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00:00:12I've got eyes on target.
00:00:16What?
00:00:17The distance is 4,000 meters.
00:00:22That's too far.
00:00:24Let's abort.
00:00:25I'll make the shot.
00:00:27Wind's light.
00:00:28I raise by 3.4 mil, shift MOA by 0.7.
00:00:31Carl, this isn't about the wind.
00:00:33You only get one shot.
00:00:35Miss and you'll give away our position.
00:00:38One shot, one kill.
00:00:55Holy mother of God.
00:00:57You made it.
00:00:584,000 meters.
00:01:00You just set a new world record, man.
00:01:02I don't call you the king of guns for nothing.
00:01:05K.O.G.
00:01:07Hey, you know, I'm not in it for the fancy titles.
00:01:12So, what's next now that your last mission's over?
00:01:15I don't know.
00:01:17Spent my entire life in the service.
00:01:19Once this uniform comes off, I just want to get back to my gun range, my daughter, my grandkid.
00:01:26Just make up for all the time that we got lost.
00:01:30Don't worry.
00:01:31I'll miss you too, buddy.
00:01:36Carl!
00:01:37Carl!
00:01:46Carl!
00:02:04Today, we honor a national hero.
00:02:07A sniper who's defended our democracy, saved countless lives, and struck fear in our enemies.
00:02:16He now holds the record for the longest confirmed kill shot in history, the legendary King of Guns.
00:02:28And now, President Bradford will present our hero with the Medal of Honor.
00:02:40Thank you. Thank you. But please, save your applause for our hero.
00:02:46This is his first public appearance.
00:02:49Please welcome the legendary marksman, the King of Guns.
00:03:13All they talk about are the records I've broken.
00:03:16But no one remembers you, the man who died to make it happen.
00:03:21I'm done, Louis.
00:03:23I swear that my gun will never draw blood again.
00:03:28From now on, I'll protect your family with my life.
00:03:32You can rest in peace.
00:03:37Breaking news. Seconds before he is to receive the Medal of Honor, the King of Guns has vanished.
00:03:43I'm finished.
00:03:54Carl, can you take a gun apart for me again?
00:03:57Not today, kiddo. I promised your mom I'd do ammo inventory.
00:04:01I inspected the new guns. The checklist is on your desk.
00:04:04Thanks. Great work, Carl.
00:04:10What the hell?
00:04:18Fucking shit!
00:04:20Why is my ex-husband here?
00:04:25Why does this dog shit range not have anything other than broken down shit?
00:04:33Benny, what are you doing here?
00:04:34What? Can't come by and say hello to my beautiful wife?
00:04:38And maybe get a little hug from my daughter?
00:04:40Hey, Rebecca!
00:04:42Just stop, okay?
00:04:44We're divorced.
00:04:45We've been divorced for years.
00:04:47Ugh, and you haven't changed one bit.
00:04:49Still, such a fucking buzzkill.
00:04:54Hey, baby girl.
00:04:56I know that you missed your daddy.
00:04:58Right?
00:04:59You're okay.
00:05:01Okay.
00:05:02Okay.
00:05:05Just an ungrateful, spoiled, little frickin' brat.
00:05:09Just like her mother, huh?
00:05:13Oh, and look at you two.
00:05:15Only a couple years divorced, and you're already shacking it up with the local handyman.
00:05:19God, your standards have really hit rock bottom, huh?
00:05:22Carl is my employee.
00:05:23Nothing more.
00:05:24Yeah.
00:05:25Besides, I've told you a million times, I'm not paying your gambling debts.
00:05:28Now, I know you got a little stash of money hidden.
00:05:31That's why you gave up on the Alamo.
00:05:33So just do the right fucking thing and give me my share.
00:05:36No, actually, I didn't take your money because I don't want a piece of shit like you near my daughter.
00:05:40Well, then just pay up!
00:05:42Or I'll just show up here every day.
00:05:44Hell, maybe call in for a few safety violations, get the cops breathing down your neck,
00:05:48and we'll see how long you last in this business.
00:05:49It's probably not very fucking long.
00:05:50No, you're not getting a cent from me.
00:05:53All right, well.
00:05:54Hey, Rebecca, honey.
00:05:56How about daddy comes and picks you up from school every day now,
00:05:59so we can get a lot more father-daughter bonding time, all right?
00:06:04Touch my daughter, see what happens.
00:06:08Woo-wee, Janie, baby.
00:06:09Looks like you got some boldness to you now.
00:06:12What are you gonna do?
00:06:13Shoot me in front of your baby girl here?
00:06:16Mommy.
00:06:18Jane, put the gun down.
00:06:20That's what he wants.
00:06:20Don't let him get to you.
00:06:21Come on, Janie.
00:06:22You know I'm a B-class sharpshooter.
00:06:25I mean, I can see by the look in your eyes right now
00:06:28that you're not gonna pull that trigger.
00:06:30You sure about those odds?
00:06:39Well, I am a betting man.
00:06:44Mommy!
00:06:44Jane, hey, guy.
00:06:46Don't you fucking move, all right?
00:06:48You stay right there.
00:06:50Mommy!
00:06:51Now listen, baby girl.
00:06:52Tell daddy where the stash of money is.
00:06:55I don't know.
00:06:56Well, then, daddy will give you a little push.
00:06:58I want you to think very clearly now, all right?
00:07:00Don't hurt my mommy!
00:07:02Then just tell me where the money is, sweetheart.
00:07:10Mommy!
00:07:23Was he aiming for the trigger?
00:07:25I mean, the precision.
00:07:32Hey.
00:07:34Come on.
