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00:02:26In the Steven Spielberg movie, E.T., why is the alien brown?
00:02:33No reason.
00:02:36In Love Story, why do the two characters fall madly in love with each other?
00:02:42No reason.
00:02:44In Oliver Stone's JFK, why is the president suddenly assassinated by some stranger?
00:02:52No reason.
00:02:54In The Excellent Chainsaw Massacre by Tobey Hooper, why don't we ever see the characters
00:02:59go to the bathroom or wash their hands like people do in real life?
00:03:05Absolutely no reason.
00:03:06Worse, in The Pianist by Polanski, how come this guy has to hide and live like a bum when
00:03:14he plays the piano so well?
00:03:16Once again, the answer is no reason.
00:03:19I could go on for hours with more examples.
00:03:21The list is endless.
00:03:23You probably never gave it a thought.
00:03:25But all great films, without exception, contain an important element of no reason.
00:03:33And you know why?
00:03:35Because life itself is filled with no reason.
00:03:40Why can't we see the air all around us?
00:03:43No reason.
00:03:45Why are we always thinking?
00:03:47No reason.
00:03:49Why do some people love sausages and other people hate sausages?
00:03:53No fucking reason.
00:03:56Come on, don't waste your time explaining that garbage.
00:03:58Let's go.
00:03:59Just a minute.
00:04:00Let me finish.
00:04:04Ladies, gentlemen, the film you are about to see today is an homage to the no reason,
00:04:12that most powerful element of style.
00:04:52Why did they destroy all those chairs?
00:04:55They're sad on those.
00:04:55Yeah, it's really a pity.
00:04:57Quiet, please.
00:05:02Okay, everybody turn around.
00:05:08Good.
00:05:09Enjoy.
00:05:12Excuse me.
00:05:13Is it going to be in color or in black and white?
00:05:42It's already boring.
00:05:44Don't be so negative.
00:05:45It's just the beginning.
00:05:46It's going to pick up.
00:05:47Just be patient.
00:05:53I hope it's not some old silent film.
00:05:57I can't hear a thing.
00:05:58Yes.
00:05:59You can hear the wind a little.
00:06:01If you listen.
00:06:02Somebody see something?
00:06:05I see a dump.
00:06:07There.
00:06:07Straight ahead.
00:06:09There.
00:06:15There.
00:06:18There.
00:06:28There.
00:06:34There.
00:06:37There.
00:14:45That is right.
00:19:13Where is he?
00:27:24Bye, brats.
00:31:06Good morning.
00:31:07Can I clean you.
00:31:49food.
00:32:25Animals.
00:33:07Anybody there?
00:33:38Excuse me?
00:34:14I just,
00:34:24I just, you know,
00:34:38look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look,
00:34:39look, look, look, look, here, get on your bike and go get me a pizza, all right?
00:34:43I'll give you ten minutes to kill, all right?
00:34:46You'll go have a look at room 16, though, please.
00:34:49Will you get on your face.
00:34:50Will you get on your bike, and do it.
00:34:54Do it.
00:34:58Do it.
00:34:59Do it.
00:35:10Do it.
00:35:11Do it.
00:35:16Do it.
00:35:30Do it.
00:35:50Do it.
00:35:52Do it.
00:35:55Do it.
00:36:10Do it.
00:36:22Do it.
00:36:24Do it.
00:36:25Do it.
00:36:26Do it.
00:36:31Do it.
00:36:32Do it.
00:36:33Do it.
00:36:34Do it.
00:36:56Whoa!
00:37:14Here's your double topping, dickhead.
00:37:27Blitz the году, έχete laughert and하시는 Kawaii.
00:37:46I would like to go out to keeping a 말 point.
00:37:46I Expl Menu with nothing.
00:37:47I knew not!
00:38:05Isn't a tire supposed to float?
00:38:07An inner tube, yes.
00:38:08Not a tire.
00:38:10Really?
00:38:11I would have bet just the opposite.
00:38:18You feeling any better, son?
00:38:20No.
00:38:21It's burning a lot.
00:38:23Daddy, I begged you to call a doctor.
