28i bet my life you're all just
00:57:30actors
00:57:31then you better enjoy your last breath
00:57:33come on lysander what are we waiting for
00:57:35let's show them what we can do and get revenge for trixie
00:57:37what can a bunch of piss poor people do to us
00:57:39the elites
00:57:41infect us with your poor people bad luck
00:57:43she wishes she could blame her low status on bad luck
00:57:46truth is she's just a useless
00:57:49lazy bitchin bum
00:57:51she's utterly unmarriable
00:57:55i can dispose of them
00:57:57in other means if you don't prefer violence
00:57:59i'd handle them myself but
00:58:03i'll let you do all the heavy lifting
00:58:06go ahead lysander
00:58:14yes hello this is lysander
00:58:15please bankrupt marissa wickham for me
00:58:19oh my gosh i'm so scared
00:58:21anyone these days could call anyone and pretend to be on the phone
00:58:31uh hello
00:58:32yes
00:58:34what
00:58:40i'm a fake
00:58:52are you sure that was the call sasa that that was a real call
00:58:56people don't just suddenly go bankrupt like that
00:58:58my company's dead
00:58:59it evaporated
00:59:01it's a thin air
00:59:05that's impossible
00:59:07who are you
00:59:08what did you do
00:59:09secretary cho
00:59:10you said you're the secretary of health right
00:59:13and you yourself said that the armstrong family owns the entire global stock market
00:59:17could that be how they bankrupted miss wickham
00:59:20then that means
00:59:23you're really lysander armstrong
00:59:26the richest and most powerful man in the country
00:59:30trixie's married
00:59:31the famed war hero
00:59:33the man every girl wants and every man wants to be
00:59:38now you believe me
00:59:39those who do bad will always end up losing everything
00:59:42there's got to be some trick to this
00:59:45you guys are just bums trying to extort money from us
00:59:57i know why you're all over trixie because you've been in the military for so long
01:00:01you don't know what a real woman can do for you
01:00:04let me take you to my wedding chamber and i'll show you a good time
01:00:09do you have your hands for me or i'll have them removed for you
01:00:17i would never be interested in a woman who's as vile and cruel and wicked as you are
01:00:23guess the cheater gets cheated on eventually
01:00:28salsa was just trying to save the company
01:00:30i don't blame her at all
01:00:32your double standards are incredible
01:00:34okay you don't want me fine
01:00:36but there's plenty of other efficiency
01:00:38i can give you a room full of pageant winners
01:00:41eighteen years old
01:00:42fresh for the taking
01:00:50i did that so you wouldn't have to
01:00:52miss trixine
01:00:53thank you devon
01:00:56marissa
01:00:57not only have you backstabbed me
01:00:59your best friend
01:01:00by stealing my fiance
01:01:02but now you'd sell out other innocent girls just to get your company back
01:01:06you're an insult to all good women out there
01:01:09no to all of humanity
01:01:10so now everything that i've ever given you to
01:01:14i'm taking it all back
01:01:18wait everyone stop
01:01:22they're imposters
01:01:27i just got off the phone with the president
01:01:29she said your contract is not getting cancelled
01:01:31because it was assigned by the goddess healer herself
01:01:34so we won't go bankrupt
01:01:36the goddess healer
01:01:38you mean the eccentric and highly elusive sage in the field of medicine
01:01:41approved of my biomedical products
01:01:44yes that's the highest honor anyone can have in the field of health and medicine
01:01:48the goddess healer's motto is
01:01:50the right rewrites the wrong
01:01:52the left leave the wrong bereft
01:01:55that means she's rewarding me
01:01:57the president would never let your company go bankrupt
01:02:00in fact she's on her way now
01:02:04so you're telling me
01:02:06this dashingly handsome motherfucker over here
01:02:09isn't lysander armstrong
01:02:11who the fuck cares who he is
01:02:12if the president and the goddess healer
01:02:14approves of my products
01:02:16who cares about this washed up war hero
01:02:18we can break his legs break his arms
01:02:20no one would even bat an eye
01:02:21she even gave us explicit permission to call upon secret services
01:02:25FBI
01:02:26FBI
01:02:28you're under arrest for fraudulent claims
01:02:30and identity theft
01:02:33gotcha
01:02:38guess I still get the last laugh Trixie