00:07:35You're okay.
00:07:36Hey.
00:07:37You're okay.
00:07:38I got you.
00:07:48Well, what, you just try to fucking shoot me?
00:07:50Well, I got news for you, pal.
00:07:53You fucking missed.
00:07:54If I was trying to shoot you, you'd be dead.
00:07:57You think you scare me?
00:07:58Everybody here knows that I'm a B-class ranked shooter.
00:08:01You don't scare me at all.
00:08:03What's it gonna take for you to leave?
00:08:05Let's do this the old school way.
00:08:07See this gun?
00:08:08I challenge you to an assembly contest.
00:08:11First one to disassemble and reassemble this gun and shoot first wins.
00:08:15If you win, I'll leave.
00:08:18If I win, then you cut off that finger that you just used to pull the trigger.
00:08:21Deal?
00:08:22No, Carl, you can't.
00:08:24He's professionally trained.
00:08:25Well, then, baby, just fork over the money, Janie.
00:08:27That's all you got to do.
00:08:29It's okay, mommy.
00:08:31Carl's got this.
00:08:40Rules are simple.
00:08:42Disassemble.
00:08:44Then reassemble.
00:08:46First to fire wins.
00:08:52On your mark.
00:08:54Get set.
00:08:59Go.
00:09:11Falling behind already, huh?
00:09:19Shit.
00:09:25Son of a bitch.
00:09:28Son of a bitch.
00:09:29Son of a bitch.
00:09:29Son of a bitch.
00:09:38You're a mag.
00:09:39Genius.
00:09:41What are you telling me?
00:09:42That gun's loaded?
00:09:43You lost.
00:09:44That's impossible, all right?
00:09:45I'm a B-class sharpshooter.
00:09:47You're a fucking handyman.
00:09:48You're telling me...
00:09:54I know that move.
00:09:55My dad taught me that trick.
00:09:57Why does he know it?
00:10:00Carl, you're so cool.
00:10:02You're my hero.
00:10:03You know what?
00:10:04I'm sick of your shit, you little brat.
00:10:05Don't you even...
00:10:10Don't you even...
00:10:10Oh, shit.
00:10:13This ain't over yet, you know that?
00:10:15I'm sick of a bitch.
00:10:16Fuck.
00:10:17Hey.
00:10:18Hey, listen to me very carefully.
00:10:21You touch them again, and I'll make you suffer in ways that you can't imagine.
00:10:26Over and over until you beg me to end it.
00:10:31You don't want me to step close to them ever again?
00:10:33Fine.
00:10:33I won't fucking come near them again.
00:10:36Fuck away from me.
00:10:37Fuck.
00:10:38Great.
00:10:46Hey, are you hurt?
00:10:48Carl, you're awesome!
00:10:51My gosh, I...
00:10:52I don't even want to think about what would have happened if you weren't here.
00:10:57You're bleeding.
00:10:59Oh, no.
00:11:00I'm fine.
00:11:01Seriously.
00:11:01It's okay.
00:11:02I'll get you a bandage.
00:11:07Hey, baby.
00:11:09Why don't you go inside while Carl helps Mommy, okay?
00:11:11Okay.
00:11:12Okay, I love you.
00:11:12I love you!
00:11:13I love you.
00:11:27It's not so bad.
00:11:29Good.
00:11:39Hey, is there something you're not telling me?
00:11:45It's just that...
00:11:46Jane!
00:11:47Mr. Redford's pulling up.
00:11:49The Chris Redford, coach of the natural shooting team.
00:11:51Come on, Cap.
00:11:52Now's your shot to impress him.
00:11:53This is Chris Redford we're talking about here.
00:11:55He's an A-class sharpshooter, and there's only 100 people in the world on his level.
00:12:00Can you imagine being that good?
00:12:02There's always someone better.
00:12:03Now, even among all of these elite sharpshooters, you won't find a better shot than the king of guns.
00:12:07He's the best in the world.
00:12:08There's no competition.
00:12:10Do your best today.
00:12:11Okay, but just remember, this is a chance to learn from one of the greats.
00:12:14Chris Redford?
00:12:15That second-rate lieutenant stuck on gun maintenance duty?
00:12:17He's coaching the national shooting team?
00:12:22Oh, hey, um, don't leave yet.
00:12:24Look, today is huge for us.
00:12:26If Mr. Redford can endorse us, we'll be golden.
00:12:28So stick around?
00:12:29In case?
00:12:30In case of what?
00:12:32This loser?
00:12:33Jane, I honestly don't understand why you insist on keeping him around.
00:12:35Jane, he's only been with us for a year, and today is huge.
00:12:39I mean, we can't afford to take that risk.
00:12:41Yeah, he's good at sweeping floors and cleaning barrels, but that's it.
00:12:45Let's leave it to the professionals.
00:12:47Just stop being condescending, okay?
00:12:49Carl's one of us.
00:12:50And plus, he could use the experience, so be nice.
00:12:53All right, go get ready.
00:12:54I'm going to go show Coach Redford around.
00:12:56And just remember, if we can impress him, this will be huge for us.
00:13:00A-game.
00:13:04Know your place, handyman.
00:13:06Don't even think about making a scene.
00:13:07Keep your head on straight.
00:13:09If you want to shoot straight.
00:13:10I'm a pro.
00:13:11I don't need tips from a handyman.
00:13:12Stay in your lane.
00:13:13You think you know more than our captain?
00:13:15You haven't even taken a shot around here.
00:13:17A nobody like you might not get it, but this is a big deal for us.
00:13:23You better not mess it up.
00:13:33This is Alex, captain of our shooting club.
