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00:08Why are you dressed like that? Like an umpire?
00:11Because I'm an umpire.
00:12What? What?
00:14Yeah, at Strohmeyer Park. Bronco Mustang Games. I told you.
00:19When?
00:20Like last Saturday. I said I needed to pick up some part-time weekend work
00:25so we could get better plates and dishes for the household.
00:28You know, more grown-up furniture stuff for Richard and stuff.
00:31You don't remember me saying that? I told you.
00:32I told you I was going to pick up Saturday.
00:34Right, and I said that wasn't going to be enough
00:36and I was going to have to pick up some work nearby.
00:38You don't remember that?
00:40Okay, yeah.
00:41Okay. Hey, can you cancel the lawn maintenance guys today, please?
00:46Because we were supposed to do it last month and I just got another bill.
00:48Okay, yeah, I totally forgot to do it, so yeah.
00:51Yeah, because we have to start cutting all these, you know, all these things
00:54or we're never going to be able to get Richard into private school
00:57or do any of the things that we have to do.
00:59I'm totally going to do it today.
01:01Okay.
01:07Why umpire?
01:08Because it's right behind the house and it's $85 a game.
01:11I don't know much about baseball, but it's going to be weird. Whatever.
01:22Hey, it's cold up. Let's go.
01:25I'm waiting for you.
01:26You have to say play ball.
01:28For what?
01:29For like the game to start.
01:31Just start it.
01:32You have to say play ball.
01:34Play ball?
01:34No, not to me.
01:36It's like everyone.
01:40Hey.
01:41Hi.
01:42Play ball.
01:44Not to each kid.
01:45Just yell it out to everyone.
01:49Play ball!
01:53So, um, the ump thing.
01:57You're going to be doing that for a while, huh?
02:00Yeah.
02:02I mean, new school.
02:04We're like three years away from even being able to make a deposit on that.
02:09And we still have to get the more grown up furniture set and stuff for Richard's room.
02:14Well, that was on the list for last year.
02:17Almost two years now.
02:19Oh, yeah.
02:20Cool.
02:23Cool.
02:24We'll just cut corners until then.
02:27Cool.
02:29So, you're going to do the ump thing until then, huh?
02:35Yeah.
02:36Yeah, cool.
02:41Cool.
02:56Cool.
02:57See you don't honor that coupon?
02:59Uh, not on the Sir Lines
03:01We, uh, we don't honor the expenditures selected, ya, this doesn't apply.
03:08Okay, well then no way Hose on the Sir Lines.
03:10Okay.
03:11Um, what did you urna?
03:13No, it's worthless.
03:14Whoa.
03:14Whoa.
03:15Little Man?
03:16What is this bullshit?
03:17Twenty dollars?
03:19Strike.
03:21Strike.
03:24Move it, Tuba.
03:26No way, Jose.
03:30Okay.
03:31You're okay.
03:32You're okay.
03:33Happy birthday.
03:35Floyd.
03:37Oh, no way, Jose.
03:40No, yes, yes, yes.
03:42They're very feminine.
03:46Strike.
03:46Life's free, girl.
03:48We're almost there.
03:49In terms of getting nicer plates and bowls for the household and a more grown-up furniture set for Richard
03:55and bedding and stuff, you know?
03:57And the tuition.
03:59Hey, come on.
04:01We want to get there, right?
04:03Yep.
04:04Yes.
04:05Yeah, we want to get there, Floyd.
04:07I don't see why they want to just put that right on the coupon that it doesn't include pop sirloin.
04:11You know, we haven't paid his therapy bills for two months, so they've started sending letters.
04:16I see.
04:17Have you noticed any change since therapy?
04:21Um, no.
04:23No, not really.
04:25Um, we've been talking.
04:30Richard, we've been talking.
04:33The school's not really for him.
04:36Well, I mean the vest.
04:38I don't think it's the vest.
04:41I just think people don't know him.
04:46If people knew him, they could like him.
04:52In new school, what a chance there could be for him.
04:58Yeah.
04:59Yeah.
05:02So...
05:02No, Mike Jose.
05:04On these.
05:04Okay?
05:09Okay.
