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Last ExMas l Shaeane Jimenez l Elena Milo l Larry Smith [Full Movie] [Watch Free Online]Full EP - Full
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00:13:56saw her she was climbing out the second story window of our house in the middle of the night
00:14:01you couldn't let her out the front door you know hey she wanted to climb out the window so nobody
00:14:05saw her she would show up at her house almost every day pretending she was returning a book
00:14:10or a shirt she borrowed you basically had a stock what i don't remember that well you were very
00:14:18strict about your study time and not being disturbed i basically had to shoo that poor
00:14:25girl away so need me to close up here tonight no why i heard through the grapevine that someone
00:14:37named ken asked you out today yeah i said no why he wanted to invite me over for dinner at
00:14:45his house
00:14:45i barely know him he's been our neighbor for 30 years a first date is a coffee or a movie
00:14:51something in a crowded place okay well that is being paranoid what if i need to fart
00:14:58if it's just me at him at his house he'll know it's me
00:15:03what other choice do i have hold it in let me tell you julianne last time i held it in
00:15:11i blew a hole right through my pants i nearly shattered a window but in a movie theater
00:15:17it can be anyone these are the things you need to think about i'm pretty sure that these are not
00:15:23the things that you or anyone should be thinking about you will when you're my age here give me those
00:15:33mom you need to put yourself out there i don't want you to be alone anymore
00:15:41i'm not lonely i have you yeah once or twice a year when i can make it home
00:15:48don't worry about me plus i might have my eye on someone else
00:16:05where are you why aren't you hooking up with someone you need rebound sex yeah well i'm trying
00:16:12to find a temp job because i'm so insanely broke right now brooke i think this is what rock bottom
00:16:18feels like oh baby boo you're just scratching the surface if i stopped by this morning she picked
00:16:23up her shit oh she did not waste any time how'd she look do you want the truth or a
00:16:29friend the
00:16:30latter fugly missing all of her teeth deformed head like she emerged from the sewers hmm so still
00:16:37insanely hot yeah so hot you'd be mad if i or we you know i would i thought so that's
00:16:48why i checked
00:16:49oh did i mention i ran into my high school ex yesterday no way i just ran into my ex
00:16:55at the
00:16:55farmers market really what happened we slept together okay so we had very different experiences
00:17:03what no um look i i gotta go just take care of my place for me you know it
00:17:15so
00:17:40Maggie!
00:17:41I'm so sorry.
00:17:42Maggie Pierce?
00:17:43Mags!
00:17:43I heard you're finally back in town.
00:17:45I can't believe it.
00:17:46It's been so long.
00:17:47I'm not too sure if you remember me.
00:17:49We were really in the same clique in high school.
00:17:51I'm Julianne's best friend.
00:17:53Only friend.
00:17:55Lola.
00:17:55Yeah, I remember you.
00:17:57You used to have blue hair.
00:17:58And then it was pink.
00:17:59And then red.
00:17:59And now it's well.
00:18:01You can see.
00:18:02Oh, my God.
00:18:03You look the same, Mags.
00:18:05I can't believe it.
00:18:06I saw your car commercial.
00:18:07You made it look so real.
00:18:09Like, you were really waving.
00:18:11How'd you do it?
00:18:13God-given talent.
00:18:15How are you?
00:18:16You look great.
00:18:18Really?
00:18:18I should really get going.
00:18:19Oh, my God.
00:18:20Oh, my God.
00:18:20Oh, my God.
00:18:21That made my week.
00:18:23A celebrity telling me that I look great.
00:18:25I'm not a celebrity.
00:18:27I can't.
00:18:27I can't.
00:18:29I saw you got a key to the city.
00:18:31So exciting.
00:18:33They don't give a key to just anyone.
00:18:34I heard Jill the crossing guard was last month's recipient.
00:18:37Two of those kids were not his fault.
00:18:40Since you're back, does this mean you'll be throwing your epic New Year's Eve parties
00:18:43again?
00:18:44My RSVP is Ken Attend.
00:18:46No.
00:18:46I don't do those parties anymore.
00:18:48Oh.
00:18:49I'm sure you have to head back to Beverly Hills.
00:18:51Or Malibu.
00:18:52Wherever celebrities live.
00:18:53But if you change your mind, I'm available.
00:18:56Actually, we're practically neighbors now.
00:18:58I'm moving in right across the street from my parents.
00:19:01It's taking me weeks to move.
00:19:02I bought this new old house.
00:19:04Really?
00:19:05Yeah.
00:19:05They died.
00:19:06Oh, my God.
00:19:07What happened?
