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00:07the door is still locked explore the dollhouse that's shrunk everything
00:13terry i didn't write the story it's my students work then can you please fix this fucking mess
00:19we have 28 days or the attack the lab gone you know i'm gonna crack this wide open and change
00:25the world so join me it's not a cat i would consider lifting a few of the protocols plus five
00:33minutes
00:33no two one later maybe done only be a couple more days eight packs of economy-sized toilet paper
00:39couple of days my ass lulu you're home hurricane lindy is tracking northeast what category is she
00:46don't say that
00:49i'm here my popcorn how long until you can fix me i don't know
00:56richie
01:06and now to deliver our graduating class's valedictorian address
01:20that's my daughter valedictorian it's no big deal
01:27this place
01:31is dead to me
01:42that's my daughter
01:51richie
01:53oh my god oh my god i i i can't believe it i just oh my gosh wait you you
02:02shrunk yourself i did
02:04i have so many questions i have all the answers oh god i'm so relieved i'm excited
02:10i need to ow what is that oh you'll get used to that that is loud that's less that's less
02:15yeah he's
02:15walking around what this is nice you need to hide oh where get in the closet oh yeah that says
02:20do not
02:20enter ever don't worry about it it's fine hurry hurry hurry hurry it smells really bad
02:25okay
02:35good morning morning coffee and a chat yeah sure
02:51oh
02:54is this really necessary i just want you to be safe anything could happen okay enough with that already
03:01wait that was a red light reaction my green light response is i appreciate your concern
03:11and and my green light response is i know the circumstances are not ideal and i am truly truly
03:18sorry about that oh the red lipstick and toothpaste
03:29oh but i will miniaturize them when i can um but i did get a travel size toothpaste so it's
03:35a little
03:35bit smaller and hilton has these new protocols so i will i will find a workaround
03:41thank you oh and about lulu i thought a lot about what you said last night and i will speak
03:47to her
03:47about the accident about me about hurricane lindy it's inappropriate and it's hurtful
03:54i appreciate that thank you about you and the accident um i do think that our
04:00current situation would traumatize her and sadly i could see her blaming you if not handled properly and
04:07so i i would like to propose accessing dr carmichael's marital toolbox and employing the upf tool
04:15do you agree i agree one condition oh i'm i'm open and i'm present we stick to the definition of
04:23united
04:23parental front no backdoor deals that was once i i apologized and i have grown fine
04:38this is kind of nice isn't it yeah except for the tiny elephant in the room
04:44fair enough and i promise i didn't forget about the laptop it's just new investor new protocols
04:50got it no problem
05:00bye
05:06oh is he gone wait and okay we're clear do not go in there there are cameras though but we
05:16have time
05:17he takes a while before he checks them let's go i should change
05:27um how did you get up here i'll show you
05:37richie oh i could cry hidden stairs you you built this well you know i have a degree in engineering
05:46too
05:47of course you do
05:59follow me
06:05oh you're a genius richie right well i actually am yeah but there's more more but i love stairs
06:16what what is this so we can get where we're going fast i brought desdemona where's desi taking us
06:23all the way
06:33you thought of everything and i brought everything everything
06:42what is this so we can get past the new protocols i don't know maybe i'm a badass
06:48yeah maybe you are come on desdemona give me a little more
07:04in my sleep dreams last night i had an epiphany it's the middle of the night
07:08and i wake up to find a gun pointed to my head the assailant has one question and i must
07:16answer
07:16correctly or he'll pull the trigger and the question is how do you me overcome 30 seconds to fragmentation
07:28isolation isolation isolation janet it's janet that's what i said oh um
07:34yes janet now we think of the equation where's richard um he's taking a mini sign sabbatical to
07:39care for a loved one i don't understand that sentence he's not here today nor will he be here
07:44tomorrow he's absent for an indeterminate amount of time and to his loved one has recovered can