01:02:40no don't arrest her
01:02:43Trixie is a good person
01:02:44please officer don't arrest her
01:02:46grandma
01:02:47mr. Rogers
01:02:49mrs. Williams
01:02:49what are you all doing here
01:02:51the neighbors heard about the breakup between you and Butch
01:02:53we were worried so we came here to back you up
01:02:57listen officer
01:02:58I can attest that Trixie Amoria is a good neighbor
01:03:01she's very kind hearted
01:03:03it would never break the law
01:03:05yes and one time when my daughter needed university tuition
01:03:08Trixie gave her everything she had just to help her out
01:03:12she also paid for my recent heart surgery as well
01:03:14my fiancee really is an incredible woman
01:03:17she's an angel
01:03:19descended from heaven
01:03:25you must be the criminal pretending to be general Lysander Armstrong
01:03:29my brother is not a criminal
01:03:31he's a war hero
01:03:32who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack
01:03:35without him this whole country would have been bombed to ash
01:03:38and that's why it's twice the crime
01:03:40is stealing his identity
01:03:42general Lysander Armstrong only fell into a coma
01:03:44because of the fight with the terrorist
01:03:46and we've received no word that he's woken up yet
01:03:48so this must be an imposter
01:03:51I can tell that this whole dilemma with my identity
01:03:53is causing you a lot of trouble
01:03:54but I promise that I'll get it resolved
01:03:56and we can focus on taking down your scumbag ex
01:04:01if you want to arrest me, fine
01:04:04but don't fuck with my fiancee
01:04:06you don't get to decide, punk
01:04:07let's go
01:04:31get him
01:04:31if you can
01:05:01let's go
01:05:23Is that enough pain, or do you want more?
01:05:34Legend is written all over you, Leicenander.
01:05:39Grandma, meet my new fiancé.
01:05:45Wow, your new fiancé?
01:05:47He's so manly.
01:05:49Much better than your last one.
01:05:51I always knew you'd find someone better.
01:05:54It's Butch's loss.
01:05:55Trixie has always been so much better than Marissa.
01:05:58She's like a shining star in the sky, and Marissa's like a roach in the sewers.
01:06:04Bitch, we name-calling now?
01:06:06I'll drown you out with insults from my side, right, fam?
01:06:09Drown out the poor!
01:06:17See, Trixie?
01:06:18You've got no connections, no power.
01:06:21You can't compete against me even if you have one guy on your side who can fight.
01:06:25We're too honorable to fight dirty like you.
01:06:27So you're using defenseless lives as your shield because you know we won't hurt them.
01:06:32Let them eat cake!
01:06:43You can't shoot all of them.
01:06:44Grab what you can, fam.
01:06:46Attack!
01:07:03You will not hurt a single soul in my presence.
01:07:12What the fuck was that?
01:07:14I don't care what the fuck it was!
01:07:15I'm not letting her make a fool of me at my own wedding!
01:07:25Damn it!
01:07:26Damn it!
01:07:27Damn it!
01:07:27Damn it!
01:07:29You forgot I had a gun too?
01:07:31Haha!
01:07:32That'll teach you from messing with the wig hams.
01:07:34Take Miss Trixie and her family and get out of here.
01:07:36We're cornered.
01:07:37I'll sacrifice myself to fend them off.
01:07:39Devon, you and your brother are both good men.
01:07:42I will not let your injury be in vain.
01:07:45They will be punished.
01:07:49Now hold still for me.
01:07:54Wright rewrites the world.
01:08:05Holy fuck!
01:08:07Did she just reverse the bullet?
01:08:08By chanting the goddess healer's chant?
01:08:10Is she the goddess healer?
01:08:16I'm all better now.
01:08:17And you must succeed.
01:08:19See, I knew that you were no ordinary woman.
01:08:22No.
01:08:23Please.
01:08:24I am just an ordinary girl.
01:08:25Don't put me on some sort of pedestal.
01:08:27Sure.
01:08:29You hear that?
01:08:30She's just some average homeless girl in the streets.
01:08:33She was probably holding out a super magnet that drew out the bullet.
01:08:36While I do not care for glory, I do believe in justice.
01:08:40Marissa and Butch, not only have you betrayed me, but now you've hurt the innocent too.
01:08:45I will make you both pay for your crimes.
01:08:48And who are you to judge me for what I do?
01:08:50God?
01:08:51Wrong.
01:08:53But you're close.
01:08:55Bullshit!
01:08:56I'm gonna show you how the elite can trail board you little lives.
01:09:01You wanna cross the line so bad?