00:13:38He's the best shot we got.
00:13:41Watch and learn, handyman.
00:14:07Watch and learn, handyman.
00:14:19not bad good shot great accuracy yeah dines all around you really are our best i'm a professional
00:14:26unlike someone who probably can't hit the target captain show him who's boss yeah watch and learn
00:14:41loser you're up handyman fix this piece of junk go on handyman it's your time to shine shine
00:14:48look at how dirty his hands are all he's shining are guns these days
00:15:01isn't carl the coolest sure if you're six
00:15:09so quickly no there's no way you can fix anything and where's the scope don't be fooled by his little
00:15:16party tricks kid hey it'll jam again soon give it three shots tops hey uh carl maybe just
00:15:23like double check it one more time i don't want it failing right now why don't you take a few
00:15:28shots first get past three and i'll take it you're not gonna embarrass me
00:15:38what no scope i want you to get 50 meters you think you hit anything at this range
00:16:05what the fuck you should have balls at raw
00:16:23there no jams lucky shot i mean you whipped the last three anyway
00:16:30stance and posture i mean he's definitely been professionally trained he's been here for a
00:16:35whole year now i how come i never noticed was that really just a lucky shot god how dare you
00:16:43waste
00:16:43bullets and mr redford's precious time mr redford he's just a handyman helping at the range i mean
00:16:48we'd never make a mistake like this
00:16:53only a dump like this would hire such clowns but hey guess that's all you can afford
00:17:00oh mr redford what a shame you came all this way for a circus act is this really the best
00:17:10your
00:17:11shooting club has to offer niece
00:17:16you're not welcome here matthew
00:17:19wow jane you've really turned this place into a dump
00:17:24my brother lewis were still around he'd be disappointed
00:17:29my father was a fucking hero you keep his name out of your mouth
00:17:34what are you doing here i'm here to honor my poor brother the fallen hero
00:17:39and to see what this scrappy little shooting range is worth
00:17:44i'm not selling it so you can just go
00:17:46i'm not the one that's going to be leaving this is the loan your father took to build this
00:17:53shooting range putting the land up as collateral you've been making all the minimum payments for
00:17:59the years but the interest just keeps going up yeah well that's none of your business i bought out
00:18:09the bank and financed you which makes me your new creditor you fucking asshole this place was my
00:18:16father's pride and joy and i would go bankrupt before selling it to you
00:18:21one word from me and this plot of land will be up for auction this range will be mine
00:18:27you and your nobodies can pack up your things and get lost matthew i mean how can you do this
00:18:34to us
00:18:34you know how hard my father oh come on don't say your uncle never gave you a shot with coach
00:18:40redford
00:18:41here what do you say we settle this with a little contest what do you want you win the range
00:18:48is yours
00:18:49to keep i'll even fund a renovation you lose shooting range is mine forever
00:19:03deal then it's settled if we lose are we gonna get kicked out don't worry sweetie it's not gonna
00:19:12happen don't back down now jane mr redford as coach of the national team we'd be honored to have you
00:19:19judge our little contest don't worry mommy we've got carl it'll just slow us down
00:19:52let's make this a best of three first round is trap shooting 15 clay pigeons total any weapon of
00:19:58your choosing will provide 15 bullets first person to hit the most targets in the least amount of
00:20:05time wins oh we got the first round in the back captain alex here once held the state record for
00:20:12trap shooting that's nate foster he's a b-class sharpshooter he's just a cowboy what's the big deal
00:20:19jane leave this first round up to me yeah you'll definitely win this okay guys even though he's only
00:20:24a b-class sharpshooter he's beaten a class gunman and clay pigeon shooting twice two a class shooters
00:20:30he has a specialty and it's trap shooting
00:20:38maybe we can use him to test the waters round one carl you're up
00:20:50handy man he's on the team shouldn't we be sending our captain out there jane he's good at polishing
00:20:55guns not shooting them come on everything's on the line here he's probably gonna freak out piss his
00:21:00pants or something jane are you serious sending a worthless nobody what you got nothing but losers
00:21:07on your team nate was just my warm-up i haven't even shown you the ace up my sleeve nate
00:21:14foster is
00:21:15just a warm-up he's better than some a-class shooters don't you get it when that nobody loses jane
00:21:22will say it because her guy's just a handyman she's already looking for excuses good thing your daddy
00:21:28isn't around to watch you run his shooting range into the ground will you shoot for us
00:21:39jane let me do this look we need to be careful see what nate's level is so just stop complaining
00:21:45and watch his every move oh that's her plan jane thinks i'm too good to go up against the warm
00:21:51-up guy
00:21:52that loser really thinks jane believes in him hot i need to waste my time all right y'all really
00:22:00sending that handyman hey handyman not everyone gets a chance to lose to a b-class sharpshooter consider
00:22:06it an honor maybe he'll finally see us as the real gunslingers we are it's just a gun polishing grunt
00:22:12does he really think it's what kind of hot shot jane are you sure i mean your opponent is a
00:22:17b-class
00:22:17shooter i've made my choice all right contestants choose your weapon he's actually going up there
00:22:26i can't tell if he's brave or just stupid
00:22:38i didn't come here to pick on something especially grunt like you not even fit enough to polish my guns
00:22:44so you go ahead princess you can pick first
00:22:56what the shotgun is sitting right there and he's picking handguns probably because he doesn't know
00:23:01how to use a shot that loser's about to embarrass us all especially your mommy
00:23:08oh no was i wrong to choose him nice i thought this was going to be a boring snooze fest
00:23:16luckily
