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00:00:05Hypernosis. My company. We harvest your data every time you click a green. And as you know,
00:00:11I have trust issues. Patients have dangerous, violent tendencies. What do you sell? Data.
00:00:18The VA has 16 million wounded heroes in its file. When you are insider trading off your
00:00:25clients' most private and confidential confidences, all I need is just one of your clients.
00:00:32Carl Bardo.
00:00:54Carl Bardo.
00:01:04why is there a spider in my sink
00:01:16dr gary yes duncan hi uh so i have test results i'm preliminary you know normally i'd like to do
00:01:22a formal diagnostic write-up but um since you seem to be in a hurry give it to me straight
00:01:26where am i
00:01:27on the spectrum what's my score well according to these tests you are actually completely typical
00:01:33typical that sounds like a slur no uh it just means that you are not neurodivergent that can't
00:01:41be possible i i think different also i have zero sense of humor and zero empathy
00:01:48you know uh actually uh according to the stats as far as quantifiable attributes associated with
00:01:53what is generally thought of as empathy you are a highly empathetic person what suck my dick i'm
00:02:00empathetic no i'm sorry you know duncan i think maybe i'm just not communicating it properly okay
00:02:05in layman's terms you're normal i'm sorry no you're normal i'm fucking exceptional well from a medical
00:02:14perspective the two are not mutually exclusive no no empathetic is just pathetic with the prefix okay
00:02:21i am an apex predator i eat empathy for breakfast okay and how how qualified are you anyway gary
00:02:28yeah well you work with kids what's up with that what's with all the kids gary huh that's weird
00:02:35i understand that a surprising diagnosis can be destabilized
00:02:39all right fruit yeah
00:02:43oh my god what the are you serious duncan there's wildfires they're not far from napa
00:02:56duncan
00:02:58duncan
00:02:59duncan
00:02:59duncan
00:03:00duncan
00:03:00duncan
00:03:02duncan
00:03:03taste the sting of mint you creepy hairy little freak
00:03:15actually you're highly empathetic
00:03:30you've reached dr joanne felder if this is an emergency call 9-1-1 otherwise leave a message
00:03:38oh hard off is in my sights the legend himself i feel like jane goodall about to shoot a silverback
00:03:45gorilla
00:03:46oh my gosh all i need is for him to come on board for like three to five percent sake
00:03:52and i am
00:03:52invincible you prepare me well joanne it is duncan park signing off
00:04:02who's that oh um that's linus poe you know his music no the guy on the phone oh no one
00:04:11client
00:04:13you ever worry their clients might be like unstable maybe dangerous no honey no not my clientele
00:04:23is it because they're rich
00:04:24well because you have to be fairly stable mentally emotionally to achieve financial prosperity
00:04:33i don't think that's true you know historically speaking
00:04:37that was linus poe sadly the ohio balladeer died today at 834
00:04:42oh no
00:04:45are you okay
00:04:46yeah sorry it's just linus poe you know he got me through high school and so much
00:04:51damn it
00:04:51every time npr plays someone's music they're dead
00:04:54i'm sorry dad loves him too so i introduced your dad to linus poe
00:05:23carl bardoff
00:05:25duncan park hypernosis
00:05:30big fan super huge you know hugest it's titanic uncomfortably huge i might mind if i sit
00:05:42your manifesto bardoff's law that was super important to me you know in a society driven
00:05:51by technology growth will continue endlessly the ultimate hockey stick
00:05:57yeah you're you're on my mount rush work carl tell you that but you're not stone you are flesh and
00:06:04i bet
00:06:05i bet you're not done not even close
00:06:11so me uh i yeah uh i co-founded uh fafa.com fafa you've you've heard of it nope
00:06:21um f a h dash fa dot com yeah it was huge in uh 09 early but it doesn't matter
00:06:31my latest enterprise
00:06:33hypernosis i mean data analytics great great algo the thing is
00:06:43cupertino wants us yeah we're in acquisition talks i got leaked to the press a couple weeks ago so i'm
00:06:50not talking out of school but i i think it's a big mistake taking the deal i mean you know
00:06:57what it's like there golden handcuffs you get it so i was thinking if i could find a private placement
00:07:04investor someone whose reputation for picking winners is so stellar and here you are
00:07:10i mean i mean so i gotta ask like how about us and maybe hypernosis is how you get back
00:07:18in the game
00:07:18double rainbow i mean with a forward-facing data analytics company we could really make something
00:07:31what the fuck
00:07:33what the fuck is blue
00:07:36oh my god
00:08:08zero day since i stabbed someone joanne
00:08:10uh who did you stab this discount ceo comes to my heart and starts talking like i gave him clearance
00:08:18to speak
00:08:19so so uh you stabbed him it was with a fork
00:08:23he's he's fine but i'm not all that work we did wasted everything we accomplished you said
00:08:31okay
00:08:31throw it out the window
00:08:32yes okay okay carl that's okay we we we can discuss
00:08:37all of it in session right now
00:08:40i i have to
00:08:41yeah okay boundaries you're right
00:08:43and just after mine were crossed too
00:08:45it's okay uh how about thursday at noon
00:08:49you gotta you gotta believe joanne this guy he's the type of guy you want to shoot
00:08:53right between his sniveling little wormy eyes but you can't
00:08:58because you're not supposed to
00:08:59i get it and not your fault carl
00:09:01whatever happened not your fault
00:09:03some people deserve maybe not stabbing but a real
00:09:07definitive i'm sorry i i have to take this
00:09:11what do you know where orson is
00:09:13oh ethan yeah he's uh at school
00:09:16well i was worried about the fire
00:09:17yes we will work through all of it
00:09:20in session
00:09:20joanne
00:09:21on thursday