00:38:25Oh, come on.
00:38:26You probably just ate too fast.
00:38:28It's gonna be all right.
00:38:29Don't worry.
00:38:30We all ate too fast.
00:38:33Ow.
00:38:34It's hurting bad, I told you.
00:38:37Does anybody know anything about medicine?
00:38:39No, sorry.
00:38:40Would you happen to know anything about physics?
00:38:43Would a tire sink or float?
00:38:45It would sink.
00:38:46We just saw it a minute ago.
00:38:51What's going on?
00:38:59Damn it to hell.
00:39:01What's happening to us?
00:39:03They poisoned you.
00:39:05Turkey was a trap.
00:39:07A trap?
00:39:09Motherfuck.
00:39:10There's some way to treat your audience.
00:39:13Don't worry, ma'am.
00:39:14They're not gonna get away with it.
00:39:15I'm still here.
00:39:18And I want my show.
00:39:21Yes, sir, I want my show.
00:39:51Anybody there?
00:39:58H Tire?
00:40:02Tire.
00:40:08Hello.
00:40:11Go!
00:40:11Must i leave unseen me inernen.
00:40:12Hey!
00:40:15What are those?
00:40:17A door to me here.
00:40:21Tire!
00:40:22They deserve to be taken as it easy to take due to the terrace.
00:40:22It's a door for me.
00:40:30Oh, my God.
00:40:56He's right here.
00:40:59This tire's alive.
00:41:01The tire story again?
00:41:02Doesn't look very alive to me.
00:41:04Look, I saw this tire get into room 16.
00:41:08He locked himself in...
00:41:09Okay, you know what?
00:41:09I've heard enough rubbish for the day, all right?
00:41:12Now get that dirty tire out of the pool,
00:41:14or I'm going to get really mad.
00:41:18Sorry, Lieutenant.
00:41:19No, it's okay.
00:41:20But tell me.
00:41:23Don't you find it strange we can't see the air around us?
00:41:29Why do you say that?
00:41:32Just like that.
00:41:34No reason.
00:41:44Okay, kid, listen to me.
00:41:45Nothing to worry about.
00:41:46It's just a perfectly ordinary tire.
00:41:48Yeah, same here.
00:41:49You see, it's not moving.
00:41:51Well, maybe it drowned.
00:41:52Look, would you stop it with this crap, okay?
00:41:54You were putting me to shame in front of a police officer.
00:41:56Don't be rough.
00:41:57There's no need to be rough.
00:41:58You know, someone died here, okay?
00:41:59We don't joke about things like that.
00:42:00Do you understand?
00:42:01Yeah, that is true.
00:42:02I'm not joking.
00:42:03I am sure that this tire killed where to not.
00:42:05All right, that is enough, all right?
00:42:07I don't want to see you anymore, okay?
00:42:09We will settle this tonight.
00:42:10Now scram.
00:42:11You are getting on my nerves.
00:42:12Go.
00:42:16You're a little jumpy.
00:42:18Not usual.
00:42:20Now take your fucking tire with you.
00:42:26Sorry.
00:42:28Mr. Hughes, can I ask you some questions for the investigation?
00:42:31Uh, sure, go ahead.
00:42:32How was your relationship with Martina?
00:42:34Uh, we got along fine.
00:42:36You know, employer, employee.
00:42:38Okay.
00:42:39You were satisfied with her work?
00:42:40Yeah.
00:42:41Nothing in particular you'd mention about her behavior?
00:42:44No.
00:42:48Ah, very good.
00:42:50It's been six hours.
00:42:51The poison has had time to take effect.
00:42:53We can stop.
00:42:53Uh, the poison?
00:42:54Yes, we poison the spectators.
00:42:56You can go home now, Mr. Hughes.
00:42:58We don't need you anymore.
00:42:59Thank you very much.
00:43:01I don't understand.
00:43:02It's been a pleasure working with you.
00:43:32Everybody.
00:43:34Ready! Listen!
00:43:37I have something important to announce.
00:43:42Pay attention, please.
00:43:48Okay.
00:43:50You can all relax.
00:43:53It's over. We're stopping now.