00:23:17you brought us a clown to keep us laughing
00:23:21girl what's going on in that head of yours say it ain't so really not going to pick that shotgun
00:23:26there huh too loud for them fragile ears ears yeah for something this easy shotgun's overkill
00:23:37don't say i didn't warn you look here i'm down an eye imagine how ugly it'd be if i had
00:23:42both huh
00:23:45nate foster slow to make ready
00:24:14and that was nate foster 15 out of 15 just under 20 seconds 15 in 20 seconds didn't he forget
00:24:22that
00:24:23bullet no he did it on purpose he even set aside a bullet to kill two birds with one shot
00:24:29needs a b-class shooter no way that's an a-class performance if i've ever seen one
00:24:34no he's doing it to mess with carl he's trying to like frazzle him either way carl just sent a
00:24:39fucking chance there a souvenir for you remembering by something to remember the day you got destroyed
00:24:46or better yet blow your brains out after you're drowning in shame huh
00:24:56carl you're up
00:25:04nate foster is on another level at this point all he can do is save himself the embarrassment
00:25:10no no no let him try i can't wait to see him shift the back been acting all high and
00:25:16mighty for way
00:25:16too long about time so he'll cut you down to size jane's about to see you for what you really
00:25:20are a
00:25:20worthless handyman not too late to switch guns there partner i even turned a blind eye jane just tell
00:25:27carl a fork and he's done enough already i'll put the team on my back we'll win the next round
00:25:30maybe i'm asking too much of him carl can do it i believe in him
00:25:40would you look at that he has a little fan mommy should have taught you to not trust bad men
00:25:49carl wouldn't lie to me he's not a bad man you are
00:25:5817. what's that supposed to mean
00:26:15look this loser's out of his mind ha what's he covering his eyes for
00:26:32what's he covering his eyes for what too much of a wimp to watch himself fail
00:26:36shit you gotta cover his tears fucking cry baby he's just being petty nate did it with one eye so
00:26:42he's got to do it with zero that way if he gets lucky it hits a few he can keep
00:26:45up this pathetic
00:26:45little act exactly if he loses he can just blame it on not being able to see it's the perfect
00:26:50excuse
00:26:51maybe he's not as dumb as he looks he's got it all planned out
00:26:59he hit it
00:27:1115 out of 15 in 17 seconds
00:27:16what the fuck did i just see 17 seconds that's what he wrote down there in the ground
00:27:21he predicted his own score and he did it blindfolded how'd he do that did he do it by ear
00:27:29who is this guy and the round one winner is carl
00:27:4217 seconds just like you asked i knew you could do it you can do it in 17 seconds
00:27:52oh my god carl you actually did it big wolf he sets the traps here he knows the exact path
00:27:59those pigeons take i mean how hard could it be to memorize trajectory and timing yeah he just went
00:28:04with a cheap trick not actual skill what the fuck was that just now huh i spent a damn fortune
00:28:11to hire
00:28:12you sir sir he's how did i know that the handyman was gonna be a damn crack shot all right
00:28:17hey how'd
00:28:17you do that save your excuses all right go back to your fucking ranch and shovel horse shit
00:28:23all right i'm done playing nice time for the big guns
00:28:35miss fisher it is an honor
00:28:41i'll be damned ain't that the black widow rachel fisher right sure looks like it i heard she shot
00:28:48her first and second husband's dead inherited their fortunes and still got a huge insurance
00:28:52pay off the boot holy shit how'd she get away with that both cases were ruled self-defense
00:28:57justifiable homicide lord knows how she managed to swing that so anyone want to play
00:29:09all right now the stakes have been raised it's time to get the captain on out there
00:29:15hear that our captain's gonna win with pure talent not some overplayed carnival trick
00:29:21true marksman doesn't rely on flashy stunts like shooting blindfolded it's all about keeping a calm
00:29:27heart and a steady hand take notes bud that's how the real sharpshooters do it
00:29:37damn girl she can handle a rifle with a body like that wouldn't you like to know do you even
00:29:45know who
00:29:46you're up against man trust me i'm not like those two ex-husbands of hers this little femme fatale gimmick
00:29:54ain't gonna work on me really then what if i told you she's the secret partner of the king of
00:30:01guns
00:30:07since when did i have a partner you think a guns has a partner a woman wait matthew
00:30:14did she really train with the king of guns of course she did she just about mastered everything
00:30:19he's capable of which means soon the king of guns title will be hers jane you think matthew's bluffing
00:30:30matthew's a big time arms dealer i mean he has pentagon contracts and ties to the black market but
00:30:35even he wouldn't throw around the king of guns name recklessly i don't think so you're saying it's
00:30:40true to what she's still just a chick hey watch yourself it is an honor to have the king of
00:30:46guns
00:30:46ace partner at our shooting range okay miss fisher welcome to my gun range now that you know who i
00:30:54am don't waste my time forfeit one of the king of guns trademark moves is hitting targets that are
00:31:04blocked by obstacles no one's ever figured out how he's pulled it off can you do this
00:31:12that's just some dumb urban legend how the hell do you hit a target blocked by an obstacle i could
00:31:18show you but i don't think this crowd is ready for such an entertaining show i'll suit yourself but if
00:31:25you really are the ace partner of the king of guns you're gonna have to prove it for round two
00:31:30it'll come
00:31:31down to one shot the challenge for round two is to hit that target over 500 feet away any weapon
00:31:38of your
00:31:39choosing no scope no sights highest score wins i mean i mean that's basically a toss-up how is it
00:31:47even possible to hit that target from here they get one chance to shoot without a sight from this far
00:31:53out forget a bullseye there are a class sharpshooters who couldn't get anywhere near that
