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Craving My Brother's Best Friend
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00:00:00THE END
00:00:06Open your legs up for me.
00:00:08Why?
00:00:09Like that?
00:00:11Like that.
00:00:17Oh, yeah, right there.
00:00:21Are you sure you're ready for me to take your virginity?
00:00:24This is the only thing I've ever wanted in my whole life.
00:00:27I only want you.
00:00:31Your mother's gonna kill me.
00:00:33But I don't care.
00:00:35You're all I've ever wanted to.
00:00:48That's how Brett Harrison, the star quarterback,
00:00:51my brother's best friend, claimed my soul, my body,
00:00:54and my virginity on my 18th birthday.
00:00:56In my fantasy, anyway.
00:00:59Brett has been the leading man of my smut fanfic for a year.
00:01:02In reality, he's completely out of my league.
00:01:05It's pure tragic.
00:01:06Not only is he the star quarterback,
00:01:08but he's also my brother's best friend.
00:01:10So to him, I'm just a little sister.
00:01:14Oh, shit!
00:01:15Fucking dumbass!
00:01:17Stupid!
00:01:19Stupid!
00:01:19Stupid!
00:01:21Pay attention to what you're doing.
00:01:24Could've been really bad.
00:01:27Oh, fuck.
00:01:28Oh, my God.
00:01:29What?
00:01:31No.
00:01:32No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:01:33Oh, my God.
00:01:35Tell me I didn't just send Brett Harrison a 4,000-word pure smut starring him!
00:01:44All right.
00:01:45Welcome to the Kingdom Alley.
00:01:47You can crash here when I'm off at the league this year.
00:01:50This is awesome.
00:01:51I mean, finally, no rules, no parents.
00:01:54And best of all, there's no you.
00:01:57But you are welcome to my housewarming party tonight.
00:02:00But bring something.
00:02:01Not so fast.
00:02:03You're not staying here alone.
00:02:04I got you a roommate.
00:02:06And he's gonna keep an eye on you.
00:02:07What?
00:02:08A roommate?
00:02:09No, I'm an adult.
00:02:10I don't need a babysitter, Ron.
00:02:12No, no, no.
00:02:12You're a big baby.
00:02:14And you're going.
00:02:15Okay.
00:02:16Fine.
00:02:17Who isn't?
00:02:36Hey, roomie.
00:02:38It's been a while.
00:02:39You've, uh, definitely grown up?
00:02:43Oh, you've got to be kidding me.
00:02:45I'm living with Brett Harrison.
00:02:47The same Brett Harrison I accidentally emailed a 10-page smut about us.
00:02:52Uh, Ellie, my eyes are up here.
00:02:55What?
00:02:56I'm sorry.
00:02:57Look, Ellie, quit drooling.
00:02:58Come on, that's gross.
00:02:59I wasn't, I wouldn't call it drooling.
00:03:01I would say it's zoning out.
00:03:03Dude, you've got to start wearing a shirt.
00:03:05Put some actual pants on.
00:03:06You can't go commando in front of my little sister.
00:03:08Yeah.
00:03:08Just get out of the chair.
00:03:09I don't care, man.
00:03:10Alright?
00:03:11You're on watch duty now.
00:03:12You've got to keep the horny jocks away from her.
00:03:14Okay?
00:03:14And remember, most important part, bro code.
00:03:17We don't mess with each other's sisters.
00:03:19Ron.
00:03:19I don't want to sleep with you, Ron.
00:03:21Catch you later, okay?
00:03:21Fuck yeah.
00:03:22Catch you after practice, okay?
00:03:23Alright.
00:03:24Later, buddy.
00:03:27You know, I don't think that I'm the one having a hard time keeping it in my pants.
00:03:36Hey.
00:03:36Hey.
00:03:37Reminds me.
00:03:38Have you gotten any weird emails from me?
00:03:42I don't know.
00:03:44Why don't you define weird?
00:03:46It's like a virus maybe, or scam, bug, like anything like that.
00:03:54Sometimes they have files that will give you a virus if you open it, so you just don't
00:03:58want to open it.
00:03:59And if you see anything from me, you should just delete it right away and don't ever look at it.
00:04:03Yeah, right.
00:04:04A virus just happened to write ten pages of smut about us having sex.
00:04:10That's a boner, huh?
00:04:33That's a boner, huh?
00:04:38Yeah.
00:04:38Don't we?
00:04:39Nope.
00:04:40Nothing.
00:04:40Nothing scandalous.
00:04:41I'm gonna go.
00:04:42Actually, I have to go.
00:04:43Oh.
00:04:43Good to see you.
00:04:48Okay.
00:04:49Deep breath.
00:04:49This is my year.
00:04:51New city.
00:04:53New school.
00:04:53I'm gonna make this squad.
00:04:55And I'm not going to think about Bret's stupid, perfect abs.
00:05:16What is a size eight doing in my locker room?
00:05:19Um, more like a 12.
00:05:24Hi.
00:05:25Um, I'm Allison.
00:05:26I would really love to be on your cheerleading team.
00:05:29Sweetie.
00:05:30Cheerleaders need to be liftable and more delicate.
00:05:34You know what I mean?
00:05:35Uh, but I was captain of my high school team and I went really fast.
00:05:41Okay.
00:05:42You want a shot?
00:05:44But you have to prove you have guts first.
00:05:46Okay.
00:05:47Yeah, I'll do anything.
00:05:47Go talk to the football captain.
00:05:50If he's okay with someone your size on his sidelines, then I'm fine with it.
00:05:56Sure.
00:05:57Yeah.
00:05:57Um, where is he?
00:05:59He's in a team meeting.
00:06:01Down the hallway.
00:06:02Third door on the left.
00:06:03And just barge in.
00:06:05Be aggressive.
00:06:06He loves them.
00:06:08He loves you.
00:06:09He loves you.
00:06:10He loves you.
00:06:12He loves you.
00:06:14Oh, I can't with these delusional virgins.
00:06:17She seriously thinks she can just talk to the king of the campus?
00:06:21Brett's gonna eat her live.
00:06:28Third door.
00:06:29Meeting room.
00:06:30Show him aggression.
00:06:31I got this.
00:06:40Oh, my God.
00:06:43Oh, my God.
00:06:44You, uh, lost baby girl?
00:06:46Cause, uh, you just come here for a show.
00:06:48Hmm.
00:06:49We lost, and we still gotta stop.
00:06:51Still?
00:06:54Hope you brought your meat pads, virgin.
00:06:56What?
00:06:57No!
00:06:58No!
00:06:59Don't be shy, baby.
00:07:01Turn around.
00:07:03Whoa!
00:07:08Look, I'm here in official business, okay?
00:07:10I just, I need to see the captain.
00:07:12Actually, uh, I have a captain right here.
00:07:14Are you needing a salute?
00:07:16Um, back off.
00:07:35You looking for me?
00:07:38You looking for me?
00:07:41What do you think you're doing in the boys' locker room?
00:07:43Brett?
00:07:44He's the football captain?
00:07:46Of course he is.
00:07:47Who else could it be?
00:07:50Look, I need to ask you something.
00:07:52You know, you have a habit of walking in on me when I'm half naked.
00:07:56Brett, this is serious, okay?
00:07:57The girls on the cheerleading team said that I need to ask your permission to be put on the squad.
00:08:01Elson, I think these girls are messing with you.
00:08:03I'm the captain of the team, but that doesn't mean I decide the roster the coast is in.
00:08:07Oh, my God.
00:08:09It's alright.
00:08:09Uh, I, I have to go.
00:08:12Cool it down, sweetheart.
00:08:14You look thirsty.
00:08:22Hey, well, great. Well, you guys are gonna be running lapsing, you fuckin' puke.
00:08:26Put it down!
00:08:30What's up?
00:08:32Well, let's get you out of here. I don't want to just see you like this.
00:08:34It's okay, I can just go out.
00:08:35I love you!
00:08:37Let's go!
00:08:47I finally did it.
00:08:48The thing I fantasized about since I was 12 years old.
00:08:52I kissed my brother's best friend, and holy hell it felt good.
00:08:58The captain just got sacked by the team version.
00:09:03Touchdown.
00:09:05I slept.
00:09:12You guys are benched.
00:09:14It's just a joke.
00:09:15Seriously.
00:09:18The captain just got sacked by the team version.
00:09:21Don't look, it's a kisser.
00:09:23In the men's shower, Allison?
00:09:25Unhinged.
00:09:26Does he kiss as good as he looks?
00:09:29Kill me now.
00:09:36What are you doing here?
00:09:38I'm here to pick you up.
00:09:40Obviously.
