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00:00:25Breaking news.

00:00:26There's been an incident at the Monte Vista High School lock-in.

00:00:30Two LAPD officers were at the scene and witnessed the crime.

00:00:34We go now live to Monte Vista, where students were gathered for the annual school dance.

00:00:39Well, Officer Lagney and I arrived at the scene to find these packs of gang members in

00:00:43the midst of gun violence.

00:00:44And we immediately pounced the evildoers and we have the situation under control.

00:00:50Yeah, we have to take care of this before more innocent kids are hurt.

00:00:53Bunch of savages, animals that belong in a zoo.

00:01:00First of all, that cop is high as hell.

00:01:03Look at him.

00:01:04Second of all, that's not even how it went down.

00:01:07Let me rewind to the beginning.

00:01:11This was actually the greatest night of my life.

00:01:14And would you believe me if I told you it was a tell of love?

00:01:17The cops may have led with it a tragedy, but you can't never trust the police.

00:01:20Hey, this is my story.

00:01:23So I should tell it.

00:01:24It'll probably be a little less racist.

00:01:25Where are you going to be at tonight?

00:01:28Best believe that you're going to be over at Monte Vista High School because it is going

00:01:32down.

00:01:32Super size.

00:01:33It was a smash hit.

00:01:34The hater dance would be in the neighborhood, man.

00:01:37It's probably 106th annual unity in the community school dance is going down at Monte Vista High

00:01:41school time of 106th annual unity in the community school dance.

00:01:47Well, I love that super size.

00:01:49That motherfucking hater ass song is shit.

00:01:52And I'm going to give that super-sized song, pussy, just as soon as I can.

00:01:57Want mama to walk you here, baby?

00:01:59No, mama, I'm good.

00:02:00You ain't good, nigga.

00:02:01You ain't but four feet, goddamn tall shit.

00:02:04Hold on.

00:02:05Here mama come.

00:02:06I don't want nobody fucking with my baby, God damn it.

00:02:13Ma!

00:02:15I protect my baby.

00:02:18Come on.

00:02:19Here we go.

00:02:21Now listen, if some shit goes down, I want you to page me, alright?

00:02:26Ma, don't nobody use pages no more. We got iPhones.

00:02:29Man, I know what's going on in these streets. Scott television.

00:02:33Ma, I promise I'm good.

00:02:37Alright, well listen, I got to get to the motherfucking church anyway.

00:02:39Go on in there and make mama proud. Learn something.

00:02:41Give mama a kiss though, baby, before I go.

00:02:58Kiss me before I bloom.

00:03:14I love you. Take care. Learn something today. Make mama proud, little bitch.

00:03:18Tell your teacher I said, hey!

00:03:20You got something? You got something?

00:03:22Yeah, I got something. Hold on.

00:03:26Yeah, roll out. I got you. I got you.

00:03:29If you hit me with that football, I'm going to fuck your ass up.

00:03:42Where is the Rangers?

00:03:46Where is the Rangers?

00:03:48Hey, girl, what's up? What your name is?

00:03:50Tell your homegirls, it's the Rangers.

00:03:53Tad it in, you like that accent?

00:03:55Waste for the big, but I like that.

00:03:56Drop that flow, pay you, baby. You like it? I got a damn pack.

00:03:59Shake that, can I date that? Maybe call it back?

00:04:01We want no booty so fat. Didn't ask for the number, I know that.

00:04:05Pretty girl, check it.

00:04:06Tasha, Keisha, baby, son.

00:04:09Pretty girl, check it.

00:04:11Tasha, Keisha, the coach, you meet up.

00:04:15Rangers? Those dudes are amazing.

00:04:18Best dance click at our school.

00:04:20And one of them is actually my older cousin, Day Day.

00:04:24See, I met him at a family reunion once,

00:04:27but I don't even think he'd remember my name.

00:04:29See, man, I'd do anything to be down with that click.

00:04:33Now, that's what it's about here, clicks.

00:04:35Now, they're not gangs, but it's far from some study buddy shit.

00:04:39It's more so sororities and fraternities

00:04:42without the college education and social benefits.

00:04:45Let me explain.

00:04:46Each school is divided and segregated into cliques.

00:04:50Monte Vista is no different.

00:04:51You got your backpackers, the nerds,

00:04:54the vegan tree-loving dreadheads.

00:04:57You got your dirty ghetto kids,

00:05:00AKA your hood skaters.

00:05:02Oh, and that stink finger.

00:05:05Across the street, you'll find the lamest fools

00:05:08to ever step foot in the hood.

00:05:09Girl, let me carry your books for you, girl.

00:05:11They all dropped out of school like 10 years ago,

00:05:14but these fools still up here every single day.

00:05:16Bunch of old wannabe gangsters

00:05:18who want to holler at young chicks,

00:05:19but always fail miserably.

00:05:21We're not carrying any books.

00:05:22And if we were, you wouldn't be able to touch them.

00:05:25You want to carry these balls then, bitch?

00:05:27Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:05:28Put the balls in your book bag, bitch.

00:05:31I told a bitch to carry my balls.

00:05:33Give me some what?

00:05:34I said carry my balls, bitch.

00:05:35Somebody get some what?

00:05:37Let's ride out.

00:05:38I know that's right.

00:05:39Nice.

00:05:41Then there's the essays.

00:05:42The real gangsters.

00:05:44Legend has it, if you look one of them in the eye,

00:05:46you could die.

00:05:47Where we come from, blacks and Mexicans

00:05:49have never gotten along.

00:05:51It's a ghetto civil war that defies logic.

00:05:53It's like vegetarians beefing with vegans.

00:05:56It's the same shit.

00:05:57See what I did there?

00:06:00And the most notorious, badass essay of them all

00:06:04is Big Junior.

00:06:05A while ago, he got sent to prison

00:06:07for burning down a school dance

00:06:08because he thought some blind guy

00:06:10was looking at his little sister.

00:06:12He just so happens to be the girl of my dreams,

00:06:15Anastacia Moreno.

00:06:16I've been in love with her since we shared a nap time towel

00:06:19in the first grade.

00:06:20I was so nervous, I pissed on myself,

00:06:23all over the towel, all over her.

00:06:26I sure enough did.

00:06:28She ain't looked my way since.

00:06:30It's probably because we're from two totally different worlds.

00:06:33I mean, she's a sweet girl.

00:06:35A part of the hottest female clique

00:06:36that my school has ever birthed.

00:06:38Let's take a moment to enjoy.

00:06:42Each day through my window

00:06:45I watch her as she passes by

00:06:52I say to myself, you're such a lucky guy.

00:07:02Man, look at her.

00:07:04She's the most beautiful girl I've ever seen.

00:07:06YAH!

00:07:08It's truly my dream come true.

00:07:11Wait a minute.

00:07:13Is she looking at me?

00:07:16Jason Phoebe Jackson.

00:07:19Oh, this is my shot.

00:07:20This is my moment.

00:07:22Seize the opportunity.

00:07:32Go get him, buckaroo.

00:07:35Oh, yeah.

00:07:36I forgot to introduce you to the Prairie Puff Man,

00:07:39the tobacco industry's propaganda pitch man

00:07:41that's been killing kids for years.

00:07:43I wasn't always super cool

00:07:46until I discovered these.

00:07:49My mother smokes eight packs of these death doobies a day.

00:07:53And since she's a single parent,

00:07:55he's the only man I've ever seen in my house.

00:07:57Prairie Puff Man is like my guardian angel.

00:08:00Don't cheat.

00:08:01My role model.

00:08:02Tough, rough, and rugged.

00:08:04A true definition of a man.

00:08:06Go get him, buckaroo.

00:08:07Go check it, check it, check it.

00:08:09Tasha, Keisha, Ben, Lisa.

00:08:11Really go check it, check it, check it.

00:08:12Jasper, Keisha, Nicole, Jimmy Gunn.

00:08:15Really go check it, check it, check it.

00:08:16Denise, my face, take it, check it, check it.

00:08:20She's shaking that thing, girl, what's up, man?

00:08:23My nigga, what the fuck, bro?

00:08:24You got a minute, go check it.

00:08:29What's that?

00:08:33Worst moment in the history of fucked upness.

00:08:36Ayy, so little.

00:08:39It looks like a dick, but smaller.

00:08:43Look out, look out, look out.

00:08:46Little dude ain't even circumcised.

00:08:49Pause that, bro.

00:08:49Why you even looking at this nigga's dick?

00:08:51This nigga's dick look like Franklin.

00:08:57Hey, bro.

00:08:58Pio Pansley used to sit there with his pants down.

00:09:00Hey, hey.

00:09:02Attention.

00:09:02It's 745.

00:09:05We're the students who lost their prosthetic leg.

00:09:08Please hop your heads down here to the guy in council's office.

00:09:11Hey, guys.

00:09:12Hey, guys.

00:09:13Wait up.

00:09:14Yo, how can I be a ranger?

00:09:16I know everything about y'all.

00:09:18I got all your mixtapes.

00:09:19I know all your dance moves.

00:09:21I was even thinking of getting a ranger.

00:09:22It's a stalker, too.

00:09:23I do whatever it takes, I swear.

00:09:26Okay, little piggy in the blanket dick.

00:09:28You really about to have ranger life?

00:09:30Dede, whip it out.

00:09:32The rangers got to getting some.

00:09:35Memorize it.

00:09:36Now, if you want a pleasure to be in the illest clique,

00:09:38you gotta get the drawers off one of the illest chicks.

00:09:41That's right.

00:09:42Pans.

00:09:42And when you come back with a fresh pair of sweet girl panties,

00:09:45you in.

00:09:47Uh, can it be like a sock or something?

00:09:50Panties.

00:09:51Like these.

00:09:54These are quiches from last night.

00:09:57She just gave you those?

00:09:58For sure.

00:09:59All right, now, here come them sugar drawers.

00:10:02Take your pick, little dude.

00:10:13But it was just my imagination.

00:10:16Yo, yo, yo.

00:10:17Snap out of it, Uncirky.

00:10:19Ranger shit is real.

00:10:21South Central wasn't Bill No Day.

00:10:23So can you pull it off or what?

00:10:26Uh, uh, when am I supposed to have this done?

00:10:28Tonight.

00:10:29Tonight?

00:10:30Tonight.

00:10:31But you just said South Central wasn't Bill No Day.

00:10:34Eh, I don't know what that shit mean.

00:10:35I should be saying shit because niggas be fading.

00:10:38Y'all expect me to have sex with one of the most untouchable girls in our school tonight.

00:10:42Yeah, that's not even humanly possible.

00:10:45Yeah, it is.

00:10:46Tonight is the Unity in the Community School dance pool, and it's a lock-in.

00:10:51You know what happens at the lock-in, boy.

00:10:57Okay, for those of you that don't know what a lock-in is, let me explain.

00:11:01In an attempt to give all races and classes of students a safe party environment and keep them away from

00:11:06gang violence,

00:11:07we have an all-night campus party that culminates in a sleepover, in a gym.

00:11:12Nice, safe, and wholesome, right?

00:11:15Wrong.

00:11:16Instead of a lock-in, they need to call it the get-it-in, because that's all that's happening all

00:11:21night long.

00:11:23Everybody sneaks off somewhere to get they freak-in.

00:11:27Drink-in, smoke-in, and frolic-in.

00:11:33But the main attraction is the Power 106 Concert and Talent Show.

00:11:38Last year, the new boys won taking home two grand and a major label record deal.

00:11:43Their lives changed forever, and they're coming back this year to judge and give another act a ticket out of

00:11:48the hood.

00:11:49Aw, shit, y'all, we're late.

