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00:00:41Dauphin!
00:00:42Oh, shucks!
00:00:46And your shoulders is what you want?
00:00:49Yeah.
00:00:51Hey, Dad!
00:00:51Ernie!
00:00:52There's a dolphin!
00:00:53Come quick!
00:00:54I mean, he is going to be chief.
00:00:57It makes sense.
00:01:00You'll call princess.
00:01:02Yeah.
00:01:03He'll be the best for everyone.
00:01:04Here.
00:01:26Put the TV back!
00:01:28It doesn't belong to you.
00:01:31Here's a plane ticket.
00:01:32Oh, yeah.
00:01:33Me?
00:01:33Here's some bottlenodes for the flight.
00:01:35Yeah.
00:01:35Thanks, Dad.
00:01:37And it'll cover your university costs.
00:01:42Oh, shucks!
00:01:43Check out all this money!
00:01:45Yeah.
00:01:46Everybody on the island sacrificed a lot.
00:01:49Check out all this money, man!
00:01:50I'm so rich, man!
00:01:51I'm riches!
00:01:52Hey, just remember, that's everybody's savings.
00:01:56Hey, everybody!
00:01:57Check out my money!
00:01:58I'm riches!
00:01:59Woo!
00:02:04I want to come back in three years and be the best chief this island's ever seen!
00:02:08Way better than you, Dad!
00:02:11Woo-hoo!
00:02:12Oh, hey, Brent, this one's for you.
00:02:14Hey!
00:02:15Don't tip the driver!
00:02:16Woo-hoo!
00:02:18Woo-hoo!
00:02:20Woo-hoo-hoo!
00:02:21Woo-hoo!
00:02:22Woo-hoo!
00:02:24I was going to come back in three years.
00:02:27This semester will separate the wheat from the chaff.
00:02:31You want to be the wheat.
00:02:33Wheat goes on summer holidays.
00:02:35Chaff goes to summer school.
00:02:37Welcome to summer school.
00:02:38This is your last chance, so if you don't do well here...
00:02:41Being on the benefits, nothing to be ashamed about, okay?
00:02:43I might not have got a degree,
00:02:44but I still thought I could make it big.
00:02:47Um, maybe you need to set your sights just a little lower.
00:02:50Well, hockey and main chicken, uh, beef.
00:02:55How's my brainiac and his flash degree?
00:02:57Yeah, good, Dad.
00:02:58You need real easy.
00:02:59I didn't like lying to Dad,
00:03:01but I didn't want to go home a failure,
00:03:03so I worked my way through various industries.
00:03:07The toilet industry.
00:03:09The advertising industry.
00:03:11The appliance door industry.
00:03:14And there it was, my calling.
00:03:16The Property Investment College for Excellence
00:03:18will not give you a job.
00:03:20It'll give you a career.
00:03:22And it's 100% legal.
00:03:24Take no prisoners.
00:03:25Show no weakness.
00:03:27To be successful,
00:03:29project success always.
00:03:31It's the watch on your wrist.
00:03:33It's the car in your driveway.
00:03:35It's the woman in your bed.
00:03:37Preferably someone foreign.
00:03:40Project success always.
00:03:41Project success always.
00:03:43Project success always.
00:03:45Project success always.
00:03:46Project success always.
00:03:48Hey, Gary.
00:03:48You coming home soon?
00:03:50Ah, nah, nah, not yet.
00:03:52Now, I've just got a few more things to check off my list.
00:03:54Yeah, that's all right.
00:03:56You took them off, eh?
00:04:12Project success always.
00:04:33Oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:05:07You still haven't told me where we're going.
00:05:11We're going somewhere really, really special.
00:05:15Oh, one thing I'd say is bring your appetite.
00:05:19Sorry, the food's a little cold out but the flavour's really marinated in.
00:05:24It is a lot of flavour first thing in the morning.
00:05:31Oh no, I wonder what that could be.
00:05:36That's a plane.
00:05:37Yeah, a bit weird though.
00:05:39What's the plane doing all the way out here?
00:05:41Pretty sure it's not a commercial flight path.
00:05:44And it's carrying a message.
00:05:53Oh no, that's not what...
00:05:56It was supposed to say,
00:05:59Will you marry me?
00:06:00Question mark.
00:06:01Gary.
00:06:04Like from Gary.
00:06:10Um...
00:06:13Gary, I like you and I might love you one day.
00:06:17Oh, thank you.
00:06:17I love that you have goals and how you keep saying you're going to be a millionaire by the time
00:06:22you're 35.
00:06:2337 now, probably.
00:06:25Oh, okay.
00:06:27But if I'm going to get married, I want the best wedding possible.
00:06:30Like I've dreamed of since I was a little girl.
00:06:33Like Princess Diana.
00:06:35Or Monica from Friends.
00:06:37And I just don't think you can give me that at the moment.
00:06:39I can give you that.
00:06:41I don't know the specific Friends episode, but I can probably watch it online.
00:06:45No, you're missing the point.
00:06:47I want to be treated like a queen.
00:06:49Like a proper queen.
00:06:51Oh, da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da.
00:06:52Okay.
00:06:53You haven't actually said no.
00:06:56Okay, I'll put you down as a maybe.
00:07:00I think you'll probably feel different after the awards ceremony.
00:07:04I can give you what you want.
00:07:32Another invite to my sister's wedding.
00:07:35Cafe au lait?
00:07:37Hon?
00:07:38Cafe au lait?
00:07:40Want a cafe au lait?
00:07:42Hon?
00:07:42Cafe au lait?
00:07:44Coffee with milk?
00:07:45No, thank you.
00:07:46Yeah.
00:07:53Here.
00:07:54Plain bill.
00:07:55You put that on the bottom of the pile.
00:07:57Didn't work, did it?
00:08:00Oh.
00:08:01The thing tonight.
00:08:03Oh.
00:08:04I don't feel like...
00:08:05Yeah, you sort of have to come.
00:08:07Um, it's a work function and you're an employee.
00:08:10And I'd really like you there in an intimate capacity.
00:08:14You're my girlfriend.
00:08:16That's what girlfriends do.
00:08:18Yeah, okay.
00:08:20Besides, I'm nominated for the gong.
00:08:23Self-nominated.
00:08:24Still counts.
00:08:32Huh?
00:08:35Yeah, we like it.
00:08:36We just don't love it.
00:08:38Love it?
00:08:39It's brick.
00:08:41Brick is solid.
00:08:43It doesn't get any better than brick.
00:08:45Look, I bought this place for a bargain, which means you guys get it for a bargain.
00:08:48Yeah?
00:08:49Wait, you own the place?
00:08:51Yeah.
00:08:51I'm a real estate agent.
00:08:53That's what real estate agents do.
00:08:54I don't know if that's it.
00:08:55I mean, a lot of people would be scared off because of its history.
00:08:58Because it's the Hayward House.
00:09:00But I know you guys are savvy investors.
00:09:02Like me.
00:09:03Yes, I've done all the hard work.
00:09:05Cleaned up the mess.
00:09:06Changed out the carpet in the bedroom.
00:09:07And now, it's ready to go.
00:09:09I thought they'd burnt that place down.
00:09:11No, they didn't.
00:09:12They tried.
00:09:13But they could've.
00:09:14That's the thing.
00:09:15It's brick.
00:09:16Yeah, we tried lighting a brick on fire.
00:09:19That's another good thing about brick.
00:09:21Hm.
00:09:22We will have a think about it.
00:09:25Bloody tie-kickers.
00:09:27Sorry, what?
00:09:28You know what your problem is?
00:09:29You don't have the money.
00:09:31You just want to be driven around in a sports car by an award-nominated real estate agent
00:09:35and look at sturdy houses you can't afford.
00:09:37What?
00:09:38No.
00:09:38It just doesn't feel...
00:09:40We're kind of looking for somewhere where we can start our family.
00:09:44Weak excuse.
00:09:45I'm getting some petrol money out of you time wasters.
00:09:49Come on.
00:09:54John H.:
00:09:55Weak Korean music and music.
00:09:57P*****
00:09:59Award...
00:10:00It's really a testament to...
00:10:02Yes, my skill.
00:10:05This award is...
00:10:06It's really a testament to...
00:10:08Yes, my skill.
00:10:09But also my joie de vivre, tessert.