00:09:42Didn't your practice end like four hours ago?
00:09:44Yes, it did.
00:09:46You've just been waiting.
00:09:47Yeah, and whose fault is it?
00:09:50I messaged you.
00:09:52Oh, crap.
00:09:53I blocked him the second I hit send on that smut.
00:09:55I was dying of embarrassment.
00:09:58I must have missed your message.
00:10:00Sorry.
00:10:01Missed my message?
00:10:04No, I don't think so.
00:10:05I think.
00:10:06I've been blocked for a month.
00:10:08Why?
00:10:09Okay, come on.
00:10:10What?
00:10:11Just give it back.
00:10:12Whatever.
00:10:13Hold on.
00:10:14You're texting Chad?
00:10:16I've been blocked for a month, but you're texting Chad at midnight.
00:10:20You know, Chad is a walking STD.
00:10:21He sleeps with everything that moves.
00:10:23Are you into that?
00:10:24We're doing a school project together.
00:10:26Ah, a school project.
00:10:27Yes.
00:10:27You know, Chad is definitely known for his academic passions.
00:10:30Well, it's the truth.
00:10:31So, can you just give me my phone back, please?
00:10:33Hold on.
00:10:34Let me do something really quick.
00:10:35What are you doing?
00:10:36There you go.
00:10:37Chad is deleted.
00:10:39What?
00:10:39What?
00:10:40Stop.
00:10:40They're already done.
00:10:41That's not cool.
00:10:42You can't do that.
00:10:44That's not fair.
00:10:44Uh, yes it is.
00:10:46Because listen, you're my business now.
00:10:49So right now, I want you to open your phone.
00:10:52I said take your phone out.
00:10:56Cool.
00:10:57Do what?
00:10:58I want you to, uh, pin my contact to the top.
00:11:09Keep it cool, Allison.
00:11:11Act like you've been in a car before.
00:11:13This is literally my fanfic.
00:11:16The car.
00:11:18The moonlit night.
00:11:20And the brooding quarterback.
00:11:21I'm gonna spontaneously combust.
00:11:26Be sure you want me to take your chance.
00:11:29This is all I've ever wanted.
00:11:32My only.
00:11:33My only have ever wanted you.
00:11:39Ah, yes.
00:11:40Brett.
00:11:41Harder.
00:11:43Faster.
00:11:43Faster.
00:11:43I'm coming.
00:11:45What?
00:11:45Erin?
00:11:46Yes.
00:11:47Any a little bit of air.
00:11:48It's really hot in here.
00:11:50I shouldn't mess with her like this.
00:11:52Ron is gonna kill me, but she's too cute.
00:11:57No, I just...
00:11:59No, I just...
00:12:06Oh my God.
00:12:08Even my stories didn't go that far.
00:12:10I mean, if we actually have sex in real life, would I even survive that?
00:12:13You have double exhale condoms, do you see?
00:12:16There you go.
00:12:16I'll tackle those.
00:12:17It's for grow-ups.
00:12:19Do you actually use those?
00:12:20Yeah.
00:12:21They use your prints.
00:12:23There's no way.
00:12:24That's like a sleeping bag.
00:12:27What did you like to know?
00:12:32Yeah, well, you're the one leaving your stash out in the open, so...
00:12:36Yeah, you're the one who tackled me in the boys locker room.
00:12:38You kissed me back.
00:12:39You basically tacked me.
00:12:41I was just trying not to crack my head against the floor.
00:12:49Pathetic.
00:12:50I'm actually pathetic.
00:12:51I thought he kissed me back.
00:12:53I'm such an idiot.
00:12:55Forget I said anything.
00:12:57You know what, why don't we talk about something that matters?
00:12:59Now that you're my responsibility, we're gonna sit in some new ground rules.
00:13:03Excuse me?
00:13:04There's gonna be a 9 p.m. curfew.
00:13:07No parties, no frat boys.
00:13:09And you're gonna share your liability with me all the time.
00:13:11Are you insane?
00:13:13Who do you think you are?
00:13:14My father?
00:13:20I'm a roommate.
00:13:21And I'm also your brother's best friend.
00:13:25So he does just see me as a liability.
00:13:29Yeah.
00:13:30We're roommates.
00:13:31And that means we're equals.
00:13:33And that means you don't get to tell me what to do.
00:13:36So you're forgetting the point where I said that I am your brother's best friend.
00:13:40And Ron has already given me permission to boss you around and do whatever I want you to do to
00:13:45make sure that you're safe.
00:13:46Why don't you consider me your brother Pro Max?
00:13:50Nope.
00:13:52Definitely not thinking of him as a brother extra large.
00:13:55No.
00:13:56Pro Max.
00:13:57Not when he looks like that.
00:14:00You're a pro Max.
00:14:02Yeah.
00:14:02Yeah.
00:14:03This whole thing is ridiculous.
00:14:07First, you delete my friend's number from my phone.
00:14:10Now you're trying to talk to me about curfews and what parties I can go to.
00:14:13You don't get to tell me about them.
00:14:15I'm not your prisoner.
00:14:17You don't control what I do.
00:14:18You're crazy.
00:14:21Yes.
00:14:32Freshman initiation party tonight at club vibe.
00:14:36Fetish slash lingerie dress code.
00:14:39Mandatory for all wannabe cheerleaders.
00:14:42Lingerie?
00:14:43seriously
00:14:45but if I don't go it'll be social suicide
00:14:48and I'll never make the squat
00:14:49I'm not letting Rita win
00:14:53I'm your roommate
00:14:54and I'm also your brother's best friend
00:14:55since that's all he wants to be
00:14:57a roommate, my brother's best friend
00:15:00screw him
00:15:01I don't take orders from those
00:15:23oh my god
00:15:25did you actually show up in lingerie
00:15:31look everyone, the strippers arrived
00:15:34let's all give littleness hooker
00:15:36a round of applause for being tonight's entertainment
00:15:41thanks
00:15:41at least I don't look so
00:15:44ordinary
00:15:45you spend so much of your life trying to embarrass me
00:15:48I'm starting to think you have a crush
00:15:49Rita
00:15:52now, are we gonna have some fun
00:15:54or is everyone just gonna stand around
00:15:56taking pictures of me all night
00:15:59turn the music up
00:15:59let's play a game
00:16:15I dare you
00:16:16to call a guy
00:16:19and get him to come here
00:16:20and make out with you right now
00:16:26shit
00:16:26I don't have any guy friends here
00:16:28Chad is deleted
00:16:30and I can't call Brett
00:16:32what's the matter?
00:16:34no guys want you?
00:16:35tick tock sweetie
00:16:38she's stalling
00:16:39she doesn't have anyone to call
00:16:41you can't get a guy?
00:16:42you dress like a hooker
00:16:44you flash your tits
00:16:44and not a single man wants to claim you?
00:16:46just give me a second
00:16:58yeah, Allison
00:16:58yeah, I
00:17:06that is punishment for wasting your time
00:17:08but you're so thirsty
00:17:11lick it up
00:17:16lick it up
00:17:26Brett
00:17:28what's up?
00:17:30where are you?
00:17:31I'm at club vibe
00:17:32I am
00:17:33I lost a dare
00:17:34yeah?
00:17:36what kind of dare?
00:17:39I need a man to claim me
00:17:41in front of everyone
00:17:42Allison, are you asking me to
00:17:44go to a club after I told you
00:17:46that I didn't think it was a good idea
00:17:47for you to go out of time?
00:17:49come on
00:17:49Brett
00:17:50please, this is serious
00:17:51can you just come get me?
00:17:52no, Allison
00:17:53you know what?
00:17:54you want it to break the rules
00:17:55you enjoy your night
00:17:56Brett, please
00:18:01how dare you even think, Brett?
00:18:03he'd rather die
00:18:04than be seen with a slut like you
00:18:06you literally stalked him
00:18:08into the men's showers
00:18:10I'm surprised he hasn't signed
00:18:12a restraining order yet
00:18:18where do you think you're going?
00:18:19grab her
00:18:20nope
00:18:21get off of me
00:18:22you lost the dare
00:18:23you pay the price
00:18:27you need to loosen up
00:18:28you couldn't get Brett to touch you
00:18:30that's fine
00:18:30we'll help you lower your standards
00:18:35no
00:18:47what was that?
00:18:50oh
00:18:50Jason here has volunteered
00:18:52to help you finish your dare
00:18:57please
00:18:58come on, sweetheart
00:18:59a dare is a dare
00:19:00stop fighting
00:19:04I'm doing you a favor
00:19:05taking that V-card out of your ass
00:19:15please, please stop
00:19:17you're getting this?
