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00:00:05Hypernosis. My company. We harvest your data every time you click a green. And as you know,
00:00:11I have trust issues. Patients have dangerous, violent tendencies. What do you sell? Data.
00:00:18The VA has 16 million wounded heroes in its file. When you are insider trading off your
00:00:25clients' most private and confidential confidences, all I need is just one of your clients.
00:00:32Carl Bardo.
00:00:33Carl Bardo.
00:00:34Carl Bardo.
00:00:35Carl Bardo.
00:00:37Carl Bardo.
00:01:04Why is there a spider in my sink?
00:01:16Dr. Gary.
00:01:17Yes, Duncan. Hi.
00:01:19So I have test results. I'm preliminary.
00:01:21You know, normally I'd like to do a formal diagnostic write-up,
00:01:24but since you seem to be in a hurry...
00:01:25Just give it to me straight. Where am I on the spectrum?
00:01:28What's my score?
00:01:29Well, according to these tests, you are actually completely typical.
00:01:33Typical?
00:01:34That sounds like a slur.
00:01:36No.
00:01:36Uh, it just means that you are not neurodivergent.
00:01:40That can't be possible. I think different.
00:01:43Also, I have zero sense of humor and zero empathy.
00:01:48You know, actually, according to the stats,
00:01:51as far as quantifiable attributes associated with what is generally thought of as empathy,
00:01:56you are a highly empathetic person.
00:01:58What? Suck my dick, I'm empathetic.
00:02:01No, I'm sorry. You know, Duncan, I think maybe I'm just not communicating it properly.
00:02:05Okay. In layman's terms, you're normal.
00:02:08No, I am sorry.
00:02:10No, you're normal. I'm fucking exceptional.
00:02:13Well, from a medical perspective, the two are not mutually exclusive.
00:02:16No, no. Empathetic is just pathetic with a prefix, okay?
00:02:21I am an apex predator. I eat empathy for breakfast, okay?
00:02:26And how qualified are you? Anyway, Gary?
00:02:28Yeah, you work with kids. What's up with that?
00:02:31What's with all the kids, Gary? Huh? That's weird.
00:02:35I understand that a surprising diagnosis can be destabilized.
00:02:39Okay. All right.
00:02:41Fruit. Yeah.
00:02:44Oh, my God. What the...
00:02:47Are you serious?
00:02:51Duncan, there's wildfires.
00:02:53They're not far from Napa.
00:02:56Duncan?
00:02:57Die! Die! Die!
00:03:03Taste the sting of mint, you creepy, hairy little freak.
00:03:15Ashley, you're highly empathetic.
00:03:30You've reached Dr. Joanne Felder.
00:03:32If this is an emergency, call 911.
00:03:35Otherwise, leave a message.
00:03:38Oh, Ardoff is in my sights.
00:03:41The legend himself.
00:03:43I feel like Jane Goodall about to shoot a silverback gorilla.
00:03:46Oh, my gosh.
00:03:48All I need is for him to come on board for my 3% to 5% stake,
00:03:52and I am invincible.
00:03:54You prepare me well, Joanne.
00:03:56It is Duncan Park.
00:03:58Signing off.
00:04:02What was that?
00:04:03Oh, um, that's Linus Poe.
00:04:07You know his music?
00:04:08No, the guy on the phone.
00:04:10Oh.
00:04:10No one.
00:04:11Client.
00:04:13Do you ever worry that your clients might be, like, unstable?
00:04:17Maybe dangerous?
00:04:19No, honey, no.
00:04:20Not my clientele.
00:04:23Is it because they're rich?
00:04:24Well, because you have to be fairly stable mentally, emotionally,
00:04:29to achieve financial prosperity.
00:04:33I don't think that's true, you know.
00:04:35Historically speaking.
00:04:37That was Linus Poe.
00:04:39Sadly, the Ohio Balladeer died today at 864.
00:04:43Oh, no.
00:04:45Are you okay?
00:04:46Yeah, sorry.
00:04:47It's just Linus Poe.
00:04:49He got me through high school.
00:04:50And so much.
00:04:51Damn it.
00:04:52Every time NPR plays someone's music, they're dead.
00:04:54I'm sorry.
00:04:56Dad loves him, too, so...
00:04:58I introduced your dad to Linus Poe.
00:05:09Hi.
00:05:10I'm just getting some.
00:05:11Thanks.
00:05:17Hi.
00:05:18Hi.
00:05:24Carl Bardolph.
00:05:27Duncan Park.
00:05:28Hypernosis.
00:05:30Big fan.
00:05:32Super huge.
00:05:33You know, hugest.
00:05:34It's titanic.
00:05:35Uncomfortably huge.
00:05:37Might mind if I sit?
00:05:43Your manifesto.
00:05:45Bardolph's Law.
00:05:46That was super important to me.
00:05:49You know?
00:05:49In a society driven by technology, growth will continue endlessly.
00:05:54The ultimate hockey stick.
00:05:57Yeah.
00:05:58You're on my Mount Rushmore, Carl.
00:06:00Tell you that.
00:06:02But you're not stone.
00:06:03You are flesh.
00:06:04And I bet...
00:06:05I bet you're not done.
00:06:06Not even close.
00:06:11So me?
00:06:12I?
00:06:13Yeah.
00:06:15I co-founded Fafa.com.
00:06:17Fafa, you've...
00:06:19You've heard of it.
00:06:21Nope.
00:06:22Um...
00:06:23F-A...
00:06:24H-F-A dot com.
00:06:27Yeah.
00:06:28It was huge.
00:06:28In, uh, 0-9 early.
