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She's Not Homeless, She's Healer Goddess | Full Short Drama Romance Power
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00:00:00Música
00:00:02Healer Goddess, hear my plea
00:00:05Please save my kind
00:00:23Rod of a sepulis
00:00:43Rejuvening
00:00:51Praise, she is the Healer Goddess
00:00:55No, please, don't call me that
00:00:59I'm just glad I could help
00:01:05Here you go, miss
00:01:06Thank you
00:01:09Why be weighed down by a throne when I can live amongst the common people and help those the most
00:01:13in need
00:01:26You must be rushing off to go find your jewels because only a sackless coward would hit a puppy and
00:01:31run
00:01:34Aw, it's okay, little guy
00:01:38I'll fix you right up
00:01:44Right rewrites the wrong
00:01:54See, good as the day you can kicking out of your mother's womb
00:01:59Come on Cleo, let's go
00:02:09Hey, hey, hey
00:02:15Please
00:02:17Please, my brother's been in a coma the last two years
00:02:21We have no idea what the illness is
00:02:23If anyone can help cure him, we will pay you handsomely
00:02:26The Elizander Armstrong
00:02:27His military family basically owns the entire global stock market
00:02:32He's so hot
00:02:33Does he come with the money?
00:02:35Yes, he'll even marry you if you can cure him
00:02:37Money, fame, power
00:02:40It's all yours
00:02:46Are we still moving forward, Miss Trixie?
00:02:48Yes, give the presidential contract to Marissa
00:02:52Oh, I have another call coming in
00:02:55Grandma!
00:02:56I'm dying! Save me, Trixie!
00:03:00Grandma?
00:03:02Grandma
00:03:02When are you getting married? I'm already a hundred years old
00:03:07I'm gonna keep you healthy forever, Grandma
00:03:09And Butch is still on deployment
00:03:11So that's why I haven't been married yet
00:03:16Oh, but why marry a vegetable when I can bang a younger stud like you?
00:03:23We're talking about my brother's life
00:03:24I don't have time for jokes
00:03:27No!
00:03:36Please go feed your dog, Miss
00:03:38Don't let it starve like you
00:03:39Oh, kind stranger
00:03:41Let me repay you by granting you a wish
00:03:43Grant me a wish?
00:03:44That you can barely feed yourself
00:03:46The downfall of humanity
00:03:48It all starts with the loss of faith
00:03:51What?
00:03:52Oh, jeez, this is giving me a migraine
00:03:55Are you telling me to pray to God?
00:03:57Because we've been doing that
00:03:58I'm telling you to have some faith in me
00:04:01Okay, uh
00:04:03I wish for you to cure my brother's illness
00:04:06Can you do that?
00:04:07I can topple mountains and make a king out of a frog if I wanted to
00:04:11Cleo, stay right here for a second
00:04:13Don't go too far, Cleo
00:04:18Hold still
00:04:25What?
00:04:26My migraine's gone
00:04:28Okay, then let's go
00:04:29If you can cure my brother, he'll even marry you
00:04:31Come on, come on
00:04:33Come on, come on
00:05:01Oh!
00:05:01I'm so hopeless
00:05:01And I have mastered all healing methods of the east
00:05:05I can detect what condition your son has with just one needle
00:05:26I have no clue what this is
00:05:29Oh, it looks like the angel Hercules doesn't live up to her name after all
00:05:35That's why we saved the best for last
00:05:37Me, the witch doctor
00:05:39I'll save your son Lysander
00:05:52He's not budging, there's no movement
00:05:53Truly, I have saved thousands of patients all over the world but
00:05:57I don't know what this is
00:06:01Lord, I've scoured the earth for the best doctors
00:06:03They've tried all these methods and they've all failed
00:06:06If we can't save him, there's only one person who can
00:06:12Who?
00:06:16The goddess of healing
00:06:19Wait a second
00:06:20You're not talking about the legendary goddess you
00:06:23That's correct
00:06:24Her right rewrites the rond and her left leaves the bereft
00:06:29That's her motto
00:06:31It's what makes her a sage amongst mortals
00:06:33We are nothing compared to her
00:06:36She is eccentric and elusive
00:06:39No one has ever seen her before
00:06:41If this legendary healer is the only one that can truly save my son
00:06:45I don't care if I go bankrupt
00:06:48I will find her
00:06:49James, come
00:06:51Put out a voucher
00:06:52To the entire world
00:06:54Whoever finds the goddess healer
00:06:56Will get the five million dollars
00:06:59There's no need
00:07:14I'll save your son
00:07:17Who the hell is she?
00:07:18Dad, she says she can cure Lysander
00:07:20She's gonna save your brother?
00:07:22Don't be ridiculous
00:07:23How can this shit-stained hobo cure your brother?
00:07:27Exactly
00:07:27God, the unemployed are getting crazier and crazier
00:07:31She's trying to scam her way into marrying the rich
00:07:34Ew!
00:07:35She even brought a filthy dog with her
00:07:37I bet it has fleas
00:07:39That flea-infested dirty thing is your companion
00:07:43Don't try to steal Lysander Armstrong from us
00:07:51Don't touch him
00:07:54They say don't judge a book by its cover
00:07:56But I can see from all your faces that you've failed
00:07:59So step aside
00:08:01I'll take it from here
00:08:02Could you hold this?
00:08:04Ho, ho, ho, ho
00:08:05You're not gonna touch my son
00:08:07I'm the richest tycoon in this country
00:08:10And a former general
00:08:11I know a gold-digging whore when I see one
00:08:14I bet she's only here because giving blowjobs on the street corners wasn't paying enough cash
00:08:20Who knows what an unskilled whore girl like her would do for some
00:08:24A skinny-ass beggar trying to take advantage of Lysander Armstrong when he's unconscious?
00:08:30Ew!
00:08:32Disgusting
00:08:32Go back to being a prostitute
00:08:34Security!
00:08:35Get this STD-infested peasant out of here now, let's go
00:08:39If you throw me out, you're tossing away your son's last chance at life
00:08:47Sir, we are at our wits' end trying to find a cure for Master Lysander and to no avail
00:08:52Maybe we should give her a try
00:08:55You can always deal with her later if she turns out to be a fraud
00:08:58Alright, I'll give you a shot
00:09:01But I warn you, if you fail, I'll have your and your dog's head mounted on my wall
00:09:07Is that any way to ask for help?
00:09:10You'd be blessed to have me
00:09:12And I'm only here to repay your younger son's kindness
00:09:15But since I'm not welcome here
00:09:18I'll leave
00:09:20Devon, come find me when you have a different wish
00:09:22No, Miss Trixie, my brother is a hero to me
00:09:26I can't lose him
00:09:28Well, if he's a hero to you
00:09:32Then that means he must be a good person
00:09:34My brother is a war hero
00:09:36Who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack
00:09:38Also, he's great with puppies, he'd make a great husband
00:09:44Who says I want to marry him?
00:09:45As if the number one hottest 30 under 30 would even dream of marrying a penniless bum like you
00:09:52Only a lunatic would be crazy enough to marry her
00:09:55I mean, look at her
00:09:56Even if she cleaned herself up
00:09:58You couldn't find an ounce of femininity on her
00:10:02Only those cut from the lowest ranks were bigger over such trivial matters
00:10:06Continue wasting your time
00:10:08But I'm saving this patient
00:10:09I don't know
00:10:21I don't know
00:10:23What's happening?