00:32:00looks like you want to see the king of guns signature shot there's only two ways to hit the bullseye
00:32:05number one choose a high caliber rifle that's so strong it'll punch through the tires and hit the
00:32:11bullseye and number two is the king of guns signature shot well if you're lucky maybe i'll go with number
00:32:17two if you're gonna forfeit do it now once you see what i've got up my sleeve you'll be out
00:32:24of time
00:32:27give me a break you'd be lucky if you hit the target at all
00:32:32the last person who said that to me got a bullet to the head
00:32:40well ladies first hey don't underestimate her we can't afford to lose right now
00:32:45come on look at her it's gonna snap from the recoil if i just hit the target we'll be golden
00:32:57men always thinking with their other head
00:33:25the bullet ricocheted in the perfect spot
00:33:28i mean that's not luck any error in angle or velocity she would have missed it
00:33:33i mean that's that's insane i can't believe i just saw the king of guns trick shot in person
00:33:37i thought it was a myth
00:33:39it's a shame i really thought she might be the one to figure out my signature shot
00:33:46captain do we still have a shot
00:33:50i could be a good sport let y'all have a chance but we all know who's gonna win
00:34:01nobody else in this ranch can hit that target we should just forfeit look you're the best shot in
00:34:05town if you're gonna go down at least go down swinging don't you get it this is impossible if i
00:34:11use the high caliber rifle to pierce the tire the accuracy would still be way off i'd be lucky to
00:34:16land a nine if you're going to forfeit just do it already i've got a full body spa session to
00:34:21go to
00:34:23really none of you stand a chance against the black widow face the facts jane there's no point in even
00:34:29trying now just sign the paper and hand the range over to me guys the range is done for we
00:34:37should see
00:34:37if matthew will take us in hey man watch what you're saying jane's standing right here she's about
00:34:41to get kicked out if we want to save our own skins we have to side with the winning team
00:34:52i'm sorry sweetie tried to hold on to graham's gun range as long as i could
00:34:57i guess fate had a different plan carl you should probably go with him too matthew might let you keep
00:35:03your job no mommy you know how that lady said she's the daddy's partner to the king of guns well
00:35:11i think i
00:35:12know who the king of guns is it's him oh don't be silly why would the king of guns be
00:35:20working at our
00:35:21gun range but i just know it's carl don't give up yet still haven't taken my shot
00:35:35him again there's got to be more to this guy that meets the eye
00:35:42oh wow look at you mr handyman you're gonna beat me with that little pistol
00:35:50that's the plan can you even see the target we hit a 10. oh you think you can pierce those
00:35:56tires
00:35:57and hit that bullseye with a nine millimeter caliber bullet mr valentine this handyman's always
00:36:02strutting around like he's some big wig yeah he knows a couple flashy tricks but that's it if jane
00:36:08hadn't getting the job here out of pity he'd be rotting on the streets yeah he won that last round
00:36:12with a stupid trick and say anyone see how nice he's been to rebecca bet it's because he's trying
00:36:16to hit on her mom that's enough leave him alone
00:36:31yeah something's not right here
00:36:38holy mother of god
00:36:47he must have shot the last three bullets through the first bullet hole
00:36:54looks like it's time for this hero to come save the day time to watch this clown make an absolute
00:37:01fool of himself hey someone record this this is gonna make an amazing blooper reel what an idiot
00:37:09carl i don't know mommy you have to trust carl he's the king of guns
00:37:23that is the funniest thing i have ever heard if he's the king of guns then i'm the second coming
00:37:29of
00:37:29christ right back honey you're being silly king of guns kiddo you might want to close your eyes your idol's
00:37:37about to go from hero to zero real quick is he really going through with this what a
00:37:43fucking weirdo seriously he's just dragging this out and wasting all our damn time the black widow
00:37:48personally mentored with the king of guns this fool might as well be shooting from across the pacific ocean
00:37:54this will be good i believe in you carl
00:38:03contestant two make ready
00:38:09pay attention you're only gonna see this once what you did that wasn't the king of guns signature shot
00:38:37what in god's name that's impossible now the extreme momentum and spin made that bullet curve
00:38:43this this is the real deal a legendary shot like that could only be made by the king of guns
00:38:49and all
00:38:50that you were saying earlier it was wrong he hit every bullseye every single time so perfectly that
00:38:56the other three shots went right through the same hole didn't even leave a mark a move like that
00:39:04could it be are you
00:39:09now that composure the skill this man right here he's the real king of guns
00:39:14yay i knew it carl's the king of guns no it has to be this is the king of guns
00:39:20the round two winner is
00:39:21carl the king of guns he's the real king of guns oh god i just embarrassed myself in front of
00:39:28the goat
00:39:32the king of guns has returned i finally found him what would the king of guns be doing here of
00:39:38all
00:39:38places i never would have thought that that was him he was just some handyman a second ago what if
00:39:43this is just one of his dirty tricks no but who else besides the king of guns could curve a
00:39:48bullet
00:39:51i'm so sorry sir i i had no idea you were the real king of guns i should have never
00:39:56claimed to be your
00:39:57partner all i've dreamed of is training under you i'll do anything that disgusting
00:40:02bitch how dare she use his reputation for her own personal gang
00:40:08useless fraud i can't believe i fell for your lies mark my words you will pay the price
00:40:15mr king of guns i have been looking for you for ages
00:40:21i'm not the king of guns you're not then how the hell did you do that it's a lucky shot
00:40:28i guess
00:40:28hey you uh sir uh mr king of guns please work with me i'll agree to whatever terms you set
