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00:00You
00:17We should go
00:19We promised we'd help with breakfast. Hey, let's go to your room instead
00:22Your brother's not watching us. I
00:25Don't know by some. I'm really not feeling this
00:29Bryce, I don't want to have sex with you right now
00:31Hey, just let me stick it out. What you know, but you've never put out
00:37Yeah, because I'm a virgin Bryce. We talked about this and you know what morning sex with bad breath and
00:42my brother standing five feet away
00:43Don't exactly turn me on. Okay, but I thought you were supposed to be a slut
00:50What?
00:52Why would you say that it's what everyone says? Oh, you know what we're done, okay?
00:57Get off me, babe. Come on. It's a good thing
01:03You know what this is all your fault actually
01:05What's the matter? You can't stop thinking about me while you're making out with your boyfriend?
01:10Ex boyfriend. What the hell, Sumner? Come on. Don't be like that
01:13No, you know what? You only wanted me for my body because you heard all those goddamn rumors
01:17I didn't start those rumors. Oh, but you sure inspired them. Didn't you?
01:22And now my own boyfriend is calling me a slut. Hey for the record. I said I want you to
01:26be a slut
01:27What the fuck did you say don't touch me don't touch me man get off me Corbin don't let go
01:33of me let go
01:34You know, he's gonna tell coach
01:37Look, I want a Bryce beat down more than anything
01:40Especially since he got with my sister in the first place
01:43But we get into one more fight man or off the lacrosse team
01:49Hello
01:51Did I just walk in on some sort of mess that menage a trois? Bryce was just leaving
01:58Stay away from Sumner
02:01We're most of us to sleep half the class is staying at the lake this week
02:04Daisy Cooper's right down the street go crash on her couch. Just get your shit and go
02:19Okay, you can stop acting like you care about me. He's gone
02:23Who says I'm acting if you're waiting for me to thank you, then don't hold your breath
02:27Or you know what do and then I'll finally be rid of you
02:45Bryce was supposed to be different he was the new kid
02:48He didn't grow up hearing all that crap about me being a slut you do realize I didn't spread those
02:52rumors, right?
02:53No, you just untied my bikini, so I flashed the entire eighth grade pool party
02:56Okay, if there was some way I could prove to you how much I regret it. I would do it
02:59in a heartbeat
03:01Um public humiliation would be nice
03:03Hey, I can I can work with that. Thank you. That's that's something
03:08Look Sum, I've known you since you were five years old and believe it or not. You didn't always hate
03:12me
03:12Funny I don't remember that
03:15I know you're pissed about something and I know it's more than just me
03:18You know the worst part about being called a slut is you know I've never even
03:27You know what forget it
03:29You don't know anything about me
03:31I know you shouldn't have been with Bryce in the first place
03:33Why because of the lacrosse team stupid bro code?
03:36I mean, yeah, there's there's that definitely but no mainly because you're just way better than him
03:45I mean I don't get the appeal with that guy. What's his thing he got like a huge cock or
03:50something
03:53No, I mean I don't know. Okay, I never saw it. Oh
04:01Oh, okay
04:07I was never gonna date Bryce forever. I was just sort of using him for his body
04:15Okay, well, it sounds bad when you say it. I don't know. I just thought spring break. No parents. I
04:22Didn't want to go away to college next year without
04:25You didn't want to graduate high school the virgin
04:29Well now I will thanks to you
04:31Come on
04:33I know you have this whole lame all your life problems on Corbin thing going on, but there is no
04:38way you can blame that on me
04:40Oh, really? Watch me
04:43Corbin Montgomery is the bane of my pathetic and sexless existence
04:48See there easy you were with Bryce for like four months. Why didn't you just do it then?