00:19:09What?
00:19:10Technically, they moved to Porto.
00:19:12But what's the difference?
00:19:15I really better get going.
00:19:17I can't.
00:19:17I've got lots of, you know, errands and celebrity stuff to do.
00:19:21I'm not taking no for an answer.
00:19:22My treat.
00:19:24Jules!
00:19:25Jules!
00:19:26Juley Bear!
00:19:27Look who's back.
00:19:28I know.
00:19:29I was just signing some books of mine that I wrote.
00:19:32Because I'm also a published author.
00:19:34Town hero.
00:19:36Big deal.
00:19:38Want me to sign that?
00:19:39What?
00:19:40No.
00:19:4310,355th on the Times Best Selling List 2.
00:19:46Up 18 spots from yesterday.
00:19:48And if only you had a good personality to go with all of that.
00:19:51Too bad.
00:19:52Can't have it all.
00:19:59Okay!
00:20:00I have felt the energy shift.
00:20:02And this has now become awkward.
00:20:04So I'm going to leave Lola out.
00:20:14I guess this is what it's going to be this holiday.
00:20:17Us running into each other everywhere.
00:20:20It's a small town.
00:20:21Hard to avoid people.
00:20:23Well, maybe we should try.
00:20:25Look, this is my town still.
00:20:26My town?
00:20:27Sorry, I didn't realize you got the whole town in the breakup.
00:20:30Just stay away from me.
00:20:32Okay?
00:20:33Like I even want to be near you.
00:20:36You smell like fish.
00:20:40Yeah, well, it's fish and chips day at the diner.
00:20:42Hi.
00:20:43Hi.
00:20:43It's so nice to see you.
00:20:47What are you doing?
00:20:48I'm laughing.
00:20:49Why are we both?
00:20:50You're just only there.
00:20:51Just go.
00:20:56Merry Christmas.
00:20:58I hope your tree burns down.
00:20:59You're on my shit list.
00:21:01You know I hate you now.
00:21:03Merry Christmas.
00:21:05Lola!
00:21:06Hi!
00:21:07Come on!
00:21:08Let's go!
00:21:09I hope you spend it alone.
00:21:12Ta-da!
00:21:13Wait, Lola, no.
00:21:14I'm not eating at Tina's diner.
00:21:16It's either here or the Chinese buffet that only serves pierogies.
00:21:19And has read their last three health inspections.
00:21:21Plus, I don't think Jules is helping out today.
00:21:24Okay.
00:21:25Yeah, the diner it is.
00:21:26Okay.
00:21:30I am so glad we did this.
00:21:32You know, I always felt a misconnection with you in high school.
00:21:34We could have been, like, so close.
00:21:37Um, sure.
00:21:39Um, that's a keeper.
00:21:43I can see Jules has dabbled in the menu.
00:21:47Pan-fried pastry roll filled with artisanal cheese and aged salami.
00:21:53That's a pizza pocket.
00:21:57Jules!
00:21:58Hi!
00:21:58What are you doing here?
00:22:00With her?
00:22:01She's one of my best friends.
00:22:02No, she isn't.
00:22:03Well, she could be.
00:22:06She said she loves you.
00:22:08I mean, said hi to you.
00:22:09No, she didn't.
00:22:11Hi.
00:22:11You said she wasn't going to be here today.
00:22:14Did I?
00:22:16Oops.
00:22:17Let's risk the Chinese buffet.
00:22:19It'll be totally cool.
00:22:20Don't worry.
00:22:20She told me that she doesn't hate you anymore.
00:22:23Okay, that's a lie.
00:22:24She, like, really, really hates you.
00:22:26It's borderline unhealthy.
00:22:28But we can fix that.
00:22:32Jules!
00:22:33Look who's here!
00:22:34I'm just, you know, just searching.
00:22:38What are you doing here?
00:22:40What am I doing here?
00:22:41At a diner?
00:22:43Um, I don't know.
00:22:44Do you ask all of your customers that?
00:22:46Hey, Joe!
00:22:47What are you doing here at the diner?
00:22:50Julianne's asking everybody.
00:22:51Eating.
00:22:53Dumbass.
00:22:56We're eating.
00:22:57Dumbass.
00:22:58Okay.
00:22:59This isn't a great start.
00:23:01I thought it was pretty clear that I didn't want to see you.
00:23:03And I thought we agreed to avoid each other.
00:23:06I think what Jules is trying to say is that she's happy that you're making an effort.
00:23:10Okay, stop.
00:23:11And is trying to fix that broken bond between the two of you.
00:23:13Making that first step is the hardest.
