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New Hotπ₯ The Janitor Billionaire & His Swapped Bride π
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00:00:09I'm sorry for your loss Abigail. As per your adopted father's wishes, I placed you in the
00:00:14honors courses. Congratulations. Thank you Mr. Peters. I hope you'll feel right at home here at
00:00:21Clearwater High. Mom, Dad, you guys can rest easy now. Uncle Ben's been really good to me
00:00:28and tomorrow's the first day of my brand new life. Stop! Fred! I'm pregnant with your baby,
00:00:37you can't keep ignoring me! What, are you ignoring me now? Last warning, you do that again next
00:00:58time I run you over. Was that night we shared together not special to you? Chris, I want to be
00:01:03more than just another one of your booty calls. I want to be your girlfriend! Oh my god, did she
00:01:08seriously just say that? Not gonna lie though, Chris is insanely hot. I totally settled for a one night
00:01:14stand. Typical spoiled jock. We both know nothing happened. You spiked my drink. I blacked out. I was
00:01:23drunk out of my fucking mind and I still didn't let finger on it. Chris, please, give me a chance.
00:01:29Give our baby a chance, please. Chris, what are you doing? You could have hurt the baby!
00:01:39One more lie and it's over for you and that so-called baby of yours. Hey asshole, what's your deal?
00:01:45You can't just go around pushing pregnant girls like that. Apologize! Hey, I said apologize. Who is
00:01:56that girl? Did you not hear me? Tell her you're sorry! Oh my god, she's so cooked. That locket is
00:02:07like super important to Chris. Okay, now you're really asking for. He's kind of hot.
00:02:29No, Abigail, wake up. I'm sorry I broke your locket, okay? It was an accident. But it's nothing
00:02:36compared to what you did. Just walking around shoving girls you knock up. Sometimes the truth
00:02:42isn't always what it sounds like. I don't need an apology. Just get out of my sight.
00:03:06You proud of me, Mom? I held back from going off on that girl today just like you would have
00:03:11wanted. Hey, Chris. Remember how you always wanted a sibling? And guess what? I just found
00:03:18you a sister. Wait, what? A sister? Where? Where is she? Well, she should be here any second
00:03:26now. Why don't you come downstairs when you're ready. What the hell? Who would Dad even have
00:03:32a kid with? Wait, wait, wait. Now, how old is this sister? I'm not going to have to help
00:03:37him raise a baby now, am I? Wait, Dad, is she like my real sister? Yes. All right. Wait a
00:03:48second.
00:03:48Did he just ask if she was going to be a cool sister? Of course she is. She's my best
00:03:53friend's
00:03:53daughter. Abigail, please come in. Come in. Let me take this for you. Abigail, your dad was
00:04:08like my best friend in the world. I just want you to think of this house as your home. I
00:04:14know it's been rough and clearly I'm not going to, you know, replace him, but hopefully I can
00:04:18be a good father to you too. Thank you, Uncle Ben. And feel free to call me Dad. I mean,
00:04:26if
00:04:26you, when it's, why don't I introduce you to your brother? He's going to love you. I am sure
00:04:30of it. Chris, come down. Your sister's here. It's you. It's you?
00:04:49You two know each other already? That's perfect. I hate to do this, but I actually have to
00:04:54leave town on a business trip. So this punk here is going to watch after you while I'm
00:04:57gone. You two play nice. Chris, do not get her mixed up in any of your silly shenanigans.
00:05:08I'm Abigail.
00:05:11How old are you?
00:05:1317.
00:05:14We're the same age? Does that mean Dad cheated on Mom? Why the hell are you here?
00:05:19I just transferred to Clearwater High. That's why you saw me earlier. Oh, and Dad told me
00:05:23if you ever need help with homework or... You just had to transfer to my school, huh? What,
00:05:29are you going to use that as an excuse to force your way into my house and just make my
00:05:32life
00:05:32miserable? What else did Dad say? He said that since we're brother and sister, we should
00:05:37probably try to get along.
00:05:42Does he really have to be this close? Yeah, I'm an only child. I don't have a sister.
00:05:49Fine then.
00:05:52You know what? I actually don't want a brother like you anyway, because you're a deadbeat who
00:05:56knocks up girls then runs away.
00:05:58Watch your fucking mouth.
00:06:00You watch your mouth or I'll hit you.
00:06:12Whatever. This is probably for the best. At least I won't have to waste energy trying
00:06:16to get along with him.
00:06:25Oh, why am I so afraid of him?
00:06:29I feel like I forgot something.
00:06:34My bra!
00:06:51What? I clearly remember putting it right here.
00:06:58Hey, sis. What, you looking for this?
00:07:05I...
00:07:05A fruity bra, huh? You know, I didn't expect my dear sister to be so... childish.
00:07:12Give it back.
00:07:15You want it back? You're going to have to agree to my three rules. I mean, if you're going
00:07:19to live in my house, it's going to be on my terms.
00:07:22What are the rules?
00:07:23Rule number one. In public, we're complete strangers. I can't have anyone know when we
00:07:28live under the scene. No way.
00:07:30Okay. Easy peasy.
00:07:31Rule number two. You stay at least three feet away from me at all times.
00:07:37Okay. And the thirst?
00:07:40How about this? You owe me one.
00:07:44Owe you one?
00:07:45Yeah.
00:07:53What, is that going to be a problem?
00:07:55I didn't say that.
00:08:07I'm sorry, but what is that I feel on my thigh?
00:08:10It feels so hard.
00:08:12Okay.
00:08:14Don't move.
00:08:17Oh my god!
00:08:20I just moved in and my new brother already hates me. Living here is going to be a nightmare.
00:08:29Chris, help!
00:08:30How, so you're afraid of dogs, huh?
00:08:32Since when did you guys have a dog?
00:08:33Her name is Bella. She's a beloved member of this household. Thank you very much. If you
00:08:37want to live here, you're going to have to get along with her.
00:08:42Can you just tell him to stay back?
00:08:45Why should I? She's more family to me than you are. You know what? If you're afraid of
00:08:49her, then you should stay away. Ain't that right, though?