00:11:51We better get to class.

00:11:52Nigga, we the rangers.

00:11:53We're not worried about being late to class.

00:11:55Yeah, we run this school.

00:11:56This school don't run us.

00:11:58Extra media and then quit trippin'.

00:11:59I'm with the big dogs, running this school.

00:12:02This school don't run us.

00:12:04Right, too.

00:12:06Langston?

00:12:19Tarty, tarty, tarty!

00:12:21Get your little hot-pocket-sized ass to my office!

00:12:24Give it to me, give it to me, give me the phone.

00:12:26In here, sir.

00:12:29There's a little ass on that in here.

00:12:32Huh, ain't that a bit?

00:12:34Hey, the damn.

00:12:35That's what's wrong with you, kid.

00:12:36Your mind is filled with all that old bullshit.

00:12:39I'm about sick of it.

00:12:40If I was your daddy, I'd be there to toe your ass up.

00:12:43I wouldn't play it.

00:12:44I wouldn't put up with none of it.

00:12:45That's right.

00:12:46I'm trying to...

00:12:48Ooh, look at that, look at that, look at that, look at that, that, that, that.

00:12:53Oh, yeah.

00:12:58I'm gonna tell you one time, and I ain't gonna tell you no more.

00:13:01Keep your eyes and your mind off my bitch!

00:13:07I mean, my faculty.

00:13:09I'm sorry about that, Miss Johnson.

00:13:11He hear every damn thing.

00:13:13Every.

00:13:14Yeah, he is a bit sometimes.

00:13:16I need to talk to you.

00:13:20About that little butt-neck dance you just did out there on the quad just a minute ago.

00:13:27Well, I'm not circumcised either.

00:13:30Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!

00:13:40You got a Jeremy Shepard dick, I got a Jeremy Shepard dick.

00:13:43You got a Sean John leather on your dick.

00:13:45That's what you got.

00:13:46That's right, Levi leather.

00:13:48Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!

00:13:50I know it.

00:13:50When your little dick gets a little blanket laying on it and cookie crumbs and stuff like that,

00:13:54it's hard to blow off.

00:13:56I know what you're talking about, because I deal with it all the time.

00:13:58You ain't even got to use a condom.

00:13:59Just twist the tip off like a balloon.

00:14:02That little ball pop up.

00:14:04Mo' pleasure!

00:14:07Principal Rogers.

00:14:08What?

00:14:09Is there any reason that you have me in your office?

00:14:11Yes, that's the reason why I got you in here.

00:14:14I want to ask you something.

00:14:16You having a problem out of them Ranger boys?

00:14:18The Rangers?

00:14:19No, they're my friends.

00:14:20But, see, that's what I'm talking about.

00:14:23See, see that?

00:14:23See that?

00:14:24I'm sitting up here trying to defend you and you running with them.

00:14:26I'm going to tell you something, Jabberda.

00:14:28You trying to start some shit around here.

00:14:30The Rangers now all of a sudden is your friend.

00:14:32Ain't that a bitch?

00:14:34You running down here fooling with the Mexican kids?

00:14:36They're going to fuck one of y'all up up and around here.

00:14:38Somebody's going to bend you, spin you, and go up in you.

00:14:40This is my school.

00:14:41And I ain't going to play that.

00:14:43I don't like one of them there a bit.

00:14:45Is you getting initiated in the gang, Young Gemini?

00:14:48Uh, my name is Jason.

00:14:51And no, I'm not.

00:14:53I'm going to tell you something, Jeff, bro.

00:14:54You're going to try to start a race ride.

00:14:56You better lead them little Mexican kids along.

00:14:57They're going to jump on you.

00:14:58Yeah, four to five of them are going to jump on you a little last.

00:15:01They're going to have Home Depot little jackets on and everything.

00:15:03They don't play that bullshit.

00:15:04Look at that.

00:15:06Yeah.

00:15:07Pimp shit.

00:15:09You think it's a gang?

00:15:11You think it's a gang?

00:15:12You're going to end up on first, first, first, first 38.

00:15:17First 38.

00:15:19Yes, 38, nigga.

00:15:21Yes.

00:15:21Mom, I hear it.

00:15:22You need one more volunteer teacher tonight for the lock-in?

00:15:25And you heard it right, baby.

00:15:26And I need you here.

00:15:27Quick and a cacket lick his ass.

00:15:28All right, great.

00:15:29We'll see you later.

00:15:36Get that ass up tonight.

00:15:38Huh?

00:15:39I mean, are you going to the school dance tonight?

00:15:42Yeah, come on.

00:15:42Get your little nose ass out of here.

00:15:44Get on out of here.

00:15:50I hate the dance.

00:15:53I hate the dance.

00:15:55I hate the dance.

00:15:57I hate the dance.

00:16:02I hate the dance.

00:16:06I hate the dance.

00:16:08I hate the dance.

00:16:09I hate the dance.

00:16:11I hate the dance.

00:16:13I hate the dance.

00:16:18I hate the dance.

00:16:21I hate the dance.

00:16:23I hate the dance.

00:16:25Hey, man, why y'all messing with me?

00:16:29I know you got some lines to move or something.

00:16:35It's your day-day.

00:16:37You have a real important phone call.

00:16:43Who's this?

00:16:45Quiero mi dinero, te voy a matar.

00:16:47What? Niggas speak English.

00:16:49Who's this?

00:16:51It's Junior.

00:16:53Just got out.

00:16:54And he wants his money.

00:16:56Yeah, don't keep me holding on the phone, Holmes.

00:16:59That's rude.

00:17:02My bad, Junior.

00:17:03I didn't know it was you.

00:17:05How did you get out?

00:17:06I thought you was in jail for triple life.

00:17:08Quiero mi dinero, te voy a matar.

00:17:12Look, man, I got your money.

00:17:14Don't worry.

00:17:16Dos mil dólares antes de la medianoche.

00:17:19O muere todo tu familia.

00:17:21What did he say?

00:17:22Don't ask me, fool.

00:17:23I don't speak Spanish.

00:17:25¿Dónde está mi dinero, puto?

00:17:27¿Quién es Day-Day?

00:17:31$2,000 by midnight, or Junior's gonna kill you.

00:17:39Shit.

00:17:43Two grand?

00:17:44Man, where am I gonna get that from by midnight?

00:17:47Day-Day, you cool?

00:17:48Hell nah.

00:17:49These essays are throwing me over some shit my wack-ass father did.

00:17:53Uncle D smoke?

00:17:54Yeah, that lying-ass nigga, Darren.

00:17:57See, my mom thought it'd be a good idea for me to go visit him in prison.

00:18:02Say hi, Daddy.

00:18:03Say hi, Daddy.

00:18:04Say hi, Daddy.

00:18:05Hi, Daddy.

00:18:07Whose goddamn white baby is that?

00:18:09This is your baby, okay?

00:18:10He's just light-skinned.

00:18:11Mm-hmm.

00:18:13That one might be mine.

00:18:15That one right there.

00:18:16I'm not totally sure.

00:18:17Just because you name him Darren don't mean he belong to Darren.

00:18:20But I don't care what this baby's name is.

00:18:23This baby is rice-skinned, but not light-skinned.

00:18:26That is a white child.

00:18:27That is Caucasian from the mountains of Caucasus.

00:18:30That is a Slavic baby, a Viking from Iceland.

00:18:33That's a good...

00:18:34That baby got 7.30 as a credit rating right now as an infant.

00:18:38You the only one I've been with, Darren.

00:18:40Bitch, let me explain to you the math.

00:18:42I've been in here 16 consecutive years.

00:18:45You know how long consecutive is, don't you?

00:18:47Oh, yeah, yeah.

00:18:47Okay, so it means one right after the motherfucking other.

00:18:50Because I ain't never missed a day.

00:18:52So clearly you've been having some conjugal visits

00:18:55with some other motherfuckers other than me.

00:18:57That's not my baby.

00:18:59That's almost a grown white man you brought in here.

00:19:02His glasses are certainly grown.

00:19:04I've never seen a baby with that type of prescription.

00:19:07And why does that baby look like Officer Joshua?

00:19:11Bitch, you been fucking the guard?

00:19:13Uh-uh, nuh-uh.

00:19:14Hey, Darren.

00:19:15I talk to my mom like that, man.

00:19:17Be respectful.

00:19:18You're absolutely right.

00:19:19I apologize for that.

00:19:22It's just that this bitch...

00:19:23There you go again.

00:19:25Your mother was misbehaving.

00:19:27I'm sorry.

00:19:28I should have set a better example in front of...

00:19:31the nice white gentleman and your mother.

00:19:35All right, so could I please speak to my black son privately, please?

00:19:39If that be okay with you, Darren?

00:19:41Mm-hmm.

00:19:41I mean, meaning no disrespect, sir.

00:19:43Hope to work for you one day when I get out.

00:19:45Come on, baby.

00:19:47Oh, raggedy-head, sir.

00:19:49Oh, yeah.

00:19:51Look, excuse me, son.

00:19:53This is my first white baby.

00:19:55What's up, man?

00:19:57I'm in a jam.

00:19:59What?

00:20:00Uh, there was a gambling incident,

00:20:04and I need, uh, like, 13,000 cigarettes,

00:20:09preferably 6,000 of those non-menthol,

00:20:12and then, like, 5,000 pineapple fruit cups.

00:20:15That's worth about $2,000 on the open street market

00:20:18if you can handle that for me.

00:20:19I appreciate it.

00:20:20Darren, what are you talking about?

00:20:23Well, see, what had happened was...

00:20:27Wait, you about to do a flashback within the flashback?

00:20:30Nigga, you know you can't do that.

00:20:32Nigga, I'm a criminal.

00:20:33That's what I do, what I'm not supposed to do.

00:20:36So now, what had happened was...

00:20:40No Mexican has ever beat me in dominoes, ever.

00:20:44But one day the cash was on the line,

00:20:47I'd been sipping that lean, and he caught me slipping.

00:20:52What's this got to do with me?

00:20:54It's your problem.

00:20:55Uh, I didn't have the money,

00:20:57and in lieu of the money,

00:20:59I told Junior and his crew

00:21:01that I had a rich son in a famous rap group,

00:21:04and I'm sure a little funky $2,000

00:21:07don't mean nothing

00:21:08when he clocking all the dollars

00:21:09out there, Mr. Major Buckety Bucks.

00:21:12What?

00:21:13Man, we ain't signed yet.

00:21:14I ain't got no money.

00:21:17All right, well, let's not be a gloomy Gus, okay?

00:21:20If you didn't learn nothing from your white brother,

00:21:22it's learn,

00:21:24always look on the bright side of life.

00:21:27But you still haven't given him any money?

00:21:29No, I gave him orange this morning,

00:21:31but they're already trying to make me

00:21:33make small booty payments,

00:21:34and I only got a small booty to work with.

00:21:39Look here, man.

00:21:40Um, I only got one booty hole.

00:21:42You understand what I'm saying?

00:21:44They don't take debit or credit or nothing in here.

00:21:47It's just hole, okay?

00:21:50Now, I've been holding on to it for 16 years.

00:21:52I don't see no reason to let it go now

00:21:53over a few little pineapple fruit cups

00:21:56and some cigarettes.

00:21:58Speaking of which,

00:21:59I need you to do me a favor.

00:22:03You think you can listen to these for me?

00:22:04That's disgusting, man.

00:22:06What'd you pull that out from?

00:22:07Oh, from my Louis Vuitton prison bag, nigga.

00:22:10What do you think?

00:22:10I pulled them out my ass.

00:22:12You ain't got to smell it.

00:22:13Just listen to it.

00:22:14I know, I know it's time.

