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00:00:00La hermosa de la hermosa.
00:00:03Ella es excéntrica y elusive. No hay nadie ha visto ella antes.
00:00:08Si alguien encuentra la hermosa, le da $5 millones.
00:00:13Oh, kind stranger. Let me repay you by granting you a wish.
00:00:17I wish for you to cure my brother's illness. Can you do that?
00:00:20My brother's a war hero who single-handedly saved his country from a terrorist attack.
00:00:24If he's a hero to you, then that means he must be a good person.
00:00:28It's a deal.
00:00:30I'll save Lysander Armstrong.
00:00:31How can this shit-stained hobo cure your brother?
00:00:35I mean, you wouldn't be homeless if you were actually any good.
00:00:38That's right. The Queen Angel and I are already the top doctors in the world.
00:00:43If we can't save him, no one can.
00:00:46Don't don the mantle of doctor when you're only capable of harm.
00:00:50Now stop getting in my way.
00:00:53Every second counts.
00:00:58Dealer goddess, hear my plea.
00:01:02Please save my time.
00:01:20Rod of a sepia.
00:01:24Okay.
00:01:40So don't forget...
00:01:47I'm ready to go.
00:01:50I'm ready to go.
00:01:52No, por favor, no call me that.
00:01:55I'm just glad I could help.
00:02:01Here you go, miss.
00:02:03Thank you.
00:02:06Why be weighed down by a throne when I can live amongst the common people and help those the most
00:02:10in need?
00:02:23You must be rushing off to go find your jewels, because only a sackless coward would hit a puppy and
00:02:28run.
00:02:31Aw, it's okay, little guy.
00:02:35I'll fix you right up.
00:02:41Right rewrites the wrong.
00:02:45Rejuvenate.
00:02:50See?
00:02:51Good as the day you can kick him out of your mother's womb.
00:02:56Come on, Cleo.
00:02:57Let's go.
00:03:13Please.
00:03:14My brother's been in a coma the last two years.
00:03:17We have no idea what the illness is.
00:03:19If anyone can help cure him, we will pay you handsomely.
00:03:22Be Lysander Armstrong.
00:03:24His military family basically owns the entire global stock market.
00:03:28He's so hot.
00:03:30Does he come with the money?
00:03:32Yes.
00:03:32He'll even marry you if you can cure him.
00:03:34Money.
00:03:35Fame.
00:03:36Power.
00:03:36It's all yours.
00:03:42Are we still moving forward, Miss Trixie?
00:03:44Yes.
00:03:45Give the presidential contract to Marissa.
00:03:48Oh, I have another call coming in.
00:03:51It's Grandma.
00:03:53I'm dying.
00:03:54Save me, Trixie.
00:03:56Grandma?
00:03:58Grandma.
00:03:59When are you getting married?
00:04:01I'm already 100 years old.
00:04:03I'm going to keep you healthy forever, Grandma.
00:04:05And Butch is still on deployment, so that's why I haven't been married yet.
00:04:11Oh, but why marry a vegetable when I can bang a younger stud like you?
00:04:18We're talking about my brother's life.
00:04:20I don't have time for jokes.
00:04:23No!
00:04:32Please go feed your dog, Miss.
00:04:34Don't let it starve like you.
00:04:35Oh, kind stranger.
00:04:37Let me repay you by granting you a wish.
00:04:40Grant me a wish?
00:04:41That you can barely feed yourself.
00:04:43The downfall of humanity.
00:04:44It all starts with the loss of faith.
00:04:47What?
00:04:48Oh, Jesus.
00:04:50This has given me a migraine.
00:04:51Are you telling me to pray to God because we've been doing that?
00:04:54I'm telling you to have some faith in me.
00:04:57Okay.
00:04:59I wish for you to cure my brother's illness.
00:05:02Can you do that?
00:05:03I can topple mountains and make a king out of a frog if I wanted to.
00:05:07Cleo, stay right here for a second.
00:05:09Don't go too far, Cleo.
00:05:14Hold still.
00:05:22My migraine's gone.
00:05:24Okay, then let's go.
00:05:25If you can cure my brother, he'll even marry you.
00:05:28Come on.
00:05:29Come on.
00:05:29Oh!
00:05:43How is he?
00:05:44What is the diagnosis?
00:05:46Remember, you will not marry him unless you cure him.
00:05:48I'm sorry.
00:05:49I don't know what this is.
00:05:51Aren't you the queen of medicine?
00:05:52You're supposed to be one of the best.
00:05:54Don't worry, General.
00:05:56I'm the angel herbalist and I have mastered all healing methods of the East.
00:06:00I can detect what condition your son has with just one needle.
00:06:21I have no clue what this is.
00:06:25Oh, it looks like the angel herbalist doesn't live up to her name after all.
00:06:31That's why we saved the best for last.
00:06:33Me, the witch doctor.
00:06:35I'll save your son, Lysander.
00:06:47He's not budging.
00:06:48There's no movement.
00:06:49Truly, I have saved thousands of patients all over the world, but I don't know what this is.
00:06:56Lord, I've scoured the earth for the best doctors.
00:06:59They've tried all these methods and they've all failed.
00:07:02If we can't save him, there's only one person who can.
00:07:08Who?
00:07:11The goddess of healing.
00:07:15Wait a second.
00:07:16You're not talking about the legendary goddess healing.
00:07:19That's correct.
00:07:20Her right rewrites the wrongs and her left leads the forest.
00:07:25That's her motto.
00:07:26It's what makes her a sage amongst mortals.
00:07:29We are nothing compared to her.
00:07:31She is eccentric and elusive.
00:07:35No one has ever seen her before.
00:07:37If this legendary healer is the only one that can truly save my son,
00:07:41I don't care if I go bankrupt.
00:07:43I will find her.
00:07:45James, come put out a bounty to the entire world.
00:07:50Whoever finds the goddess healer will get the five million dollars.
00:07:54There's no need.
00:08:09I'll save your son.
00:08:12Who the hell is she?
00:08:13Dad, she says she can cure Lysander.
00:08:15She's going to save your brother?
00:08:17Don't be ridiculous.
00:08:18How can this shit-stained hobo cure your brother?
00:08:22Exactly.
00:08:23God, the unemployed are getting crazier and crazier.
00:08:26She's trying to scam her way into marrying the rich.
00:08:29Ew!
00:08:30She even brought a filthy dog with her.
00:08:33I bet it has fleas.
00:08:35That flea-infested, dirty thing is your companion.
00:08:39Don't try to steal Lysander Armstrong from us.
00:08:46Don't touch him.
00:08:49They say don't judge a book by its cover,
00:08:51but I can see from all your faces that you've failed.
00:08:54So step aside.
00:08:56I'll take it from here.
00:08:58Could you hold this?
00:08:59Ho, ho, ho, ho.
00:09:00You're not going to touch my son.
00:09:02I'm the richest tycoon in this country and a former general.
00:09:07I know a gold-digging whore when I see one.
00:09:09I bet she's only here because giving blowjobs on the street corners
00:09:13wasn't paying enough cash.
00:09:15Who knows what an unskilled, poor girl like her would do for some.
00:09:19A skinny-ass beggar trying to take advantage of Lysander Armstrong
00:09:23when he's unconscious?
00:09:26Ew!
00:09:27Disgusting.
00:09:28Go back to being a prostitute.
00:09:30Security!
00:09:31Get this STD-infested peasant out of here now.
00:09:34Let's go.
00:09:35If you throw me out,
00:09:36you're tossing away your son's last chance at life.
00:09:41Sir, we are at our wits' end
00:09:43trying to find a cure for Master Lysander and to no avail.
00:09:47Maybe we should give her a try?
00:09:49You can always deal with her later if she turns out to be a fraud.
00:09:53All right, I'll give you a shot.
00:09:55But I warn you,
00:09:56if you fail,
00:09:58I'll have your and your dog's head mounted on my wall.
00:10:01Is that any way to ask for help?
00:10:04You'd be blessed to have me,
00:10:06and I'm only here to repay your younger son's kindness.
00:10:10But since I'm not welcome here,
00:10:12I'll leave.
00:10:14Devin,
00:10:15come find me when you have a different wish.
00:10:17No, Miss Trixie.
00:10:19My brother is a hero to me.
00:10:20I can't lose him.
00:10:23Well,
00:10:24if he's a hero to you,
00:10:26then that means he must be a good person.
00:10:29My brother is a war hero
00:10:30who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack.
00:10:33Also,
00:10:34he's great with puppies.
00:10:35He'd make a great husband.
00:10:38Who says I want to marry him?
00:10:40As if
00:10:41the number one hottest 30 under 30
00:10:43would even dream
00:10:44of marrying a penniless bum like you.
00:10:47Only a lunatic would be crazy enough to marry her.
00:10:50I mean, look at her.
00:10:51Even if she cleaned herself up,
00:10:53you couldn't find an ounce of femininity on her.
00:10:56Only those cut from the lowest ranks
00:10:58were bigger over such trivial matters.
00:11:00Continue wasting your time.
00:11:02But I'm saving this patient.
00:11:14Okay.
00:11:17What's happening?
00:11:19What are we doing?
00:11:30What the hell are you doing?
00:11:33I knew she was a perv!
00:11:35She's definitely trying to steal Lysander from us.
00:11:38Do you all not know that sweat can tell you
00:11:39everything that's medically wrong with a patient?
00:11:41Are you insane?
00:11:42Security,
00:11:43smash her face in
00:11:44for licking my son!
00:11:47He's born with congenital heart disease,
00:11:49has a peanut allergy,
00:11:50and the condition he has is called
00:11:52endogenic cryomorphie.
00:11:53Yeah, right.
00:11:55I mean,
00:11:55no way you got all that
00:11:56just from licking him.
00:11:58Oh, okay.
00:11:58I've studied every disease known to man, right?
00:12:01I even have
00:12:02the badge of universal medicine
00:12:04right here.
00:12:05And I've never heard of
00:12:06endo-cryo-
00:12:09what, what?
00:12:11Hmm.
00:12:12This?
00:12:14Hmm.
00:12:16Hmm.
00:12:19It's worth nothing
00:12:20when I have the real thing
00:12:21right here.
00:12:22What?
00:12:23What?
00:12:24So you think that
00:12:25this crummy walking stick of yours
00:12:27is what,
00:12:28the rod of a sepulius?
00:12:30Why don't you go back
00:12:31to the homeless asylum
00:12:32where you came from
00:12:33if you're going to be this delusional?
00:12:35I agree.
00:12:36I mean,
00:12:36even if she does solve
00:12:37this medical mystery,
00:12:39what is the point
00:12:40of us doctors
00:12:40who have studied for years?
00:12:42We are all certified.
00:12:44But Lysander
00:12:45does have
00:12:46congenital heart disease.
00:12:48She's right about everything.
00:12:52Yeah, but
00:12:52if she just throws out
00:12:54a bunch of fake diagnoses,
00:12:55one of them
00:12:56is bound to be right.
00:12:57And again,
00:12:57there is no such thing
00:12:58as endo-cryo-
00:13:00what, what?
00:13:00Endogenic cryomorphine.
00:13:02Oh.
00:13:02And of course,
00:13:03none of you have heard of it
00:13:04because I just discovered it.
00:13:07This condition
00:13:07only affects those
00:13:08with both CHD
00:13:10and a peanut allergy.
00:13:11The chances are
00:13:12a billion to one,
00:13:13a hundred times rarer
00:13:14than winning the lottery.
00:13:15But lucky for you all,
00:13:17you've hit the jackpot
00:13:18by finding me.
00:13:19Oh.
00:13:20What a bunch of baloney.
00:13:22I mean,
00:13:23you wouldn't be homeless
00:13:23if you were
00:13:24actually any good.