00:40:36i told you i'm not the king of guns we won both rounds it's time for you to leave yes
00:40:42yes yes of
00:40:43course um you call me anytime and as we agreed i will never touch this range
00:41:07so you and my dad were army buddies huh and uh you're saying that he died because of you
00:41:16yeah it's true if i had listened to him our position might not have been exposed
00:41:22why are you telling me this now do you expect me to be like grateful for everything you've
00:41:27done around here since you died or are you asking for i don't know like forgiveness
00:41:32i just thought that you should know the truth oh the truth
00:41:38well the truth is that my dad died saving you look at you hiding from your whole like king of
00:41:48guns
00:41:48identity wasting away at my gun range are you just helping me to make yourself feel like less guilty
00:41:55to try and fulfill some sort of like sick twisted savior complex jaina i'm sorry no apologizing isn't
00:42:01going to bring him back i could choose it would be me instead of him do you really think that
00:42:08saying
00:42:09that is going to make me feel any better carl my dad is dead and nothing you can do is
00:42:14going to change
00:42:15that jane jane listen to me i know i'm not him he's a better man than i will ever be
00:42:21but supporting you
00:42:22and rebecca protecting the shooting range it is everything to me it's what lewis wanted oh just shut
00:42:27up okay okay fine look i'm sorry i never want to see you again
00:42:48so what's next now that your last mission's over
00:42:54i've spent my entire life in the service once this uniform comes off i just want to get back to
00:42:59my gun range my daughter my grandkid you just set a new world record man i don't call you the
00:43:06king
00:43:06of guns for nothing k-o-g i will treasure this pistol as a token of our friendship
00:43:21yeah i love you guys but if you ever try and leave me again i'm not gonna be so nice
00:43:31hey carl check it out man your video of your trick shot went viral it's got over 100 million views
00:43:37carl where are you going i'm just taking a vacation for a little okay carl when are you gonna come
00:43:44back
00:43:48i just wanted to say thank you for helping us keep our range it's the least i could do mommy
00:43:54and i will
00:43:54be waiting for you while you're gone and when you come back please be my daddy
00:44:08um don't say that but carl is the daddy that i've always wanted hey hey hey look okay
00:44:17if you get a pinky promise me that you'll listen to your mommy while i'm gone okay
00:44:36so where's this famous handyman sharpshooter at
00:44:45you're carl i'm hank and i'm here to invite you to join our organization the one the one like
00:44:53the deadliest team of assassins in the world huh so you've heard of us listen my people can get you
00:44:59anything you need resources connections weapons and not to mention
00:45:07cold heart cash think of this as an appetizer a little show of sincerity once you're one of us
00:45:14you'll make a fortune off of every shot you take i'm talking more money than you can count thanks
00:45:21for my days of shooting the killer over
00:45:26what's the point of guns if not to kill then you're gonna waste your talent
00:45:30plink and steal at some back-ass shooting range i made myself clear years ago i swore my gun would
00:45:37never draw blood again and that is a promise i intend to keep now please leave and what is not
00:45:43enough money
00:45:44don't be shy my man name your price it's always about the money
00:45:54you want more still not enough hey stop leave my property immediately this is a stand your
00:46:01ground state and i swear to god i will fucking shoot you hey good looking this handyman your
00:46:06boyfriend or what you looking out for your sweetheart don't test me
00:46:12not bad decent reflexes but there's something you should know i've got five snipers stationed in
00:46:18the area you pull that trigger you your boyfriend your little girl everybody at this range is dead
00:46:24before you can even blink jane take it easy come on show me what you're made of you think you
00:46:31can protect
00:46:43them
00:46:43all right all right enough with the joking you thought i brought snipers i was bluffing you idiot
00:46:49you said you're gonna never shed blood again fine i guess you just have to watch while the people you
00:46:56love most suffer listen i just work here this has nothing to do with what you think i don't know
00:47:08that
00:47:08you know what i'm just showing you what happens when people get in my way
00:47:26it's okay mommy's okay carl just accept this offer you're gonna get us all killed oh just shut
00:47:31up carl please just say yes what's the point of your whole pacifist act if it's gonna end with us
00:47:36lying in a pool of our own blood good point don't you think i'll count it down for you let's
00:47:41see how
00:47:41many shots it takes for you to crack that's enough looks like you finally got the message except wait
00:47:46aren't you just some guy who works here don't these people mean nothing to you i'll start with the one
00:47:52who's already bleeding out and this time i'm not aiming at her leg i said enough let them go i'll
00:47:59join
00:47:59your organization
00:48:05oh how sweet our noble hero can't bear to see his lover in pain didn't hit any major orders let's
00:48:12get
00:48:12you back in the shape okay hey whoa whoa whoa not so fast did i say you could join yet
00:48:17what more do you
00:48:18want you see now it's your turn to beg me i might consider letting you in you had your chance
00:48:24to say
00:48:24yes when i was still asking nicely but now i'm gonna make you get on your knees and beg me
00:48:29like a
00:48:30little you do that and i might consider letting you in you're way out of line do you have any
00:48:35idea who
00:48:36you're threatening right now what's that oh please tell me by all means he's the best shot in the world
00:48:42he's the king of guns do you think anybody else would be able to curve a bullet like you saw
00:48:45in that video
00:48:51boss this bitch seems serious maybe we should check the intel man look at these ignorant clowns
00:48:57floating around their silly conspiracy theories not a clue how the world really works let me let you