00:19:18that's what gets used
00:19:21hey, asshole
00:19:35don't you ever put your hands
00:19:36on my girl again
00:19:37don't you ever put your hands
00:19:38on my girl again
00:19:48Brett, this is a total overreaction
00:19:51Jason and Allie
00:19:52were just having fun together
00:19:53I mean, look at how she's dressed
00:19:55she's practically begging for it
00:20:07you know, I'd better not see any videos of this online
00:20:09or else you are fucking dumb
00:20:12and that goes for everybody
00:20:14I don't want to see one picture of one video
00:20:16does everybody understand that?
00:20:19great
00:20:20we're going to delete them right now
00:20:24yep
00:20:26you okay
00:20:29let's go
00:20:38hey, hey
00:20:39what do you think you're doing, huh?
00:20:42you're sneaking out
00:20:43going to a place like this
00:20:45what would have happened if I hadn't shown up, huh?
00:20:48what did you mean back there?
00:20:53back where?
00:20:55and you told everyone
00:20:58that I'm your girl
00:21:00the literal meaning
00:21:02I completely lost it
00:21:03when that piece of shit was touching you
00:21:06I told Ron that I was going to protect you
00:21:08and that's exactly what I'm doing?
00:21:11yeah
00:21:12I know
00:21:14because I'm just Ron's little sister, huh?
00:21:16hey
00:21:16always causing trouble
00:21:17please just put this on
00:21:19happy?
00:21:20yeah
00:21:25well, you know what?
00:21:26I don't think it's a good idea
00:21:27for you to be going anywhere
00:21:28dressed like this
00:21:29like I'm desperate?
00:21:30no, that's not true
00:21:31I know
00:21:31okay, I'm a total joke
00:21:32bullshit
00:21:33you're trying to impress people
00:21:34that don't matter, okay?
00:21:36these people are not your friends
00:21:37and you're lowering your standards
00:21:38and you don't need to
00:21:39I know, I know
00:21:39obviously I know Rita's not my friend
00:21:41and I know that I'm a pathetic loser
00:21:43and I know that I'm not good enough for you
00:21:45that's not true
00:21:48fuck Rita
00:21:49fuck everybody
00:21:52Allison, you're perfect
00:21:53just the way that you are
00:21:53I don't want to be me, okay?
00:21:55I want to be liked
00:21:56I want to be wanted
00:21:57and I want someone
00:21:59who will answer when I call them
00:22:00I'll always answer when you come
00:22:03I'll always be there
00:22:04so what does that mean?
00:22:06what does that mean for us?
00:22:08what am I
00:22:10to you, Brett?
00:22:11I'm losing my mind
00:22:12I know the rules
00:22:14but
00:22:15look at her
00:22:16all I can think
00:22:18just this once
00:22:20what?
00:22:24say it
00:22:24just say it
00:22:25I'm really trying not to get you hurt
00:22:26in all this
00:22:28because I'm just Ron's little sister?
00:22:30no
00:22:30it's the only reason you look at me, huh?
00:22:33that is not true
00:22:33then tell me
00:22:34that you don't feel anything
00:22:36when you look at me
00:22:37tell me there's nothing happening right now
00:22:39I can't
00:22:41and you can't actually do anything about it either
00:22:45so you know what?
00:22:46just forget it
00:22:47forget I said anything
00:22:50I'm done begging you
00:22:52I'm done
00:22:52no, Allison
00:22:53Allison, stop it
00:23:01listen
00:23:01there is a line
00:23:02that I am trying
00:23:03to not cross
00:23:05why?
00:23:07because if I do
00:23:08I won't be able to stop
00:23:12it says that you have to stop
00:23:16please don't stop
00:23:17please don't stop
00:23:38what are you doing?
00:23:40we're hurting everything
00:23:53yo, what's up loser?
00:23:59Allie?
00:24:00are you with Brett right now?
00:24:04swear to god guys
00:24:04what are you doing right now?
00:24:06talk to me
00:24:06I FaceTimed Ron
00:24:11what is he doing?
00:24:12is he seriously going to kiss me
00:24:14in front of Ron?
00:24:19yeah, your eyes are super red
00:24:21hey Ron, what's up man?
00:24:22what?
00:24:23Allie called me
00:24:24dumbass
00:24:25and I sign up
00:24:26and I sign up to see your face
00:24:27two inches away from hers
00:24:28so you guys better have
00:24:29a good ass explanation right now
00:24:30or I'm going to come over there
00:24:31and beat your ass
00:24:32it's
00:24:33it was an accident
00:24:34okay
00:24:35we just
00:24:36I butt dialed you
00:24:37we went to the freshman party
00:24:39and
00:24:40and
00:24:40I was leaving
00:24:41and something
00:24:42got in my eye
00:24:43and so Brett
00:24:44was helping me
00:24:45and I was holding the flashlight
00:24:46okay
00:24:47chill
00:24:48really?
00:24:49yeah, look
00:24:53it's really dry
00:24:54okay
00:24:54my eye is like dying
00:24:58alright
00:24:58Brett
00:24:59if that's true
00:25:00you guys got to take care of two
00:25:01I don't know
00:25:01like an urgent care
00:25:02right now or something
00:25:03I need you to take care of that
00:25:04I was uh
00:25:05I was going to you right after
00:25:06I got it
00:25:09peace
00:25:09bye
00:25:13oh my god
00:25:13that was really really close
00:25:17Dave it's uh
00:25:18it's going
00:25:18we should
00:25:19you forgot something
00:25:20no Ellie
00:25:20it's late
00:25:21come on
00:25:22you almost kissed me
00:25:23hey Allison
00:25:25stop
00:25:30quit acting so childish
00:25:35you know the only thing
00:25:37that I need to quit
00:25:40is you
00:25:48alright ladies
00:25:49physical assessments
00:25:50today
00:25:51Allison
00:25:52you're up first
00:25:53you
00:25:54you
00:25:54yeah
00:26:26I see you.
00:26:28Yeah, looking flexible, Allison.
00:26:31You can wrap those legs around my shoulders any day, baby.
00:26:34Shut up.
00:26:42Hey, uh...
00:26:43Hey, watch it.
00:26:45What's your problem?
00:26:48Hm?
00:26:57Partner up! Stretching drills!
00:27:03Solo, Allison? Let me help. I'm real hands-on.
00:27:07Mm. I'm okay.
00:27:10Come on. It'll be fun. I promise.
00:27:14Look, Chad, you're really...
00:27:17Uh, excuse me.
00:27:20I'm not with anyone.
00:27:23Um, I don't need rescuing, so...
00:27:25That's right.
00:27:26She doesn't need to keep her, Brett.
00:27:29Excuse me.
00:27:34Walk away, Chad.
00:27:36Right now.
00:27:38Whatever, man. You're lost.
00:27:45What are you doing?
00:27:47What?
00:27:47Are you jealous or something?
00:27:49No, I'm not jealous.
00:27:51What was that?
00:27:51I promised Ron that I would take care of you.
00:27:53Keeping the vultures away.
00:27:54Just doing my job.
00:27:58First exercise, partner sit-ups.
00:28:03Alright, come on.
00:28:05You first.
00:28:11Let's go! We don't have all day!
00:28:14You ready, Rookie?
00:28:15I'm trying to detox Brett.
00:28:17But how am I supposed to do that if he's everywhere?
00:28:20Let's go! We don't have all day!
00:28:23You wanna play?
00:28:25Fine.
00:28:26Let's play.
00:28:56What do you think you're doing, huh?
00:28:59You're not doing anything.
00:29:01Stop it.
00:29:03Stop where?
00:29:06Switch positions!
00:29:09You're turned.
00:29:11Shhh.
00:29:12Shhh.
00:29:13Shhh.
00:29:14Shhh.
00:29:14Shhh.
00:29:14Shhh.
00:29:15Shhh.
00:29:16Shhh.
00:29:17Shhh.
00:29:17Shhh.
00:29:18Shhh.
00:29:21Whenever you're ready.
00:29:23She's trying to kill me.
00:29:25Aaand it's working.
00:29:28Shhh.
00:29:28Shhh.
00:29:31Shhh.
00:29:32She's your best friend's sister.
00:29:34Shhh.
00:29:34Shhh.
00:29:36Shhh.
00:29:37Shhh.
00:29:42Shhh.
00:29:44Shhh.