00:10:15Yes, my skeleton.
00:10:17But also, but also my joie de vivre.
00:10:26Who are you talking to?
00:10:31Just kidding.
00:10:32I know, Randall. How you going?
00:10:33Good to see you, mate.
00:10:35Thanks for coming along.
00:10:35Appreciate the support.
00:10:37Good to see you.
00:10:39I would never throttle her for real.
00:10:42I did knee her in the back once, though.
00:10:44Yeah.
00:10:44Yeah, but that was an accident.
00:10:47Yeah, I had a cramp and it just went.
00:10:49Like a salt.
00:10:52Salt.
00:10:52The most addictive substance known to man.
00:10:55N-A-C-L.
00:10:57You know your periodic table?
00:10:59No.
00:11:04Hello, eye to the front, please.
00:11:07Hope you all enjoyed the curry banquet.
00:11:09Time now for our main award.
00:11:11It was a great year in real estate with some incredibly successful agents putting their
00:11:16hands up to be counted as Parmesan North Best.
00:11:20But the accolade can only go to one.
00:11:22So put your hands together for the real estate agent of the year, Randall Adam.
00:11:29What the fuck?
00:11:42Um, wow.
00:11:44Well, this is amazing.
00:11:45I certainly wasn't expecting it.
00:11:46I think, uh, I know it's like this.
00:11:49It's really important to remember that we're not just selling houses.
00:11:53We're selling homes.
00:11:55It's not just bricks and mortar.
00:11:57So, sometimes we're the boards and stucco too.
00:12:01Um, I'd like to take this opportunity to also thank my beautiful girlfriend, Susie.
00:12:06Actually, Susie, can you come up, please?
00:12:08Come on.
00:12:11Give them a little twirl, Susie.
00:12:13Nice.
00:12:14That's my girl.
00:12:21Susie, will you marry me?
00:12:23Yes.
00:12:24Yes.
00:12:24Yes.
00:12:24Of course.
00:12:35And now time for our final lot.
00:12:38And it is a special one.
00:12:40Remember that all proceeds do go to youth suicide prevention.
00:12:45Actually, no, sorry.
00:12:46It was changed.
00:12:48All proceeds go to Palmerston North Boys Rugby Tour to Japan.
00:12:54Oh, my God!
00:12:56She's so cute!
00:12:59There you go.
00:13:01There you go.
00:13:02Five kids, really?
00:13:03There you go.
00:13:05Okay, uh, shall we start it off with, uh, 2,000?
00:13:092,000.
00:13:102,000 over here.
00:13:11Any advances on 2,000?
00:13:123,000?
00:13:12Do I hear 3,000?
00:13:132,500.
00:13:142,500?
00:13:14Can I get anything higher than that?
00:13:163,500.
00:13:173,500!
00:13:18A lot of dog for the money, sir.
00:13:20A lot of dog.
00:13:22Uh, do we have any advances on 3,500?
00:13:24$10,000.
00:13:26$10,000!
00:13:28Sold!
00:13:28$10,000!
00:13:34Hi!
00:13:36Hi!
00:13:40Congratulations!
00:13:43Uh, sorry, we do need to get the payment through before we can release a lot.
00:13:47Oh, it's just, yeah, uh, my funds are just tied up in a property right now.
00:13:51It's brick.
00:13:53Yeah, it's brick, so there's bloody interest.
00:13:55Welcher!
00:13:56Uh, who said that?
00:13:58I'm not a bloody Welcher, mate.
00:14:01Sorry, you do have $10,000, sir, right?
00:14:04Uh, I'm gonna go sit down.
00:14:09Uh, alright.
00:14:13Alright, uh, we'll go back to the underbidder at, uh, 3,500.
00:14:17Any advances on 3,500?
00:14:19Go once.
00:14:20Twice.
00:14:22Sold!
00:14:26Yeah, good job, Mike.
00:14:28Blatch is going to a good home.
00:14:39I might stay at Jackie's tonight.
00:14:41Yeah, Cole.
00:14:42Yeah, you haven't seen her for a while, so.
00:14:45Yeah, if you leave now, should I only take a couple of hours?
00:14:49I might just stay here at Network.
00:15:15What is that?
00:15:17Are you drunk?
00:15:18Uh, no.
00:15:20No, I'm just undrunk because I'm busy, I've got a lot of busy, busy deals going on.
00:15:28Yeah, yeah, yeah. But you need to come home.
00:15:30No, no, I need to be here to run my business. I'm not racing back to a sinking island just
00:15:35because...
00:15:35It's Dad. I've booked you a flight. It leaves in three hours.
00:16:06Welcome home, Gary!
00:16:16Woo! Never thought I'd see you back on Tu Salaba.
00:16:18Yeah. So would you like a millionaire now?
00:16:22Uh, well, no.
00:16:24Hey. Tell you what, a businessman like yourself does need his luxuries.
00:16:29Can I interest you in some duty-free? Jewelry? A designer cologne? Electronics?
00:16:35Horrible CD player with card kits? It's got shop management technology?
00:16:40Yeah, no, I'm fine.
00:16:41Yeah, yeah, cool, cool. Oh, you don't have to get it now. You can actually get it on your way
00:16:44out.
00:16:45That's the beautiful thing about duty-free. Discounts still the same.
00:16:51Ah, it's good to see you, man.
00:16:53Good to see you too.
00:16:54And, um, sorry about your Dad.
00:16:56Yeah, thanks.
00:16:57Actually, you know what would be a really good present?
00:17:00Oh, no, I'm not going to buy any European golf.
00:17:05No, I'll go, mate. Well, I'd better...
00:17:07Okay.
00:17:07Yeah.
00:17:07Gary Vassissi, the money man. See you around, brother.
00:17:26That's too hot for pants.
00:17:29Yes!
00:17:30Yes, it is.
00:17:35Yes!
00:17:36Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no...
00:17:38Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
00:17:39Ah, come back.
00:17:42Gross me.
00:17:56Hi.
00:17:58Hi.
00:18:00Hey.
00:18:02Hey! Hey!
00:18:06Hey, lady!
00:18:08Gary!
00:18:10Uh, is that a girdle?
00:18:12This?
00:18:14It's hardly a girdle.
00:18:16They're compression shorts, actually.
00:18:18You might have seen them on Professional Athletes.
00:18:20Put some pants on, for God's sake, he's a dying man.
00:18:23It's too hot for pants.
00:18:25Yeah, it might be too hot for a lot of things,
00:18:26but planning the outline of a duck is not one of them.
00:18:30Oh, there he is.
00:18:33Oh, this is Nelson.
00:18:35Hey.
00:18:36Like the wrestling move?
00:18:37Yeah.
00:18:38Full Nelson?
00:18:39Or, uh, there's a half Nelson?
00:18:42Yeah, yeah, I got that.
00:18:43Yeah, like the other name that's on the wedding invitation
00:18:46that you never reply to.
00:18:48It's in a couple of days.
00:18:50We want to get married before we evacuate.
00:18:53There's sea water in our water supply.
00:18:55Ah, that's no good.
00:18:57The sea water, I mean, not the wedding.
00:18:59Well, at least take off your stuff and shoes.
00:19:01You don't look ridiculous.
00:19:02No, it doesn't.
00:19:03She's just kidding.
00:19:03You look really cool.
00:19:06Ah, fine.
00:19:07Did you even get him anything?
00:19:09You hear the thing?
00:19:13Damnit.
00:19:14Blue.
00:19:15Blue.
00:19:17Blue.
00:19:23Blue.
00:19:31Blue.
00:19:32Blue.
00:19:33Blue.
00:19:36Blue.
00:19:36Blue.
00:19:40Dead. Dead? Good to see you. It's been a long time, eh?
00:19:54I, er, got you this. Thanks.
00:20:03It's a disk one. It's got truck management technology.
00:20:10You're doing well, eh?
00:20:12Oh, yeah. Just been crazy busy.
00:20:17And the ladies?
00:20:20Yeah, good. Good, yeah. I got a hot little American biscuit back home.
00:20:27She's pretty keen for me to put a ring on it, but I'm just biding my time.
00:20:31Treating me and keeping keen, that sort of thing.
00:20:33Yeah, yeah.
00:20:35Yeah, not domestic violence, so not that mean.