00:22:16Look, I only got a few seconds

00:22:17before they snatch me up out of here

00:22:19because I'm a gangster.

00:22:21But look, I need you to save my sphincter.

00:22:23If you embarrass me in front of that white man's child,

00:22:26you better lock me down.

00:22:27Some father I got, huh?

00:22:29Now I got to pay Junior by midnight.

00:22:32Anyway, you get them draw shit?

00:22:35I'm just messing with you.

00:22:37Come on, bro.

00:22:37You got P.E.

00:22:39Wait, you notice I was in your B.E. class?

00:22:41Yeah, man.

00:22:42I seen you near the far

00:22:43looking all ineptic and shit.

00:22:46Hey, let's keep this Junior thing

00:22:47between me and you, though.

00:22:49It's 11 o'clock.

00:22:50Get your ratchet ass in the class.

00:22:56Man, I'm in a tight situation.

00:22:59Go ahead.

00:23:00Keep laughing in my pain.

00:23:01But the struggle is real.

00:23:04Big Junior just magically got released

00:23:06from a triple life sentence.

00:23:07And he's on a mission to kill my cousin Day Day.

00:23:09And probably me, too, once he finds out

00:23:11I'm trying to get his sister's panties.

00:23:14Are those panties really worth dying for?

00:23:17She probably got some really nice panties.

00:23:21I guess I got to do what I got to do.

00:23:23It's like my man Shakespeare said.

00:23:25Love is a smoke made from the fumes of sighs

00:23:28being purged of fire sparkling in lover's eyes.

00:23:36Get your asses up for some aerobics.

00:23:39Stay your asses up!

00:23:40Don't make Coachella mad today.

00:23:42Don't make me mad.

00:23:43Come on, now.

00:23:44Let's get into this hater dance, shall we?

00:23:46Five, six, seven, and eight.

00:23:49And to the leg.

00:23:51Woo!

00:23:52Yeah.

00:23:53Come on, guys.

00:23:54Man, what the hell you doing, piglet dick?

00:23:56Move like you got some damn rhythm.

00:23:57Come on.

00:23:59Not that.

00:23:59Yeah, side to side, yeah, side to side, and side to side.

00:24:02Oh, yeah.

00:24:03Keep going.

00:24:04Good.

00:24:06Beat the dance.

00:24:10Not so hard, thank the dance.

00:24:11Not so hard, okay?

00:24:13Man, I'm so sick of this damn song.

00:24:15Yeah, but I do like the way B3 booty shapes through that dance.

00:24:19What's a B3?

00:24:21Man, you got to keep up with the acronyms

00:24:23if you're going to be a ranger.

00:24:24B3 is big booty.

00:24:26Come on, J.S., let's roll over there right now.

00:24:29I like that.

00:24:30J.S., that's your new name.

00:24:32Yeah, that's right Dougie with it, boy.

00:24:35That's the Frederick Dougie right there, you old nigga.

00:24:38Um, can we help you, little boy?

00:24:40Come on, love.

00:24:41You little homie with us.

00:24:42Um, sorry, Langston.

00:24:44I ain't know.

00:24:45Hey, didn't we go to preschool together?

00:24:48Uh, me?

00:24:50No.

00:24:50Uh, see, I'm from Nigeria.

00:24:54I...

00:24:54Oh!

00:24:55Hey!

00:24:55Oh!

00:24:57Oh!

00:24:58Yeah, that's it.

00:24:59You peed on me in elementary school.

00:25:02What?

00:25:03What?

00:25:04What are y'all doing not participating in my catasthenics?

00:25:07Huh?

00:25:09Coachella, we tired of doing that fake-ass electric slide, man.

00:25:12The hater dance is loved by everybody.

00:25:14We don't like it.

00:25:15Oh, well, I'm sorry to hear that, baby Chris Rock face.

00:25:18Why you hate the hater dance, huh?

00:25:20You gotta like it.

00:25:22Okay?

00:25:24We about what's popping next, not now.

00:25:26Yeah, we about to give you a little taste of what we gonna do tonight.

00:25:29Check it out.

00:25:30Who painted your back?

00:25:31Leonid wrote DaVinci?

00:25:33Watch this, little niggas.

00:25:34They are so disrespectful.

00:25:38She fucking up.

00:25:39She fucking up.

00:25:40Got me dancing on her butt.

00:25:42She fucking up.

00:25:43She the baddest in the club.

00:25:45She fucking up.

00:25:46Got me dancing on her butt.

00:25:47She fucking up.

00:25:48So I tell them if you got ass, then shake that.

00:25:50You got ass, then shake that.

00:25:52If you got ass, then shake that.

00:25:53You got ass, then shake that.

00:25:54Then drop in and bring it back.

00:25:56If you got back, then bring it back.

00:25:57And if you bad, you can make it clap.

00:25:59Hold on my lap, snap.

00:26:01Bag turned around, no mama touching the ground.

00:26:03I can't run if it's a brawl.

00:26:04May the rain, the bitch drown.

00:26:06Now she on my balls, caught all the rebounds.

00:26:08Got me feeling like a hound, sniffing for kitty, I found.

00:26:12Attracting all the women with them big old booties.

00:26:14No time for no games.

00:26:15And I'm supposed to be a rookie.

00:26:17Switching in them heels.

00:26:18Make a nigga want to heal.

00:26:20I'm a dog staring at ass.

00:26:21Till my paws get a feel.

00:26:22Shout it.

00:26:23What's the deal?

00:26:23These niggas can't get with me.

00:26:25With my 20s and them 50s.

00:26:26Yeah, sitting on them titties.

00:26:28Right.

00:26:28Take a back.

00:26:29And all these niggas looking like.

00:26:31Really?

00:26:31Why?

00:26:32He getting to the money.

00:26:33It's funny.

00:26:34These older women is really attracted to me.

00:26:36Now I'm denying ratchets.

00:26:37Instead, he's stacking this money.

00:26:38She fuck it up.

00:26:39She fuck it up.

00:26:40Got me dancing on the butt.

00:26:42She fuck it up.

00:26:43She the baddest in the club.

00:26:45She fuck it up.

00:26:45Got me dancing on the butt.

00:26:47She fuck it up.

00:26:48So I tell them if you got ass to shake that, you got ass to shake that, you got ass

00:26:54to shake that

00:26:54I bring it back

00:27:02Yo we killed that, we definitely gonna win tonight

00:27:05Bro you already know sup, I know you saw how Jasmine was on me, that's gonna be my bust down

00:27:10tonight

00:27:11Nigga yeah right, you know her daddy a pastor

00:27:14What? Are you doubting the powers of a ranger?

00:27:16My fault, I'll repent

00:27:19Yo yo, check that out, that's confidence right there

00:27:21They still ain't gonna smash, but it needs to be confident

00:27:26I don't know bro, this old sweet girl thing seem to be a little bit out of my league

00:27:30I didn't get my name out, you blew it y'all

00:27:33Don't trip, there's another chance

00:27:35No you won't, little nigga

00:27:37Good job, report to the office

00:27:39Good job, report to the office

00:27:40Good job, report to the office

00:27:42Good job, report to the office

00:27:46Hi Mrs. Johnson

00:27:48Hello bitches

00:27:51Hi boys

00:27:55Damn

00:27:56Stop looking at my bitch

00:28:01Students is 12, 13

00:28:04Lunch time, reduced lunch

00:28:07Free lunch, hell

00:28:09No lunch

00:28:12Hey man, look at these little niggas

00:28:13I need some moves

00:28:14Move?

00:28:15Oh man, that's why the rangers is gay

00:28:17What's up?

00:28:17Nigga, what the fuck you say?

00:28:19You heard what he said, fool

00:28:20Y'all gay

00:28:22Man, that's the best you could come up with

00:28:24Yeah

00:28:25Cue these niggas off, yo

00:28:27I don't little niggas, fine

00:28:40It's range of gay, man

00:28:42Look at these suckers

00:28:43We run this school

00:28:44Y'all niggas don't want it

00:28:45Hot

00:28:46Like your mama coochie or something

00:28:47Shit don't stop

00:28:50Plunger

00:28:50Dude, you assed out

00:28:52Plumber

00:28:52I don't understand something

00:28:54What?

00:28:55Why he dressed like a man

00:28:56But got breasts like a woman?

00:28:58Dude

00:28:58For lunch?

00:28:58Eat a dick if you hungry

00:29:00Could've been your puffs

00:29:01But I got jipped by the mung

00:29:02Your mama pussy be your way

00:29:03That shit is stanky

00:29:05How you put up with that stench?

00:29:07Even stink finger wouldn't get up in that bitch

00:29:09Green pubic hairs like fucking on the Grinch

00:29:12Met your mama freshman year

00:29:13We've been fucking ever since

00:29:14Nigga, ain't that about a bitch

00:29:16Look at your gifts

00:29:17Either this or the rent

00:29:19Your pants so tight

00:29:20I can see your pussy print

00:29:21Camel told Joe

00:29:22Let him know who you with

00:29:24Like Bernie Mac

00:29:25I'm the king of this comedy

00:29:26And the back of your neck

00:29:27Look like grits

00:29:28Hominy

00:29:29Your braids so old

00:29:29They singin' Negro spirituals, homie

00:29:31Oh, nobody knows

00:29:33Tell the truth to booty loose, huh?

00:29:35Honestly, come out the closet

00:29:37With your promise ring

00:29:38You call this gay?

00:29:39We happy, nigga

00:29:40But I just played your girl

00:29:42Like an action figure

00:29:43Matter of fact, I'm a passer, nigga

00:29:45Yo, J-Extra

00:29:46Go and blast these niggas

00:29:51Uh...

00:29:52Yo

00:29:55Listen

00:29:56Man, I told y'all this kid was arranging material

00:29:59Uh...

00:30:04Uh...

00:30:04Students, you think I'm playin'?

00:30:07I'm walkin' round here, I'm lookin' for you

00:30:08Get your little goat smellin' answers in your class

00:30:11I'm out here workin', I'm lookin'

00:30:13Don't let me sneak up on you

00:30:15Ha!

00:30:15Give it to me, give it to me

00:30:16Give me the funk

00:30:19I smell pussy or pot?

00:30:23It's pot

00:30:25Oh

00:30:35Smoke weed everyday

00:30:38Everyone take out your poems

00:30:40And pass them to the front

00:30:41I hope you students ain't frontin' on some bitch-ass shit

00:30:44And try and turn in some old Jay-Z lyrics

00:30:46I got all his albums

00:30:48I fucks with hoes

00:30:55Well, it was just my circumcision

00:31:06Miss Moreno

00:31:07Late again

00:31:09Sorry, Miss Billingsley

00:31:10You must think Billingsley is a punk bitch

00:31:14Because you are treatin' me like a bitch

00:31:16Comin' up in my class all late and shit

00:31:19Miss Billingsley, it's not even like that

00:31:21And I bet your ass didn't do the homework assignment either, huh?

00:31:25Well, actually, I have something

00:31:28Uh-huh

00:31:29I don't know

00:31:30Works

00:31:31Why?

00:31:33I mean, I liked it

00:31:34It's formatted correctly

00:31:37The words were beautiful

00:31:38You just forgot to put your name on it

00:31:40So, you didn't think it was too long?

00:31:43No, you're perfect

00:31:44It's perfect

00:31:46Thanks

00:31:49Oh, you decided to actually do some work

00:31:53Well, I have got to hear this shit

00:31:55Miss Moreno, do us the honor of reciting that poem

00:31:59What?