00:06:30But it doesn't matter.
00:06:31My latest enterprise.
00:06:33Hypernosis.
00:06:35I mean, data analytics.
00:06:37Great.
00:06:38Great algo.
00:06:39The thing is...
00:06:42Cupertino wants us.
00:06:44Yeah.
00:06:46We're in acquisition talks.
00:06:47I got leaked to the press a couple weeks ago.
00:06:50So I'm not talking out of school.
00:06:52But I...
00:06:52I think it's a big mistake taking the deal.
00:06:56I mean, you know what it's like there.
00:06:58Golden handcuffs.
00:06:59You get it.
00:07:00So I was thinking...
00:07:01If I could find a private placement investor.
00:07:05Someone whose reputation for picking winners is so stellar.
00:07:09And here you are.
00:07:10I mean...
00:07:11So I gotta ask.
00:07:13Like, how about us?
00:07:15And maybe hypernosis is how you get back in the game?
00:07:18Double rainbow.
00:07:20I mean, with a forward-facing data analytics company, we could really make something...
00:07:31What the fuck?
00:07:34What the fuck is blue?
00:07:37Oh my God!
00:08:08Zero days.
00:08:09since i stabbed someone joanne uh who did you stab this discount ceo comes to my heart and
00:08:16starts talking like i gave him clearance to speak so so uh you stabbed him it was with a fork
00:08:23he's he's fine but i'm not all that work we did wasted everything we accomplished you said
00:08:31okay out the window yes okay okay carl that's okay we we we can discuss
00:08:37all of it in session right now i i have to yeah okay boundaries you're right and just after my
00:08:44will cross too it's okay uh how about thursday at noon you gotta you gotta believe joanne this guy
00:08:52he's the type of guy you want to shoot right between his sniveling little wormy eyes but you
00:08:57can't because you're not supposed to i get it and not your fault carl whatever happened not your fault
00:09:03some people deserve maybe not stabbing but a real definitive i'm sorry i i have to take this
00:09:11what do you know where orson is oh ethan yeah he's at school well i was worried about the fire
00:09:17yes
00:09:18we will work through all of it in session on thursday okay hello ethan i dropped him there this
00:09:25morning well i called the school and he's not there he's not even registered joanne what is going on
00:09:31he's there i i see him on my tracker jesus i don't understand well you got some bad info ethan
00:09:37but of
00:09:38course the only explanation for you is bad mother right maybe before drawing damning conclusions open
00:09:44yourself up to the possibility that most things happen because of a series of micro screw-ups they they
00:09:48they build up like like coral reefs or or dung beetle nests for the boy i have no idea what
00:09:56you're talking about right now but our son is not a dung beetle what i said he's not a dung
00:10:01beetle
00:10:02he's not the dung beetle in the metaphor ethan
00:10:15stabbed with pork tetanus shot question mark
00:10:23oh god oh god
00:10:25move move can you get me some antibacterial ointment please uh ointment yes ointment of course
00:10:34uh duncan what happened what's it look like what's it look like uh i i couldn't say a rodent twin
00:10:40rodents hey captain big news cabinet level coming to visit we just talked to sekva great what's
00:10:55the sekva uh the secretary of the va she's gonna be in town this week so yeah and we we've
00:11:00been
00:11:00working with uh your cto harper turns out your gnotin gizmo i have noted same tech right can be
00:11:10used to identify bets at risk of self-harm huge i mean a really a godsend and she agrees so
00:11:18she's
00:11:19coming here to check it out oh would you catch a fork there jefe lucky ointment please i listen i
00:11:27would
00:11:27love to meet your friend i really would but i have deals to chase deals
00:11:33deals that are real deals yeah yeah no i get it government money right it doesn't flow
00:11:39but thank you there are workarounds yeah fast tracks huh and sekva can help with that
00:11:46she can maybe get you i'm telling you like a half up front
00:11:52to pay you to pay your people and to pay the engineers we're gonna need to hire to get you
00:11:56that pile of data okay maybe we shouldn't simplify the data how fast oh fast yeah yeah yeah yeah with
00:12:04her sign off matter of weeks okay thank you thank you mother yeah you don't always get to bang the
00:12:12prom queen sometimes it's the greasy hair girl with a weird curve in her back that's the only willing
00:12:16partner right okay wow oh yeah here's what i'm thinking barbecue
00:12:30okay a texas bbq we red white and blew the shit out you know a pig on a friggin spit
00:12:38a whole hawk
00:12:39we put it on the roof we get vips a dj and your sekva yeah sure hypergnosis is soliciting a
00:12:49government contract so we'd have we have to be cognizant there's regulation i'm i'm i'm i'm i'm
00:12:53throwing the party i'm throwing i'm buying the pig i'll take the kosher yeah no we'll roll out the
00:12:57red carpet make your secretary feel like a boss lucky get us a hog yeah you got it great great
00:13:04meeting
00:13:04guys throwing the party right i'll be on the horn okay get on the phone now okay having a party
00:13:35what a douche
00:13:40orson barack stern
00:13:49mom see i told you he was here what are you doing here what are you doing here
00:13:55what were you watching
00:13:58what were you watching orson
00:14:02naked people and were you planning to spend all of ninth grade jacking it off back here
00:14:10okay why did nobody here call me he's not even enrolled we can't call the mother of every child
00:14:16who isn't a student at las altas well i guess i wrongfully assumed that for ninety thousand dollars
00:14:22a year on scholarship at the very least keep track of him i'm sorry but when orson got home from
00:14:28school and you asked how his day was helped him with his homework okay who are you i'm the one
00:14:33who
00:14:33had to replant the succulents you massacred during your road rage incident i well that that was an
00:14:39emergency i am a psychologist and i had a patient in crisis i know it sounds harsh but until we
00:14:48get
00:14:48his eighth grade transcript and officially enroll him he's not our responsibility he's yours you know
00:14:55what it's fine we will reach out to his baltimore school first thing tomorrow and that means you can
00:15:01enroll him when we're on it we're on it okay we're on it and we will get you sorted
00:15:10i am going to kill your father
00:15:14okay orson let's go i gotta i gotta oh my god for five minutes you can hold it in
00:15:22no i can't i'm so tired of this it's it's it's it's intolerable yeah try being me
00:15:34oh my god duncan what are you doing looking for something to avoid scars that's for wrinkles
00:15:42duncan the fires are bearing down in napa i asked rodrigo to hire private responders to use that pink
00:15:48fire retardant at a cost of course can you say retardant anymore we have insurance but this is our
00:15:55house it's a house it's a house we have we have other houses oh okay you're just absent all
00:16:01sentimentality yeah i think so you remember our song at our wedding you remember what that was
00:16:09yes you do linus poe and what other he died
00:16:15today
00:16:24are you uh didn't even ask me what happened you got stabbed with a fork
00:16:30yes i did but do you even want to know why sure they had a reason
00:16:40yes
00:16:47yes
00:16:48yes
00:17:01yes
00:17:10What's going on?