05:53I mean, how did my son ruin all your milk?
05:56...
05:59Is this Albertsons?
06:01Then don't you know how my son ruined all your milk?
06:07Fuck.
06:14Hey, Quis.
06:15Stephen Quis.
06:16Hey, Carol.
06:17Hey, can I get my aunt money?
06:19We...
06:19Uh, you didn't get your aunt money?
06:21No, for three weeks.
06:22Three weeks what?
06:23I haven't been paid for three weeks, please. Come on.
06:26Shoot. Okay. Let me look into it with the league.
06:29Okay, thanks. That's 600 a month, right? Thanks.
06:32Where are you going?
06:35Uh, there's an issue with my son. He did something with the milk at Albertsons.
06:39Mustang game.
06:40What?
06:41You're on the afternoon Mustang game?
06:43Rattlers versus the Comets? Field four?
06:45I just umped two games, and I gotta go pick up my kid, and my husband's a little bit of
06:49his mother's.
06:49I'm on field three. That's the schedule. And I can't pay you if you don't write the games you signed
06:55for.
06:59Wow. Okay.
07:02Play ball!
07:06Ow!
07:08Get out, girl.
07:10Oh, shit!
07:15I just don't understand how this could happen.
07:19Neither do I.
07:21But you still have to pay for the milk.
07:39Hey, Carol Love.
07:41Hey.
07:43How's your mom doing?
07:45She's, um, pretty good.
07:50How are you doing?
07:55Um, uh...
07:58Okay.
07:59Can I talk to you for a second about one thing?
08:04What?
08:13The, um...
08:16The um what?
08:18The, the umpire... gear... around the house.
08:26Okay.
08:26Okay.
08:29So, in general, I'm really glad that you're doing it.
08:34I mean, Little League is a great place for kids to learn about Team Dynamics, also get some sunshine, so
08:39I think it's a really good idea that you're doing it.
08:42Why are you doing uptalk?
08:43Doing what?
08:45Doing everything ends in a question.
08:46Doing kids are in the sunshine.
08:48Okay, I'm not.
08:49Okay, you are.
08:50Okay.
08:50Well, maybe I'm just, you know, maybe I'm a little nervous about, you know, saying that the umpire gear around
08:58the house, it makes it a little hard for me to get my engine revved.
09:04You know, it kind of, uh, because it kind of neutralizes, uh, sexually.
09:09So maybe if there was more time around the house when we weren't an umpire, um, I thought it was
09:15important to share this, you know, so that our sex life can...
09:19Yeah, okay, thank you.
09:22Okay?
09:23Okay.
09:27Wow.
09:31Okay.
09:35Oh, I, uh, sent out some invites for a cornhole party.
09:40I'm jacked for you to meet my friend Clark, the weatherman guy I told you about.
09:46I'm jacked.
10:18I'm jacked.
10:35I don't know.
10:51I don't know.
11:22I don't know.
11:54I don't know.
12:09I don't know.
12:35I don't know.
12:39I don't know.
13:08I don't know.
13:25I don't know.
13:36I don't know.
13:50I don't know.
13:52I don't know.
14:15I don't know.
14:24I don't know.
14:24I don't know.
14:37I don't know.
14:57I don't know.
15:01Pick your fave and we'll have it at lunch in the bistro.
15:05It's totally this one.
15:07It's totally this one.
15:08Yeah.
15:12Perfect day.
15:15Perfect day.
15:17I don't know.
15:28I don't know.
15:37I don't know.
15:42I don't know.
15:49I don't know.
15:51I don't know.
15:54I don't know.
16:04I don't know.
16:06feelings. I worried at night so much. My thoughts swirl. Oh God, it's wise my favor.
16:23Yeah. Hey, so, so what are you worried about mostly at night?
16:32Like dying, then my secrets are known. Like what? Like I owe like $48,000 easy, probably
16:50more now. I mean, I don't even look at the tax bills anymore. I'm like that that's what
16:59I leave. Just that. It's like not nothing. It's worse. Don't worry about Richard. Don't worry
17:06about Carol. You know, when you lie down in bed, you feel like your heart's supposed to
17:12rest, right? Your heart's supposed to go shh. And mine just races. It's like I got like
17:21a bird heart. How? They work so hard, you know, to fly and their heart just like races. My
17:35heart's like that. It's like a bird heart. But I can't fly.