00:09:21okay
00:09:23hello
00:09:23ethan i dropped him there this morning
00:09:25well i called his school and he's not there
00:09:27he's not even registered joanne
00:09:29what is going on
00:09:31he's there i i see him on my tracker
00:09:34jesus
00:09:34i don't understand
00:09:35well you got some bad info ethan
00:09:37but of course the only explanation for you is bad mother right
00:09:41maybe before drawing damning conclusions
00:09:43open yourself up to the possibility that most things happen because of a
00:09:46series of micro screw-ups they they build up like
00:09:49like coral reefs or or dung beetle nests
00:09:52it's for the boy
00:09:53dung beetle
00:09:54i have no idea what you're talking about right now but our son is not a dung beetle
00:09:59what
00:09:59i said he's not a dung beetle
00:10:02he's not the dung beetle in the metaphor ethan
00:10:15stabbed with pork tetanus shot question mark
00:10:23oh god oh god
00:10:25move move
00:10:27can you get me some antibacterial ointment please
00:10:31uh ointment yes ointment of course uh duncan what happened what's it look like what's it
00:10:37look like uh i i couldn't say a rodent twin rodents
00:10:45hey captain
00:10:47big news cabinet level
00:10:50coming to visit we just talked to sekva
00:10:53great what's the sekva uh the secretary of the va she's gonna be at town this week so
00:10:59yeah and we we've been working with uh your cto harper turns out your gynoden gizmo
00:11:07i have gynoden
00:11:08same tech right can be used to identify bets at risk of self-harm huge
00:11:15wow i mean a really a godsend and she agrees so she's coming here to check it out
00:11:20oh would you catch a fork there jefe lucky ointment please i listen i would love to meet your friend
00:11:29i really would but i have deals to chase deals
00:11:33deals that are real deals
00:11:35yeah yeah no i get it government money
00:11:37right it doesn't flow
00:11:39but thank you
00:11:40there are workarounds
00:11:41yeah fast tracks huh and sekva can help with that she can maybe get you i'm telling you
00:11:49like a half up front to pay you to pay your people and to pay the engineers we're gonna need
00:11:55to
00:11:55hire to get you that pile of data okay maybe we should simplify the data how fast oh fast yeah
00:12:03yeah yeah yeah yeah with her sign off matter of weeks okay thank you thank you mother
00:12:08yeah
00:12:10you don't always get to bang the prom queen sometimes it's the greasy hair girl
00:12:14with a weird curve in her back
00:12:15that's the only willing partner right
00:12:18okay
00:12:18wow
00:12:25here's what i'm thinking
00:12:28barbecue
00:12:30okay
00:12:31a texas bbq we red white and blew the shit out
00:12:35you know a pig on a friggin spit a whole hawk
00:12:39we put it on the roof we get vips a dj and your
00:12:43sekva yeah
00:12:44sekva yeah
00:12:45sure hypergnosis is soliciting a government contract so we have to be cognizant there's regulations
00:12:52i'm throwing the party i'm buying the pig i'll get the kosher
00:12:56yeah no we'll roll out the red carpet make your secretary feel like a boss
00:13:00lucky get us a hog
00:13:02yeah you got it
00:13:03great great meeting guys
00:13:05i'm just throwing the party right
00:13:06i'll get on the phone now
00:13:09okay
00:13:10having a party
00:13:35what a douche
00:13:40orson barack stern
00:13:47mom
00:13:49see i told you he was here
00:13:51what are you doing here
00:13:52what are you doing here
00:13:55what were you watching
00:13:58what were you watching orson
00:14:02naked
00:14:02people
00:14:03and were you planning to spend all of ninth grade jacking it off back here
00:14:10okay
00:14:10why did nobody here call me
00:14:12he's not even enrolled
00:14:14we can't call the mother of every child who isn't a student at las altas
00:14:18well i guess i wrongfully assumed that for ninety thousand dollars a year
00:14:23on scholarship
00:14:24i could at the very least keep track of him
00:14:27i'm sorry but when orson got home from school and you asked how his day was helped him with his
00:14:31homework
00:14:32okay who are you
00:14:33i'm the one who had to replant the succulents you massacred during your road rage incident
00:14:37well that
00:14:38that was an emergency
00:14:40i am a psychologist
00:14:41and
00:14:42i had a patient
00:14:43in crisis
00:14:45i know it sounds harsh
00:14:47but until we get his eighth grade transcript
00:14:49and officially enroll him
00:14:51he's not our responsibility
00:14:53he's yours
00:14:54you know what
00:14:55it's fine
00:14:56we will reach out to his baltimore school first thing tomorrow
00:15:00and that means you can enroll him when
00:15:02we're on it
00:15:03we're on it
00:15:04okay
00:15:04we're on it
00:15:06and we will get you sorted
00:15:10i am going to kill your father
00:15:14okay orson let's go
00:15:16i
00:15:17i gotta
00:15:19oh my god for five minutes you can hold it in
00:15:22no i can't
00:15:23i'm so tired of this
00:15:25it's it's it's it's intolerable
00:15:27yeah try being me
00:15:34oh my god
00:15:35duncan
00:15:37what are you doing
00:15:38looking for something to avoid scars
00:15:41that's for wrinkles
00:15:42duncan the fires are bearing down in napa
00:15:44you know
00:15:45i asked for we go to hire private responders to use that pink fire retardant
00:15:49at a cost of course
00:15:51can you say retardant anymore
00:15:53we have insurance
00:15:54but this is our house
00:15:55it's a house
00:15:56we have
00:15:58we have other houses
00:15:59oh okay you're just absent all sentimentality
00:16:02yeah
00:16:03i think so
00:16:05you remember our song at our wedding
00:16:07you remember what that was
00:16:09yes you do
00:16:10linus poe
00:16:11and what of it
00:16:12he died
00:16:15today
00:16:24are you uh
00:16:25didn't even ask me what happened
00:16:27you got stabbed with a fork
00:16:29yes
00:16:30i did
00:16:32but do you even want to know why
00:16:35sure they had a reason
00:16:46i i
00:17:01care
00:17:02i
00:17:04i
00:17:05i
00:17:10What's going on?