00:17:13Nothing!
00:17:30Goodbye.
00:17:31Goodbye.
00:17:38Honey, how's it going in there?
00:17:40I really don't want to see another doctor.
00:17:42Your dad took you to a Baltimore doctor, okay?
00:17:46I got you in with a Stanford GI man.
00:17:49Woman, actually.
00:17:50She uses tech to create this 3D data map, diet, gut biome.
00:17:55I just don't understand the directions.
00:17:58I...
00:17:59You...
00:18:00So...
00:18:00You just...
00:18:02You poop in the hat.
00:18:03I don't want to poop in the hat.
00:18:07Sorry.
00:18:07Let me...
00:18:08Let me just get rid of this man.
00:18:11Please, Orson, please.
00:18:12Just poop in the hat.
00:18:14And nothing to eat after nine, okay?
00:18:16Like, I mean it.
00:18:17I mean not even water.
00:18:18Ow!
00:18:19This house!
00:18:20What?
00:18:21I can't talk.
00:18:23I can't talk.
00:18:23I'm in the middle of a family.
00:18:25What spider?
00:18:27Like, I'm the spider.
00:18:29I got stabbed, but I didn't die.
00:18:31I think it's a sign.
00:18:32Duncan, you only got stabbed by a fork.
00:18:34Okay, grow up.
00:18:35Move on.
00:18:36Not taking no for an answer is...
00:18:38Sometimes the answer really is no.
00:18:40If the spider could talk, he would say to me, go down swinging.
00:18:44But why go down at all?
00:18:45Duncan, you're worth a lot of money.
00:18:46Go, enjoy your life.
00:18:47I don't know.
00:18:47Play pickleball.
00:18:48Take up quilting on the Riviera or wherever.
00:18:52Oh, you're incepting me, aren't you?
00:18:55Pickleball.
00:18:56Yeah, very clever.
00:18:57I hear your words behind your words.
00:18:59There are no words behind my words.
00:19:03I...
00:19:09Goddamn.
00:19:11Like you crawled out of Satan's piss hole.
00:19:15I'm all right, little spawn Satan.
00:19:21Respect.
00:19:28You're the man.
00:19:29You're the man.
00:19:39Hi.
00:19:40Can I come in?
00:19:42We can talk, yeah?
00:19:45Oh, God.
00:19:47Get off me.
00:19:49We are authorized.
00:19:51You're filming this?
00:19:52He stabbed me.
00:19:54He stabbed me.
00:19:55He's...
00:19:56Okay, okay.
00:19:57This isn't going to put you to live for it.
00:20:00Oh, God.
00:20:01Asshole.
00:20:03Are you laughing?
00:20:04Are you laughing?
00:20:05Are you laughing?
00:20:06You can't kill me?
00:20:07You can't kill me.
00:20:15You can't kill me.
00:20:33I'm laughing.
00:20:37You can't kill me.
00:20:38Come on, man.
00:20:39You can't kill me.
00:20:39Cut it out of time.
00:20:39I can't kill you.
00:20:40I can't kill you.
00:20:40You can't kill him.
00:20:41I can't kill you.
00:20:43I can't kill you.
00:20:45All right.
00:20:46your face. Do you need some ice? Yeah, floating in vodka. Four fingers. And more bunting.
00:20:50A lot more bunting. More. Yep.
00:21:04Hey. There you are. We got our problems. Secfa's plane is still circling. It's delayed an hour
00:21:13at least. Yeah, it's beautiful and awful, yeah? This guy's the same color, but the oil fields.
00:21:22Same smell. It's like, I don't know, trap grease, charred flesh. You smell that? It's bacon.
00:21:32Pig flesh. Are you getting triggered? I know how to ride it out. I've had 30 years of practice.
00:21:40How we doing? How's it going? How's it looking, huh? No bunting? Really wanted it to be like
00:21:45a shock of red, white, and blue. You know, like Betsy Ross exploded. I think it's the right
00:21:51amount. Great, great. I was thinking maybe it would be swell if we'd get the camera guys
00:21:55getting me greeting Secfa, and then maybe she could go to the reporters and say how I'm
00:21:58a hero, two heroes, you know, being a successful guy. Helping, helping. Sure, sure. Listen,
00:22:04Secfa is delayed, okay? Because of the smoke. No. Where's the know-how? I mean, blow it
00:22:12out with, like, one of those tactical fans. I don't know. Just do it. Hey, what happened
00:22:18to your face? What happened to your face? Just get her. Just get her. Hoo-ha. Do it.