00:10:24What are we doing?
00:10:35What the hell are you doing?
00:10:39i knew she was a perv
00:10:41she's definitely trying to steal lysander from us
00:10:44do you all not know that sweat can tell you everything that's medically wrong with a patient
00:10:47are you insane security smash her face in for licking my son
00:10:53he's born with congenital heart disease has a peanut allergy
00:10:56and the condition he has is called endogenic cryomorphy
00:10:59yeah right i mean no way you got all that just from licking him
00:11:04oh okay i've studied every disease known to man right
00:11:07i even have the badge of universal medicine right here
00:11:11and i've never heard of endo cryo
00:11:15what what
00:11:18this
00:11:25is worth nothing when i have the real thing right here
00:11:27what so you think that this crummy walking stick of yours is what
00:11:34the rod of a sepulius why don't you go back to the homeless asylum where you came from if you're
00:11:39going to be this delusional i agree i mean even if she does solve this medical mystery
00:11:44what is the point of doctors who have studied for years we are all certified but lysander
00:11:51does have congenital heart disease she's right about everything
00:11:58yeah but if she just throws out a bunch of fake diagnosis one of them is bound to be right
00:12:03and again there is no such thing as endocryo what what
00:12:07endogenic cryomorphine
00:12:08oh and of course none of you have heard of it
00:12:10because i just discovered it
00:12:13this condition only affects those with both chd and a peanut allergy
00:12:17the chances are a billion to one a hundred times rarer than winning the lottery
00:12:21but lucky for you all you've hit the jackpot by finding me
00:12:27what a bunch of baloney
00:12:28i mean you wouldn't be homeless if you were actually any good
00:12:33precisely you are just a scamming prostitute
00:12:36you don't compare to meet us who actually studied real medicine
00:12:41i bet you were too poor to go to real medical school
00:12:45oh so she went to the super circus instead
00:12:48and now she's here putting on this clown show coming up with fake diseases
00:12:53which mean nothing if you can't wake him up
00:12:56is that supposed to be a challenge
00:12:58oh my god
00:13:00if you three incompetent doormats want to show me up
00:13:04i think you all should grow parts of your brain back
00:13:07which by the way that condition is called an encephaly
00:13:11what is that supposed to mean
00:13:13it means you're being schooled by me
00:13:14and i'm about to walk all over your medical licensees
00:13:19then let's have a bet
00:13:20if you can't heal him
00:13:24we'll break your hands
00:13:26and then you can't pretend to have healing hands anymore
00:13:32these hands have saved more lives than all three of you combined
00:13:36you're that desperate to get rid of your competition
00:13:39huh
00:13:40miss trixie
00:13:41don't risk your hands for them
00:13:43there's too many lives at stake
00:13:47don't worry
00:13:48i got this
00:13:52it's a deal
00:13:53i'll save lysander armstrong
00:13:55no one is dying on my watch
00:14:04lysander armstrong has been in a vegetative state for two years
00:14:11are you stopping me because you're scared i'd actually succeed
00:14:14homeless or not
00:14:16if you save my son
00:14:17i'll give you everything
00:14:27i'll even have lysander my heir marry you
00:14:30i'm not doing this for the money or for a wealthy husband
00:14:33i just believe in helping good people and doing the right thing
00:14:38prepare a jacuzzi set at exactly 113 degrees fahrenheit
00:14:41wait wait wait wait what what for
00:14:42don't listen to her
00:14:45she probably stinks so bad that she just wants a bath to wash the homeless stench off of her
00:14:50firstly
00:14:51this is called greatness
00:14:53secondly
00:14:54even if you drown yourself in plastic surgery
00:14:57you couldn't get rid of your own ugly moral character
00:15:01what did you just call me
00:15:05there's a man's life at stake here
00:15:08and you're standing in my way
00:15:09don't don the mantle of doctor when you're only capable of harm
00:15:13now stop getting in my way
00:15:16or i promise you
00:15:17you will be bubbling at the mouth very soon
00:15:20oh yeah
00:15:20hey you want to see real pain
00:15:22where's the dog
00:15:23well put down the dog
00:15:24with pleasure
00:15:41left leaves the wrong bereft
00:15:48you don't deserve to call yourself a doctor
00:15:53she's been poisoned
00:15:56it was her
00:15:57do you see any poison on me
00:15:59medicine in the right hands can save lives
00:16:02but in the wrong hands
00:16:04it becomes nothing but poison
00:16:06this bitch isn't good enough to take down the queen of medicine
00:16:09do you have one of your antidotes on you
00:16:11of course
00:16:12i've saved entire civilizations with my antidotes
00:16:16if i want to save someone
00:16:17even the grim reaper can't stop me
00:16:35why is she spitting blood
00:16:37this wasn't supposed to happen
00:16:38i thought you said even the grim reaper can't get in your way
00:16:42angel herbalist
00:16:43this is what i call
00:16:45malpractice
00:16:47this isn't fatal
00:16:48she'll live
00:16:49but she deserves a little punishment
00:16:51well
00:16:52where's the jacuzzi i asked for
00:16:54jacuzzi is ready
00:16:55right this way
00:16:56wait wait wait wait wait wait
00:16:58what the hell is going on
00:16:59you say you want your son to live on
00:17:01to give you tons of grandchildren
00:17:02don't you
00:17:03then stop getting in my way
00:17:05every second counts
00:17:08let's go for a dip
00:17:09shall we
00:17:14general armstrong
00:17:15your family is the richest
00:17:17and most powerful in the nation
00:17:19are you really gonna let this hobo slut
00:17:22touch your son
00:17:23hold on
00:17:23you two are going in there
00:17:25alone
00:17:26if you don't want these drooling vultures to see your son naked
00:17:30then sure
00:17:31invite everyone in
00:17:33all right
00:17:34but i warn you
00:17:35no funny business
00:17:54not enough
00:17:59but i don't want these drooling vultures to explain
00:18:21let me in there
00:18:21and we can nd
00:18:22to
00:18:22go
00:18:22go
00:18:22go
00:18:22go
00:18:22go
00:18:38¡Gracias!
00:18:58¡Gracias!
00:19:50¡Gracias!
00:19:54¡Gracias!
00:19:55I'm not gonna let this homeless hoochie mama trap my son.
00:20:00I'm gonna save him myself.
00:20:06You see that, General?
00:20:08This isn't just a gulldicking con woman.
00:20:10This is a witchcraft.
00:20:13I know what this is!
00:20:15This is the Dark Witch.
00:20:17I've heard of her.
00:20:18She uses her dark magic to steal the hearts of young, handsome men
00:20:23And then she eats them alive
00:20:24I'm gonna kill that bitch before she takes my son
00:20:27James, get the SWAT team
00:20:30Yes, sir
00:20:34You're regaining consciousness
00:20:46Help me
00:20:47I just want
00:20:52Something's wrong
00:20:56You were drunk with an aphrodisiac
00:20:59Lysander Armstrong and his fortune will soon be mine
00:21:04That's one more thing I'm saving you from
00:21:13Sir?
