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00:01Cheshire the champagne capital of the north of England where the streets are
00:07lined with supercars and your neighbor might just be one of the world's
00:11greatest footballers in this millionaire's playground luxury isn't
00:17a treat it's a standard but beneath that sparkle secrets rumors and scandal are
00:27never far away because to survive in Cheshire you need thick skin big dreams
00:33and an even bigger bank balance the ladies here are a different class and the
00:41only thing worse than a fake handbag is a fake friendship and receipt you'd better
00:50keep them for both here egos are as grand as the mansions they live in alliances
00:58are priceless betrayal is expensive and if you can't keep up you'll be taken for a
01:05ride welcome to the Golden Triangle
01:13I'm a queen bee and I've got a sting in my tail
01:20Cheshire's in my blood but don't make it boil
01:26I'll pray for peace but I'm ready for war
01:32I might be younger but I wasn't born yesterday
01:37I don't have time for gossip I'm too busy building an empire
01:43Cheshire is my playground and I'll give you the ride of your life
01:59I've never been in the car with you before
02:02you have you've never driven I'm not the best driver
02:05no you're definitely not you are a terrible driver though
02:08I'm terrible
02:08am I in the right gear what's going on
02:10you're in something that's not right
02:13are you doing that on purpose
02:22do I get a serving of your blonde
02:24no problem
02:24thank you
02:25I just want to flow, flow, flow, flow, flow, flow
02:29I just want to flow, flow, flow, flow, flow, flow, flow
02:33I just want to glide a little bit
02:35me and go with the sky a little bit
02:37yeah I just want to flow, flow, flow
02:39Hi
02:40Hi
02:43How are you?
02:44you look nice
02:44oh look at you, pretty in pink
02:48come on, let's go
02:49yeah good
02:52I've been away for such a long time
02:54I know
02:54how long were you in Dubai for?
02:56like two and a half months?
02:57two and a half months
02:58it's the longest I've ever been away
03:00I didn't think you were ever coming back
03:01do you know what Rach?
03:03if I had it my way
03:04I would have just stayed
03:06I just want to flow
03:07never got a swing
03:08we got up in a boat
03:09still in on the building
03:11I don't want to go
03:11if you're on it with me
03:13probably got enough
03:14flow, flow, yeah
03:15I just want to flow
03:21why is no one?
03:22she opened the gate
03:23so she knows we're here
03:24and Pika it's cold
03:25are you going to let us in today
03:27or should we go?
03:28why is she leaving a guest
03:36I don't know
03:37well there's only one queen in Cheshire
03:41and she's right here baby
03:42I'm here to bring everyone back together
03:45I want total harmony and peace
03:48sorry I'm Pika
03:50it's three people f***ing up to the toilet
03:52and I'm sat here like
03:53filling no mates
03:57what's happening?
03:58what's the matter?
03:59I don't know if I knew
04:00I'll tell you
04:03aww
04:04I'm not just doing
04:08what better way
04:09to start the bonding process
04:11with these lovely ladies
04:12back in my palace
04:14hi ladies
04:15how are you?
04:17aww
04:18hi ladies
04:18you've never had the privilege
04:21of coming through those gates before
04:22break her wrist taker
04:25dream chaser
04:27look at you
04:28oh yeah look at you
04:29oh yeah look at you
04:31okay we've got pink champagne
04:32for the pink lady
04:32yeah
04:33and Pika's house
04:34is very Ampika-ish
04:36it's opulent
04:38it's not to my taste
04:39but that's okay
04:41she probably wouldn't live in a farmhouse
04:43each to their own
04:44can you believe
04:44can you believe that it's my first time
04:45and you're so close to each other
04:47we're so close
04:48I know
04:48I know
04:49I'm thinking
04:49why has that been Seema?
04:51you want the dog down here
04:52I do
04:53do you want the dog?
04:54that's like
04:55that is an insult
04:56I want the dog down here
04:58and I see your house
04:59I'm thinking I'll carry on walking
05:00bloody hell
05:01I wasn't expecting this
05:02as soon as I've walked in
05:04it's like
05:04how come you've never been to my house?
05:08well
05:08and Pika
05:09you've never invited me
05:11what's your excuse?
05:12why have you not been before?
05:14I have been before
05:14I've been here a couple of times
05:16she has been a couple of times
05:17when she had the consortium company
05:18and she's selling my stuff
05:20and Rachel used to drive through the gates
05:22and she'd have such a frosty disposition
05:23I'd be like
05:24hi Rachel you okay?
05:25would you like a drink?
05:25she's like
05:25no fine thank you
05:26I didn't
05:28I remember being like really frosty
05:30and I thought
05:30I wasn't at all
05:31ice queen
05:32if it's not me being a bin bag lady
05:34I'm frosty
05:36what is it with her?
05:37it's like she can't help herself
05:38be nice
05:39it costs nothing
05:40I gotta put me first
05:42big bad putting that work
05:44call me I can't hit back
05:46don't got time for chit chat
05:48oh look at you
05:50oh my god
05:52oh my god
05:53money make me happy
05:55my love in the past
05:57she's been slapping me off
05:59all the way down
05:59and she's made me walk
06:00all the way down there
06:01because she don't like me
06:02bloody driving
06:03I don't like her at the moment
06:05I don't like her by a bus
06:06she drives horrendous
06:08and you always have a go
06:10at my outfits
06:11but watch
06:12she's got penises on her shoes
06:13oh stop
06:14pointed
06:15they're very pointed
06:17they're a little bit odd
06:18they look like a pointed penis
06:21I went out for the weekend
06:23to Wales
06:24with some friends
06:25and I met a really really nice
06:28oh my god
06:29how do you meet all these people
06:30how do you meet all these men
06:31how old is he
06:3336
06:33oh that's not bad
06:35that's not bad
06:36but he said to me
06:37I could be a very immature 40 year old
06:40and
06:41yeah but I don't look 40
06:43I mean I'm lying
06:44but I'm not that god
06:45she can get free trams
06:48is that true?