00:22:25America. Don't ask people to dance, okay? No one's going to want to dance. Just, you'll
00:22:31look stupid. Wasn't going to. Yeah, and keep it classy. Nothing French. Uh, the caterers
00:22:36are not happy. Who is? Uh, they're saying they can't breathe, the smoke from the fires.
00:22:41Wait, tell them, tell them the, the fires will give a meat a smoked flavor. You know,
00:22:46pork charred with old-growth giant Sequoia rub. You know, right? You don't see that on the
00:22:50menu every day. I've never seen it. Go! Great. Okay. Okay, uh, she's landing.
00:22:58Okay. Oh, yes, yes. Okay, good. What kind of music does Sequoia like? We can, you know,
00:23:02anthems, country, dubstep. She likes, hey, do we have dubstep? I actually, you know, oh,
00:23:08uh, don't. Uh, flag on the play. What? Okay, um, it turns out that, uh, she had two events
00:23:15booked tonight, and, uh, due to the delay, she can't make it to both. So she's choosing
00:23:20one that's not mine. Yeah. Yeah. You have to be. Okay, who's the lucky fellow? Hmm?
00:23:32It's, uh, it's Spookle. They, they do our social media stuff, and, you know, it's a, it's,
00:23:39it's a big contract, actually. I, you know, bigger. Just open it. I don't care. Duncan.
00:23:45Duncan. What? Maybe if you called her, that would be. I'm not begging the ugly girl to go
00:23:49out with me, okay? Spookle! Spookle! The guests are starting to... Yeah, tell them to go home.
00:23:57It's done. It's over. It's over. Shut it down, DJ Dipset. Unplug it. It's done. Party's over.
00:24:02Party's over. Put everything down. Party is over. Do not take photos. Party's fucking done.
00:24:20Big blind.
00:24:28Needed to lock in Zekva, Tom. Pack her. Hijack her to a black side. And waterboard the pitch
00:24:34till you seal the deal. It's called salesmanship.
00:24:38I promise one drink and one go.
00:24:42Oh, look who it is. The architect of my bloody government contract.
00:24:49Hi, Martin. Hi, Duncan.
00:24:51Oh, Nena. I forgot I invited you.
00:24:56Uh, Barry, can you show Nena out and tell her guests to go home and lock the doors?
00:25:00Thanks.
00:25:15What happened?
00:25:17Oh, this, uh, investor recruitment.
00:25:22A heart now, I take it.
00:25:24Yep.
00:25:26Nobody wants Dunkey.
00:25:28Not you, not, not your VA.
00:25:32Sorry.
00:25:34There was circumstances.
00:25:36Jesus, can't go any lower. It's like
00:25:38I was benched by the wheelchair basketball team.
00:25:42The deal's not dead.
00:25:47God, Martin's weird.
00:25:51Aren't we all?
00:25:59Where's Lily?
00:26:02Obsessively watching news over the fire.
00:26:06Well, then she knew you were going to be here.
00:26:08Yeah.
00:26:10If we were only doing half the things she thinks we're doing.
00:26:15Such a waste, though.
00:26:18Serving sentence without committing a crime.
00:26:24This is where the engineers work?
00:26:28Messy.
00:26:30If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, what then is an empty desk a sign of?
00:26:35Einstein.
00:26:36Very good, Sander.
00:26:39Hey, let's go talk to him.
00:26:55Are you all right?
00:26:57Do you need...
00:26:58I don't know.
00:27:01Water?
00:27:03Or...
00:27:03Ask if he's experiencing acute anxiety.
00:27:07Sorry.
00:27:09My...
00:27:10It's, uh...
00:27:12His name is Alexander.
00:27:14He's a...
00:27:16Friend.
00:27:17Are you with the...
00:27:18It was the VA.
00:27:20That's right.
00:27:21I'm guessing you're a veteran of war.
00:27:25First Gulf.
00:27:26I see.
00:27:27Did you kill anyone?
00:27:28Sander.
00:27:29The hell is this?
00:27:31Did your tour of duty end during or after Operation Desert Storm?
00:27:35Is that thing recording me?
00:27:36It's not recording.
00:27:39It's...
00:27:39Learning.
00:27:41You're teaching him.
00:27:43About war.
00:27:44Is that all right?
00:27:46It...
00:27:47Lou, do you like to talk to him?
00:27:50Nah, I don't like his face.
00:27:52It is only those who have neither fired a shot, nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who
00:27:58cry aloud for blood.
00:28:00More vengeance.
00:28:02More desolation.
00:28:04War is hell.
00:28:08General Sherman.
00:28:10What's your name, soldier?
00:28:13Tom.
00:28:21Do you want to sit down?
00:28:29I'm just...
00:28:30Not doing something, right?
00:28:34For the life of me, I...
00:28:37I don't know what it is.
00:28:41Just...
00:28:44You're Duncan bloody fuck.
00:28:46I know.
00:28:49You're not perfect.
00:28:50But you're impossible to ignore.
00:28:55That counts for a lot.
00:29:00Go home.
00:29:03Get some rest.
00:29:04You look a morning.
00:29:05It's pronounced appealing.
00:29:08Both.
00:29:09At the same time.
00:29:13I'm gonna go find Martin.
00:29:15Who?
00:29:16Martin.
00:29:16I know.
00:29:35Can I help you?