00:08:54Oh, it's time for school. You know, I'd give you a ride, but the whole first rule and
00:08:58all.
00:08:59Whatever. I don't want to ride from you anyway.
00:09:02God, again with the attitude. Also, one more thing. There's really no bus stops on the
00:09:08street and Uber's take forever to get here. So, who knows? You may have to hitchhike.
00:09:12What?
00:09:12Yeah. Ciao.
00:09:16Uh, go over there.
00:09:18Achoo!
00:09:32Chris, you asshole!
00:09:41Wait. Isn't that the girl from yesterday? Why did she just come out of Chris's house?
00:09:51And that is how you do it.
00:09:58Chris, you are such a dick!
00:10:04You must be Abigail, the new transfer student, late on your first day. You're quite different
00:10:08from how Mr. Peters described you.
00:10:22Oh my god, it's you!
00:10:26Thanks for standing up for me yesterday. Oh, I'm so sorry. What's your name again?
00:10:31Oh, my name is Abigail. I'm Kylie. Can I throw a welcome party for you?
00:10:37What? No, I don't even know anybody.
00:10:39That's the whole point of a party.
00:10:42Please, pretty please, give me a chance to thank you. I want to be your friend.
00:10:47Okay then, I guess.
00:10:51You'd better dress up, girl. Give me glam, elegant, something truly stunning. I want everyone to know my
00:10:57new BFF is a total baddie.
00:11:06Don't go to that party.
00:11:07What, are you afraid that me and your ex are going to get back at you?
00:11:11Wow, fine. My bad for trying to be nice. Don't blame me when you regret it.
00:11:27What the hell am I going to wear to this party?
00:11:34A fruity bra. I didn't expect my dear sister to be so... childish.
00:11:41Nope. I need a serious glow-up. No more of this childish shit.
00:11:59Okay, that's a good boy. No, these are not toys.
00:12:04These are toys! These are toys!
00:12:20Oh, no.
00:12:22A fruity bra to Lacey Thomas. I gotta say, it's quite the leap.
00:12:29Sorry about that. Can you just, um, give it back to me, please?
00:12:32Nope. Not until you tell me what you bought all this stuff for. And more importantly, why
00:12:38it's all so sexy.
00:12:41Oh my god, don't tell me you actually took my childish comment to heart, did you?
00:12:45No. It has nothing to do with you. I was just shopping for Kylie's party and
00:12:49I just bought some underwear, too, while I was at it. That's all.
00:12:52I told you not to go to that party. You need to stay away from Kylie.
00:12:56Back off. I could be friends with whoever I want.
00:13:03Whoa. It feels super weird saying this, but my sister's actually kind of cute.
00:13:17My sister's actually kind of cute.
00:13:24I'm gonna hang out with my new friends. I can't wait to hear all the dirt your ex has on
00:13:28you.
00:13:31Look, I don't know how many times I have to tell you, Kylie is not...
00:13:42This should be glam enough, right?
00:13:51Last time I'm gonna tell you, do not go to that party.
00:13:54Seriously, what is your problem? Am I not allowed to have my own life now?
00:13:57Kylie is not as nice as you think.
00:14:00I mean, the girl is literally nothing but trouble.
00:14:02Don't talk shit about my friend. Besides, she's better than you.
00:14:05You always bring me trouble, you stupid, selfish dick.
00:14:12Listen, I'm only warning you because Dad told me to look out for you.
00:14:19Hold on.
00:14:21Are you wearing perfume?
00:14:26Did you forget rule number two, big brother? Three feet apart at all times.
00:14:35Come on, Kris. Get a hold of yourself. She's your sister.
00:14:45Hey, Kylie. I'm here.
00:14:54Hey, Abigail. What brings you here?
00:14:57Ew, that dress screams Clarence Bridesmaid.
00:15:02But you told me you were throwing me a welcome party today.
00:15:06Who the fuck do you think you are?
00:15:09Aw, you must have misunderstood me. But still, I'm glad you came.
00:15:14Is this for me? Let's have a look.
00:15:21Juice? What is this, kindergarten?
00:15:24If you're gonna show up uninvited, at least bring some real booze.
00:15:30It seems I'm not wanted here, so I'll just see myself out.
00:15:34No, don't go. You haven't tried your juice yet.
00:15:51I don't understand. I thought you wanted to be my friend. Why would you do this to me?
00:15:56Friends? With you?
00:15:58My dad's the wealthiest guy in town, and you think you can be my friend.
00:16:03Oh, I get it now. You transferred to Clearwater High because you wanted to mooch off the rich kids.
00:16:09Hey guys, check out my new friend, Abby Fail. She sucks just as much as our stupid name.
00:16:16Aw, say cheese. Dance, Abby Fail.
00:16:20Hiley, stop.
00:16:21Aw, looks like you're about to cry.
00:16:23Hold a pose, Abby Fail.
00:16:48Get off me. Leave me alone.
00:16:51Well, bestie, how does this $3,000 bottle of Louis taste?
00:17:04Chris was right. You're the worst. I can't believe I ever wanted to be her friend.
00:17:09Let me guess, the whole pregnancy thing was a lie, too.
00:17:14Finally showing your true colors, huh? Let's be real. You only stood up for me yesterday because
00:17:18you wanted to look good in front of Chris. That's how you got into his bed last night, right?
00:17:24You slut! You're actually delusional. And you're just some whore who's trying to sleep her way to the
00:17:29top. Guess I'll just have to put you in your place. Everyone enjoying the show? How about we take this
00:17:35party over to the pool? Let go of me!
00:17:46If this doesn't feel right, I gotta go find her.
00:17:49Come on, pick up, pick up. Hey man, what's Kylie's address?
00:17:55Let go of me!
00:17:59Please let go! I didn't do anything to any of you! Why are you just going along with her?
00:18:03Enough bitching! Come on guys, she's drunk off by Louise, so let's help sober her up in the pool.
00:18:10No! Don't! No, no, no, no, no, no!
00:18:24My dress! It's too heavy! I'm sinking!
00:18:29Look at you, laying like a drowning dog.