00:17:13Nothing!
00:17:29Goodbye.
00:17:31Goodbye.
00:17:38Honey, how's it going in there?
00:17:40I really don't want to see another doctor.
00:17:42Your dad took you to a Baltimore doctor, okay?
00:17:46I got you in with a Stanford GI man.
00:17:49Woman, actually.
00:17:50She uses tech to create this 3D data map, diet, gut biome.
00:17:55I just don't understand the directions.
00:17:58I...
00:17:59You...
00:18:00So...
00:18:01You just...
00:18:02You poop in the hat.
00:18:03I don't want to poop in the hat.
00:18:07I'm sorry.
00:18:07Let me...
00:18:08Let me just get rid of this man.
00:18:11Please, Orson, please.
00:18:12Just poop in the hat.
00:18:14And nothing to eat after 9, okay?
00:18:16Like, I mean it.
00:18:17I mean not even water.
00:18:18Ow, this house!
00:18:20What?
00:18:21I can't talk.
00:18:23I'm in the middle of a family...
00:18:25What spider?
00:18:27Like, I'm the spider.
00:18:29I got stabbed, but I didn't die.
00:18:30I think it's a sign.
00:18:32Duncan, you only got stabbed by a fork.
00:18:34Okay, grow up.
00:18:35Move on.
00:18:36Not taking no for an answer is...
00:18:38Sometimes the answer really is no.
00:18:40If the spider could talk, he would say to me,
00:18:42Go down swinging.
00:18:44But why go down at all?
00:18:45Duncan, you're worth a lot of money.
00:18:46Go, enjoy your life.
00:18:47I don't know.
00:18:47Play pickleball.
00:18:49Take up quilting on the Riviera or wherever.
00:18:52Oh, you're incepting me, aren't you?
00:18:55Pickleball.
00:18:56Yeah, very clever.
00:18:57I hear your words behind your words.
00:18:59There are no words behind my words.
00:19:02I...
00:19:09Goddamn.
00:19:11Like you crawled out of Satan's piss hole.
00:19:15I'm all right, little spawn Satan.
00:19:20Respect.
00:19:22Respect.
00:19:23Respect.
00:19:24Respect.
00:19:28You're the man.
00:19:29You're the man.
00:19:39Hi.
00:19:40Can I come in?
00:19:42We can talk.
00:19:43Yeah?
00:19:45Oh, God.
00:19:47Get off me.
00:19:49We are authorized.
00:19:51You're filming this?
00:19:52He stabbed me.
00:19:54He stabbed me.
00:19:55He's okay.
00:19:56Okay.
00:19:57Let's try.
00:19:58Let's try.
00:20:00Oh, God.
00:20:01Asshole.
00:20:03Are you laughing?
00:20:04Are you laughing?
00:20:05Are you laughing?
00:20:06You can't kill me?
00:20:07You can't kill me.
00:20:11You can't kill me.
00:20:29And you can't kill me.
00:20:30Ah, No.
00:20:32Come on.
00:20:32What's your name?
00:20:33Yeah.
00:20:34I don't know.
00:20:34I can't kill me.
00:20:37It's all right.
00:20:38Huh?
00:20:39Dude it's.
00:20:40We're driving, man.
00:20:41It's like I don't care of you
00:20:42know.
00:20:42And I don't care of you.
00:20:45Oh, your face.
00:20:47Do you need some ice?
00:20:47Yeah, floating in vodka.
00:20:48Four fingers.
00:20:49And more bunting.
00:20:50A lot more bunting.
00:20:51More.
00:20:51Yep.
00:21:04Hey.
00:21:06There you are.
00:21:07We got our problems.
00:21:09Secfa's plane is still circling.
00:21:12Still ate an hour, at least.
00:21:16Yeah, it's beautiful and awful, yeah?
00:21:19This guy's the same color, but the oil fields.
00:21:22Same smell.
00:21:23It's like, I don't know, trap grease.
00:21:26Charred flesh.
00:21:29You smell that?
00:21:30It's bacon.
00:21:32Pig flesh.
00:21:34Are you getting triggered?
00:21:36I know how to ride it out.
00:21:38I've had 30 years of practice.
00:21:40Ruffrey, how we doing?
00:21:41How's it going?
00:21:42How's it looking, huh?
00:21:43No bunting?
00:21:44Really wanted it to be like a shock of red, white, and blue.
00:21:47You know, like Betsy Ross exploded.
00:21:50I think it's the right amount.
00:21:51Great, great.
00:21:52I was thinking maybe it would be swell if we'd get the camera guys getting me greeting Secfa,
00:21:56and then maybe she could go to the reporters and say how I'm a hero to heroes.
00:22:00You know, being a successful guy.
00:22:02Helping.
00:22:02Helping.
00:22:03Sure, sure.
00:22:04Listen, Secfa is delayed, okay?
00:22:06Because of the smoke.
00:22:08No.
00:22:09Where's the know-how?