00:20:40But I have Nita in the back once, but cramp, you know?
00:20:45Like a fault.
00:20:46In ACL.
00:20:48That's my boy.
00:20:52Yeah, I've been, um, meaning to visit, um, but, you know, I thought he'd be gone by now.
00:21:00Gone from the island, not, not gone.
00:21:03Thought I'd stay on Captain of the Ship, you know, that kind of thing.
00:21:07Oh, yeah. Cool. Like in Titanic. Great movie. James Cameron. What an imagination.
00:21:16Where are your pants?
00:21:18Oh, outside. I took them off.
00:21:21Oh, good boy. It's too hot.
00:21:24Yeah, it has to.
00:21:37Alright. Well, uh, all the best.
00:21:47I'll just... I'll catch around.
00:22:11How'd it go?
00:22:12Uh, yeah, good. Yeah, still dying though.
00:22:16Oh, that's not what you meant, eh?
00:22:18No, that's not what I meant.
00:22:20We don't even know how long he's got.
00:22:22Could be weeks, days.
00:22:25So annoying. For him.
00:22:28Not knowing the specifics. I mean, hard to plan anything in advance, I mean.
00:22:32Like a weekend away or booking a restaurant.
00:22:34Maybe not that there's a restaurant here.
00:22:36I mean, that's a good question though. Is there a restaurant here?
00:22:38You haven't built one while I was away? I'm famished.
00:22:42It's gonna be okay.
00:22:43Yeah.
00:22:43It's really good you're here.
00:22:44Yeah, I know. It's good I'm here. I just wanna know what my dining options are.
00:22:48That's my point.
00:22:48There aren't any restaurants.
00:22:49Thank you. Finally. Straight talker.
00:22:52That's all I wanted to know.
00:22:54Gary.
00:22:55I was thinking, with you being here and seeing as we're gonna be bros-in-laws real soon,
00:23:03would you do me the honour of being my best man?
00:23:08It'd have meant a lot to us.
00:23:11It's just that...
00:23:13You're leaving?
00:23:14Yeah.
00:23:15Now?
00:23:16It's just that my girlfriend is chomping at the bit for me to get home.
00:23:19I mean, you know how women are.
00:23:20Yeah.
00:23:21Yeah, women suck.
00:23:26Gary.
00:23:28Yes?
00:23:29Dad's dying.
00:23:33Yeah.
00:23:34We had a nice chat.
00:23:35Such a joke.
00:23:37Okay.
00:23:38Well, if a luxury sports car and an open plan office in New Zealand's second fastest growing population centre under
00:23:44100,000 is a joke, then yeah, I guess I am a joke.
00:23:54I'm not a joke.
00:24:08Are you leaving New Zealand?
00:24:09Yeah.
00:24:10Oh, I didn't even get to share one of my special pizzas with you.
00:24:16They're the only ones on the island.
00:24:18I get them especially.
00:24:23And share them with people I like.
00:24:27Yum.
00:24:32Will you just place your feet there?
00:24:34Just raise your hands for me, please.
00:24:39Oh.
00:24:41Oh, um.
00:24:42It's a Prince Albert.
00:24:45It's a passing.
00:24:47Makes sex more intense.
00:24:51More intense?
00:24:53Wow.
00:24:54Yeah, it's taken a while to heal, but, um, I keep knocking the scab.
00:24:59Yeah, I bet.
00:25:00Women, fast cars, genital sores.
00:25:04Man, I wish I was successful like you.
00:25:07Hmm.
00:25:11Huh.
00:25:14Either the supply ship is on its way or the chief is dead.
00:25:24Yeah.
00:25:25Yeah, the chief is dead.
00:25:28Ah.
00:25:29Ah.
00:25:42Hey, sorry, bro.
00:25:43My mouth can be dumb sometimes.
00:25:49I can hug you if you want to keep praying.
00:25:52Ah.
00:25:53Nah, it's all right.
00:25:54I'm all right.
00:25:55Because, you know.
00:25:57That's cool.
00:25:59Hey, I know what will cheer you up.
00:26:01I'll let you return the discipline if you like.
00:26:02So long as it's still in its original packaging.
00:26:06No, no, it's...
00:26:08I'm fine.
00:26:10Yeah, yeah, man.
00:26:11Of course.
00:26:16Stink bus.
00:26:30He named you.
00:26:32Name me...
00:26:34Chief.
00:26:36What?
00:26:39He named you Chief.
00:26:40What did you do that for?
00:26:44He wanted you to have this.
00:26:47Ah.
00:26:48Nah, I'm fine for cap's thanks.
00:26:49I need certain hats work with my head shape.
00:26:52It's his Chief's hat.
00:26:55Well...
00:26:55I don't want it.
00:26:57I'll just pass.
00:26:58Gary.
00:27:03Okay.
00:27:03That's really sweet.
00:27:05And...
00:27:06Just so you know.
00:27:07Lani's gonna be a really great Chief.
00:27:10So...
00:27:11Good on you.
00:27:13Right choice.
00:27:18Are you sure?
00:27:19Yeah.
00:27:21This is definitely what you want.
00:27:24Yeah, it's a...
00:27:25It's a pretty silly looking hat anyway.
00:27:27I don't even like fish.
00:27:28I prefer...
00:27:30Chicken.
00:27:32Ham.
00:27:34Potatoes.
00:27:35Love potatoes.
00:27:36If there was a potato on that hat then...
00:27:39Yeah, maybe I'd wear that.
00:27:42But...
00:27:43Not fish.
00:27:44Not for me.
00:27:53Big shoes to fill, eh?
00:27:57Not that he ever wore shoes, but...
00:28:01It's a saying.
00:28:03What can I say...
00:28:05That hasn't already been said.
00:28:07His feet...
00:28:08Were enormous.
00:28:11His waistline...
00:28:12Was massive.
00:28:14But the biggest thing about him...
00:28:16Was by far his heart.
00:28:20Just to be clear though, that wasn't what killed him.
00:28:22It wasn't...
00:28:23Congenital heart failure.
00:28:24Or type 2 diabetes.
00:28:27It was the cancer.
00:28:28Oh, yeah.
00:28:30Thought so.
00:28:58It was all that good, that he would neste dynamic.
00:28:58It was all that kind of therside.
00:28:58That's it for me.
00:29:16Ohhh, it was all that good, that's so good.
00:29:23Rhino, I often than theÃas just felt as a baby
00:29:24mountain grass earth, caveats, digيع pergunta.
00:29:26What can I say...
00:29:26Just hold on..
00:29:27Use the path for 30s of the time,
00:29:28I want to hear today...
00:29:28Thanks to the Prime Minister.
00:29:30We're honoured you made the trip from the main island to be with us today.
00:29:33And just so you all know, we've postponed the wedding for the period of mourning.
00:29:57Hi. On behalf of the Prime Minister, we just want to give you this little guy to express our deepest
00:30:03sympathies.
00:30:03I'm leaving. I don't want a pig.
00:30:05Oh, the pig was really an icebreaker. We need to talk about the resettlement money. We still need the payment.
00:30:11Sorry, I don't know anything about that. I'm not the chief. I turned it down.
00:30:15What'd you do that for? Power's an aphrodisiac. What am I going to do with this pig?
00:30:21I... I'm just... Sorry.
00:30:29Are you sure you don't want to stick around for the royal wedding?
00:30:32I'll be royal.
00:30:32I don't know. It's going to be pretty flash. The whole island is chimping in.
00:30:36Open bar. Probably eat whatever pigs are left.
00:30:39Your dad was saving up for it for years.
00:30:44Really?
00:30:45Yeah. It's going to be the best wedding ever.
00:30:54You coming back on the island?
00:30:56Yep.
00:30:57Attaboy. Show me the man who can resist an open bar.
00:31:01Hey, I'm going to have to process you though.
00:31:02I'm going to have to do it.
00:31:07I thought you'd left.
00:31:09Yep.
00:31:11Boop.
00:31:11What are you doing? You gave it up.
00:31:14No, I'm staying. And I need the hat.
00:31:17Because to be a chief, you have to look like a chief. Okay?
00:31:20Wow, so smart. Never thought about that.
00:31:22I'm chief now, though.
00:31:24Hey, I'm not doing it for me. I'm doing it for Dad.