00:18:39Help me! Somebody help me!
00:18:43Aw, Crowley won't. This is my house. No one's coming to save you.
00:18:52Oh my god, look at her. This is so gonna blow up on TikTok.
00:18:58Abigail!
00:19:03zmian.
00:19:28Chris...
00:19:28I'm sorry I'm late. Are you alright?
00:19:36Chris, we were just having a little fun with her?
00:19:39Fun, huh?
00:19:46How about now?
00:19:47You still having fun?
00:19:48What the fuck?
00:19:55Phone's in the pool, now!
00:20:02She's mine.
00:20:03Mess with her, you mess with me.
00:20:06Come on, let's go.
00:20:07Let's go.
00:20:26Shit, she's burning up.
00:20:28Our new dress is soaked, we gotta get this thing off.
00:20:33Hey, Abigail, wake up.
00:20:37Don't feel good.
00:20:38She's so drunk.
00:20:40Listen, you're running a fever.
00:20:42Alright, I'm gonna get you in some nice, warm, comfy clothes, okay?
00:20:53Chris.
00:20:55Yeah?
00:20:56Did you say something?
00:21:08Abigail.
00:21:09Uncle Pat, I mean, Dad.
00:21:11Crap, if Dad catches us like this, we're screwed.
00:21:14Hey, Abigail, are you asleep?
00:21:16Mm-hmm.
00:21:17I wanted to give you a gift I brought home with me.
00:21:20Mm-mm.
00:21:24Abigail, is something wrong?
00:21:31Abigail!
00:21:50Stay calm, she's your sister.
00:21:52You don't feel anything.
00:21:54Chris, are you hot, too?
00:21:57Oh, my God, she's so drunk.
00:21:59And hot.
00:22:04Don't.
00:22:05It's really hot in here, let me help you cool down.
00:22:18Shhh...
00:22:19Don't.
00:22:22Don't.
00:22:23Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.
00:22:29Ooh, ooh.
00:22:36Ooh, ooh, ooh.
00:22:39I guess she's downstairs.
00:22:49Chris, why'd you just touch my lips?
00:22:53And are you hard?
00:22:56What is wrong with me?
00:22:58Why do I want my sister?
00:23:01Chris, are you mad at me?
00:23:03Look, you're right. Kylie's the worst.
00:23:05I shouldn't have gone.
00:23:07Thank God you were there to save me.
00:23:09It was kind of sweet.
00:23:11Stop this. You can't want this.
00:23:13You can't.
00:23:14She's your sister.
00:23:40God, what am I doing?
00:23:42Kissing my sister?
00:23:43Have I lost my damn mind?
00:23:57I'll have you.
00:24:11I'll have you.
00:24:26Oh, Chris.
00:24:28Oh, Chris.
00:24:30Oh, Chris.
00:24:32Yes.
00:24:34Yes.
00:24:42Oh, my God.
00:24:43How could I have a wet dream about Chris?
00:25:07Careful.
00:25:23Oh shit, why did I actually want that to happen?
00:25:36Hey get back here.
00:25:37Abigail hasn't had her breakfast yet.
00:25:39Wait up for her and drive her to school.
00:25:46Eat up kiddo, there's plenty to go around.
00:26:00I know that you found somewhere there to lay your head at night, bet I love you right.
00:26:08Ask her by me, there's my blood to tell her, that's an oversight, over overnight.
00:26:19You're so hot.
00:26:23What?
00:26:25Why didn't you just call me?
00:26:28Why didn't you just call me?
00:26:30Did you just say Abigail was hot?
00:26:35Fuck, stay cool, stay cool.
00:26:37Don't let dad find out.
00:26:38Ah no, I meant Bella, which must be hot sitting under the table.
00:26:44Um, hey we're gonna be late, we gotta go.
00:26:48Hey, wait for your sister.
00:26:57Remember rule number one?
00:27:00Yep, total strangers, got it.
00:27:02Good.
00:27:15What the fuck?
00:27:21Did Abigail just come out of Chris's car?
00:27:24What the fuck?
00:27:26She's never driven any girl to school, like ever.
00:27:29Are she and Chris actually dating?
00:27:31As if.
00:27:32She's probably just not a dumb bitch trying to cling to him.
00:27:34God, he always attracts the most desperate trashy sluts.
00:27:37Ah!
00:27:38Ah!
00:27:39Ah!
00:28:02Bro, what's going on with you and the new girl?
00:28:05Everyone's saying you gave her a ride this morning to school?
00:28:07Dude, nothing's going on between us, alright?
00:28:10Absolutely nothing at all.
00:28:14Alright ladies, in the pool first.
00:28:16Boys, warm up.
00:28:39Hey!
00:28:40Stop!
00:28:41Seriously!
00:28:42Oops!
00:28:42Sorry!
00:28:43It's just so crowded in here, you know?
00:28:45Totally an accident.
00:29:00Oh shit, my top is gone.
00:29:06Damn it!
00:29:07Where did it go?
00:29:10Okay ladies, that's time.
00:29:12Boys, you're up.
00:29:17Oh no!
00:29:18I think we're missing someone.
00:29:20Pretty sure it's Abigail.
00:29:26Oh my god, what is that?
00:29:28Is it someone's swimsuit?
00:29:34Abigail!
00:29:35Is this yours?
00:29:36No freaking way.
00:29:37Does that mean she's basically naked?
00:29:39Don't worry, girly.
00:29:40We'll record this iconic moment for you.
00:29:43She's probably trying to get all the guys turned on.
00:29:46What a fucking slut.
00:29:47Can you please give it back?
00:29:49Uh oh, you're too far away.
00:29:52I can't throw it all the way over there.
00:29:54I'll just ask some of the guys to bring it to you.
00:29:57Hey boy!
00:29:58Abigail's bikini top fell off and she needs a hand putting it back on.
00:30:03Any volunteers?
00:30:06Just throw it to me, please!
00:30:09What?
00:30:10You're gonna swim over here?
00:30:12Wow Abigail, that's pretty bold.
00:30:14All the guys are gonna see your tits.
00:30:16We all know that's exactly what she wants.