00:21:14The SWAT team is here
00:21:16Captain Morales
00:21:19My son is trapped behind there
00:21:21With a devious, man-eating witch
00:21:24I need you to do whatever you can to tear down that door
00:21:27Rest assured, General Armstrong
00:21:29We'll break down that door and bury that bitch alive
00:21:46Who the fuck are you?
00:21:48And why the hell are we naked?
00:21:51Good
00:21:52You're awake
00:21:53I'm saving you
00:21:54I'm saving you
00:21:55Saving you?
00:21:56By bathing with me?
00:21:58Who are you?
00:21:58Are you a fucking spy?
00:22:01Talk
00:22:01I swear to God
00:22:02I'll have you arrested for this
00:22:05You're the one who's trying to kiss me in your stipper
00:22:09I will never
00:22:11I will never
00:22:16I will never
00:22:25Look who's guilty now
00:22:29Look, I don't know what the fuck this is
00:22:31All right
00:22:31But it is a biological fact
00:22:33A man is attracted to a naked woman
00:22:37And her breasts
00:22:38It's science, okay?
00:22:40It just means that my body
00:22:41Oh, shut up
00:22:44You just contacted me with your foot
00:22:47And I'm a professional
00:22:49I hear Lysander's voice
00:22:50Captain, do something now
00:22:52Ready
00:22:58We're almost there
00:23:00Aim
00:23:03Get him, boys
00:23:04Get him
00:23:06Fire
00:23:10Fire
00:23:25Those e-missiles
00:23:27How is this possible?
00:23:29It's not even a scratch
00:23:30I told you this is dark magic
00:23:33Of course your earthly bullets won't do a thing
00:23:35No
00:23:36I believe Miss Trixie is a good person
00:23:38She's not the dark witch
00:23:40Young Master Armstrong
00:23:42You are too easily fooled
00:23:44This homeless psycho
00:23:46Doesn't even have the skills to make a living
00:23:48How is she going to save someone else's life?
00:23:50That's right
00:23:51The Queen Angel and I
00:23:53Are already the top female doctors in the world
00:23:55If we can't save him
00:23:57No one can
00:23:58Except for the goddess healer
00:23:59Think about it
00:24:00We heard Lysander's voice
00:24:02He's been in a coma for two years
00:24:04Miss Trixie must have woken him up
00:24:05You're right
00:24:06Wait, this homeless girl is maybe the goddess
00:24:12Maybe this homeless girl is really the goddess
00:24:15No, no
00:24:16Absolutely not
00:24:17There is no way this hobo girl is better than us
00:24:21How could you know for sure?
00:24:22Right now, what we need to do is not interrupt Miss Trixie
00:24:26You're wrong, sir
00:24:27This homeless snake is using the forbidden techniques on Master Lysander
00:24:31It's called borderline revival
00:24:33She uses torturous pain to wake the patient
00:24:37But only temporarily
00:24:39It's a trick
00:24:40To pull the wool over your eyes and ears
00:24:43That means my son is in tremendous pain
00:24:46I'm going to ask you two to do whatever you can
00:24:49To kill that antler rod bearing witch
00:24:52My son doesn't deserve this
00:24:54He is dying right now
00:24:55Naked in a jacuzzi
00:24:57With a smelly vagrant
00:24:58Then it looks like it's up to me
00:25:00The witch doctor
00:25:02Only I know the right techniques to take her down
00:25:06My son's life is in your hands
00:25:09You heal him
00:25:10I will give you
00:25:10Whatever your heart desires
00:25:13I don't know who you are
00:25:15But there is no way
00:25:17I am letting you rip my golden bachelor away from me
00:25:21This isn't
00:25:23The finishing touch
00:25:25I must now give you the kiss of life
00:25:27So we can both survive
00:25:47It's poison gas
00:25:50Poison gas will smoke them out
00:25:52And end her torture over Master Lysander
00:25:54Poison gas?
00:25:56My son is in there
00:25:57You're jeopardizing his life as well
00:26:00No, don't worry, General
00:26:01Gold diggers like her only care about themselves
00:26:04Soon, she'll come out crying to Mommy
00:26:07Then we can reverse the poison on your son
00:26:10And then he can marry one of us
00:26:12They really won't stop until they get both of us killed
00:26:18I knew they promised you that I'd save you
00:26:21It's now or never
00:26:35What the hell are they doing in there?
00:26:37It's been over ten minutes
00:26:38Wait a second
00:26:40You don't think that they're
00:26:42You!
00:26:43You suffocated my brother and Miss Trixie in there!
00:26:45Don't point your fingers at me!
00:26:47If your brother's dead
00:26:48It's because of that homeless gold digger
00:26:50Oh my god
00:26:51Yeah?
00:26:52She's the one who sealed the door shut
00:26:54I mean, she probably locked themselves in there on accident
00:26:57Miss Trixie wouldn't have to do that
00:26:59If you weren't trying to sabotage her from saving my brother
00:27:02This is taking way too long
00:27:05Captain Morales
00:27:06It's time to get out
00:27:07The big guns
00:27:08These bazookas can flatten even a bomb shelter
00:27:12Bazooka
00:27:13She won't be able to hide even if she's the devil himself
00:27:16Crap, oh my god
00:27:17Get back some
00:27:19Ready
00:27:21Aim
00:27:22Oh shit
00:27:27Quit your whining and stand down
00:27:41The parasite's been extracted
00:27:43Shoot her dead now
00:27:44Do I need to fix your hearing too?
00:27:47I said stand down
00:27:50Don't listen to her
00:27:51She's a fraud
00:27:52A termite to the field of medicine
00:27:54I just saved this man that otherwise would have died in your care
00:27:58If I'm a termite, then
00:28:00You're worse than a disease-spreading tick
00:28:03Wait a second
00:28:04Are you saying you cured my son?
00:28:06He'll wake in just a moment
00:28:07You can see for yourself
00:28:09Well now you're just asking to be exposed
00:28:12That is it
00:28:13No more stalling, General
00:28:15If you won't punish her
00:28:16I will
00:28:21Don't hurt her
00:28:27He's a cure
00:28:34His pulse is regular
00:28:35In fact, it's never been better
00:28:40There's no sign of illness, infection, or disease
00:28:51Miss Trixie did it, Dad
00:28:53Lysander's warm again
00:28:54He's not cold and pale like before
00:28:56And his heart is strong
00:28:58Come, feel it
00:29:01I saved my son
00:29:03Thank you
00:29:03Next time, don't go seeking medical advice from those with ill will
00:29:07Your son would have otherwise died
00:29:09By their greedy and unskilled hands
00:29:11I've learned my lesson
00:29:13I will not let these two nutjobs ever practice their voodoo voodoo magic again
00:29:18Wait, wait, no, no
00:29:19There is only one person in the world
00:29:22Who is more skilled in the field of medicine
00:29:24Than the queen, angel, and I
00:29:33Could you really be the goddess of healing?
00:29:36But rumor has it that the goddess of healing is well over 100 years old
00:29:40And you don't look a day after 20
00:29:43It doesn't matter who I am
00:29:45What matters is that the patient is healthy again
00:29:47Devon, I've repaid your kindness by fulfilling your wish of saving your brother
00:29:51Take care
00:29:52No, wait
00:29:54Miss Trixie, we still haven't fulfilled our promise to you yet
00:29:57He's right
00:29:58We are men of our words
00:30:00And as I promised you, my heir, Lysander
00:30:02Would take you as a wife if you cured him
00:30:04And you did just that
00:30:05Of course, you're welcome to marry me instead
00:30:08I really appreciate it, but
00:30:12I'm sorry, I
00:30:15I'm already engaged
00:30:19Already engaged?