00:29:50what the hell am i doing you okay bruh and done allison you killed it today
00:29:58you're going to be our lead flyer in the next game really wow thank you
00:30:07congratulations uh quit flirting you two
00:30:16north of me
00:30:32oh my
00:30:45can you please get me a paper towel yeah yeah for sure here
00:30:50jesus i'm so sorry
00:30:53okay brain bleach i need brain bleach but
00:30:57damn it how do i unsee that how do i stop my heart from kicking its way out of my
00:31:02chest
00:31:02okay it's fine just it's okay just forget it okay i'm doing laundry i'm sorry i spilled
00:31:07milk on you i um didn't you know you're not really wearing any clothes and it and neither
00:31:14are you you're just as dressed as i am you're wearing shorts and nothing else and you're
00:31:19looking where you're going so okay i said i was sorry all right listen i just why aren't you still
00:31:26here why aren't you still here why wouldn't i be here this is my morning routine i don't know it's
00:31:318 30. isn't the whole tier squad supposed to be meeting today at 7 o'clock for like a hair
00:31:35and
00:31:36makeup thing what nobody told me that had oh my god she's gonna kill me this is how i'm gonna
00:31:43get
00:31:43kicked off the team she's gonna she's gonna kill me because i'm late for our first performance
00:31:46hey hey hey hey hey it's okay well i'll try okay thank you
00:32:03get all your stuff yeah um i have to go okay thanks bye
00:32:18did you just see that that rookie just rolled up with brett harrison and she was in the shotgun
00:32:24never lets any girl sit there enjoy it while it lasts nobody takes brett from me
00:32:38hey uh sorry i'm late i didn't know the call time was 7 a.m don't make excuses scott
00:32:44late is late you're just too lazy
00:32:56hey what's your problem my problem is you dragging the whole team down
00:33:00it's the first game and you can't even be on time like i said nobody
00:33:08no hey stop are you crazy consider this a lesson to understand punctuality
00:33:17stop you want to fight i'll give you a reason
00:33:26hey hey what are you doing what do you think you're doing huh
00:33:29get your fucking hands off this is the girls locker room cool get out
00:33:34get out of here all of you get out of here right now did you hear me get out
00:33:42you okay
00:33:44it's fine
00:33:47i just can't go out there like this so i'm just gonna have to tell coach that i'm sick
00:33:51or something it's gonna be okay we have enough time trust me
00:33:57hi hello listen i need you to go to the school and i need you to meet me in the
00:34:01woman's locker room
00:34:01right now
00:34:06all right hey listen use my jersey make you look better than the original all right
00:34:35oh shit is that even allison
00:34:48she looks
00:34:50stony
00:34:53look at you you look uh you look fantastic
00:34:56you know i think you look better in that jersey than i ever did
00:34:58it's because you've never had to wear eyeliner
00:35:00you know that's true that's that's true i have
00:35:03hey are you sure it's okay that we cut up your jersey right before the game
00:35:07yeah you're the only thing here that managed me
00:35:11really
00:35:13to you as as your best friend's sister
00:35:20all right time's ticking let's move allison i don't know whatever this look is
00:35:31but it works but it works you take center let's go
00:35:39okay
00:35:40okay
00:35:41hey uh
00:35:47where's the lake
00:35:51okay
00:35:57ladies and gentlemen please welcome our state university cheerleading squad
00:36:01okay
00:36:05one two three go
00:36:07whoo
00:36:10whoo
00:36:11whoo
00:36:12whoo
00:36:13whoo
00:36:15whoo
00:36:24whoo
00:36:30whoo
00:36:31whoo
00:36:35who is that girl she's on fire
00:36:38it's allison scott
00:36:39you know she had moves
00:36:45allison is seriously so hot
00:36:48i mean damn
00:36:49i'm definitely making my move after the game tonight
00:36:52embodying that uniform
00:36:53woo
00:36:54you're getting lucky tonight
00:36:57stay with you
00:36:58i don't have to
00:36:59see girls like that
00:37:00you always come running to guys like me
00:37:03i'm telling you right now
00:37:04you don't fuck off
00:37:05the only thing that's gonna be chasing you
00:37:07is my fist
00:37:18he's on the 30 yard line
00:37:20the 20
00:37:21the 10
00:37:25touchdown
00:37:26bet harrison does it again
00:37:27state wins
00:37:29yes
00:37:29oh
00:37:44hey
00:37:45oh
00:37:45congrats
00:37:47on the win captain that was really good
00:37:49thank you
00:37:49you know it's uh
00:37:50it's really just another tuesday for me
00:37:52okay shut up
00:37:53oh
00:37:57kiss
00:37:58kiss
00:37:59kiss
00:38:00kiss
00:38:01kiss
00:38:01kiss
00:38:02kiss
00:38:02kiss
00:38:03kiss
00:38:03kiss
00:38:04kiss
00:38:04kiss
00:38:04kiss
00:38:04kiss
00:38:08kiss
00:38:09kiss
00:38:09kiss
00:38:09kiss
00:38:10kiss
00:38:15kiss
00:38:16kiss
00:38:16kiss
00:38:17kiss
00:38:18kiss
00:38:19kiss
00:38:19kiss
00:38:24Now we got ourselves a good old kiss camp standoff.
00:38:27I haven't seen one of these in years.
00:38:32Come on, Allison.
00:38:33Let's give the people what they want.
00:38:35I know I shouldn't kiss my brother's best friend.
00:38:41Oh, but I want it.
00:38:57Wait, what?
00:39:03I can't believe this is happening.
00:39:06Kiss camp, me, and Brett.
00:39:17Allison, don't pass out.
00:39:22Thanks for keeping chat at bay.
00:39:25No problem.
00:39:34This is insane.
00:39:35I shouldn't kiss my best friend's sister.
00:39:38But it feels so right.
00:39:41I never want it to end.
00:39:46Harrison!
00:39:56What the hell do you think you're doing kissing my sister and from the entire school?
00:40:00Ron, just calm down, okay?
00:40:01You're making a scene.
00:40:02I'm making a scene?
00:40:03Yeah.
00:40:03I'm making a scene.
00:40:04You two were swallowing each other's faces on the Jumbotron.
00:40:07Stop beating like this, okay?
00:40:09Are you serious right now?
00:40:11If I hadn't stepped in, you two would have needed to get a rope.
00:40:16You're unbelievable.
00:40:18I hate you.
00:40:22Dude, I'm...
00:40:23No, no, no, no, you cut the crap.
00:40:24You tell me right now what's happening between you two.
00:40:26I promise.
00:40:27Do not bullshit me!
00:40:28Do not bullshit me!
00:40:29Absolutely nothing.
00:40:30I'm serious.
00:40:31Nothing.
00:40:32Fucking lying.
00:40:33I saw the way you kissed her.
00:40:35Okay?
00:40:35She is not another one of your conquests.
00:40:37I know that.
00:40:38So you stay in your lane.
00:40:39Because she is my sister, and I'm warning you.
00:40:42You do not cross me.
00:40:43You do not!
00:40:44I promise.
00:40:45Dude.
00:40:46Fuck.
00:40:48Fuck.
00:40:49Okay.
00:40:51Hey, we need to talk.
00:40:53No!
00:40:54I sound like a mom!
00:40:56This is ridiculous.
00:40:58Why am I texting him?
00:40:59He's literally in the next room.
00:41:01You know what?
00:41:03Just go in there.
00:41:04Just ask him, hey, Brett, what the hell was that kiss?
00:41:08He kissed me back.
00:41:09He can't deny it this time.
00:41:10It's recorded and live stream.
00:41:14Okay.
00:41:15Do or die.
00:41:22What are you doing?
00:41:23Getting groceries.
00:41:24What do you think I'm doing?
00:41:26I'm taking a hot bath.
00:41:27Well, I think you should do something else.
00:41:29I think this hot tub is big enough for both of us.
00:41:32She has no idea what she's doing to me.
00:41:35Brett.
00:41:37What happened at the kiss cam today?
00:41:40I know you didn't hate it.
00:41:41I can't talk about the kiss cam.
00:41:44Hi.
00:41:45You can't talk about the kiss cam?
00:41:47Like, are you that much of a coward?
00:41:49Oh, you know what?
00:41:50I'm not talking about the kiss cam thing because there's nothing to talk about.
00:41:54It was a kiss cam at a game and we did it.
00:41:57Do you want to get real, Ellie?
00:41:58The fun's over.
00:41:59It's finished.
00:42:00Do you understand?
00:42:04Don't you dare.
00:42:05No, don't you dare look like that.
00:42:06I'm not doing anything.
00:42:07No, no, no.
00:42:08That's not fair, okay?
00:42:09Do you think I'm trying to be a jerk?
00:42:10Do you think I'm trying to be an asshole?
00:42:13Don't you understand how hard you're making this for me?
00:42:14You're coming in here in your fucking bikini, huh?
00:42:16Yeah, I don't know what you're doing.