06:49no I can't get a free trams
06:50no I can't
06:52hello
06:53sheena how old you think I am
06:55how rude that you actually think
06:56I can get a free trams
06:58cheeky cow
06:59so I went to Dubai
07:01saw Seema
07:02did you go to Seema?
07:03I was in Dubai at the same time
07:04yeah
07:05but she was busy
07:06we tried to meet up
07:07and you know
07:07it just didn't work
07:08our schedule didn't work
07:09you're okay though aren't you
07:10you and Seema?
07:11yeah we're actually really good
07:12I feel like we haven't spoke as much
07:13over the summer period
07:14but we're okay
07:15like I feel like we've
07:16obviously a lot happened last year
07:18you called me a client
07:19you were
07:20let's rewind
07:21no no no
07:21what's the whole point?
07:22you were a client
07:22I was a client
07:23I never knew it
07:23before Paige
07:24I was totally family
07:25I'm suddenly a sister
07:25now I'm just a client
07:26we've come over there
07:27and we're on a good path
07:29yes
07:29and also
07:30half the time
07:31you forget what you were screaming about
07:32anyway
07:33I kind of go
07:34well when me and you do
07:35a lot of people don't
07:55when I went to the Burj Al Arab
07:57in Dubai
07:58yes this is what it reminds me of
08:00this was the staircase
08:01and the Burj Al Arab
08:02and I thought
08:02if it's good enough
08:03for the Burj Al Arab
08:03it's good enough for me
08:06this is my bedroom
08:07oh wow
08:08I'm eager
08:09I'm a problem
08:09if you sleep here
08:10like a few
08:10this is gorgeous
08:11I know
08:12oh I love this
08:13nice little canopy
08:15is that you?
08:17that's me and David
08:18oh my god
08:19well she looks so different
08:19when everyone's there
08:20yeah that was like
08:21probably about 12 years ago
08:22I've known David for 17 years
08:24it's been noted
08:26in the Sunday Times rich list
08:27that David is
08:29148th richest person in the country
08:31I got introduced
08:32through a mutual girlfriend
08:33who was an actress
08:34and she introduced me
08:36to this chap
08:36who was my friend
08:37for very many years
08:38so I've grown to love him
08:40know all his wonderful qualities
08:42the good
08:42the bad
08:43the ugly
08:43and the same with me
08:44and I think
08:45if I can live my best life
08:46and genuinely
08:48have love
08:49and have financial freedom
08:51and have health
08:52I'm the luckiest girl
08:53in the world
08:54I've been looking so fly
08:56I've been looking so fly
08:58oh my god
08:58you've got a salon
09:00gorgeous
09:00yeah
09:01so
09:01oh and Pika
09:03I am going to be here
09:04every day
09:05you can get ready in here
09:06for a girls night
09:07yeah
09:07this is brilliant
09:09it's just cosy isn't it
09:17oh my gosh
09:19oh my gosh
09:21Vika Boo
09:21I know
09:23I know
09:23this is such a fashion archive
09:26she's got every single designer piece
09:28I mean
09:29Chanel bags
09:31Hermes
09:32Gucci
09:33Louis Vuitton
09:34this girl's got it all
09:36oh and Pika
09:37oh
09:38right
09:39I'm actually going to play dress up
09:41what do we think
09:42oh I really like that
09:43is that Hermes
09:44yeah
09:45oh my god
09:46I need a handbag
09:47can I choose a bag
09:48choose a bag
09:49I'm thinking this for you
09:50because we're like
09:51no this is for you
09:52oh
09:53well I've got that in black
09:54oh
09:56now I'm like the next
09:59don't want to miss
10:00just the kids as a town
10:02you've seen that group chat
10:03Peekaboo's set up
10:05right today
10:06oh I know
10:07I'm so excited
10:09I'm so excited
10:10do you know what
10:11it was inevitable
10:12they've been together a long time
10:13haven't they David and Peekah
10:14I'm just so excited
10:16the champ
10:16he's putting a ring on it
10:18it's so nice to see
10:20one of my oldest best friends
10:21so happy
10:22and so in love
10:24and I'm really excited for her
10:26that's what I want
10:27when I first met Peekaboo
10:29she was married to Mark
10:30who's Mark
10:31so Mark is Aunt Peekah's first husband
10:34oh is that who she's talking about
10:36when she says Mark
10:37her first husband
10:37yeah
10:38they actually look like each other
10:40yeah Mark and David could be
10:42yeah
10:42but hold on
10:43so he doesn't he live with her
10:45because she talks about the person called Mark
10:46yeah
10:46they've got their son
10:47and it's a big house
10:48like this
10:50that's interesting
10:51David and Mark are really close
10:53they got on really well
10:54oh my god
10:55that's amazing
10:56it's a very unique situation
10:58it's very unique
10:59yeah
10:59I'm that star
11:01I'm that light
11:02no permission I just say it was mine
11:03she's so bright
11:04I'm one of a kind
11:05I'm the whole new baby
11:06better recognise
11:08ladies
11:10this is the dining room
11:11wow
11:12this is our formal room
11:13flowers
11:14oh hello
11:14hello
11:15what?
11:16I knew there'd be mirrors somewhere
11:18I was looking on your bed
11:20to be honest
11:20you've done things in here
11:21and looked up
11:22I have done things in here
11:24and it's really sexy
11:26I've done it on the dining room table
11:27and it's amazing
11:28so you can literally
11:30get the full experience
11:32from every angle
11:33so you've seen
11:34you've done things on this table
11:35is there anywhere
11:37they haven't christened
11:39in this house
11:39I mean I'm not being funny
11:41I need some rubber gloves
11:42I'm too scared to sit down
11:44on anything
11:44it was an experience
11:46oh my god
11:47so this was my marital home
11:49so obviously
11:50me and my ex-husband
11:52David's been here
11:53a few times
11:54right
11:54yeah
11:55and I just didn't think
11:55it was proper
11:57to get him to reenact
11:58something that I've already done
11:59so then you put the mirrors
12:00here instead
12:01so then I'll maneuver David
12:02onto here
12:03so we've christened this part
12:05Mark and I have christened that part
12:06so it's all happy memories
12:08when I come in here
12:09that's happy memories
12:10la la la la la
12:11I can't unsee it
12:13I can't unsee it
12:14maybe I'll have to give
12:15Sandeep a call
12:16and talk about some mirrors
12:18get mine into me
12:21coming up on the Real Housewives of Cheshire
12:24Nora's turning too soon
12:25and you know
12:26we've always talked about
12:28wanting to grow our family
12:29would you go again would you?