00:13:26Precisely.
00:13:27You are just
00:13:28a scamming prostitute.
00:13:30You don't compare
00:13:31to meet us
00:13:32who actually studied
00:13:33real medicine.
00:13:35I bet you were too poor
00:13:37to go to real medical school.
00:13:39Oh, so she went
00:13:40to the super circus
00:13:41instead.
00:13:42And now she's here
00:13:43putting on this clown show
00:13:45coming up with fake diseases,
00:13:47which mean nothing
00:13:48if you can't wake him up.
00:13:50Is that supposed
00:13:51to be a challenge?
00:13:52Oh, yeah.
00:13:54If you three incompetent
00:13:56doormats want
00:13:56to show me up,
00:13:58I think you all
00:13:59should grow parts
00:14:00of your brain back.
00:14:01Which, by the way,
00:14:02that condition is called
00:14:03an encephaly.
00:14:05What is that supposed
00:14:06to mean?
00:14:06It means you're being
00:14:07schooled by me
00:14:08and I'm about to walk
00:14:09all over your
00:14:10medical licensees.
00:14:12Then let's have a bet.
00:14:15If you can't heal him,
00:14:17we'll break your hands.
00:14:20And then you can't
00:14:22pretend to have
00:14:23healing hands anymore.
00:14:26These hands have saved
00:14:28more lives than all
00:14:29three of you combined.
00:14:30You're that desperate
00:14:31to get rid of your
00:14:32competition, huh?
00:14:34Miss Trixie,
00:14:34don't risk your hands
00:14:35for them.
00:14:37There's too many lives
00:14:38at stake.
00:14:41Don't worry.
00:14:42I got this.
00:14:45It's a deal.
00:14:47I'll save Lysander
00:14:48Armstrong.
00:14:49No one is dying
00:14:50on my watch.
00:14:57Lysander Armstrong
00:14:58has been in a vegetative
00:14:59state for two years.
00:15:04Are you stopping me
00:15:05because you're scared
00:15:06I'd actually succeed?
00:15:08Homeless or not,
00:15:09if you save my son,
00:15:10I'll give you everything.
00:15:15Oh, no.
00:15:16Oh, no.
00:15:20I'll even have Lysander,
00:15:21my heir,
00:15:22marry you.
00:15:23I'm not doing this
00:15:24for the money
00:15:25or for a wealthy husband.
00:15:26I just believe in helping
00:15:27good people
00:15:28and doing the right thing.
00:15:31Prepare a jacuzzi
00:15:32set at exactly
00:15:32113 degrees Fahrenheit.
00:15:34Wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:15:35What for?
00:15:36Don't listen to her.
00:15:38She probably stinks
00:15:39so bad that she just
00:15:40wants a bath
00:15:41to wash
00:15:41the homeless stench
00:15:42off of her.
00:15:44this is called greatness.
00:15:46Secondly,
00:15:48even if you drown yourself
00:15:49in plastic surgery,
00:15:50you couldn't get rid
00:15:51of your own
00:15:51ugly moral character.
00:15:53Ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:15:54What?
00:15:55Did you just call me?
00:15:57Oh, ha!
00:15:58There's a man
00:15:59life at stake here
00:16:00and you're standing
00:16:02in my way.
00:16:03Don't don the mantle
00:16:04of doctor
00:16:05when you're only
00:16:05capable of harm.
00:16:07Now stop getting
00:16:08in my way
00:16:09or I promise you,
00:16:10you will be bubbling
00:16:11at the mouth
00:16:12very soon.
00:16:13Oh, yeah?
00:16:14Hey, you want to see
00:16:14real pain?
00:16:15Where's the dog?
00:16:16Well, put down
00:16:17the dog!
00:16:18With pleasure.
00:16:34Left, leave the wrong breath.
00:16:40You don't deserve
00:16:42to call yourself a doctor.
00:16:45She's poisoned!
00:16:48It was her!
00:16:49Do you see
00:16:50any poison on me?
00:16:52Medicine in the right
00:16:53hands can save lives,
00:16:55but in the wrong hands
00:16:56it becomes nothing
00:16:57but poison.
00:16:58This bitch isn't good
00:16:59enough to take down
00:17:00the queen of medicine.
00:17:01Do you have one
00:17:02of your antidotes on you?
00:17:03Of course.
00:17:05I've saved entire
00:17:06civilizations with my
00:17:07antidotes.
00:17:08If I want to save
00:17:09someone, even the
00:17:10grim reaper can't
00:17:11stop me.
00:17:28Why is she
00:17:29skidding blood?
00:17:29This wasn't
00:17:30supposed to happen!
00:17:31I thought you said
00:17:32even the grim reaper
00:17:33can't get in your way,
00:17:34angel herbalist.
00:17:35This is what I call
00:17:38malpractice.
00:17:40This isn't fatal.
00:17:41She'll live.
00:17:42But she deserves
00:17:43a little punishment.
00:17:44Well, where's the
00:17:45jacuzzi I asked for?
00:17:46Jacuzzi is ready?
00:17:47Right this way.
00:17:49Wait, wait, wait, wait,
00:17:50wait, wait, wait.
00:17:50What the hell is going on?
00:17:52You say you want
00:17:52your son to live on
00:17:53to give you tons
00:17:54of grandchildren,
00:17:55don't you?
00:17:56Then stop getting
00:17:57in my way.
00:17:58Every second counts.
00:18:00Let's go for a dip,
00:18:01shall we?
00:18:06General Armstrong,
00:18:07your family is the
00:18:08richest and most
00:18:09powerful in the nation.
00:18:11Are you really going
00:18:12to let this hobo
00:18:13slut touch your son?
00:18:15Hold on.
00:18:15You two are going
00:18:17in there alone?
00:18:19If you don't want
00:18:19these drooling vultures
00:18:21to see your son
00:18:21naked, then sure,
00:18:23invite everyone in.
00:18:25All right.
00:18:26But I warn you,
00:18:28no fun business.
00:18:31I'm sorry.
00:18:42You two are going to be
00:18:53to see your son.
00:18:53You two are going to be
00:18:59to see your son.
00:18:59What are you going to be
00:19:19¡Gracias!
00:19:30You really shouldn't leave your precious son in there
00:19:32with that homeless conwoman, General Armstrong.
00:19:35Exactly.
00:19:36What if she gets pregnant by him?
00:19:38She could blackmail you for millions.
00:19:42That's what I would do if I was that poor.
00:19:44And then the Armstrong family will be the laughingstock of the nation.
00:19:47Held for ransom by a homeless woman.
00:19:51Dad, you can't seriously be listening to that.
00:19:53We have to have faith.
00:19:55Where did you actually find this little life?
00:20:00Uh, on the streets.
00:20:02Are you shitting me?
00:20:04You found this bum on the streets?
00:20:06Are you nuts?
00:20:07You don't know her.
00:20:08You don't know her background.
00:20:09She could be a psychotic murderer.
00:20:11That is it, General.
00:20:12You have to go in and stop this now.
00:20:14You're right.
00:20:15That's it.
00:20:15I'm shutting down this clown show right now.
00:20:17James, let's go.
00:20:18Yes, sir.
00:20:22Oh my God.
00:20:29I told you all to stay out.
00:20:36This is a critical moment for you.
00:20:39We can't be interrupted.
00:20:40Otherwise, we both die.
00:20:45I'm not going to let this homeless hoochie mama trap my son.
00:20:51I'm going to save him myself.
00:20:57You see that, General?
00:20:59This isn't just a gull-dicking con woman.
00:21:01This is a witchcraft.
00:21:04I know what this is.
00:21:06This is the dark witch.
00:21:08I've heard of her.
00:21:09She uses her dark magic
00:21:11to steal the hearts of young, handsome men
00:21:14and then she eats them alive.
00:21:15I'm going to kill that bitch
00:21:17before she takes my son.
00:21:18James, get the SWAT team.
00:21:21Yes, sir.
00:21:25You're eating consciousness.
00:21:37Help me.
00:21:38I'm just one.
00:21:43Something is wrong.
00:21:46You were drunk with an aphrodisiac.
00:21:49Lysander Armstrong and his fortune will soon be mine.
00:21:54That's one more thing I'm saving you from.
00:22:04Sir?
00:22:05The SWAT team is here.
00:22:07Captain Morales.
00:22:09My son is trapped behind there
00:22:11with a devious, man-eating witch.
00:22:15I need you to do whatever you can
00:22:16to tear down that door.
00:22:18Rest assured, General Armstrong.
00:22:20We'll break down that door
00:22:21and bury that bitch alive.
00:22:27Right.
00:22:28He writes the wrong.
00:22:33Human.
00:22:37Who the fuck are you?
00:22:38And why the hell are you bitches?
00:22:41Good.
00:22:42You're awake.
00:22:43I'm saving you.
00:22:45Saving me?
00:22:46By bathing with me?
00:22:48You are your fucking spy?
00:22:51Talk to me.
00:22:51I swear to God.
00:22:52I'll have you arrested for this.
00:22:55You were the ones who were trying to kiss me
00:22:57and your stripper.
00:23:00I will never.
00:23:01Oh, really?
00:23:16Look who's guilty now.
00:23:19Look, I don't know what this is, all right?
00:23:21But it is a biological fact.
00:23:23A man is attracted to a naked woman
00:23:28and her breasts.
00:23:29Science, okay?
00:23:30It just means that my body...
00:23:31Oh, shut up.
00:23:32Excuse me.
00:23:35You're distracted me.
00:23:36You're fluttered.
00:23:37And I'm a professional.
00:23:39I hear Lysander's voice.
00:23:41Captain, do something now.
00:23:43Ready!
00:23:48We're almost there.
00:23:51Aim!
00:23:53Get him, boys.
00:23:54Get him!
00:23:56Fire!
00:24:00Fire!
00:24:01Fire!
00:24:03Fire!
00:24:05Fire!
00:24:06Fire!
00:24:07Fire!
00:24:08Fire!
00:24:10Fire!
00:24:15Those damis cells.
00:24:17How is this possible?
00:24:19It's not even a scratch.
00:24:21I told you this is dark magic.
00:24:23Of course, your earthy bullets won't do a thing.
00:24:25No.
00:24:26I believe Miss Trixie is a good person.
00:24:28She's not the dark witch.
00:24:30Young Master Armstrong,
00:24:32you are too easily fooled.
00:24:34This homeless psycho
00:24:35doesn't even have the skills to make a living.
00:24:38How is she going to save someone else's life?
00:24:40That's right.
00:24:41The Queen Angel and I are already the top female doctors in the world.
00:24:45If we can't save him, no one can.
00:24:48Except for the goddess healer.
00:24:49Think about it.
00:24:50We heard Lysander's voice.
00:24:52He's been in a coma for two years.
00:24:54Miss Trixie must have woken him up.
00:24:55You're right.
00:24:56This homeless girl is maybe the goddess.
00:25:01Maybe this homeless girl is really the goddess.
00:25:04No, no, absolutely not.
00:25:07There is no way this hobo girl is better than us.
00:25:10How could you know for sure?
00:25:12Right now, what we need to do is not interrupt Miss Trixie.
00:25:15You're wrong, sir.
00:25:16This homeless snake is using the forbidden techniques on Master Lysander.
00:25:21It's called borderline revival.
00:25:23She uses torturous pain to wake the patient,
00:25:26but only temporarily.
00:25:28It's a trick to pull the wool over your eyes and ears.
00:25:33That means my son is in tremendous pain.
00:25:36I'm going to ask you two to do whatever you can
00:25:38to kill that antler rod bearing witch.
00:25:41My son doesn't deserve this.
00:25:43He is dying right now, naked in a jacuzzi with a smelly vagrant.