00:30:18Let's help her out then.
00:30:19Schoolgirl skinny dips during class.
00:30:21That's so going viral!
00:30:28Holy shit!
00:30:30What are these?
00:30:31Double Ds?
00:30:32Oh, I think I just saw one of her nips!
00:30:35What should I do?
00:30:39Oh yeah, I'm gonna give it to her.
00:30:41They won't see me if I'm underwater.
00:30:49God, she's so pathetic!
00:30:51Oh Abigail, ready or not, here I come!
00:30:57Stay away from her, you son of a bitch!
00:31:37Follow me!
00:31:50Everyone, turn around now!
00:31:58You're safe, man.
00:32:04Again?
00:32:05Wait, Chris.
00:32:06Don't get me wrong, I really didn't know it was hers.
00:32:08I just wanted to help.
00:32:11You and you.
00:32:12You touch her again, I'll make sure you regret it.
00:32:35I think there's something wrong with me.
00:32:38No one's ever made me feel like this before, but she's my sister.
00:32:43God, I'm such a sick freak.
00:32:47He saved me.
00:32:48Again.
00:32:49No one's ever cared about me like that.
00:32:52Does Chris like me?
00:32:53Even just a little?
00:32:57I need to see him.
00:32:58I need to think him properly.
00:33:04Hey, Ash, what's up, dude?
00:33:06I wanted to ask, are you and Abigail, like, a thing?
00:33:11Great.
00:33:12Now everyone's catching on.
00:33:14Look, bro, I know you, and you don't get involved in other people's shit like this.
00:33:18Not ever.
00:33:21Abigail's my sister, dude.
00:33:23You happy now?
00:33:24For real?
00:33:25Nice.
00:33:26I was worried you had a crush on her or something.
00:33:28Abigail's totally my type, man.
00:33:30She's super cute.
00:33:31She has an insane body.
00:33:33She's not fake like those other girls.
00:33:36Bro, you're trippin'.
00:33:37Abigail, she's got a shitty personality and her body's mid as fuck.
00:33:41She's got a flat chest, flat ass, scrawny chicken legs.
00:33:44Dude, you can do better than her.
00:33:48Abigail, what were you thinking?
00:33:50He only helped you because you're like a sister to him.
00:33:56I was holding back, but now that I know she's just your sister, I'm totally gonna go for her, man.
00:34:03Well, good luck with that, man.
00:34:04All right.
00:34:05See you later.
00:34:05See ya.
00:34:20Dude, what the hell are you doing here?
00:34:22I'm here to see Abigail.
00:34:23No, no, no, no.
00:34:24Dude, you can't just show up to someone's house uninvited.
00:34:28Get out.
00:34:31Get out.
00:34:34Get out, dude.
00:34:37Hey.
00:34:44What are you guys doing?
00:34:52Abigail.
00:34:54You want to go to the movies?
00:34:56Just me and you?
00:35:01No, Abigail.
00:35:02Don't go.
00:35:09Bro, you're trippin'.
00:35:11Abigail, she's got a shitty personality and her body's mid as fuck.
00:35:15Chris Lawrence.
00:35:17Just watch.
00:35:18I'm way more charming than you think.
00:35:20Sounds fun.
00:35:21I'm down.
00:35:22Yes.
00:35:25Just give me some time to get ready.
00:35:27Take all the time you need.
00:35:38Abigail.
00:35:39What are you doing in here?
00:35:40I have to change.
00:35:41Get out.
00:35:41You can't go on a date with Oscar.
00:35:44Why not?
00:35:50Because.
00:35:53Because Oscar is too good for you.
00:35:55Are you serious?
00:35:57You were unreal.
00:35:58You came in here just to tell me that I'm not good enough for your friend.
00:36:01Get out.
00:36:02I may not have the perfect body, but don't think, not even for a second, that I'm not good enough.
00:36:06Because I am.
00:36:07I know I am.
00:36:08Get out.
00:36:09That's not, that's not what I meant.
00:36:10I said get out.
00:36:16Dammit, why did I say that?
00:36:18God, if I don't tell someone my feelings soon, I swear I'm gonna explode.
00:36:21But how the fuck am I supposed to say that I like my baby sister?
00:36:26Shit.
00:36:27I should apologize to her.
00:36:59Okay, where the hell do you think you're going in that shirt?
00:37:02I mean, your tits are literally about to pop out.
00:37:04Okay, get out of my way and stay out of my business.
00:37:08Abigail, look, I'm just trying to look out for you as your older brother.
00:37:11Hey, Oscar is an actual jerk.
00:37:14He's just gonna end up hurting you.
00:37:15You always see the worst in people, Chris.
00:37:18Like with me.
00:37:19I'm just somebody with a shitty personality, mid-body, flat ass, flat chest.
00:37:25And what was it?
00:37:26Oh yeah, scrawny chicken legs.
00:37:29Oh, and take a good fucking look at these.
00:37:32Cause it's the last time you'll see it, asshole.
00:37:39Fuck!
00:37:57Fuck.
00:38:05um...