00:32:01To the front of the class, Miss Moreno

00:32:03Miss Billingsley

00:32:04Don't talk back to a pimp

00:32:06Respect my gangster

00:32:22Admiring from afar

00:32:24Courting in secret

00:32:27Wishing for my star

00:32:30My prayers to keep it

00:32:33You are my star

00:32:35In the safety of my dreams

00:32:39You are my star

00:32:42Beauty gazing for what seems

00:32:45Like an eternity

00:32:47Too fearful for speaking

00:32:49Too nervous for flirting

00:32:53My words escape me

00:32:55Yet flourish from the page

00:32:57Maybe it's not yet my season

00:33:00My love ferments with age

00:33:03I guess I must wait

00:33:06I confess I must say

00:33:08You are my star

00:33:10You are my star

00:33:13But I am just a glimmer in the galaxy of your existence

00:33:17But I go unnoticed from a distance

00:33:20Burned by your heat

00:33:21I've yearned for so long

00:33:23For you without me

00:33:26Is like a singer with no song

00:33:28Yet still

00:33:30You are my star

00:33:37Aw, shit

00:33:39That motherfucker was hella dope

00:33:43I'm sorry

00:33:53I'm sorry

00:33:55Students, it's three o'clock

00:33:57School is over

00:33:58The school dance is tonight

00:34:00No gang attire

00:34:01No lace front

00:34:02No thongs

00:34:03No c-systems car

00:34:05See you tonight

00:34:12Hey man, where the hell is your clothes?

00:34:14Horse got the money she was a maiden

00:34:16Smooth move back there in class, my son

00:34:19But now it's time to rope this filly

00:34:21Damn, is she talking to me?

00:34:23Here she come

00:34:23Jason

00:34:25Jason

00:34:27Oh my god

00:34:29She gave me an A

00:34:31She even wrote

00:34:32Your poem was the shit

00:34:35I wish I was as good a writer as you

00:34:37I mean

00:34:38You're talented

00:34:39I've seen you

00:34:41Really?

00:34:42I mean

00:34:43I got the vocals

00:34:44Just

00:34:45Not much of a songwriter

00:34:47Maybe you should let me help you with that

00:34:50Yeah?

00:34:52That would be cool

00:34:54I guess I owe you now

00:34:56Nah, you don't owe me

00:34:57It's the least I could do after peeing on you in preschool

00:35:02I knew I wasn't crazy

00:35:03That was really stupid

00:35:04That was you

00:35:04Shut up

00:35:05Shit

00:35:07Excuse me?

00:35:08Huh?

00:35:08I-I-I said shut up all them haters

00:35:10And uh

00:35:11Give me your number

00:35:14Okay

00:35:24So

00:35:25You should give me a call sometime

00:35:27And maybe we could write a song together

00:35:30Yeah

00:35:30I'd like that

00:35:34Fuck you, nigga

00:35:34That's how you do that shit

00:35:35Oh, and

00:35:36Aren't you going to the lock-in tonight?

00:35:38Uh, uh

00:35:38Yeah, uh-huh

00:35:39Cool

00:35:40I'll see you there then

00:35:42Yeah

00:35:45Give me, nigga

00:35:46That's how you do it, nigga

00:35:47That's how you do it

00:35:48Hey, I'm certain

00:35:49She give you the draw, Jack?

00:35:53Oh, man

00:35:54I'm working on it, bro

00:35:56Look, we finally got a little confidence

00:35:58Yeah

00:35:59Got a little bit of swag, too

00:36:01The youngster got her number

00:36:02I can't believe it

00:36:03That's right

00:36:04You know he ain't going to do nothing with it

00:36:05But get ink on his dick when he jackin' walls

00:36:10Shit

00:36:11Who raggedy-ass shit is that?

00:36:14Jackson, bring your ass up, boys

00:36:15Nigga, that's your mama

00:36:17Come on

00:36:18Hell no

00:36:19God damn

00:36:21God damn

00:36:22This boy gonna make me get out the

00:36:23God damn cuss

00:36:24Ah, here to see what's happening

00:36:25She not all the way my mama

00:36:27She kind to my mama just a little bit

00:36:31Shit

00:36:32Get it, cuss

00:36:32Get you, let's shoot, dog

00:36:33Motherfucking shitty

00:36:34You know that you cuss

00:36:35I set on two cuss

00:36:37Nigga, you lying

00:36:38Actually, she's a doctor

00:36:39I swear

00:36:40Don't make me embarrass you

00:36:41Out here in front of this school

00:36:42Now, come on

00:36:43If you let you go, we gonna be in my crib

00:36:44Alright, I'm gonna hit yourself

00:36:46You ain't gonna hit shit

00:36:47Who the fuck are they any damn way?

00:36:49Mama, this is my friend

00:36:50Ha, you ain't got no fucking friends with you

00:36:52What the hell are you, man?

00:36:54Cuss?

00:36:55Cuss?

00:36:56Hey, hey, hey, hold on, hold on, hold on

00:36:57What's up?

00:36:57Hey, man, come on, cuz?

00:36:59Mama cuz?

00:37:00Old lady cuz?

00:37:01You see me out here dancing

00:37:02Crip walking and shit?

00:37:03You out here interrupting my swag, lady

00:37:05Yeah, bitch, you interrupting his swag, hoe

00:37:08How about I interrupt your life?

00:37:09Ah, shit, shit, they got red

00:37:10Hold on, bitch

00:37:11No, no, no, no, no, hey, hey

00:37:12Look at me

00:37:13I'm not worried about that little squirt gun you got, nigga

00:37:15I got pussy ass tougher than you

00:37:17Yeah, it's on top of your lip, bitch

00:37:18Cuss the fucker

00:37:19Alright

00:37:36What seem to be the problem, Percy?

00:37:38You know, no, everything cool around here, we straight

00:37:40I done told you little motherfuckers to stop coming up to this school, you grown ass niggas

00:37:44You're trying to gang bang, you need to bang a job

00:37:46I done told you about selling drugs around here

00:37:49Yeah, come on, okay, ain't nobody into that

00:37:50We ain't into that life, we just say no to that, ain't that right, my niggas?

00:37:53Excuse me, say what?

00:37:54I said we say no to drugs, nigga

00:37:55Come again, say what?

00:37:57N-N-N-N-No!

00:38:00Percy, you think you slick, I'm on your ass

00:38:02I'm on your ass like stink on shit

00:38:04I told you stop calling me Percy in front of my homies, man

00:38:06It's OG little pretty thug, you know what it is

00:38:09A pretty thug?

00:38:10A pretty thug?

00:38:12You look like a pretty little chimpanzee

00:38:15Not when I do this

00:38:18Amazing

00:38:19You look like OG meerkat

00:38:22Meerkat?

00:38:22Yeah, you look like a little meerkat

00:38:23All four of you is short, you understand?

00:38:26Y'all of you can do a flip under the bed

00:38:30Nigga, are them the shoes with the wheels on the bottom of them?

00:38:33You up here at the school with some hillies on

00:38:36I'm crazy

00:38:38Now, let this student in this beautiful supermodel

00:38:42Thank you, baby

00:38:43Come on through

00:38:44Let's give it a hand

00:38:45Let's give it a hand

00:38:46Let's give it a hand

00:38:47Don't leave Marone around here

00:38:48Hit me again

00:38:49Built like that goddamn cop

00:38:52Call me when you wanna ride too, motherfucker

00:38:55Yes, Lord

00:38:58This bootleg brings all the boys to the yard, huh?

00:39:01Trust and believe

00:39:02I'll stick my face in her ass

00:39:03You get stuck

00:39:05That's how I got your daddy to knock me up

00:39:09Knock me good enough

00:39:10I want you to stay out of my woman's face

00:39:12I don't want that bitch

00:39:13Yeah, get on out of here

00:39:15Oh, what?

00:39:16Let's roll, let's roll

00:39:17You sure?

00:39:18Start, bitch

00:39:20Goddamn it

00:39:20All of you better be in the car seat when you leave here

00:39:23Easy, come

00:39:24Easy, come

00:39:25Easy, come

00:39:31Fucking piece of shit, car

00:39:32Fuck this raggedy motherfucker

00:39:34I don't give a fuck, bitch

00:39:35Go around, bitch

00:39:37Go around

00:39:38I don't give a fuck

00:39:40Fuck you looking at, motherfucker

00:39:42Ah, fuck

00:39:44Now, going around with the LADD Eyewitness Ride Along

00:39:50So this is what we like to do all day

00:39:51We survey the land and look for evildoers

00:39:53And we like picking up bitches

00:39:54What the fuck would you say that in the camera for?

00:39:57You don't like picking up bitches?

00:39:58I love picking up bitches

00:40:00I haven't seen it in the camera

00:40:01Holy shit, rock the cock block

00:40:03We got some serious rock in the cock block right here

00:40:06We're in hot pursuit

00:40:08What the fuckers?

00:40:08They're pulling over

00:40:09And we got ourselves a hot tamale right here

00:40:12Oh, the cock block

00:40:13This is what taxpayers pay for right here

00:40:15And these boys are mine, baby

00:40:18Rock the cock

00:40:20Yeah!

00:40:21Rock the cock block

00:40:22Taking these animals down

00:40:23This is what we're doing right here

00:40:25Hold it, I got you in the back

00:40:26Turn the music down

00:40:28Huh?

00:40:30Turn the music down

00:40:32Huh?

00:40:33Turn the music down

00:40:33Turn the fucking music down

00:40:35Hold on, I can't hear you

00:40:36The music is so loud

00:40:37Let me tune it down

00:40:38How fast you going?

00:40:41Oh

00:40:43Apparently not fast enough, officer, since you caught

00:40:47Obviously these guys are on drugs, okay?

00:40:50Do you have any paraphernalia in the car?

00:40:52Any weapons?

00:40:52No, sir

00:40:53I mean, I'm male, officer

00:40:57Penis?

00:40:58It's penis, it's French

00:41:01Okay, penis

00:41:02All we got is these brownies my grandmother made

00:41:04In this non-alcoholic grape drink

00:41:07To wash it down with

00:41:08Really?

00:41:09Can I have some of that?

00:41:10Yeah, yeah

00:41:11Where's the drink?

00:41:12What the fuck are you doing?

00:41:14Hi

00:41:14What the fuck are you doing?

00:41:15This isn't a restaurant

00:41:16I'm starving

00:41:17I didn't have anything to eat today

00:41:19But you can't eat shit from them

00:41:21Your grandmother made these?

00:41:22Yes, sir

00:41:23These are amazing

00:41:23You tell her she needs her own show

00:41:25This is ridiculous shit

00:41:27Get out of the car

00:41:28You have to be firm and authoritative

00:41:31So that these perps treat you with respect

00:41:33Cop locked!

00:41:36Hot pursuit

00:41:37Hot pursuit

00:41:38Hot men and a white Rolls Royce going down Fairfax

00:41:41Roger that, officer Penis

00:41:43It's penis

00:42:07It's penis

00:42:08Make us some money man

00:42:10Whatever home

00:42:12I can feel the burn

00:42:13This thing works

00:42:14Feel like Bruce Lee?

00:42:15We better start rehearsing if we're gonna win the talent show tonight

00:42:19I got some cool moves

00:42:20Shit

00:42:20Hey pretty bitches

00:42:23I know you didn't just disrespect us and call us bitches

00:42:26What are you talking about disrespect?

00:42:27Ain't nobody disrespect you

00:42:28I said pretty bitches

00:42:30Disrespecting you is calling you ugly bitches

00:42:32It's a compliment bitch

00:42:34Them bitches don't know

00:42:35Aye, he does have a point

00:42:37Thank you

00:42:38Damn, he's kinda cute in a little chocolate smurf type of way

00:42:41It's me baby, you see it

00:42:44You guys can't be serious

00:42:46Do you hear your friends?