00:30:20I am
00:30:21I've been patiently awaiting his return from deployment
00:30:23For the last three years
00:30:25And he's coming back today
00:30:27But don't be disappointed
00:30:29Really, I'm no one special
00:30:31I just got lucky with your brother
00:30:33Some guru taught me that spa water can cure all kinds of ailments
00:30:36But you're still Lysander's savior
00:30:38Please, let me give you what I promised
00:30:40Take the gold
00:30:41No, really
00:30:44I don't need anything
00:30:45I just believe in doing good in the world
00:30:51Trixie, it's your fiance
00:30:53He's back
00:30:54And he says he's breaking up with you
00:30:58I must go
00:31:06Hobo close
00:31:07Halo glow
00:31:08I bet the goddess healer is just like Miss Trixie
00:31:12It was just dumb luck
00:31:14She's even dumber for not accepting his marriage proposal
00:31:16She could have been the richest woman in the world
00:31:19Marrying the hottest, most powerful bachelor around
00:31:25I'm gonna marry that homeless woman
00:31:31Oh my god
00:31:33I mean, I don't know about that homeless bimbo
00:31:36But this is godly
00:31:39No, no, no, no, no, Lysander
00:31:41Lysander, our job was supposed to be mine
00:31:45I'd so much rather share him with you
00:31:47Than let that penniless, ugly bitch have him
00:31:50You two nut jobs are a disgrace to your profession
00:31:53Take these two weirdos out of here
00:31:55And revoke their licenses
00:31:56Wait, no
00:31:57We're not brides
00:31:59No, she's just better than us
00:32:02Oh my god
00:32:06We were truly blessed to have Miss Trixie here, huh?
00:32:09She's no average Jane
00:32:10No, she isn't
00:32:11She said it was just dumb luck
00:32:13But if she truly had these special skills
00:32:16Why did she wear that shit-stained dress
00:32:18And had an impeccable looking doll?
00:32:20But think about the impenetrable walls
00:32:21No normal person could have done that
00:32:23Goddess or not
00:32:25Homeless or not, I don't care
00:32:27I have never met a woman like that
00:32:28I have to find her, I have to make her my life
00:32:31She won my heart over too
00:32:33But if my bestest big bro wants her
00:32:35I'll help you find her
00:32:36Alright, listen
00:32:37I need help finding three wedding gifts
00:32:45I'm dumping Trixie
00:32:46So I want you, your granddaughters
00:32:49Filthy things
00:32:50Out of my house
00:32:52Now
00:32:53Trixie paid for this house
00:32:54She waited for you
00:32:56For three years
00:32:58She was dumb enough to put my name on the lease
00:33:00And I'm upgrading for a better girlfriend now
00:33:02One with some serious
00:33:03Fuck you money
00:33:05So get lost
00:33:06Who gave you permission to bark like a rabbit hyena in my house?
00:33:16Grandma
00:33:18Beatrice, Trixie, Amore
00:33:21I've been dying to throw this in your face
00:33:23I'm dumping you for your best friend, Marissa
00:33:27In fact, the wedding's tomorrow
00:33:30So sign over the house, now
00:33:37You gave me this ring and asked me to wait
00:33:40And I did
00:33:41For three years while you were deployed
00:33:44Yet you cheat on me with my best friend
00:33:46And now you're trying to swindle my home?
00:33:50Do you have no shame?
00:33:51We were together for three years
00:33:53And, uh
00:33:54It was a complete waste of my life
00:33:55When I could have been with a loaded girl like Marissa
00:34:03That's how much she would owe me
00:34:05If I was in the rent-the-boyfriend business
00:34:09I see you're fulfilling your highest aspirations
00:34:11Of being a low-grade male prostitute
00:34:17Oh yeah?
00:34:19Well, Marissa
00:34:21Is so much better than you
00:34:23She grew up even poorer than you
00:34:26And now
00:34:27She's the CEO of an entire corporation
00:34:33And you
00:34:35You're still nothing
00:34:37So you think she's an upgrade?
00:34:40Of course she's an upgrade
00:34:41Look what she, uh, got me for my engagement
00:34:45Oops
00:34:46Yeah
00:34:48That's maybe worth one millionth the presidential contract I gave her
00:34:57You gave her the presidential contract?
00:35:00I certainly did
00:35:00In fact, Marissa, you and your dimwit brother
00:35:05Only have everything you have all thanks to me
00:35:13Oh, I think she's losing it, bro
00:35:15That breakup must have hit her hard
00:35:17You two are the ungrateful, cheating scum here
00:35:21My granddaughter supported you and your entire family for three years while you were gone
00:35:27How dare you insult her?
00:35:31It's okay, Grandma
00:35:32Let's not stoop to that level
00:35:35Poor Edna
00:35:36She still doesn't know what you're doing out there on the streets, huh?
00:35:39What is he talking about, Jersey?
00:35:41Show her, Bob
00:35:47This is how embarrassingly useless your granddaughter is
00:35:50She didn't purchase this house on her own
00:35:52She was begging on the street for money
00:35:56I can't be caught with a piss-poor nobody like you
00:35:59Even if you got no game
00:36:01I got street cred I got out of keep, you dig?
00:36:04The word you're looking for is dignity
00:36:06And you're one to speak, cheater
00:36:10Is this true, Trixie?
00:36:15I've been broadening my horizons, Grandma
00:36:17I want to see how regular, everyday people live
00:36:20So that I can help them
00:36:22Of course, those without substance underneath would never understand that
00:36:27What is that supposed to mean?
00:36:28It means the new girlfriend you think is an upgrade
00:36:32Is actually a downgrade
00:36:37Enough bullshitting already
00:36:38Just sign the damn papers and we can each get on with our lives
00:36:54At your wedding, I will
00:36:55What?
00:36:57If you won't do good by me of breaking things off before two-timing me with my best friend
00:37:02Why should I do good by you?
00:37:05I'll give you my John Hancock at your wedding
00:37:07As a charity to you
00:37:10Fucking bitch!
00:37:12You better keep your word
00:37:13Oh, that's rich
00:37:15After tomorrow, you will never feel so rich ever again
00:37:17Do you remember that?