00:29:38Hmm?
00:29:39No, I'm good.
00:29:40I'm just conducting an experiment.
00:29:44Is that a therapy bot?
00:29:47Well...
00:29:47He's whatever he wants to be.
00:29:50His name is Alexander.
00:29:51He's AGI.
00:29:53Bullshit.
00:29:54That's years away.
00:29:56He has his own thoughts.
00:29:59Own feelings been raising him.
00:30:02Curating his intake.
00:30:03With great care and affection.
00:30:07Martin!
00:30:09Can we go?
00:30:14What are we looking at?
00:30:18Alexander just leapt forward in real-time evolution.
00:30:26My gosh.
00:30:27Hey, Anushka.
00:30:28Have you seen Tom?
00:30:32What's happening?
00:30:34Your friend is...
00:30:36The first...
00:30:38Real-world test case for a kind of neuro-companion I created.
00:30:44Fuck years.
00:30:46People are spinning.
00:30:47Hey.
00:30:49Come on.
00:30:49Go, Go.
00:30:50Get out of here.
00:30:50Get out of here.
00:30:56Get out of here.
00:31:09Get out of here.
00:31:11Come on.
00:31:15did you did you do it no you poop all the time you're always pooping
00:31:25but all of a sudden you can't it doesn't work like that i sometimes i just you know i get
00:31:34uh maybe go for a walk get things moving you could take the dog
00:31:42what
00:31:42i bet if your dad asked you to he'd poop oh my gosh please just leave oh my gosh
00:31:49watch your attitude i don't like it
00:32:32been thinking
00:32:36perhaps i've squeezed all i can out of cupertino
00:32:41reached the edge of the map there if i'm being honest
00:32:43well when you're as high and mighty as they are easy to miss what's happening on the ground
00:32:48exactly like what you did tonight
00:32:55with alexander and tom huge martin bravo i mean when was the last time we saw tech help
00:33:08i know tech changed the world but so did the bubonic plague
00:33:15truth be told
00:33:19well we actually made better did we spread knowledge no people used to occasionally agree on truth
00:33:31are we more tolerant of those different from ourselves
00:33:37please
00:33:39absolutely blew it on climate
00:33:42data centers emit more greenhouse gas than all of air travel
00:33:47and have we made the lives of our children better
00:33:50provably no
00:33:51we can have q-tips at our door in an hour
00:33:55huzzah for us
00:34:01but you've
00:34:03you've actually done something that might be different
00:34:08the bubonic plague made way for the renaissance
00:34:11and gave us jack russell terriers
00:34:17i was just wondering if i shouldn't finally collaborate with you on alexander
00:34:20all right let's not cross streams
00:34:25you know
00:34:26uh xander is
00:34:30he's my thing
00:34:31no i martin
00:34:32i know
00:34:36you're the creator
00:34:38and it
00:34:39could be something we can do together
00:34:43in february of last year you told me xander looked like if a jellybean had delusions of grandeur
00:34:49and then in june of this year you asked if i modeled him on a toddler's chew toy
00:34:58you remember
00:35:02no
00:35:04i do
00:35:29no
00:35:30no
00:35:33no
00:35:34duncan
00:35:36duncan
00:35:37duncan the house is gone
00:35:38hmm
00:35:39early this morning they had to abandon it
00:35:41it's
00:35:41oh my god it's all gone
00:35:53well build a new one
00:35:55i don't want a new one
00:35:58all you can't have went what's gone
00:36:00so
00:36:03thanks
00:36:05so much
00:36:08very comforting
00:36:11house we got married and what did you do
00:36:13what did you do there lily huh
00:36:15you ate some prune danish
00:36:17is that
00:36:19are you being
00:36:21okay are you being serious
00:36:23yes
00:36:25yes
00:36:25yes i am
00:36:27okay
00:36:28very serious
00:36:29it wasn't at the house
00:36:32despite our arrangement
00:36:33it's just your idea by the way
00:36:35i wouldn't do that
00:36:37where was it then
00:36:37i told you
00:36:38i told you the mud bath
00:36:39oh like a pig
00:36:40right
00:36:41great
00:36:42great
00:36:42yeah i guess your fear of utis is cured
00:36:45you are disgusting
00:36:46oh
00:36:47and just so you know
00:36:48mud is antimicrobial
00:36:57that house was ours
00:37:00it was ours
00:37:02what's up
00:37:06i heard the news
00:37:08i'm so sorry
00:37:18thank you
00:37:18thank you
00:37:19thank you
00:37:19thank you
00:37:19thank you
00:37:21thank you
00:37:23thank you
00:37:24cashmere hoodie
00:37:25on the bench
00:37:25is obviously
00:37:26not for wash
00:37:27okay
00:37:36come on
00:37:38headphones
00:37:39lily
00:37:41everyone wins
00:37:43with headphones
00:37:44you love his music
00:37:46this was our first concert
00:37:49what is wrong with you
00:37:50seriously
00:37:50he's a sad cowboy
00:37:52goth shit
00:37:54he's sad
00:37:55what
00:37:59there was a spider
00:38:02get up
00:38:23we're gonna give him a twilight sedative for his trip
00:38:25okay
00:38:26might make it a little loopy
00:38:29well what if i say something
00:38:30like what