00:23:15That's the complete opposite of what I just said.
00:23:17Okay, I wouldn't be here if Lola didn't basically force me.
00:23:20Trust me, I want to see you way less than you want to see me.
00:23:24Okay, and what Maggie's trying to say is that she regrets not coming to see you sooner.
00:23:28And she valued your relationship in hopes that one day you guys can be as close as you once were.
00:23:34Yeah.
00:23:35Okay.
00:23:37Shouldn't you be cooking or something?
00:23:38We're actually all out of food today.
00:23:44If I'm being honest, it's actually going better than I thought.
00:23:51Should we?
00:23:52If you don't, I will.
00:23:55If you've got more decorations.
00:23:56I know.
00:24:00No, it's just the bottom.
00:24:01It's just around.
00:24:04I don't know how he is sleeping through this.
00:24:07Oh, that's good.
00:24:07Yeah.
00:24:09So, you find some job yet?
00:24:11No.
00:24:12No.
00:24:12You know, the diner is hiring.
00:24:15Very funny.
00:24:17No, everyone is talking about you guys.
00:24:18They're really hoping for a holiday romance.
00:24:20Does no one here have anything else better to do?
00:24:24No, I got your back.
00:24:25I made sure everyone knows that Jules is way out of your leave.
00:24:28Okay, thanks.
00:24:31Wait, wait, look.
00:24:36Yeah, she really shouldn't be driving anymore.
00:24:40We're late.
00:24:42Girls, let's hurry up!
00:24:43For what?
00:24:44You seriously don't remember what we do every year?
00:24:48Oh, no.
00:24:50No.
00:24:50Oh, yes.
00:24:51Oh, yeah.
00:24:52Come adore on this great night.
00:24:55Queens and kings in glorious light.
00:24:59And we all in fab array
00:25:03Celebrate with flair today.
00:25:13Gloria in extravaganzas.
00:25:17Gloria in extravaganzas.
00:25:32Those heels are killing me.
00:25:33Richard, I told you to just wear your boots.
00:25:35But they didn't go with my outfit.
00:25:36Okay.
00:25:37You know what?
00:25:37No, I think I'm going to skip this one.
00:25:39Oh, come on.
00:25:40She's not even going to recognize you.
00:25:42Listen, the faster we get the donations, the sooner we leave.
00:25:45True.
00:25:47I don't even know why I can't call this one.
00:25:49That's a mess.
00:25:53That order was supposed to go through on Wednesday.
00:25:55I don't understand why it hasn't been delivered yet.
00:25:57You realize if it's not in by the weekend, that's going to seriously-
00:26:00It's low.
00:26:00We're waiting.
00:26:02Sorry, can I call you back?
00:26:03I have carolers in, I hope, drag.
00:26:07Sorry, guys.
00:26:08Running a restaurant and all?
00:26:10Can I request a song?
00:26:11Oh, sure, honey.
00:26:13But they had to cost you extra.
00:26:15Okay.
00:26:16Since you're in drag, how about Last Christmas?
00:26:29Maggie?
00:26:30What?
00:26:31Who's Maggie?
00:26:32I'm...
00:26:33Chestnuts!
00:26:34Stand on to the next house!
00:26:38Okay.
00:26:41Uh...
00:26:42So, am I not getting a song?
00:27:04Everything okay?
00:27:05What?
00:27:07Um...
00:27:08Yeah.
00:27:08Yeah, it was just my agent.
00:27:10She probably wants to set me up with some auditions.
00:27:12That's exciting.
00:27:13That's exciting.
00:27:14Yeah.
00:27:19If you need help with anything, all you have to do is ask.
00:27:24Honestly, things are really great.
00:27:26I've got a couple shows lined up in the new year, so...
00:27:29Okay.
00:27:32Your mother worries about you.
00:27:36But I keep reminding her that you're a smart, independent woman.
00:27:42Not a lot of people who can take off to a brand new city on their own.
00:27:48But you did it.
00:27:50You can do anything.
00:27:54Do you really mean that?
00:27:56We're really proud of you.
00:27:58So, if you tell me things are okay, I trust you.
00:28:17When are you going to bring a girl home for Christmas?
00:28:20Mom.
00:28:21What?
00:28:22I can't remember the last time you had a girlfriend.
00:28:25Let alone one you've had long enough for me to meet.
00:28:28I work too much.
00:28:29I don't have time for one.
00:28:31I hate everyone.
00:28:32Do you want more excuses?
00:28:34You need more balance in your life.
00:28:36It can't be work, work, work all the time.
00:28:40Maybe a girlfriend might help relieve some of those stresses.