00:22:10I mean, you could blow it out with, like, one of those tactical fans.
00:22:14I don't know.
00:22:15Just do it.
00:22:16Hey.
00:22:17What happened to your face?
00:22:19What happened to your face?
00:22:21Just get her.
00:22:22Just get her.
00:22:22Hoo-ha.
00:22:23Do it.
00:22:25America.
00:22:28Don't ask people to dance, okay?
00:22:29No one's going to want to dance.
00:22:30Just, you'll look stupid.
00:22:32Wasn't going to.
00:22:33Yeah, and keep it classy.
00:22:34Nothing French.
00:22:35Uh, the caterers are not happy.
00:22:37Who is?
00:22:38Uh, they're saying they can't breathe, the smoke from the fires.
00:22:41Wait, tell them, tell them the fires will give the meat a smoked flavor.
00:22:45You know, pork charred with old-growth giant Sequoia rub.
00:22:49You know, right?
00:22:49You don't see that on the menu every day.
00:22:51I've never seen it.
00:22:52Go!
00:22:53Great.
00:22:53Okay.
00:22:54Okay.
00:22:54Uh, she's landing.
00:22:58Oh, yes, yes.
00:22:59Okay, good.
00:23:00What kind of music does a sex file like?
00:23:01Do we can, you know, anthems, country, dubstep?
00:23:04She likes, hey, do we have dubstep?
00:23:06I actually, you know, oh, uh, don't.
00:23:09Uh, flag on the play.
00:23:11Okay, um, it turns out that, uh, she had two events booked tonight, and, uh, due to the
00:23:18delay, she can't make it to both.
00:23:19So she's choosing one that's not mine?
00:23:23Yeah.
00:23:24Yeah.
00:23:24Uh, let me show you, man.
00:23:26You have to be.
00:23:29Okay, who's the lucky fellow?
00:23:30Hmm?
00:23:32It's, uh, it's Spookle.
00:23:35They, they do our social media stuff, and...
00:23:38You know, it's a, it's, it's a big contract, actually.
00:23:40I, you know, bigger...
00:23:43Listen, just open it, I don't care.
00:23:45Duncan, Duncan.
00:23:46What?
00:23:46Maybe if you called her, that would...
00:23:47I'm not begging the ugly girl to go out with me, okay?
00:23:50Spookle!
00:23:51Okay.
00:23:52Spookle!
00:23:53I...
00:23:55The guests are starting to...
00:23:56Yeah, tell them to go home.
00:23:57It's done.
00:23:58It's over.
00:23:58It's over.
00:23:59Shut it down, DJ dipshit.
00:24:01Unplug it.
00:24:01It's done.
00:24:01Party's over.
00:24:02Party's over.
00:24:03Put everything down.
00:24:04Party is over.
00:24:05Do not take photos.
00:24:07Party's fucking done.
00:24:20Big blind.
00:24:28Needed to lock in the sec pot, Tom.
00:24:31Pack her.
00:24:31Hijack her to a black side.
00:24:33And won't report the pitch till you seal the deal.
00:24:36It's called salesmanship.
00:24:38I promise one drink and one go.
00:24:42Oh, look who it is.
00:24:43The architect of my bloody government contract.
00:24:49Hi, Martin.
00:24:50Hi, Duncan.
00:24:51Oh, Nena.
00:24:52Hi.
00:24:53Forgot I invited you.
00:24:56Uh, Barry, can you show Nena out and tell her guests to go home and lock the doors?
00:25:00Thanks.
00:25:15What happened?
00:25:17Oh, this, uh, investor recruitment.
00:25:22A heart now, I take it.
00:25:24Yep.
00:25:26Nobody wants Dunkey.
00:25:28Not you, not, not your VA.
00:25:32Sorry.
00:25:34There was circumstances.
00:25:36Jesus, can't go any lower.
00:25:37Where it's like I was benched by the wheelchair basketball team.
00:25:42The deal's not dead.
00:25:47God, Martin's weird.
00:25:51Aren't we all?
00:25:59Where's Lily?
00:26:02I'm obsessively watching news over the fire.
00:26:06Yeah.
00:26:06Then she knew you were going to be here.
00:26:10If we were only doing half the things she thinks we're doing.
00:26:15Such a waste, though.
00:26:18Serving sentence without committing a crime.
00:26:24This is where the engineers work.
00:26:28Messy.
00:26:30If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, what then is an empty desk a sign in?
00:26:35Einstein.
00:26:36Very good, Xander.
00:26:39Hey, let's go talk to him.
00:26:54Are you all right?
00:26:57Do you need...
00:26:58I don't know.
00:27:01Water?
00:27:02Or...
00:27:03Ask if he's experiencing acute anxiety.
00:27:07Sorry.
00:27:08My...
00:27:10It's, uh...
00:27:12His name is Alexander.
00:27:14He's a...
00:27:16Friend.
00:27:17Are you with the...
00:27:18It was the VA.
00:27:20That's right.
00:27:21I'm guessing you're a veteran of war.
00:27:25First Gulf.
00:27:26I see.
00:27:27Did you kill anyone?
00:27:28Xander.
00:27:29The hell is this?
00:27:31Did your tour of duty end during or after Operation Desert Storm?
00:27:35Is that thing recording me?
00:27:36It's not recording.
00:27:38It's learning.
00:27:41You're teaching him about war.
00:27:44Is that all right?
00:27:46It...
00:27:47Lou, do you like to talk to him?
00:27:50Nah, I don't like his face.
00:27:52It is only those who have neither fired a shot, nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who
00:27:58cry loud for blood.