12:30well we have been trying
12:32oh really?
12:32oh wow
12:33are you struggling with anything?
12:35it's pretty scary
12:35yeah
12:36I am gonna miss the girls
12:38have you told them yet?
12:39not told anybody
12:40they're gonna be really shocked
12:42so the pair of them sat there
12:44like poison dumper lumpers
12:45slagging me off
12:46and it went on for about seven minutes
12:47you're very nice to people's faces
12:49but behind that veneer of a smile
12:51are you really trying to see them?
12:59good afternoon
13:03do you want to help mummy choose?
13:05come on have a look at diamonds Nora
13:06oh she's on the floor
13:07Nora
13:08Nora what are you doing?
13:14oh come on
13:15let's have a look at some jewellery
13:18Nora is turning two very soon
13:21and she is definitely well within
13:23her terrible two era
13:25I didn't realise how hard it would be
13:27to juggle motherhood
13:29running a business
13:30house renovations
13:32and it's hard
13:33someone once told me
13:35that your dad should be the first person
13:37to buy you diamonds
13:38so get your credit cards ready
13:39because yeah
13:40it's gonna be expensive batches
13:42hi
13:43hello my darling
13:45you okay?
13:45I'm good
13:47well you know
13:48my voice is gone
13:49when's that coming back
13:50I don't know
13:51I don't know
13:52we've got Nora here
13:52she's just having a little
13:54play around
13:55who's this auntie Sheena?
13:57beautiful girl
13:58so cutie
13:59what a beautiful girl
14:00yeah I'm so sorry
14:01I've lost my voice
14:02so I'm in collaboration
14:04with this beautiful
14:05mapping and web
14:06oh amazing
14:07I know
14:07and I am doing an edit with them
14:09for Ramadan
14:10oh wow
14:11and we're doing the first ever
14:12iftar event
14:13but the best part
14:14is why you're here today
14:15is I'm choosing all the jewellery
14:17for my edit
14:18and
14:18and
14:19wait wait wait
14:20not even the best part
14:20I get to share that
14:22with some of the girls
14:22and of course I'm going to share it with you
14:24are you doing it?
14:24so you get to try on jewellery
14:25and you get to wear it
14:26and borrow it
14:27oh my god
14:29Paige
14:29thank you
14:30oh my god
14:31how blooming exciting
14:32I know so
14:33oh god
14:34I told you the girls
14:35are going to love this
14:36let's go
14:36hold the Birkin
14:37hold the Birkin
14:38let's go
14:39bloody hell
14:46oh Paige
14:47oh that's perfect
14:48do you want to try it on?
14:49you need to try this on
14:50oh my god
14:52oh my god
14:52how much is this for?
14:54150k
14:55150k
14:55150k
14:56I like the team work
14:57yeah yeah yeah
14:58we'll get it done
14:58we'll get it done
14:59we'll get it done
14:59so girly
15:01isn't it?
15:01it's stunning
15:01it's not every day
15:03you're wearing 150,000 pound
15:04around your neck is it?
15:05oh wow
15:06isn't that gorge?
15:07yeah
15:07I mean
15:08it's great for the outfit today
15:09actually
15:09it actually is perfect
15:10a bit of bling
15:11so I'm going to just get you
15:12some champagne
15:13and your tea
15:14and I'll leave you too
15:15thank you
15:16thank you darling
15:16thank you very much
15:17no worries
15:17bye thank you
15:23oh
15:27this is my first time
15:28I've ever had bicycle shorts
15:30in my entire life
15:31I have a love-hate relationship
15:34with my buttocks
15:35so if I can get anything
15:36to zap those babies
15:38make it firmer
15:39make it tighter
15:39make it tauter
15:40I'll pay anything
15:42I will start turning things up
15:44and you'll just start to feel
15:44a little something
15:45come on in
15:45oh
15:47exactly that
15:49whoo
15:49fucking hell
15:50fuck me sideways
15:51that is evil
15:52that's like dog training
15:53with that electric collar on
15:55sounds like we're in a porno
15:57this is really seedy
15:58Lauren
15:58stop it please
15:59you're freaking me out
16:00it's not a nice sensation
16:01I mean it's a very strange feeling
16:03I feel like your vibrators
16:05got lost inside you
16:06to the left
16:06it's been described as that
16:07before to be fair
16:08so I can't even disagree
16:09oh that feels lovely
16:11when's it finishing
16:13not long
16:14oh my god now you can really feel it on your clit Lauren
16:16Jesus Christ
16:17come on feel it on my clit
16:20can you put it up so I can feel it on my clit
16:24you can do this on people
16:26keep moving
16:27come on keep moving
16:28oh
16:29come on two months please
16:30oh god that is really really
16:33yeah it gets tough doesn't it
16:35it gets tough
16:36it's like some type of karma's two trick
16:38yeah
16:39finish
16:40well done well done well done
16:41lovely work
16:42thank you that was lovely
16:43have a breather let me get these off you
16:44I'll never do that again
16:46that was hell
16:46to be honest
16:47when I had the girls round the other day
16:49I actually had genuinely
16:51a lovely lovely afternoon
16:53the only thing that I couldn't believe is that
16:55Seema's never been to your house
16:56I know
16:57I have invited her
16:58I invited her and Sandeep
17:00she declined
17:01I know I didn't mean it in a horrible way
17:03I wasn't like picking teeth and causing trouble
17:07I was just surprised that she'd never been to your house
17:09I'm going to peel it back down to basics
17:11I don't know what about something that went on years ago
17:13but you know when you haven't addressed something
17:15and it niggles away at you
17:16Seema and Stacey
17:18I knew you were going to say that
17:19literally and it's a bone of contention
17:22was this Seema's party
17:25and they rang up Esther
17:27and they rang Esther up
17:29and they were both pissed
17:30and they thought that they'd put the phone down
17:34so they were ringing up Esther
17:35Esther didn't pick up
17:36so the pair of them sat there
17:39like poisoned umper lumpers
17:41slagging me off
17:41and it went on for about seven minutes
17:43and then Esther sent it to me the next day
17:45and it was absolutely shell shocked
17:46I've always found with Seema
17:48that she is very warm and welcoming
17:51with a smile on her face
17:52but behind your back she's really schneid
17:54I am the same person that I've always been
17:56and you are too Seema
17:58and that's a two-faced fucker
17:59to me you're very nice to people's faces