00:49:03dummies in on a little secret the king of guns dropped off the map a year ago because he was
00:49:08killed
00:49:09what yup shot in the head one year ago during operation maple leaf
00:49:18carl operation maple leaf that sniper it was one of them i knew it there was no way carl was
00:49:23actually the king of guns it was all some big lie now we're all gonna die because this loser messed
00:49:27with
00:49:27wrong guy oh just shut up now is not time for your whining we're all gonna die carl think about
00:49:33us
00:49:34about rebecca you can't drag us down with you like this
00:49:41please i'm begging you i'll join the one just let them go what was that i don't know it didn't
00:49:48really sound like you mean it
00:49:52no hey hey it's okay everything's gonna be okay
00:50:01come on put some real feeling into it say it louder
00:50:04don't hurt my daddy he's the king of guns listen kid whoever the your daddy is right
00:50:10now he's nothing but the dirt beneath my shoes better get to begging or make sure that annoying
00:50:15little brat never speaks again please i'm begging you please let me join your organization this is your
00:50:23king of guns this is the noble hero who swore to never shed blood all i see in front of
00:50:29me is a spineless
00:50:37coward
00:50:37come on round of applause for our newest recruit
00:50:41you fucking bastard
00:50:47now it's time for your initiation
00:50:52hey you know we spent the fortune on you what's wrong with a little trial run i mean i don't
00:50:55know if
00:50:55that video was real or ai bullshit what the hell do you want hey don't be a baby
00:51:00this is the last test i promise we'll be working together real soon
00:51:05seeing is believing i want to watch you curve the bullet with my own eyes
00:51:10one shot and you'll let them go yep that's all it takes
00:51:14i want to make things a little bit more exciting i want to see you curve the bullet around your
00:51:19woman
00:51:19and hit him
00:51:26what the fuck why me
00:51:29no get off of me i could tell you hate his guts just think of it as a sign-on
00:51:34bonus
00:51:35carl don't do this well have you lost your mind a human life for your silly little game
00:51:40i mean aren't you the king of guns it should be easy to land a shot that won't even kill
00:51:45him
00:51:45although i wouldn't mind seeing his head get blown off i don't give a
00:52:00carl
00:52:02lewis lewis
00:52:29what are you waiting for beat him up
00:52:56what are you a washed up vet
00:53:00is that why you're too chicken to pull the trigger you got ptsd or something
00:53:04don't give that back that's my daddy's
00:53:07oh so it's important huh what that gives me an idea
00:53:23hey
00:53:27rebecca
00:53:31i'll fucking kill you you bit me you little bitch
00:53:37you know i like this gun and it's not bad i think i'll be keeping it you know everybody
00:53:42who's tried to fool me is dead right
00:53:48i think i'll take it easy on you so you have time to regret your silly little oath
00:54:04what did the doctor say she has a concussion and a broken rip from the head how could somebody do
00:54:11this to a kid
00:54:17hey baby daddy mommy is that you yeah yeah daddy and mommy are here
00:54:27how are you feeling hurts daddy hurts mommy hurts too i have to protect them we're okay rebecca
00:54:38uh rebecca it's just the painkiller is kicking in she's okay just let her get someone else
00:54:57mr smith welcome what brings you in today i had heard you were scouting out a new recruit
00:55:12mr smith
00:55:16picked up this sweet little piece today want to get a personalized scrub clean of any old marks
00:55:26this gun get rid of the numbers insignia new crib
00:55:33you know the drill now you make sure my name is the only one that's left on there got it
00:55:40yes i understand it it's just this gun appears to be
00:55:47unique for a special case like this i'd have to talk to my boss mr valentine
00:55:58you heard me make sure jane's gun range is renovated with top of the line equipment
00:56:03don't worry about cost i'll cover everything
00:56:09mr valentine hank brought in an antique revolver just now and he wants to have it scrubbed clean and
00:56:18personalized
00:56:21this revolver did you say where he got this no
00:56:24but you know hank is he definitely mugged some poor sucker for it
00:56:35curl all over jesus this is god this revolver belongs to the king of guns
00:56:55there's some place that i need to be stay here with rebecca
00:57:04you said your gun would never drop blood again
00:57:07yeah i tried to walk away from all that bloodshed they brought this on themselves
00:57:15my family's collection of guns is in the back of the range take your pick
00:57:21no i've got my own collection take care of rebecca
00:57:26and you're sure these are the guys that did it
00:57:29yeah
00:57:32make them pay for what they did to my dad
00:57:34i will
00:57:38i can't wait
00:57:44just promise me you'll make it out of this life
00:58:00i promise
00:58:10what took you so long it's no good for business old man where'd you get this gun
00:58:15you're in no position to be asking any questions now get to work i said where did you get this
00:58:20gun
00:58:22who gives a shit very well get the fuck out of my shop and take your shit with you now
00:58:28are you crazy
00:58:31don't forget matthew you made a fortune off of us
00:58:35what
00:58:35what say that again
00:58:40i mean for years you've you've been working for us i don't work for you kid i work
00:58:45with your father i'll ask you one last time where did you get the gun
00:58:56did you kill the owner no sure made his life to live in hell though
00:59:05wow you couldn't even finish the job he's still alive good job
00:59:11you've sure gone and done it yeah
00:59:17of course you did
00:59:22oh you're pointing a gun at me now in my gun shop just as reckless as your master
00:59:31mr serger smith saw what you did to his son he'll come for you
00:59:37then shoot now and finish her off or get the fuck out of here
00:59:46you think you can scare me huh because you work with my old man you're dead call my father tell
00:59:52him that matthew turned on us while you're at it give mr smith a message from me tell him i
00:59:59found