00:38:20like the movie
00:38:24you like the
00:38:43don't mind him
00:38:45have some more
00:39:06what the fuck
00:39:07sorry man my hand slipped
00:39:12why did that guy seem so
00:39:14familiar
00:39:17jeez
00:39:18i'm a mess
00:39:20sorry that asshole cut our date short
00:39:22that's okay
00:39:23i still had a nice time
00:39:32what the hell was she even laughing about
00:39:34what she talks to a guy for like two hours and selling their fucking soulmates
00:39:40hey you've got something right there
00:39:42did i get it
00:39:44no not quite
00:39:47hold on
00:40:01no no no no no this is whack
00:40:03look my sister can date other guys but not my best friend
00:40:09i need to go make sure he doesn't hurt her
00:40:11yeah
00:40:20does she actually like him
00:40:28oh um thanks
00:40:35you're really cute
00:41:01why why would i think of him at a time like this
00:41:08i'm just not feeling too good so i'm gonna head home
00:41:16you're the first person to ever turn me down abigail
00:41:19that only makes me want you more
00:41:24morning son
00:41:26morning
00:41:27and chris make sure your calendar is clear next weekend we're gonna go visit the graves of
00:41:30abigail's parents
00:41:33what did you say
00:41:34gross chris
00:41:35wait no no no what did you say you said her parents died
00:41:38what do you mean aren't you her parents you said she was my sister
00:41:41chris i am not playing these games with you today
00:41:43no no dad i'm being serious is abigail my biological sister or not
00:41:50is abigail my biological sister or not
00:41:52no of course not abigail is the daughter of my best friend
00:41:56he and his wife died in the line of duty
00:42:02oh i knew it god i knew it i'm not a freak
00:42:10well i don't know about that
00:42:12then the story starts to wrap up hero comes home a changed person
00:42:16so who can answer what are the three different parts in a play
00:42:21when he's not talking he's really not that bad
00:42:31is she that obsessed with oscar god as soon as i find out she's actually not my sister
00:42:36she falls head over heels for my best bro
00:42:38fucking perfect
00:42:41abigail do you know the answer
00:42:46abigail answer the question
00:42:48i um
00:42:49i i
00:42:51i
00:42:51i
00:42:57i
00:42:57i choose b
00:43:01my question was what are the different parts in a three-act play
00:43:06abigail i expect you to pay more attention moving forward
00:43:09yes miss bena
00:43:15still an asshole
00:43:20what does abigail have that i don't
00:43:29chris just wait till we get home i'm telling dad you're a big fat boy
00:43:34oh my god evie everett is back isn't she chris's girlfriend
00:43:39uh chris's girlfriend oh the one in the photo the one in the locket that he never takes off
00:43:45yeah their childhood sweethearts back then chris would follow evie to her ballet class and back
00:43:50every day he stuck to her like glue then two years ago evie got into the royal ballet she's the
00:43:57the youngest principal dancer ever isn't she awesome she sounds incredible
00:44:25evie's back our queen bee's back
00:44:38oh my god they're so cute aren't they just perfect together so she's chris's girlfriend
00:44:46oh she's flawless i've never seen anyone so gorgeous so graceful
00:44:53see that's evie the only girl chris has eyes for she's everything that you're not
00:44:59hey guys look what we have here
00:45:04it's a sweet little love letter
00:45:09your teasing drives me mad you pick on me till i'm sad but i still want you so bad
00:45:19you're stubborn you're annoying but your smile's my undoing i think i really like you
00:45:26you kept me up last night thinking about that kiss i'd give you my first time and let you show
00:45:33me
00:45:33please stop it give it back give it back to me abigail your kindergarten love poems are so cute
00:45:40no wonder you're still a virgin go on tell us who exactly are you gonna eat lucid to
00:45:47who exactly are you playing to give it to give it back to me
00:45:54kylie cut it out
00:45:57wow abigail didn't know you had it in you miss goody two shoes over here has been two-timing
00:46:03oscar and chris no no it's not what you think don't be shy girl share with the class
00:46:12who is that letter for oscar or chris
00:46:19is abigail's love letter for me
00:46:24the letter is speak up oh my god was i right you've liked chris all along haven't you
00:46:31tell everyone tell oscar who's chris to you
00:46:41i'm the one chris is my brother
00:46:52chris is my brother
00:46:55and and this letter is for oscar
00:47:01really because i've already cut it bad for you abigail
00:47:09fuck i'm supposed to be saying that
00:47:17i'm no competition to someone as pretty and cool as evie plus chris only thinks of me as
00:47:23his baby sister
00:47:28i want to go home
00:47:30i want to go home
00:47:31it's okay
00:47:32i'll get you home
00:47:34abigail
00:47:35your first love died before it even had a chance
00:47:45hey abigail
00:47:47you said you wrote that love letter for me
00:47:49is it true
00:47:51i
00:47:52abigail
00:47:52you don't have to be shy
00:47:54i'll say it again
00:47:56i like you
00:47:59i just need you to say it
00:48:02do you like me too
00:48:05i
00:48:06i
00:48:15my brother
00:48:16he
00:48:16he doesn't have an umbrella
00:48:17so i
00:48:18i should probably go home
00:48:20it's raining cats and dogs out here
00:48:21get home safe okay
00:48:33are you crazy
00:48:34it's storming out here
00:48:35why are you just standing under the pouring rain
00:48:37the rain didn't stop you from
00:48:39flirting with oscar
00:48:40he was just walking me home okay that's all
00:48:42that's all
00:48:44please
00:48:45everyone knows you guys like each other
00:48:47i mean
00:48:48didn't you write on those love poems
00:48:49aren't you obsessed with them
00:48:52why are you being so difficult
00:48:53let's just go inside and we can talk about it okay
00:48:56we can go inside
00:48:58if you agree to my third rule
00:49:00what
00:49:01rule number one
00:49:02in public
00:49:03we're complete strangers
00:49:05i can't have anyone know when we live under the same roof
00:49:08no way
00:49:08okay easy peasy
00:49:09rule number two
00:49:10you stay at least
00:49:12three feet away from me
00:49:13at all times
00:49:17rule number three
00:49:18no more oscar
00:49:20you're mine
00:49:33that was my first kiss
00:49:41tactically not you're first