00:31:26That was his dying wish.
00:31:28Plus, I am the one who was university educated.
00:31:31I mean, you're not even street smart.
00:31:33Now, I don't blame you. I blame the link of streets.
00:31:36You are a dick.
00:31:38Am I?
00:31:40Yeah.
00:31:41Yeah.
00:31:41It's a big responsibility.
00:31:43Yeah, sure it is.
00:31:44I guess this will mean you'll be here for the wedding.
00:31:47Best man.
00:31:49Yeah, sure. Absolutely.
00:31:51Yeah.
00:31:52Yes!
00:31:52Yeah.
00:31:53So there's just a small matter of the phalae.
00:31:58The chief's phalae.
00:32:00Oh yeah, got it. I'll start packing.
00:32:01You're kicking us out?
00:32:04You know, the only reason why we're staying here is because
00:32:06we were the ones that were looking after Dad.
00:32:09While he was on his deathbed?
00:32:11Yeah. Well, take that.
00:32:12Yeah, take the bed.
00:32:13Take the deathbed.
00:32:14And the, uh, fitted sheets.
00:32:16He just died on it.
00:32:18It's not like he shed in it.
00:32:19Correct me if I'm wrong, but, uh,
00:32:21I do believe he did shit himself on it once.
00:32:24When he had that rooster.
00:32:28The chief's phalae is the chief's phalae.
00:32:30And, well, I'm the chief.
00:32:33So I guess that's an order.
00:32:35So if you wanna...
00:32:37Zip around and pick up your stuff.
00:32:39Okay.
00:32:41You enjoy your new place.
00:32:43Thanks.
00:32:43Chief.
00:32:46Lookin' out from the seven to seven
00:32:48On the other four while I keep it.
00:32:54Oh, hi Nelson.
00:32:56Here you go.
00:32:57Him.
00:32:58The thought of my eye.
00:33:00In my eye.
00:33:03Hi.
00:33:03I said to fuck you on the floor.
00:33:06Will you come with me?
00:33:11I've been looking there now.
00:33:25Oh, sir.
00:33:27I never got to thank you properly for the discman.
00:33:32What the hell?
00:33:34You didn't really think I'd leave you to muck it all up, did you?
00:33:39Okay, it's just in your head.
00:33:41It's not real.
00:33:43It's just this bloody head.
00:33:48Okay, I'm not going to talk to you.
00:33:50That'll just make it real in my head.
00:33:52Hey, Gary.
00:33:55Yes?
00:33:57Oh, I got you to talk to me!
00:33:59Oh, I got you!
00:34:01I got you!
00:34:05I'll make you talk to me!
00:34:08Hey, you want a little treat?
00:34:10Check out what's in there.
00:34:14I'll make you talk to me.
00:34:14Sister Act.
00:34:16Whoopi Goldberg.
00:34:18She's my perfect woman.
00:34:19You know, she's funny and sexy.
00:34:22Usually with women, you get either one or the other.
00:34:24Like your mother.
00:34:25She couldn't tell a joke to save her life.
00:34:27But get into bed, didn't she?
00:34:28All right, shush.
00:34:28Dad, shush.
00:34:29Oh, now you're shushing a delusion.
00:34:31You're losing it.
00:34:32You might be a mental.
00:34:41Fine, if you're going to be so chatty.
00:34:43All this money, that's for Lani's wedding, right?
00:34:46Oh, some of it is, but most of it's for the new village.
00:34:49Help everyone get settled on the main island.
00:34:51All right.
00:34:54Hey, Chloe, how's it going?
00:34:56Not good. I'm going home.
00:34:58Also, you're being evicted because you didn't pay the rent.
00:35:00I mean, I just feel like...
00:35:01Don't worry about that. Everything's changed now.
00:35:04Did you get the dog?
00:35:06Sure. How'd you pay for it?
00:35:08I told you, I'm the chief now,
00:35:10which means our financial situation is pretty rosy.
00:35:14Rosie's good.
00:35:18So...
00:35:18At CS?
00:35:19Yes.
00:35:21Well...
00:35:22I have always wanted an island wedding.
00:35:26Is it a nice island?
00:35:28Yeah.
00:35:29It's beautiful.
00:35:30It's like Hawaii.
00:35:32Hawaii. I love Hawaii.
00:35:35Okay, so just get all that stuff up.
00:35:37Thank you. Maybe not the branches.
00:35:40Yeah, not the branches.
00:35:41Just leave the organic matter.
00:35:43Let's concentrate on inorganic matters.
00:35:44Plastics, plastics, plastics.
00:35:47Okay.
00:35:51Hey, whose dog is it?
00:35:53Dog? Who's dog?
00:35:55You're gonna need a ham with the fridge, mate.
00:35:57It's very heavy.
00:35:58Yeah.
00:35:59Stop by yourself.
00:36:01Look at him.
00:36:03It's like a Pacific Island Jesus.
00:36:06Just when we needed him most, you came back.
00:36:10Legend.
00:36:13Yeah.
00:36:14Actually, put that down.
00:36:15Actually, put it down.
00:36:16Put the fridge down.
00:36:17Yeah.
00:36:18Yeah, leave it.
00:36:19He is doing a good job, I suppose.
00:36:20Telling everyone what to do.
00:36:22Just like Jesus did.
00:36:25Oh.
00:36:25Classic Jesus.
00:36:26What's in that bucket, mate?
00:36:28What's in the bucket, mate?
00:36:28Sandwiches.
00:36:29Okay, it's not picnic day, mate.
00:36:31It's rubbish day.
00:36:32What sort of sandwich?
00:36:38Who bloody threw this t-shirt out?
00:36:40Alright, good work everyone.
00:36:42Ah.
00:36:44So, what do we do with this now?
00:36:47Oh, I'll show you.
00:36:51Whoa.
00:36:53Seriously?
00:36:54Yeah, burning all this rubbish is bad for the environment.
00:36:57Current takes it out to that island.
00:37:00Yep.
00:37:01Perfect system.
00:37:03I mean, the ocean basically works as a garbage chute.
00:37:06Makes sense.
00:37:08Mother Nature.
00:37:09So amazing.
00:37:14The world is an incredible place.
00:37:28Hey!
00:37:30Hey.
00:37:33Oh!
00:37:35Oh!
00:37:36Oh!
00:37:37Oh!
00:37:38Oh!
00:37:41Oh no!
00:37:42Oh!
00:37:44Oh!
00:37:45Oh!
00:37:46Oh!
00:37:47Oh my God!
00:37:48Are you okay?
00:37:49Holy shit!
00:37:52It just...
00:37:53Oh!
00:37:53Poor thing.
00:37:57I think you're meant to do this after the wedding.
00:38:01Jeez!
00:38:02You're really sweating!
00:38:04Oh no!
00:38:06Oh!
00:38:07Oh!
00:38:08Oh!
00:38:08Oh!
00:38:08Sorry, there's usually a proper bed there with sheets and stuff, but he... he shit himself.
00:38:14It was a great year with some incredibly successful people putting their hands up to be counted
00:38:19as our best, but the accolade can only go to one, and so our next chief is Chief Gary
00:38:26Vassissi.
00:38:29Thank you for choosing me as your new chief.
00:38:34This award is really a testament to yes my skill, but also my joie de vivre.
00:38:41And I suppose you're all wondering, what do I think of being a warded chief?
00:38:47Well, I guess I'm sold on it.
00:38:57Show her the ensuite.
00:38:59Oh right, yeah, we've got an ensuite, and any time of night you can come in here and do
00:39:07your evolutions.
00:39:11Are you a fan of Whoopi Goldberg?
00:39:12Who?
00:39:13Who?
00:39:14Is she living in a hole?
00:39:16Never mind.
00:39:17I mean, it's pretty basic, but we are in the islands, and what I can promise you is an amazing
00:39:23fairy tale wedding, just like Monica's.
00:39:26Now, I've seen the episode by the way.
00:39:30Chandler is crazy.
00:39:31I know.
00:39:32I know.
00:39:33Chloe, will you marry me?
00:39:36Question mark, Gary.
00:39:40That's just a shell.
00:39:42Will I get a proper ring?
00:39:44Yeah.
00:39:45Yeah.
00:39:45Yeah, this is just a place I'll know.