00:25:48Then it looks like it's up to me.
00:25:50The witch doctor.
00:25:51Only I know the right techniques to take her down.
00:25:56My son's life is in your hands.
00:25:58You heal him, I will give you whatever your heart desires.
00:26:02I don't know who you are,
00:26:05but there is no way I am letting you
00:26:07rip my golden bachelor away from me.
00:26:10This is it.
00:26:12It's a machine touch.
00:26:14I must now give you the kiss of life.
00:26:17So we can both survive.
00:26:37It's poison gas.
00:26:38The poison gas will smoke them out
00:26:41and end her torture over Master Lysander.
00:26:44Poison gas?
00:26:45My son is in there.
00:26:46You're jeopardizing his life as well.
00:26:48No, don't worry, General.
00:26:50Gold diggers like her only care about themselves.
00:26:53Soon, she'll come out crying to Mommy.
00:26:56Then we can reverse the poison on your son,
00:26:59and then he can marry one of us.
00:27:01They really won't stop until they get both of us killed.
00:27:07I made a promise to you that I'd save you.
00:27:10It's now or never.
00:27:23What the hell are they doing in there?
00:27:25It's been over ten minutes.
00:27:27Wait a second.
00:27:28You don't think that they're...
00:27:30You!
00:27:31You suffocated my brother and Miss Trixie in there.
00:27:34Don't point your fingers at me!
00:27:36If your brother's dead,
00:27:37it's because of that homeless gold digger.
00:27:39Oh my God.
00:27:40Yeah?
00:27:40She's the one who sealed the door shut.
00:27:43I mean, she probably locked themselves in there on accident.
00:27:46Miss Trixie wouldn't have to do that
00:27:48if you weren't trying to sabotage her from saving my brother.
00:27:50This is taking way too long.
00:27:53Captain Morales, time to get out?
00:27:56The big guns.
00:27:57These bazookas can flatten even a bomb shelter.
00:28:01Bazooka.
00:28:02She won't be able to hide even if she's the devil himself.
00:28:05Crap.
00:28:05Oh my God.
00:28:06Get back, sucker.
00:28:08Ready.
00:28:10Aim!
00:28:10Oh, shit.
00:28:15Quit your whining and stand down.
00:28:29The parasite's been extracted.
00:28:31Shoot her dead now.
00:28:33Do I need to fix your hearing too?
00:28:35I said stand down.
00:28:38Don't listen to her.
00:28:39She's a fraud.
00:28:40A termite to the field of medicine.
00:28:42I just saved this man that otherwise would have died in your care.
00:28:46If I'm a termite, then...
00:28:48you're worse than a disease-spreading tick.
00:28:50Wait a second.
00:28:52Are you saying you cured my son?
00:28:54He'll wake in just a moment.
00:28:55You can see for yourself.
00:28:57Well, now you're just asking to be exposed.
00:29:00That is it.
00:29:01No more stalling, General.
00:29:03If you won't punish her, I will.
00:29:09Don't hurt her.
00:29:14He's a cure.
00:29:15He's a cure.
00:29:17He's a cure.
00:29:21His pulse is regular.
00:29:23In fact, it's never been better.
00:29:27There's no sign of illness, infection, or disease.
00:29:38Miss Trixie did it, Dad.
00:29:40Lysander's warm again.
00:29:41He's not cold and pale like before.
00:29:44And his heart is strong.
00:29:45Come, come, feel it.
00:29:48I saved my son.
00:29:50Thank you.
00:29:51Next time, don't go seeking medical advice from those with ill will.
00:29:54Your son would have otherwise died by their greedy and unskilled hands.
00:29:58I've learned my lesson.
00:30:00I will not let these two nutjobs ever practice their voodoo voodoo magic again.
00:30:05Wait, wait.
00:30:06No, no.
00:30:07There is only one person in the world who is more skilled in the field of medicine than the queen,
00:30:12Angel, and I.
00:30:14The...
00:30:20Could you really be the goddess of healing?
00:30:23But rumor has it that the goddess of healing is well over 100 years old, and you don't look a
00:30:29day after 20.
00:30:30It doesn't matter who I am.
00:30:32What matters is that the patient is healthy again.
00:30:35Devon, I've repaid your kindness by fulfilling your wish of saving your brother.
00:30:39Take care.
00:30:40No, wait.
00:30:41Miss Trixie, we still haven't fulfilled our promise to you yet.
00:30:44He's right.
00:30:45We are men of our words, and as I promised you, my heir, Lysander, would take you as a wife
00:30:50if you cured him, and you did just that.
00:30:52Of course, you're welcome to marry me instead.
00:30:56Oh, I really appreciate it, but I'm sorry.
00:31:00I...
00:31:02I'm already engaged.
00:31:05Already engaged?
00:31:07I am.
00:31:07I've been patiently awaiting his return from deployment for the last three years.
00:31:11And he's coming back today.
00:31:13But don't be disappointed.
00:31:15Really, I'm no one special.
00:31:17I just got lucky with your brother.
00:31:20Some guru taught me that spa water can cure all kinds of ailments.
00:31:23But you're still Lysander's savior.
00:31:25Please, let me give you what I promised.
00:31:27Take the gold.
00:31:28No, really.
00:31:29Please, I don't need anything.
00:31:32I just believe in doing good in the world.
00:31:38Trixie, it's your fiancé.
00:31:40He's back.
00:31:41And he says he's breaking up with you.
00:31:45I must go.
00:31:52Hobo close.
00:31:54Halo glow.
00:31:55I bet the goddess healer is just like Miss Trixie.
00:31:58It was just dumb luck.
00:32:00She's even dumber for not accepting his marriage proposal.
00:32:03She could have been the richest woman in the world.
00:32:06Marrying the hottest, most powerful bachelor around.
00:32:12I'm going to marry that homeless woman.
00:32:18Oh my God.
00:32:20I mean, I don't know about that homeless bimbo, but this is godly.
00:32:25No, no, no, no, Lysander.
00:32:28Lysander's job is supposed to be mine.
00:32:32I'd so much rather share him with you than let that penniless, ugly bitch have him.
00:32:36You two nutjobs are a disgrace to your profession.
00:32:39Take these two weirdos out of here and revoke their licenses.
00:32:43Wait, no.
00:32:44We're not for us.
00:32:45No, she's just better than us.
00:32:48Oh my God.
00:32:50Oh my God.
00:32:51Oh my God.
00:32:52We were truly blessed to have Miss Trixie here, huh?
00:32:55She's no average Jane.
00:32:56No, she isn't.
00:32:57She said it was just dumb luck.
00:32:59But if she truly had these special skills,
00:33:02why did she wear that shit-stained dress and had an impeccable looking doll?
00:33:06But think about the impenetrable walls.
00:33:07No normal person could have done that.
00:33:10Goddess or not, homeless or not, I don't care.
00:33:13I have never met a woman like that.
00:33:14I have to find her.
00:33:15I have to make her my life.
00:33:17She won my heart over too.
00:33:18But if my bestest big bro wants her, I'll help you find her.
00:33:22All right, listen.
00:33:24I need help finding three wedding gifts.
00:33:31I'm dumping Trixie.
00:33:32So I want you, your granddaughters, filthy things out of my house now.
00:33:39Trixie paid for this house.
00:33:41She waited for you for three years.
00:33:44She was dumb enough to put my name on the lease.
00:33:46And I'm upgrading for a better girlfriend now.
00:33:48One with some serious fuck you money.
00:33:51So get lost.
00:33:53Who gave you permission to bark like a rabbit hyena in my house?
00:34:02Grandma.
00:34:04Beatrice, Trixie, Amori.
00:34:06I've been dying to throw this in your face.
00:34:08I'm dumping you for your best friend, Marissa.
00:34:13In fact, the wedding's tomorrow.
00:34:16So sign over the house now.
00:34:22You gave me this ring and asked me to wait.
00:34:26And I did.
00:34:27For three years while you were deployed.
00:34:30Yet you cheat on me with my best friend.
00:34:32And now you're trying to swindle my home?
00:34:35Do you have no shame?
00:34:37We were together for three years and it was a complete waste of my life when I could have been
00:34:42with a loaded girl like Marissa.
00:34:49That's how much she would owe me if I was in the rent-a-boyfriend business.
00:34:54I see you're fulfilling your highest aspirations of being a low-grade male prostitute.
00:35:02Oh yeah?
00:35:04Well, Marissa
00:35:06is so much better than you.
00:35:08She grew up even poorer
00:35:10than you.
00:35:11And now
00:35:12she's the CEO of an entire
00:35:14corporation.
00:35:16Dude!
00:35:18And you?
00:35:20There's still nothing.
00:35:22So you think she's an upgrade.
00:35:25Of course she's an upgrade.
00:35:27Look what she got me for my
00:35:29engagement.
00:35:31Oops.
00:35:32Yeah.
00:35:33That's maybe worth one millionth the presidential contract
00:35:36I gave her.
00:35:42You gave her the presidential contract?
00:35:44I certainly did.
00:35:45In fact, Marissa,
00:35:48you and your dimwit brother
00:35:50only have everything you have
00:35:52all thanks to me.
00:35:57Oh, I think she's losing it, bro.
00:35:59That breakup must have hit her hard.
00:36:02You two
00:36:03are the ungrateful
00:36:04cheating scum here.
00:36:06My granddaughter
00:36:07supported you
00:36:09and your entire family
00:36:10for three years
00:36:11while you were gone.
00:36:12How dare you insult her?
00:36:16Okay, Grandma.
00:36:17Let's not stoop to that level.
00:36:20Poor Edna.
00:36:21She still doesn't know
00:36:21what you're doing
00:36:22out there on the streets, huh?
00:36:24What is he talking about,
00:36:25your senior?
00:36:26Show her, Bob.
00:36:28Bob.
00:36:32This is how embarrassingly useless
00:36:34your granddaughter is.
00:36:35She didn't purchase
00:36:36this house on her own.
00:36:37She was begging on the street
00:36:38for money.
00:36:40I can't be caught
00:36:42with a piss-poor nobody
00:36:43like you.
00:36:44Even if you got no game,
00:36:45I got street cred
00:36:46I got out of keep.
00:36:47You dig?
00:36:48The word you're looking for
00:36:49is dignity.
00:36:51And you're one to speak,
00:36:52cheater.
00:36:54Is this true, Trixie?
00:36:59I've been broadening
00:37:00my horizons, Grandma.
00:37:02I want to see how regular,
00:37:03everyday people live
00:37:04so that I can help them.
00:37:07Of course,
00:37:08those without substance
00:37:09underneath
00:37:09would never understand that.
00:37:11What is that supposed to mean?
00:37:13It means
00:37:13the new girlfriend
00:37:14you think is an upgrade
00:37:16is actually a downgrade.
00:37:21Enough bullshitting already!
00:37:22Just sign the damn papers
00:37:23and we can each get on
00:37:24with our lives.
00:37:38At your wedding,
00:37:39I will.
00:37:41If you won't do good
00:37:42by me of breaking things off
00:37:44before two-timing you
00:37:45with my best friend,
00:37:46why should I do good
00:37:47by you?
00:37:48I'll give you my
00:37:49John Hancock
00:37:50at your wedding
00:37:51as a charity
00:37:53to you.
00:37:54Fucking bitch!
00:37:55You better keep your word.
00:37:57Oh, that's rich.
00:37:58After tomorrow,
00:38:00you will never feel
00:38:00so rich ever again.
00:38:02Do remember that.
00:38:09Trixie,
00:38:11Marissa's a millionaire now.
00:38:13They'll destroy you
00:38:14if you show
00:38:14even so much as a hair
00:38:16at their wedding.
00:38:17Grandma,
00:38:17I have to confess
00:38:19something to you.