00:42:48Come on you guys, let's go inside

00:42:50This bitch over here acting like a C-U-N-T-A-Wanna

00:42:52Hey, why don't you stop cock blocking you little Mexican bitch

00:42:55You see she over here trying to get it

00:42:56Let your girl get it

00:42:57Over here fucking up games

00:42:59Stankin' bitch

00:43:00Mexican bitch

00:43:01What the hell you got out of bitch

00:43:02Shit

00:43:04Let's go

00:43:05Ha

00:43:07We are funny

00:43:09We are

00:43:10We are

00:43:11This bitch

00:43:12What the fuck?

00:43:15The fuck you all rollin' up on four cuds?

00:43:17Huh?

00:43:17You must know no

00:43:18He can't no

00:43:19Huh?

00:43:19He can't no

00:43:20I said

00:43:20Stop cock blocking you little Mexican bitch

00:43:22Fuck boy

00:43:23That's why I said cuds

00:43:24This nigga got me fucked up cuds

00:43:26Man, show him what you do

00:43:27Aw shit

00:43:27Come on nigga

00:43:28It's back here

00:43:28Back there

00:43:29There you go

00:43:30OG little pretty thug nigga

00:43:32I'm about to put this nigga in the box

00:43:33Don't do it, calm down

00:43:34You know how you get

00:43:35Nigga, six feet under nigga

00:43:36You hear me?

00:43:37Been on the surface

00:43:38It's seven now

00:43:39It's seven feet

00:43:39Nigga, I'm talking face on a brochure

00:43:41Boy

00:43:41Lights out

00:43:42You hear me?

00:43:43Okay

00:43:45You got me fucked up cuds

00:43:47Come back

00:43:47You got me fucked up cuds

00:43:48Come back

00:43:49Come back

00:43:49Pretty thug nigga

00:43:50You understand?

00:43:51You don't know ass somebody

00:43:52Don't fuck around

00:43:53You get shot by a pretty nigga nigga

00:43:55What the fuck is he talking about?

00:43:57I said OG little pretty thug

00:43:58Come again, say what?

00:43:59I'm telling her

00:44:00Oh shit

00:44:02This nigga real shit

00:44:03This nigga real shit

00:44:04This nigga real shit

00:44:04Oh shit

00:44:06This motherfucker strong

00:44:07Fucking thug

00:44:08Nigga, I killed you bitch

00:44:09Jesus Christ

00:44:10What the fuck

00:44:11Hey man

00:44:12Get the grenade on this nigga man

00:44:14Give us a light

00:44:14Grenade this nigga man

00:44:16Bray to him

00:44:17Bray to him

00:44:18Bray to him

00:44:19Bray to him

00:44:20Bray to him

00:44:21Put him down

00:44:21You don't deserve it

00:44:22Hey man, get this cholo nigga

00:44:24Damn

00:44:24Hey man

00:44:25I do pretty for this shit

00:44:26I'm gonna get you pretty

00:44:33God damn

00:44:34Get it through you

00:44:37Shit

00:44:38Oh shit

00:44:39Sick

00:44:39Fuck off

00:44:40Hey man

00:44:41Shoot where'd you go

00:44:42Hey man

00:44:43I feel that shit

00:44:45Enough

00:44:46Enough

00:44:46Nice

00:44:48Boom

00:44:48I always wanted to do that, eh?

00:44:53Hey man, grab my gun

00:44:54Please!

00:44:55You know what?

00:44:57Grab my gun!

00:44:58You know what?

00:44:59Grab my gun!

00:45:00I can't understand you.

00:45:01Oh, shit.

00:45:03Now, you can't shoot a nigga with Jesus on his face.

00:45:04Now, come on, in the name of our law, don't do it.

00:45:06Fall back, Hulk.

00:45:07Fall back.

00:45:08OK.

00:45:17What's that you said about my sister?

00:45:20A little about mine, cuz.

00:45:28No bullets?

00:45:30This motherfucker put no bullets in his gun.

00:45:33What a man, man.

00:45:35That's like your life.

00:45:36You can play it.

00:45:36Man, look.

00:45:39Hey, is that the new boys?

00:45:41This is not the new album.

00:45:42This is not that shit.

00:45:44You gotta come on, nigga.

00:45:45Y'all got me fucked up.

00:45:47I'm not getting down.

00:45:48I'll tell you how they're going to show it.

00:45:49These niggas got me fucked up, nigga.

00:45:51Y'all got me fucked up.

00:45:53All the way up.

00:45:53Hey!

00:45:54You took a gun.

00:45:54You took a gun like a real G though.

00:45:56You tried on these niggas, man!

00:46:01Oh, shit.

00:46:01We met at the World Star?

00:46:03Hey, that shit crazy.

00:46:05Hey, nigga.

00:46:05I killed them niggas off.

00:46:06Hey, you did, though.

00:46:07Good shit.

00:46:07Hey, y'all.

00:46:08You hear that, niggas, man.

00:46:09Look whose mom finally let him out the house.

00:46:11Man, y'all wack.

00:46:13You hating because my mama care.

00:46:14Ghetto-ass mama, she care about gunplay.

00:46:17For real.

00:46:18See your little cameo on World Star?

00:46:20Check it out.

00:46:21She got a million views.

00:46:22Is it tight?

00:46:23Yeah.

00:46:28Loser.

00:46:29Langston, can I use your phone to call Nastassia?

00:46:31Why didn't you call her at your crib?

00:46:33Well, we don't have a house phone.

00:46:35All we got is my mom's pager.

00:46:37Besides, I need more support from my guys, you know?

00:46:40So I'm mad nervous, y'all.

00:46:42For sure.

00:46:44Call her.

00:46:44And I'm gonna call George Kush and light up this blunt.

00:46:48They're coming out of nowhere.

00:46:51Crazy.

00:46:51You know what?

00:46:52I can't believe they beat my record.

00:46:54You know, I hold the record for most videos,

00:46:56retired on one of the six, the most.

00:46:58Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

00:46:58But I never done it.

00:46:59And this one is smashing it.

00:47:00How many days has it been on?

00:47:02178 days.

00:47:03Hey.

00:47:03Hey, baby.

00:47:04Hey, baby.

00:47:05Hey, baby.

00:47:06Hey, baby.

00:47:13Hey, baby.

00:47:19Hello.

00:47:20Yo, it's Jason.

00:47:23Who the hell is Jason?

00:47:25What, you going with my daughter?

00:47:27Um, hey, sir.

00:47:29It's Jason.

00:47:30And I want to speak with Anastasia, sir.

00:47:32Man, you didn't answer my question.

00:47:33Who are you?

00:47:34And what the fuck do you want with my daughter?

00:47:36Um, uh, me and Anastasia are ass mates.

00:47:39I mean, classmates, and we share a room.

00:47:41Class...

00:47:42We share a classroom, and I help her with her homework,

00:47:44and I wanted to know if she needed more help, help,

00:47:47if she needed me to help her with her homework,

00:47:49because I helped her with her homework.

00:47:50Hold on.

00:47:52Anastasia!

00:47:53You coming?

00:48:01Hello?

00:48:04Hey, Anastasia.

00:48:06Jason?

00:48:09Yeah, I thought this was your cell phone.

00:48:12I lost my cell phone.

00:48:14This is my home phone.

00:48:15What's up?

00:48:17Uh, nothing.

00:48:19What's up with you?

00:48:21Hey, yo, tell her to put the phone up to her coochie!

00:48:24Yo, Shanks, ain't gonna get none!

00:48:26Excuse me?

00:48:27Uh, nothing.

00:48:28Nothing at all.

00:48:29Nothing.

00:48:30Um, um, I guess I'll see you later on at the lock-in.

00:48:35Later on.

00:48:37I guess so.

00:48:42Fuck the stanky legs, fuck the cat daddy, fuck the macarena,

00:48:48fuck MC Hamill, fuck Jay-Z.

00:48:57Straight crash and burn.

00:48:59Thought I was shook when her dad got on the phone.

00:49:01It was downhill from there.

00:49:02She probably think you a big-ass dork right about now.

00:49:05Told you about the Mexican daddies, man.

00:49:07You niggas in mi casa, fool.

00:49:09Confidence, bro.

00:49:10That's all it is.

00:49:11Stop being so fucking nervous.

00:49:13Yeah, virgin.

00:49:21Who was that on the phone?

00:49:23Nobody.

00:49:23It was just a friend from school.

00:49:25He was helping me with homework.

00:49:27Oh, yeah?

00:49:27He's helping you out.

00:49:28And your little friend from school, is he, uh, a negrito?

00:49:32What does it matter?

00:49:34Orale, Kim Kardashian.

00:49:35Now you're dating black guys?

00:49:37Papa.

00:49:38Papa.

00:49:39Don't papa me.

00:49:40Okay?

00:49:41I know how suave black guys are.

00:49:43They talk to you with that mac daddy lingo, holding their giant penises.

00:49:48All right?

00:49:49And I could tell by this kid's voice over the phone, it was all deep.

00:49:52He's got a giant palo.

00:49:54No, he doesn't.

00:49:55What?

00:49:56What did you say?

00:49:58Nothing.

00:49:59Look, Ana, you're a beautiful Latina, which means...

00:50:03Which means what?

00:50:04Which means you're fertile as hell.

00:50:07Then I don't want some little black nappy-headed baby with a big penis,

00:50:11running around this house, touching all my shit, and leaving him for me to raise.

00:50:14I can't believe we're talking about this right now.

00:50:17I'm a virgin.

00:50:18I didn't run off like you and mom and get pregnant when I was 16.

00:50:23All right, well, you know, at least I stuck around to take care of my children.

00:50:27Those black guys come around with the cool talk and they get you in bed,

00:50:30and when you get pregnant, they turn into magicians.

00:50:34Magicians?

00:50:35Yeah, magicians.

00:50:36Like the rato we saw at the casino, David Copperton.

00:50:38Yeah, Copperton.

00:50:39He was good.

00:50:39Yeah, it was funny.

00:50:40The rabbits?

00:50:41Yeah, they were cute.

00:50:42They disappear.

00:50:44I don't want you to become a statistic, all right?

00:50:46I'm telling you because I want you to take care of yourself.

00:50:49I care about you, mija.

00:50:50Papa, don't worry about me.

00:50:52Worry about your sons.

00:50:53Like Junior, the one that just got out of jail.

00:50:56Mmm!

00:50:58Or this one.

00:50:59The 18-year-old who still wears slippers because he doesn't know how to tie his shoes.

00:51:03Mm-hmm.

00:51:06Oh, no, I know how to tie my shoes.

00:51:08I just think the concept of laces is stupid.

00:51:11I have to agree with Flaco on that one.

00:51:14Who asked you to talk?

00:51:15And sabes que, why are you always here?

00:51:17Yeah.

00:51:18Why are you always here?

00:51:20What do you mean?

00:51:21I'm family.

00:51:22How are you family, fool?

00:51:23Yeah.

00:51:24How are you family, fool?

00:51:28I'm second cousin to his third cousin's cuñado, El Machete, who married Consuela who was married

00:51:33to Paolo before and then escaped to the U.S.

00:51:35After that, El Machete took care of me.

00:51:37And then he disappeared.

00:51:39So I don't know what to do, so I just came here.

00:51:41And there's all left to say about that.

00:51:45And you want me to be with somebody like this?

00:51:48My gosh, my boy.

00:51:50Shit.

00:51:51She might have a point.

00:51:52We are the Trump folks.

00:51:53We are the Trump folks.

00:51:54We are the Trump folks.