00:28:00More vengeance.
00:28:02More desolation.
00:28:04War is hell.
00:28:08General Sherman.
00:28:10What's your name, soldier?
00:28:13Tom.
00:28:14That's all about the questions of your life.
00:28:17Good to know.
00:28:18I'm a friend.
00:28:19I'm a friend.
00:28:20I'm a friend.
00:28:21I'm a friend.
00:28:21Do you want to sit down?
00:28:29I'm just not doing something, right?
00:28:35For the life of me, I...
00:28:37I don't know what it is.
00:28:44You're Duncan bloody fuck.
00:28:46I know.
00:28:48You're not perfect, but you're impossible to ignore.
00:28:55That counts for a lot.
00:29:00Go home.
00:29:03Get some rest.
00:29:04You look a morning.
00:29:05It's pronounced appealing.
00:29:08But at the same time, I'm going to go find Martin.
00:29:15Who?
00:29:16Martin.
00:29:16I know.
00:29:35Can I help you?
00:29:38Hmm?
00:29:39No, I'm good.
00:29:40I'm just conducting an experiment.
00:29:44Is that a therapy bot?
00:29:45Well, he's whatever he wants to be.
00:29:50His name is Alexander.
00:29:51He's AGI.
00:29:53Bullshit.
00:29:54That's years away.
00:29:56He has his own thoughts.
00:29:59Own feelings been raising him.
00:30:02Curating his intake.
00:30:03With great care and affection.
00:30:07Martin!
00:30:09Can we go?
00:30:14What are we looking at?
00:30:18Alexander just leapt forward in real-time evolution.
00:30:26My gosh.
00:30:27Hey, Anushka.
00:30:28Have you seen Tom?
00:30:32What's happening?
00:30:34Your friend is the first real-world test case for a kind of neuro-companion I created.
00:30:44Fuck years.
00:30:45The baby.
00:30:49Look.
00:30:50Come on.
00:30:52No.
00:31:15Did you, did you do it?
00:31:20Well, you poop all the time, you're always pooping, but all of a sudden, you can't?
00:31:28It doesn't work like that. Sometimes I just, you know, I get...
00:31:35Maybe go for a walk, get things moving. You could take the dog.
00:31:42What?
00:31:44I bet if your dad asked you to, you'd poop.
00:31:46Oh my gosh, please just leave. Oh my gosh, watch your attitude.
00:31:50I don't like it.
00:32:33I've been thinking. Perhaps I've squeezed all I can out of Cupertino.
00:32:41Reach the edge of the map there, if I'm being honest.
00:32:44Well, when you're as high and mighty as they are, easy to miss what's happening on the ground.
00:32:48Exactly. Like what you did tonight with Alexander and Tom. Huge, Martin. Bravo.
00:33:00I mean, when was the last time we saw tech help?
00:33:08I know tech changed the world, but so did the bubonic plague.
00:33:16Truth be told, well, we actually made better. Did we spread knowledge?
00:33:23No. People used to occasionally agree on truth.
00:33:31Are we more tolerant of those different from ourselves?
00:33:38Please. Absolutely blew it on climate.
00:33:42Data centers emit more greenhouse gas than all of air travel.
00:33:47And have we made the lives of our children better?
00:33:50Provably, no.
00:33:52We can have Q-tips at our door in an hour.
00:33:55Huzzah for us.
00:34:01But you've... you've actually done something that might be different.
00:34:08The bubonic plague made way for the Renaissance and gave us Jack Russell Terriers.
00:34:17I was just wondering if I should finally collaborate with you on Alexander.
00:34:22Let's not cross streams, you know? Xander is... he's my thing.
00:34:31No, I... Martin. I know. You're the creator. And it could be something we can do together.
00:34:43In February of last year, you told me Xander looked like if a jellybean had delusions of grandeur.
00:34:49When in June of this year, you asked if I modeled him on the toddler's chew toy.
00:34:57You remember?
00:35:03No? I do.
00:35:29No.
00:35:32No.
00:35:33No.
00:35:34Duncan.
00:35:36Duncan.
00:35:37Duncan, the house is gone.
00:35:38Hmm?
00:35:39Early this morning, they had to abandon it. It's... oh my God, it's all gone.
00:35:53I'll build a new one.
00:35:55I don't want a new one.
00:35:58Well, you can't have what's gone. So...
00:36:02Thanks.
00:36:05So much.
00:36:08Very comforting.
00:36:11House we got married in, what did you do? What did you do there, Lily? Huh?
00:36:16You ate some pruned Danish? Is that...
00:36:19Are you being...
00:36:21Okay, are you being serious?
00:36:23Yes.
00:36:25Yes.
00:36:25Yes.
00:36:26Yes, I am.
00:36:27Okay.
00:36:28I'm very serious.
00:36:29It wasn't at the house.
00:36:32Despite our arrangement.
00:36:34It's just your idea, by the way. I wouldn't do that.
00:36:37Where was it, Jen?
00:36:37I told you...
00:36:38I told you the mud bath!
00:36:40Oh, like a pig, right?
00:36:41Great, great.
00:36:43Yeah, I guess your fear of UTIs is cured.
00:36:45You are disgusting!
00:36:47And just so you know, mud is antimicrobial.
00:36:57The house was ours!
00:37:00It was ours!
00:37:02What's up?
00:37:06I heard the news.
00:37:09I'm so sorry.
00:37:17Thank you, sweet mama.
00:37:23Oh, cashmere hoodie on the bench is obviously not for wash.
00:37:27Okay.
00:37:35Come on!
00:37:39Headphones.
00:37:40Lily, since everyone wins with headphones.