07:49he do that according to the protocol manual yes who's the loved one company policy precludes
07:54disclosure of said loved one i reject that i need richard i could be your new richard temporarily
08:05reset where was i richard janet isolation yes so if we think of the equation as chain we can posit
08:12that a single counterproductive link would be responsible for the regrowth instability so
08:17we find that counterproductive link we isolate it and we proceed from there in the principle of last
08:24action let us change epsilon to delta and a partial t to partial d oh maybe not h hat try
08:33four pi epsilon naught
08:35try five pi epsilon naught no no no seven okay you know what make it a hundred
08:48good i've got your attention uh allow me to introduce myself i'm uh your new boss hilton smith you know
08:55me from the world pretty active out there uh listen i just have one question for each and every one
09:02of
09:02you who's hungry yeah yeah got you got you yep over there this guy seems smart hilton good to see
09:12you
09:12we break for lunch in half an hour oh yeah but i i've had in and out burgers flown in
09:17from california
09:17in half an hour that sounds great uh no one wants a cold burger we are on a very tight
09:25schedule in my
09:26lab every millisecond counts as you can see from the recently installed doomsday clock looming over us
09:31that's not a clock that's me looming over everything that's mine this lab you these people every
09:40millisecond belongs to me so i get to decide what to do with it and right now it's burger time
09:53fine we'll break now and we'll return 10 minutes early okay great you hit everyone come on let's go
10:02burger time let's go science science you need to put some food in your mouth so science can come on
10:08your
10:09brain oh hey i got animal style for you austin lez my suggestion eat every last bite of your burger
10:16let's go
10:36lulu
10:39steffi i'm gonna pull over
10:46hi how are you they still let you work there oh yeah new management and i don't steal as much
10:53so
10:53oh right i mean i steal a little bit but it's uh i got to keep this job now that
10:57i'm like a serious
10:57college student you're in college don't act so surprised sorry i didn't no it's fine i um i go to
11:05forest park community college it's uh oh yeah great so what are you studying psychology
11:14uh gonna help people out with their bullshit you're gonna start with yours
11:21um how's uh good made it through finals you know it's so weird seeing you my mom was just asking
11:28about you she always liked you you know yeah um what did she say oh you know she just asked
11:36why we
11:36stopped hanging out oh what did you say i told her you turned into an asshole hmm funny i wasn't
11:44kidding okay yeah i get it okay you you fit in i didn't i think you didn't want to fit
11:49in i think
11:50you wanted to be an asshole easy there psych 101 i'm just saying i remember you know like before
11:57before before you decided you want to get the out of here we used to laugh a lot
12:11mr jones
12:18mrs berns
12:22okay well it was good to see you what are you doing tonight i know the door guy at crabby
12:26pete's no id
12:27he's gonna be necessary well who's gonna be there oh everyone you shut out during high school
12:34hmm a warm room hard pass come meet my college friends they don't know you clean slate
12:42you could gasp have fun or i could oh feel miserable yeah but isn't that like
12:52you're buying you know it good to see a crack and a smile so sardonically right yeah i'll text you
13:02bye
13:02bye
13:20is this how you got it
13:25oh what is all this i recreated our first milestone date
13:30the bistro at washoe the campus square the snowflakes the place that you said you were your happiest
13:37sorry what is going on right now i oh okay i forgot one thing
13:44richie how did you get in the house oh i watched a youtube video on how to pick locks you
13:50can learn
13:50like anything like anything on youtube like anything oh
13:59oh shit oh shit oh shit just freeze
14:23okay
14:24that was a good idea
14:29you
14:31i
14:46i present jackie baldwin hi hi
14:52Take a seat.
14:52Miss Leland, the flight was just heavenly.
14:57Oh, you've got a little taste of first class.
15:00Oh, Miss Leland.
15:02Oh, Terry.
15:04Whoa, I'm sweating.
15:06Miss Leland, would you, um...
15:08I'm sorry, would you mind pinching me so I know I'm not dreaming?
15:10This is crazy.
15:12Let me just a little squeeze.
15:18See?
15:19Jackie, this is real.