00:51:54Power of the sex.

00:51:55DJ Felly Fowl.

00:51:57The moment you get ready for it.

00:51:58All right, now listen up.

00:51:59After we search y'all, we gonna lock y'all ass in.

00:52:02We give away at the talent contest and we making some stars tonight.

00:52:06Let's go.

00:52:07You know how we do.

00:52:07Y'all ready?

00:52:08It's all about unity in the community, y'all.

00:52:11Monavista.

00:52:12Let's get.

00:52:13We got the rejects in the house.

00:52:16Two different J's.

00:52:17Two different women.

00:52:18This is shit.

00:52:19This bang.

00:52:20Rejects, Gilly.

00:52:21I'm not a family guy.

00:52:22I got a lot of women.

00:52:23Brand new dead.

00:52:24That's the Peter Griffin.

00:52:25Don't hit it.

00:52:26Don't hit it.

00:52:27They hear we sell the crease line.

00:52:28Rock around the building.

00:52:29Smokey hit a steward.

00:52:30Grab his nose.

00:52:30He's doing vicious.

00:52:31Ratchets popping.

00:52:32What Shelton call it Thanos.

00:52:34Now go and move your arm.

00:52:35Fuck your honey.

00:52:35Y'all run in.

00:52:36Run in.

00:52:36Let them haters know that you stuck in.

00:52:38Smoke a kai.

00:52:39Turn this gun into a function.

00:52:41Function.

00:52:41Blow six.

00:52:42Blow six on me.

00:52:43I don't need a weapon.

00:52:44Tell them never cuffing.

00:52:45Peter Griffin t-shirts.

00:52:46All my, all my love it.

00:52:47Body filler like this.

00:52:48Oh, snap.

00:52:49The Rangers in the house.

00:52:51They're the favorites to win the contest tonight, y'all.

00:53:00Hey Ranger boys.

00:53:02Better behave yourself tonight.

00:53:06I'ma behave on that ass tonight.

00:53:08Damn.

00:53:09Justin got a cake.

00:53:11Hey, wait.

00:53:12I ain't gonna lie.

00:53:13She is nice looking.

00:53:14Come on, man.

00:53:15What you really supposed to be worried about is Anastasia nice?

00:53:21Nigga, this ain't the Disney channel.

00:53:22You better go handle that.

00:53:24She practically throwing the pussy at you fuck, boy.

00:53:27All you gotta do is catch it.

00:53:29I don't really know what to do now.

00:53:31I know what this little nigga needs.

00:53:33Seven minutes to heaven.

00:53:38Hey!

00:53:39Everybody got their name in the hat.

00:53:41For sure.

00:53:43Y'all know how this go down.

00:53:45Seven minutes of heaven.

00:53:47I picked two names out this cat.

00:53:49Y'all go into this closet right here for seven minutes.

00:53:52First two names are...

00:53:56Julian and big booty Becky.

00:53:58Let's get it.

00:54:01You're a nasty hoe.

00:54:04Seven minutes.

00:54:06So what's up, Becky?

00:54:09Absolutely nothing.

00:54:11For seven minutes.

00:54:13Come on.

00:54:13Don't be like that.

00:54:21Doesn't this just get your adrenaline going?

00:54:23It's like a dominatrix has your balls in a vice grip.

00:54:26What?

00:54:27This is what super cops do!

00:54:28Right, Largney?

00:54:30What the fuck are you doing?

00:54:32I've had three of these things.

00:54:35The best.

00:54:36You laugh when you look at goat's ass.

00:54:41Pay attention, fucker!

00:54:50I think you're beautiful.

00:54:52What?

00:54:53I think you're beautiful.

00:54:56You're beautiful.

00:54:57You're beautiful.

00:54:58Get your hands off my tip, man!

00:55:00I'm driving!

00:55:01I like you!

00:55:06So we're not gonna do nothing, Becky?

00:55:08Would you even be interested if I didn't have this big old booty on me?

00:55:11What?

00:55:12What kind of question is that?

00:55:14That's what I thought.

00:55:15All you like me for is my booty.

00:55:17But it's such a nice booty.

00:55:22Plus, you got a cute smile.

00:55:24And the dimple that only comes out when you laugh.

00:55:28See?

00:55:28I'm a nice guy.

00:55:30One minute left!

00:55:32Shit, that's all I need.

00:55:34You know, tell me twice.

00:55:37Daddy, about to get it on.

00:55:42Love the white chocolate.

00:55:43I normally don't date white.

00:55:45What y'all doing out in this hallway?

00:55:46Get to the dance!

00:55:47Question is, sir, what are you doing out here?

00:55:50Well, I'm the principal.

00:55:52What are you doing?

00:55:53Do you got the ETA on the new boys?

00:55:58Nah, nah, but we know about Ms. Johnson's TNA.

00:56:01You better watch them out.

00:56:03Sit up there talking about you know something about Ms. Johnson's TNA.

00:56:06Yo, what the hell is going on out there?

00:56:09Uh, Principal Rogers.

00:56:11As soon as I hear about the new boys, I'll come look for you, bro.

00:56:15Yeah, you do that.

00:56:17Snitching ass nigga.

00:56:18You know a snitch don't like a snitch.

00:56:19You take it easy.

00:56:20Get to the dance, nigga.

00:56:21Okay?

00:56:23Will do, sir.

00:56:31Hey, y'all give it up for the supersizer, y'all!

00:56:36All right, man.

00:56:38Yo, back up.

00:56:41Song for the 80s.

00:56:46Do the shit.

00:56:48Do the shit!

00:56:55The next two names are Jason and Anastasia.

00:57:03Okay.

00:57:04I guess y'all not feeling the supersizer.

00:57:07Let's go!

00:57:08The new boys on their way.

00:57:10You still got the talent contest coming up.

00:57:12Sweet girls, the Rangers, Dirt Out Kids.

00:57:15This is a huge money price win.

00:57:17Seven minutes.

00:57:26Never done this before?

00:57:28Nope.

00:57:29Me either.

00:57:31Kinda awkward, huh?

00:57:33Yeah.

00:57:34Very.

00:57:37And then the mission, that's...

00:57:41Power 106.

00:57:42Power 106.

00:57:43Broadcast live from Monta Vista High School.

00:57:46It's all about unity in the community.

00:57:48And we're waiting on the new boys.

00:57:49Where y'all at, man?

00:57:51Hey, niggas.

00:57:52Damn niggas, what the fuck are you doing?

00:57:54Fuck you.

00:57:54Damn fuck these niggas, man.

00:57:56Hurry up, so we could back these seniors...

00:57:57Block it!

00:57:58I'll fall off today.

00:58:00I'm still still in my niggot.

00:58:01I'll be talking.

00:58:05What the fuck are you doing, man?

00:58:07Get your ass out of my face!

00:58:09Talks as a baby's butt!

00:58:11Are you fucking crazy?

00:58:14Normally we have these missions more intact,

00:58:17but it seems that my partner has taken some kind of controlled substance.

00:58:20I'm R. Kelly, bitch.

00:58:24What the fuck are you doing?

00:58:26Are you nuts?

00:58:28Peaches!

00:58:29Bitch, bring your ass out the house with my goddamn money!

00:58:33I'll blow every window in that raggedy fucking condo out!

00:58:36What the fuck are you doing, man?

00:58:38What am I doing?

00:58:40Bring your ass out of your face!

00:58:41I'm gonna kill you!

00:58:52So, um, there's, like, no chance that I could...

00:58:54You're not getting my panties.

00:58:56What?

00:58:56I know all about it.

00:58:58Julian told Becky, who told Jasmine, who told me, all about your mission.

00:59:04Kind of stupid, huh?

00:59:05Yeah.

00:59:07And I can't go out like that.

00:59:10I understand.

00:59:11And honestly, I respect you more for it.

00:59:15Thanks.

00:59:17You're sweet.

00:59:18Doing good, cowboy.

00:59:21Thanks, man.

00:59:22Thanks for what?

00:59:24Uh, nothing?

00:59:26You like to talk to yourself a lot, don't you?

00:59:29Me?

00:59:29No.

00:59:33It's okay.

00:59:34I used to do the same thing.

00:59:36Ever since my mom died when I was really young, I had this toy unicorn that I would always talk

00:59:41to.

00:59:41It was my best friend.

00:59:44Unicorns have a lot of wisdom, you know.

00:59:45I bet not as much as the cowboys.

00:59:48Well, unicorns don't exist, so.

00:59:52You hit Bigfoot!

00:59:54What the fuck did you make me do?

00:59:56I didn't hit Bigfoot!

00:59:57Who gives a fuck?

00:59:58Look at the car!

01:00:00Oh, fuck!

01:00:01We gonna help her?

01:00:02I'm gonna come in through this vehicle!

01:00:04I gotta get those guys!

01:00:06I'm sorry, Bigfoot.

01:00:07The fucking door doesn't work anymore.

01:00:08I'm so sorry.

01:00:09Follow me.

01:00:09Follow me, you fucking idiot.

01:00:12Hey, yo, ladies, make some noise for four cows!

01:00:15I'm in love with you.

01:00:19The bodies of a girl, it's all my stew.

01:00:22I think you should be the fool.

01:00:26Baby, I just wanna rock me through.

01:00:29Rock you like I snap, baby.

01:00:31Rock you like I snap, baby.

01:00:33Rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock.

01:00:36See her club close and fits you.

01:00:38Not so fast, are you?

01:00:41Wow, looks like everyone is fucking up.

01:00:44Wanna dance?

01:00:47Sure.

01:00:49This is my song.

01:00:51It was hardly a starseed.

01:00:53I beat the man.

01:00:54Snap bad jeans, clean white tee, and a pair of Vans.

01:00:57Some fans come fast, but a whole lot of action.

01:00:59And yoga pants, but a jam like this make you wanna slow dance.

01:01:03I think I'm in love with you, the bodies of a girl, it's all my stew.

01:01:10Sometimes you got to love your damn self.

01:01:12Yeah.

01:01:13You're a fool.

01:01:14But baby, I just wanna rock me through.

01:01:17Oh.

01:01:18Hey, you're here.

01:01:19Yeah, you are here.

01:01:20Get to the dance.

01:01:21What's up, Rodgers?

01:01:22Get your hands off my bitch.

01:01:24Get to the dance.

01:01:25Get to the dance.

01:01:25Get your hands off me, boy.

01:01:27Get to the dance.

01:01:28Get to the dance.

01:01:28Get your girl high.

01:01:30Jesus on the main line.

01:01:32Tell them what you want.

01:01:33Oh, yeah, Lord.

01:01:34Thank you, Jesus.

01:01:35Thank you, Lord.

01:01:36Y'all ready, homie?

01:01:37You ready, cuz?

01:01:38Tick, tick, tick.

01:01:40Tick, tick.

01:01:40Tick.

01:01:41What about you?

01:01:41Is you ready?

01:01:42Mm-hmm.

01:01:43They whooped your ass, man.

01:01:45They wouldn't have did that to me, though.

01:01:46I'll tell you that right now.

01:01:47You know how I get it.

01:01:48Man, fuck that shit, man.

01:01:49You ready to ride out of what, nigga?

01:01:51Excuse me, say what?

01:01:52Man, you heard me.

01:01:53Come and get me, say what?

01:01:54Man, why ain't time a nigga say something to you, cuz?

01:01:56You act like you can't hear me.

01:01:57Fuck wrong with you.

01:01:58You went deaf from all them shots, nigga?

01:02:00No, nigga.

01:02:00It was my mama pussy.

01:02:02If I hadn't told you yet, my mama had an outbreak on her pussy lip

01:02:05because she got herpes, right?