00:43:55Thanks, and congratulations to all. Great job.
00:44:01What do you mean, Chad?
00:44:04I mean exactly what I just said. It's over.
00:44:06You can all go home to your families now.
00:44:08It's been a pleasure working with you.
00:44:10You out of your mind?
00:44:12Why do you want us to go home?
00:44:16Come on.
00:44:17Stop acting like this is real life.
00:44:20I'm telling you, we're done.
00:44:21There's no one watching anymore, okay?
00:44:24No use going on.
00:44:27Stop.
00:44:30Finished. We're packing in.
00:44:31But this is real life, Chad. We have a dead body over here.
00:44:37No.
00:44:39Come on.
00:44:40It's not real life.
00:44:41Look at you. You have a stuffed toy alligator under your arm.
00:44:51So?
00:44:51No.
00:44:56Okay.
00:44:57I'm gonna show you something.
00:44:58Denise, take your gun.
00:45:02Why?
00:45:03Take it! I tell ya!
00:45:04It's an order!
00:45:11Now point it at me and shoot.
00:45:13No way.
00:45:14Doug, you do it.
00:45:23Don't think. Just shoot.
00:45:30Oh my God.
00:45:33You see?
00:45:36I don't feel a thing.
00:45:38No pain whatsoever.
00:45:41It's not real.
00:45:44You understand?
00:45:46Everything is fake.
00:45:49Shoot again.
00:45:56Now do you believe me?
00:46:00This situation is not real.
00:46:06Go home.
00:46:08It's all over.
00:46:10Thanks.
00:46:13What about the cleaning lady?
00:46:15She's really dead?
00:46:17Open the bag. You might be surprised.
00:46:28It's a regular corpse.
00:46:30Give her a good slap. You'll see.
00:46:33Stop your bullshit. She's got no head.
00:46:36It's not funny.
00:46:38Shake her up.
00:46:44So?
00:46:45Nothing happened.
00:46:46She's dead.
00:46:48Body's cold.
00:46:53How cold?
00:46:59One of these spectators didn't eat the turkey.
00:47:04He's alive and watching as we speak.
00:47:09Damn.
00:47:12You sure this is true?
00:47:14Positive.
00:47:15You have to go on.
00:47:18Alright.
00:47:32Okay.
00:47:34Excuse me please.
00:47:36I made a little mistake.
00:47:39Forget everything I just said.
00:47:58I'm sorry.
00:48:02I got a little ahead of myself.
00:48:05We're not quite done.
00:48:06How was your relationship with Martino?
00:48:09You're bleeding, Lieutenant.
00:48:10Don't mind that. It's nothing.
00:48:12Let's proceed. Answer my question.
00:48:14Well, like I said, we got along fine.
00:48:18You know, employee, employer.
00:48:19You were happy with her work?
00:48:22Like I said before, yeah.
00:48:23Nothing in particular you'd mention?
00:48:26No.
00:48:28Were you in contact with her family?
00:48:32I met her brother once.
00:48:34He was rather obese.
00:48:37We really didn't talk.
00:48:39Okay.
00:48:39Do you know if Martino was on good terms with her obese brother?
00:48:45Maybe.
00:48:47Do you think the obese brother could be directly or indirectly involved with Martino's death?
00:48:59Maybe.
00:49:01Maybe.
00:49:02Maybe.
00:49:11Maybe.
00:49:25That's all.
00:49:28The killer is a tire.
00:50:05The killer is a tire.
00:50:33The killer is a tire.
00:51:03The killer is a tire.
00:51:04You killed Martina?
00:51:10You're gonna be in trouble with the police.
00:51:14You know what the police are?
00:51:18Do you talk?
00:51:19I mean, talk.
00:51:21Um...
00:51:22Me?
00:51:23Human?
00:51:24Boy?
00:51:25Boy?
00:51:26Hey!
00:51:27Answer me!
00:51:36Oh!
00:51:38Oh!
00:51:40Oh!
00:51:40Hey!
00:51:40Oh!
00:51:41Oh!
00:51:41Oh!
00:51:42Oh!