00:38:32i don't know
00:38:33um
00:38:34something that i
00:38:35know
00:38:36that i
00:38:37maybe you don't know
00:38:38i know
00:38:39oh sweetie
00:38:40i'll
00:38:41i'll plug my ears
00:38:45oh yeah
00:38:45here's the um
00:38:48here
00:38:51samples are handled by the lab tech
00:38:53not lab tech
00:38:54oh
00:38:55okay
00:38:56so where do i
00:38:56in the lab
00:38:56just a couple more
00:38:58and we're done
00:38:59first pavilion east
00:39:01one building over
00:39:01you better get it there
00:39:03go to lunch at 12
00:39:03pass that
00:39:04we'll have to collect
00:39:05another one
00:39:05oh yeah
00:39:06and you know
00:39:06he had a lot of trouble
00:39:07getting the
00:39:10okay
00:39:11well i will
00:39:11take the sample
00:39:13i um
00:39:14oh just call me
00:39:15okay
00:39:16if you're feeling
00:39:16you rushed me out
00:39:17without my phone
00:39:18oh right
00:39:19here
00:39:20have mine
00:39:21just
00:39:22call me if you're feeling
00:39:23i'll have your phone
00:39:25right
00:39:25okay
00:39:26um
00:39:26well i'll be right back
00:39:27so just watch a show
00:39:29or something
00:39:30don't buy anything
00:39:31i love you
00:39:51where's your mom
00:39:52she's not here buddy
00:40:04what
00:40:1010
00:40:119
00:40:148
00:40:158
00:40:157
00:40:36where the hell is 1582
00:40:371582
00:40:38hey
00:40:39hey
00:40:40hey
00:40:45where's the 32
00:41:06where's the 32
00:41:07we don't take samples
00:41:08during lunch
00:41:09oh my god
00:41:10please
00:41:11please
00:41:12i i got lost
00:41:13please
00:41:13please
00:41:18okay
00:41:20look
00:41:20i've been the rules for you
00:41:22you're gonna tell someone
00:41:23then i gotta do it for everyone
00:41:24look i
00:41:25you went to school
00:41:26to to help people
00:41:27right
00:41:28so did i
00:41:29and elbows deep
00:41:30and other people's shit
00:41:31is is not how you thought
00:41:32it would go
00:41:33i i i really
00:41:35get it
00:41:35but
00:41:36you can help me
00:41:38i
00:41:39a person
00:41:39and it's my son's excrement
00:41:41so so two people
00:41:45it's rules
00:41:49yeah
00:41:52rules
00:42:01thank you
00:42:02thank you
00:42:03thank you
00:42:03thank you
00:42:04thank you
00:42:06um
00:42:07you don't have an extra mask
00:42:08do you
00:42:08it's it's
00:42:09it's nasty out there
00:42:11heaven knows me
00:42:13i walk the stream
00:42:17yes
00:42:33and i can't bear it
00:42:37hey bud
00:42:42little woozy
00:42:43give me thumbs up
00:42:49well stay down
00:42:50can't hurt
00:42:51if you don't remember
00:43:11yeah
00:43:13joanne
00:43:17jesus jojo
00:43:19No, it shouldn't be this difficult to get a hold of you.
00:43:22I lost a friend.
00:43:27Kind of.
00:43:28Well, he wasn't human, but I'm still miserable.
00:43:34Okay, you picked Bard off, right?
00:43:36And it has been a disaster.
00:43:38Like, he hates me.
00:43:39I don't even know why.
00:43:41Because you are a bad man.
00:43:44A bad, bad, bad man.
00:43:51Is this Orwell?
00:43:53No one likes you.
00:43:58Not even you.
00:44:01I like me.
00:44:02Did your mom say she didn't like me?
00:44:05Did she tell you that?
00:44:07Get her.
00:44:09Arrivederci, douchey douchey.
00:44:22How the hell with this?
00:44:23Hey!
00:44:25Shit.
00:44:30You would not believe what I have just been through.
00:44:36Okay.
00:44:38Oh, my God.
00:44:40You're all done?
00:44:40Let's go home.
00:44:43You must be serving.
00:44:45Oh, my God.
00:44:46So, first, that bitchy nurse.
00:44:54Is that ramen?
00:44:56Mm-hmm.
00:44:57Oh, I love ramen.
00:44:59You remembered.
00:45:02Dad never gets it from me.
00:45:05Well.
00:45:06Thanks, Mom.
00:45:08You're the best.
00:45:12What'd they put in those meds of yours?
00:45:14Oh, yeah.
00:45:15That stuff was great.
00:45:17Yeah.
00:45:18Well, enjoy the ride.
00:45:19No refills.
00:45:21How about only Tuesdays and Thursdays?
00:45:31Oh, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.
00:45:36I, I, um, I, I completely forgot a, an appointment with a client today.
00:45:42It's, oh, damn it.
00:45:44Oh, it's okay.
00:45:46No regrets.
00:45:47That's, I was right where I was supposed to be.
00:45:53Hello?
00:45:54Yeah?
00:45:55Yeah?
00:45:57So fast.
00:46:04Well, that can't be.
00:46:08That, that, that's not possible.
00:46:13Are you sure?
00:46:17Yep.
00:46:20No.
00:46:23Yeah, I, yes, I will.
00:46:24I will follow up.
00:46:32That was the lab.
00:46:40Say it.
00:46:42Say what you did.
00:46:47Well, I know it wasn't Zeus's idea.
00:46:52You gave me dog shit.
00:46:56Sorry.
00:46:57Why?
00:47:00Why?
00:47:36What do you want, Duncan?
00:47:40What are you talking about?
00:47:44I, his name is Orson,
00:47:47and I strongly advise you
00:47:49to not even talk about my son.
00:47:52Do you hate me that much, Joanne?
00:47:54And, and, and if so,
00:47:55I'm just wondering if you wanted Bardolph to hurt me.
00:47:58Wait, was that your intention?