01:02:07When she had me, the herpes hit my ear, fucked me all up, and whatnot.

01:02:12But we in good standards.

01:02:14Bitch nasty.

01:02:15Excuse me, say what?

01:02:17Nasty bitch.

01:02:18Come again, say what?

01:02:19I know that's right.

01:02:21We got the new boys in the house!

01:02:45No, no, no.

01:02:51We got the new boys out there.

01:02:53We got the new boys out there.

01:02:54We got the new boys out there.

01:02:58We got the new boys out there.

01:03:03Man.

01:03:05How long do I have to wait for him?

01:03:06If you have to beat down?

01:03:08Told ya Junior's set midnight, huh?

01:03:11Yeah.

01:03:11I'm bored, eh?

01:03:15It's not fair.

01:03:16What's not fair?

01:03:18Anastasia and her friends and everybody

01:03:20are partying and dancing the night away,

01:03:22but we're just here, sitting and waiting.

01:03:27Shit, I wanna dance.

01:03:32Man, fuck it, dance, man.

01:03:35Dance.

01:03:38Hey, hear the whispers?

01:03:41Yeah.

01:03:47Woo!

01:03:54Yeah, you thought it was a bomb?

01:03:55That one, though.

01:03:58What's all I gotta say about that?

01:04:03Woo!

01:04:06Oh, yeah.

01:04:07I ripped my pants and I don't care.

01:04:09Yeah.

01:04:09We still got the cars that we're talking about.

01:04:12Tell me, huh?

01:04:14Tell me, huh?

01:04:15If anybody out there can use an extra $2,000,

01:04:18you better be hot tonight, all right?

01:04:20So let's give it up right now for our first contestant.

01:04:23Make some noise for this sweet girl!

01:04:32I know!

01:04:37Bye.

01:04:38See ya!

01:04:39That's what you really want, really want me

01:04:43You're kissing your touch, feels so damn good

01:04:48Getting under my skin, I try to fight it but I can't win

01:04:53This is all your fault, boy I love the way you touch

01:04:57Baby you touch me in the best way

01:05:01I think I love you, what can I say?

01:05:06You caught me by surprise, show me in the sky

01:05:11Straight into your arms and I love it

01:05:14Yeah baby, baby I love the way you touch me

01:05:20Touched me, touched me, touched me

01:05:27Touch me, tease me, I'm trying to make it easy

01:05:30You're singing to my tune like your name Lil' Wheezy

01:05:32500 degrees, more than just a breezy

01:05:35Hot, but the flow is snowman, cheesy

01:05:37And I wanna be real with you

01:05:39Oh baby, can I chill with you

01:05:43I'm trying to settle down

01:05:44But ain't nothing gonna be a deal now

01:05:47To the top of the world with your soul for miles

01:05:49Baby let them haters hate, I'ma hold you down

01:05:52Even though I didn't roll up on your side of town

01:05:54I'ma throw up your sack when we ride

01:05:56Baby you touch me in the best way

01:06:00Alright, yo you seen this my nigga?

01:06:03That's cheeky

01:06:05You caught me by surprise, you shot me out the sky

01:06:10Straight into your arms and I love it

01:06:14Yeah baby, baby I love the way you touch me

01:06:19Touched me, touched me

01:06:22Touched me, touched me

01:06:26Touched me, touched me

01:06:31Oh my god

01:06:33Tastes like candy

01:06:35Take the business, shan

01:06:37Oh baby, baby, baby

01:06:38Look at the point

01:06:40Let me lose and stretch the plan

01:06:42Great the fight

01:06:43Oh boy

01:06:45Oh, hell

01:06:46Oh, hell

01:06:49You killed me

01:06:50What's up, man?

01:06:51Yeah!

01:06:52Whoo!

01:06:53That's how those flip-flip fingers do it, homie.

01:06:56Man, that shit was horrible.

01:06:58Hey, man, your mama like it.

01:06:59Shut up.

01:07:00Yeah, the hell is R-G-O-K-Y anyway?

01:07:02Ranger Gang will kill yourselves.

01:07:04We got that one.

01:07:05Give it up for the Rangers!

01:07:09Whoo!

01:07:11Come on!

01:07:12One, honey, two, honey, three, honey, four,

01:07:14five, honey, six, honey, seven, honey, four,

01:07:16I need a tip, tip, tip, tip, I need a tip.

01:07:20I got it, tip, tip, tip, tip.

01:07:21One hundred, two hundred, three hundred, four,

01:07:24five hundred, six hundred, seven hundred,

01:07:26more, I need a tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip.

01:07:30I said it's six in the morning and she tippin' on my dick.

01:07:33Tippin' on my dick, tippin' on my dick.

01:07:36Make her scream Rangers when I'm hittin' that shit.

01:07:38No gadgets, can't fit up in my whip.

01:07:40Man, I got a bad bitch, but she finna get evicted.

01:07:43Gave me a lap gas, now I'm addicted.

01:07:45Standin' at attention, that's what my dick did.

01:07:48Countin' on this money high, mama, come and get this.

01:07:50One hundred, two hundred, three hundred, four,

01:07:53five hundred, six hundred, seven hundred,

01:07:55more, I need a tip, tip, tip, tip, tip.

01:07:57I need a tip, tip, tip, tip, tip.

01:08:00One hundred, two hundred, three hundred, four,

01:08:02five hundred, six hundred, seven hundred,

01:08:04more, I need a tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip.

01:08:09Corky first dress to impress, ready to party

01:08:11White boys in my pocket, hoes fillin' on my body

01:08:14Redstone, Ciroc, OJ, and Ricardo

01:08:16Stupid paper, my wallet is retarded

01:08:19I get money, money I got

01:08:22Then make that booty pop, make, make, make booty pop

01:08:25Baby, don't stop

01:08:26Tip, tip, tip, tip

01:08:28One, one, one, two, one, three, one, four, five, six, five, six, seven, one, four, I need a tip

01:08:34Tip, tip, tip, tip, I need a tip

01:08:36Tip, tip, tip, tip

01:08:38Tip, one, one, hundred, two, one, three, hundred, four, one, five, hundred, six, hundred, seven, hundred, more

01:08:43I need a tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip

01:08:47What the hell is you doing, man? Get up, man, come on

01:08:49Shit, man

01:08:51Shit

01:08:51We in the middle of a party, I don't know, I'm good, thank you

01:08:54I got Brownie on my record

01:08:57Damn, did this just ruin the Rangers' chance to win the contest?

01:09:01Did it ruin my chance for Anastasia?

01:09:06Come on, buckaroo

01:09:09You got this

01:09:12Prairie Puffman's right

01:09:13I can do this

01:09:17Yo, listen

01:09:19I can do this

01:09:24What do I got to lose?

01:09:26Listen, they call me J-Extra

01:09:28Yeah, boy, I'm next up

01:09:29Pippin' and fippin' and rippin' and yeah

01:09:31Tippin' and tippin' and scales

01:09:32Used to be scared, but

01:09:33Now I got a man up

01:09:34Too late, my mama told me

01:09:36Boy, you better take it up

01:09:37Smoke like the Prairie Puff

01:09:38Man, I ain't had enough

01:09:39It's so tough, so tough, so rough, so tough, tough

01:09:41But I just fell in love with Anastasia

01:09:44Yeah, do your thing, girl

01:09:45I like how you drop it, huh?

01:09:50I did it!

01:09:54I did it!

01:09:55Woohoo!

01:09:59I fucks with the Rangers!

01:10:07Oh my god, you were amazing

01:10:10Yo, J-Extra

01:10:11You saved us, dawg

01:10:12You did that, my dude

01:10:14Respect

01:10:15Yo, J, where'd that come from, yo?

01:10:17Bro, I honestly couldn't even tell you

01:10:18It just, like, came to me

01:10:20Yo, you see this right here, right?

01:10:21That's, I'm gonna need that

01:10:22You know what I'm saying?

01:10:23Somebody is about to walk away with $2,000

01:10:26You know what I'm saying?

01:10:27DJ Felly Fowl, Pye 106, Unity, and the community

01:10:30It's been a great night

01:10:32And to announce your winner right now

01:10:34Y'all give it up for the new boys!

01:10:47Yo, this was a dope-ass night of performances

01:10:50Hell yeah

01:10:51Some of y'all did y'all thing tonight, man

01:10:53Some of y'all were complete failures

01:10:56Fucking booty

01:10:57But yo, man, on the real, though

01:10:59It could only be one winner

01:11:02And this group crushed it

01:11:04Killed it

01:11:05Murdered it

01:11:06Woo!

01:11:07So give it up for tonight's winner

01:11:09The motherfucking

01:11:12Weepers!

01:11:14Hi!

01:11:15Thank you, Lord!

01:11:16Thank you

01:11:17Thank you

01:11:18Tell me that shit did not just happen, bro

01:11:20Yo, I needed that two grand

01:11:22How we lose?

01:11:24The Weepers got these niggas tripping, bro

01:11:25Yo, look at how high they are

01:11:27I don't even know who the fuck they picking right now

01:11:30Exciting!

01:11:31Oh, shit

01:11:32Today it's 12 o'clock

01:11:34Time for me to go face to music, you feel me?

01:11:36Wait, wait, wait, hold up

01:11:37What's 12 o'clock?

01:11:39Yo, that's the area of the talent, Joey

01:11:40What do you got to send to now?

01:11:48Today I know you wouldn't get into it

01:11:50The S.A.U.

01:11:51Holy shit

01:11:52Yo, Junior

01:11:53I tried to get your money by midnight

01:11:54But I need some more time

01:11:56You can do whatever you want to me

01:11:57But please don't hurt my family

01:12:03I ain't got insurance, Junior

01:12:09Junior says

01:12:10Time's up

01:12:11Man, the date ain't going nowhere

01:12:14You're gonna have to kill a saw

01:12:21Cool

01:12:22Nah, fuck that

01:12:23It's cool, bro

01:12:24It's time for me to have him just depot myself like a man

01:12:26So, what's up?

01:12:28Yeah, what's up?

01:12:29Junior!

01:12:30Flacco!

01:12:31No!

01:12:32Anastasia, what are you doing here?

01:12:33Get out of here!

01:12:34Go!

01:12:35Anastasia, go back to the gym

01:12:36We good, I promise

01:12:43Don't talk to my sister like that, Issa

01:12:45Stop it!

01:12:47I'm gonna be gonna blast them Mexicans at night for what they think of you, OG

01:12:51Man, fuck that nigga Junior, come!

01:12:53Get that OG!

01:12:54What?

01:12:55What?

01:12:57What?

01:12:58What?

01:12:59What?

01:13:00We're gonna make some Mexican cunt salad, bro

01:13:02How near a salad, nigga?

01:13:04I know that's right

01:13:20How's the time, my son?

01:13:22This is your hero moment

01:13:39What?

01:13:49Anna, are you okay?

01:13:50I'm fine.

01:13:53Are you okay?

01:13:55Oh my God, Jason, you're hurt.

01:14:10Everybody freeze!

01:14:11What the hell's going on here?

01:14:13Yeah!

01:14:14Stand back, we got this!

01:14:15Everybody freeze!

01:14:17Yeah, we got this, and we got this under control.

01:14:20Great, great freaking police work.

01:14:23And...

01:14:25Can I just talk to him for one second?

01:14:27You've got one minute, then we need to get him to the hospital to get sewn up.

01:14:31Look, I'm sorry all this happened.

01:14:33This whole money thing with Day-Day and your brother got way out of hand,

01:14:36and then...

01:14:46Day-Day, I appreciate your little homie saving my sister.