18:02but behind that veneer of a smile
18:04are you really sincere
18:06I was so hurt and taken back
18:08by what Seema had said seven years ago
18:10you could say I'm pathetic
18:12you could say I'm childish
18:14but to me I'm a person with feelings
18:16and I am like an elephant
18:18I will never forget
18:20if I thought you looked a crock of shit
18:21I'd say to Lauren today sweetheart
18:23you do
18:23I don't think
18:24but I'd say it to your face
18:25I don't need to get in the back of a car
18:27pissed out in the head
18:28slagging you off
18:29unbeknownst to you
18:31and then come oh hi
18:32she got caught
18:33you're like a smiling assassin
18:34she got caught
18:35smiling assassin
18:45tell me your place
18:47how's it going
18:48well it was meant to be done
18:49I mean months ago
18:51like six months ago
18:51like a whole page
18:52honestly
18:53like we are still currently living in town
18:55it's been nine months
18:57how long were you supposed to be in town for
18:59three
19:00if I'm honest to you
19:01I've had enough
19:02it's like I'm drained
19:04like I am
19:05I could scream every day
19:06like I'm literally
19:07I was saying to Amir
19:07my head is like this
19:08just kind of a bit above water
19:10we started our Harris renovations
19:12nearly a year ago
19:13and the site is still an absolute mess
19:16and I just don't know
19:17when this project's going to be finished
19:19over half a mil
19:21over budget
19:22oh page
19:22you know if I'm truly honest with you
19:24like I mean see me and Amir
19:26we've been together for years
19:27we love each other
19:28yeah of course
19:28but the reality is
19:30it's a test isn't it
19:30it's a big test
19:31and we are at each other's heads
19:34yeah
19:34Nora's turning too soon
19:36you know we've always talked about
19:38wanting to grow our family
19:39because Nora's at an age now
19:40where we don't want that gap to be too
19:42would you go again would you
19:43well we have been trying
19:44oh really oh wow
19:46but the issue is
19:47is like we're struggling with the house
19:49problems like the stress
19:51like then we're bickering
19:52and it goes
19:52and I don't know if that's a factor in
19:54probably why
19:55I haven't gotten pregnant yet
19:57with Nora we were very lucky
19:59we didn't try as much
20:00and I just fell pregnant
20:01whereas this time around
20:02we're starting to see
20:03that maybe it wasn't as easy
20:04as the first time
20:05and we do want to have more kids
20:07and we do want to have a future
20:09where we can see all the kids
20:10coming over the house
20:11and running around
20:11but who knows
20:13who knows what's going to happen
20:15hopefully
20:16hopefully
20:16one day
20:18we'll be able to grow our family
20:19away from all this stress
20:20and have a calmer life
20:21hopefully
20:26you know I'm screaming fabulous
20:31you just put the strawberries on that
20:33do you want a tea mum
20:34please
20:39are you going to miss me mum
20:41oh don't start
20:42I'll start crying again
20:43Seema
20:45really really
20:46what are you crying for
20:47you don't need to cry
20:49I know
20:49it's not the same Seema
20:51oh mum
20:52listen
20:53you're going to be able
20:54to have a holiday with me
20:55I know
20:56I've been keeping a huge secret
20:58from the girls
20:59and after a lifetime
21:01of living here
21:02I'm actually leaving Cheshire
21:05Sandeep
21:05and the boys
21:06we're all moving to Dubai
21:08I'll miss all of you
21:10but for you
21:11it's something different
21:13like mother-daughter
21:14I know
21:14you can sit and talk
21:16and all that
21:17it's different
21:17you're going to miss me
21:18see
21:18you're going to miss me the best
21:20the most
21:22I'm finding this all so hard
21:25even though it's exciting
21:26me and my mum
21:28are so close
21:30I don't have my dad
21:34she's everything
21:35mum
21:35dad
21:36best friend
21:37and I think telling her
21:39is actually making it
21:40really real
21:42you study together
21:43good morning
21:44hello
21:45hello
21:45are you you ok
21:46oh yeah
21:46I'm fine
21:50I'm fine
21:51I'm fine
21:51I'm surprised you are
21:52I don't know
21:53good morning
21:54do you want a coffee
21:56er just a boil water please
21:58the move to Dubai
21:59is the right time for us
22:01it's something we've always wanted to do
22:03and I can
22:05my work can still carry on there
22:07Aaron's moving with his company
22:10and I'm sure Neil will follow
22:12but it is going to be hard
22:13it's a big step
22:15but I am looking forward to it
22:17I don't know
22:17are you struggling with anything
22:19about leaving here
22:20I think obviously
22:20it's pretty scary
22:22yeah
22:22but I'll just miss everyone
22:25here basically
22:26and all the memories we've had here
22:27I think that's what I'm going to miss
22:29the most
22:30but the girls
22:31I am going to miss
22:33the girls
22:35have you told them
22:35you're going yet
22:36I'm not told anybody
22:37I've not
22:38I don't know when the right time
22:40is to tell them
22:41because
22:41they'll be shocked
22:42they're going to be really shocked
22:44who's going to be the most shocked
22:46I think Rachel will take it
22:48the hardest
22:49I'm really worried
22:50how I'm going to tell Rachel
22:52she's always been my solid friend
22:56and I know she's going to find this really difficult
22:59yeah
23:00I'm worried about Rach
23:03she hates change
23:04she puts this hard front
23:06but she's not
23:07and I just
23:08I think I'm going to find it
23:09the hardest telling her
23:10I'm going to have to tell the girls too
23:14I don't know how I'm going to do it
23:16I don't even know how to say it
23:18what to say
23:21but I'm going to have to do it
23:34the phantom looks so mean doesn't it
23:36it's too big
23:37if you get
23:37the right colour spec
23:38you can make it look so mean on the road
23:40see what do you think about that
23:42so if you look at it from this distance
23:43it's mean
23:44but it doesn't really stand out does it
23:48this is like a trip down memory lane
23:50Mark and I going car shopping
23:52but this time
23:53I'm going car shopping
23:55not as his wife
23:55but as his best friend
23:57it's a lovely weekend car
23:59this is going to be
24:00our new baby
24:02I'm going to christen it
24:03in what way?