00:49:43what do you mean
00:49:45never mind
00:49:47abigail
00:49:48i want you
00:50:15i want you
00:50:18chris
00:50:20maybe we shouldn't
00:50:21your dad's gonna be home any minute
00:50:23no
00:50:23no don't worry
00:50:24he's gone on a fishing trip
00:50:26he's not gonna be back tonight
00:50:37chris
00:50:38chris i
00:50:44chris i
00:50:46chris i
00:50:47i don't know how
00:50:51that's all right
00:50:52you're doing amazing
00:51:07i want you to feel me
00:51:18god he's so hard
00:51:23sorry
00:51:24did i do something wrong
00:51:27did i do something wrong
00:51:28no
00:51:29you're doing amazing
00:51:33now
00:51:39let me return the favor
00:51:43wait maybe
00:51:43maybe we shouldn't
00:51:45it's okay
00:51:47you can trust me
00:51:49am i really gonna lose my virginity to chris
00:51:52my adopted brother
00:52:03look at me
00:52:16kids wait till you see what i got
00:52:20chris
00:52:20what the devil are you doing
00:52:23dad
00:52:24chris
00:52:25what the devil are you doing
00:52:27dad
00:52:28i'm just uh
00:52:29just exercising
00:52:31exercise
00:52:33please tell me you have not been bringing those groupie girls home
00:52:38oh shit
00:52:39what am i gonna do
00:52:39what no
00:52:41no no i would never
00:52:42dad
00:52:42come on you gotta believe me
00:52:44you're my dad
00:52:44yeah i'm your dad so i know what you're like
00:52:49what's this
00:52:54what's this
00:52:57uh it's a napkin
00:52:58napkin
00:52:59a napkin
00:52:59yeah i was um
00:53:00i was eating dinner
00:53:02sorry dad on the couch
00:53:03i know i'm not supposed to do that
00:53:04uh what happened again
00:53:06what happened again
00:53:08what happened again
00:53:11i think you smell like fish from the trip
00:53:13i think you should you should go shower
00:53:15abigail's gonna be home any second here
00:53:16really i stink
00:53:17yeah i don't i don't smell anything
00:53:22yeah all right
00:53:28i thought my heart was gonna explode out of my chest
00:53:34look maybe maybe we should just tell him
00:53:38isn't that moving a little too fast
00:53:40i mean is it
00:53:41he's your dad too
00:53:42and shit at this point he likes you burning likes me
00:53:45i think he'd be really happy if he found out we were together
00:53:49chris do you actually like me
00:53:56chris do you actually like me
00:53:59because a couple hours ago you were acting like my mortal enemy and now you want to make it official
00:54:03so what's with the 180
00:54:04abigail
00:54:06i gotta be honest
00:54:07up until recently i thought
00:54:10i thought you were my real sister
00:54:14like my blood sister
00:54:16what
00:54:17oh my god
00:54:19chris that is the most stupid thing i have ever heard in my entire life
00:54:24oh my god you are silly
00:54:25you are so silly
00:54:27all right
00:54:28okay okay i'll stop i'll stop i'll stop
00:54:32idiot
00:54:33a lovable idiot
00:54:38that's my girl
00:54:41what you're looking at
00:54:43ah nothing
00:54:45listen chris
00:54:46i need you to keep your playboy ways out of this house
00:54:50you and abigail aren't having
00:54:52what
00:54:53what are you what are you talking about
00:54:55listen
00:54:55abigail's father asked me to look after her like she was my own
00:54:58it was literally his dying wish
00:55:00as a guardian i can't let her date a boy like you
00:55:04what's that supposed to mean what i'm not good enough for her
00:55:07no you're not
00:55:08i mean you get into fights you
00:55:09you sneak into clubs
00:55:11you were suspended last semester
00:55:13abigail's on her way to harvard
00:55:14she's out of your league son
00:55:32what's wrong
00:55:33what if someone sees us
00:55:35what's wrong with that
00:55:36what what am i not
00:55:37do you not think i'm good enough for you
00:55:38what no of course not
00:55:39it's just yesterday i told everyone that we were siblings
00:55:47you're right
00:55:48you're right i'm sorry i
00:55:49i shouldn't be so sensitive
00:56:01see evie
00:56:01i was right
00:56:02you're not actually siblings
00:56:04i mean you've known chris for like ever right
00:56:07since when did you have a sister
00:56:08maybe they're just like really close
00:56:11it's honestly refreshing seeing siblings get along so well
00:56:16abigail is it
00:56:17you think you can steal my man and get away with it
00:56:21not a goddamn chance
00:56:27i guess chris likes me more than i thought
00:56:38oh my necklace
00:56:43that locket
00:56:48oh this
00:56:51two years ago
00:56:52right before i left for england
00:56:54chris gave me this locket as a promise
00:56:56look it even has a picture of us in it see
00:57:02he said they're a matching pair just like us
00:57:04and that he would wear it every day
00:57:06and that i should too
00:57:08so that way every time i look at it i'll think of him
00:57:10he said that way everyone will know that he's gonna love me forever
00:57:15love love you forever
00:57:17i know it sounds kind of cheesy saying that about your childhood sweetheart but
00:57:21i can tell he really means it
00:57:23and you're his sister right
00:57:25you know how he is
00:57:35oh abigail
00:57:36you are dumber than i thought
00:57:39a basic bitch like you could never take chris away from me
00:57:45it even has a picture of us in it see
00:57:47he would wear it every day
00:57:48and that i should too
00:57:50so that way every time i look at it i'll think of him
00:57:53no
00:57:54no it's fine
00:57:56chris wouldn't lie to me like that
00:58:02oh my gosh does that dumb bitch actually think chris is into her
00:58:06what a joke
00:58:08just wait till she hears the truth
00:58:09what are you talking about
00:58:12you think anyone really believes you're chris's sister
00:58:15we know exactly what's going on between you and chris
00:58:18want to know what you are to him
00:58:20you're a bet
00:58:22a bet
00:58:29yep
00:58:29ever since you broke his sweetheart locket with evie
00:58:32he's hated your guts
00:58:34you really think he likes you
00:58:35chris has been in love with evie this whole time
00:58:38chris bet he'd make you fall in love with him after three months
00:58:41he said if it worked he would dump your ass right away
00:58:46oh look
00:58:47you're so desperate he snagged you in just two weeks
00:58:50yeah and evie doesn't even know about the bet
00:58:52chris will seriously do anything for her
00:59:03tell me the truth
00:59:06did you make a bet about me