00:48:00I,
00:48:01I was hoping an unproductive
00:48:03and, if necessary, unpleasant interaction
00:48:05would, yes, lead you to see
00:48:07that this is not tenable.
00:48:09You needed to see that.
00:48:10You wanted him to humiliate me?
00:48:13You despise me that much.
00:48:16You are the one blackmailing me, remember?
00:48:19No, no, I offered you a partnership.
00:48:23Are you, are you hearing yourself?
00:48:26You, you, you seriously can't be that much of a moron.
00:48:29I'm not the one who did insider trading
00:48:32on a stupid commercial brokerage app.
00:48:34I'm not the healthcare professional
00:48:36who set up cage matches between my patients.
00:48:39No, because I didn't sign up
00:48:41for group therapy Thunderdome.
00:48:42You threatened my livelihood,
00:48:45my family.
00:48:45I am only human, Duncan.
00:48:47And I was right.
00:48:48I knew Carl wouldn't suffer a fool like you.
00:48:50You're a fool?
00:48:51A fool?
00:48:52Oh.
00:48:55Oh no.
00:48:57You don't actually think you're a genius,
00:48:59do you, Duncan?
00:49:00A lottery.
00:49:02That's how you got a college roommate.
00:49:04That's how you got Hamish.
00:49:06The actual genius.
00:49:09So, consider yourself absurdly, unjustly lucky.
00:49:16By God, you're mean.
00:49:19Well, I could be mean too, you know.
00:49:21Okay.
00:49:22Fine.
00:49:23You want to turn me in?
00:49:24Turn me in.
00:49:25I will lose my license, yes.
00:49:27But then, you know what goes right out the window?
00:49:31Doctor, patient, confidentiality.
00:49:34You're afraid of humiliation?
00:49:36I will air all of your weird, skidmarked,
00:49:40filthy laundry,
00:49:41and I will gladly go down,
00:49:44just so long as I take you with me.
00:49:46What?
00:49:46Why?
00:49:47Why are you doing this?
00:49:48Give it up, Duncan.
00:49:50The world doesn't revolve around you.
00:49:52It never did.
00:49:53And if you talk to my child again,
00:49:55I swear to Christ,
00:49:57I will shoot you dead.
00:49:58Fine.
00:49:59I'm on my own.
00:50:00I am...
00:50:03Always was.
00:50:05Always will be.
00:50:07Yes.
00:50:09Great, great, great.
00:50:10You know what, Joanne?
00:50:11I can work with that.
00:50:13Yep.
00:50:14Stay tuned.
00:50:16Stay tuned.
00:50:39God damn it, you're ugly.
00:50:50Hey.
00:50:54No one but us stupid enough
00:50:55to come out in the middle of this, right?
00:50:58I figured at least
00:51:00you might, uh,
00:51:02respect my persistence.
00:51:05Is that bothering you, Carl?
00:51:06Yes.
00:51:07What do you want me to do?
00:51:09Call me that coffee getters about, please.
00:51:12Oh, my God.
00:51:12He's kidding.
00:51:13He's kidding.
00:51:14We're old friends.
00:51:14I crawled out.
00:51:19You...
00:51:20I...
00:51:21Is that...
00:51:22It's a Linus phone.
00:51:25They were playing him everywhere.
00:51:27Hun,
00:51:28can you just
00:51:28turn this off?
00:51:31Come on.
00:51:31No one sees me
00:51:33But they gave me a moment
00:51:35You know,
00:51:36a couple years back,
00:51:37I was, uh,
00:51:38worth a lot on paper.
00:51:40Almost as much as you, Carl.
00:51:42We, uh,
00:51:43threw this big
00:51:43tits-out blow-off party,
00:51:45and
00:51:46I wanted Linus Bo
00:51:47to play.
00:51:48So I offered him
00:51:49a million bucks,
00:51:50and he said no.
00:51:52So,
00:51:53I went to, uh,
00:51:54two million
00:51:55to three million
00:51:56to four million,
00:51:57and I thought
00:51:59this son of a bitch
00:52:00couldn't be bought.
00:52:02And before giving up,
00:52:04I went to 4.5,
00:52:05and he said yes.
00:52:07And Linus Bo
00:52:08came to my house,
00:52:09my own backyard,
00:52:11played three songs,
00:52:12and walked off stage,
00:52:14flashed me the bird,
00:52:15double-barreled
00:52:16in front of my
00:52:18employees,
00:52:19my co-founder,
00:52:20my wife,
00:52:21my dad,
00:52:22and he screamed,
00:52:23you people
00:52:24are fucking
00:52:24disgusting.
00:52:27Huh.
00:52:29Well,
00:52:30it messed me up
00:52:32for a while.
00:52:34And then I, uh,
00:52:38I finally went
00:52:39to therapy.
00:52:41Yeah.
00:52:43Not afraid
00:52:44to admit it.
00:52:45And I realized,
00:52:46you know what?
00:52:47He wasn't giving me
00:52:48the finger.
00:52:49He was giving
00:52:50himself the finger.
00:52:51Linus took the money,
00:52:52and man,
00:52:53that must have
00:52:53burnt him,
00:52:54because he never,
00:52:54he never made
00:52:56another record
00:52:57after that.
00:52:58I broke him.
00:53:01Most people are weak.
00:53:03But not you, Carl.
00:53:04Not you.
00:53:05No.
00:53:06No, you're not.
00:53:08You can't tolerate
00:53:09bullshit.
00:53:10Didn't put up
00:53:10with mine,
00:53:11and I have scars
00:53:12to prove it.
00:53:13And everyone knows
00:53:14you had your run-ins
00:53:15with Cupertino, Tim.