04:54because
04:56Because I don't know it just didn't feel right
04:58We're good
05:04What
05:06No, it's just I've heard of guys I'm being able to get their girl across the finish line just never
05:11had that problem. So
05:13Aren't you special? Oh
05:16Believe it or not. I actually enjoy making my girl feel good
05:20Well, you know what maybe I don't need it to feel good for my first time
05:23I mean half the schools here. I can just pick someone and get it over with no
05:28No, what no your first time needs to be with someone special
05:34Someone who sees you
05:44Yo, help me bring this stuff out
05:55What's going on with you two
05:58Nothing
06:00Nothing
06:02Yeah, no just try not to kill each other, you know, nothing
06:06Nothing, nothing new
06:07She must not be trying too hard
06:09Because for a second there it seemed like
06:12You were catching feelings
06:13Feelings me dude. Come on. I don't do feelings and especially not for my sister. I mean
06:21You'd never do that to your best friend, right?
06:24No, of course not
06:26I mean, she's like my sister, too, bro. Come on
06:41You're never gonna win like that
06:44Definitely not now that you're here
06:49You gotta slow it down
06:50Don't feel it out
06:52Every game is different, but that's kind of what makes it fun
06:57What is?
06:59Figuring out exactly what move you need to make
07:07To score
07:09And feel good while doing it
07:13I have a feeling you're not talking about the game
07:15Are you?
07:18Look, if you want to lose your virginity before you graduate
07:20And you want it to actually feel good
07:22You should let me be your first time
07:28Adam would never forgive us
07:30He leaves a day early, we could do it then
07:31Just a one-time thing
07:33Adam is your best friend
07:35And he's my brother
07:36You really want to jeopardize that?
07:38Why are you even suggesting this?
07:39Maybe I owe you one
07:43You can't even make me feel good
07:45Standing in a room together
07:47Sex with you would be like
07:49Like the dentist
07:52Painful, awkward, and gag-worthy
07:54I don't mind a little gagging
07:56Look, the way I see it
07:58We would round the bases before we took it home
08:02What does that mean?
08:06Well, first I...
08:09I'd kiss you
08:14I'd make it feel like it actually means something
08:17Because it does
08:20And then...
08:21I would...
08:24Slowly...
08:24Touch it...
08:27Everywhere except where you want it the most
08:30And then when Adam leaves, we take it home
08:41Hey son, do you want a tan?
08:45Whoa!
08:47And what's going on here?
08:49Nothing!
08:51I had something in my eye
08:54Mm-hmm, didn't realize you had eyes between your legs now
08:57Get your mind out of the gutter
08:59Yes, let's tan
09:00I'll... I'll get changed
09:04Let's go
09:13Steppin' on your rollercoaster
09:17Going down
09:18But I never felt this high
09:21Biggest ride of the century
09:32You want some help?
09:33Mm-hmm
09:34I'm not letting you anywhere near my bikini strings
09:37Thank you
09:38All good?
09:40Wasn't thinking about that anyway
09:47Sit back, relax
09:48Enjoy the view
10:00Didn't take you for a foot fetish kind of guy
10:04Oh, well these aren't just any feet, are they?
10:08You know, what if you can't make me feel good?
10:12I'm not gonna wanna sleep with you
10:14Okay, that's a good question
10:17Um...
10:17Well, I guess we have a little bet on our hands then, don't we?
10:20Yeah!
10:22And when you lose
10:24You need to totally humiliate yourself
10:27Okay, I can come up with something
10:29But I'm not gonna lose, so...
10:32We have a deal?
10:34Do your worst
10:35So you consent?
10:39Enthusiastically
10:44Time to suffer!
10:55Yeah, you know what?
10:56No, I'm not doing the ice plunge
10:58What's wrong, Sam? You scared I'll beat your record?
11:01All right, fine
11:03Time to make you suffer, Montgomery
11:07All right
11:08In three
11:10Two
11:11One
11:15You got to stop her
11:17You got to stop her
11:21Up to the shoulders
11:23Breathe
11:24Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God
11:27God, give up some
11:29Sunshine's calling your name
11:30Oh, fuck off Corbin, oh my God
11:33Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God
11:35What are you doing, what are you doing?
11:36Dude, what the hell?
11:37God's conserving heat
11:39Really?
11:40In front of my brother?