00:38:20I've secretly amassed
00:38:22a fortune worth
00:38:23trillions.
00:38:24Trillions?
00:38:26That would make you
00:38:28the richest person
00:38:29on the planet.
00:38:31Because of the healing hands
00:38:32I inherited from
00:38:33Assepolis,
00:38:34the god of healing.
00:38:36I saved several world leaders
00:38:38with these hands.
00:38:39That's how I was able
00:38:40to give Marissa
00:38:41the presidential contract
00:38:42and become the goddess healer.
00:38:44It makes me angrier
00:38:46hearing her name
00:38:47knowing how she betrayed you.
00:38:49But please,
00:38:50Trixie dear,
00:38:51I know it was
00:38:52to broken your heart,
00:38:53but embellishing
00:38:55your worth
00:38:56and who you are,
00:38:57it will only delay
00:38:59the healing process.
00:39:00You don't have to
00:39:01believe me just yet.
00:39:02After we lost
00:39:03mom and dad
00:39:04because we didn't have
00:39:05the money
00:39:05for their medical pills.
00:39:07I vowed
00:39:08that I would do
00:39:09everything I can
00:39:10to serve those in need.
00:39:12That's why I'm
00:39:13taking everything
00:39:13back from Butch
00:39:14and I'm giving it
00:39:15back to Charity.
00:39:16You've always had
00:39:17an angel's heart.
00:39:18I'm certain
00:39:19you will meet someone
00:39:20who will treat you right,
00:39:22who actually deserves you.
00:39:24You will see tomorrow,
00:39:26Grandma.
00:39:27Oh, yeah.
00:39:30Oh, yeah.
00:39:30Oh, yeah.
00:39:31Oh, yeah.
00:39:32Oh, yeah.
00:39:32Oh, yeah.
00:39:33You said Trixie's
00:39:34crashing into my wedding?
00:39:36She was bullying us
00:39:37too, Sasa.
00:39:38She's probably
00:39:39trying to extort you
00:39:40now that she knows
00:39:41you're rich as fuck.
00:39:43Why not?
00:39:43When nobody steps
00:39:44on Snake.
00:39:45Because Snake
00:39:45bites that heart.
00:39:47So let her come
00:39:48and embarrass herself.
00:39:49Yeah.
00:39:50You mean
00:39:53we broadcast
00:39:55that video of me?
00:39:58Yes.
00:39:59Her cable
00:40:00and stick
00:40:00the 19th century
00:40:01tin can.
00:40:02she'll prop me
00:40:03up higher
00:40:03on my pedestal
00:40:04and the whole world
00:40:05sees her
00:40:05in her homeless mess
00:40:06against my
00:40:07presidential glow-up.
00:40:09Let's turn this party
00:40:10into her funeral.
00:40:17There he is.
00:40:20Welcome home, brother.
00:40:22Welcome home, General!
00:40:26Sir,
00:40:27the homeless woman
00:40:28who saved you,
00:40:28Miss Trixie,
00:40:29this is the file
00:40:30of her ex,
00:40:31Butch Tanner.
00:40:31He served with your
00:40:32regiment in the Marine.
00:40:33You mean the Butch Tanner
00:40:34that can barely carry supplies?
00:40:36Well, she's been providing
00:40:37for him and his entire family
00:40:38while he's been deployed
00:40:39overseas, sir.
00:40:40So she waited for him
00:40:41for years
00:40:42and then he betrayed her.
00:40:43Fucking coward.
00:40:44According to intel,
00:40:45she's planning to bring it
00:40:46down on them
00:40:46at their wedding.
00:40:47Then we should join her.
00:40:49Men,
00:40:50I'm only alive today
00:40:51because of that
00:40:52virtuous woman
00:40:53and her incredible power
00:40:54that saved my life.
00:40:55So she needs our support.
00:40:57Will you join me
00:40:57in protecting her?
00:40:58Yes, sir!
00:40:59We will allow our lives
00:41:00to protect her, sir!
00:41:02Then let's roll.
00:41:18Welcome everyone
00:41:19to my wedding.
00:41:20Today is a very special day
00:41:21for me and Butch.
00:41:22Not only are we getting married,
00:41:24but in just one hour
00:41:25my company will be receiving
00:41:26the presidential contract
00:41:27allowing my biomedical company
00:41:29to go public.
00:41:34Congratulations
00:41:34on the contract
00:41:36once again,
00:41:36Mrs.
00:41:37Wakeham Stowe.
00:41:38Butch is taking
00:41:39my last name.
00:41:40Oh, and please
00:41:41don't be so uptight,
00:41:42Secretary Cho.
00:41:43You are the secretary
00:41:44of the entire
00:41:45U.S. Health Department,
00:41:46but this is a partay
00:41:47after all.
00:41:48I see some of the
00:41:50most important people
00:41:51in the nation
00:41:51have also arrived
00:41:52to celebrate you.
00:41:55The U.S. President
00:41:56will also be arriving soon
00:41:58to give you
00:41:59the contract herself.
00:42:01It's an honor.
00:42:02And that's why Sasa
00:42:03is the best wife
00:42:04a man could ever dream of.
00:42:07We will make sure
00:42:08the crowd is entertained tonight.
00:42:10Let the wedding begin!
00:42:13Not so fast.
00:42:15The party doesn't start
00:42:16until I say it does.
00:42:39You two really are
00:42:40a match made in hell.
00:42:42So I've come to save
00:42:43your guests
00:42:43from this oncoming train wreck.
00:42:45I don't recognize it
00:42:46from any of our elite circles.
00:42:47Who is she?
00:42:48Um, this is our
00:42:50entertainment for tonight, sir.
00:42:52Just watch.
00:42:55Trixie, what are you doing here?
00:42:57This isn't the homeless shelter.
00:42:58You lost.
00:42:59I bet she's here
00:43:00to bum a meal off us.
00:43:01You know, being his poor.
00:43:05Me, bum a meal.
00:43:07Have you forgotten
00:43:08that it was I
00:43:08who bankrolled you two
00:43:09for the last three years?
00:43:10And what evidence
00:43:11do you have of that?
00:43:12Look at me,
00:43:13then go look at yourself
00:43:14in the mirror.
00:43:15I'm a millionaire CEO.
00:43:17Even the first
00:43:18woman president
00:43:19will be here
00:43:20any second now
00:43:20to congratulate me.
00:43:21And you're nothing
00:43:22but a washed up sewer rat.
00:43:25Sansa, she's like
00:43:26so obsessed with me.
00:43:27She won't watch her.
00:43:29See, everyone?
00:43:30Butch already cut ties
00:43:32with his ex,
00:43:32but she's so shameless
00:43:34and desperate
00:43:35that she'd still show up
00:43:36to my wedding
00:43:37to suck up to me.
00:43:38This is what poor
00:43:39sad girls do.
00:43:41They beg for scraps
00:43:43from us,
00:43:44the rich and glorious.
00:43:46Projecting much,
00:43:46Marissa?
00:43:47You might feel
00:43:48all high and mighty now,
00:43:49but don't bite the hand
00:43:50that feeds you.
00:43:51Especially when I'm the one
00:43:53who's giving you the contract.
00:43:54Oh my God.
00:43:59You giving me
00:44:00the contract?
00:44:01You have no skills,
00:44:03no education,
00:44:04no connection,
00:44:05so how could you
00:44:06possibly have a pool
00:44:07to get the US
00:44:08fucking president
00:44:09to give me
00:44:10a billion dollar contract?
00:44:12We both share
00:44:13humble beginnings,
00:44:14Marissa,
00:44:14and I saw potential
00:44:15in you.
00:44:16Even trusted you
00:44:17as my best friend.
00:44:18But I recognize now
00:44:20that greed
00:44:20has poisoned you.
00:44:22Don't be all sore now
00:44:23just because I stole
00:44:24your man.
00:44:25This is what
00:44:26us rich girls do.
00:44:27They steal
00:44:28from lame spinsters
00:44:29for fun.
00:44:30Damn right.
00:44:32You were
00:44:32too embarrassing
00:44:34for me.
00:44:35Sasa tramples
00:44:36you any day.
00:44:36I can say that
00:44:38now that I'm
00:44:38marrying the rich.
00:44:40Bravo.
00:44:41Self-admission
00:44:42of a gold digger.
00:44:43Quick,
00:44:43somebody put that
00:44:44on a memoir.
00:44:45Sasa,
00:44:45she's embarrassing
00:44:45me in front of
00:44:46everyone.
00:44:47Make yourself.
00:44:48Don't listen
00:44:48to her,
00:44:49everyone.
00:44:49She's the
00:44:50gold-dicking,
00:44:51blood-sucking leech.
00:44:52I don't even
00:44:53have to lift a finger
00:44:54and you're already
00:44:54embarrassing yourself
00:44:55in front of
00:44:56everyone for me,
00:44:57Butch.
00:44:58You may look
00:44:59and sound like a man,
00:45:00but you're nothing
00:45:01but a pathetic coward.
00:45:03Okay,
00:45:03enough.
00:45:03You know what
00:45:04I always couldn't
00:45:05stand about you?
00:45:06You're moral
00:45:07posturing.
00:45:08But guess what?
00:45:09Morals are just
00:45:10lies to make you
00:45:11lame girls feel
00:45:12better about yourselves.
00:45:13That's why no man
00:45:14will choose you
00:45:15over Marissa Trixie.
00:45:16Because I've got
00:45:17the material goods.
00:45:19You're just all
00:45:19empty talk.
00:45:20I'm not here
00:45:21to request to be
00:45:22chosen,
00:45:22because I'm the one
00:45:24who's doing
00:45:24the choosing.
00:45:26See this?
00:45:34Oh my god.
00:45:40Is that the
00:45:41billion-dollar contract
00:45:42for Sasha?
00:45:45The one that's
00:45:46supposed to make us
00:45:46all rich as fuck?
00:45:47No, absolutely not.
00:45:49I don't believe it.
00:45:51You all sound so
00:45:52scared already.
00:45:53Don't worry.
00:45:53This isn't that
00:45:55contract.
00:45:56It's the lease
00:45:57to the modest home
00:45:58you tried to
00:45:58swindle from me.
00:46:02See everyone?
00:46:03She's just
00:46:04trying to bluff us.
00:46:05But you don't even
00:46:05have the guts to go
00:46:06all the way.
00:46:07Look at her
00:46:07following orders.
00:46:08I asked her to sign
00:46:09over the lease
00:46:10and here she is.
00:46:11Like a good little
00:46:13peasant slave.
00:46:14That house is worth
00:46:15all her life savings.
00:46:19Do you want to
00:46:20I don't know
00:46:21beg for a little
00:46:22treat while you're
00:46:23at it?
00:46:33You must understand
00:46:34me.
00:46:35I'm here to take
00:46:36back everything
00:46:36I've ever given you.
00:46:38I'm giving it
00:46:39to charity.
00:46:45Bro!
00:46:47She's gone
00:46:47cuckoo in the head.
00:46:48She thinks that
00:46:49just because she
00:46:50rented a pretty
00:46:50little dress she
00:46:51can pretend to be
00:46:52a deep pocket
00:46:52and invest in
00:46:53baddies.
00:46:53You wish you
00:46:54had that kind
00:46:55of money to
00:46:55just toss away
00:46:56Trixie.
00:46:56It's just a drop
00:46:57in the bucket
00:46:58for me.
00:46:59I know what
00:47:00this is.
00:47:01You've gotten
00:47:02delusional and
00:47:03you think you're
00:47:03Cinderella so you
00:47:04can just show up
00:47:05to a fancy party
00:47:06and some Prince
00:47:07Charming will scoop
00:47:07you into money
00:47:08forever?