00:28:44You know what I mean?
00:28:46For my sanity, I'm going to pretend that I don't know what you mean.
00:28:50I'll have to admit, it's been a while since I've had a man.
00:28:55Hell, I've been through a lot of batteries, if you get my drift.
00:28:58I even have to get up to turn the TV on.
00:29:01Please, let's not go down this road.
00:29:05It's nothing to be ashamed of.
00:29:06I don't really want to be talking about this with you.
00:29:10I just don't want you to run out of batteries like me.
00:29:14I thought you enjoyed being a spinster.
00:29:17Well, who wouldn't?
00:29:18I have complete freedom in my life.
00:29:20I have total flexibility to do what I want.
00:29:23And I have an entire queen bed to myself.
00:29:28But, this time of year, it would be nice to share it with someone special.
00:29:40What do you think of Joe?
00:29:43Joe the crossing guard?
00:29:46Joe the creepy guy who comes into the diner and orders one slice of whole wheat toast dry?
00:29:50Like a psychopath?
00:29:51I think he's kind of mysterious.
00:29:55Sure, in like a vagrant kind of way.
00:29:58Maybe this time next year, he might be your new daddy.
00:30:04You know what I mean?
00:30:09I can barely get that one out.
00:30:12I think I threw up a bit in my mouth when you said it.
00:30:19Hey, I wouldn't have to be using my batteries.
00:30:23Please, stop.
00:30:29We hit rapids.
00:30:33Late night, caught in the habit.
00:30:39I'm trying to recapture the love we had to lose.
00:30:52I remember...
00:30:57What the fuck?
00:31:04Ugh, I really waited last minute to do this.
00:31:08Um, gloves for dad.
00:31:11Life alert for grandma.
00:31:13I can't believe I got stuck with this stupid list this year.
00:31:16What?
00:31:17Oh, yeah.
00:31:18Um, mom wants to know what you want for Christmas.
00:31:21Um, what?
00:31:22What do you want for Christmas?
00:31:24Um, just a second.
00:31:28I'm gonna tell her a vibrator.
00:31:38It's getting hard to avoid each other.
00:31:41Yeah, especially because you keep showing up at my family's diner.
00:31:48Can I get a coffee, please?
00:31:58So, um, how's your day going?
00:32:05Oh, actually...
00:32:06Okay, look.
00:32:06I don't really care.
00:32:07Um, I need a favor.
00:32:09My answer is no.
00:32:10What?
00:32:11I didn't even tell you what it is yet.
00:32:13Well, you asked me for a favor and normally that's something you do for somebody that you like.
00:32:18And...
00:32:19Well...
00:32:19Wow.
00:32:20You turned into a real jerk.
00:32:23Did anyone ever tell you that?
00:32:25God.
00:32:28Okay, fine.
00:32:29What is it?
00:32:33Will you hire me?
00:32:34Just until New Year's.
00:32:36What?
00:32:37No.
00:32:38Sorry.
00:32:39We don't need any extra help.
00:32:41You have a sign in the window.
00:32:43That...
00:32:44is just decor.
00:32:47Aren't you a celebrity?
00:32:49Why would you want to work in a diner anyways?
00:32:51I need it to do research for a role that I'm doing in the new year,
00:32:55which is why it'll only be for a couple weeks.
00:32:57No.
00:32:57No, forget it.
00:32:59Absolutely not.
00:33:01Remember in our junior year,
00:33:03when we made those special brownies that Tina accidentally ate and she got really sick?
00:33:08We told her it was bad eggs.
00:33:10Yeah.
00:33:12It would be a shame if I told her what was really in them now.
00:33:20You start tomorrow.
00:33:21You start tomorrow.
00:33:21You're not a bad idea.
00:33:23No, no.
00:33:23No, no, no.
00:33:24No, no, no.
00:33:24No, no.
00:33:51No, no.
00:33:56Okay, do not close this door, okay?
00:33:58The handle broke recently and it doesn't work properly.
00:34:21Faces keep me frightened.
00:34:25There's a heart that beats me lonely.
00:34:29I have no friends.
00:34:33But I will assume.
00:34:39I will assume.
00:34:44I hear drops on Monday morning.
00:34:50I see ships on Tuesday, too.
00:34:55A ferris wheel in a belt glory.
00:35:00I miss the snow.
00:35:02It's so magical this time of year.
00:35:11Uh, where do you think you're going?
00:35:15Um, home?
00:35:17Unlike you, I actually have a life.
00:35:21I have a life.
00:35:22Very busy, successful, fulfilling life.