00:39:49Yes.
00:39:50Now, you've all seen her agree to that.
00:39:52Now, that's being witnessed.
00:39:54That's being witnessed.
00:40:06Hey.
00:40:07Hello.
00:40:09Whoa.
00:40:10Smells like sex in here.
00:40:11Am I right?
00:40:12No, it doesn't.
00:40:13Yeah, we didn't have full sex last night.
00:40:16Could be that durian, though.
00:40:19Nah.
00:40:20That stuff smells like a rotting animal.
00:40:22Oh, you obviously haven't had sex with your sister before.
00:40:27No.
00:40:29Sorry.
00:40:29Sex with Marnie.
00:40:30Doesn't smell like this.
00:40:32Oh, yuck.
00:40:33That's gross.
00:40:34Insulting.
00:40:36Hey.
00:40:37Hi.
00:40:38Nice to meet you, Papa.
00:40:40Oh, you too.
00:40:41And thank you so much for moving your wedding day for us.
00:40:45Uh, no.
00:40:47We haven't.
00:40:48No.
00:40:49No, not yet.
00:40:50Um, I was just about to pass on that information.
00:40:53Hey, but here's the good news.
00:40:55This gives you guys more time to organise table decorations and things for whenever your wedding will be.
00:41:01Um, and another silver lining.
00:41:03Uh, you've got two extra pairs of hands here to help with the getting out of here.
00:41:07One, one pair of hands.
00:41:09One solid pair of, of helping hands.
00:41:13Best to get out of this point.
00:41:14Abort.
00:41:15Cool.
00:41:15Yep.
00:41:15So, we'd better get going.
00:41:17Snorkelling waits for no man.
00:41:18Hey, bye.
00:41:19See ya.
00:41:20Gary!
00:41:21Look, I'm sorry if our plans affect you.
00:41:23You'll still get your wedding, just not on that day.
00:41:26But that's the only day we can do it on the island.
00:41:27Exactly.
00:41:29That's why we need it.
00:41:30It's not our fault your island is sinking.
00:41:32It's global warning.
00:41:34Uh, warming?
00:41:35What?
00:41:36It's global warming.
00:41:38No, it's warning.
00:41:39As in, look out, globe.
00:41:41Huh.
00:41:55Oh.
00:41:57Oh.
00:42:00Goddammit.
00:42:00I thought you were a shark.
00:42:02We're in two feet of water.
00:42:03Sharks come in all sizes.
00:42:04That's their greatest weapon.
00:42:05You're not taking their wedding day.
00:42:07Well, I am, actually.
00:42:08What about a double wedding?
00:42:09That'd be fun.
00:42:10Ew, no!
00:42:11It'll ruin the specialness.
00:42:13Oh, yeah.
00:42:14Well, good luck, dickhead.
00:42:16Pretty sure no one here's going to your wedding.
00:42:19Oh, they will.
00:42:20I've got heaps of friends here.
00:42:21Get the honour.
00:42:22That's one.
00:42:23That guy that lives at the House of the Peak.
00:42:25That's another one.
00:42:26That's two right there, without even thinking about it.
00:42:29It's just rocks and fish.
00:42:31It's really boring.
00:42:33Yeah.
00:42:36You are tense.
00:42:39Hey, don't worry about Lani's stupid wedding.
00:42:43I'm not worried.
00:42:44I've already found the perfect dress.
00:42:47Is it 18,000?
00:42:49Wow, that is really lovely.
00:42:53I know.
00:42:54I probably should have said something earlier.
00:42:56It's just that it's a royal wedding,
00:42:58so the people will be expecting you to wear the traditional thing.
00:43:02I've got the one that my mum wore.
00:43:05Yeah, okay.
00:43:06Uh, where's the wrap?
00:43:12Oh, that's not a floor mat.
00:43:15Um, that's my, uh, mum's wedding mat.
00:43:21Jesus.
00:43:22How big was she?
00:43:24Well, according to the medical definition,
00:43:26she was morbidly obese.
00:43:28But that's just a term that they bandy around a lot these days.
00:43:32First, it's a ring made out of a shell,
00:43:35and now I'm getting married in a mat?
00:43:37It's just a tradition.
00:43:38It means a lot to me and all the people here.
00:43:40I'm not getting married in a mat.
00:43:42Describe it like a sausage roll.
00:43:44The wrapping is the, is the, is the pastry.
00:43:47Yeah, but don't think of it like a mat.
00:43:48Think of it like a fancy mat.
00:43:51Pastry.
00:43:51Look, me dressing up in traditional stuff,
00:43:55it's basically like doing a blackface menstrual, isn't it?
00:43:58I mean, it's funny, yes, for a Christmas party or something,
00:44:01but not for a wedding.
00:44:16Hey.
00:44:17I love you, and I will do whatever it takes.
00:44:21Okay, I'll wear the mat.
00:44:22Really?
00:44:24As long as everything else is exactly how I want it.
00:44:27I mean it, I don't want a penny spared on this wedding.
00:44:29Yes, not a, not a penny spared.
00:44:31Yep, that should be sweet.
00:44:35Uh, everyone's kind of busy getting ready to leave,
00:44:38so they mightn't be up for a hen's party.
00:44:40Gary, it's a hen's party.
00:44:41If you asked me what my top five memories of my lifetime are,
00:44:45I'd say four of them are hen's parties.
00:44:47Huh.
00:44:48It's my gift to these people.
00:44:49The greatest day of their lives.
00:44:59Nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom.
00:45:03More like the size we want, isn't it, ladies?
00:45:06Yeah.
00:45:08It's a cake.
00:45:10But it's a penis.
00:45:13It's a penis cake.
00:45:17Oh, oh.
00:45:18Games.
00:45:19You guys want games?
00:45:21Everybody loves games.
00:45:22Spin the bottle.
00:45:26Ready?
00:45:29Okay.
00:45:31Truth or dare?
00:45:35No, that's boring.
00:45:36Choose dare.
00:45:38Dare.
00:45:39Yes, dare.
00:45:41Okay.
00:45:41Ooh.
00:45:42Um, you have to kiss the person next to you with an open mouth.
00:45:48She's my mother.
00:45:50Uh, then what about her then?
00:45:52Let's.
00:45:53Her sister.
00:45:55Yeah, she's my sister.
00:45:57Alright.
00:45:58You lose your turn for being lame.
00:46:01Isn't this great?
00:46:03Just a couple of jokers drinking, swearing, and dressing up in ladies things.
00:46:08Yeah.
00:46:08The thing is, it kind of just has to be my stag do though.
00:46:12Oh yeah?
00:46:12Yeah, I'm the chief and it'll be confusing for the people about which wedding's more important.
00:46:16I mean, you understand.
00:46:18Right?
00:46:18Yeah, I got it.
00:46:19Yeah.
00:46:21So, you're gonna have to take off the bra.
00:46:23It's the stag's thing to have to wear a woman's bra.
00:46:26You can't just put one on yourself.
00:46:28That's not funny.
00:46:35Truth.
00:46:37Oh, okay.
00:46:38Truth.
00:46:39Oh, you have to do it about Gary.
00:46:41Gary.
00:46:41Yes.
00:46:42Tell me something about Gary that I don't know.
00:46:47Well, he used to be skinny.
00:46:52That's funny.
00:46:54And really muscly.
00:47:00Okay.
00:47:02Um, he may have let himself go a bit, but that's his genetics fault.
00:47:08Anyway, at least he got off this island.
00:47:11Well, we all paid for him to get off the island to go to university.
00:47:15He didn't go to university.
00:47:18Yes, he did.
00:47:20We all chipped in and paid for it.
00:47:22No, he didn't.
00:47:23He started a property empire.
00:47:25He's an entrepreneur.
00:47:31Oh.
00:47:32So, uh, how is this property empire working out?
00:47:39All the best entrepreneurs go broke at a certain point along their road to success before they hit it big.
00:47:48Anyway, it doesn't matter because your dad made us chiefs.
00:47:55Let's eat this penis before it melts.
00:47:59Woohoo!
00:48:01Now that is the giant slab pizza.
00:48:05It's won every single square pizza award.
00:48:08Wow.
00:48:08That's impressive.
00:48:09Right?
00:48:13Yeah?
00:48:15Mm.
00:48:16Good, right?