17:44Yeah, it's my fave. Richard has a borderline personality disorder, which means that my impulse
17:52control is limited. Man. Yeah. Public school is tough for him. There is another school with
18:03fewer kids. And they all are like different, you know, like him. And I lie in bed and I
18:12think, how could I afford this? And then I worry about it.
18:18Now I can...
18:21You know, I could cover you with this. With these problems, these worries.
18:28No, man. No.
18:29Hey, man. At the gym. Be out the bee.
18:33Be out the beak?
18:35I can help in life. The same way you helped me at the gym. I can help you get these
18:40bills
18:40down so you can sleep. Get you some insurance. You get some peace. You know, we hush that
18:47heart, son.
18:49Hush my heart?
18:50Yeah.
18:51My bird heart.
18:56I can help. With the tuition, too. I can help.
19:02It'd be nice to have a man heart, like him. I don't know.
19:10What is it?
19:11When I was a boy and I pictured myself as a man, I never pictured myself as a man asking
19:16another man for money. I pictured myself as a man parachuting out of an airplane with
19:21a machine gun in a time of war and all those war buddies, like, floating by him going like,
19:26you're a good leader, man.
19:28You know what I pictured doing as a man?
19:32What?
19:33Having a good friend and helping him when he needed it. And him helping me when I needed
19:38it. And I was happy. Take happy, Floyd. What's this tuition like?
19:50It's like four payments over the year, like about $7,000 each or something like that.
19:56Let's get him in there. I can cover you guys. You know? And we'll see if it helps and we'll
20:03take it from there.
20:04Hey. Hey. Be out to be.
20:16Be out to be.
20:22Hey, are you still crying?
20:24A little bit from happiness.
20:28Well, you are actually a little drunk now, so be careful.
20:36Hey, hey, hey.
20:37Oh, fuck!
20:41Yeah, the bike was dinged up, but I was all right.
20:43Did you guys have fun? You and Clark?
20:48Yeah, we had a blast, man.
20:50Hey, thanks for asking.
20:55You know what? Let's take off a little early.
20:58Hey. I want to show you something.
21:01There's only like 12 kids per class, so you already know there's going to be less a-holes.
21:09How soon can I start?
21:11Pay tuition tomorrow, right after that.
21:15And the kids, they test smarter than at Collins.
21:18They're smarter, so we know you're fitting in better already, because you're smart as F.
21:26You're gonna have...
21:27Hey. Fresh start.
21:30It's worth millions and millions, man.
21:33All your surroundings fresh, teachers fresh, kids fresh, all that hard stuff.
21:40You just leave that behind you.
21:43that's not coming here.
21:46Who knows, maybe there's a...
21:48Maybe there's a friend already here.
21:51I mean, could be.
21:53Maybe he draws cool fantasy predator birds
21:56and he's looking for some cool kid to show them off to
21:58and here you come all fresh and cool
22:00with your cool predator bird portfolio and stuff.
22:05Could be.
22:10You sure you don't want my jacket?
22:12I'm fine.
22:14I'll tell you what, if there is a kid who draws predator birds,
22:18he's a lucky F-er because he's about to meet you.
22:24F stands for fuck.
22:26Yeah, I know, but I didn't say fuck.
22:28I said F.
22:32Trying to be a good dad figure here.
22:35You are.
22:38And I'm what?
22:40You're a good dad figure.
22:41All right.
22:53Okay.
22:56Okay.
22:57All right.
22:58Okay.
22:58All right.
22:58You're a good job.
23:01You're a good kid.
23:02Okay?
23:05You're a good job.
23:06I love you.
23:08You're a good kid.
23:09You're a good deal.
23:10Well, thank you.
24:14Speed.
24:17Speed, cornhole, bro.
24:19Cardio blast.
24:20Let's go.
24:20Let's do it.
24:21Come on.
24:26Speed!
24:28Cornhole!
24:32I'm just going to shake a little of the bacon.
24:35There we go.
24:36I'm going to leave you enough for flavor.