01:09:03Then let's see you try.
01:09:04Charge!
01:09:14The hell is this?
01:09:16This is the line between life and death.
01:09:20Yo, was that extra neon spray paint?
01:09:23I'll admit it looks pretty good, but I'll die before I believe that's magic.
01:09:28You're not the grim reaper.
01:09:29What if it's a trap?
01:09:31That woman has many tricks up her sleeves.
01:09:33We ain't afraid of her.
01:09:34She's nothing but a circus prostitute.
01:09:36Why don't you cross the line and see for yourself?
01:09:40I will!
01:09:44Left leaves the wrong left.
01:09:53I'm fine.
01:09:54Nothing happened.
01:09:55You'll see soon enough.
01:09:57Oh, please.
01:09:58I really wanna die.
01:10:00And you call this the line between life and death?
01:10:02I knew you were just making that shit up.
01:10:04Whoops!
01:10:05Just crossed it again.
01:10:07Whoops!
01:10:07And again.
01:10:09Nothing's happened to you.
01:10:11Stop!
01:10:12Stop!
01:10:16Stop!
01:10:17Stop!
01:10:18Stop!
01:10:21No!
01:10:22No!
01:10:23Hey.
01:10:24What did you do to my brother?
01:10:26I didn't do anything.
01:10:28Your brother just didn't want to heed my warning.
01:10:30I suggest you take him to the U.R.
01:10:33If you don't want your wedding to become his funeral.
01:10:36Come on.
01:10:37Major.
01:10:38Are you not gonna help your own brother?
01:10:40How was he able to cross the line?
01:10:42See, this must be an illusion!
01:10:47Only the pure of heart can cross the line.
01:10:50Will somebody take my brother to the hospital, please?
01:10:59You're so sore I wouldn't marry you, you'd go and hurt my brother.
01:11:02Oh, please.
01:11:03You hurt us first.
01:11:05At first, I was really hurt by your betrayal.
01:11:08But I've come to realize your true colors are that of a snake and a coward.
01:11:12Marissa, thanks for taking this low life from me.
01:11:17You blame yourself for being worthless.
01:11:20You think anyone would want to marry you when you've got nothing to offer?
01:11:25When you wear odd and crazy clothes all day?
01:11:31Don't touch my wife.
01:11:34And instead, Trixie gets a handsome and protective husband.
01:11:40You can daydream all you want now, Trixie.
01:11:42But when the presidential contract arrives, it'll hit you like a fucking truck.
01:11:46That you're nothing but an ugly phony and I'm the queen of everything.
01:11:49Oh, really?
01:11:51Then let me show you how it is I who has everything you want.
01:11:54You've got nothing on me.
01:11:59Yes.
01:12:00Tell the president to get here immediately.
01:12:07Goddess.
01:12:08Madam President, I require your assistance.
01:12:11Yes, we'll be there immediately.
01:12:16Get the VP. We're leaving now.
01:12:21Did she just pretend to call the first woman president of the United States?
01:12:25God, I knew you were cheap, but I didn't know you were crazy, too.
01:12:28I'm so glad I dumped you for Marissa.
01:12:31You're pathetic, Trixie.
01:12:33A secretary to remind everyone how I have the presidential contract coming?
01:12:36Miss Wickham is correct.
01:12:38I was on the phone with the president earlier.
01:12:40Only the most important people have Madam President's direct line.
01:12:44You hear that, everyone?
01:12:45There is no way lowlife Trixie could have called the president by herself.
01:12:51She's just a desperate phony who doesn't get enough male attention, so she's come here to play up her importance.
01:12:57No.
01:12:58My granddaughter would never do that.
01:13:00Reversing time just to heal someone's wound, only the goddess healer can do that.
01:13:05Is Trixie really the goddess healer?
01:13:14Oh, first, your boy toy actor pretends to be the war hero General Lysander Armstrong, and now you, Trixie, are
01:13:21pretending to be the goddess healer who gave me my presidential contract?
01:13:24Is this how the working class think all the time?
01:13:29I never realized how delusional they were.
01:13:31You can only dream of what you can never have while we rub our riches and privilege in their faces.
01:13:37Look, I don't know what circus school you went to, but you trying to make me jealous, Trixie?
01:13:42It ain't working.
01:13:43You can't just fake the...
01:13:47Yeah, but goddess healing power is legendary.
01:13:50It's like real magic.