00:51:53This is what our killer looks like.
00:51:55or tire.
00:51:58Exactly.
00:52:01I'd give you an hour to find them.
00:52:03Can't have gotten far.
00:52:05If you have any questions,
00:52:08it's now or never.
00:52:11What brand of tire?
00:52:15We don't know yet.
00:52:18Probably brandless.
00:52:20Is it worn?
00:52:22Yes.
00:52:27Is it black?
00:52:30Hey, guys!
00:52:33I just saw it.
00:52:34He escaped on the road.
00:52:35That way.
00:52:44Oh.
00:52:46Uh.
00:53:07So, what might you fancy?
00:53:11Farmed chicken,
00:53:13homemade potatoes mashed with olive oil,
00:53:15and mushroom fricassee.
00:53:18That'll be fine, thank you.
00:53:21Wait till you see the rest.
00:53:23It's, uh,
00:53:24tuna tartare
00:53:25on a bed of artichoke
00:53:27with violet-flavored white asparagus.
00:53:30It's tempting, isn't it?
00:53:32Look, you know,
00:53:33I'm not hungry,
00:53:33so just forget it.
00:53:37Dessert then, perhaps.
00:53:41Oh.
00:53:47Chocolate eclairs.
00:53:49That's, phew, lovely.
00:53:51How can, what did, how can...
00:53:52Hey, hey.
00:53:54I'm telling you,
00:53:55I'm not hungry.
00:53:56All right?
00:53:57Now, you're wasting my time.
00:53:59Just go away.
00:54:02Come on.
00:54:04You gotta eat something.
00:54:06It's unhealthy.
00:54:09You can't go on like this.
00:54:11You can't.
00:54:12You have a yogurt, at least.
00:54:14Just do that for me.
00:54:15Hmm?
00:54:16I just wanna watch the end in peace.
00:54:20Oh.
00:54:21Wait all you want,
00:54:22because there's no end.
00:54:24Fine, I'm gonna watch it anyway,
00:54:25all right?
00:54:26I like it.
00:54:30What's happening?
00:54:32What's happening?
00:54:34He's rolling.
00:54:36The cops are chasing him.
00:54:39This is a pretty exciting scene.
00:54:42That's so...
00:54:43Where?
00:54:44I can't see.
00:54:45Right there, right straight ahead.
00:54:49Where?
00:54:50Here.
00:54:50Go on.
00:54:56Oh.
00:54:57Wow.
00:55:05Wow!
00:55:10Bye.
00:55:12Bye-bye.
00:55:14Bye-bye.
00:55:16This is aです.
00:55:16Bye-bye.
00:55:18Bye-bye.
00:55:19Bye-bye.
00:55:20Bye-bye.
00:55:24Bye-bye.
00:55:52Then one day my father
00:55:55he wanted to do something nice for us and he took us on a vacation to the mountain, but
00:56:01since we had no money, he
00:56:05Couldn't take us skiing
00:56:07So, you know along with my brother
00:56:10We started going on these these walks in the snow. We didn't even have shoes
00:56:20Anyway
00:56:22Then
00:56:24My brother
00:56:26He's showing off on a rock
00:56:28I slipped falls into a crack
00:56:31Dumb accident
00:56:34Hmm you sure you know what trying to Claire say are amazing. I'm fine. Thanks. Mm
00:56:42Oh, yeah, okay, so
00:56:45My brother falls into a crack
00:56:48And I don't know why but instead of going for help I take this some enormous rock and I smash
00:56:58him into the face with it
00:57:02And that's when I stop screaming
00:57:04And that's when I stop screaming
00:57:09And that's when I stop screaming
00:57:29It's supposed to be for you to eat
00:57:34Oh
00:57:35Oh God, it hurts
00:57:36Oh
00:57:39I'm gonna die
00:57:42Oh
00:57:43Oh
00:57:45Help me!
00:57:53Help me!
00:57:54Help me! Oh God, I beg you, please!
00:57:56Please!
00:57:59Oh God, it burns!
00:58:04I'm gonna die! I'm gonna die!
00:58:10Help me!
00:58:12Help me, please, I beg you!