00:48:18Mm.
00:48:18Ha.
00:48:19All right.
00:48:20Who's got a coin?
00:48:21I got a drinking jam.
00:48:24Ah, no!
00:48:26Not another game.
00:48:28I'm already in lingerie.
00:48:33Hey, that's mum's.
00:48:35Yeah, your dad gave it to me and Lani.
00:48:38What's he doing giving away stuff like that?
00:48:40I'm the male in the family.
00:48:42Can I have it, please?
00:48:44Uh...
00:48:44Well, it's more mine than yours.
00:48:46And I am the chief.
00:48:48And I did say please.
00:48:50Hey, guys.
00:48:51It's not really mine.
00:48:52It's Lani's.
00:48:54Dad would have wanted me to have it.
00:48:56I'm not fussed.
00:48:57Guys!
00:48:59You want to see my ring?
00:49:05Oh!
00:49:05Oh, my God.
00:49:07Now I can be really good at sex, too.
00:49:09Like you.
00:49:11What have you put through it?
00:49:14It's one of my mum's earrings.
00:49:17You've massacred your penis.
00:49:19It doesn't even work anymore.
00:49:21That's a real shame.
00:49:23You've ruined it.
00:49:27This is so good!
00:49:28Actually, that is pretty sore.
00:49:35Give me the ring.
00:49:46okay first person to pin the other wins the ring you idiot look at the size of me i'm going
00:49:52to
00:49:52crush you i'm not too concerned i wrestled all through school and socially well into my mid-twenties
00:49:59don't you remember my extensive knowledge of full nelsons and half nelsons actually it sounded like
00:50:03very rudimentary knowledge i've handled the bigger lads there were a lot of fatties at our school
00:50:09i cracked a lot of fatties you cracked a lot of fatties at school yes okay you're not
00:50:17you're not using the phrase right okay on my count to three one two three five
00:50:30what are you stopping for
00:50:38go to sleep big man
00:50:49call this rudimentary
00:51:05oh
00:51:06oh
00:51:07oh
00:51:14oh
00:51:15oh
00:51:26One, two, three, it's over! It's all over!
00:51:31Derry, but CC, window!
00:51:34What the hell? What have you done?
00:51:38You don't deserve this.
00:51:40Yes, yes I do.
00:51:42Why? Because you have a university degree.
00:51:45Yes, and Dad did so.
00:51:47What are you doing on that?
00:51:48No, that's fine. I won the third square.
00:51:51It's true, is it?
00:51:53Liar! You threw sand in my eyes and used unsanctioned WWE holds and throws.
00:51:59You gambled my mother's ring?
00:52:01I didn't gamble it. It was a wrestling match.
00:52:07You know I wrestled socially, well into my mid-twenties.
00:52:12You've seen my awards. You've held the trophies.
00:52:17It's my mother's ring.
00:52:19But he cheated.
00:52:29I can win it back!
00:52:31Don't worry about it.
00:52:34We won't need it anymore.
00:52:37Lani.
00:52:52Hey.
00:52:55Hey.
00:52:58Um, I know it's bad luck if I see you before the big day tomorrow, but I've got something for
00:53:03you.
00:53:04Oh, I love you honey, but you know how I feel about your penis after I've had a few drinks.
00:53:10Nah, it's a proper ring.
00:53:15I-I realize that you're making a sacrifice by wearing that mat thingy.
00:53:19A big sacrifice.
00:53:21Yeah.
00:53:23So...
00:53:26Is it second hand?
00:53:29It was my-it's-it's vintage.
00:53:32Vintage? Cool.
00:53:37You can jerk off if you want.
00:53:39I'll pretend to be asleep so you don't get embarrassed.
00:54:08Are we gonna fight again?
00:54:09No.
00:54:10No, thank you.
00:54:12I'm-I'm very sore still.
00:54:15I think it was when I went through the wall.
00:54:17I-I need that ring back.
00:54:20It's a little late for that.
00:54:24She's, uh, already seen it.
00:54:26Let's put her in a pretty generous mood, you know what I mean?
00:54:30Oh, that's nice.
00:54:31I-I-I really do need it, though.
00:54:35I think I've stuffed everything up with Lani.
00:54:39So if I could please have it back now, that'd be great.
00:54:44The wedding's tomorrow,
00:54:45and the ring should've been mine in the first place.
00:54:47I am the chief.
00:54:48You make me so cross, I just wanna chew you out.
00:54:52Do you even know why you're chief?
00:54:54All the villagers' money, the opportunity to go to university,
00:54:58Lani was offered at first.
00:54:59She was gonna study saxophonism,
00:55:02majoring in jazz, both theory and practical.
00:55:05But she threw that all away so you could get an education
00:55:08and be a halfway decent chief.
00:55:10Well, it sounds like that was her decision.
00:55:13Uh, she's obviously jealous.
00:55:14She's-
00:55:16knows about my success,
00:55:17and I can't do anything about that.
00:55:19And-
00:55:20I've got some love-making I need to finish off.
00:55:43she's like...
00:55:44She's ready to do stuff.
00:55:49We need some money.
00:55:50fik tudo my name.
00:55:53Jeez.
00:55:57Paperwork. I just need to check it off.
00:55:59Yeah, no, it's okay. It's for me.
00:56:01It's customs. It's my job, too.
00:56:02It's not even a proper job. It's more like a hobby.
00:56:04Yeah, but do something you love and...
00:56:08You don't work a day in your life?
00:56:15Where are the doves?
00:56:17They were $100 per bird.
00:56:19That's a really great price for a dove.
00:56:20What are we going to release to symbolize peace at the wedding?
00:56:23What are we going to release, Gary?
00:56:25Well, maybe I could get Catiana to round up a few chooks or something.
00:56:30I don't want chickens at my wedding.
00:56:31Okay.
00:56:35What's with all these dogs?
00:56:37Just wandering around with no purpose.
00:56:42Is that a Roman column?
00:56:44No, I think it's Corinthian. Maybe Doric.
00:56:48Put it back.
00:56:48All of it.
00:56:50No.
00:56:50No, no, what?
00:56:51Put it back.
00:56:53And what's that?
00:56:54Teal.
00:56:55That's teal.
00:56:56What's it for?
00:56:58Netting.
00:56:58It's like a wedding netting.
00:57:00Yeah, don't listen to her.
00:57:02Please.
00:57:02Okay, get going.
00:57:04So where did all this money come from?
00:57:05Chloe said you were broke.
00:57:07Did she?
00:57:09Did she?
00:57:09No.
00:57:10No.
00:57:11No, she doesn't know about all my investments.
00:57:14I've got money hidden everywhere in different accounts.
00:57:18Checking account, savings account, some gold bullion.
00:57:22Shut up.
00:57:22Got some gold bullion?
00:57:23Just shut your stupid fat lying mouth.
00:57:26Fat mouth?
00:57:27Okay, you're lashing out now.
00:57:28Do you know that?
00:57:29You're fat shaming me.
00:57:30Okay, wait, wait, wait.
00:57:31I'm sorry.
00:57:32Hey, Lani.
00:57:32I think, I think I know why you're angry.
00:57:35Okay?
00:57:37Do you?
00:57:38Yes.
00:57:39Why don't you just write a number on a bit of paper of what you think mum's ring is worth.
00:57:44And, oh no, I don't have a pen.
00:57:47Um, just tell me the number and I'll write a cheque post dated for that amount.
00:57:52And actually, first things first, let's track down that pen.
00:57:55Okay?
00:57:56Do you have any stationery?
00:57:57You may have that hat, but you're not our chief.
00:58:10Oh, did you get the mat sorted and cleaned and...
00:58:14That looks great.
00:58:17Ah.
00:58:21It's perfect.
00:58:22I'm not trying to sneak a look.
00:58:24I'm just hanging mum's mat outside for you.
00:58:27Alright.
00:58:38Oh.
00:58:39Hey.
00:58:41Thanks for coming.
00:58:42Um, just a, just a quick question for you.
00:58:46Um, the whole payment thing.
00:58:49Um, can that be an instalment?
00:58:52Or, uh...
00:58:53Can...
00:58:54Can...
00:58:55Do you need it all at once?
00:58:57Are you welching?
00:59:00No.
00:59:01No.
00:59:01No, no, no.