24:41Thank you, man.
24:42Yeah, left enough for flavor.
24:48I'm going to shake the bacon off of my sandwich, but leave enough for flavor.
25:01What's that?
25:03Optimism.
25:09I'm going to secure a P.O. box that I rented to get our secret life insurance bills.
25:14Because I'm going to pass that physical.
25:17Good idea.
25:18You're going to ace that physical.
25:21And you're going to ace that motherfucking life insurance physical.
25:25That's the fucking news.
25:31We're the Thunder Boys, we're going to ace that motherfucking life insurance physical.
25:36We're the Thunder Boys, we're going to ace that motherfucking life insurance physical.
25:43Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
26:11Oh, oh, oh, oh.
26:41See you later, elevator.
26:45In a wild candy aisle.
26:48She's got a real wobble.
26:50I might have messed up the sprockets on my major wipeout.
26:55Oh, God, I'm sorry.
26:56I'll take care of it money-wise.
26:58Okay, cool.
26:59Hey, that would really mean the world to me.
27:04She has a weird dick.
27:06And he just can't pop them like he used to, you know, like pop those boners.
27:11Yeah, you said.
27:13And he has money stress, so he eats and then he feels bad about himself.
27:20He looks okay.
27:22I mean, yeah, but he used to be like...
27:27Well, Carol, we all used to be...
27:36You know, when his dick was normal, he was in Playgirl.
27:39His what?
27:41In Playgirl.
27:42Like, nude all the way.
27:45Yeah.
27:47And there's, like, this little thing about him.
27:50Like, I get to know him thing.
27:54165.
27:59165 what?
28:01That's what it said he weighed then.
28:03165, yeah.
28:05You know, our house is pretty small, so there's nowhere you can really go to be alone.
28:09And I see him looking at it.
28:12And it's Playgirl.
28:15Yeah.
28:15He kept it.
28:19Hmm.
28:20And sometimes he looks at it, and he looks so sad.
28:26So he has self-esteem things.
28:29And that's part of the boner problems.
28:32Blood pressure's pretty high.
28:35Yeah, yeah, yeah.
28:36My heart really, when it goes.
28:39Plus, I got my shirt off, and so, you know, but it makes me self-conscious.
28:44Okay.
28:45Well, that goes to my heart, too.
28:47I mean, that's science, though, so.
28:50Well, you know, we're taking care of a lot of that with him.
28:55Get his house in order so that there's less stress.
29:02Be out the bee.
29:05What?
29:05It's what we do for each other.
29:07We bring out the best.
29:09Yeah.
29:10Yeah.
29:13But the paying the bills and the insurance, that has to be a private thing with you guys, okay?
29:22Because, you know, if he knows that I know, then his self-esteem is going to be like, right?
29:29Yes.
29:30Like, I mean, oh, God, you know Clark pays our bills.
29:33Now I'm not a man, so now I can ever pop boners again.
29:36Smart.
29:36Yeah.
29:37Okay.
29:37So.
29:38Yeah.
29:41That's just between you two.
29:44Please.
29:45Yeah.
29:48You're serious, okay?
29:55Okay.
29:55Okay, because I want to have this with him.
29:59Like, in a house that's normal, where it works and, like, fair bills and we do the tuition thing that
30:07we're talking about.
30:08But, and then we have sex and everything, so, this needs to stay between you two, okay?
30:21We're serious.
30:23Yeah.
30:29See if we're serious again.
30:32For serious, yeah.
30:36Okay.
30:38Okay.
30:50So, uh, I didn't ace it, did I?
30:54Uh, ace?
30:55Yeah.
30:56No.
30:57Okay.
30:59But you passed.
31:02I pa- I passed.
31:05Yes, ace-ing, it wasn't even- wasn't realistic.
31:08That- that- my goal was to pass.
31:11Passing wasn't even realistic, like, two weeks ago.
31:13Yeah, well, you passed.
31:15Wow, Clark is gonna be jacked.
31:18Is that your, uh, husband, Clark?
31:20No, no, it's my, uh, it's just my best friend.
31:22He's been, like, my cheese cop, and...
31:25All right, well, uh, nurse Sharon will show you what.