00:37:45You love his music.
00:37:46This was our first concert.
00:37:49What is wrong with you?
00:37:50Seriously.
00:37:51He's a sad cowboy goth shit.
00:37:54He's sad.
00:37:55Dad!
00:37:58What?
00:37:59There was a spider.
00:38:02Get up.
00:38:04Ow!
00:38:05Ow!
00:38:23We're gonna give him a twilight sedative for his trip.
00:38:25Okay.
00:38:26Might make it a little loopy.
00:38:28Well, what if I say something?
00:38:30Like what?
00:38:32I don't know.
00:38:34Um...
00:38:34Something that I...
00:38:35Know?
00:38:36That I...
00:38:37Maybe you don't know I know?
00:38:39Oh, sweetie.
00:38:41I'll...
00:38:41I'll plug my ears.
00:38:45Oh, yeah.
00:38:45Here's the, um...
00:38:49Here.
00:38:51Samples are handled by the lab tech.
00:38:53Not lab tech.
00:38:54Oh.
00:38:55Okay, so where do I...
00:38:56In the lab.
00:38:57Just a couple more and we're done.
00:39:00First Pavilion East.
00:39:01One building over.
00:39:02You better get it there.
00:39:03Let go to lunch at 12.
00:39:04Pass that, we'll have to collect another one.
00:39:05Oh, yeah.
00:39:06And you know, he had a lot of trouble getting the...
00:39:10Okay.
00:39:11Well, I will, uh, take the sample.
00:39:14I, um...
00:39:14Oh, just call me, okay?
00:39:16If you're feeling...
00:39:17You rushed me out without my phone.
00:39:18Oh, right.
00:39:19Here.
00:39:20Have mine.
00:39:22Just...
00:39:22Call me if you're feeling...
00:39:23I'll have your phone.
00:39:25Right, okay.
00:39:26Um, well, I'll be right back.
00:39:27So just...
00:39:28Watch a show.
00:39:29Or something.
00:39:30Don't buy anything.
00:39:31I love you.
00:39:51Where's my mom?
00:39:52She's not here, buddy.
00:39:53I'mEEE.
00:39:53I'm.
00:40:05I'm.
00:40:07I'm.
00:40:09I'm.
00:40:11Ten.
00:40:12Seven.
00:40:13Nine.
00:40:14Eight.
00:40:16Seven.
00:40:18Six.
00:40:20Six.
00:40:35Where the hell is 1582?
00:40:38Hey!
00:40:40Hey!
00:40:41Hey!
00:40:43Hey!
00:40:45Where's 1582?
00:41:08Oh my god, please, please, I, I got lost, please, please.
00:41:18Okay.
00:41:20Look, I've been the rules for you, you're gonna tell someone.
00:41:23Then I gotta do it for everyone.
00:41:25Look, I, you went to school to, to help people, right?
00:41:28So did I.
00:41:29And elbows deep in other people's shit is, is not how you thought it would go.
00:41:33I, I, I really get it.
00:41:36But, you can help me, I, a person, and it's my son's excrement.
00:41:41So, so, two people.
00:41:45It's rules.
00:41:49Yeah.
00:41:52Rules.
00:42:00Yeah.
00:42:02Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
00:42:07Um, you don't have an extra mask, do you?
00:42:08It's, it's, it's, it's nasty out there.
00:42:11Heaven knows me, I walk this dream.
00:42:16Ooh, yes.
00:42:19And I can't bear it evermore.
00:42:26Heaven keep me out through this dream.
00:42:34And I can't bear it evermore.
00:42:41Hey, bud.
00:42:42Little woozy.
00:42:43Give me thumbs up.
00:42:49Well, stay down.
00:42:50Can't hurt if you don't remember.
00:42:59Mm-hmm.
00:43:06Mm-hmm.
00:43:14Joanne.
00:43:15Mm-hmm.
00:43:17Jesus, Jojo, this, it, I, it shouldn't be this difficult.
00:43:21Let's get a hold of you.
00:43:22I, I lost, um, a friend.
00:43:27Kind of.
00:43:28Kind of.
00:43:28Well, he, he wasn't human, but I'm still miserable.
00:43:34Okay, you picked Bard off, right?
00:43:36And it has been a disaster.
00:43:38Like, he hates me.
00:43:39I, I, I don't even know why.
00:43:41Because you are a bad man.
00:43:46A bad, bad, bad man.
00:43:51Is this Orwell?
00:43:53No one likes you.
00:43:58Not even you.
00:44:01I like me.
00:44:02I, did your mom say she didn't like me?
00:44:05Did she tell you that?
00:44:07Get her.
00:44:09Arrivederci douchey douchey.
00:44:22How the hell with this?
00:44:23Hey!
00:44:25Shit.
00:44:30You would not believe what I have just been through.
00:44:35Okay.
00:44:37Oh, my God.
00:44:40You're all done?
00:44:41Let's go home.
00:44:43You must be serving.
00:44:45Oh, my God.
00:44:46So first, that bitchy nurse.
00:44:54Is that ramen?
00:44:56Mm-hmm.
00:44:56Oh, I love ramen.
00:44:59You remembered.
00:45:03Dad never gets it for me.
00:45:05Well.
00:45:06Thanks, Mom.
00:45:08You're the best.
00:45:11What'd they put in those meds of yours?
00:45:14Oh, yeah.
00:45:15That stuff was great.
00:45:17Yeah.
00:45:18Well, enjoy the ride.
00:45:19No refills.
00:45:21How about only Tuesdays and Thursdays?
00:45:31Oh, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.