00:59:02I'm not.
00:59:03I'm not.
00:59:03I'm not a welcher.
00:59:04No.
00:59:05Um, I was just looking for a more lenient payment plan.
00:59:09Actually, don't worry about it.
00:59:10We'll, we'll, we'll catch up after.
00:59:23Hey.
00:59:25I get why you don't want to go to the wedding.
00:59:28Good instincts.
00:59:31You there?
00:59:32Just cough if you're there.
00:59:34Of course I'm here.
00:59:35You can see me.
00:59:37Yeah, I can see you through the wall, but I smashed through with my body.
00:59:42I don't know what happened.
00:59:44It's Gary.
00:59:45He brings out the worst of me.
00:59:46Self-confidence.
00:59:47Which I now know is wrong.
00:59:51And...
00:59:53I just wanted to say, whether you're going to the wedding or not, I want to be with you.
00:59:59And about the ring, I'm really sorry about that.
01:00:01That was uncalled for.
01:00:03But, in my defence, I have won a lot of wrestling championships.
01:00:06And if you'll notice some of the awards behind you on the...
01:00:11Oh no, I'm doing it again.
01:00:13Self-confidence.
01:00:15No more of that, I promise you.
01:00:18I'm done with it.
01:00:25So, I'll do it again.
01:00:26I don't know.
01:00:27Wheel of Jack.
01:00:28This is bad luck.
01:00:28It's a bad luck.
01:00:39I won't be electric, but it's a good luck.
01:00:39It's always good.
01:00:39It's a bad luck.
01:00:40You can't make a lucky one.
01:00:40It's a bad luck.
01:00:42I don't know anything.
01:00:42But, you know what?
01:00:42You can't do it again.
01:00:43I OUR THE EVERYONE LIVES.
01:00:44I had to hold this one.
01:00:44I fell back.
01:00:44I would call it a good luck.
01:00:46I'll do it again.
01:00:48I'm done every one of that.
01:00:48I'll show you through this card.
01:01:49Look at the reception.
01:01:50Okay, you're not getting anything.
01:01:52Oh.
01:01:54Oh, come on, guys.
01:01:56Please?
01:01:58What the hell's going on?
01:02:00I thought we had a deal.
01:02:03yeah but it's a dirty old mat i wiped my feet on it yeah but it's a cultural thing
01:02:10are you serious they're all in a huff because i didn't wear a mat
01:02:15well that's childish you're right we don't need them let's just get through this
01:02:27this sucks yeah it does suck a bit but the ceremony is always the boring part
01:02:34sell her on the party girls love parties wait till you get to the reception they have this
01:02:39delicious little pit shut up
01:02:42shush
01:02:48phloey wait phloey wait no i don't want to i don't this isn't right this isn't what i want
01:02:59it's just all a bit gross
01:03:04the beach is gross the people are gross
01:03:09someone was wearing a t-shirt to my special day gary it was a woman
01:03:15it's it's just disrespectful
01:03:20and uh
01:03:23you're you're just a bit gross
01:03:29i'm not gross i i'm a work in progress i mean i i'm thinking of joining a spin class when
01:03:36we get
01:03:36back i've already bought the the shoes with the little cleats
01:03:44sorry but you are gross i'm sorry
01:03:53okay i'm gonna go because it's really awkward now yeah go
01:04:12you forgot your ring
01:04:19it's your mum's ring you just took on the water
01:04:20oh
01:04:21fuck
01:04:26baby it's over there not too far too far baby's there chill
01:04:34it's still not funny
01:04:39yes
01:04:43word shame you got no one to give it to
01:05:07this
01:05:16Hey, I'll just catch you up, I want to give you this back, the ring.
01:05:30Okay, yep, I'll take that.
01:05:38Lani, there's something I'd like to give you.
01:05:42Me.
01:05:45I'm sorry, and I'd like to propose again.
01:05:50Will you take me?
01:05:53Even the way he proposes is a bit fucked.
01:05:58Like now, this is when you want to ask me that?
01:06:07I think the generator's out of gas.
01:06:12So where's all the bloody petrol?
01:06:15Did you not pay the bill?
01:06:16I thought it was like an electricity bill.
01:06:18Well they still give you electricity, they just send you a few warning letters.
01:06:21The islands, if you don't pay for your petrol, they don't send you any petrol.
01:06:25Oh shit.
01:06:27What?
01:06:28My freezer.
01:06:29Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:06:34Okay, well, we've gotten to the bottom of the problem.
01:06:38There's definitely no petrol left.
01:06:41So that puzzle's being solved.
01:06:43Uh, sorry to interrupt.
01:06:45Yes?
01:06:46You have our money, right?
01:06:48What's happening?
01:06:49Your brother hasn't paid for your new home.
01:06:53Super, super important!
01:06:55If anyone has any ice, now's the time to let me know.
01:06:59Gary?
01:07:01Yeah, okay, yes, yep, yep.
01:07:03We're running a little low on funds, but there's nothing that concerns us.
01:07:09You suckers, Chief.
01:07:11I think it's time you left, Gary.
01:07:14We don't want you here anymore.
01:07:16You need to leave.
01:07:17You can't even pay the bills!
01:07:18Fuck.
01:07:20Welcher!
01:07:21I am not-
01:07:22I am not a Welcher!
01:07:23You need to leave the island now.
01:07:25Wait!
01:07:26Ah!
01:07:47Excuse me.
01:07:53Tearing down the walls of our illusions
01:07:57Could you go on?
01:08:05Oh, I'm going.
01:08:06Do you want to stamp my passport?
01:08:10No?
01:08:12Okay.
01:08:19Never a step
01:08:23Could be to climb a firelight
01:08:35Lookin' wide
01:08:38Goddammit! Mitchell again!
01:08:43What is wrong with the Grace Period?!
01:08:49Any time?
01:08:55Yeah, I guess so.
01:08:58Probably go and get my stuff from Chloe's apartment.
01:09:02I got a stereo and a guitar.
01:09:06It's a Stratocaster, so...
01:09:08Why don't we say?
01:09:10Maybe you should have actually gone to university.
01:09:14Oh, it's too dumb for uni.
01:09:18That's why I got into real estate.
01:09:20Easy money.
01:09:22Everyone needs a home.
01:09:23I just wanted to come back as someone, but...
01:09:27I don't know, I just...
01:09:30Just a loser.
01:09:35I just wasted everyone's money.
01:09:39Do you know what Whoopi Goldberg said as coach of the New York Knicks in the hit film Eddie?
01:09:44No.
01:09:46He might have bought the team.
01:09:48But you didn't buy these people, the fans.
01:09:53Why do you think I made you chief?
01:09:56Because I'm a man?
01:09:57Oh shit, no!
01:09:59I don't believe in all that traditional stuff.
01:10:02Aladdin would be a way better chief than you.
01:10:05I just wanted you to stay on the island, you know?
01:10:08Be there for your sister.
01:10:13Well, they did a pretty good job of screwing that up.
01:10:17She hates me.
01:10:19And I can't fix it.
01:10:22And I'm gonna die out here on a tiny boat.
01:10:35Have you come to help me, Mr. Dolphin?
01:10:43I'm gonna die.
01:10:43Get back!
01:10:44Get back!
01:10:45Get back!
01:10:46Get back!
01:10:51Everybody hates you.
01:10:52Even nature hates you.
01:10:56You better get the paddle back.
01:10:57You're drifting into a rubbish island.
01:11:00Come on, Tim Sharks.
01:11:03Mr. Dolphin.
01:11:08Mr. Dolphin.
01:11:24Okay, so I know we're meant to be leaving today.
01:11:28But unfortunately, we still don't know where we're leaving to.
01:11:31When are we leaving the island?
01:11:33We don't have an exact date.
01:11:35But until we do, we just have to stick together.
01:11:38We're a family.
01:11:40And we're gonna get through this like a family.
01:11:43I know things aren't great right now.
01:11:46But everyone's gonna be okay.
01:11:49I've got it sorted.
01:11:59Hey!
01:12:00That's great news!
01:12:02You got that sorted so quickly!
01:12:05Oh.
01:12:07Oh no.
01:12:09You haven't got it sorted yet.
01:12:11You are a very good liar.
01:12:15I've always liked that about you.