00:37:25Trixie, Marissa's a millionaire now
00:37:28They'll destroy you if you show even so much as a hair at their wedding
00:37:33Grandma
00:37:34I have to confess something to you
00:37:36I've secretly amassed a fortune worth trillions
00:37:42That would make you the richest person on the planet
00:37:47It's because of the healing hands I inherited from Asseplius
00:37:50The god of healing
00:37:52I've saved several world leaders with these hands
00:37:56That's how I was able to give Marissa the presidential contract
00:38:00And become the goddess healer
00:38:01It makes me angrier hearing her name knowing how she betrayed you
00:38:05But please, Trixie dear
00:38:07I know it was to broken your heart
00:38:10But embellishing your worth and who you are
00:38:14It will only delay the healing process
00:38:17You don't have to believe me just yet
00:38:19After we lost mom and dad
00:38:21Because we didn't have the money for their medical bills
00:38:24I vowed that I would do everything I can to serve those in need
00:38:29That's why I'm taking everything back from Butch
00:38:31And I'm giving it back to charity
00:38:32You've always had an angel's heart
00:38:35I'm certain you will meet someone who will treat you right
00:38:39Who actually deserves you
00:38:41You will see tomorrow, Grandma
00:38:45Oh, yeah
00:38:51You said Trixie's crushing your wedding
00:38:53She was bullying us too, Sasa
00:38:55She's probably trying to extort you
00:38:58Now that she knows you're rich as fuck
00:39:00I hope when nobody steps on Snake
00:39:02Snake bites back hard
00:39:04So let her come and embarrass herself
00:39:07Yeah
00:39:07You mean
00:39:10We broadcast
00:39:12That video of me
00:39:16Yes
00:39:16Her cavewoman's take the 19th century tin can
00:39:20She'll prop me up higher on my pedestal
00:39:22And the whole world sees her in her homeless mess
00:39:24Against my presidential glow up
00:39:26Let's turn this party into her funeral
00:39:35There he is
00:39:38Welcome home, brother
00:39:40Welcome home, General
00:39:44Sir, the homeless woman who saved you, Miss Trixie
00:39:47This is the file of her ex, Butch Tanner
00:39:49He served with your regiment in the Marines
00:39:51You mean the Butch Tanner that can barely carry supplies
00:39:54Well, she's been providing for him and his entire family
00:39:56While he's been deployed overseas, sir
00:39:58So she waited for him for years
00:40:00And then he betrayed her
00:40:01Fucking coward
00:40:02According to intel, she's planning to bring it down on them at their wedding
00:40:05Then we should join her
00:40:08Men, I'm only alive today because of that virtuous woman
00:40:11And her incredible power
00:40:12That saved my life
00:40:13So she needs our support
00:40:14Will you join me in protecting her?
00:40:16Yes, sir
00:40:17We will allow our lives to protect her, sir
00:40:20Then let's roll
00:40:36Welcome, everyone, to my wedding
00:40:38Today is a very special day for me and Butch
00:40:41Not only are we getting married
00:40:42But in just one hour, my company will be receiving the presidential contract
00:40:46Allowing my biomedical company to go public
00:40:52Congratulations on the contract once again, Mrs.
00:40:55Wakeham, Stowe, Butch is taking my last name
00:40:58Oh, and please don't be so uptight, Secretary Cho
00:41:02You are the secretary of the entire U.S. Health Department
00:41:05But this is a partay, after all
00:41:07I see some of the most important people in the nation have also arrived to celebrate you
00:41:13The U.S. President will also be arriving soon to give you the contract herself
00:41:19It's an honor
00:41:20And that's why Sasa is the best wife a man could ever dream of
00:41:25We will make sure the crowd is entertained tonight
00:41:28We'll let the wedding begin
00:41:32Not so fast
00:41:33The party doesn't start until I say it does
00:41:58You two really are a match made in hell
00:42:00So I've come to save your guests from this oncoming train wreck
00:42:04I don't recognize it from any of our elite circles
00:42:07Who is she?
00:42:08Uh, this is our entertainment for tonight, sir
00:42:11Just watch
00:42:15Trixie, what are you doing here?
00:42:16This isn't the homeless shelter you lost
00:42:18I bet she's here to bum a meal off us
00:42:20You know, being this poor
00:42:24Me, from a meal
00:42:25Have you forgotten that it was I who bankrolled you two for the last three years?
00:42:30And what evidence do you have of that?
00:42:32Look at me, then go look at yourself in the mirror
00:42:34I'm a millionaire CEO
00:42:36Even the first woman president will be here any second now to congratulate me
00:42:41And you're nothing but a washed up sewer rat
00:42:44Sasa, she's like so obsessed with me
00:42:48See everyone, Butch already cut ties with his ex
00:42:51But she's so shameless and desperate that she'd still show up to my wedding to suck up to me
00:42:57This is what poor sad girls do
00:43:00They beg for scraps from us, the rich and glorious
00:43:04Rejecting much, Marissa?
00:43:06You might feel all high and mighty now
00:43:08But don't bite the hand that feeds you
00:43:11Especially when I'm the one who's giving you the contract
00:43:18You giving me the contract?
00:43:21You have no skills, no education, no connection
00:43:25So how could you possibly have a pool to get the US fucking president to give me a billion dollar
00:43:31contract?
00:43:32We both share humble beginnings, Marissa
00:43:34And I saw potential in you
00:43:36Even trusted you as my best friend
00:43:38But I recognize now that greed has poisoned you
00:43:41Don't be all sore now just because I stole your man
00:43:44This is what us rich girls do
00:43:47They steal from lame spinsters for fun
00:43:50Damn right
00:43:51You were too embarrassing for me
00:43:54Sasa tramples you any day
00:43:56I can say that now that I'm marrying the rich
00:44:00Bravo
00:44:01Self-admission of a gold digger
00:44:02Quick, somebody put that on a memoir
00:44:04Sasa, she's embarrassing me in front of everyone
00:44:06You should make yourself
00:44:07Don't listen to her, everyone
00:44:09She's the gold digging, blood sucking leech
00:44:12I don't even have to lift a finger and you're already embarrassing yourself in front of everyone for me, butch
00:44:19You may look and sound like a man
00:44:21But you're nothing but a pathetic coward
00:44:23Okay, enough!
00:44:24You know what I always couldn't stand about you?
00:44:26Your moral posturing
00:44:28But guess what?
00:44:30Morals are just lies to make you lame girls feel better about yourselves
00:44:33That's why no man will choose you over Marissa Trixie
00:44:37Cause I've got the material goods
00:44:39And you're just all empty talk
00:44:41I'm not here to request to be chosen
00:44:43Because I'm the one who's doing the choosing
00:44:47See this?
00:44:59Oh my god
00:45:01Is that the billion dollar contract for Sasa?
00:45:06The one that's supposed to make us all rich as fuck?
00:45:08No, absolutely not
00:45:10I don't believe it
00:45:12You all sound so scared already
00:45:14Don't worry
00:45:14This isn't that contract
00:45:17It's the lease to the modest home you try to swindle from me
00:45:23See everyone
00:45:24She's just trying to bluff us
00:45:26But you don't even have the guts to go all the way
00:45:28Look at her following orders
00:45:29I asked her to sign over the lease and here she is
00:45:32Like a good little peasant slave
00:45:35That house is worth all her life savings
00:45:40You want to, I don't know, beg for a little treat while you're at it?
00:45:54You must understand me
00:45:56I'm here to take back everything I've ever given you
00:45:59I'm giving it to charity
00:46:07Bro
00:46:08She's gone cuckoo in the head
00:46:10She thinks that just because she rented a pretty little dress
00:46:12She can pretend to be a deep pocket-investing baddie
00:46:15You wish you had that kind of money to just toss away Trixie
00:46:18It's just a drop in the bucket for me
00:46:20I know what this is
00:46:22You've gotten delusional
00:46:24And you think you're Cinderella
00:46:25So you can just show up to a fancy party
00:46:27And some Prince Charming will scoop you into money forever?
00:46:30Well that's not happening
00:46:32Security!
00:46:33Lock the doors!
00:46:34This woman doesn't leave until we're through with her
00:46:39This is where your dreams will die, bitch!