11:41You can get out anytime, I would gladly take the wind
11:43Oh, never
11:46That's what I thought
12:10You know, I could actually get used to this
12:12Hmm, me too, the water's feeling nice and warm
12:15I wasn't talking about the water
12:20You know, I can't trust anything you say, right?
12:22Now that you want to get in my pants
12:26You remember that game we used to play when we were kids?
12:29We'd pretend to be like wizards and monsters and whatever
12:34Yeah, and you were a troll
12:36I was a knight, thank you very much
12:39But you remember what we used to do when we wanted to stop being pretend?
12:43Like when we wanted to talk to each other for real?
12:54I do
12:54I really enjoy hanging out with you like this though
13:00Well, this is not a game
13:02And we're not kids anymore, Corb
13:04You know, you can take the win
13:06I give up, some wins
13:11Weak sauce, man
13:18Congrats
13:19This whole you being nice thing isn't gonna work
13:42Still mad at me?
13:47Hmm
13:47Does that mean our bet's off?
13:50After you let me win yesterday?
13:52Not a chance
13:54You know I want to make you suffer, right?
13:58How are you gonna do that?
14:00Well, I've been thinking, you know, this is probably harder for you than it is for me
14:08So, if I can get you to quit
14:11Then...
14:12I win, you lose, and you still have to humiliate yourself
14:19So your big plan is to try to get me to quit?
14:24Yeah
14:27I mean, we both know I'm never gonna sleep with you
14:30But that doesn't mean that I can't...
14:33Torture you
14:35I'm gonna get you so worked up
14:38That you can't help yourself
14:39But quit
14:40What?
14:44Oh yeah?
14:46And how are you gonna do that?
14:54Oops
14:55Looks like I spilled
15:09That's a good girl cleaning up your mess
15:11How about I get the rest for you though?
15:19You know, since our bet's still on, why don't we hit first base? What do you say?
15:27Why not?
15:31Like a girl
15:43You don't have to be scary
15:44You don't have to be scary
15:45You just gotta follow the light
15:48You're able to be happy
15:51You can do whatever you like
15:53There you two are
15:58Oh, am I interrupting again?
15:59No, not interrupting and not again
16:01Here, do you want some?
16:03Duh
16:05Which one?
16:06Slasher zombies or slasher vampires?
16:09Uh, vampires
16:10All the way to started
16:12Thanks
16:16You've gotta be kidding me
16:18I don't know what you're talking about
16:20Girl, be so for real
16:22Adam might be blind
16:23But I can see the sparks flying between you two like the 4th of July
16:26Well then, you should get your eyes checked
16:28Oh
16:42Adam, you want a carpet picnic with me?
16:44Let these two have the couch?
16:45Sure
16:47Better sit six feet apart
16:49Give me some of that ice cream
16:50Come on down, son
16:51Take a seat
16:54What?
16:55Too scared of this one?
16:57Says the guy who cried at the end of Friday the 13th
17:00Because I was sad
17:02She was doing it for her kid
17:03You would sympathize with a serial killer
17:08Don't worry
17:09I'll protect you
17:10Protect me from your son
17:12Who is that?
17:12Who is that?
17:34Who is that?
17:36What are you doing?
17:37I'm just waiting for the right lump
17:42I'm not reckless, I'm just opportunistic.
17:45My brother and my best friend are sitting five feet away.
17:49Doesn't bother me. I was thinking maybe second base.
17:52You're unbelievable.
17:54Is that a no?
17:57You're insane if you think you're going to try anything.
18:00Yeah, you sure about that?
18:07Okay.
18:24I don't want to stop.
18:26I don't want to stop.
18:39No!
18:40I'm too cute to eat!
18:49Time for bed, I think.
19:14Oh my god!
19:17Are you...
19:17What, you coming here to help me out?
19:20What?
19:21No!
19:22I...
19:26Like what you see?
19:27No!
19:28No!
19:28God no!
19:32Excuse me, just grabbing a towel.
19:39Well, I guess my plan's working.
19:41Oh yeah?
19:42How do you figure?
19:43It could last 24 hours.
19:45How are you going to survive the whole week?