00:47:09Well that's not
00:47:10happening.
00:47:11Security!
00:47:11Lock the doors!
00:47:12This woman doesn't
00:47:13leave until we're
00:47:14through with her.
00:47:18This is where
00:47:19your dreams will
00:47:19die, bitch!
00:47:23We found
00:47:24Miss Trixie
00:47:24Lysander.
00:47:25She's being
00:47:26cornered by her
00:47:26ex and his
00:47:27mistress at the
00:47:27Wickham wedding
00:47:27right now.
00:47:28Butch Tanner.
00:47:29Well he's gonna
00:47:30wish he died in
00:47:30battle after I'm
00:47:31done with him.
00:47:32Let's go.
00:47:36You think a few
00:47:37toy guns scare me
00:47:38Marissa?
00:47:39I've saved plenty
00:47:40of people for much
00:47:41worse.
00:47:42Including your
00:47:43head of command
00:47:44Butch.
00:47:45General Lysander
00:47:46Armstrong.
00:47:48You mean the
00:47:48legendary war hero?
00:47:50He's been in a
00:47:51coma for years after
00:47:52he saved the nation
00:47:52from a terrorist
00:47:53attack.
00:47:54You're an
00:47:54unskilled,
00:47:56unemployed,
00:47:57ugly leech.
00:47:58So how could you
00:47:58possibly have this
00:47:59magical ability
00:48:00to heal someone
00:48:02like General
00:48:02Lysander Armstrong?
00:48:04No one here's
00:48:04gonna believe you.
00:48:05If you really
00:48:05cured the
00:48:06incurable general
00:48:07then Sasa
00:48:08is the fucking
00:48:09Virgin Mary.
00:48:10Andrea.
00:48:11You're just
00:48:12asking to be
00:48:13humiliated, Trixie.
00:48:14Show them,
00:48:15Butch.
00:48:21See for
00:48:22yourselves,
00:48:22everyone.
00:48:23Trixie's just a
00:48:24freeloading beggar.
00:48:28She won't leave
00:48:29me and Marissa
00:48:30alone because
00:48:30we're rich as
00:48:31fuck now.
00:48:33I'm a major
00:48:33in the Marines.
00:48:35Sasa,
00:48:35she has a
00:48:37billion dollar
00:48:37biomedical contract
00:48:39with the military.
00:48:40Approved by the
00:48:41first female
00:48:42president of the
00:48:43United States
00:48:44herself,
00:48:45bitch.
00:48:45How despicable.
00:48:46She's just
00:48:47trying to leech
00:48:48off you like
00:48:49a parasitic
00:48:49gold digger.
00:48:50Get out of here.
00:48:51No one wants
00:48:52to marry you.
00:48:52No free meals
00:48:53for the poor.
00:48:54Do you see
00:48:55this,
00:48:56Trixie?
00:48:57This is high
00:48:58society.
00:48:59So you're
00:48:59either born
00:49:00on a sober
00:49:00spoon or
00:49:01you're as
00:49:01accomplished
00:49:02as me
00:49:02to be here.
00:49:03Maybe if
00:49:04you do
00:49:04some serious
00:49:05dick-sucking
00:49:05here,
00:49:06maybe someone
00:49:07will drop
00:49:08a couple
00:49:08bucks in
00:49:09your tin
00:49:09can.
00:49:12I already
00:49:12have everything
00:49:13one can dream
00:49:14of,
00:49:14but I
00:49:15valued our
00:49:15friendship,
00:49:16Marissa,
00:49:16which is why
00:49:17I came here
00:49:17to give you
00:49:18a second chance
00:49:18to see if
00:49:19you'd apologize
00:49:20and admit
00:49:20to your
00:49:21backstabbing.
00:49:22But no,
00:49:23you stooped
00:49:24so low,
00:49:25it disgusts me.
00:49:27Nothing is
00:49:27more disgusting
00:49:28than you
00:49:28standing on
00:49:29street corners
00:49:30like a bum.
00:49:31And who knows,
00:49:32if you've already
00:49:33started offering
00:49:34sexual services.
00:49:36Well then,
00:49:38why don't you
00:49:39get on your
00:49:39knees for me,
00:49:40Trixie?
00:49:40My brother
00:49:41will never
00:49:42take you back.
00:49:43No man
00:49:43will marry
00:49:44an embarrassment
00:49:45like you.
00:49:46But make me
00:49:47happy,
00:49:48and I might
00:49:48consider making
00:49:49you my
00:49:49personal
00:49:50prostitute.
00:50:01How dare
00:50:02you hit my
00:50:03brother?
00:50:03I'm never
00:50:04letting you
00:50:04leave here
00:50:05alive.
00:50:08Don't worry,
00:50:09my dear.
00:50:10After I'm
00:50:10done with you,
00:50:11Trixie,
00:50:11not even the
00:50:12goddess of healing
00:50:13will be able
00:50:13to save you.
00:50:15Oh,
00:50:16is that so?
00:50:18Security!
00:50:20Get down
00:50:21on your knees
00:50:22and give Bob
00:50:23one hell of a
00:50:24blowjob in front
00:50:25of everybody here
00:50:26or I'll pop
00:50:27so many holes in you
00:50:28the men here
00:50:29won't know
00:50:29which one to fuck.
00:50:30I don't need
00:50:31to be the goddess
00:50:31of anything
00:50:32to punish you.
00:50:33Any of the
00:50:34powerful leaders
00:50:34I've saved before
00:50:35could crush you
00:50:36before you even
00:50:37touch me.
00:50:38Dream on!
00:50:40You wish
00:50:41General Licender
00:50:41scooped you
00:50:42off your feet
00:50:43but you weren't
00:50:43good enough for me.
00:50:44You're definitely
00:50:45not good enough
00:50:46for him.
00:50:46Enough!
00:50:47You're souring
00:50:49my party
00:50:49so you either
00:50:50get the fuck
00:50:50out
00:50:52or I'm
00:50:52gonna shoot
00:50:53you.
00:50:54On the count
00:50:55of three!
00:50:55I think I quite
00:50:56like it here.
00:50:57Two!
00:51:08Mmm.
00:51:09This wine
00:51:10is so delicious.
00:51:12One!
00:51:13Shoot!
00:51:15Nobody
00:51:16is laying
00:51:17a hand
00:51:18on my future
00:51:19wife.
00:51:25It's
00:51:27it's
00:51:36Who the hell
00:51:36is this?
00:51:41I'm sorry
00:51:41that I'm late.
00:51:42Did they hurt you?
00:51:44No.
00:51:45I'm fine.
00:51:46But um
00:51:47when did I
00:51:48become your future
00:51:48wife?
00:51:50You saved me
00:51:52Trixie.
00:51:53Remember?
00:51:53I'm a man
00:51:54of my word.
00:51:55They're never
00:51:56gonna hurt you
00:51:56ever again.
00:51:57Really?
00:51:58It was nothing.
00:51:59I saved you
00:52:00because you're
00:52:01a good man
00:52:02not because
00:52:02I want you
00:52:03to owe me
00:52:03any favors.
00:52:10I see
00:52:10what this is.
00:52:11You're the one
00:52:12who cheated
00:52:12on me Trixie.
00:52:13Look at you
00:52:14guys all
00:52:14loving dogs.
00:52:16Don't try to
00:52:16pin this on her.
00:52:17She waited for you
00:52:18for three years.
00:52:18This is the kind
00:52:19of woman of virtue
00:52:20that a man
00:52:20would die
00:52:21for.
00:52:23Virtue?
00:52:24Don't make me
00:52:25laugh.
00:52:26She's probably
00:52:27out there
00:52:27giving blowjobs
00:52:28for cash.
00:52:29No man
00:52:30who in a
00:52:30hundred foot
00:52:31pole
00:52:31would want
00:52:32to touch her.
00:52:33She should be
00:52:33happy Bob
00:52:34was willing
00:52:34to give her
00:52:35some.
00:52:39I see her
00:52:40in the Marines.
00:52:43I'm a major.
00:52:44Look man,
00:52:45I know Trixie
00:52:46is like a
00:52:47I don't know
00:52:48like a seven
00:52:49now that she's
00:52:49all cleaned up
00:52:50but don't waste
00:52:51your manhood
00:52:51on a whiny
00:52:53worthless woman
00:52:54like that.
00:53:00A real man
00:53:01never talks
00:53:02about a woman
00:53:03that way.
00:53:04You're a coward.
00:53:14We don't need
00:53:15to fight fire
00:53:15with fire
00:53:16to deal
00:53:16with the likes
00:53:17of them.
00:53:18You're very
00:53:19gracious Trixie,
00:53:20you know that.
00:53:23You're only
00:53:23getting off
00:53:24of it
00:53:24because she's
00:53:25so kind
00:53:25so you're
00:53:25going to do
00:53:26me the favor
00:53:26of never
00:53:27coming near
00:53:27her again.
00:53:28You understand?
00:53:28You want
00:53:29to fuck
00:53:29with me
00:53:29you little
00:53:30dipshit?
00:53:30I'm a
00:53:31fucking
00:53:31major.
00:53:32You're
00:53:32probably
00:53:33lowest rank
00:53:33of the
00:53:34military grunts.
00:53:35I'll destroy
00:53:36you.
00:53:37Do you really
00:53:37not know
00:53:38who this is
00:53:38Butch?
00:53:39I thought
00:53:40you were
00:53:40in the Marines.
00:53:41What have
00:53:41you been
00:53:42doing this
00:53:42whole time
00:53:42if you don't
00:53:43know
00:53:43who this
00:53:43war hero
00:53:44is?
00:53:45He was
00:53:46just a
00:53:46supply
00:53:47boy.
00:53:49War hero?
00:53:51Is this
00:53:52all part
00:53:52of your
00:53:53plan
00:53:53Trixie?
00:53:54Poor
00:53:54girl.
00:53:55Did you
00:53:55sell your
00:53:56house to
00:53:56hire this
00:53:57actor so
00:53:57you can
00:53:58feel better
00:53:58about
00:53:58yourself?
00:53:59A woman's
00:54:00worth is
00:54:00tied to
00:54:00the man
00:54:01she
00:54:01marries.
00:54:02Trixie
00:54:02is worthless
00:54:03because that
00:54:04guy looks
00:54:04like a
00:54:04cowboy.
00:54:08A bum
00:54:08girl and
00:54:09a pimp.
00:54:10What a
00:54:10pair.
00:54:12Seems
00:54:12like they
00:54:13don't know
00:54:13who you
00:54:13are since
00:54:14you've
00:54:14been out
00:54:14of
00:54:14action
00:54:15for so
00:54:15long.
00:54:16We
00:54:16should
00:54:16try
00:54:17to
00:54:17play
00:54:17some
00:54:17more
00:54:17don't
00:54:18you
00:54:18think?
00:54:20Bring
00:54:20in the
00:54:21wedding
00:54:21gift.
00:54:29What
00:54:29is
00:54:29all
00:54:29this?
00:54:30Trixie
00:54:31listen
00:54:31I
00:54:31know
00:54:31that
00:54:31you
00:54:31didn't
00:54:32ask
00:54:32for
00:54:32anything
00:54:33after
00:54:33you
00:54:33saved
00:54:33my
00:54:34life
00:54:35but
00:54:35I
00:54:35know
00:54:36that
00:54:36we
00:54:36shared
00:54:36a
00:54:36moment.
00:54:40I'm
00:54:40not
00:54:40the
00:54:40kind
00:54:41of
00:54:41man
00:54:41to
00:54:41get
00:54:41close
00:54:42to
00:54:42a
00:54:42woman
00:54:42and
00:54:42then
00:54:42just
00:54:43disappear.