00:35:28And yet we both got the key to the city.
00:35:35Just help me bring these boxes to the back, okay?
00:35:37And then you can go have a life.
00:35:53Please tell me that you did not close that door that I told you not to close.
00:35:56It was an accident.
00:36:09Use your lesbian strength.
00:36:14Please.
00:36:23Use your lesbian strength.
00:36:25Okay, okay, well, it's only funny when I say it.
00:36:34I'm going to call my dad.
00:36:36Yeah, yeah.
00:36:39It's in my coat.
00:36:40Please tell me you have your phone on you.
00:36:42Yes.
00:36:46Let's go up.
00:36:53Okay, good news is I have service.
00:36:56Bad news is I have 2% battery.
00:36:59Yes.
00:37:04Mom?
00:37:05Mom?
00:37:06Hello?
00:37:06Can you hear me?
00:37:08Tina?
00:37:09Tina, no.
00:37:09No, I don't care what happened on Whoever's Got Talent.
00:37:12Mom, we are...
00:37:17Yeah, shut.
00:37:18What?
00:37:19It's dead.
00:37:20No.
00:37:21No, no, no, no, no.
00:37:22No, I can't believe this.
00:37:24What are we going to do?
00:37:26We could try screaming for help?
00:37:33Help!
00:37:40Help!
00:37:47That was my only idea.
00:37:50I can't believe we're actually stuck here.
00:37:57You don't think?
00:38:09Oh, it's still here.
00:38:11Is that?
00:38:13From senior year?
00:38:21Okay.
00:38:24I'm so sure that it's your turn.
00:38:26My turn?
00:38:27Okay.
00:38:32Okay.
00:38:35I'm sorry.
00:38:38What is so funny?
00:38:40Okay, my thought process.
00:38:42I was thinking of the last time that we'd been trapped and it reminded me of that snowstorm
00:38:49in our junior year.
00:38:51The one where we got stuck in the movie theater parking lot?
00:38:55And last Christmas was playing on the radio and you got out of the car because you wanted
00:39:02to climb on the roof and draw a heart on the sunroof.
00:39:08Yeah, yeah.
00:39:09And then I got down and then nothing else happened.
00:39:12That was the end of the story.
00:39:13No, no, no, no.
00:39:14I distinctly remember you making a not so graceful journey back down.
00:39:18In fact, you didn't just fall off of the roof of the car.
00:39:22You bounced the entire way down.
00:39:24I legit thought you might have died.
00:39:28It was really slippery, okay?
00:39:38Wasn't that the night that we first...
00:39:45Um...
00:39:46Yeah.
00:39:47Sorry.
00:39:49Um...
00:39:50I think so.
00:39:57All I ever wanted was to be close to you.
00:40:01I was happy even just being trapped in a car.
00:40:06I was way more into you than you were into me.
00:40:09That is not true.
00:40:11Yeah, it is.
00:40:12You were always blowing me off to do extra homework or extra shifts at the diner.
00:40:17I mean, you missed my 16th birthday because that was the summer you decided you wanted to learn to cook
00:40:22your way through every French recipe.
00:40:25I wasn't even invited to your birthday.
00:40:27Well, we were going to meet up after and...
00:40:30Yeah, we were always going to meet up after.
00:40:35You hid me our entire relationship.
00:40:40You were so consumed with wanting to be popular and acting like how you thought others would like you.
00:40:47That is not true.
00:40:54No.
00:40:56You're right.
00:40:57I...
00:40:59I messed up.
00:41:03I didn't think of it that way.
00:41:10I was voted most likely to succeed in high school, and I ended up being the most unsuccessful.
00:41:19I was voted most likely to not be remembered at our 10-year reunion.
00:41:25Why did they even give that one coat?
00:41:27I don't know.
00:41:31It's cold in here.
00:41:34Yeah.
00:41:36Oh.
00:41:46Thanks.
00:41:48Thanks.
00:42:05I'm here to save the day.
00:42:08Oops.
00:42:11I'm sorry.
00:42:12I thought this was the bathroom.
00:42:14I don't know.
00:42:17Yes.
00:42:22Oh.
00:42:28Without.
00:42:31Wait.
00:42:46Yesterday I picked a part
00:42:52All we were back at the start
00:42:58Seemed to me long ago games
00:43:03What if now we're just the same
00:43:07And I know that time changes many things
00:43:14But could it possibly change everything
00:43:21With you
00:43:23With you
00:43:32With you
00:43:34With you
00:43:40With you
00:43:43With you
00:43:59Okay I've had two Red Bulls, two coffees, I'm gonna need another black coffee
00:44:02I feel that energy today
00:44:04Lola
00:44:04It feels a bit different
00:44:06Yes, poor me, poor me
00:44:09Maggie, we are out of rye bread
00:44:11If you can let the customers know, please
00:44:12Yeah, okay
00:44:14Thank you
00:44:14That'd be good
00:44:17Okay, thanks
00:44:20Uh, what happened with you two?