15:22I'm real.
15:23The, uh, the six-figure book deal I'm offering is very real.
15:27Oh, my goodness.
15:28Professor Littlejohn sending me to you is just...
15:33Too real.
15:34I mean, Miss Leland, how do I even begin to thank her?
15:38Well, I should be thanking her for sending you to me.
15:41Lindy is a once-in-a-generation writer,
15:43a voice that cuts through the noise.
15:45A book editor gets one of those if she's lucky.
15:47And here I am, starting one of my second.
15:50You are just one signature away.
15:53I'm adding your name to my own imprint.
16:03Oh, sorry.
16:14You know, Terry, I should probably have my lawyer look at this first.
16:21You have a lawyer?
16:23Mm-hmm.
16:24She's close by.
16:25How close?
16:26Because I, uh, I do need to be getting back to it.
16:29She's in the hall, loitering.
16:31Well, I'm sure you have a minute for a once-in-a-generation writer.
16:35You're a quick study.
16:37Uh, I unleash hell.
16:38Mm-hmm.
16:39No punchline.
16:40You got my text.
16:41Sure did.
16:43Terry, meet hell.
16:45I'm her lawyer.
16:46And her cousin.
16:49Once removed.
16:51Oh, you might want to jack your phone.
17:01Oh, I see.
17:04Looks like we both have a Google alert for Professor Will, John.
17:10Okay, here it is.
17:12Buried.
17:13An NDA.
17:15Good thing I know where to look.
17:18We're not total rooms.
17:21Excuse me, I just need to use the restroom.
17:23I won't be a moment.
17:27The old heave-ho.
17:29Elevator-restaur-wall.
17:30Elevator.
17:45Elevator.
17:45Aaaaaah!
17:49Tough day.
17:58Takes the shine.
18:01Off the boot.
18:05Cool.
18:21don't you don't know what i was gonna say enlighten me that was bullshit this is still
18:25my lab i am the head scientist follow me
18:54is this allowed no does hilton know
18:59no so i guess everybody does have secrets and now we have two but
19:09in the name of science he looks happy is that your scientific assessment yeah observation
19:17is foundational so beyond observation how's he doing strong vitals good appetite clean fluids
19:23solid feces what more could one ask for also noted increased speed and sensitive hearing
19:30interesting but not harmful quite the opposite happy as you've observed is accurate
19:37don't waste your energy on hilton's antics think of him like an overbearing father with a sense
19:43of humor akin to pull my finger there is no pleasing him and he can only please himself
19:51i have been told that um an overbearing father figure is the trigger for me a scientist who's been to
19:58therapy since we're getting personal i have no uh that no problem many that i have been to therapy
20:05couples therapy so there you go you are surprising which is surprising
20:15i'll bite i'll bite i can do personal how did it go okay i'll bite back um it's ongoing dare
20:24i say
20:24complicated vivian you have no idea less you got my name right you just call me less which
20:33please do
20:45is this marvel after union station on market street richard what's the fucking plan
20:52okay okay you've had a phone this whole time okay because i asked for help and you brought me a
21:01piece
21:01of fucking pie but we have a phone okay so here's the plan hit me i richard paul ware willingly
21:10sacrifice
21:11my natural size and myself in the name of love for the greatest love story ever told
21:17you will pen our story inspiring lovers for generations to come thereby earning a second
21:24pulitzer then we will live out our days in the dollhouse as tiny people but only in size not in
21:32spirit
21:32not at heart happily ever after
21:40that's that's that's the plan yeah that's the plan so you uh i just one why though would you shrink
21:49yourself without a plan to make us big again richard i mean you have no fucking plan at all do
21:59i have
21:59that right well no oh my god why did i think that you would have any answers i thought you
22:06were gonna
22:06save me oh my god no no no no less than the team are gonna solve the formula eventually like
22:13they're
22:13so close they're like no no no once they solve it we could choose tiny bodies big love big bodies
22:20big
22:20love choose you think i would choose this ah it's a run out of battery i should have i should
22:28have packed
22:28the charger but i i put the pie in instead because you said it was your favorite i'm walking away
22:32before i punch you in the fucking throat what i wait wait should i follow you no the train