00:59:07you found out
00:59:11listen listen i i can explain we we thought it'd be funny if i
00:59:16answer one more question this locket the person you wear that for
00:59:20are you gonna love them forever and ever right
00:59:22right
00:59:24yeah but yeah but it's okay i've heard enough
00:59:28i hate you chris
00:59:32dude did you tell abigail about our bet
00:59:35you know the one that i'd get into harvard instead of her
00:59:37everybody was wondering why your slacking ass was suddenly wanting to improve your grades
00:59:43so i told them we have a bet
00:59:46look i'll go apologize to abigail all right
00:59:49that's on me
00:59:50she said i want you to help me get settled in
00:59:53you know with me being new here and all
00:59:55i don't know where anything is
00:59:56don't worry bro i got this
00:59:59plus abigail's your sister she's not gonna hold this against you
01:00:03your family
01:00:04that's what family is for
01:00:11chris is such an asshole
01:00:13a total fucking jerk
01:00:15i'm in love with that jerk
01:00:17what am i gonna do
01:00:22it was just for shits and gigs
01:00:25so you knew about it too
01:00:27yeah
01:00:29sorry
01:00:32we shouldn't have done the bet without you knowing
01:00:35it's not your fault it's chris's
01:00:37you don't have to apologize
01:00:39it's okay abigail
01:00:41this will be the last time you cry
01:00:44ever
01:00:47damn
01:00:47i thought you had this big crush on me
01:00:50you know i still have the love letters to prove it you know
01:00:53i was just caught off guard
01:00:58abigail will you forgive me
01:00:59we won't make stupid bets like that anymore
01:01:02oscar i should be the one to apologize
01:01:05i lied to you
01:01:08chris is not my real brother
01:01:09his father just adopted me last month
01:01:12that's why we've been living together
01:01:15i'm sorry i should have told you
01:01:17so that's why abigail's so special to chris
01:01:20he's not just spoiling his baby sister
01:01:23he wants her to be his girl
01:01:26wow that's a surprise
01:01:30so um why tell me now
01:01:33i'm sorry oscar
01:01:36thank you for liking me
01:01:38i just i have feelings for someone else
01:01:45ah
01:01:48so there's someone else
01:01:51well he hurt you
01:01:52didn't he
01:01:53you know
01:01:55i hear the best way to get over a heartbreak
01:01:58is to find someone new
01:02:01abigail
01:02:02i could be your fake boyfriend
01:02:05maybe that'll cheer you up
01:02:07that wouldn't be fair to you
01:02:08who knows
01:02:09you might even fall for me in the process
01:02:12i know that's selfish but
01:02:14god
01:02:14i want to give myself one more chin
01:02:21what the fuck are you doing
01:02:28what are you doing
01:02:30getting all cozy with oscar like this
01:02:31what do i just mean nothing to you
01:02:32oh great it's you
01:02:34what do you want
01:02:35tell me
01:02:36who is oscar to you
01:02:39oscar is my crush
01:02:40he's the guy that i like
01:02:42i want him to be my boyfriend
01:02:43what about me
01:02:44what about us
01:02:45bro chris you gotta calm down
01:02:47dude fuck off
01:02:49what are you so pissed off for
01:02:50okay so we messed around
01:02:52we had some fun
01:02:54so what
01:02:54messing around
01:02:56that's all that was to you
01:02:57yeah duh
01:02:58oscar can actually keep up with me
01:03:00do you think i would choose you
01:03:01a loser who cuts class just to pick fights
01:03:04tell me honestly
01:03:06do you actually mean that
01:03:07of course i do
01:03:10chris
01:03:12who fennett wants us in your office right now
01:03:15eves
01:03:16i was actually just about to go looking for you
01:03:23chris
01:03:23let's go shopping later
01:03:25i need new ballet slippers
01:03:26and there's this really cute hair i've been dying to get
01:03:29sure
01:03:29yeah whatever you want i'll get it for you
01:03:31let's go
01:03:36why am i so sad
01:03:38why should i be heartbroken over a stupid liar
01:03:42so this someone
01:03:44it's chris isn't it
01:03:45nope
01:03:45i absolutely cannot stand him
01:03:49i mean it
01:03:50i hate chris
01:03:51yeah yeah sure
01:03:52got it
01:03:54well how about a fake date with a fake boyfriend
01:03:57dinner's on me
01:03:58you don't mind if i'm using you
01:04:00not at all
01:04:02kind of like the rush of it
01:04:12try this
01:04:14sweets for my little sweetheart
01:04:16okay
01:04:23oh wow
01:04:24you guys here on a date
01:04:26mind if we join
01:04:29you're my guest
01:04:45oh wow
01:04:46she's actually allergic to fish
01:04:49my man
01:04:52aww
01:04:52you and your sister really are super close
01:04:59yeah my big bro he loves to spoil me
01:05:03doesn't he
01:05:09let go
01:05:10what was that did you say you wanted some steak
01:05:15here let's get you some steak
01:05:20say ah open wide
01:05:24here you go
01:05:25say ah
01:05:27oh
01:05:28nice
01:05:34i sure do love my steak
01:05:36oh well let's get you another bite then
01:05:37say ah
01:05:39that's enough chris
01:05:40aww chris has always been so playful am i right
01:05:43he used to do stuff like that to me all the time
01:05:47honestly i am so grateful chris had such a sweet sister keeping him happy while i was gone
01:05:53i was terrified he would just be sulking around the whole time because of how much he missed me
01:06:05are you full
01:06:06if you're done let's go home
01:06:08hey man uh you take evie home i'm gonna take my sister
01:06:11you know what actually i don't think i'm quite ready to call it a night
01:06:16oscar
01:06:17didn't you tell me that you were gonna take me to that nightclub
01:06:20you know the one that your friend works at
01:06:21shoo
01:06:23abigail if you go to a nightclub you're gonna get in big trouble
01:06:25so trust me i'd know let's go home
01:06:31let's go home
01:06:33no thank you
01:06:34i think that you should take evie on a really sweet date
01:06:37and i'm gonna hang out with oscar for the night
01:06:39i said let's go home
01:06:42chris you're scaring abigail
01:06:44come on oscar let's go
01:06:50well just me at home the night eve's uh want to come over
01:06:53of course
01:07:07abigail you were the one who wanted to come
01:07:09don't tell me i snuck you in here for you to sit there and sulk
01:07:13i wonder what chris and evie are up to right now
01:07:16your boyfriend's right here and you're talking about another man
01:07:20you really don't give a shit do you
01:07:25bottoms up