00:42:18I'm not doing anything.
00:42:19Yes, you are.
00:42:21You know what?
00:42:21Even if I was, I guess I'm just playing into the game.
00:42:24Because that's all this is, yeah?
00:42:27Okay, so then earlier I should have kissed Chad.
00:42:29I had two options, you and him, and I picked wrong.
00:42:36Don't say stupid shit like that, Ellie.
00:42:39Chad's a predator and a loser.
00:42:41And you do deserve somebody a lot better than that, okay?
00:42:46I can't.
00:42:52Oh.
00:42:54Is he hard?
00:42:59Well, at least Chad is honest about what he wants.
00:43:02You don't think I'm being honest?
00:43:09Oh, it's getting hot in here.
00:43:11You know, biology.
00:43:15Whether it's biology or not,
00:43:18I'm the one who's causing it.
00:43:24Allie, Brett, you guys out here?
00:43:26Fucking shit, what the fuck is he doing here?
00:43:28You have to get out.
00:43:29I can't get out.
00:43:30If I get out, he's going to see me with my flagpole
00:43:31and he's going to kill me.
00:43:32Okay, well, yeah, he definitely can't see us like this.
00:43:34So I, I'm going to get out.
00:43:36Okay, cool.
00:43:37Allie, hey.
00:43:39Oh my God, he's telling you.
00:43:40Allie, hey.
00:43:41Just get under.
00:43:42Get under what?
00:43:43Brett?
00:43:43I have to get down.
00:43:48Allie.
00:43:49Hi.
00:43:50Shown alone?
00:43:52Yeah, but I'm naked.
00:43:53Run, I'm naked.
00:43:54No, okay.
00:43:54Get out.
00:43:57You're, you're not though.
00:44:00Okay, well, I also have a vibe and you're ruining it, so.
00:44:04I'm sorry, I just, I wanted to get my charger.
00:44:06I left it on here yesterday.
00:44:07You got it, so.
00:44:08I also wanted to say that
00:44:12I think you did a great job today.
00:44:15I mean it, you kicked ass.
00:44:16And I'm sorry that I was, uh,
00:44:18an asshole about it.
00:44:21Thanks.
00:44:27Okay, but, but, but what was the kiss cam thing?
00:44:30Seeing my best friend just
00:44:31suck my sister's face off traumatized me.
00:44:34So I'm just wondering why you did that.
00:44:39Ron, I mean it's a kiss cam.
00:44:40It's a game.
00:44:41Everyone does it.
00:44:43A game?
00:44:44I just feel like it's kind of, I don't know, a dream.
00:44:46This is a guy that you've had a crush on your whole life.
00:44:49Well, it was him or it was Chad.
00:44:51So, who did you want me to pick?
00:44:53That's fair.
00:44:55Chad sucks.
00:44:56Yeah.
00:44:57Tone it down a little bit, okay?
00:44:58Okay.
00:44:58He's my best friend and I don't want things to be weird.
00:45:02They won't be.
00:45:06Okay, thanks.
00:45:09What was that?
00:45:12What was that?
00:45:15Sorry.
00:45:16I got water in my nose.
00:45:17Okay.
00:45:18I'm okay.
00:45:19Don't drown.
00:45:19Okay.
00:45:19Okay?
00:45:20Have a good soak, I guess.
00:45:21Okay.
00:45:23Bye.
00:45:24Bye.
00:45:30God, the illegal is going to die.
00:45:34Good talk.
00:45:35Wait.
00:45:38I have to ask you something.
00:45:41I'm going to ask him out on a date.
00:45:43Don't be the little sister, Allison.
00:45:45Be the girl he kissed.
00:45:46There's this, like, stupid event thing tomorrow.
00:45:50I was just wondering if you would want to go with me.
00:46:00I got plans, Allie.
00:46:04Okay.
00:46:05Yeah, whatever.
00:46:06I just...
00:46:20Brett?
00:46:24I guess we have the same plans.
00:46:30Except his are with Rita, not me.
00:46:42Look.
00:46:43Charity case is running a charity sale.
00:46:45She's finally getting back.
00:46:47Did you know Allison hand makes these little trinkets?
00:46:49It's giving kindergarten arts and crafts.
00:46:52I didn't know you two were coming together.
00:46:55I came by myself.
00:46:56Brett was kind enough to help me with my family's donation.
00:47:00Daddy donated a little of his collection.
00:47:02Nothing major.
00:47:03Just some Birkin bags, some vintage Rolex watches.
00:47:07Let's see what you're peddling here, Allie.
00:47:11Huh.
00:47:12How much are you asking for this?
00:47:14$15.
00:47:15I made it myself.
00:47:17$15?
00:47:18For some plastic and twine.
00:47:20You don't have to buy it.
00:47:21It's ambitious.
00:47:23You know, I don't think it's ambitious enough.
00:47:26I'm going to take every single one of these bracelets.
00:47:33You want to say $500 a piece?
00:47:37Are you insane?
00:47:38You actually want this garbage.
00:47:40You know, I value the artist.
00:47:41That's just how expensive something looks.
00:47:43So, $500?
00:47:44What's that supposed to mean?
00:47:45She's nothing.
00:47:46No, you're nothing.
00:47:47Especially compared to her.
00:47:49How dare you compare me to this peasant?
00:47:53Why don't you get out of here?
00:47:55No, I'm serious.
00:47:56Don't come back to this table again.
00:48:01You know, I do think this stuff is pretty...
00:48:02What are you doing?
00:48:03What do you mean?
00:48:05You can't keep doing this to me.
00:48:07You blew me off yesterday.
00:48:08And then today you come and you buy all of my jewelry?
00:48:11You're distant with me one second,
00:48:12and then you defend me the next.
00:48:14What do you want?
00:48:15I'm just trying to...
00:48:17Allison.
00:48:18Party at my place.
00:48:20Celebrating the big win.
00:48:22You coming?
00:48:24I don't know.
00:48:25You're not interested.
00:48:27She's a grown woman.
00:48:29She can speak for herself.
00:48:32So, what do you say?
00:48:35You're not going anywhere.
00:48:37And there goes the big brother act again.
00:48:40Who does he think he is toying with my feelings like this?
00:48:43You hate Chad, Brett?
00:48:44Fine.
00:48:45Chad's my new best friend, then.
00:48:46No, yeah.
00:48:48Sounds fun.
00:48:52I'll be there.
00:49:01There she is, my guest of honor.
00:49:05Damn, Allison, you look sexy.
00:49:07Oh.
00:49:09Thanks.
00:49:13It's a cool party.
00:49:14Yeah, you know, I threw this whole thing just for you.
00:49:18Really, for me?
00:49:19Why did you do that?
00:49:21You're single.
00:49:22I'm single.
00:49:23You need another reason?
00:49:26So, what's the deal with you and Brett, huh?
00:49:29No deal.
00:49:30There's nothing happening between us.
00:49:32He's just a friend of a friend of my brother.
00:49:37It's his loss.
00:49:38My gain.
00:49:41Hey, you picked the wrong guy to kiss on the cam, Allison.
00:49:45Let's fix that.
00:49:50Yeah.
00:49:51No, why not?
00:49:52There's nothing between me and Brett, obviously.
00:49:55Maybe I should just move on.
00:49:56You ever play the Pocky Challenge?
00:49:58No.
00:49:59What's that?
00:50:00We each bite from one end until one of us chickens out.
00:50:18Damn it.
00:50:19Why am I thinking about him at a time like this?
00:50:22Come on, Allison.
00:50:24You're already here.
00:50:35Fine.
00:50:37But I play to win.
00:50:43Pocky, check it out.
00:50:44Ten bucks say they kiss.
00:51:00Dude, what the fuck?
00:51:02Game's over.
00:51:03Let's go.
00:51:04Excuse me.
00:51:05What are you doing, huh?
00:51:05Get off of me.
00:51:06What do you think you're doing?
00:51:07You're ruining my night.
00:51:08Do you think I care that I'm ruining your night?
00:51:10What do you think Ron would think if he knew you were happy?
00:51:11Don't care.
00:51:12How about you elect your someone who gives a fuck?
00:51:14Come on.
00:51:14Okay?
00:51:14No more of these stupid games.
00:51:15You don't have to play this shit.
00:51:16Let's go.
00:51:17Let's go.
00:51:17I don't have to play these stupid games.
00:51:19I'm playing them because I want to.
00:51:23Get the fuck away from me.
00:51:34Oh, my God.
00:51:35Oh, shit.
00:51:51Oh, my God.
00:51:54Oh, my God.
00:52:06You okay?
00:52:07I can't.
00:52:07I can't.
00:52:08I can't feel it.