00:59:59who he's been looking for you take me for an idiot i know where you got that gun you stole
01:00:07it from a
01:00:08run-down shooting range on the east side right how'd you know ever hear the name carl oliver
01:00:18the king of guns that's right
01:00:26now look at the writing on the bottom of this grip
01:00:32no way that guy at the shooting range is the king of guns
01:01:04are you kidding me you think the king of guns is
01:01:08working at some rinky dink ass shooting range you mean this loser
01:01:11the video's a fake it's ai that's him he's the king of guns
01:01:18don't believe everything you see online old man he's not the king of guns i saw with my own eyes
01:01:24he's two chicken that pulled the trigger i had him begging for his life under my foot
01:01:28couldn't do not even after i hit his little girl
01:01:32what you hit rebecca yeah she was crying for her daddy
01:01:39you've doomed us all
01:01:43i even saw with my own eyes that bullet really did curve around shut up you know what i saw
01:01:51i saw a coward
01:01:52watch his wife get shot but he's about to die still couldn't pull the trigger you really think a
01:02:02dad gets here we'll go back to the range burn it down and keep him groveling like the worthless trash
01:02:08that he is no that's not it this has nothing to do with fear he swore to himself he would
01:02:17never
01:02:17shoot to kill again oh not this again listen the only thing you should be worried about is what you're
01:02:25you attacked a man who washed his hands clean you pushed him to take his gun and return
01:02:38dad you're finally here matthew turned on us even hit me leave us i need to have a word with
01:02:46matthew
01:02:48dead get the fuck out
01:02:56i heard you have found the man i was looking for yes mr smith well you struck my son yes
01:03:05i did oh care to explain why your son stole a gun from the king of guns
01:03:16and he and beat his little girl
01:03:27are you sure it's the king of guns i'm sure of all people you would recognize him
01:03:38this you have the audacity to report back to me wait you you didn't say that the hit was on
01:03:45the
01:03:45king of guns i want you blow somebody's head up from four thousand meters away but i did take out
01:03:51his spotter that's it's got to be worth a bit of the bounty right yeah okay
01:04:20bring my son in
01:04:30you were sent to scout a new recruit today correct yes he just did measure up you're so
01:04:36fucked matthew
01:04:43clean yourself you want me to step out dad what'd i do you failed your task today
01:04:52i followed protocol i offered him money he didn't measure up that is not the problem what i don't get
01:04:59it oh because you didn't kill him you idiot
01:05:16but all because i didn't kill that loser that's what's got you so mad
01:05:20it's not about what you did it's about who you did it to
01:05:26isn't he just some nobody who works at a shooting range
01:05:29you should be glad you're my son or i would have killed you with my own hands
01:05:33but my anger is nothing compared to who you have provoked
01:05:38what's the big deal i thought he was just some nobody working at a shooting range
01:05:45that nobody is the king of guns carl oliver
01:05:56a year ago he disappeared the word on the street is that we took him out
01:06:00that rumor made the one a legend among assassins but i'm the only one who knew the truth
01:06:09the king of gods is still alive
01:06:14for a year now i have enjoyed the glory and fame that that lie has brought but the truth kept
01:06:21me up at
01:06:21night knowing that my worst nightmare was still out there and now my son you have called my worst nightmare
01:06:46to me
01:06:48dad i'll clean up my own mess oh and how do you plan to do that i'll take my men
01:06:54and i'll kill them now
01:06:55could you fucking you weren't listening to a single word i said were you
01:07:02it's too late he's the king of guns and he's coming for you
01:07:08and you will do nothing as there's nothing you can do
01:07:17he's really the king of guns and i humiliated him
01:07:21fuck
01:07:32this is natty valentine is it with you
01:07:37yes it is cn5 mr oliver
01:07:44mr oliver
01:07:53what did he say he's on his way
01:07:58i gotta get out of here i gotta hide
01:07:59don't move
01:08:01you stay right where you are you idiot
01:08:06give me your phone
01:08:14hello mr oliver
01:08:16i am the leader of the one and i heard about the incident at the shooting range and would like
01:08:21to
01:08:22extend my sincerest apologies
01:08:26i understand my son has offended you and if it will resolve the matter i will have his legs cut
01:08:32off and i will deliver them to you along with 50 million in compensation
01:08:39we can settle this like civilized men don't let hate drag you back into the life you left behind
01:08:46and you swore you out of god would never drop blood again
01:08:54what'd he say huh we're gonna be all right he wants you dead
01:09:02have your men guard you round the clock
01:09:07of course all my men are a-class shooters this this this won't be easy
01:09:30you called me a nobody handyman
01:09:35but here i am the king of guns
01:09:55mr oliver please it's all a misunderstanding we can talk this out
01:10:07on your right
01:10:17what the fuck he shot the bullet
01:10:41the bullet curved you really are the king of guns you said it yourself seeing is believing
01:11:07you got what you wanted let me go thanks to your son i finally found the man who killed my
01:11:14friend
01:11:15this is for lewis
01:11:32jane your shooting range has passed all inspections and is ready for business thank you this is so
01:11:42amazing hey and just in time for the national sharpshooter competition and it's all brand
01:11:48new equipment and guns i even extended your range a few hundred yards
01:11:54i wish carl were here still no news from carl after he got his revenge he disappeared again
01:12:04i've had my men looking for him but
01:12:10his reappearance shook up the world of assassins and the military as for the one the fbi has
01:12:18wiped them out you don't have to worry about them coming after you all thanks to carl he'll be back
01:12:24right hey heard you got an opening
01:12:33you
01:12:37you
01:12:39you
01:12:45you
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