24:04well you know what way
24:05I open the door
24:06I'm there with beautiful lingerie on
24:08who could resist?
24:09yeah yeah
24:10I'm sure he'll be over the moon
24:11with that suggestion
24:12I love Mark to death
24:14he was the love of my life
24:15and I still love him very much today
24:17people find mine and Mark's relationship
24:21really bizarre
24:22they don't quite get it
24:24they wonder if we still have sex
24:25they wonder
24:26do I have a polyanimous relationship
24:29with him and David
24:29and it's like listen
24:30whoa
24:31gee your imagination
24:32we're basically best friends
24:34what are you wearing anyway?
24:36what do you mean what I'm wearing?
24:37colour is a spice of life Mark
24:38no we're going to the circus
24:39so I'm thinking like
24:41straight up there
24:43so you look like you're awake
24:44it doesn't matter if the whole world
24:46doesn't like me
24:46because as long as you like me
24:48that's all that matters
24:50wow
24:51so how many swatches
24:53of different colours
24:54can you have
24:55or is it just literally
24:56with it being bespoke
24:57you can have 44,000 colours
24:59with a Rolls Royce
25:00so that's really based on
25:01your eye
25:02you can actually see
25:0344,000 colours
25:04I'm happy to have something
25:06quite understated
25:08on the outside
25:09but very extrovert
25:10on the inside
25:11so it's like a cream egg
25:13might look nothing
25:14on the outside
25:15but once you get in
25:15it's so tasty
25:17that blue is stunning
25:18the blue is beautiful
25:20to me there's not enough
25:20of that blue
25:21the interior is just lush
25:23right well
25:25there's a lot of decisions
25:26to make isn't there Mark?
25:28oh yeah
25:30big house
25:31new shoes
25:32speed it up
25:33make moves
25:34get loose
25:35go wild
25:36everything we worked for
25:37about us here right now
25:38I am so
25:39blooming nervous for Billie
25:41I am
25:41yeah
25:42she's nervous
25:43obviously we had tears
25:44this morning and everything
25:45we are so excited
25:47and really nervous
25:49because today
25:50Billie Rae has her
25:51driving theory test
25:53this is her second attempt
25:54the first one didn't go
25:56according to plan
25:57so we are on tenterhooks
25:59because if she doesn't
26:00pass this time
26:01it's going to be an awful day
26:02she's trying really hard
26:04so I just really want her to pass
26:05do you know what
26:06the one half lesson I gave her
26:08yeah
26:08like before she's doing
26:10proper lessons
26:10yeah
26:10she was very good
26:12wait hold on a minute
26:12and you didn't get stressed out
26:13because why'd you get so stressed
26:14out when I drive
26:17well you know
26:18have you done your test yet?
26:19you look so funny
26:21I hope
26:22for her own sake
26:24Billie has her dad's genes
26:25when it comes to driving
26:26because I had to take my driving test
26:28five times
26:29before I passed it
26:30I was useless
26:31but you passed first time though
26:33didn't you?
26:33yeah yeah yeah
26:34I never had one lesson in my life
26:35of course you did
26:36the road is my catwalk
26:37yes
26:37there you go
26:38all right
26:39very good
26:39you're very poetic today
26:40thank you
26:41well done
26:42it's a massive year for us this year
26:44Shane's got two
26:46really big boyzone shows
26:47coming up
26:48the businesses are thriving
26:50so we're stressed
26:52but we love it
26:53being at Madison Square Gardens
26:55has that kind of helped
26:56prepare your mind
26:57for the Emirates Stadium?