00:52:09I can't feel it.
00:52:10Just try to breathe.
00:52:11All right.
00:52:12Hey.
00:52:15I'm going to be okay.
00:52:17All right.
00:52:18Let's get you.
00:52:19Let's get you.
00:52:20All right.
00:52:30Just put me down, Brett.
00:52:32Here you go.
00:52:32Put you down.
00:52:34You know, you could have died.
00:52:36And Chad, I mean, my God, you have no business being around that guy, let alone being this
00:52:40close to kissing him, huh?
00:52:41Anybody who's have a brain cell would realize he's a total fucking douchebag, right?
00:52:44That's not fair.
00:52:46What's not fair?
00:52:48What's not fair?
00:52:49What am I not understanding?
00:52:50Huh?
00:52:50What don't I understand?
00:52:51That I don't know how this works, okay?
00:52:54I'm sorry.
00:52:55I'm figuring it out.
00:52:56I don't know how guys work all the time.
00:52:58You know what?
00:52:59That's fantastic.
00:53:00I'm so happy that you're able to admit that, okay?
00:53:02You're not any better than me.
00:53:04I'm not any better?
00:53:04What did I do?
00:53:05How am I not any better?
00:53:07What are you talking about?
00:53:08You're worse.
00:53:08I jumped in the pool.
00:53:09I saved your life.
00:53:10And now what?
00:53:11I'm an asshole?
00:53:12How am I worse?
00:53:13You're worse because you saved me when I was drowning.
00:53:16Yeah.
00:53:17Because you gave me your uniform when mine was ruined.
00:53:20Because you caught me when I fell in front of everyone.
00:53:23Because you drove me to school when I was late.
00:53:25Yeah, I know.
00:53:26I sound like such a total jerk.
00:53:29You know, I don't understand.
00:53:33You made me fall in love with you.
00:53:38That's the worst thing.
00:53:40Don't say that.
00:53:40I did.
00:53:41No, no.
00:53:41I fell in love with you.
00:53:42I'm in love with you.
00:53:43And you're my brother's best friend.
00:53:45I know that.
00:53:46I know.
00:53:46So then why do you keep swooping in and saving me like a hero and then pushing me away?
00:53:52Am I crazy?
00:53:54Do you not feel anything?
00:53:57Because you're playing with my feelings and you can't keep doing that.
00:54:01Okay?
00:54:03I want you to tell me to stop.
00:54:06Tell me that you don't want this.
00:54:07Tell me you want me to get away from you right now.
00:54:09I'm going to tell you to stop.
00:54:11I'm never going to tell you to stop.
00:54:18Fuck it.
00:54:34I've wanted to do that for so long.
00:54:44Listen, you have no idea.
00:54:46Every single time I saw you, it was him.
00:54:48I always just wanted to tell you that you've always been more to me than just my best friend and
00:54:54sister.
00:54:55Why didn't you say anything?
00:54:58I made a promise to Ron.
00:55:00But you know what?
00:55:07I don't give a fuck about promises anymore.
00:55:19I think about you every day, every morning, and every night.
00:55:27And every single time I close my eyes, it's you that I see.
00:55:34Every time.
00:55:46I want you to take me right here, right now.
00:56:05So what do we know?
00:56:11What do you want us to be?
00:56:15What do you want me to be?
00:56:18I want you to be mine.
00:56:22I think I already am.
00:56:27But what about Ron?
00:56:29He's going to kill you.
00:56:31I know Ron loves you very much.
00:56:33He's very protectable to brother,
00:56:35but I think he'll come around when he sees
00:56:39how much I love you.
00:56:46I don't know.
00:56:47I think we should maybe keep it a secret.
00:56:53Just for now.
00:56:55I don't want to keep it a secret.
00:56:57I know.
00:57:00But it's just for a little
00:57:03until we find the right moment.
00:57:05Yeah.
00:57:07Yeah.
00:57:08I won't do your work.
00:57:10We'll be secret lovers.
00:57:28Thinking about you.
00:57:37Hi, Captain.
00:57:39When are you coming to pick me up?
00:57:40I am currently stuck in the worst traffic ever right now.
00:57:44I'm two seconds away from ditching my car
00:57:45and just sprinting to you.
00:57:47Aw.
00:57:48Well, as much as I'd love to see you running to me,
00:57:52don't.
00:57:53My legs are killing me,
00:57:54and I really like your car.
00:57:57Oh, I know you love my car.
00:57:59He grabbed me by the waist,
00:58:01hoisting me up,
00:58:01putting me on the hood of his car.
00:58:03Brett, stop.
00:58:04Don't read my smut.
00:58:06I'm telling you,
00:58:07every single word that you've ever written
00:58:09is etched into my heart,
00:58:10into my soul.
00:58:12Betrayal's kisses from my neck
00:58:14to my breasts.
00:58:15gently sucking and biting.
00:58:17Holy shit.
00:58:19That is literal trash,
00:58:21but why does it sound like Fifty Shades of Grey
00:58:23when he says it?
00:58:25I feel so hot right now.
00:58:29Palm's my center.
00:58:31Slowly massaging my folds.
00:58:33Are you away, Allie?
00:58:34Fuck.
00:58:39Catch your miracles with pockets full of gold.
00:58:43Oh my god, someone's coming.
00:58:44I have to go fake my own death.
00:58:46Bye.
00:58:46I'm glad that somebody's coming.
00:58:48I'm glad that somebody's coming.
00:59:07Hey, are you okay?
00:59:09You sounded sick.
00:59:10Do you need help?
00:59:11Mind your own business,
00:59:12Virgin Mary.
00:59:12You think just because Brett
00:59:14took a chance on you once,
00:59:15you're on my level now?
00:59:17I was just trying to help.
00:59:20Save it for someone
00:59:21who gives a damn.
00:59:24Shoot.
00:59:26I'm late.
00:59:46Brett.
00:59:47That's Allison's.
00:59:48Uh, I found it in the bathroom.
00:59:51If I'd known it was your little girlfriends,
00:59:52I never would have touched it.
01:00:10See what you're up to.
01:00:13Hey.
01:00:14Hey.
01:00:15You found my bag.
01:00:15I was looking for that.
01:00:17No problem.
01:00:21Attention, all members of the cheerleading squad.
01:00:24It has been brought to our attention
01:00:26that apparently someone on this squad
01:00:28is using illegal drugs.
01:00:30I strongly suggest
01:00:31whoever's responsible to come forward now,
01:00:34otherwise,
01:00:35will be forced to contact the campus police
01:00:37for a thorough search.
01:00:39Well,
01:00:39I think we all know someone
01:00:41who would do anything.
01:00:42to stop being the fat friend.
01:00:44Right?
01:00:45I'm sorry,
01:00:45but I just saw you throwing up
01:00:47in the bathroom like 10 minutes ago.
01:00:48Excuse me.
01:00:48I was fixing my makeup.
01:00:50Sounded like you were retching.
01:00:52And I asked you if you were okay.
01:00:53Look at this.
01:00:54This is perfection.
01:00:55It's every girl's dream.
01:00:56I don't need shortcuts.
01:00:58And we all know someone
01:00:59who could lose a little weight.
01:01:00I mean, after all,
01:01:01who came in with
01:01:01zero athletic ability
01:01:03and suddenly has endless energy?
01:01:05Search me.
01:01:06I have nothing to hide.
01:01:11Your turn, Scott.
01:01:13Sure, but I...
01:01:15Rita!
01:01:17Jackpot.
01:01:18Well, well, well.
01:01:20Look who needs drugs
01:01:21to keep up with the real athletes.
01:01:23I knew it.
01:01:24No one gets that good
01:01:26that quick without cheating.
01:01:28Allison,
01:01:29performance-enhancing substances
01:01:31are grounds for immediate dismissal
01:01:33of a squad.
01:01:33Coach, I promise you
01:01:34I've never seen those before, okay?
01:01:36Those aren't mine.
01:01:37Right.
01:01:38A cheater and a liar.
01:01:41Coach, please listen to me.
01:01:42I've never seen those.
01:01:44I don't know what they are.
01:01:45I'm lying.
01:01:46It's the only way a cow like her
01:01:48could ever compete with us.
01:01:49They're mine.
01:01:50Yeah, those are actually
01:01:52my vitamins.
01:01:53Did you forget?
01:01:54I asked you to hold on
01:01:55to my vitamins this morning.
01:01:57Yeah, sorry.
01:01:57I should have labeled them
01:01:58or something.
01:01:59He's right.
01:02:00They're just vitamins.
01:02:01No, they aren't.