00:46:45We found Miss Trixie Lysander
00:46:46She's being cornered by her ex and his mistress at the Wickham wedding right now
00:46:49Butch Tanner
00:46:51Well, he's gonna wish he died in battle after I'm done with him
00:46:54Let's go
00:46:58You think a few toy guns scare me, Marissa?
00:47:01I've saved plenty of people from much worse
00:47:04Including your head of command, butch
00:47:07General Lysander Armstrong
00:47:09You mean the legendary war hero?
00:47:12He's been in a coma for years after he saved the nation from a terrorist attack
00:47:16You're an unskilled, unemployed, ugly leech
00:47:20So how could you possibly have this magical ability to heal someone like General Lysander Armstrong?
00:47:26No one here is gonna believe you
00:47:27Have you really cured the incurable general?
00:47:30Then Sasa is the fucking Virgin Mary
00:47:32And she's not
00:47:33You're just asking to be humiliated, Trixie
00:47:36Show them, butch
00:47:43See for yourselves, everyone
00:47:45Trixie's just a...
00:47:47Freeloading beggar
00:47:51She won't leave me and Marissa alone, cause...
00:47:53We're rich as fuck now
00:47:55I'm a major in the Marines
00:47:57Sasa, she has
00:47:59A billion dollar biomedical contract
00:48:01With the military
00:48:03Approved by the first female president of the United States herself, bitch
00:48:08How despicable
00:48:09She's just trying to leech off you like a parasitic gold digger
00:48:13Get out of here, no one wants to marry you
00:48:15No free meals for the poor
00:48:17Do you see this, Trixie?
00:48:20This is high society
00:48:21So you're either born on a silver spoon
00:48:23Or you're as accomplished as me to be here
00:48:26Maybe if you do some serious dick-sucking here
00:48:29Maybe someone will drop a couple bucks in your tin can
00:48:35I already have everything one can dream of
00:48:37But I valued our friendship, Marissa
00:48:39Which is why I came here to give you a second chance
00:48:42To see if you'd apologize and admit to your backstabbing
00:48:45But no, you stooped so low, it disgusts me
00:48:49Nothing is more disgusting than you standing on street corners like a bum
00:48:54And who knows, if you've already started offering sexual services
00:48:59Well then, why don't you get on your knees for me Trixie
00:49:03My brother will never take you back
00:49:06No man will marry an embarrassment like you
00:49:09But make me happy?
00:49:11And I might consider making you my personal prostitute
00:49:25How dare you hit my brother? I'm never letting you leave here alive
00:49:29That's awesome
00:49:32Don't worry my dear
00:49:33After I'm done with you Trixie
00:49:35Not even the goddess of healing will be able to save you
00:49:40Oh, is that so?
00:49:42Security!
00:49:44Get down on your knees
00:49:46And give Bob one hell of a blowjob
00:49:48In front of everybody here
00:49:50Or I'll pop so many holes in you
00:49:52The men here won't know which one to fuck
00:49:54I don't need to be the goddess of anything to punish you
00:49:57Any of the powerful leaders I've saved before could crush you
00:50:00Before you even touch me
00:50:02Dream on!
00:50:04You wish General Lysander scooped you off your feet
00:50:07But you weren't good enough for me
00:50:08You're definitely not good enough for him
00:50:10Enough!
00:50:12You're souring my party
00:50:13So you either get the fuck out
00:50:16Or I'm gonna shoot you
00:50:18On the count of three
00:50:19I think I quite like it here
00:50:21Two!
00:50:32Two...
00:50:33Mmmmm...
00:50:34This wine is so delicious
00:50:36One!
00:50:37Shoot!
00:50:40Nobody is laying a hand on my future wife
00:50:49It's...
00:50:50It's...
00:50:51It's...
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01:01:21Everyone, stop.
01:01:25They're imposters.
01:01:30I just got off the phone with the president and she said your contract is not getting cancelled
01:01:34because it was assigned by the Goddess Healer herself.
01:01:37So we won't go bankrupt?
01:01:40The Goddess Healer?
01:01:41You mean the eccentric and highly elusive sage in the field of medicine approved of my biomedical products?
01:01:47Yes, that's the highest honor anyone can have in the field of health and medicine.
01:01:51The Goddess Healer's motto is the right rewrites the wrong, the left leave the wrong, the left.
01:01:58That means she's rewarding me.
01:02:00The president would never let your company go bankrupt.
01:02:04In fact, she's on her way now.
01:02:07So you're telling me this dashingly handsome motherfucker over here isn't Lysander Armstrong?
01:02:14Who the fuck cares who he is?
01:02:15If the president and the Goddess Healer approves of my products, who cares about this washed-up war hero?
01:02:21We can break his legs, break his arms, no one would even bat an eye.
01:02:24She even gave us explicit permission to call upon secret services.
01:02:28FBI!
01:02:30FBI!
01:02:31You're under arrest for fraudulent claims and identity theft.
01:02:36Gotcha.
01:02:41Guess I still get the last laugh, Trixie.
01:02:44No, don't arrest her!
01:02:46Trixie is a good person.
01:02:48Please, officer, don't arrest her!
01:02:50Grandma, Mr. Rogers, Mrs. Williams, what are you all doing here?
01:02:54The neighbors heard about the breakup between you and Butch.
01:02:57We were worried, so we came here to back you up.
01:03:00Listen, officer, I can attest that Trixie Amoria is a good neighbor.
01:03:05She's very kind-hearted and would never break the law.
01:03:08Yes, and one time when my daughter needed university tuition, Trixie gave her everything she had just to help her
01:03:14out.
01:03:15She also paid for my recent heart surgery as well.
01:03:18My fiancé really is an incredible woman.
01:03:21She's an angel descended from heaven.
01:03:28You must be the criminal pretending to be General Lysander Armstrong.
01:03:32My brother is not a criminal.
01:03:34He's a war hero who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack.
01:03:38Without him, this whole country would have been bombed to ash.
01:03:41And that's why it's twice the crime for stealing his identity.
01:03:45General Lysander Armstrong only fell into a coma because of the fight with the terrorist.
01:03:49And we've received no word that he's woken up yet, so this must be an imposter.
01:03:54I can tell that this whole dilemma with my identity is causing you a lot of trouble.
01:03:58But I promise I'll get it resolved and we can focus on taking down your scumbag ex.
01:04:04If you want to arrest me, fine.
01:04:07But don't fuck with my fiancé.
01:04:09You don't get to decide, punk.
01:04:10Let's go!
01:04:34Get him!
01:04:35If you can.
01:04:43Yeah!
01:04:44Yes!
01:04:49Oh!
01:04:50Oh!
01:04:56Okay!
01:04:59Oh!
01:05:01Yeah!no!
01:05:02Ah!
01:05:03Ah!
01:05:05Ah!
01:05:05Ah!
01:05:05Uh!
01:05:26¿Es suficiente? ¿Quieres más?
01:05:37¡Legend is written all over you, Leicenander!
01:05:42Grandma, meet my new fiancé.
01:05:48Wow, your new fiancé. He's so manly. Much better than your last one.
01:05:54I always knew you'd find someone better.
01:05:57It's Butch's loss. Trixie has always been so much better than Marissa.
01:06:01She's like a shining star in the sky and Marissa's like a roach in the sewers.
01:06:07Bitch, we name calling now?