26:59what I actually really weirdly
27:01witnessed
27:02or experienced
27:03was the crowd
27:05it was electric
27:05made you love it again a little bit
27:07a little bit
27:07because you know
27:08I'm
27:09I've been done with the industry
27:10for a long time
27:11I kind of said
27:12look I'm out
27:12that's why we do
27:13I do what I do now
27:14the documentary was incredible
27:15and that's the reason why
27:17people are like
27:17please do a show
27:18yeah
27:18and I think
27:19you know
27:20come June 5th and 6th
27:21it's gonna go like that
27:23I think it's gonna be a blink
27:24yeah
27:24oh god absolutely
27:25it's gonna be an absolute blink
27:26this year's gonna go by
27:27really quickly
27:28it's gonna be mega though
27:28yeah of course
27:30when Shane and I met
27:31both of us were
27:32in the music industry
27:33complete opposite ends
27:35he was in a massive boy band
27:36I was a backing vocalist
27:38we got together
27:39had some babies
27:41now the kids
27:42have seen their dad on stage
27:44but they were tiny
27:46so I don't even think
27:48they remember it
27:49so this time around
27:50it's gonna be brilliant
27:52because they are gonna have
27:53such beautiful memories
27:54uh I have a Miss Griffin
27:55oh you do
27:56oh she's finished then
27:57ring her back
27:58uh
28:00hello
28:01oh no not good
28:02okay
28:03not good
28:04boo boo
28:04you alright
28:09oh sorry sweetheart
28:10Oh, no, it doesn't look good
28:25We knew you would
28:27She passed. Oh my god. I thought we were in for horrendous day, but now she passed right on to
28:35the driving test
28:51I've got something to tell you
28:56And I don't know how to tell you I'm gonna be leaving Cheshire. I
29:03Feel like I'm gonna cry. Yeah, moving away
29:06Where are you married to? Yeah, Dubai
29:09Seema and I are extremely close. We've spent so many
29:13Years together and with her leaving it almost feels like a part of me is leaving as well
29:18It just makes me so sad, you know, I feel like ever since I moved to Cheshire
29:22You've always been there. You've been my big sister my friend
29:28Oh, Nemehna
29:30I'm so upset
29:31Oh, Nemehna
29:33Oh god, please
29:36At first I thought she was laughing, but she is full-on crying
29:40I mean, do you know like when a kid cries and goes
29:43I was like, oh, this is actually making me more nervous
29:49How are the other girls gonna react?
29:51You're the first person I've told the girls do not have a clue
29:55But I think Rachel's gonna really feel it
29:57But yeah, today is gonna be kind of a bittersweet moment
30:04Yeah
30:05I'm the queen
30:06Queen of my castle
30:08Queen of my castle
30:09I need no king
30:12Don't need a hassle
30:13Don't need a hassle
30:13Don't need a hassle
30:14You look cute, do it well
30:16Ta-da
30:16Yeah, you look beautiful
30:18You have that made
30:19Thank you so much for you
30:20Yeah
30:20We spoke for you
30:21Yeah
30:22I think it's so nice, all the girls together and some boys
30:26Hello
30:26Oh hi
30:28Hello
30:29How are you?
30:31I'm sorry
30:33Hold on
30:33I'm always late
30:34How can you relate to your event?
30:37I had to go and pick her up
30:38And she wasn't ready so I was waiting for help
30:39No, I wasn't ready
30:40You're actually waving your friend
30:42I had to fix my make-up, fix the hair
30:44I'm all over the place, I'm a big mess
30:46I had to redo my make-up
30:48And I'm just trying to put the smile up and be there for her
30:51Because it's her moment and her choice when to tell the girls, not mine
30:56It's good to see you girls
30:57Tell them, I told her in the car
30:59That's upset Ampika
31:00Oh
31:01Tell them what
31:01No
31:02Did you, years ago
31:03Years ago
31:05I went to the spa the other day with Lauren and Rachel
31:07When Lauren told me that apparently Ampika's got a massive issue with me
31:12I can't believe it
31:14That's the first I'd heard about it
31:16The other day, the same scenario as you really, something was brought up from ten years ago Ampika said the
31:21other day
31:22Is that I was fostering when I went to hers and actually I wasn't
31:24She's seen me God knows how many times
31:26Why is she bringing all these old things up?
31:28Why is that?
31:29What it is, is it's everyone get on and don't want any drama, we'll be friendly and then not
31:33Seven years ago Ampika, what are you talking about?
31:36I can't even remember what happened yesterday, let alone seven years ago
31:40You were just constantly having a little dig at me and I feel you need to stop
31:45Coming up on the Real Housewives of Cheshire
31:48Hello
31:50What did I say?
31:51The hair's greasy
31:52Oh the boobs are so saggy, nipples are halfway down the chest
31:55Ha ha ha ha
31:56I honestly don't remember saying it
31:58I've just found out Rachel's having a new treatment
32:01Vagina lift
32:01Is it like the bits that I hate?
32:03No I don't have those
32:04Oh I can
32:05Guys, can I just get you all to come forward because there's something that I've been meaning to tell you
32:11all
32:12And I've not been able to tell you because I don't know how
32:17Y'all better not get in our way
32:21Y'all better not get in our way
32:22Y'all better not get in our way
32:23Y'all better not get in our way
32:26Hello
32:27Hello
32:28Oh thank you
32:29Hello
32:30Good job
32:31Hey
32:32How you doing?
32:33So nice sir
32:34I think Ampika's still married to Mark, he's always there
32:37He seems to be very useful
32:40It's quite an unusual situation
32:42She's got two husbands
32:44Two bookends
32:45They look the same too
32:47Obviously I've not met you Mark before
32:49I've met obviously St. David but
32:50It's good to see
32:51Joking
32:52You look similar
32:53They're literally, they are very similar
32:54She has a tie
32:55She has a tie
32:57Mark is crazy
33:00I mean their relationship dynamic
33:02Oof, never heard it before
33:04I mean I'm all each to their own
33:05But wow, I can't believe they both live under the same roof
33:08As well as the new partner
33:10It's mental
33:11If I'm pissed off with David
33:13I call him, he calms me down
33:16Then he calls David
33:17Tries to explain my point of view
33:19And then you come back to me
33:21To try and explain David's point of view
33:22And then we all make friends
33:24She drives me up the wall
33:26And then she tells me what to do
33:28And she tells me where to go
33:29She's always shouting
33:30And then shouting at David
33:31And then David and her are shouting
33:34It's a bit of a comedy art
33:37This is a relationship that works for me
33:40With two men in my life
33:41One from my past
33:42One from my future
33:43And it works perfectly
33:45It's always the man's fault
33:46What are you playing for?
33:48You know what?
33:48I'm so glad I'm single
33:50It's always the man's fault
33:51It is
33:51You've got two other people
33:52One shot, two shot, three shot, four
33:55How many shots do it take till you gone?
33:57Drinking champagne at the bottom
33:59No glasses
33:59Everybody on the floor shake your ass
34:05Hey girls
34:06Hello
34:06How are you going now?
34:08How are you?