01:12:18Are you using a very stressful moment to get back with me?
01:12:24Yes.
01:12:26I have to go.
01:12:27Yes.
01:12:52Oh, my God.
01:12:59They come to the family, is it?
01:13:01No.
01:13:03No, not really.
01:13:04This is your captain speaking.
01:13:07Welcome aboard the Cessna 173.
01:13:10Sorry, one.
01:13:11Actually, I don't think there is a 173.
01:13:13Hold on.
01:13:14Sorry, Cessna 171.
01:13:17Sorry, mate.
01:13:17No phones on board.
01:13:18Yeah, yeah.
01:13:19No, seriously, I'm the captain.
01:13:23Hello?
01:13:24Yeah, hey, hey, it's Gary.
01:13:26The guy at the brick house.
01:13:27Where the whole family were murdered.
01:13:29Well, technically, there was one survivor.
01:13:32And that's what I want to talk to you about.
01:13:35Family.
01:13:36Now, you mentioned that you wanted to start your own family.
01:13:39Now, you're going to need a home for that family.
01:13:42I've got a family too.
01:13:44And they're the reason that I am now very motivated to sell.
01:13:48How desperate are you?
01:13:49I said motivated.
01:13:51I didn't say desperate.
01:13:53Hey, dickhead, I'm the captain.
01:13:55You need to shut it down now, all right?
01:13:57Shut it down!
01:13:58Yep, I'm very desperate.
01:14:03200,000 is the best we can do.
01:14:06200?
01:14:07Yeah, it's just that after I pay off the mortgage,
01:14:10I won't really have much left over.
01:14:16Um...
01:14:16Uh, deal.
01:14:18Really?
01:14:18Yeah, done.
01:14:19I'll drop out the papers.
01:14:20Thank you so much.
01:14:21Bye.
01:14:23Oh, okay, stop the plane, thanks.
01:14:25No go.
01:14:26We're on the roll.
01:14:27No, no, I see.
01:14:28Stop.
01:14:29Stop, please.
01:14:29I want to get off.
01:14:30Why?
01:14:30Because I'm drunk.
01:14:32What?
01:14:33Wait, are you...
01:14:34Are you drunk?
01:14:35I'm not drunk.
01:14:36You're drunk.
01:14:36Look at you.
01:14:37Look at the stadia.
01:14:38Okay, I'm getting off.
01:14:40Hey, hey.
01:14:41No, stop.
01:14:42Sit down.
01:14:43Put the bank on everything.
01:14:44Sit down.
01:14:46It's a high-tech stopper.
01:14:48I don't believe it, man.
01:14:49Stop it, he's late, man.
01:14:51Stop it, stop it right now.
01:14:52Sit down.
01:14:52Let me out of here.
01:14:54Ah, ah.
01:14:57Ah.
01:14:58Ah.
01:15:01Ah.
01:15:02Ah.
01:15:05I'm doing the right thing getting off that plane, eh?
01:15:08I don't know.
01:15:09There's always pros and cons.
01:15:12Yeah.
01:15:13Yeah, true.
01:15:16What are you going to do with the money?
01:15:27What do you want?
01:15:28Sorry.
01:15:29I tried to stop him.
01:15:31You're a real arsehole, mate.
01:15:33What?
01:15:34Me?
01:15:34Yeah, of course you.
01:15:36What?
01:15:40Anyway,
01:15:40what can I get
01:15:41for this?
01:15:48Go, man.
01:15:50Have a little look.
01:15:55Hey.
01:15:56Sorry for calling your arsehole.
01:15:58I was a little hit up.
01:15:59Oh, that's okay.
01:16:00Um, I know it's a bit of a hassle
01:16:01having to row back.
01:16:03Why don't you take my ride?
01:16:04Oh, thank you.
01:16:07Just a heads up.
01:16:08It's a vagina magnet.
01:16:13Thanks.
01:16:14Oh, my God.
01:16:28Oh, my God.
01:16:30Oh, my God.
01:16:31Oh, my God.
01:16:36Oh, my God.
01:16:40So this is your amazing solution, Rubbish Island.
01:16:44Ok, I realise it's a bit gross, but all land is gross before you develop it, that's why
01:16:51everyone loves property developers.
01:16:53But it's way above the water and we can all be together, as a family, like Dad wanted.
01:17:10Hey guys.
01:17:21Hey, guys.
01:17:29Come on everyone, let's at least hear what he has to say.
01:17:38I do not deserve this hat.
01:17:42I haven't always been the best chief, and I've made a lot of mistakes.
01:17:48And I might have bought this island, but I haven't bought you, the people.
01:17:57Which is why I'm, uh, what's the fancy word for passing it on to someone better?
01:18:08Giving up?
01:18:09No.
01:18:12Handing.
01:18:14Uh, abdicating.
01:18:17Abdicating.
01:18:18I'm abdicating to someone who you deserve much more than me.
01:18:22The person who should have been chief from the very start.
01:18:31Lani, even though this island smells very bad, and it may take us some time to build up the
01:18:39immunities we need to live here comfortably, we can do this together.
01:18:43With you.
01:18:46With you.
01:18:47As our chief.
01:18:55Yes.
01:18:59There's no Whoopi Goldberg speech, but it'll do.
01:19:07There you are.
01:19:09You know it's just a hat, right?
01:19:12Yeah.
01:19:13It's got us dad's hat.
01:19:22Okay.
01:19:23Let's clean this island up.
01:19:25Yeah.
01:19:26Yeah.
01:19:31Woo!
01:19:32Woo!
01:19:33Whoo!
01:19:33Woo!
01:19:36Woo!
01:19:45Woo!
01:20:14So,
01:20:15I finally found success.
01:20:21I have a lot of respect and power on our new home.
01:20:24By the power vested in me as brother of the chief.
01:20:27No, not a thing. You have zero power.
01:20:32By the power vested in me as brother of the chief that I gave myself before I abdicated,
01:20:37kind of like a 2IC sort of role.
01:20:40Yeah, I now pronounce you husband and wife.
01:20:45You may now kiss the bride.
01:21:01All of this is testament to yes, my skill, but also my joie de vivre.
01:21:06Hey.
01:21:07I know a lot of French words.
01:21:09Hey.
01:21:10So, what do you do for a crust?
01:21:13I look after my mother.
01:21:15Yeah, cool.
01:21:16Look.
01:21:16I'm an entrepreneur.
01:21:19It's French.
01:21:21For businessman.
01:21:23I guess you're all wondering what I think of my new life.
01:21:26Well, I'm sold on it.
01:21:49Hey.
01:21:50I really appreciate this.
01:21:51You're a real friend.
01:21:53Yeah, man.
01:21:54No worries.
01:21:58Ooh.
01:22:00So you put it through that bit?
01:22:03Peahole?
01:22:04Yeah.
01:22:05Yeah, it goes through there.
01:22:07Ah, yes, I agree, Kitiana.
01:22:10That sounds like a perfect place to lay a foundation.
01:22:12Hey, lady.
01:22:13Morning, Gary.
01:22:14Should get that looked at.
01:22:15Looks infected.
01:22:18I'll keep nothing that scared.
01:22:29I'll keep nothing that scared.
01:22:32I wanna define your actions.
01:22:37I wanna tell you some lies and make you see
01:22:42That you are the kind of woman for me
01:22:52I'm gonna ignore my instincts
01:22:57Make you think I'm your prince
01:23:00Not a last resort
01:23:02And you'll be a kind of a woman for me
01:23:13My friends are all giving me warnings
01:23:19Giving me good calls to a perfect
01:23:23But I'm still remembering something
01:23:29Recording it inside of me
01:23:52Thought you were putting aside your ideas
01:23:58Thought you were ready to try and set them for me
01:24:03And I'd be some kind of lover for you
01:24:13You were gonna ignore your instincts
01:24:18You were thinking that I was something to catch
01:24:23And maybe that I was a man for you
01:24:42I'd be a guy for you
01:24:43You know this
01:24:57I still do
01:24:58That's a very wonderful song
01:24:58Stir up the ocean, I'm on the window.
01:25:05And I'm still running.
01:25:09Stir up the ocean, I'm on the window.
01:25:14Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:25:43Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
01:25:48oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
01:25:52oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
01:25:52oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
01:25:52oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
01:25:52oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
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