01:07:26come on
01:07:26this is fun
01:07:28but we uh we do gotta bounce soon
01:07:30the cops show up we're busted
01:07:34fuck
01:07:36cops here we gotta go
01:07:41oscar
01:07:46wow i'm finally chris's passenger princess
01:07:55how's the taste
01:07:56do you want to try
01:08:00fuck fuck fuck
01:08:02god please what is happening
01:08:06get out of the car
01:08:08why
01:08:08i have to go look for abigail
01:08:11chris i don't get it you asked me to come over didn't you
01:08:15come on let's have some fun
01:08:16oh cut the act already
01:08:19we both know there's nothing between us
01:08:21and why did you try to make us look like a couple in front of abigail
01:08:24no i was just trying to befriend your sister she is not my sister
01:08:34now get out
01:08:43and you better start clearing up these rumors about us
01:08:46i only let you get away with it before because i didn't like anyone but that's changed now so it's
01:08:50time for these bullshit games to fucking end
01:08:52if i hear one more stupid rumor i'm gonna expose the truth in front of everyone
01:09:01fuck
01:09:04oscar
01:09:05two miners right here
01:09:08stop right there
01:09:11shit
01:09:11i can't let my mom find out i was at a club
01:09:14she'll freeze my cart
01:09:15she'll confiscate my car
01:09:20oscar wait
01:09:25i'm gonna need to see some id miss
01:09:32abigail
01:09:39damn brant
01:09:40come on let's go
01:09:41stop right here
01:09:45and go go go go
01:09:46oh let it go let it go
01:09:51run run run go go
01:10:12we must have gone in here let's go
01:10:33why did you show up at the club i thought you were taking evie home
01:10:37hey you pushed me away first you don't get to play the victim now
01:10:43damn it abs i just i can't stay mad at you
01:10:57it's so cramped in here why don't we go somewhere a little more cozy
01:11:05oh oh nice
01:11:10okay wait so what about you and oscar didn't you guys just make it official
01:11:14he's just my fake boyfriend
01:11:17wait wait what sorry come again
01:11:20i asked oscar to be my fake boyfriend
01:11:22okay happy
01:11:23uh no actually not at all
01:11:26explain
01:11:27chris you're committed to loving evie forever so why do you keep playing with me
01:11:34loving evie when did i ever say that
01:11:37the locket the locket the necklace that's for couples it's supposed to symbolize eternal love or whatever right
01:11:44it's proof that you love evie
01:11:46this
01:11:55it's not
01:11:57it's not evie
01:11:58nope
01:11:58so that's
01:12:00my mom
01:12:00she's beautiful
01:12:02so you're telling me this mess was all because of this necklace
01:12:07no that's not it because you bet all of your buddies that you can get me to fall for you
01:12:11within three months
01:12:11so of course i don't believe that you actually like me
01:12:14i never said the bet was about making you fall for me the bet
01:12:17what what was it about
01:12:19it was about us getting into harvard i bet oscar that i would get into harvard over you
01:12:26harvard
01:12:31fake dating my best friend to get back at me for something i didn't even do
01:12:35now that we both know you've been a bad girl
01:12:37i think it's time
01:12:39you finally get punished the way you deserve
01:12:42and what punishment would that be
01:12:45chris what are you doing let me down
01:12:47the more you fight it the worse it's gonna be
01:12:52what are you doing
01:12:55punishing you
01:13:10don't do that again
01:13:13using another guy to make me jealous i can't stand it
01:13:16you're mine abs
01:13:18no one else's
01:13:20okay i'm yours
01:13:36you're playing with fire
01:13:39don't hold back
01:13:40i can handle anything you give me
01:14:09i can't run fast enough can't be
01:14:13We got the pace. People run to us. Love come a cause you craze. Let's be real. Some true love
01:14:19is really just a face. Heard it all before. Y'all just need a score. Don't want it anymore. Can't
01:14:27take it no more. Love or I adore us. Yes and I am sure. Because love is war. You taste
01:14:35even better than last.
01:14:40Be careful. You might get addicted.
01:15:02Good morning princess. Good morning.
01:15:07Chris remember you can't sleep in today. You've got to. What the hell are you two doing?
01:15:15I told you to stay away from Abigail didn't I? She is not like you. It's my fault. If you
01:15:21want to be mad at someone be mad at me. I'm the one who fell for Chris first. You like
01:15:25Chris? Yes. I'm the one who wants to be his girlfriend. Really? Him? What do you see in this ruffian?
01:15:33I mean sure he inherited my handsome face but other than that. That face is good enough for me.
01:15:38I promised your father I would look after you like you were one of my own. In a year you're
01:15:43going to be at Harvard. You're going to meet a boy who treats you right and can give you the
01:15:46kind of life you deserve.
01:15:47Seriously dad? I can give Abigail the life she deserves. She's made me change my ways. I'm setting goals and
01:15:54I'm working hard to meet that. I think I'm going to get into Harvard now.
01:15:58I'm going to become someone she's proud to call her boyfriend.
01:16:02Jesus Christ this can't be happening.
01:16:04Dad. The only two people I need in my life are you and Chris. There are billions of people out
01:16:10there but you two are the ones who took me in and loved me like family.
01:16:14Why would I choose some random guy when I can have him? The guy who really loves me for who
01:16:18I am.
01:16:20All right Chris you've got one year of high school left to round into shape. And if you don't get
01:16:24into Harvard you can forget about dating Abigail.
01:16:28God damn dad. Can't just cut your son a little slack here.
01:16:38So you fell for me first huh? That's pretty bold and you're crushing on your adopted brother.
01:16:46Maybe I fell for you first. But you're the one who turned your life around just so we could be
01:16:50together.
01:16:50Fine. I guess I'm a little obsessed.
01:16:53Now I can't wait to see the look on dad's face when we go off to Harvard together.
01:16:59From high school seniors to senior retirement homes Chris stayed by my side every step of the way.
01:17:05We graduated from Harvard, became husband and wife, started a beautiful family together and every single day I fall in
01:17:14love with him all over again.
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