00:44:23She said, please
00:44:23Nothing
00:44:25Oh, I'm sorry, let me get that
00:44:27No, you're busy
00:44:28No, no
00:44:28Honestly, no, babe
00:44:29I'm sorry
00:44:30Sorry?
00:44:31No, seriously, it's fine
00:44:33I got it
00:44:38Uh, I think I'm good
00:44:41Maggie?
00:44:41Maggie!
00:44:42Oh, sorry
00:44:43Jeez
00:44:44Sorry
00:44:44Okay, everyone knows you two got trapped in here last night
00:44:47But you're both at the lake
00:44:48You slept together
00:44:50Oh, my God
00:44:51Did you guys, you know, scissors?
00:44:56What?
00:44:56No, no, scissoring's not a thing
00:44:58What?
00:44:59It is, but not in the way that nothing happened
00:45:02This is awful, I miss you now
00:45:04It's okay
00:45:07It's all right
00:45:10Okay, I need to know
00:45:11Did you guys, you know, what?
00:45:19No, nothing happened
00:45:21What?
00:45:21No, I swear
00:45:22Okay
00:45:23There was a moment
00:45:25And then
00:45:27And then we
00:45:28We what?
00:45:30God, woman
00:45:30Shh
00:45:30Tell me
00:45:34Kissed
00:45:34Kissed?
00:45:37Just kissed?
00:45:38That is how lesbians act when they kiss?
00:45:41Why did you whisper that?
00:45:44Mine
00:45:48What is it with you two and the coffee today?
00:45:50Lola is dead
00:45:51Sorry
00:45:53Uh, I don't even know how I feel about her
00:45:57I am so confused
00:45:59Well, do you want to kiss her again?
00:46:06Yeah
00:46:09I think that might be your answer
00:46:13This coffee is nasty
00:46:15You need to get me a new one, please
00:46:16Just get me
00:46:17Sorry, I didn't make it
00:46:19This is gonna
00:46:21Jules
00:46:29Okay, well, um
00:46:33I guess I'll get going
00:46:36Maggie's leaving
00:46:37Oh
00:46:38Already?
00:46:40I'm gonna go to the back to do some inventory
00:46:43It'll be a while
00:46:45A long while
00:46:46You won't see me around for quite a bit
00:46:48Okay
00:46:49Okay, mom
00:46:50Thank you
00:46:56Um
00:46:57Are you doing anything later?
00:46:59Just gonna swing by Lola's for a bit
00:47:02Oh
00:47:03Okay
00:47:04I-I just thought
00:47:05If you weren't doing anything
00:47:06White Christmas is playing at the theater
00:47:09Where maybe you wanted to go
00:47:11Yeah
00:47:11I can see if Lola wants to come
00:47:15Oh
00:47:16I'm just kidding
00:47:18I would love to see White Christmas with you
00:47:23Okay
00:47:24Yeah
00:47:28I forgot my pen
00:47:29I forgot my pen
00:47:30Actually, I don't need a pen
00:47:32What was I thinking?
00:47:34I can use a safety pin and my own blood
00:47:36I'm sorry
00:47:42So, I-I'll see you later
00:47:45Yeah, I'll-I'll see you later
00:47:48Okay
00:47:48Okay
00:47:49Okay, cool
00:47:49Bye
00:48:11Okay, which one?
00:48:14What's the message you're trying to send tonight?
00:48:17Um
00:48:17I don't know
00:48:18Let's
00:48:18Try to be more than friends
00:48:20Maybe
00:48:21If you want
00:48:22But no pressure
00:48:25Oh
00:48:25Babe
00:48:26That is so lame
00:48:28Okay
00:48:29Well
00:48:29What message should I be sending?
00:48:31Like
00:48:31You've missed out on this
00:48:33For ten years
00:48:34And
00:48:35I'm opening the door for you
00:48:37A crack
00:48:38No
00:48:39A smidge
00:48:41No
00:48:42I'm just unlocking the door
00:48:44So you better knock me off my feet tonight
00:48:46If you want to get a second chance
00:48:48Yeah
00:48:49I don't have a shirt that says that
00:48:51I don't know
00:48:52Halter?
00:48:53Tube top?