01:13:51Trixie, you're an angel, but the goddess healing is beyond your imagination.
01:13:57And if we steal her identity just to punish her ex, won't her followers be furious and riot against you?
01:14:05No.
01:14:06Trixie, look.
01:14:08I believe you.
01:14:09You saved me.
01:14:11Whether you're a goddess or not, you did that.
01:14:14No matter what happens, you are a goddess to me.
01:14:18We'll riot against you now.
01:14:20Tear her apart!
01:14:21Tear her apart!
01:14:23Tear her apart!
01:14:24Tear her apart!
01:14:26Tear her apart!
01:14:28The Vice President arrives!
01:14:44Who dare cause ruckus in here?
01:14:50You're General Lysander Armstrong.
01:14:53Wait, what?
01:14:55He's actually General Lysander Armstrong?
01:14:58No, no.
01:14:59We've been through this already once, okay?
01:15:01Right, Secretary Cho?
01:15:03This actor Trixie hired pulled this weird stunt to try to bankrupt me.
01:15:08But you already confirmed with Madame President that I got the contract coming still, right?
01:15:13Yes.
01:15:13We all thought he was a fraud.
01:15:15What I mean is, you're the war hero, General Lysander Armstrong.
01:15:21And how dare you crash Miss Wickham's wedding?
01:15:24The moment you wake up, you fall under this vixen spell?
01:15:28And now you're attacking one of the most important allies to the President?
01:15:31He is the General.
01:15:34Oh, but he's in trouble now.
01:15:36Did you hear that?
01:15:38Even the Vice President knows me as an important ally to the nation's leader.
01:15:42So what if Trixie picked up some washed-up war hero?
01:15:45We got the VP and the President.
01:15:47On our side, you'll always be nothing, Trixie.
01:15:52I told you.
01:15:53Now punish them, Vice President Langley. This is treason!
01:15:56Lysander Armstrong, you are stripped from your military honors and titles.
01:16:05Hurry!
01:16:06The Goddess Healer needs us.
01:16:10You can't do that, Mr. Vice President.
01:16:12My brother is a war hero.
01:16:14He single-handedly saved this country from terrorist attack.
01:16:17He was in a coma for two years.
01:16:18If it wasn't for Miss Trixie, he would-
01:16:20Enough!
01:16:21You speak another word and I will bring down your entire family.
01:16:24Not just your brother.
01:16:27Yeah.
01:16:28It's okay.
01:16:30Mr. Vice President, I've already given my life once for my country.
01:16:33I have no problem doing that again if it means protecting my fiance's life.
01:16:38And let's be honest about one other thing, Mr. Vice President.
01:16:40I never gave a fuck about any damn titles.
01:16:46I truly saved a good man.
01:16:53I will not let you bring ruin to my fiance.
01:16:56And what can you do about it?
01:16:58Oh, Mr. Vice President, I have a swell idea.
01:17:01My biomedical company invented the latest line of poison darts for the military.
01:17:05Let's try it out on them.
01:17:09Hold on, Mr. Vice President.
01:17:10There's no way that you're taking this seriously.
01:17:12Put innocent civilian lives in danger?
01:17:15Despicable!
01:17:15What's more despicable is that you and your filthy companions are disrespecting power.
01:17:21Miss Wickham, you can use full force on them.
01:17:25Did you hear that, boys?
01:17:29Oh.
01:17:39Shoot!
01:17:40Wait, that's the president.
01:17:52What the hell?
01:17:54Hey, idiots!
01:18:02Oh my gosh, I'm so sorry, Madame President.
01:18:06That was...
01:18:07They were totally aiming for Trixie, the fraud in the middle.
01:18:11What is this?
01:18:12Oh, that's my new biomedical weapon, Madame, for your military.
01:18:16This is a war crime.
01:18:18These are innocent civilian lives you're messing with.
01:18:20You're the uncivilized buffoon.
01:18:22I can shoot whoever I want.
01:18:23I have the presidential contract.
01:18:24With great power comes great responsibility.
01:18:27And this is the kind of dastardly creation you've made with the contract I gave you?
01:18:32What are you doing?
01:18:32Reverse the poison!
01:18:33And take it out of the present before it's too late!
01:18:35That is easy.
01:18:37There's no need.
01:18:39I'll save everyone.
01:18:54It's raining gold!
01:18:57What's happening?
01:18:59Trixie doesn't have that kind of money.
01:19:00It's gotta be cheap glitter.