01:02:02Uh, Miss Russo,
01:02:03how is it that you come
01:02:05to possess such extensive knowledge
01:02:06of these banned substances?
01:02:08I just...
01:02:10They look suspicious.
01:02:12Well, we were just worried
01:02:14about the integrity of the team.
01:02:16Yeah, we wanted to make sure
01:02:17everything was legitimate.
01:02:18That's enough.
01:02:19All I see here are three bullies
01:02:21trying to frame a teammate.
01:02:23Rita, you are stripped of captaincy
01:02:25effective immediately.
01:02:27What?
01:02:27You can't do that.
01:02:29Championships are in two weeks.
01:02:30Nobody else knows
01:02:31the whole routine.
01:02:32I mean, I know it.
01:02:33Yeah, every count,
01:02:34every formation,
01:02:35I could step up and do it.
01:02:38You little bitch.
01:02:39You think you can just
01:02:39walk in here
01:02:40and steal everything from me?
01:02:41That's enough, Rita.
01:02:43My decision is final.
01:02:48Listen up.
01:02:49When it's Allison's turn
01:02:50for the basket toss,
01:02:51you're gonna have
01:02:52a little timing issue.
01:02:53You want us to drop her?
01:02:55She could get seriously hurt.
01:02:56That's the point.
01:02:58Accidents happen
01:02:59all the time in cheerleading.
01:03:00So tragic.
01:03:01I can't do that.
01:03:02Coach will kill me.
01:03:04Fine.
01:03:04Then say goodbye
01:03:05to those little supplements
01:03:06that keep you fitting
01:03:06in your uniforms.
01:03:08I know everything, girls.
01:03:10Every dirty little secret.
01:03:11Do exactly as I say
01:03:13or you're gone.
01:03:14Your call.
01:03:15And make sure
01:03:16she falls hard enough
01:03:16she never gets back up.
01:03:25Very sweet.
01:03:28What happened back there?
01:03:29How did you know
01:03:30that Rita put those vitamins
01:03:31in my purse?
01:03:32I saw Rita putting something
01:03:33in your bag.
01:03:35So I swapped it out.
01:03:37I knew it.
01:03:39I knew she was up to something.
01:03:40You know I heard her
01:03:40in the bathroom
01:03:41like ten minutes before.
01:03:43Yeah.
01:03:44She was throwing up.
01:03:45It was when we were...
01:03:48when we were having...
01:03:53bone sex.
01:03:56So she's the one
01:03:57who interrupted
01:03:57my grand finale.
01:03:59Allison, do you have any idea
01:04:00how hard it was to stop?
01:04:03Hey, do you...
01:04:05Do you think I'm fat?
01:04:07No, seriously.
01:04:07Go put that garbage
01:04:08in your head.
01:04:09I don't want you
01:04:10to say anything like that again.
01:04:11I mean, I'm being serious, though.
01:04:12I'm being serious, too.
01:04:13Allison.
01:04:15Perfect.
01:04:15Just who you are.
01:04:16Yeah.
01:04:18I'll always be there
01:04:20to catch you when you fall.
01:04:23Always.
01:04:26All right.
01:04:27On the count,
01:04:28you both perform
01:04:29an elevated prep.
01:04:30Rita, you're up first.
01:04:31Then Allison.
01:04:44Okay.
01:04:45Allison.
01:04:46Hey.
01:04:47Great job, you guys.
01:04:48You killed it.
01:05:12I told you to catch you.
01:05:15Brett,
01:05:16you just saved my life.
01:05:21I guess that makes me
01:05:22like a backup tree weed
01:05:23or something, huh?
01:05:25Are you serious, Scott?
01:05:27You bailed on the stunt
01:05:28so you could dry hump
01:05:29the football captain?
01:05:30Are you kidding me?
01:05:31They almost dropped me.
01:05:32I could have been paralyzed.
01:05:33I could have died.
01:05:34That would have been
01:05:35the best news of my life.
01:05:36Rita,
01:05:37that is a disgusting thing to say.
01:05:40Leave the gym
01:05:40and think very carefully
01:05:41about your future
01:05:42on this team.
01:05:45Oh, Brett.
01:05:48Oh, my gosh.
01:05:49I really appreciate that catch.
01:05:50I almost had a heart attack.
01:05:52All right, everyone.
01:05:53In light of performances
01:05:54and character,
01:05:56I am so proud
01:05:57to announce
01:05:58Allison Scott
01:05:59as the new captain.
01:06:03Wow.
01:06:04Thanks.
01:06:13And that's game.
01:06:14State loses 21-35.
01:06:19Allie.
01:06:20Look, I know.
01:06:21It's not what you wanted.
01:06:22It's okay.
01:06:23Because you did good.
01:06:24That's all that matters.
01:06:25Thanks, bro.
01:06:26I'm going to go take a piss.
01:06:27I'll be right back.
01:06:27Ew.
01:06:28Don't ever touch me again, weirdo.
01:06:30Yo.
01:06:31Allison.
01:06:32She is.
01:06:33Looking good, baby.
01:06:34Y'all do private shows?
01:06:36You know,
01:06:37something with a little extra
01:06:37bump and grind?
01:06:39You're so gross.
01:06:42Yo, what the hell?
01:06:43Are you serious?
01:06:44What?
01:06:44What's going on?
01:06:45I'm just waiting for the MVP.
01:06:47Yo, don't play with me, bitch.
01:06:48You've been teasing me for weeks.
01:06:50I hate your dreams.
01:06:52How about you spend more time
01:06:53training on the field
01:06:54so that what happens today
01:06:55never happens again?
01:06:57You think you're so fucking special.
01:07:00Why?
01:07:00You know, everyone knows
01:07:01how you got the captain's position.
01:07:03How?
01:07:03By sucking your way to the top.
01:07:06I mean, that must be
01:07:07how you got out there.
01:07:08Considering how much you suck
01:07:09while you play.
01:07:11You shameless whore.
01:07:12Hey!
01:07:14What more money?
01:07:15I do.
01:07:16You're defending your slut's honor, huh?
01:07:18She's a public boss.
01:07:20Everybody gets a ride.
01:07:23Hey!
01:07:24Hey!
01:07:25Hey, fuckface.
01:07:26You keep my sister's name
01:07:28out of your fucking mouth!
01:07:30Hey!
01:07:30Hey!
01:07:31Hey!
01:07:32Hey!
01:07:33Hey!
01:07:34That's enough!
01:07:35What's going on here?
01:07:36I mean, coach, we all saw it.
01:07:37Chad was gonna hit her.
01:07:39You're gonna hit her?
01:07:40No.
01:07:41Get my office now.
01:07:42You!
01:07:43With me!
01:07:44This is a really nasty cut, okay?
01:07:46Let's...
01:07:47We should take you to the ER, okay?
01:07:49All right.
01:07:51You sure you're all right?
01:07:56It's a really nasty cut, Brett.
01:07:58You could have broken your hand.
01:08:00Yeah, well, it was totally worth it.
01:08:02Never let anybody get a bit of cheating like that.
01:08:05Shut up.
01:08:12You know, I could kind of get used to this,
01:08:13having Nurse Allison around,
01:08:16take care of me,
01:08:17help me out.
01:08:19Hey, guys, 304.
01:08:20I think it's this one.
01:08:21Let's go see the hero.
01:08:23Oh, shit.
01:08:24No, that's Ron and the whole team.
01:08:25They can't see us like this.
01:08:27I won't let him.
01:08:29Let's tell him.
01:08:30Let's tell him the truth.
01:08:31In front of the entire team.
01:08:34Ron's gonna kill you.
01:08:36What do you mind, you?
01:08:38Let's hide.
01:08:39Yes.
01:08:39Okay.
01:08:45Brett!
01:08:46Brett, you in there?
01:08:47Yeah, I'm just, uh, washing up, man.
01:08:49God, you have no idea
01:08:52how crazy you drive me.
01:08:54You know, every single time I see you,
01:08:56all I can think about is, uh,
01:09:01doing this.
01:09:03Do you need a hand, man?
01:09:04No, I got everything I need, uh,
01:09:07right here.
01:09:10Oh.
01:09:13You gotta be quiet.
01:09:14You gotta be quiet.
01:09:17Unless you are not.
01:09:20Brett, stop jerking off and get your ass out here, man.
01:09:22Hey, you know what?
01:09:23It, uh, takes me a very long time,
01:09:26assholes.
01:09:36I feel what you do to me.
01:09:38I feel what you do to me.
01:09:40It's kinda hard to mess.
01:09:42Yeah.
01:09:44100.
01:09:45I feel what you do to me.
01:09:46I feel what you do to me.
01:09:46Brett, you gotta, you gotta speed this up, man.