00:48:54Brooke, it's snowing
00:48:55It could work
00:48:56More importantly
00:48:57What are you wearing under your clothes?
00:49:01What?
00:49:35This is Julianne?
00:49:37Joe?
00:49:37How'd you get this number?
00:49:40Okay, slow down
00:49:41Slow down
00:49:43Is she okay?
00:49:45Okay
00:49:46Okay
00:49:46I'll be there in five
00:50:05Ah
00:50:05Pardon me though
00:50:06You're dead
00:50:10Bye
00:50:12What are you doing here?
00:50:14You didn't answer any of my calls
00:50:16You broke up with me
00:50:18A month before Christmas
00:50:19When you promised that you'd come
00:50:22You made me look like an idiot
00:50:24And
00:50:25If you answered any of my calls
00:50:29You'd know that
00:50:32I'm sorry
00:50:35Look
00:50:36You're like
00:50:37The longest relationship I've ever had
00:50:39Three months
00:50:39And that's like
00:50:41Five years in lesbian math
00:50:46I
00:50:47Made a mistake
00:50:50It was stupid
00:50:51And
00:50:53I realized
00:50:54Almost immediately
00:50:54After we broke up
00:50:55That
00:50:57I want you
00:50:58Maggie
00:51:01I flew across the country
00:51:02For you
00:51:05I'd fly across the world
00:51:06If you wanted me to
00:51:10So
00:51:12Let me make it up to you
00:51:23Do you mean that?
00:51:25Or
00:51:25Are those just
00:51:27Lyrics to a new song?
00:51:29I mean it
00:51:31And
00:51:32I may also use them as
00:51:33Lyrics to a new song
00:51:53Why didn't you tell me
00:51:54You weren't feeling good?
00:51:55I didn't want to worry you
00:51:57You tell me everything
00:52:00Things I don't even want to know
00:52:01You tell me
00:52:02It was a mild heart attack
00:52:04I've had period cramps
00:52:06That were worse than that
00:52:07From now on
00:52:08You will be telling me
00:52:09Everything you are feeling
00:52:10Always
00:52:12Fine
00:52:14Do you know who called
00:52:15The ambulance at the diner?
00:52:17I'm guessing it was Joe
00:52:18He also called me
00:52:20It was
00:52:21He's a lifesaver
00:52:24One of those kids
00:52:25Was not his fault
00:52:28You don't need to be here
00:52:30I know how busy you are
00:52:31I can manage fine on my own
00:52:34You shouldn't have to be alone
00:52:36Okay
00:52:36My work is okay
00:52:37With me taking some extra time off
00:52:39So I'm going to stay here
00:52:41Until you're feeling better
00:52:43You
00:52:44Are more important to me
00:52:54No
00:52:55No
00:52:55Let's go
00:52:55And make some
00:53:01That's not Julianne
00:53:16I've got some gossip gossip
00:53:30I've got some gossip gossip
00:53:32Who?
00:53:33She's a Scorpio
00:53:34She's a Scorpio
00:53:34So completely wrong for Maggie
00:53:36I'm a Virgo
00:53:36That's much more compatible
00:53:37Someone should let Maggie know
00:53:39I'm a Virgo
00:53:39And still single
00:53:41Vi's a musician
00:53:41She's in the band called
00:53:42The Sadies
00:53:43They're amazing
00:53:44I have all their albums
00:53:44Like I can't even believe
00:53:46She's dating Maggie
00:53:46I love Jules and all
00:53:48But this girl wants
00:53:48Some promo concert tickets
00:53:51I'm sure the entire town
00:53:53Is talking about it
00:53:54What?
00:53:55This town?
00:53:57No
00:54:02It's kind of funny though
00:54:04What's funny?
00:54:05That Maggie now has two exes
00:54:06In her hometown at Christmas time
00:54:07That want her
00:54:09Want her?
00:54:10Okay
00:54:11I didn't say that I wanted her
00:54:12I don't even care
00:54:13Okay
00:54:13It's not like we were even dating
00:54:14Or anything
00:54:15We just
00:54:16Kissed?
00:54:17I know
00:54:18Isn't that like second base
00:54:20In the lesbian world?
00:54:21I thought it was
00:54:21Almost kiss
00:54:23Kiss
00:54:23And then move in together
00:54:25Whatever
00:54:27It's all over now anyways
00:54:28She's got her
00:54:29Hot musician girlfriend
00:54:32Optics
00:54:33That's all she ever cared about
00:54:36Let's not forget
00:54:37You were the one
00:54:38Who stood her up at the movies
00:54:39Did you not?