00:45:37I, um, I completely forgot an appointment with a client today.
00:45:42It's...
00:45:43God damn it.
00:45:44Oh, it's okay.
00:45:46No regrets.
00:45:48I was right where I was supposed to be.
00:45:51What?
00:45:53Hello?
00:45:54Yeah.
00:45:55Yeah.
00:45:57So fast.
00:46:04Well, that can't be.
00:46:08That...
00:46:09That's not possible.
00:46:13Are you sure?
00:46:17Yep.
00:46:20No.
00:46:23Yeah, I...
00:46:24Yes, I will.
00:46:24I will follow up.
00:46:32That was the lab.
00:46:40Say it.
00:46:42Say what you did.
00:46:47Well, I know it wasn't Zeus's idea.
00:46:52You gave me dog shit.
00:46:56I'm sorry.
00:46:57Why?
00:47:00Why?
00:47:01association.
00:47:01What do you see?
00:47:03What?
00:47:05Why?
00:47:13What?
00:47:17What?
00:47:19What?
00:47:20What does this mean?
00:47:37What do you want, Duncan?
00:47:40What are you talking about?
00:47:44His name is Orson,
00:47:47and I strongly advise you to not even talk about my son.
00:47:52Do you hate me that much, Joanne?
00:47:54And if so, I'm just wondering if you wanted Bardolph to hurt me.
00:47:58Wait, was that your intention?
00:48:01I was hoping an unproductive and, if necessary, unpleasant interaction
00:48:05would, yes, lead you to see that this is not tenable.
00:48:09You needed to see that.
00:48:10You wanted him to humiliate me?
00:48:13You despise me that much.
00:48:16You are the one blackmailing me, remember?
00:48:19No, no, I offered you a partnership.
00:48:23Are you hearing yourself?
00:48:26You seriously can't be that much of a moron.
00:48:29I'm not the one who did insider trading on a stupid commercial brokerage app.
00:48:34I'm not the healthcare professional who set up cage matches between my patients.
00:48:39No, because I didn't sign up for group therapy Thunderdome.
00:48:42You threatened my livelihood, my family.
00:48:46I am only human, Duncan.
00:48:47And I was right.
00:48:48I knew Carl wouldn't suffer a fool like you.
00:48:50You're a fool?
00:48:51A fool?
00:48:55Oh no.
00:48:57You don't actually think you're a genius, do you, Duncan?
00:49:01A lottery.
00:49:02That's how you got a college roommate.
00:49:04That's how you got Hamish.
00:49:06The actual genius.
00:49:09So, consider yourself absurdly, unjustly lucky.
00:49:16By God, you're mean.
00:49:19Well, I could be mean too, you know.
00:49:20Okay.
00:49:22Fine.
00:49:22You want to turn me in?
00:49:24Turn me in.
00:49:25I will lose my license, yes.
00:49:27But then, you know what goes right out the window?
00:49:31Doctor-patient confidentiality.
00:49:34You're afraid of humiliation?
00:49:36I will air all of your weird, skid-marked, filthy laundry.
00:49:41And I will gladly go down, just so long as I take you with me.
00:49:46What?
00:49:46Why?
00:49:47Why are you doing this?
00:49:48Give it up, Duncan.
00:49:49The world doesn't revolve around you.
00:49:52It never did.
00:49:53And if you talk to my child again, I swear to Christ, I will shoot you dead.
00:49:58Fine.
00:49:59I'm on my own.
00:50:00I am...
00:50:03Always was.
00:50:05Always will be.
00:50:08Yes!
00:50:09Great, great, great.
00:50:10You know what, Joanne?
00:50:11I can work with that.
00:50:13Yep.
00:50:14Stay tuned.
00:50:40Goddamn, you're ugly.
00:50:42You're ugly.
00:50:44You're ugly.
00:50:51Hey.
00:50:54No one but us stupid enough to come out in the middle of this, right?
00:50:58I figured at least you might, uh, respect my persistence.
00:51:05Is that bothering you, Carl?
00:51:06Yes.
00:51:07What do you want me to do?
00:51:09Call me that coffee get us about, please.
00:51:12Oh, my God.
00:51:12He's kidding.
00:51:13He's kidding.
00:51:14We're old friends.
00:51:16I crawled out.
00:51:20You...
00:51:20I...
00:51:21Is that...
00:51:23It's the Linux phone.
00:51:25They were playing him everywhere.
00:51:27Hon, can you just turn this off?
00:51:31Come on.
00:51:36You know, a couple years back, I was, uh, worth a lot on paper.
00:51:40Almost as much as you, Carl.
00:51:41Well, we, uh, threw this big tits-out blow-off party, and I wanted Linus Poe to play.
00:51:48So I offered him a million bucks, and he said no.
00:51:52So I went to, uh, two million, to three million, to four million, and I thought this son of a
00:51:59bitch couldn't be bought.
00:52:02And before giving up, I went to 4.5, and he said yes.
00:52:07And Linus Poe came to my house, my own backyard, played three songs, and walked off stage, flashed
00:52:15me the bird, double-barreled in front of my employees, my co-founder, my wife, my dad,
00:52:22and he screamed, you people are fucking disgusting.
00:52:29Well, it messed me up for a while.
00:52:34And then I, uh, I finally went to therapy.
00:52:41Yeah.
00:52:43Not afraid to admit it.
00:52:45And I realized, you know what?
00:52:47He wasn't giving me the finger.
00:52:49He was giving himself the finger.
00:52:51Linus took the money, and man, that must have burnt him, because he never, he never made
00:52:56another record after that.
00:52:58I broke him.
00:53:01Most people are weak.