31:44All right.
31:47All right.
31:48I'll see you there.
31:57drop-off in case you and the girls go riding at night. I'd like to know how
32:01long you're gonna be safely lighted. Yep. Okay. Yep.
32:28Dude, you have life insurance now.
33:03I'm gonna be a little bit more than you do.
33:04I'm gonna be a little bit more than you do.
33:05I'm gonna be a little bit more than you do.
33:22Fifth key.
33:24Floyd's furniture keys.
33:28One, home.
33:31Two, garage.
33:35Three, gym locker.
33:37Valley's Fitness.
33:40Four, work locker.
33:46Fifth key.
33:48Unknown.
33:50The charge was filed before we knew its purpose.
34:00Okay.
34:01Anyway, I have three keys here that are unknown, even to me.
34:09Old keys.
34:11I don't know what they do, but I keep them because they used to open something in my life.
34:17And, you know, what if I have to open that thing again?
34:22Unknowns are a part of key chains.
34:25Unknowns are a part of life.
34:27He knows.
34:29Did you see it?
34:31When he stared at the key?
34:33Forrest?
34:33Yes.
34:34Yeah.
34:35He knows.
34:36He realized something about it.
34:37And then he went quiet.
34:39I saw something.
34:41Something like that.
34:43Yeah.
34:47I want to know more.
34:49We always want to know more.
34:51That's a part of this.
34:53That's probably why I'm always in this bar.
34:56Because you never know the whole thing.
34:58And you have to trust the evidence that you have.
35:01We should look at the wife.
35:02She has no motive, Jody.
35:03Can we just consider, what if Clark's telling the truth?
35:07About?
35:08That Floyd wasn't into men.
35:11What would that do to your case against Forrest?
35:15Wouldn't it weaken it?
35:17Don't you want to know?
35:18It's crazy.
35:21French kissing a guy out by your car because you're polite?
35:24Because you're wonderful.
35:27He said wonderful.
35:33Can we interview modern love again?
35:35For what purpose?
35:36For the purpose of asking him if possibly Floyd kissed him just to be nice.
35:43Oui.
35:48Could you just tell me, generally, how things go down in these sexual encounters?
35:54DTF?
35:55Yeah.
35:56Same.
35:57Same as anywhere.
35:58Yeah, but this is sexual.
36:00Well, everything's sexual.
36:02So...
36:02What do you mean?
36:03Everything is.
36:04Every setting is.
36:05Everything's sexual?
36:06Yeah.
36:07Well, there's a little separation between sexual impulsivity and, well...
36:11It's an on-board chemical feature of every feature of our lives.
36:16It goes where we go.
36:18I'm here.
36:19So is my sexual impulsivity.
36:21For instance, I've just discovered...
36:24That I'm attracted to...
36:27Bald, mature authority figures, sir.
36:31I'm imagining a scenario that involves you.
36:41I'm washing your back.
36:43Washing my back?
36:47You're there, too.
36:51It's okay.
36:52Can we just concentrate on our questions?
36:54Sure.
36:55Yeah.
36:55Fire away.
36:55Yeah.
36:56Fire away.
36:57So, how does a normal person like Floyd Smirnich begin to become involved with something like DTF St. Louis?
37:04No one's normal.
37:07It just looks that way from across the street.
37:11Tell me, how would an encounter...
37:14How would that be?
37:15Well, you could meet for intimacy, and that would be in a grove of trees in a park somewhere.
37:20Or a pool house.
37:21Yeah.
37:21Or it could be to meet for breakfast.
37:24See if you have a connection.
37:25Sometimes you don't have one.
37:26You met Floyd Smirnich for breakfast.
37:28Yeah.
37:28To see if you had a connection.
37:30Yeah.
37:31Did you?
37:32Yeah.
37:35But, uh...
37:36But what?
37:37He was just a really nice guy, and we had a nice breakfast.
37:40I tried a little intimacy play there at the end.
37:44But mostly it's just a nice breakfast.
37:47What do you hope for from DTF encounters?
37:52Do you remember in school that they had recess?
37:59School can be hard for some kids.
38:02It can be hard to concentrate on something as difficult for that long a period of time.