01:19:04She...
01:19:05She...
01:19:05She...
01:19:06She is...
01:19:07She is a criminal!
01:19:09Don't worry, Madame President.
01:19:10We will arrest her and we'll throw her in prison.
01:19:12I'd be quiet if I were you.
01:19:14Because you're the one that would be going to prison once everyone is healed up.
01:19:17What are you talking about?
01:19:18The President literally came here to give me my billion dollar contract.
01:19:31This contract?
01:19:33Yeah!
01:19:34Yes!
01:19:35Thank you, first gentleman.
01:19:54My contract, you bitch!
01:19:56And that's not all.
01:20:09This foul weapon will not see the light of day.
01:20:12There is only a need for a vaccine if there is a virus.
01:20:15Don't you realize?
01:20:16Or are you too much of a goody two-shoes to understand that?
01:20:20You're the real virus here, Marissa.
01:20:23Money is worth more to you than human lives.
01:20:25And that's something I cannot tolerate.
01:20:28So prepare yourself.
01:20:29Because I'm about to smite you.
01:20:32What are you gonna do?
01:20:34The President is here and I just invented the best biomedical products in the world!
01:20:40You'll pardon me for that little mishap, right?
01:20:44Madam President, you've recovered now.
01:20:47So what's your final decision?
01:20:51I'll...
01:20:51She's gonna give me my billion dollar...
01:20:59I'll smack her until she sees 50 stars.
01:21:06Why are you attacking me, Madam President?
01:21:08You're supposed to be giving me the billion dollar contract.
01:21:11You wish, you idiot!
01:21:15I've never seen a woman so vile, so ugly on the inside, it makes me wanna vomit.
01:21:21I-I-I don't understand. I was just trying to punish these impostors for posing as the goddess of healing.
01:21:27And do you know the goddess healer saved me and my son during childbirth?
01:21:33You've really seen the goddess healer herself in the flesh?
01:21:37The one and only.
01:21:40And it's...
01:21:41And it's...
01:21:43Her.
01:21:45Her.
01:21:47Her!
01:21:53Her!
01:21:55Her!
01:21:55Her!
01:21:55What?!
01:21:56What?!
01:21:56What?!
01:21:57What?!
01:21:57What?!
01:21:59Welcome goddess.
01:22:12You really are the goddess of healing, aren't you?
01:22:15How else did you think I saved you?
01:22:17Then why did you keep it a secret for so long?
01:22:22I wanted to walk the earth as a normal person.
01:22:25To help those in need.
01:22:27And make sure the man I chose loved me for me.
01:22:30No, so that means the billion dollar contract, it was you who gave it to me?
01:22:36Then she took it away just like that.
01:22:39That was our golden ticket.
01:22:41You were once my fiancé and best friend.
01:22:43But after everything you've done, we're officially getting ties with you both.
01:22:48No, please, I swear to you, I didn't know you were an actual saint.
01:22:54It doesn't matter who she is, Trixie has a heart of gold.
01:22:57And she's an amazing person.
01:22:59And you ruined that the moment that you betrayed her.
01:23:02She's gonna be my wife.
01:23:04Because she is the most beautiful and amazing woman on this planet.
01:23:12I love you.
01:23:35You are so beautiful.
01:23:39You're a traitor!
01:23:40You are sick!
01:23:40What the fuck?
01:23:41You are beautiful, visas!
01:23:42I love you!
01:23:43chance. I want to be rich again. I'll be your slave. I'll kiss the ground you walk on. You've
01:23:50had your chance to apologize, but it's too late now. All I see is your greed and how much you'd
01:23:56hurt others just to benefit yourself. You two should be locked up. And she shall. For creating
01:24:03illegal weapons of mass destruction, arrest Marissa and Butch Wickham. It's all your fault,
01:24:09Marissa, I never loved you. It's your fault. I was only with you for your money. I didn't care. You
01:24:15were rich. I'll see myself now. Rest assured, goddess. We will not be using these biomedical
01:24:23weapons. My platform is spreading kindness just like you. I knew you'd uphold our shared values.
01:24:30That is why I saved you. With these healing hands, I will work tirelessly to change the world one good
01:24:37deed at a time. Well, let's not let this wedding go to waste. Let's party! Wait, what if we just
01:24:47got
01:24:47married? Right now? Yes. Well. Do you take each other to be your lawfully wedded partner? I do. I do.
01:25:00You may kiss the bride.
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