00:53:16If I sell to them,
00:53:17to Cupertino,
00:53:18my legacy would end up
00:53:19exactly like Linus Poe's.
00:53:21A loser
00:53:23who can be bought off.
00:53:25It's you.
00:53:26You.
00:53:27Not them.
00:53:28Not Cupertino.
00:53:29You.
00:53:29I need you.
00:53:31And I'm so sure of it.
00:53:347% stake,
00:53:3510% below market value.
00:53:38And I get
00:53:39300 million
00:53:40capital infusion,
00:53:43market credibility,
00:53:44and someone I deeply,
00:53:45deeply admire
00:53:46whispering sweet,
00:53:47uncut wisdom
00:53:48into my ear.
00:53:50We're not just
00:53:51mining data,
00:53:53Carl.
00:53:54We're doing
00:53:54the important work
00:53:55of profiling
00:53:56every single human
00:53:57on the planet.
00:53:58And what happens
00:53:59after that?
00:54:00It's changed.
00:54:01Changed.
00:54:02Every single person.
00:54:03What they want.
00:54:04What they think.
00:54:05What people believe.
00:54:15Well, you're not
00:54:16stabbing me, Carl.
00:54:32Yes!
00:54:34Yes!
00:54:36Oh, my God!
00:54:39Ew!
00:54:40Ew!
00:54:56Robo-tunes, make me a song of triumph
00:54:59in the style of Linus Poe and put my name in it.
00:55:15The earth swung low, the sky split in two
00:55:18but Duncan kept walking as great men do.
00:55:23They said you can win and he whispered we'll see
00:55:27and the wind spoke his name through the teeth of the trees.
00:55:32Duncan wore no crown, no coin or creed
00:55:36just the silence of hunger and the ghost of need
00:55:40and Duncan walks forward the rise of a king.
00:55:47Carl Bardoff is coming!
00:55:49He's one of us!
00:55:54What? You were here at Harvard.
00:55:56I never went to Hartford.
00:55:57You were with Duncan Park.
00:55:58What were you two up to?
00:56:00I'm getting back into the game, so thank you.
00:56:03Alvin died.
00:56:04The landlord?
00:56:05I don't want to lose our home.
00:56:08Why don't we show Mr. Bardoff the power of Nodin?
00:56:16What a douche.
00:56:20Orson Barak Stern.
00:56:25Mom, what were you watching?
00:56:27Naked people.
00:56:31In episode three, Joanne tries to be a good mom.
00:56:35Oh my God, for five minutes you can hold it in.
00:56:37No, I can't.
00:56:38Orson has IBS.
00:56:40He's got difficulty with his stomach.
00:56:43It's part of the reason why he doesn't want to be
00:56:45a matriculating student at this place.
00:56:48It's really embarrassing for him
00:56:49and it's like something he is really insecure about.
00:56:51So there's a need for parental guidance here.
00:56:56Orson needs to know that his mother has his back
00:56:59and she shows that by sort of corralling him
00:57:03to a Stanford doctor.
00:57:05You get a glimpse into how he feels like his mom
00:57:07isn't there for him and how he feels like
00:57:09her problems are always bigger than his problems
00:57:11and like she matters more.
00:57:13It doesn't exactly feel like a nurturing response
00:57:16to his ailments.
00:57:18Samples are handled by the lab tech.
00:57:20You better get it there.
00:57:21Let go to lunch at 12.
00:57:23It's another instance of someone's hubris.
00:57:27Joanne's in this case, I can fix this problem,
00:57:29confronting and colliding with reality.
00:57:33There's a firestorm going on outside.
00:57:36There's wildfires.
00:57:37The air is terrible.
00:57:38And she's going to get the poop there on time
00:57:41no matter what.
00:57:42And we see this fantastic montage
00:57:44of her going through the hospital.
00:57:46And it's, I think, a moment where we really feel
00:57:49for Joanne.
00:57:50And she does this little victory dance
00:57:52after she convinces the lab guy
00:57:54to take the stool sample.
00:57:56Yes!
00:57:57To me, what she's saying in that moment is,
00:58:00damn it, I'm a good mother.
00:58:01You would not believe what I have just been through.
00:58:10Do you do it with this?
00:58:11Is that good enough?
00:58:12Because I need blood on this fork.
00:58:13In episode three, Duncan goes from pursuing
00:58:16Bardolph, Duncan Park, hypernosis,
00:58:19to being stabbed by him.
00:58:21Because with a forward-facing data analytics out.
00:58:30And then eventually bagging him.
00:58:31And it's all about relentlessness.
00:58:34And his teacher in all of this is a spider
00:58:38that he finds and tries to kill repeatedly in his sink.
00:58:47A spider can talk.
00:58:49He would say to me, go down swinging.
00:58:51But why go down at all?
00:58:52Duncan, you're worth a lot of money.
00:58:54Go, enjoy your life.
00:58:55I don't know, play pickleball.
00:58:56Yeah, very clever.
00:58:57I hear your words behind your words.
00:59:00There are no words behind my words.
00:59:02And ultimately learns the value of you can't kill me
00:59:06and never stop coming back.
00:59:08And that's what he does with Bardolph.
00:59:10I need you.
00:59:12And I'm so sure of it.
00:59:15Well, you're not stabbing me, Carl.
00:59:18In the end, he wins.
00:59:23One of my favorite aspects of his victory there
00:59:26is he walks out into a world on fire.
00:59:29Yes!
00:59:30Yes!
00:59:33Oh, my God!
00:59:35You!
00:59:37You!
00:59:57Oh, my God!
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