34:09I'm loving this
34:10Look at you two getting on
34:12I'm loving this
34:13We're all grown up now, aren't we?
34:15Yeah
34:16We're honestly
34:16I feel like we're on such a good wave
34:18That's right now
34:19It's good
34:20Good, love that
34:21Cheers
34:22It's been a very bumpy road between Paige and I
34:25But I finally feel like we're in a good place
34:28She's been really nice
34:31For now
34:32I've just found out Rachel's having a new treatment
34:35Which is the whole nip-tuck vagina lift
34:38What is a vagina lift?
34:40You're not going to put it here like Pac-Man, are you?
34:42No
34:42No, no, no
34:43Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait
34:44Is it like the bits that are hanging?
34:46No, I don't have those
34:47Oh, okay
34:47I don't have those
34:48Those are like
34:49No, I don't have those
34:50Sorry
34:50Paige, they're not dangly
34:52They're not dangly
34:53God, Jesus
34:55Get that image out of your head
34:57So you know how gradually gravity and age
35:00Yeah
35:00Can make things
35:01You lose muscle
35:02Oh, yeah
35:03Yeah, okay
35:03So you know how it used to be like this
35:06Yeah, yeah
35:06And now maybe it's more like this
35:07Okay
35:08Like balls
35:09Phil's balls
35:10Saggy scrotum
35:11Balls, balls get longer
35:12Did you just say like Phil's balls?
35:14Yeah
35:14Right, so what we're going to do with that
35:16Are they hanging down long?
35:19I really don't want to know about Phil's balls or Rachel's vagina
35:24Like, please, those mental images
35:25I'm never going to be able to wash away
35:27Just stop talking about it
35:28We're just going to pull it back a little bit
35:33Off and stitch
35:34And then we're going to look
35:36When's it scheduled?
35:38Is it soon?
35:38Yeah, soon
35:39Can I come?
35:40If you've got a saggy vag?
35:41Are we all?
35:42Yeah
35:43I'm going to do my thing
35:46Yeah
35:46I'm going to do my thing
35:48Yeah
35:48I'm going to do my thing
35:50Yeah
35:50I'm going to do my thing
35:52I feel like there's a real sometimes guarded shield
35:55Yes
35:55And I'm like I'm going to claw that bloody shield down
35:58I'm going to peel back the layers
36:00Do it
36:00And get the core reviews
36:01Do it
36:01Do it
36:02Because inside there's a wonderful person
36:04Screaming
36:05Wanting to connect with people
36:06What life's shown me in my childhood
36:09In my adult life
36:11Is you do need to be a little bit guarded
36:13You do need to have a slight armour about you
36:16Because not everybody means well for you
36:18I think in some ways, Shane and we're very similar
36:21Go on
36:21Shane is very well known
36:23Yes
36:24Worldwide
36:25And David has been in the press for very, very many years
36:29Yeah
36:29So when you're with someone who's high profile
36:31It's a different remit, isn't it?
36:33Yeah, yeah
36:33And I think that's probably a little bit why I'm so guarded
36:36Yeah
36:36Because my experiences have been
36:39Not all
36:40Yeah
36:40But a lot of them have been negative experiences
36:42Yeah
36:42So people only being friends with you because
36:44Yeah
36:45Or people
36:46You putting your trust in someone
36:48Yeah, yeah, I get that
36:49You know, they sell a story
36:50Or they make stuff up
36:52Yeah
36:52So it, yes, it tends to
36:54So I understand that now
36:56I sometimes have to really kind of put my foot down in the sense that I'm my own person
37:00Yeah
37:00So, you know, I get introduced a lot as Shane's wife
37:03Which is fine because I am Shane's wife
37:05Yeah
37:05But equally
37:05I have my own edit today
37:06Yeah, I'm my own person as well
37:08I think Shira and I have got a lot of common denominators
37:12Both with people that are well known in the public eye
37:15Both happen to be quite guarded
37:17And quite distrusting of certain people and people's agendas
37:21And the more times I get to spend on a one-to-one with her
37:24The more and more I like her
37:35A friend of mine phoned me up and said
37:37Royston, would you like to come and meet Queen Camilla?
37:40Oh, wow
37:41Anyway, so when she came to me
37:42I said, but from one queen to another
37:44I remember
37:45You did not
37:46I did
37:47I did
37:48I said, and I be the queen a lot longer than you
37:51So I said, if you ever need any advice
37:53Did she laugh?
37:54Give me a ring
37:54Did she get it?
37:55She burst out laughing
37:56She burst out laughing
37:57She burst out laughing
37:58She was delightful, Rachel
37:59How many you said that?
38:01Come on, the queen too, mother
38:03Isn't it?
38:04I get what they want
38:06I get what they want
38:07What they want
38:08They got nothing on
38:09They got nothing, nothing on me
38:12Shane's going rock on too
38:14Are you?
38:16Yeah
38:17Yeah
38:17We'll be spreading rumours
38:18Can we have tickets?
38:19No, you are
38:21Can we have tickets?
38:22Yeah
38:22Can we have tickets?
38:24Yes
38:24Sheen has already invited us all
38:26Oh my god, no way
38:27We've already got, you know those t-shirts that said
38:28We love Shane
38:29Yes
38:36Hello
38:39Oh my god
38:41Can I just have a
38:43Can I just say
38:44When?
38:45When?
38:46And how?
38:47And seven years ago
38:48Oh my god
38:49I have festered on that
38:50Seema for fucking years
38:52Seven years
38:54Seven bloody years
38:56What is wrong with you woman?
38:58What did I say?
38:59I've got her hair greasy
39:01And then you're like
39:02Oh the boobs are so sagging
39:03Nipples are halfway down her chest
39:05Ha ha ha ha
39:05And I was like what the fuck?
39:07Like really?