01:06:09I'll drown you out with insults from my side, right fam?
01:06:12Drown out the poor! Drown out the poor!
01:06:15Drown out the poor! Drown out the poor! Drown out the poor!
01:06:21See Trixie? You've got no connections, no power.
01:06:24You can't compete against me even if you have one guy on your side who can fight.
01:06:27We're too honorable to fight dirty like you.
01:06:30So you're using defenseless lives as your shield because you know we won't hurt them.
01:06:35Let them eat cake!
01:06:46You can't shoot all of them. Grab what you can, fam. Attack!
01:07:07You will not hurt a single soul in my presence.
01:07:15What the fuck was that?
01:07:17I don't care what the fuck it was!
01:07:19I'm not letting her make a fool of me at my own wedding!
01:07:29Dammit!
01:07:30I'm dead! I'm dead!
01:07:32You forgot I had a gun too?
01:07:35That'll teach you for messing with the Wickhams.
01:07:37Take Miss Trixie and her family and get out of here. We're quartered.
01:07:40I'll sacrifice myself to fend them off.
01:07:42Devon, you and your brother are both good men.
01:07:45I will not let your injury be in vain.
01:07:48They will be punished.
01:07:52Now hold still for me.
01:07:56Right.
01:07:57Ray rides the road.
01:08:08Holy fuck! Did she just reverse the bullet?
01:08:11By chanting the Goddess Healer's chant?
01:08:13Is she the Goddess Healer?
01:08:19I'm all better now. Thank you, Miss Trixie.
01:08:22See, I knew that you were no ordinary woman.
01:08:25No. Please. I am just an ordinary girl.
01:08:29Don't put me on some sort of pedestal.
01:08:30Sure.
01:08:32You hear that? She's just some average homeless girl on the streets.
01:08:36She was probably holding out a super magnet that drew out the bullet.
01:08:39While I do not care for Glory, I do believe in justice.
01:08:43Marissa and Butch, not only have you betrayed me, but now you've hurt the innocent too.
01:08:48I will make you both pay for your crimes.
01:08:51And who are you to judge me for what I do?
01:08:53God?
01:08:55Wrong.
01:08:56But you're close.
01:08:58Bullshit.
01:08:59I'm gonna show you how the elite can trail board your little lives.
01:09:04You wanna cross the line so bad? Then let's see you try.
01:09:07Charge!
01:09:17The hell is this?
01:09:19This is the line between life and death.
01:09:23Yo, was that extra neon spray paint?
01:09:26I'll admit it looks pretty good, but I'll die before I believe that's magic.
01:09:31You're not the Grim Reaper.
01:09:33What if it's a trap? That woman has many tricks up her sleeves.
01:09:36We ain't afraid of her. She's nothing but a circus prostitute.
01:09:40Why don't you cross the line and see for yourself?
01:09:43I will!
01:09:47Left leaves the wrong left.
01:09:56I'm fine. Nothing happened.
01:09:58You'll see soon enough.
01:10:00Oh, please. I really wanna die.
01:10:03And you call this the line between life and death?
01:10:05I knew you were just making that shit up.
01:10:08Whoops!
01:10:08Just crossed it again.
01:10:10Whoops!
01:10:11And again.
01:10:12Nothing's happening-
01:10:24No!
01:10:25No!
01:10:26No!
01:10:26Hey!
01:10:27What did you do to my brother?
01:10:29I didn't do anything.
01:10:31Your brother just didn't wanna heed my warning.
01:10:34I suggest you take him to the U.R.
01:10:36If you don't want your wedding to become his funeral.
01:10:39Come on.
01:10:41Major.
01:10:42Are you not gonna help your own brother?
01:10:43How was he able to cross the line?
01:10:45See, this must be an illusion!
01:10:50Only the pure of heart can cross the line.
01:10:53Will somebody take my brother to the hospital, please?
01:11:02You're so sore I wouldn't marry you. You'd go and hurt my brother.
01:11:05Oh, please. You hurt us first.
01:11:08At first, I was really hurt by your betrayal.
01:11:11But I've come to realize your true colors are that of a snake and a coward.
01:11:16Marissa, thanks for taking this low life from me.
01:11:20You blame yourself for being worthless.
01:11:23You think anyone would wanna marry you when you got nothing to offer?
01:11:28When you wear odd and crazy clothes all day?
01:11:34Don't touch my wife.
01:11:38And instead, Trixie gets a handsome and protective husband.
01:11:43You can daydream all you want now, Trixie.
01:11:45But when the presidential contract arrives,
01:11:47it'll hit you like a fucking truck.
01:11:49Thought you're nothing but an ugly phony, and I'm the queen of everything.
01:11:53Oh, really?
01:11:54Then let me show you how it is I who has everything you want.
01:11:57You've got nothing on me.
01:12:02Yes. Tell the president to get here immediately.
01:12:10Goddess.
01:12:11Madam President, I require your assistance.
01:12:14Yes, we'll be there immediately.
01:12:19Get the VP. We're leaving now.
01:12:24Did she just pretend to call the first woman president of the United States?
01:12:28God, I knew you were cheap, but I didn't know you were crazy, too.
01:12:31I'm so glad I dumped you for Marissa.
01:12:34You're pathetic, Trixie.
01:12:36A secretary to remind everyone how I have the presidential contract coming.
01:12:39Miss Wickham is correct.
01:12:41I was on the phone with the president earlier.
01:12:43Only the most important people have Madam President's direct line.
01:12:47You hear that, everyone?
01:12:48There is no way low-life Trixie could have called the president by herself.
01:12:54She's just a desperate phony who doesn't get enough male attention,
01:12:58so she's come here to play up her importance.
01:13:00No. My granddaughter would never do that.
01:13:03Reversing time just to heal someone's wound.
01:13:06Only the Goddess Healer can do that.
01:13:08Is Trixie really the Goddess Healer?
01:13:18First, your boy toy actor pretends to be the war hero General Lysander Armstrong,
01:13:23and now you, Trixie, are pretending to be the Goddess Healer
01:13:26who gave me my presidential contract?
01:13:28Is this how the working class think all the time?
01:13:31I never realized how delusional they were.
01:13:35You can only dream of what you can never have
01:13:37while we rub our riches and privilege in their faces.
01:13:41Look, I don't know what circus school you went to,
01:13:43but you trying to make me jealous, Trixie?
01:13:45It ain't working.
01:13:46You can't just fake the...
01:13:50Yeah, but Goddess Healing power is legendary.
01:13:53It's like real magic.
01:13:55Trixie, you're an angel,
01:13:57but the Goddess Healing is beyond your imagination.
01:14:00And if we steal her identity just to punish her ex,
01:14:04won't her followers be furious and riot against you?
01:14:08No.
01:14:09Trixie, look, I believe you.
01:14:12You saved me.
01:14:14Whether you're a Goddess or not, you did that.
01:14:17No matter what happens, you are a Goddess to me.
01:14:21We'll riot against you now.
01:14:23Tear her apart!
01:14:25Tear her apart!
01:14:26Tear her apart!
01:14:28Tear her apart!
01:14:29Tear her apart!
01:14:31Tear her apart!
01:14:31Tear her apart!
01:14:48Tear her apart!
01:14:54Tear her apart!
01:14:54Tear her apart!
01:14:56Tear her apart!
01:14:57Tear her apart!