22:39has left the station okay i'm gonna get the next train i'm gonna get the next no it's the end
22:46of the
22:46line richard all right and the end of the metaphor okay all right do not fucking quote shakespeare
22:56lindy
22:56lindy 15 years of silence no no 15 years of silence but 15 years of silence and and and now
23:07my dream my
23:07imprint my publishing imprint harry leland publishing simple elegant dignified slipping through my manicured
23:18fingers does she care no does she demand more yes are we still friends
23:31i don't know
23:37you help her
23:41who helps you
23:45me
23:50me
23:50transactional relationships are unsustainable
23:56and lonely
24:04you are good people
24:07i know at least 30 people who would disagree with you about that
24:12more opinions don't equal truth
24:20you are so wise
24:33you got me in a twist
24:37i like that
24:40a lot
24:51may i may i may ask um are you married
24:56you may
25:01oh
25:03are you married
25:04in a way is he or she he he he is he um alive in a way oh we're starting
25:13with alive isn't the term
25:14a live binary in its nature a living organism is considered alive if it exhibits certain
25:20characteristics that differentiates it from non-living matter
25:23in a way my husband cannot be differentiated from non-living matter
25:28may may i ask no we're done here but it felt good to share
25:33oh no
25:35what i think mr magoo is having a seizure
25:38a seizure what she could die okay i can't lose her her i i'm sorry him clearly are you okay
25:47yes i just
25:47let the fucking cat
25:48okay
25:50the seizure is stopped his heart rate is back to normal
25:53okay good
25:54my heart is racing
25:59your pulse is excessively high
26:01the wrist excessively sweaty
26:07i uh nothing can happen to that cat okay mr magoo is fine i'm more worried about you
26:14i appreciate your concern
26:15i uh let's go
26:19excuse me
26:26oh come on where is she
26:32where is she where is she where is she where is she come on
26:45i'm utterly alone
27:04i was just looking for you
27:06why
27:07i wanted to tell you how much i loved your speech
27:11what are your notes professor no notes very efficient use of your words
27:16yeah sure right efficient again listen i know that you didn't want to do anything for graduation
27:23but i wondered if you and i could go get milkshakes at mandy's
27:30i'm not 10.
27:33yeah uh i know i just thought it would be you know
27:37a nostalgic
27:38mm-hmm yeah you busted me i'm so uncool so
27:44it's just ice cream what do you think
27:47okay i can't um i'm leaving
27:51for where college
27:54it's june college starts in the fall didn't dad tell you he got me like some
27:59internship or observation whatever thing
28:04uh no no no dad did not dad did not what
28:08lose summer plans i didn't tell you
28:13no well it was very last minute um i thought i told you sorry
28:27where are you going
28:31didn't i tell you
28:39you're the second person today drowning sorrows in a milkshake
28:44oh yeah
28:46was it another mother
28:52it was me
28:56how are you sad ever
28:58i could ask you the same thing but i've read your work
29:03and i mean that with all respect and the head to chest
29:08do i know you no no no i know you
29:14i know of you in full transparency i work at the lab with your husband
29:21oh well too bad
29:29yeah
29:36you know
29:40i would be remiss if i didn't take the opportunity to tell you how much i admire
29:45and a duel you're not but no look your ability to capture the weight the burden of the mother's
29:55complicated emotional relationship not only with the daughter but with herself come on
29:59that is a master class it is a master class in dimension and in the heartbreak and in a lesser
30:06writer's hand it could come across as cartoonish or salacious but i was i am you know it stays
30:12with you and deeply moved by the daughter's ability to thrive under the complex emotional
30:19circumstances thrust upon her
30:22it is a hero's journey underneath a comedic cry for help
30:32i just wanted to give that daughter a hug it's productive i know but it's true
30:45i could really use a hug this might be overstepping but i would be happy to provide one
30:56okay
31:19is this okay
31:21that's perfect
31:26your mom's here yeah okay thank you barb
31:33i should i should go okay
31:39she doesn't like to drive at night the sun's out it's setting
31:58i am alone
32:02we're all alone
32:10oh
32:13ahhh
32:17ahhhh
32:18ahhhh
32:19Ah!