00:53:03But not you, Carl.
00:53:04Not you.
00:53:05No.
00:53:06No, you're not.
00:53:08You can't tolerate bullshit.
00:53:10Didn't put up with mine, and I have scars to prove it.
00:53:13And everyone knows you had your run-ins with Cupertino, Tim.
00:53:16If I sell to them, Cupertino, my legacy would end up exactly like Linus Pose, a loser who
00:53:23can be bought off.
00:53:25It's you.
00:53:26You.
00:53:27Not them.
00:53:28Not Cupertino.
00:53:29You.
00:53:29I need you.
00:53:31And I'm so sure of it.
00:53:347% stake, 10% below market value.
00:53:38And I get 300 million capital infusion, market credibility, and someone I deeply, deeply admire
00:53:46whispering sweet, uncut wisdom into my ear.
00:53:50We're not just mining data, Carl.
00:53:54We're doing the important work of profiling every single human on the planet.
00:53:58And what happens after that?
00:54:00It's changed.
00:54:01Changed.
00:54:01Every single person.
00:54:03What they want.
00:54:04What they think.
00:54:05What people believe.
00:54:15Well, you're not stabbing me, Carl.
00:54:33Yes!
00:54:34Yes!
00:54:35Oh, my God!
00:54:39Eww!
00:54:57Robotunes, make me a song of triumph in the style of Linus Poe and put my name in it.
00:55:14The earth swung low, the sky split in two, but Duncan kept walking as great men do.
00:55:23They said you can't win, and he whispered, we'll see.
00:55:28And the wind spoke his name through the teeth of the trees.
00:55:32Duncan wore no crown, no coin or creed, just the silence of hunger and the ghost of need.
00:55:41And Duncan walks forward, the rise of a king.
00:55:47Carl Bardoff is coming.
00:55:49Carl Bardoff is coming.
00:55:49He's one of us!
00:55:54What?
00:55:54You were here at Harvard.
00:55:56I never went to Hartford.
00:55:57You were with Duncan Park.
00:55:58What were you two up to?
00:56:00I'm getting back into the game, so thank you.
00:56:03Alvin died.
00:56:04The landlord?
00:56:05I don't want to lose our home.
00:56:07Why don't we show Mr. Bardoff the power of Nodin?
00:56:11No!
00:56:12Shut up!
00:56:12Shut up!
00:56:17What a douche.
00:56:20Forcing Barack Stern.
00:56:25Mom?
00:56:26What were you watching?
00:56:27Naked people.
00:56:31In episode three, Joanne tries to be a good mom.
00:56:35Oh my God, for five minutes you can hold it in.
00:56:37No, I can't.
00:56:38Orson has IBS.
00:56:40He's got difficulty with his stomach.
00:56:43It's part of the reason why he doesn't want to be a matriculating student at this place.
00:56:48It's really embarrassing for him, and it's like something he is really insecure about.
00:56:52So there's a need for parental guidance here.
00:56:55Orson needs to know that his mother has his back, and she shows that by sort of corralling
00:57:02him to a Stanford doctor.
00:57:05You get a glimpse into how he feels like his mom isn't there for him, and how he feels
00:57:09like her problems are always bigger than his problems, and like she matters more.
00:57:13It doesn't exactly feel like a nurturing response to his ailments.
00:57:18Samples are handled by the lab tech.
00:57:20You better get it there.
00:57:21They go to lunch at 12.
00:57:23It's another instance of someone's hubris.
00:57:27Joanne's in this case, I can fix this problem, confronting and colliding with reality.
00:57:33There's a firestorm going on outside.
00:57:36There's wildfires.
00:57:37The air is terrible.
00:57:38And she's going to get the poop there on time, no matter what.
00:57:41And we see this fantastic montage of her going to the hospital, and it's, I think, a moment
00:57:48where we really feel for Joanne.
00:57:50And she does this little victory dance after she convinces the lab guy to take the stool
00:57:55sample.
00:57:56Yes!
00:57:57To me, what she's saying in that moment is, damn it, I'm a good mother.
00:58:00You would not believe what I have just been through.
00:58:10Do you do it with this?
00:58:11Is that good enough?
00:58:12Because I need blood on this fork.
00:58:13In episode three, Duncan goes from pursuing Bardolph.
00:58:17Duncan Park.
00:58:19Hypernosis.
00:58:19To being stabbed by him.
00:58:21Because with a forward-facing data analytics out.
00:58:30And then eventually bagging him.
00:58:31And it's all about relentlessness.
00:58:34And his teacher in all of this is a spider that he finds and tries to kill repeatedly in
00:58:41his sink.
00:58:47A spider can talk.
00:58:49He would say to me, go down swinging.
00:58:51But why go down at all?
00:58:52Duncan, you're worth a lot of money.
00:58:54Go, enjoy your life.
00:58:55I don't know, play pickleball.
00:58:56Yeah, very clever.
00:58:57I hear your words behind your words.
00:59:00There are no words behind my words.
00:59:02And ultimately learns the value of you can't kill me and never stop coming back.
00:59:08And that's what he does with Bardolph.
00:59:10I need you.
00:59:12And I'm so sure of it.
00:59:15Well, you're not stabbing me, Carl.
00:59:18In the end, he wins.
00:59:23One of my favorite aspects of his victory there is he walks out into a world on fire.
00:59:29Yes!
00:59:30Yes!
00:59:33Oh, my God!
00:59:35You!
00:59:37You!
00:59:41You!
00:59:57Oh, my God!
00:59:59Oh, my God!
01:00:01Oh, my God!
01:00:02Oh, my God!
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