19:47I mean, I don't mind taking care of myself before the real deal.
19:50I hope you're doing the same thing.
19:52I don't need to.
19:53Thank you very much.
19:55Yeah?
19:55You sure about that?
19:59I'm going to go use the other bathroom.
20:00Okay, you go do that.
20:08Look at this.
20:09Go.
20:10There we go.
20:10It's so annoying.
20:13Knock, knock, knock.
20:16Hey, party people.
20:17Hey, Daisy.
20:18What's going on?
20:20Ugh.
20:21Grace and the other girls are staying in tonight and taking it easy.
20:25I had to leave before I lost my will to live.
20:28So did Bryce end up crashing with you?
20:31Yeah.
20:32He's been in his room all week playing Machine Gun Kelly on repeat.
20:36I broke into Grace's parents' liquor cabinet.
20:39Who wants a shot?
20:40I'm down.
20:41Why not?
20:42Okay.
20:43Yeah.
20:47You want a liquor?
20:50It's my favorite flavor, summer cherry.
20:52I'm okay.
20:53I'm more of a chocolate guy anyway.
20:58Trust me.
20:59It's so good with vodka.
21:00It's like a pre-chaser.
21:12All right.
21:14For spring break.
21:15Spring break.
21:16Spring break.
21:18Cheers.
21:19Woo!
21:26Let's play a game.
21:29Took him well?
21:30Gross.
21:31No, I'm not playing that with my brother here.
21:34Um, sardines?
21:35Ooh, yes.
21:37I always love this house for sardines.
21:39Great.
21:39I'll hide first.
21:41Okay.
21:41I need a breather.
21:42Especially after that shot.
21:57How did you find me so fast?
21:59This has been your spot since we were kids.
22:02I won't tell Adam.
22:03Don't worry.
22:04Adam couldn't find the laundry room if I drew him a map.
22:07I saw you shooting daggers at Daisy out there.
22:10You saw no such thing.
22:12You jealous?
22:15No.
22:15I'm just worried that you're gonna get mono.
22:19Oh, so you're worried about me.
22:27You know you don't need to be jealous, right?
22:43Sit down.
22:44What?
22:45Sit down.
22:48You know, since you won't take care of yourself, I think I have to take care of you.
22:53Take care of me how?
22:56Time for third base, um...
23:11Well, I found the retainer I lost when I was 12, but no sign of Sumner and Corbin.
23:17I knew this game was stupid.
23:19Let's just call it.
23:21Olly Olly Oxenfree!
23:39Finally!
23:40It's been forever.
23:41How'd you guys not get totally bored?
23:46We...
23:47had fun sneaking around.
23:48Mm-hmm.
23:49Well, I got sober looking for you two.
23:52I'm gonna grab another drink.
23:53Mia?
23:54You want one?
23:55Yeah, I'll go with you.
23:58Excuse me.
24:05Sumner, let's dance.
24:07Okay.
24:08Yeah.
24:09My part.
24:24You really wanna give them this show?
24:27What'd you have in Lent?
24:30Hope you're watching, Corbin.
24:32Mm-hmm.
24:32You want this ballet?
24:33Yes, you're gonna taste it.
24:35It's so cool.
24:36Watch it all go down.
24:38Turn the music up loud.
24:40A whisper in your mind.
24:43I got this feeling...
24:46Summer cherry?
24:47I can taste it on your tongue.
24:51You did like sneaking around, huh?
24:53It's just a game, Daisy.
24:55Yeah, right.
24:56You're a whore like everyone says.
24:58Whoa.
24:59I don't think so.
25:00The rumors are true, aren't they some?
25:03You're a slut.
25:04Just like everyone says.
25:06You don't get to talk to her like that.
25:08What'd you do?
25:08Let him fuck you in a closet?
25:11Hey, what's going on?
25:13Get the hell out of here.
25:14Fine.
25:16I don't want this bitch's sloppy seconds anyway.
25:19Yo, what do you mean by sloppy seconds?
25:23Do you seriously believe anything Daisy Cooper says?