01:09:48We got your food.
01:09:49It's gonna get cold.
01:09:49You know my hands are soft, bro.
01:09:51I can help you.
01:09:51Hey, why don't you guys just beat it, all right?
01:09:53I'm gonna be a little while.
01:09:55All right, let's just give him some space.
01:09:56Enjoy your blue balls.
01:09:58Yeah, don't pull muscles.
01:09:59You know, I took a pretty big hit for you today.
01:10:02I think I've earned some, uh,
01:10:06Alison physical therapy time,
01:10:07you know what I mean?
01:10:08You know, you could have just asked.
01:10:11You didn't have to pick a fight to get lucky.
01:10:26It's true.
01:10:30Are you gonna help me?
01:10:32No, I think I'm just gonna watch.
01:10:52Brad goes pro after this, guaranteed.
01:10:55I've heard the half-time show's gonna break the internet.
01:10:57Captain Scott's changed the whole game.
01:10:58Sick.
01:10:59Ladies and gentlemen,
01:11:01let's make some noise for your state university cheerleading squad.
01:11:04Led by Captain Alison Scott.
01:11:08I will end you.
01:11:10Leave it.
01:11:13Save your applause, everyone.
01:11:15You're cheering for a fraud.
01:11:16Your precious new cheerleading captain didn't earn her spot.
01:11:19She bought it with illegal performance enhancers.
01:11:22And her dealer?
01:11:23Look no further than your MVP,
01:11:26Brett Harrison.
01:11:31That's, that's not true.
01:11:33You know what?
01:11:34I don't care.
01:11:35Rita's the one that's been taking drugs, okay?
01:11:37She's got pretty much the whole team hooked on them.
01:11:40Just ask them yourself.
01:11:41Oh, really?
01:11:42Let's ask the SWAT then.
01:11:47Brett approached us about a month ago.
01:11:50He said he had good stuff.
01:11:52But only if we helped Alison become captain.
01:11:56You know, that's bullshit.
01:11:58I have proof.
01:12:01I know real doctors.
01:12:03I've got pills.
01:12:05Allie,
01:12:06no more being blackmailed.
01:12:08Let Alison take the captain position.
01:12:12This is insane, okay?
01:12:14I've never taken a drug in my life.
01:12:16Oh, sweetie.
01:12:17It's all coming out now.
01:12:18I saw her taking pills for practice.
01:12:21We trusted you.
01:12:22Cheater!
01:12:23Suck.
01:12:25Hey, anybody who messes with her,
01:12:27messes with me.
01:12:28Open your eyes, Brett.
01:12:30She's using you for the clout,
01:12:32for the status.
01:12:33Who was she before you slept with her?
01:12:36Nobody.
01:12:36A total bottom feeder.
01:12:38Rita, you know what?
01:12:38You're so full of shit,
01:12:39it's unbelievable.
01:12:40How'd you get that video, huh?
01:12:42And what'd you do to it?
01:12:43You have nothing to fear
01:12:43if you have nothing to hide.
01:12:45Boo!
01:12:47Listen, just...
01:12:47Please listen to me.
01:12:49Hey, everybody, just shut up.
01:12:50This is my sister, okay?
01:12:51She would never do something like this.
01:12:54And here come the pretzels.
01:12:56All right, that's enough!
01:12:58That's enough!
01:12:59Now, in light of these
01:13:01significant allegations,
01:13:02as well as the evidence
01:13:04that has been presented,
01:13:05I have no choice.
01:13:07Alice and Scott,
01:13:08you are hereby removed
01:13:09from your position
01:13:10as captain of the cheerleader.
01:13:11Furthermore,
01:13:12you are placed on academic suspension
01:13:14pending an expulsion hearing.
01:13:16Justice for the real athletes.
01:13:19Hold on.
01:13:20Hold it.
01:13:21If you would please,
01:13:22look to the Jumbotron.
01:13:24I know some real doctors
01:13:25that can help you guys
01:13:26get healthy at the right way.
01:13:28No more pills,
01:13:29no more purging,
01:13:30no more blackmail.
01:13:31You'd really help us?
01:13:32Absolutely.
01:13:33Listen, you guys are never gonna have
01:13:34to take any of Rita's
01:13:35take your spouse ever again.
01:13:36So, what's the catch?
01:13:38We're gonna make Rita
01:13:38take some of her own medicine.
01:13:40This video,
01:13:41this is the real conversation,
01:13:43not the edited one
01:13:45that Rita just played.
01:13:47Not for the drugs.
01:13:49These are the drugs
01:13:50that I gave the girls.
01:13:51They're vitamins.
01:13:51You can get these
01:13:52at any pharmacy
01:13:53in the world.
01:13:54You wanna check these out,
01:13:55Prince Will?
01:13:59He's right.
01:14:00These are common supplements.
01:14:02Everybody,
01:14:03Rita is the one
01:14:04who has been forcing
01:14:04her teammates
01:14:05to take dangerous
01:14:06weight loss supplements.
01:14:08She's been threatening them
01:14:09if they wouldn't comply,
01:14:10and she's been shaming them,
01:14:11degrading them
01:14:12from the bodies
01:14:12that they have.
01:14:13Now, everybody is different,
01:14:14but all bodies
01:14:15are beautiful.
01:14:17Rita sabotaged Allison
01:14:18for one reason,
01:14:18one reason only,
01:14:19because she was a threat.
01:14:20She threatened
01:14:21the total control
01:14:22that Rita had
01:14:23over the entire squad.
01:14:24And it's horrible,
01:14:25because Allison,
01:14:26she's a beautiful person,
01:14:27and she would never
01:14:28do anything like this.
01:14:30And she deserves
01:14:30to be the cheer captain.
01:14:33That's not true,
01:14:35he's lying.
01:14:36She's the one
01:14:37who's drugging the team.
01:14:38Lock her up!
01:14:40Lock her up!
01:14:41Lock her up!
01:14:42Lock her up!
01:14:43You fucking bitch!
01:14:44You ruined my life!
01:14:46You ruined it yourself.
01:14:59Look at you,
01:15:00playing the victim.
01:15:02You've been throwing
01:15:02yourself at me
01:15:03for weeks.
01:15:05Just when I give you
01:15:06a chance,
01:15:07you weren't crying
01:15:08to Harrison.
01:15:09Nothing but a little...
01:15:10Shut up, dude.
01:15:11Shut up.
01:15:12What are you gonna do
01:15:13about it, Harrison?
01:15:13I don't have to do anything.
01:15:15You're gonna get exactly
01:15:15what you deserve right now.
01:15:17Mr. Williams!
01:15:21Apparently, we've had
01:15:22a number of allegations
01:15:24of sexual harassment
01:15:25against you
01:15:26from various female students.
01:15:28As of now,
01:15:28you are officially suspended
01:15:30from all school activities.
01:15:31What?
01:15:32No!
01:15:33My father...
01:15:34Your father may have
01:15:35his name on the library,
01:15:36but I assure you,
01:15:37his money will not
01:15:38buy you immunity.
01:15:39You can take him away.
01:15:41All right, he's over.
01:15:42Let go.
01:15:42No!
01:15:42I'll sue you all!
01:15:44This isn't over!
01:15:47And as for you,
01:15:48Ms. Scott,
01:15:49on behalf
01:15:50of the entire administration,
01:15:52I would like to apologize
01:15:54to you
01:15:55for everything
01:15:56that you've had to endure.
01:15:57And as of now,
01:15:59you can consider yourself
01:16:00officially reinstated
01:16:01as captain.
01:16:03You can consider yourself
01:16:04officially reinstated
01:16:05as captain.
01:16:08Thank you, principal.
01:16:09All right, everyone.
01:16:10Sorry for the unexpected drama.
01:16:13I hope you enjoyed the show.
01:16:14But we have a game
01:16:16to get back to.
01:16:17So let's cheer on our wolves!
01:16:18Woo!
01:16:20Let's win!
01:16:32Yes!
01:16:34Yes!
01:16:34State University wins it all!
01:16:37Woo!
01:16:38Woo!
01:16:38Woo!
01:16:43Great!
01:16:47Go!
01:16:52Kiss!
01:16:54Kiss!
01:16:55Kiss!
01:16:55Kiss!
01:16:56Kiss!
01:16:57Kiss!
01:16:59Kiss!
01:17:03Hey!
01:17:04Hey, Allison!
01:17:08The way I'm not even surprised.
01:17:13Hey, well, you know what, uh, he's cool, right?
01:17:17I think he knew before we did.
01:17:19I love you, kid, Scott.
01:17:21I love you too, quarterback.
01:17:34I love you too, quarterback.
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