32:21Ah!
32:51Oh, my God.
33:19What are you doing?
33:20I'm going home.
33:22Because of the showdown at high noon over burgers?
33:25In my lab, I am the sheriff, okay?
33:27Great galloping God, what are you not getting here?
33:30Okay, there is a new gun in town, and he's wearing a black hat, but he has got the money.
33:36Fine, whatever. He started it.
33:38That's adult.
33:39I have to go home, Martin.
33:41Okay, you know what? Hey, hey, Hilton has not left the building yet. This does not look good.
33:45Oh, fuck him!
33:46F him! F me!
33:49F everyone!
33:50Okay, you know what? You are tying your own shoelaces.
33:52Tell him it's a family emergency.
33:53What? Is it?
33:55Yes! People could be dead.
33:56What people?
33:57People!
33:57Who? What?
33:59People!
34:11Do we like that guy?
34:13We might.
34:15Okay, but do we have to, like, poke him a bit? You know, I can pull up the presentation, watch
34:21him shake, bake, and shit.
34:23Not yet. He's not... not useful.
34:26Okay, it's your call.
34:30Until it isn't.
34:32That's not what we discussed.
34:34As the brains and boots on the ground, as you like to refer to me, I have final say when
34:40it comes to the talent.
34:44The talent. Sure.
34:48But my gut's a poke.
34:51You can't help yourself, can you?
34:54Neither can you.
34:59Poke a poke.
35:01Don't.
35:03Poke a poke.
35:05Do not.
35:10What? I'm not touching you.
35:12Oh, you gonna go? Oh, really? Okay. Well, that's childish.
35:18Oh, God.
35:19Not now, Nils.
35:20No time for questions. No time for comments. Thank you.
35:24No problem.
35:26I'm onto something bigger.
35:27Oh, yeah? Bigger than me? I'm the story.
35:29Not anymore.
35:31What?
35:34Whatever.
35:35Look, I gotta go.
35:51I'm not failing. We're here.
35:53Look, we're walking through the doors. It's gonna be fun.
35:55It's gonna be great.
35:57You said you were coming earlier. What happened?
35:59This is earlier.
36:00Wear a damn watch.
36:04What's up?
36:04Mike, this is my old friend, Lulu.
36:07We go way back.
36:08Lulu, Mike.
36:10Hey.
36:11Confirm when we get a break, okay?
36:12Anything for you, boss.
36:15Wow.
36:18You got ID?
36:20What?
36:21ID!
36:22Yeah, I...
36:23I'm just kidding. You look 21 to me.
36:25Oh.
36:32Hit Ray?
36:33I hate him.
36:48I hate him.
37:06I will save myself.
37:14Come on, fucker!
37:22Come on, fucker!
38:02Come on, fucker!
38:02This isn't goodbye space, Colin.
38:05It's over now.
38:18I can't believe you did this.
38:20I can't believe you did this.
38:23I can't believe you did this.
38:27Mic drop!
38:28Mic drop!
38:30You did the thing at graduation, right?
38:32The mic drop?
38:34Mic drop?
38:35Yeah, that was me.
38:37My grandma hated your speech.
38:40And I hate my grandma so thank you.
38:42Hey, I told you, you stupid assholes.
38:45It's her!
38:45Mic drop!
38:49See? No one cares.
38:51Fun, right?
38:53Sure.
38:54Are you at Forest Park?
38:55No. Are you kidding?
38:57It's just a question.
38:58Uh, she goes to school in Manhattan.
39:02Oh, did you guys know that her mom wrote
39:04My Rainbow Starts With Black?
39:07That's your mom?