25:26She was fired up.
25:27She's a dramatic pick-me, Adam.
25:29She'll say anything to pay attention.
25:31God, you're always like this, Adam.
25:33You'll choose anyone over your own sister.
25:35Just like you did in eighth grade when you laughed with everyone else.
25:38I wasn't laughing.
25:39Yeah, well, you weren't helping me either.
25:41That's your whole deal, huh?
25:42Just humiliate Sumner and then let everyone at school torture her while you guys just stand there and watch?
25:48I was defending you back there.
25:51Too little, too late.
25:54You can leave me alone.
25:57Both of you.
26:23Peace offering.
26:28I'm sorry about Daisy.
26:41I'm sorry about everything.
26:43You want to be more specific?
26:48I'm sorry about that day at the pool.
26:53And I wish you could understand how much I regret it.
26:57I bet you don't even think about it.
27:01Oh, you'd be surprised some.
27:10I used to have the biggest crush on you.
27:16Obviously, I couldn't tell you. I couldn't tell anyone.
27:18I mean, you're my best friend's sister.
27:30I guess I just acted out.
27:34It's real mature, Corbin.
27:37I was 14.
27:38Okay, you were driving me crazy.
27:40I couldn't stop thinking about you.
27:41I couldn't keep my hands away.
27:44So you tormented me?
27:48I took it too far that day.
27:52The biggest mistake of my life.
27:58I lost one of my best friends that day, so.
28:06You want to hand me one?
28:07Mm-hmm.
28:17You know how to do this?
28:19Yes.
28:21You shouldn't go that fast.
28:24Well, I'm hungry.
28:25Okay, but you can't just stick it in and expect it to work out.
28:30Look at that.
28:30Already on fire.
28:34Dammit.
28:34Told you.
28:37I don't know why I keep falling for assholes.
28:44Assholes, plural.
28:52I'm not admitting anything until you do.
28:55What do you mean?
29:00You said you had a crush on me in middle school.
29:11How do you feel about me now?
29:16No.
29:18How do I feel about you now?
29:25I thought it was so obvious.
29:34I really want to kiss you right now.
29:39What do you want?
29:45I want you to take me home.
29:47You want to go home?
29:50No.
29:54Home.
30:06Hey, what are you doing?
30:10You love me better than you
30:14It's like we're stuck
30:16You won't grow up
30:17And I'm getting tired of waiting
30:20It's like we're stuck
30:22You won't grow up
30:24And I'm getting tired
30:26I'm tired of waiting
30:28For you
30:31It's like we're stuck
30:32You can love me better than you
30:38You can love me better than you
30:40All my mind's loving's on my mind
30:44It can do me better
30:46It can do me better
30:48All my mind's heavy than I like
30:51It can do me better
30:53It can do me better
30:55Than you
30:58You love me better than you do
31:01Yeah
31:02You love me better than you do
31:06You love me better than you
31:08You love me better than you do
31:20What the hell are you laughing about right now?
31:23Oh nothing
31:24Just about how I won
31:27Carbon Montgomery
31:28Is this all just still a game to you?
31:31No I won
31:32But I'm not talking about a game
31:37Well it would still be a nice treat
31:38If you could still publicly humiliate yourself
31:41I'll show you a treat
31:42Hey
31:46What the hell are you doing?
31:53My best friend?
31:55My sister?
31:56Adam it's not like that
31:57Yeah
31:57First Bryce and now Corbin?
31:59Who's next son?
32:02It's not like that
32:03Corbin and I actually care about each other
32:05Tell him Corb
32:05Yeah
32:06Yeah Corbin
32:07Tell me all about how
32:08You've only been my friend
32:09So you could fuck my sister
32:11Adam don't talk like that
32:14Just leave somewhere
32:16Seriously?
32:20We should have never done this
32:24What the hell were you thinking man?
32:27Hey!
32:29I'm talking to you
32:30I wasn't thinking
32:31Okay it was a spur of the moment thing
32:33Bullshit
32:34What?