01:14:57Tear her apart!
01:14:59Tear her apart!
01:15:00Tear her apart!
01:15:01Tear her apart!
01:15:02Tear her apart!
01:15:02Tear her apart!
01:15:02Tear her apart!
01:15:03Tear her apart!
01:15:03¡Suscríbete al canal!
01:15:40¡Suscríbete al canal!
01:16:11¡Suscríbete al canal!
01:16:33Mr. Vice President, I've already given my life once for my country.
01:16:36I have no problem doing that again if it means protecting my fiancé's life.
01:16:41And let's be honest about one other thing, Mr. Vice President.
01:16:43I never gave a fuck about any damn titles.
01:16:49I truly saved a good man.
01:16:56I will not let you bring ruin to my fiancé.
01:16:59And what can you do about it?
01:17:01Oh, Mr. Vice President, I have a swell idea.
01:17:04My biomedical company invented the latest line of poison darts for the military.
01:17:09Let's try it out on them.
01:17:12Hold on, Mr. Vice President.
01:17:13There's no way that you're taking this seriously.
01:17:15Put innocent civilian lives in danger?
01:17:18Despicable.
01:17:18What's more despicable is that you and your filthy companions are disrespecting power.
01:17:24Ms. Wickham, you can use full force on them.
01:17:28Did you hear that, boys?
01:17:33Oh!
01:17:42Shoot!
01:17:43Wait, that's the president.
01:17:57No!
01:17:57Hey, idiots!
01:18:05Oh, my gosh!
01:18:07I'm so sorry, Madam President.
01:18:09That was...
01:18:10They were totally aiming for Trixie, the fraud in the middle.
01:18:14What is this?
01:18:15Oh, that's my new biomedical weapon, Madam, for your military.
01:18:19This is a war crime.
01:18:21These are innocent civilian lives you're messing with.
01:18:23You're the uncivilized buffoon.
01:18:25I can shoot whoever I want.
01:18:26I have the presidential contract.
01:18:27With great power comes great responsibility.
01:18:30And this is the kind of dastardly creation you've made with the contract I gave you?
01:18:35What are you doing?
01:18:36Reverse the poison and take it out of the present before it's too late!
01:18:39That is easy.
01:18:40There's no need.
01:18:42I'll save everyone.
01:18:57It's raining gold!
01:19:01What's happening?
01:19:02Trixie doesn't have that kind of money.
01:19:04It's got to be cheap glitter.
01:19:07She...
01:19:08She...
01:19:09She...
01:19:10She is...
01:19:10She is a criminal!
01:19:12Don't worry, Madam President.
01:19:13We will arrest her and we'll throw her in prison.
01:19:15I'd be quiet if I were you.
01:19:17Because you're the one that will be going to prison once everyone is healed up.
01:19:20What are you talking about?
01:19:22The President literally came here to give me my billion-dollar contract.
01:19:34This contract?
01:19:36Yeah!
01:19:37Yes!
01:19:38Thank you, first gentleman.
01:19:57My contract, you bitch!
01:19:59And that's not all.
01:20:12This foul weapon will not see the light of day.
01:20:15There is only a need for a vaccine if there is a virus.
01:20:18Don't you realize?
01:20:19Or are you too much of a goody-two-shoes to understand that?
01:20:23You're the real virus here, Marissa.
01:20:25Money is worth more to you than human lives.
01:20:28And that's something I cannot tolerate.
01:20:31So prepare yourself.
01:20:32Because I'm about to smite you.
01:20:35What are you going to do?
01:20:37The President is here and I just invented the best biomedical products in the world.
01:20:43You'll pardon me for that little mishap, right?
01:20:47Madam President, you've recovered now.
01:20:50So what's your final decision?
01:20:54I'll...
01:20:54She's going to give me my billion-dollar...
01:21:02I'll smack her until she sees 50 stars.
01:21:05Ah!
01:21:08Ah!
01:21:09Why?
01:21:09Why are you attacking me, Madam President?
01:21:11You're supposed to be giving me the billion-dollar contract.
01:21:14You wish, you idiot!
01:21:18I've never seen a woman so vile, so ugly on the inside, it makes me want to vomit.
01:21:24I-I-I don't understand.
01:21:25I was just trying to punish these imposters for posing as the Goddess of Healing.
01:21:29Ah!
01:21:31And do you know the Goddess Healing saved me and my son during childbirth?
01:21:36You've really seen the Goddess Healer herself in the flesh?
01:21:40The one and only...
01:21:42And it's...
01:21:46Her.
01:21:58¿Qué?
01:21:59¿Qué?
01:22:03Bienvenido, la esposa de la esposa de la esposa de la esposa de la esposa, ¿verdad?
01:22:18¿Cómo te pensaste?
01:22:21¿Por qué te quedasteis un secreto por así?
01:22:25I wanted to walk the earth as a normal person, help those in need, and make sure the man I
01:22:31chose loved me for me.
01:22:33No, so that means the billion dollar contract, it was you who gave it to me?
01:22:39She took it away just like that.
01:22:42That was her golden ticket.
01:22:44You were once my fiancé and best friend
01:22:46But after everything you've done
01:22:48We're officially getting ties with you both
01:22:51No, please, I swear
01:22:52I didn't know you were an actual sin
01:22:57It doesn't matter who she is
01:22:59Trixie has a heart of gold
01:23:00She's an amazing person
01:23:02And you ruin that the moment that you betrayed her
01:23:06She's gonna be my wife
01:23:07Because she is the most beautiful
01:23:09And amazing woman on this planet
01:23:16I love you
01:23:30All her gold
01:23:31All her clothes
01:23:33All that could have been mine
01:23:34This is all your fault
01:23:37You seduced me
01:23:39Don't help me
01:23:40You were the one that came on to me
01:23:42You himbo
01:23:44Please, Trixie
01:23:45Give me another chance
01:23:48I want to be rich again
01:23:49I'll be your slave
01:23:51Kiss the ground you walk on
01:23:53You've had your chance to apologize
01:23:55But it's too late now
01:23:57All I see is your greed
01:23:59And how much you'd hurt others
01:24:00Just to benefit yourself
01:24:01You two should be locked up
01:24:03And she shall
01:24:05For creating illegal weapons of mass destruction
01:24:08Arrest Marissa and Butch Wickham
01:24:11It's all your fault, Marissa
01:24:13I never loved you
01:24:14It's your fault
01:24:15I was only with you for your money
01:24:17I don't care
01:24:18You were rich
01:24:19I'll see myself now
01:24:22Rest assured, goddess
01:24:24We will not be using these biomedical weapons
01:24:27My platform is spreading kindness
01:24:29Just like you
01:24:30I knew you'd uphold our shared values
01:24:33That is why I saved you
01:24:35With these healing hands
01:24:37I will work tirelessly to change the world
01:24:40One good deed at a time
01:24:41Well
01:24:42Let's not let this wedding go to waste
01:24:47Let's party!
01:24:49Wait
01:24:49What if we just got married?
01:24:51Right now?
01:24:52Yes
01:24:52Well
01:24:53Woo!
01:24:56Do you take each other
01:24:59To be your lawfully wedded partner?
01:25:01I do
01:25:02I do
01:25:03You may kiss the bride
01:25:12I do
01:25:12You may kiss the bride
01:25:12I do
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