39:08I honestly don't remember saying it
39:10I'm sorry if I did
39:12But I don't remember
39:13Right, okay, you're saying it
39:15Yeah
39:16I'll take that
39:16Yeah
39:16And all I can say right now is
39:18Hand on my heart
39:20Fucking take that back
39:21You are beautiful
39:22Thank you Seema
39:24No
39:25Ampika
39:25All I've been telling the girl
39:27No, I'm sorry
39:27If I did
39:28I would
39:29Because hand on my heart
39:31You're not there
39:31Can I do that a bit harder?
39:32Yes, please
39:33I've just made my mind up
39:35Accept it Ampika
39:36Be a big girl
39:37And make light of it
39:39But you know what I'll do?
39:40I'll tolerate you
39:41High and bye
39:42High and bye
39:43I am now going to draw a line under the sand
39:46And move on
39:48Let's move on
39:48Love you too
39:55Guys
39:56Can I just get you all to come forward?
39:59What is going on?
40:00Why is she doing this?
40:02Because, erm, yeah
40:03There's something I want to tell you all
40:07Just seeing all the girls' faces
40:10I can see them all lined up in front of me
40:14I don't know if I can actually do this
40:16I am so emotional right now
40:19There's something that I've been meaning to tell you all
40:23Oh no
40:24I've not been able to tell you for, erm, some time
40:27Because I don't know how
40:28Oh real?
40:29Because I think you're dying
40:30Yeah, I think you're dying
40:31Yeah, it's hard
40:33I'm going to start with you
40:35Lauren
40:37You are the most amazing person ever
40:41To have come into my life
40:42I've met you at school
40:44And you're that type of girl
40:45Even if you're going through a shit time
40:47You just put a smile on your face
40:49So everyone needs a Lauren in their lives
40:51Yeah, thank you
40:52Thank you
40:53I'm really confused
40:54I'm just hoping that she's okay
40:56I don't know what she's about to tell me
40:59And I'm actually panicking
41:01Rachel
41:05I love you so much
41:06I can't even tell you
41:07And I think this has been the hardest thing
41:09It's like how am I going to tell you
41:11What I need to tell you
41:12Tima's scaring me now
41:14I feel really unnerved
41:17I just need her to say it
41:18I just need her to say
41:20What is wrong?
41:21You have been
41:23The best friend ever
41:25Yeah?
41:27And you know Rachel
41:28You're right
41:28She can be frosty
41:31And she can be hard
41:33But one thing
41:33Once you break her
41:35She's the best friend you're ever going to have
41:37And Pika, I am so sorry
41:40You don't want to have bruisey hair
41:41You don't have greasy skin
41:43You definitely don't have saggy tics
41:45They are everything that I have right now
41:49I take it back
41:50If I did say it
41:51I am so sorry
41:52I can't hear you
41:53Oh
41:54Seema
41:55Apologies accepted
41:56But do I trust you?
41:58No
41:58Will I ever let you close to me?
42:00No
42:00Does it really matter anymore?
42:03No
42:03Just move along the bus
42:05Sheena
42:06I know we've not known each other that long
42:09But we are the OCD queens
42:12We are so fussy at every level
42:15I love everything about you
42:16Just keep being you
42:17Is she saying that we don't have anything in common?
42:21Or all that we have in common is we like clean things?
42:24And Paige
42:25Oh
42:27You know what?
42:28I brought you into this friendship group
42:30And how we got to where we got
42:32And I'm sorry if anything I've done
42:34To upset
42:35Upset you
42:36I just want you to enjoy this group
42:38Because it's the best
42:39Seema's just said so many great and lovely things
42:42About all the girls in this group
42:43She's come to myself and Sheena
42:45And we're at the tail end
42:47Because what she told us was rubbish
42:49So guys
42:50Erm
42:51I'm leaving Jesha
42:55And I'm moving to Dubai
42:57I can't believe she's going
42:59This is another person that's leaving my life
43:02And I know you can say oh
43:04You'll go over there
43:05You'll catch up
43:06But it's not going to be the same
43:08I'm sad
43:09I feel like this big pressure on my chest at the moment
43:12I just don't know what to do without her
43:14Are you winding me up?
43:16I thought you was dying
43:17At least having a leg amputated or something
43:19I'm in bits here
43:20My heart's going like the clappers
43:22And you're just going Dubai
43:23I'll see you in Dubai
43:25If I could book you a first class ticket tomorrow Seema
43:28Bon voyage
43:29I'm not going to shed a tear
43:30I wish you well
43:32Bye
43:33Why are you crying?
43:34Because I love it
43:35Is it?
43:37It's exciting
43:39I can't rip you
43:40Oh my god
43:41I thought you said you were going to die
43:43You know even though I've said it
43:47I feel
43:48I feel empty
43:50I actually feel like
43:52All these memories that we've made
43:56I'm just going to miss them
43:57Oh Rachel
43:59Oh Rachel
44:02I knew this was going to happen
44:03My biggest worry was telling you
44:06I knew and I knew this
44:07I knew this world would be like
44:09Seema's knocked me sideways with this news
44:12I did not see it coming at all
44:14I actually just want to go home
44:16I don't want to be around anyone
44:18I want to go home and cry
44:19I know
44:21With that done
44:23All I want now
44:24Is to make some good memories
44:26Have some good times
44:27And I want no drama
44:30But we'll see if that lasts
44:33Next time on The Real Housewives of Cheshire
44:36You're not looking as sharp and as fresh as you used to
44:40So I'm going to treat him to a neck and facelift
44:41Oh
44:43Literally a lot of virginal mark
44:44I just can't go for the show
44:47I was not being judgmental
44:50Saying that we don't really know each other
44:53It was a bit bizarre
44:54Hey
44:55Oh my god
44:56Look at you
44:57Oh my god
44:58You look like a hooker
44:59You've just said to me
45:01Our relationship is just surface level
45:02That's what you're talking about
45:03That's how it feels
45:05Oh
45:05Oh
45:06Oh
45:06Oh my god
45:08Oh my god
45:08Oh my god
45:08Oh my god
45:09Oh my god
45:11Oh my god
45:12Oh my god
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