32:35No I've seen the way you've been looking at her all week
32:37Okay just drop it man
32:38Hell since we were fucking kids man
32:41What's your problem?
32:42You're not the only one who gets to care about her Adam
32:46I mean is this how you're gonna act to every guy she ever fucking brings home?
32:50Maybe I'm not the right guy for her
32:52But someday somebody will be
32:54So you better get your shit together before that day comes
32:56Because sooner or later she's not gonna take it anymore
32:59Hey where do you think you're going?
33:01To apologize
33:05I can't believe for one second I thought
33:08Corbin Montgomery actually gave a crap about me
33:11I'm so stupid
33:12You are not stupid
33:14And honestly I'm proud of you Sumner
33:17You should sign me up for some
33:19Addicted to assholes rehab program or something
33:22Listen you took a chance
33:24And you opened yourself up in a way that I've never seen before
33:27Yeah well it wasn't real
33:30It's just
33:32Hormones or something
33:33It was real
33:35I was watching you two all week
33:37It was like
33:37Sitting in front row at a Nora Ephron movie
33:40Yeah well it doesn't matter anymore because
33:43Corbin's still a coward
33:45I don't know if Adam's ever going to talk to me again
33:48He will
33:50How can you sound so sure?
33:54Because
33:56Well
33:59There's something I have to tell you
34:08You skunk
34:09I know what you're going to say
34:11I
34:11I cannot believe you
34:13You're such a hypocrite
34:14You've been hooking up with Mia this whole time
34:17What?
34:18I told her everything Adam
34:21Oh your sister's best friend bro?
34:26Corbin's right
34:27If you're not cool with him and Sumner Day
34:29Then you and I should break up too
34:32Babe
34:32Come on
34:33Don't babe me
34:34I mean it Adam
34:36You're being absolutely ridiculous
34:39But she's my
34:42And he's my
34:43Grow up
34:45Wouldn't it be fun if we could all go on like double dates?
34:50Just like
34:52Don't pity A in front of me
34:54Okay?
34:55Thanks for your blessing Adam
34:56But we won't be needing it
34:59You couldn't even stand up to your own best friend for me?
35:03Mia came to my defense before you did
35:05Sum, come on
35:06You know, don't call me that
35:09How am I ever going to trust you?
35:11You're just like how you were in middle school
35:13And you're never going to change
35:28Sumner, I'm sorry, okay?
35:31You know, you've been saying that for years
35:33I don't believe you
35:34I was an idiot, okay?
35:35I didn't know what to say to him
35:36So you thought saying nothing would be better?
35:39You never stand up for me
35:40No, I was telling the truth
35:42I wanted to apologize to you first
35:46Your words mean nothing
35:50No, I mean nothing
35:52I didn't know what to say to you just
35:59Close to the Lord
36:05Sorry
36:10No!
36:10No!耐Runer!
36:11sums your best Come on
36:11Oh my God!
36:17I don't know, Mom. I just want to spend the night in my own bed, okay?
36:21Yeah, Adam and me are going to drive back together.
36:25I don't know how Corbin's going to get home. He could hitchhike for all I care.
36:28I love you, too.
36:30Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the show.
36:34Adam, are we good over there?
36:35We got this angle crystal clear.
36:36What are you guys doing?
36:38Just live streaming to the whole school. Want to say hi?
36:40No.
36:41Okay, well, you're not the main attraction anyway.
36:44What? What's the main attraction?
36:46I'm the main attraction.
36:48Ow, ow, Corbin! Give us a show!
36:53Shake it, boy.
36:54Oh, my God. I'm going to kill both of you.
36:56Come on. Don't you want your girl to know how much she means to you?
37:00No, I do.
37:02Sumner Marlo, I need you to believe me when I say this.
37:06I want to be with you.
37:08And you were right, you know, words don't always give the whole story, so...
37:29I want to be with you, too, Corbin.
37:36Hold on, dog, but it's all right now for the side.
37:39Hold on.
37:40You're right.
37:42I lose you.
37:43I love you.
37:45Bye.
37:45Bye.
37:46Bye.
37:47Bye.
37:47You
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