39:08We read it in class.
39:11Your mom's childhood.
39:13The dinner table. Wow.
39:15The class was narcissism fiction and we know it's fiction.
39:19There's a lot of truth in fiction.
39:20Was your mom capable of showing you any kind of affection at all?
39:24What the fuck kind of question is that?
39:27It's so defensive.
39:28Not tracks.
39:29Hey, mic drop!
39:30Hey!
39:31What?
39:31Shots! Let's go!
39:33No!
39:33Lulu!
39:34Let's go!
39:35She...
39:36Please don't.
39:36No, it's not.
39:37It's fine.
39:38We'll do the shots with mic drop.
39:57You look, uh...
39:59Filthy.
39:59I was gonna say strong.
40:01So that's my phone.
40:04I'm impressed.
40:05That?
40:06Well, I hoped you would be.
40:08I'm driving.
40:10You're...
40:11You're what?
40:11Wait...
40:13We're leaving?
40:13Yeah.
40:14We'll come back and loot the place.
40:18Where are we going?
40:20Into the sunset, Richie.
40:23It's the dawn of a new day.
40:30I'm a little worried.
40:32I miss you.
40:32What are you talking about?
40:34We need to get you some water.
40:35Water is dumb.
40:36It's just stuff in lakes.
40:37Okay.
40:38Was your mom even capable of, like, showing any actual affection?
40:43Funny.
40:44She's drunk.
40:46Steph, I'm gonna go.
40:47I'll see you after the new year.
40:48Okay.
40:54What the fuck?
40:59Psycho?
41:01Let's go.
41:04Hey guys, why?
41:06Oh my god, why?
41:08What is wrong with you?
41:09I'm sorry.
41:10I'm sorry.
41:10I don't go to LOL University with all y'all.
41:13You're acting like a bitch.
41:14Me?
41:15I'm bitch?
41:16I think you overreacted.
41:18I get it.
41:19Your mom's a trigger, but...
41:20Wait, wait though.
41:20Is that, like, your professional opinion?
41:24Wow.
41:25Huh.
41:26Okay, look.
41:27You have to go to a better school if you want people to take you seriously.
41:31Okay?
41:32I'm just being real.
41:36Hey, you ever read your mom's book?
41:39No.
41:40Um, she wrote some shit about me one time, so, um, I already know she hates me.
41:45Hmm, yeah.
41:47Uh, well, you might want to read it.
41:49Oh?
41:50Why?
41:51Because you're just like her.
41:56My drama.
42:09Word to the wise, you want to be liked.
42:12Don't be a dick.
42:13Okay.
42:14Word to the dipshit.
42:16I don't give a fuck who likes me.
42:19Uh, bullshit.
42:21Fact.
42:22No, you care too much.
42:24And it's showing.
42:52Liz?
42:52Mom?
42:53What are you doing here?
42:54What are you doing here?
42:55I live here.
42:56Well, you're supposed to be in Vermont here.
42:58I'm here to cat-sit.
43:00Where is Mr. Magoo?
43:01Mom, stop!
43:03Put everything down.
43:06Put it down.
43:06What?
43:07Well, I-I-I'm almost done.
43:09Oh, my suitcase.
43:10It bumped the plan.
43:11I don't care.
43:11I don't care.
43:12Just leave it.
43:13Don't walk or move or do or touch anything.
43:19Anything.
43:20Yes.
43:24I-I-I just cleaned that up.
43:27Here, let me-
43:27No, no, no, please!
43:28Just don't!
43:29Please, just stay where you are!
43:31Do not move!
43:44Stay.
43:56Mindy?
43:58Mindy?
43:59Where are you?
44:10Oh, fuck!
44:15I am.
44:16I am.
44:29I'm.
44:32I can do it.
44:35I am.
44:36You know, my.
44:36It's really good for you.
44:37It's time to sleep.
44:38I just need to sleep.
44:38I am.
44:41I am.
44:43I am.
44:44I am.
45:44We're right back.
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