00:54:43It's
00:54:44not
00:54:44in
00:54:44my
00:54:44nature.
00:54:46Unlike
00:54:46somebody
00:54:47else
00:54:47here.
00:54:49Listen
00:54:49Trixie
00:54:49I have
00:54:51never
00:54:51met
00:54:52a
00:54:52woman
00:54:54like
00:54:55you
00:54:55so
00:54:56incredible
00:54:56and
00:54:57kind
00:54:57and
00:54:58beautiful
00:54:58so I
00:54:59know
00:54:59that
00:55:00you're
00:55:01the
00:55:01one
00:55:01for
00:55:01me.
00:55:03This
00:55:04guy's
00:55:04either
00:55:04nuts
00:55:04or
00:55:05a
00:55:05really
00:55:05really
00:55:06good
00:55:07actor.
00:55:08Oscar
00:55:08worthy.
00:55:09Oscar
00:55:09worthy.
00:55:10No.
00:55:11First
00:55:12gift.
00:55:17Trixie
00:55:18I
00:55:18know
00:55:18that
00:55:18you
00:55:18just
00:55:19lost
00:55:19your
00:55:19home
00:55:19so
00:55:20I'm
00:55:20gifting
00:55:20you
00:55:21with
00:55:21your
00:55:21own
00:55:22new
00:55:22mansion.
00:55:23Worth
00:55:24500
00:55:24million
00:55:24dollars
00:55:25previously
00:55:25owned
00:55:26by
00:55:26Jennifer
00:55:27Aniston.
00:55:29Second
00:55:29guess.
00:55:32This
00:55:33contains
00:55:33all the
00:55:34rights
00:55:34to
00:55:35my
00:55:35entire
00:55:36fortune
00:55:36which
00:55:37is
00:55:37now
00:55:37yours.
00:55:38entire
00:55:38fortune
00:55:39from
00:55:39a
00:55:39cowboy
00:55:40actor?
00:55:41It must
00:55:41be
00:55:41that
00:55:42use.
00:55:42They
00:55:42already
00:55:42spent
00:55:43their
00:55:43entire
00:55:43life
00:55:43savings
00:55:44on
00:55:44this
00:55:44clown
00:55:44show.
00:55:45They've
00:55:45got
00:55:45nothing
00:55:45left.
00:55:46Lysander
00:55:47I
00:55:48really
00:55:48don't
00:55:48care
00:55:48for
00:55:48any
00:55:49of
00:55:49Look
00:55:49I
00:55:50know
00:55:51I
00:55:51know
00:55:51that
00:55:51you
00:55:52are
00:55:52the
00:55:52farthest
00:55:52thing
00:55:53from
00:55:53a
00:55:53material
00:55:53woman.
00:55:54Okay
00:55:54which
00:55:55is
00:55:55exactly
00:55:55why
00:55:56my
00:55:56third
00:55:57gift
00:55:58is
00:55:58um
00:56:00well
00:56:15Cleo
00:56:15hey
00:56:17oh
00:56:18my
00:56:18god
00:56:20you
00:56:20found
00:56:20my
00:56:21dog
00:56:24Trixie
00:56:25I'm
00:56:25just
00:56:25a
00:56:26man
00:56:26but
00:56:26with
00:56:27you
00:56:27it's
00:56:27so
00:56:27much
00:56:27more
00:56:28Trixie
00:56:29Amore
00:56:33will
00:56:33you
00:56:34marry
00:56:34me
00:56:36you
00:56:37know
00:56:37I
00:56:37can't
00:56:38say
00:56:38no
00:56:38to
00:56:38this
00:56:38dog
00:56:39yes
00:56:43I
00:56:43will
00:56:43marry
00:56:44you
00:57:00go
00:57:00go
00:57:01power
00:57:01couple
00:57:02whoo
00:57:03haha
00:57:03okay
00:57:04stop
00:57:05the only
00:57:06power
00:57:06couple
00:57:06here
00:57:07is
00:57:07Butch
00:57:07and I
00:57:09let's
00:57:10remind
00:57:10everyone
00:57:10how
00:57:10worth
00:57:11it
00:57:11Trixie
00:57:11is
00:57:13no
00:57:14man
00:57:14in their
00:57:15right
00:57:15mind
00:57:16would
00:57:17marry
00:57:17that
00:57:17embarrassing
00:57:17sack
00:57:18of
00:57:18scraps
00:57:18hey
00:57:20I
00:57:20don't
00:57:20care
00:57:20if
00:57:20she's
00:57:20homeless
00:57:21or
00:57:21not
00:57:21but
00:57:22I'm
00:57:22making
00:57:22this
00:57:22woman
00:57:22my
00:57:23wife
00:57:24which
00:57:24means
00:57:24that
00:57:24she
00:57:24will
00:57:25be
00:57:25treated
00:57:25as
00:57:25and
00:57:26cherished
00:57:26as
00:57:27the
00:57:27most
00:57:27precious
00:57:27woman
00:57:28on
00:57:28earth
00:57:29understand
00:57:33you
00:57:34still
00:57:34don't
00:57:34realize
00:57:35that
00:57:35my
00:57:36brother
00:57:36is
00:57:36the
00:57:36most
00:57:36powerful
00:57:37man
00:57:37on
00:57:37earth
00:57:38this
00:57:38is
00:57:39general
00:57:39Lysander
00:57:40Armstrong
00:57:47as
00:57:48if
00:57:49like
00:57:49the
00:57:49almighty
00:57:50general
00:57:50Lysander
00:57:51Armstrong
00:57:52would
00:57:52propose
00:57:52to
00:57:52a
00:57:53homeless
00:57:53prostitute
00:57:54like
00:57:54Trixie
00:57:54yes
00:57:55the
00:57:55Armstrong
00:57:55family
00:57:56basically
00:57:56control
00:57:57the
00:57:57global
00:57:57stock
00:57:57market
00:57:58Lysander
00:57:59Armstrong
00:57:59would
00:57:59sooner
00:58:00marry
00:58:00the
00:58:00princess
00:58:00of
00:58:01England
00:58:01than
00:58:01someone
00:58:01from
00:58:02the
00:58:02lowest
00:58:02rank
00:58:03of
00:58:03society
00:58:03I bet
00:58:04my
00:58:05life
00:58:05you're
00:58:05all
00:58:05just
00:58:06actors
00:58:07then
00:58:07you
00:58:07better
00:58:08enjoy
00:58:08your
00:58:08last
00:58:08breath
00:58:09come on
00:58:09Lysander
00:58:10what are we
00:58:10waiting
00:58:10for
00:58:11let's
00:58:11show
00:58:11them
00:58:11what
00:58:11we
00:58:11can
00:58:11do
00:58:11and
00:58:12get
00:58:12revenge
00:58:12for
00:58:12Trixie
00:58:13what
00:58:13can
00:58:13a
00:58:13bunch
00:58:13of
00:58:13piss
00:58:14poor
00:58:14people
00:58:14do
00:58:14to
00:58:14us
00:58:15the
00:58:15elite
00:58:16infect
00:58:16us
00:58:17with
00:58:17your
00:58:17poor
00:58:17people
00:58:17bad
00:58:18luck
00:58:19she
00:58:19wishes
00:58:19she
00:58:20could
00:58:20blame
00:58:20her
00:58:20low
00:58:20status
00:58:21on
00:58:21bad
00:58:21luck
00:58:22truth
00:58:22is
00:58:23she
00:58:23is
00:58:23just
00:58:23a
00:58:23useless
00:58:24lazy
00:58:25bitch
00:58:25and
00:58:25bum
00:58:26she
00:58:26is
00:58:27utterly
00:58:28unmarriable
00:58:30I can
00:58:31dispose
00:58:31of them
00:58:32in other
00:58:33means
00:58:33if you
00:58:33don't
00:58:33prefer
00:58:34violence
00:58:34I
00:58:35handle
00:58:35them
00:58:35myself
00:58:36but
00:58:38I'll
00:58:39let
00:58:39you
00:58:39do
00:58:39all
00:58:39the
00:58:39heavy
00:58:40lifting
00:58:40go
00:58:41ahead
00:58:41Lysander
00:58:48yes
00:58:49hello
00:58:49this
00:58:50is
00:58:50Lysander
00:58:50please
00:58:50bankrupt
00:58:51Marissa
00:58:52Wickham
00:58:52for
00:58:52me
00:58:54oh
00:58:55my
00:58:55gosh
00:58:55I'm
00:58:55so
00:58:56scared
00:58:56anyone
00:58:57these
00:58:57days
00:58:58could
00:58:58call
00:58:58anyone
00:58:59and
00:58:59pretend
00:58:59to
00:58:59be
00:58:59on
00:58:59the
00:59:00phone
00:59:06uh
00:59:07hello
00:59:08yes
00:59:11what
00:59:16I
00:59:17moved
00:59:17bankrupt
00:59:20hey
00:59:25hey
00:59:26hey
00:59:26hey
00:59:26are you
00:59:27sure
00:59:27that was
00:59:28the call
00:59:28Sussman
00:59:29that
00:59:29that was
00:59:29a real
00:59:30call
00:59:30people
00:59:30don't
00:59:31just
00:59:31suddenly
00:59:31go
00:59:31bankrupt
00:59:32like
00:59:32that
00:59:32my
00:59:32company
00:59:33is
00:59:33dead
00:59:34evaporated
00:59:35it's
00:59:36thin air
00:59:39that
00:59:39that's
00:59:40impossible
00:59:41what
00:59:41are you
00:59:42what
00:59:43did
00:59:43you do
00:59:43secretary
00:59:44cho
00:59:45you said
00:59:46you're
00:59:46the secretary
00:59:46of health
00:59:47right
00:59:47and you
00:59:48yourself
00:59:48said that
00:59:49the armstrong
00:59:49family owns
00:59:50the entire
00:59:50global stock
00:59:51market
00:59:51could that
00:59:52be how
00:59:53they
00:59:53bankrupted
00:59:53miss
00:59:54Wickham
00:59:55then that
00:59:55means
00:59:57you're
00:59:58really
00:59:59Lysander
01:00:00Armstrong
01:00:00the richest
01:00:02and most
01:00:02powerful
01:00:03man
01:00:03in the country
01:00:04Drake
01:00:05Steve
01:00:05Mary
01:00:05the famed
01:00:06war hero
01:00:07the man
01:00:08every girl
01:00:09wants
01:00:09and every
01:00:09man
01:00:10wants
01:00:10defeat
01:00:12now you
01:00:12believe me
01:00:13those who do
01:00:14bad will
01:00:14always end up
01:00:15losing everything
01:00:17there's got to be
01:00:18some trick to this
01:00:19you guys are just
01:00:19bums trying to extort
01:00:21money from us
01:00:22it's awesome
01:00:30I know why you're
01:00:32all over Trixie
01:00:33because you've been
01:00:33in the military
01:00:34for so long
01:00:35you don't know
01:00:35what a real woman
01:00:36can do for you
01:00:37let me take you
01:00:38to my wedding
01:00:39chamber
01:00:39and I'll show
01:00:40you a good time
01:00:43leave your
01:00:44hands for me
01:00:44or I'll have
01:00:45them removed
01:00:46for you
01:00:46I would never
01:00:52be interested
01:00:52in a woman
01:00:53who's as vile
01:00:54and cruel
01:00:55and wicked
01:00:55as you are
01:00:57guess the cheater
01:00:58gets cheated on
01:00:59eventually
01:01:01Sasa was just
01:01:02trying to save
01:01:03the company
01:01:04I don't blame
01:01:05her at all
01:01:05your double
01:01:06standards are
01:01:07incredible
01:01:07okay you don't
01:01:08want me
01:01:09fine
01:01:10but there's
01:01:10plenty of
01:01:11other efficiency
01:01:11I can give you
01:01:13a room full
01:01:13of pageant
01:01:14winners
01:01:1418 years
01:01:15well
01:01:15fresh for
01:01:17the taking
01:01:24I did that
01:01:25so you wouldn't
01:01:25have to
01:01:26Miss Trixine
01:01:27thank you
01:01:27Devin
01:01:29Marissa
01:01:30not only
01:01:31have you
01:01:31backstabbed
01:01:32me
01:01:32your best
01:01:33friend
01:01:34by stealing
01:01:35my fiance
01:01:35but now
01:01:37you'd sell
01:01:37out other
01:01:37innocent girls
01:01:38just to get
01:01:39your company
01:01:39back
01:01:39you're an
01:01:40insult to
01:01:41all good
01:01:41women out
01:01:42there
01:01:42no to
01:01:43all of
01:01:43humanity
01:01:43so now
01:01:44everything
01:01:45that I've
01:01:45ever given
01:01:46you to
01:01:46I'm taking
01:01:47it all
01:01:48back
01:01:50wait
01:01:51everyone
01:01:52stop
01:01:55they're
01:01:55imposters
01:02:00I just
01:02:01got off the
01:02:01phone with
01:02:01the president
01:02:02and she
01:02:02said your
01:02:02contract
01:02:03is not
01:02:03getting
01:02:03cancelled
01:02:04because it
01:02:05was assigned
01:02:05by the
01:02:05goddess
01:02:06healer
01:02:06herself
01:02:07so we
01:02:08won't
01:02:08go
01:02:09bankrupt
01:02:09the
01:02:09goddess
01:02:10healer
01:02:10you mean
01:02:11the eccentric
01:02:12and highly
01:02:12lucid
01:02:13sage
01:02:13in the
01:02:13field
01:02:13of
01:02:13medicine
01:02:14approved
01:02:14of
01:02:14my
01:02:15biomedical
01:02:16product
01:02:17yes
01:02:17that's the
01:02:18highest
01:02:18honor
01:02:18anyone
01:02:19can have
01:02:19in the
01:02:20field
01:02:20of
01:02:20health
01:02:20and
01:02:20medicine
01:02:21the goddess
01:02:21healer's
01:02:22motto
01:02:22is
01:02:23the right
01:02:24rewrites
01:02:24the wrong
01:02:25the left
01:02:26leaves
01:02:26the wrong
01:02:26the left
01:02:28that means