01:14:53You're still a junior at $2,000.

01:15:01This ain't over.

01:15:06What are you doing?

01:15:07That's your prize money.

01:15:11Jason told me to give this to you.

01:15:14And he got the draws, too.

01:15:17I'll take that.

01:15:19No, we'll take that.

01:15:23Hey, Jay, I appreciate the way you came through, bro.

01:15:26That was some true Rangers fashion.

01:15:28Look, I told you, man, we family.

01:15:30So, y'all my friends.

01:15:32Straight up, bro.

01:15:33You my friend, and official Ranger member.

01:15:36Yes, sir.

01:15:37Man, I'm just grateful y'all helped me find the confidence to get the girl in my dreams.

01:15:41Stop.

01:15:43Stop.

01:15:44And now, I'm going to go to the hospital with my boyfriend.

01:15:48Boyfriend?

01:15:49I ain't gonna like that.

01:15:50Oh, yeah?

01:15:51Well, he's just gonna have to deal with it.

01:15:53And so are you.

01:15:55Uh-oh.

01:16:02We're gonna keep your ass in our prayers.

01:16:05Man, I wish I would have got shot.

01:16:08What is you talking about?

01:16:09Do you know how much ass I would get on Monday if I got shot?

01:16:12Wow.

01:16:13God, man.

01:16:17You see, that's how it really went down.

01:16:20Fairytale and his do really happen.

01:16:22Even in the hood.

01:16:23Now all I need is a painless circumcision, and I'll be straight.

01:16:32Who shot my baby?

01:16:34Who shot my baby?

01:16:36This is fucking scatter.

01:16:38Everybody can get some of this land today.

01:16:40You fucking Kardashian.

01:16:42Kill me, the bitches.

01:16:44You fucking rangers.

01:16:45I'll fuck you, and I'll kill you, motherfuckers.

01:16:47God damn it.

01:16:48Everybody, you fucking writers,

01:16:50you raggy-ass producers.

01:16:52Nick, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do all that bullshit.

01:16:55All you bitches.

01:16:56Everybody out there in the theater.

01:16:57All you motherfucking slurby servants,

01:17:00popcorn buttering motherfuckers,

01:17:02and you bitches out there,

01:17:03you better not be bootlegging my shit.

01:17:05You better not bootleg this shit.

01:17:06I'll come out there, and I'll get you.

01:17:08It's like in the Freddy Krueger movies.

01:17:10I'll be back and get you in the sequel, motherfuckers.

01:17:12You heard what?

01:17:58Look at all these haters, why they hate me?

01:18:02Cause I'm fucking bitches, and making cheese.

01:18:06Could be fucking cheese, and making bitches.

01:18:10But I'm just saying cheese, like we taking pictures.

01:18:13Cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese.

01:18:16Cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese, n***a, please.

01:18:20Move out my way, motherfuckers.

01:18:23Move out my way, motherfuckers.

01:18:26To the live, to the live.

01:18:28Y'all make it hate a tooth ride.

01:18:31To the right.

01:18:32Y'all make it hate a tooth from the tooth bad.

01:18:35Y'all make it hate a tooth side, the side side.

01:18:39Y'all better hate it to your left, to the left

01:18:42Y'all better hate it to your right, to the right

01:18:45Y'all better hate it to your front, to the back

01:18:49Y'all better hate it to your side, to your side

01:18:52Y'all better hate it dance

01:18:54I got goons that don't even talk

01:18:57Fuck the duggy motherfucker, fuck the crib walk

01:19:01Fuck the stanky leg, fuck the cat daddy

01:19:04Fuck the Macarena, and fuck MC Hamill

01:19:08Fuck Jay-Z, fuck 50 Cent

01:19:11Fuck the President, Barack fuckin' Obama

01:19:14Wait nigga, did you just say fuck the President?

01:19:17Yeah, I said that, fuck that nigga, nigga, fuck that

01:19:21To the left, to the left

01:19:23Y'all better hate it to your right, to the right

01:19:27Y'all better hate it to your front, to the back

01:19:30Y'all better hate it to your side, to your side

01:19:33Y'all better hate it to your left, to the left

01:19:37Y'all better hate it to your right, to the right

01:19:40Y'all better hate it to your front, to the back

01:19:44Y'all better hate it to your side, to your side

01:19:46Now side to side, y'all better hate it to your left

01:20:07Oh, shit, nigga, I hate this shit, nigga.

01:20:10What the fuck y'all moving on, fam?

01:20:12Take a break, nigga.

01:20:13What a minute.

01:20:14Oh, nigga, balls.

01:20:16Time out, nigga.

01:20:17Oh, shit, balls.

01:20:19Call the balls, nigga.

01:20:21Come on.

01:20:22Shit, fuck that shit.

01:20:24We need a break.

01:20:24Don't hate it.

01:20:25Uh-oh.

01:20:26Fuck that, nigga.

01:20:28I'm tired of this bitch, nigga.

01:20:30This shit I don't like, nigga.

01:20:33Fuck the fuck shit.

01:20:34I hate this shit.

01:20:37Oh, nigga.

01:20:40Oh, shit, fuck that, nigga.

01:20:43Oh, shit, fuck that, nigga.

01:20:46Come on, man.

01:20:48Nigga, I'm sweating all around my second belly, nigga.

01:20:52Oh.

01:20:55Hey, Mark.

01:20:56I got it.

01:20:57Can this be a movie?

01:20:58Like, is this going to be a movies?

01:21:00Because I can act.

01:21:02Where are we starting?

01:21:03From the top again, right?

01:21:04What up, pretty bitches?

01:21:08I got pussy here on top of the news.

01:21:11I fucked up on this.

01:21:14Fuckers.

01:21:15I'd like to fuck you, Chris Paul.

01:21:18And if you look in the mirror, you're going to think you look like the little nigga on the

01:21:21Lords of the Rings.

01:21:24Give me those rings, Percy.

01:21:27Get ready tonight, baby.

01:21:29Because I'm going to stick this rat tail in your ass.

01:21:32And I'd like a woman that's built like a mattress.

01:21:35I'm going to lay on you later.

01:21:36I will.

01:21:38I'm going to stick my face in your ass.

01:21:40With an antibiotic in my mouth.

01:21:43Y'all better not move.

01:21:45Y'all better not move.

01:21:46Dude with no shirt on with hard nipples and y'all keep touching him.

01:21:51It's going to snap him for your ass.

01:21:53You ain't got, bitch.

01:21:55That a bitch look good, though.

01:21:57Yeah, nigga.

01:21:57You got her.

01:21:58She look good.

01:22:00Yeah.

01:22:03Jim, I'm going to kiss before you go.

01:22:13Where's that?

01:22:14Where's that?

01:22:15I'm walking away on it.

01:22:16I'm getting it.

01:22:16Where's that?

01:22:17I'm walking away on it.

01:22:18Where's that?

01:22:19He walked right in.

01:22:30Maybe hotter than it's summer.

01:22:32Something like wind leather.

01:22:33T-shirt contest.

01:22:34The winner is getting wet.

01:22:35You got me.

01:22:36I don't ever miss.

01:22:37First train, nigga.

01:22:39I don't ever see the bitch.

01:22:40They focused on the switch.

01:22:41Hey.

01:22:42Oh, I heard it.

01:22:43I hate that.

01:22:44Woo!

01:22:46Woo!

01:22:48Woo!

01:22:50Woo!

01:22:51Woo!

01:22:52Woo!

01:22:53Woo!

01:22:54Woo!

01:22:56Woo!

01:22:59Woo!

01:23:00Woo!

01:23:01Woo!

01:23:01You ready?

01:23:02Wait, wait, wait, wait.

01:23:03I forgot my line.

01:23:04Sir, just help me.

01:23:05I only got one spate to suck.

01:23:07I got this.

01:23:08You're going to break the whole jail down with your strong tongue.

01:23:10I got delicate anchors.

01:23:12Muerto.

01:23:14Muerto.

01:23:15Who?

01:23:16Who you asking for?

01:23:17All their homies.

01:23:18Oh, great homies.

01:23:20Clap on.

01:23:20Clap on, nigga.

01:23:21You dead, bitch.

01:23:23You want it?

01:23:25Don't move.

01:23:25I got it.

01:23:26Don't move.

01:23:27You ready?

01:23:28Nigga, you about to be dead, nigga.

01:23:31OG little pretty thug.

01:23:32Excuse me, say what?

01:23:33Nigga, I'm saying my name.

01:23:34OG little pretty thug.

01:23:39Lights out, nigga.

01:23:40Okay.

01:23:41You hear me?

01:23:41Lights out to you, nigga.

01:23:43Yo.

01:23:46That shit's got to be answered.

01:23:48I'm going to fuck my bad.

01:23:49I'm sorry.

01:23:49Was that my line or his line?

01:23:51What?

01:23:51I messed up.

01:23:52Oh, am I supposed to say my line?

01:23:53Hmm, yeah.

01:23:54Shit, lights?

01:23:55Wait, what is it?

01:23:56Sorry.

01:23:58So, I hear you need one more volunteer teacher tonight for the lockout.

01:24:02You heard right.

01:24:03More time, please.

01:24:05Lock in.

01:24:06So, I hear you need one more teacher for the volunteer tonight?

01:24:10Uh-huh.

01:24:11Today.

01:24:11So, I hear you need a teacher tonight.

01:24:14Volunteer for the line-up.

01:24:16See ya.

01:24:17One more volunteer teacher for the lockout.

01:24:19Man, you can keep doing it a hundred times.

01:24:21I'm sweating.

01:24:23Fuck what they talking about.

01:24:25Yeah, keep fucking up.

01:24:28Is that cut?

01:24:29Is that cut?

01:24:29Damn it.

01:24:32Function.

01:24:34This joint right here

01:24:36is only for the sexy people.

01:24:39So, all you fly motherfuckers

01:24:42get out there and dance.

01:24:45Dance, I said.

01:24:47I don't care if you black.

01:24:48White.

01:24:49White.

01:24:51Even my Spanish people like.

01:24:53Yeah.

01:24:53That's it tonight.

01:24:55Yeah.

01:24:56So, you turned the all away.

01:24:58And fuck what them haters say.

01:25:01We sexy.

01:25:01We just feelin' when I'm sexy.

01:25:03What do I feelin' sexy?

01:25:05We just feelin' when I'm sexy.

01:25:07What do I feelin' sexy?

01:25:09We just feelin' when I'm-

01:25:10Fuck what them haters say.

01:25:13We sexy.

01:25:14Oh, hell yeah.

01:25:15We sexy.

01:25:16Oh, hell yeah.

01:25:17We sexy.

01:25:18Oh, yeah, oh, yeah.

01:25:19We sexy.

01:25:20Oh, yeah, oh, yeah.

01:25:21We sexy.

01:25:22Oh, yeah, oh, yeah.

01:25:23We sexy.

01:25:24Oh, yeah, oh, yeah.

01:25:25Fuck up them haters.

01:25:26I got some sexy ass friends.

01:25:28With some sexy ass money.

01:25:30We knowin' sexy ass 20s.

01:25:32Been in sexy ass hundreds.

01:25:34Got a sexy ass smile.

01:25:36With some sexy ass features.

01:25:38Got some sexy ass pupils.

01:25:40And some sexy ass teachers.

01:25:42We some sexy ass freak.

01:25:44With some sexy ass toes.

01:25:45If you got some sexy ass ass.

01:25:47Then tell them sexy ass bones.

01:25:49I need your sexy, sexy ass.

01:25:51Off them sexy ass clothes.

01:25:53And tell the DJ spin your beer.

01:25:55And play the sexy ass song.

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