00:58:22Go, go, go!
00:58:44Go, go, go!
00:58:45Go, go!
00:58:49Go, go, go, go!
01:01:58You can't do that.
01:01:59Really?
01:02:01Well, you can if you want, but it's against the rules.
01:02:07So what?
01:02:08Can I or can't I?
01:02:11Unit 4 to Central.
01:02:12Do you receive?
01:02:14We located the tire.
01:02:18Do you receive?
01:02:20I repeat, we located the tire inside a house.
01:02:24You're on.
01:02:26We receive you, Unit 4.
01:02:28What do you mean by located?
01:02:30We just saw him.
01:02:31He's in a house on Bellyball Road watching TV.
01:02:35What should we do?
01:02:36Stay put.
01:02:37We're on our way.
01:02:40We're on our way.
01:02:40We're on our way.
01:03:06But we're on our way.
01:03:26All right, yeah, we're gonna nick it
01:03:35door just opened he's coming all right go ahead come closer I was expecting you come on come here
01:03:52articulate come on come here come here and kill me you son of a bitch come close and kill me
01:04:00you
01:04:01little jerk stick to the text go on son of a bitch that's good he's biting go on come on
01:04:15you know
01:04:16I've been very naughty you have to punish me come come punish me what is garbage don't worry about
01:04:26that go on come on be a good boy blow my head off your big step sorry I can't breathe
01:04:39that it's too
01:04:41awful get out of the way you're gonna ruin everything
01:04:55blow my head off you big slut you hear me I I have a very I have been a very
01:05:04naughty girl
01:05:05I need a good thrashing come on now go ahead kill me go on I want to die do it
01:05:18I think he suspects
01:05:19something I think we should have stayed with the woman's voice shit think back to mine
01:05:27come on go ahead go ahead come on where are we I don't know it doesn't matter improvise
01:05:34quick hey blow my head off what are you waiting for it's very good go on come on I'm ready
01:05:44now
01:05:55excuse me uh I hate to bother you but the way I look at it this scene makes no sense
01:06:01at all
01:06:03and not that it was great to begin with but at least I understood it now it's just uh it's
01:06:08totally
01:06:08confusing that's why I took the trouble to come all this way what do you mean what don't you understand
01:06:15what don't I understand is the bit with the dummy doesn't make sense I mean what's the point what's
01:06:20the purpose well can't you see it's a lure there's nothing confusing yeah I get the lure okay I'm not
01:06:28stupid yeah what I don't get is why it takes so many hours why don't you just ice the bloody
01:06:34tire
01:06:36now that he's uh now he's standing in front of the dummy you get a bazooka even better no no
01:06:42listen
01:06:42listen even better you get you get one of your guys with uh with a flamethrower huh just
01:06:47huh you gotta do something I mean do something anything no no the idea was for him to blow up
01:06:55the
01:06:55dummy himself and set off a dynamite that way he'll pop himself off himself so to speak well
01:07:01that's brilliant that's absolutely brilliant what I'm asking is speed up the action that's all you
01:07:05know boom boom huh yeah but then we wouldn't be here if you'd eaten a damn turkey well that's true
01:07:12enough but uh listen I'm glad you told us we'll try to speed things up now hmm you can go
01:07:21back to
01:07:21your place thank you thanks who's that guy come on let's get on with it I'm exhausted read the last
01:07:35sentence there you're nothing but a rubber shit once again you're nothing but a rubber shit again
01:08:09damn it didn't work
01:08:28hey ask what you intend to do i'm gonna blow away that rubber shit myself be done with it no
01:08:34you
01:08:34can't do that what about the dummy blow up what do you promise man
01:08:49damn bye
01:08:53that's it huh that's all you got you can't stop here man come on what kind of racket you're running
01:09:07hey wait it's not the end he's been reincarnated as a tricycle come on
01:09:17wait wait wait
01:09:20i'm not a character i'm just watching you just stay there stay put
01:09:28no stay put
01:09:30good
01:09:31good
01:09:32good
01:09:36good
01:09:37good
01:09:37good
01:09:39Let's go.
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