01:02:29she's rewarding
01:02:29me
01:02:30the president
01:02:30would never
01:02:31let your company
01:02:32go bankrupt
01:02:33in fact
01:02:34she's on her
01:02:35way now
01:02:37so you're
01:02:38telling me
01:02:38this
01:02:39dashingly
01:02:40handsome
01:02:40motherfucker
01:02:41over here
01:02:41isn't
01:02:42Lysander
01:02:43Armstrong
01:02:43who cares
01:02:44who he is
01:02:45if the
01:02:45president
01:02:46and the
01:02:46goddess
01:02:47healer
01:02:47approves
01:02:48of my
01:02:48product
01:02:48who cares
01:02:49about this
01:02:49washed up
01:02:50war hero
01:02:50we can break
01:02:51his legs
01:02:52break his arms
01:02:52no one would
01:02:53even bat an
01:02:53eye
01:02:54she even gave us
01:02:55explicit permission
01:02:56to call upon
01:02:56secret services
01:02:57FBI
01:02:59FBI
01:03:01you're under arrest
01:03:02for fraudulent claims
01:03:03and identity theft
01:03:06gotcha
01:03:10guess I still get
01:03:11the last laugh
01:03:12Trixie
01:03:13no don't arrest
01:03:14her
01:03:15Trixie is a
01:03:16good person
01:03:17please officer
01:03:18don't arrest
01:03:18her
01:03:19grandma
01:03:20Mr. Rogers
01:03:21Mrs. Williams
01:03:22what are you all
01:03:23doing here
01:03:23the neighbors
01:03:24heard about the
01:03:24breakup between
01:03:25you and Butch
01:03:26we were worried
01:03:27so we came here
01:03:28to back you up
01:03:29listen officer
01:03:30I can attest
01:03:32that Trixie Amoria
01:03:33is a good neighbor
01:03:34she's very kind
01:03:35hearted and would
01:03:36never break the law
01:03:37yes and one time
01:03:38when my daughter
01:03:39needed university
01:03:40tuition
01:03:40Trixie gave her
01:03:42everything she had
01:03:43just to help her out
01:03:44she also paid for
01:03:45my recent heart
01:03:46surgery as well
01:03:47my fiance really
01:03:49is an incredible
01:03:49woman
01:03:50she's an angel
01:03:51descended from
01:03:53heaven
01:03:57you must be the
01:03:58criminal pretending
01:03:59to be general
01:03:59Lysander Armstrong
01:04:01my brother is not
01:04:02a criminal
01:04:03he's a war hero
01:04:04who single-handedly
01:04:05saved this country
01:04:06from a terrorist attack
01:04:07without him
01:04:08this whole country
01:04:08would have been
01:04:09bombed to ash
01:04:10and that's why
01:04:11his choice to crime
01:04:12is stealing his
01:04:13identity
01:04:14general Lysander Armstrong
01:04:15only fell into a coma
01:04:16because of the fight
01:04:17with the terrorists
01:04:18and we've received
01:04:19no word that he's
01:04:19woken up yet
01:04:20so this must be
01:04:21an imposter
01:04:23I can tell that
01:04:24this whole dilemma
01:04:25with my identity
01:04:25is causing you
01:04:26a lot of trouble
01:04:26I promise I'll get it
01:04:28resolved and we can
01:04:29focus on taking down
01:04:30your scumbag ex
01:04:33if you want to
01:04:34arrest me
01:04:34fine
01:04:36but don't fuck
01:04:36with my fiance
01:04:37you don't get to
01:04:38decide punk
01:04:39let's go
01:05:02get him
01:05:03if you can
01:05:31let's go
01:05:55is that enough pain
01:05:57or do you want more
01:06:05legend
01:06:06is written all over you
01:06:08Lysander
01:06:10grandma
01:06:12meet my new fiance
01:06:16wow
01:06:16your new fiance
01:06:18he's so manly
01:06:20much better
01:06:21than your last one
01:06:22I always knew
01:06:23you'd find someone
01:06:24better
01:06:24it's Butch's loss
01:06:26Trixie has always
01:06:27been so much
01:06:28better than
01:06:29Marissa
01:06:29she's like a
01:06:30shining star
01:06:31in the sky
01:06:32and Marissa's
01:06:33like a roach
01:06:34in the sewers
01:06:35bitch
01:06:35we name calling
01:06:36now
01:06:36I'll drown you
01:06:37out with insults
01:06:38from my side
01:06:39right Sam
01:06:39drown out the
01:06:40poor
01:06:41drown out the
01:06:42poor
01:06:42drown out the
01:06:43poor
01:06:44drown out the
01:06:45poor
01:06:45drown out the
01:06:46poor
01:06:47drown out the
01:06:48poor
01:06:48see Trixie
01:06:49you've got
01:06:50no connection
01:06:51no power
01:06:52you can't compete
01:06:53against me
01:06:53even if you have
01:06:54one guy on your
01:06:55side who can
01:06:55fight we're too
01:06:56honorable to fight
01:06:57dirty like you
01:06:58so you're using
01:06:59defenseless lives
01:07:00as your shield
01:07:01because you know
01:07:02we won't hurt them
01:07:03let them eat Kate
01:07:04you can't shoot
01:07:15all of them
01:07:15grab what you can't
01:07:16fam
01:07:16attack
01:07:35you will not hurt a
01:07:36single soul
01:07:37in my presence
01:07:43what the fuck
01:07:44was that
01:07:44I don't care
01:07:45what the fuck
01:07:45it was
01:07:46I'm not letting
01:07:46her make a fool
01:07:47of me
01:07:47at my own
01:07:48wedding
01:07:56damn it
01:07:59you forgot
01:08:00I had a gun
01:08:01too
01:08:02that'll teach you
01:08:03from messing with
01:08:03the wig hams
01:08:04take Miss Trixie
01:08:05and her family
01:08:05and get out of here
01:08:06we're quartered
01:08:07I'll sacrifice myself
01:08:08to fend them off
01:08:09Devin
01:08:10you and your brother
01:08:11are both good men
01:08:13I will not let
01:08:14your injury be in vain
01:08:15they will be punished
01:08:20now hold still for me
01:08:23right
01:08:24re-right's the world
01:08:35holy fuck
01:08:37did she just
01:08:38reverse the bullet
01:08:39by chanting
01:08:39the goddess healer's
01:08:40chance
01:08:40she's the goddess healer
01:08:45I'm all better now
01:08:47thank you Miss Trixie
01:08:48see
01:08:49I knew that you
01:08:51were no ordinary woman
01:08:52no
01:08:52please
01:08:53I am
01:08:54just an ordinary girl
01:08:55don't put me
01:08:56on some sort of pedestal
01:08:57sure
01:08:59you hear that
01:09:00she's just some
01:09:01average homeless
01:09:02girl on the streets
01:09:02she was probably
01:09:03holding out a super
01:09:04magnet that drew
01:09:05out the bullet
01:09:05while I do not
01:09:06care for glory
01:09:07I do believe
01:09:08in justice
01:09:10Marissa and Butch
01:09:11not only have you
01:09:12betrayed me
01:09:13but now you've
01:09:14hurt the innocent too
01:09:15I will make you
01:09:16both pay for your
01:09:17crimes
01:09:17and who are you
01:09:18to judge me
01:09:19for what I do
01:09:20God
01:09:21wrong
01:09:23but you're close
01:09:24I'm bullshit
01:09:25I'm gonna show you
01:09:27how the elite can
01:09:27trailborn you
01:09:28little lives
01:09:31you wanna cross the
01:09:32line so bad
01:09:32then let's see you
01:09:33try
01:09:34charge
01:09:43what the hell
01:09:44is this
01:09:45this is the line
01:09:46between life
01:09:48and death
01:09:49yo was that
01:09:50extra neon spray paint
01:09:52I'll admit it looks
01:09:53pretty good
01:09:54but uh
01:09:54I'll die before
01:09:55I believe that's magic
01:09:57you're not the
01:09:58grim reaper
01:09:59what if it's a trap
01:10:00that woman has
01:10:01many tricks up her sleeves
01:10:02we ain't afraid
01:10:03of her
01:10:03she's nothing
01:10:04but a circus
01:10:05prostitute
01:10:06why don't you
01:10:07cross the line
01:10:07and see for yourself
01:10:08I will
01:10:13left
01:10:13leaves the wrong
01:10:15rest
01:10:22I'm fine
01:10:23nothing happened
01:10:24you'll see soon enough
01:10:26oh please
01:10:27I really wanna die
01:10:29and you call this
01:10:30the line between
01:10:30life and death
01:10:31I knew you were
01:10:32just making that
01:10:33shit up
01:10:33whoops
01:10:34just crossed it
01:10:35again
01:10:36whoops
01:10:36and again
01:10:38nothing's
01:10:39happening
01:10:40stop
01:10:41stop
01:10:43stop
01:10:46stop
01:10:47stop
01:10:47stop
01:10:47stop
01:10:50no
01:10:50no
01:10:51no
01:10:53what do you do
01:10:54to my brother
01:10:55I didn't do anything
01:10:56your brother just
01:10:57didn't want to heed
01:10:58my warning
01:10:59I suggest you take him
01:11:01to the ER
01:11:01if you don't want your wedding
01:11:03to become his funeral
01:11:05come on
01:11:06major
01:11:07are you not gonna help
01:11:08your own brother
01:11:08how was he able to cross the line
01:11:11see this must be an illusion
01:11:16only the pure of heart
01:11:17can cross the line
01:11:18will somebody take my brother
01:11:19to the hospital
01:11:20please
01:11:27you're so sore I wouldn't marry you
01:11:29you'd go and hurt my brother
01:11:30oh please
01:11:31you hurt us
01:11:33first
01:11:33at first
01:11:34I was really hurt by your betrayal
01:11:36but I've come to realize
01:11:38your true colors are that of a snake
01:11:40and a coward
01:11:41Marissa
01:11:42thanks for taking this low life from me
01:11:45you blame yourself
01:11:47for being worthless
01:11:48you think anyone would want to marry you
01:11:50when you've got nothing to offer
01:11:54when you wear
01:11:55odd and crazy clothes all day
01:11:59don't touch my wife
01:12:03and instead
01:12:04Trixie gets a handsome
01:12:06and protective husband
01:12:08you can daydream all you want now Trixie
01:12:10but when the presidential contract arrives
01:12:12it'll hit you like a fucking truck
01:12:14that you're nothing but an ugly phony
01:12:16and I'm the queen of everything
01:12:18oh really
01:12:19then let me show you
01:12:20how it is I
01:12:21who has everything you want
01:12:22you've got nothing on me
01:12:28yes
01:12:28tell the president to get here immediately
01:12:35goddess
01:12:36madam president
01:12:37I require your assistance
01:12:39yes
01:12:40we'll be there immediately
01:12:44get the VP
01:12:45we're leaving now
01:12:49did she just pretend to call
01:12:51the first woman president
01:12:52of the United States
01:12:53god I knew you were cheap
01:12:54but I didn't know you were crazy too
01:12:56I'm so glad I dumped you for
01:12:58Marissa
01:12:59you're pathetic Trixie
01:13:01a secretary to remind everyone
01:13:02how I have the presidential contract coming
01:13:04miss Wickham is correct
01:13:06I was on the phone with the president earlier
01:13:08only the most important people have
01:13:10madam president's direct line
01:13:12you hear that everyone
01:13:13there is no way
01:13:15low-life Trixie
01:13:16could have called the president
01:13:18by herself
01:13:19she's just a desperate phony
01:13:21who doesn't get enough male attention
01:13:23so she's come here to play up her importance
01:13:25no my granddaughter would never do that
01:13:28reversing time just to heal someone's wound
01:13:31only the goddess healer can do that
01:13:33is Trixie really the goddess healer?