38:06So at some point during the school day, they just stop the thing and let you go outside and have
38:10fun.
38:11But at some point, the tasks get harder, like algebra, chemistry, whatever.
38:22But there's no more recess.
38:29You know, they don't even tell you.
38:36It's just gone.
38:42And it never comes back.
38:46And I guess I just want to fuck around with somebody sometimes.
38:50Like now and then.
38:52It's just...
38:53And he seemed like something was weighing on him.
39:01Like he mentioned his son or stepson or something.
39:05Felt left out.
39:07You know?
39:08Left out.
39:09And I told him I felt like that too.
39:11In a lot of my life.
39:13Left out?
39:14Yeah.
39:16Let me ask you this.
39:18Do you think when you two were French kissing, do you think that Floyd felt, um, that he was concerned
39:27that maybe his heart wasn't in it, uh, but he didn't want you to feel left out?
39:36Yes.
39:37So he Frenched you.
39:38He was hands off.
39:40Hands off?
39:42Yeah, he didn't reach around to touch my cheek in the manner that I reached around to touch his.
39:49It was his left.
39:51Left cheek?
39:53No one knows what they're doing with each other.
39:56We find our way.
39:58And it can be clumsy.
40:02Yeah.
40:03No one's normal.
40:05It just looks that way from across the street.
40:08This is your saying?
40:09I guess so.
40:11It, you know, it's just something I pass around to the DTF community to encourage people to care a little
40:16less about what the neighbors think.
40:19That's why God invented P.O. boxes.
40:23That's why what?
40:24Okay.
40:25Well, in these strip malls in the suburbs, karate, tanning salons, mailboxes, etc.
40:30You ever been in one?
40:31Sure.
40:32What's in there?
40:33P.O. boxes.
40:35Yeah.
40:36All along the wall, P.O. boxes.
40:39Now, do you ever wonder why all these normal people who have homes out here need all these P.O.
40:45boxes?
40:48It's for privacy.
40:50That's where all the dildos go, sir.
40:55And other...
40:56Yeah, you know.
40:57You get it.
40:59Yes.
41:01That's where all the dildos go.
41:03Mailboxes, etc.
41:04They should call it dildos, etc.
41:07Yeah, I never thought of that.
41:23That's why Forrest stopped talking and asked for a lawyer.
41:25Yes.
41:27The mailbox, etc. is just down the street.
41:30$2.60, there you go.
41:32That's the one.
41:33That's the box.
41:35No one's been paying the bill, and no one's been in the last few months.
41:39$2.60.
41:41That's the one.
41:42Can you tell me the date of this owner's last payment?
41:45Before he stopped paying?
41:46Yes.
41:48Okay.
41:49It'll take a minute.
42:42Missed is shallow, spread its wings, covered all the ground.
42:53She's going to get a million dollars.
43:01Well, that's probably a motive, right?
43:05For murder?
43:08Yeah, Flom, it sure is.
43:12There was no hope, no reasoning, this rainy day in June.
43:23The eagle spread, its mighty wings.
43:27Hello.
43:28Hey.
43:30How can I help you?
43:35Can I just check out a room for a detail?
43:44The cherished things are perishing, and buried in their tomb.
43:53There is no hope, no reasoning, this rainy day in June.
44:10Hey.
44:14Morning.
44:15Yeah, you suck.
44:18I'm sorry, ma'am.
44:21You should be.
44:24You suck.
44:25Look at all those leaves bunched up in the corner, pool boy.
44:28I'm new.
44:30Yeah, you can tell.
44:31Why don't you come on inside?
44:34Make some other tasks for you.
44:36We'll see how you do on those.
44:38Come on up, pool boy.
44:42Yes, ma'am.
44:45There was no hope, no reasoning, this rainy day in June.
44:53How old are you?
44:53I'm just 23.
44:55You've got a lot to learn.
44:56I sure do.
45:00Everybody felt the rain in high.
45:03Everybody felt the rain in high.
45:05Everybody felt the rain in high.
45:10Everybody felt the rain in high.
45:13Everybody felt the rain.
45:16Everybody felt the rain.
45:18Hey.
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