01:13:38oh my god
01:13:42oh first your boy toy actor pretends to be the war hero general Lysander Armstrong
01:13:47and now you Trixie are pretending to be the goddess healer who gave me my presidential contract
01:13:52is this how the working class think all the time
01:13:56I never realized how delusional they were
01:13:59you can only dream of what you can never have
01:14:01while we rub our riches and privilege in their faces
01:14:05look I don't know what circus school you went to
01:14:07but you trying to make me jealous Trixie
01:14:09it ain't working
01:14:10you can't just fake the
01:14:14yeah but goddess healing power is legendary
01:14:17it's like real magic
01:14:19Trixie you're an angel
01:14:21but the goddess healing is beyond your imagination
01:14:24and if we steal her identity just to punish her ex
01:14:28won't her followers be furious and riot against you?
01:14:32no
01:14:32Trixie look
01:14:35I believe you
01:14:36you saved me
01:14:37whether you're a goddess or not
01:14:40you did that
01:14:40no matter what happens you are a goddess to me
01:14:44we'll riot against you now
01:14:47tear her apart
01:14:48tear her apart
01:14:50tear her apart
01:14:51tear her apart
01:14:53tear her apart
01:14:55the vice president arrives
01:15:11who dare cause ruckus in here
01:15:17you're general Lysander Armstrong
01:15:20wait what
01:15:21he's actually general Lysander Armstrong
01:15:24no no we've been through this already once okay
01:15:27right Secretary Cho?
01:15:29this actor Trixie hired
01:15:31pulled this weird stunt to try to bankrupt me
01:15:35but you already confirmed with Madame President
01:15:36that I got the contract coming still right?
01:15:39yes we all thought he was a fraud
01:15:41what I mean is
01:15:44you're the war hero
01:15:45general Lysander Armstrong
01:15:47and how dare you crash Miss Wickham's wedding
01:15:50the moment you wake up you fall under this vixen spell
01:15:54and now you're attacking one of the most important allies to the president
01:15:58he is the general
01:16:00oh but he's in trouble now
01:16:02did you hear that?
01:16:04even the vice president knows me
01:16:06as an important ally to the nation's leader
01:16:08so what if Trixie picked up some washed up war hero
01:16:11we got the VP and the president
01:16:13on our side
01:16:15you'll always be nothing Trixie
01:16:18I told you
01:16:19now punish them Vice President Langley
01:16:22this is treason
01:16:23Lysander Armstrong
01:16:24you are stripped from your military honors and titles
01:16:30hurry
01:16:31the goddess healer needs us
01:16:35you can't do that Mr. Vice President
01:16:38my brother is a war hero
01:16:39he single-handedly saved this country from terrorist attack
01:16:42he was in a coma for two years
01:16:44if it wasn't for Miss Trixie he would
01:16:45enough
01:16:46you speak another word and I will bring down your entire family
01:16:50not just your brother
01:16:52yeah
01:16:53it's okay
01:16:55Mr. Vice President I've already given my life once for my country
01:16:58I have no problem doing that again if it means protecting my fiance's life
01:17:03and let's be honest about one other thing Mr. Vice President
01:17:06I never gave a fuck about any damn titles
01:17:11I truly saved a good man
01:17:18I will not let you bring ruin to my fiance
01:17:22and what can you do about it
01:17:23oh Mr. Vice President I have a swell idea
01:17:26my biomedical company invented the latest line of poison darts for the military
01:17:31let's try it out on them
01:17:34hold on Mr. Vice President
01:17:35there's no way that you're taking this seriously
01:17:37put innocent civilian lives in danger
01:17:40despicable
01:17:40what's more despicable is that you and your filthy companions are disrespecting power
01:17:46Miss Wickham you can use full force on them
01:17:49did you hear that boy?
01:17:54oh
01:18:03shoot
01:18:05wait that's the president
01:18:08oh my god
01:18:13oh my god
01:18:14oh my god
01:18:27Oh my gosh, I'm so sorry, Madame President.
01:18:31That was, they were totally aiming for Trixie, the fraud in the middle.
01:18:35What is this?
01:18:37Oh, that's my new biomedical weapon, Madame, for your military.
01:18:41This is a war crime. These are innocent civilian lives you're messing with.
01:18:45You're the uncivilized buffoon. I can shoot whoever I want. I have the presidential contract.
01:18:49With great power comes great responsibility.
01:18:52And this is the kind of dastardly creation you've made with the contract I gave you?
01:18:56What are you doing? Reverse the poison and take it out of the present before it's too late!
01:19:00That is easy. There's no need. I'll save everyone.
01:19:18It's raining gold!
01:19:21What's happening? Trixie doesn't have that kind of money. It's gotta be cheap glitter.
01:19:29She... She is... She is a criminal!
01:19:33Don't worry, Madame President. We will arrest her and we'll throw her in prison.
01:19:36I'd be quiet if I were you. Because you're the one that would be going to prison once everyone is
01:19:40healed up.
01:19:41What are you talking about? The President literally came here to give me my billion dollar contract.
01:19:55This contract? Yes! Yes! Thank you, first gentleman.
01:20:17My contract, you bitch! And that's not all.
01:20:32This foul weapon will not see the light of day.
01:20:35There is only a need for a vaccine if there is a virus. Don't you realize?
01:20:40Or are you too much of a goody two-shoes to understand that?
01:20:43You're the real virus here, Marissa. Money is worth more to you than human lives.
01:20:49And that's something I cannot tolerate.
01:20:51So prepare yourself. Because I'm about to smite you.
01:20:56What are you gonna do? The President is here and I just invented the best biomedical products in the world.
01:21:04Pardon me for that little mishap, right?
01:21:07Madam President, you've recovered now. So what's your final decision?
01:21:14I'll...
01:21:15She's gonna give me my billion dollar...
01:21:21I'll smack her until she sees 50 stars.
01:21:28Why are you attacking me, Madam President? You're supposed to be giving me the billion dollar contract.
01:21:34You wish, you idiot!
01:21:38I've never seen a woman so vile, so ugly on the inside, it makes me want to vomit.
01:21:43I don't understand. I was just trying to punish these impostors for posing as the goddess of healing.
01:21:50And do you know the goddess here saved me and my son during childbirth?
01:21:56Have you really seen the goddess healer herself in the flesh?
01:22:00The one and only...
01:22:04And it's...
01:22:07Her.
01:22:07Her.
01:22:16Her?
01:22:18What?
01:22:22Welcome, goddess.
01:22:23Des.
01:22:30Uh, we, uh...
01:22:35You really are the goddess of healing, aren't you?
01:22:37How else did you think I saved you?
01:22:40Then why did you keep it a secret for so long?
01:22:44I wanted to walk the earth as a normal person.
01:22:47Help those in need.
01:22:49And make sure the man I chose loved me for me.
01:22:53No, so that means the billion-dollar contract, it was you who gave it to me?
01:22:58She took it away just like that.
01:23:02That was her golden ticket.
01:23:03You were once my fiancée and best friend.
01:23:06But after everything you've done, we're officially getting ties with you both.
01:23:10No, please, I swear. I didn't know you were an ex-wife.
01:23:16It doesn't matter who she is.
01:23:18Trixie has a heart of gold.
01:23:20She's an amazing person.
01:23:21And you ruined that the moment that you betrayed her.
01:23:25She's going to be my wife.
01:23:27Because she is the most beautiful and amazing woman on this planet.
01:23:35I love you.
01:23:48All her gold.
01:23:50All her clothes.
01:23:52All that could have been mine.
01:23:53This is all your fault.
01:23:55This is all your fault.
01:23:56You seduced me!
01:23:58Don't help me!
01:23:59You were the one that came on to me, you himbo!
01:24:02Please, Trixie, give me another chance.
01:24:06I want to be rich again!
01:24:08I'll be your slave.
01:24:10I'll kiss the ground you walk on.
01:24:11But you've had your chance to apologize.
01:24:14But it's too late now.
01:24:16All I see is your greed and how much you'd hurt others just to benefit yourself.
01:24:20You two should be locked up.
01:24:22And she shall.
01:24:24For creating illegal weapons of mass destruction, arrest Marissa and Butch Wickham.
01:24:29It's all your fault, Marissa.
01:24:31I never loved you.
01:24:33It's your fault!
01:24:34I was only with you for your money.
01:24:36I don't care.
01:24:36You were rich.
01:24:38You all sent itself out.
01:24:40Rest assured, goddess.
01:24:42We will not be using these biomedical weapons.
01:24:46My platform is spreading kindness, just like you.
01:24:49I knew you'd uphold our shared values.
01:24:52That is why I saved you.
01:24:54With these healing hands, I will work tirelessly to change the world one good deed at a time.
01:24:59Well, let's not let this wedding go to waste.
01:25:05Let's party!
01:25:07Wait, we just got married.
01:25:09Right now.
01:25:10Yes, well.
01:25:12Woo!
01:25:15Do you take each other to be your lawfully wedded partner?
01:25:20I do.
01:25:21I do.
01:25:22You may kiss the bride.
01:25:29I do.
01:25:30I do.
01:25:38I do.
01:25:40I do.
01:25:40I do.
01:25:40Oh, my goodness.
01:25:46You.
01:25:46Watch.
01:25:46Gracias.
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