00:54:40Yeah but Tina
00:54:41I know
00:54:41But she didn't know that
00:54:43When she was all alone
00:54:44Waiting
00:54:45At the movie theater
00:54:46Hark
00:54:47Okay
00:54:49Fill out the cool
00:54:50Sexy
00:54:51Successful
00:54:51Hot girl with
00:54:53Look at those titties
00:54:57Did you seriously
00:54:58Heart this?
00:54:59Keep your friends close
00:55:00And your potential
00:55:01Best friends closer
00:55:01Isn't that the scene?
00:55:03Uh
00:55:03I thought I told you
00:55:04To go rest
00:55:05I can handle this
00:55:07Okay
00:55:08Okay
00:55:12You know
00:55:14I'm glad Maggie
00:55:15Got what she always wanted
00:55:17I'll never be the cool
00:55:18Hot girl
00:55:19You could be
00:55:20If you
00:55:21Burned your hair
00:55:25I didn't order this
00:55:29What the hell are you doing?
00:55:31Sorry
00:55:32Ah
00:55:32This isn't yours
00:55:34Clearly
00:55:44Do you think Maggie knows why
00:55:46I didn't show up at the theater?
00:55:49Yes
00:55:52How
00:55:52Any or all of these people
00:55:53Have probably already told her
00:55:56Okay look
00:55:57You're my best friend
00:55:58I could honestly tell
00:55:59From the moment
00:56:00You guys saw each other again
00:56:01That you were still into her
00:56:03My intuition is that good
00:56:05Is it that obvious?
00:56:07You guys are adults now
00:56:08But you seem to keep acting like teenagers
00:56:10Adults tell each other how they feel
00:56:12Tell her how you feel
00:56:14Or I will
00:56:17You okay?
00:56:18Yeah?
00:56:19Okay now back to me
00:56:20I'm rehearsing my one woman play later today
00:56:23Walk Lola
00:56:24Walk
00:56:24Don't stop
00:56:25Keep running
00:56:28Are you able to come and give notes?
00:56:31And advice?
00:56:32I'm
00:56:33I'm not
00:56:33No
00:56:34Maggie and Vi will be there
00:56:40What I meant
00:56:41Was I'm not
00:56:42Not coming
00:56:44Is it yes or no?
00:56:47Double negatives confuse me
00:56:49Are you?
00:56:54Guys
00:56:54Can we fix the light?
00:56:55A little to the left please
00:56:57Has to be perfect
00:56:59Come on
00:57:01Spotlight on me
00:57:02Hold me
00:57:02Is this seat taken?
00:57:05The theater is literally empty
00:57:07Well it's the best seat in the house
00:57:09For the acoustics
00:57:11Whatever
00:57:11It was Christmas Eve
00:57:231998
00:57:24It was when I first discovered my
00:57:27vulva
00:57:28And now
00:57:29The dance of the
00:57:30Aren't you going to introduce me?
00:57:33Vi
00:57:34This is Jules
00:57:35She works at the diner
00:57:36Jules
00:57:37Vi
00:57:37Now let's watch Lola
00:57:38Nice to meet you
00:57:41How long is this going to go?
00:57:43I'm actually a chef
00:57:44At a world renowned restaurant in New York
00:57:47Everyone died
00:57:48From food poisoning
00:57:50My mother
00:57:51Never cooked again
00:57:54Vi's in a band
00:57:55But you probably already knew that
00:57:56They're kind of famous
00:57:57They just sold out the Greek
00:58:01I'm actually kind of famous too
00:58:02I wrote a cookbook
00:58:04It's a bestseller
00:58:05A town
00:58:05Bestseller
00:58:06So let's not quote
00:58:08And not to brag
00:58:09But Vi's bank account amount
00:58:11Looks like a phone number
00:58:12What?
00:58:13911
00:58:15Sorry
00:58:15Are you talking about me?
00:58:16Guys
00:58:17Can you not talk during my performance?
00:58:19This is art
00:58:20Art takes time
00:58:21Do not waste my time
00:58:22This is live theater
00:58:23Lola
00:58:24You gotta ignore the distractions
00:58:25Yeah
00:58:26Yeah
00:58:26You're lucky that I'm even here
00:58:27True
00:58:29Thanks guys
00:58:30Where was I?
00:58:31Ah
00:58:32Yes
00:58:32I remember
00:58:33When my mother picked up the pickle ornament
00:58:35The same ornament I had used earlier too
00:58:39Wow
00:58:40So your phone does work
00:58:43And what is that supposed to mean?
00:58:46I'm sorry
00:58:46I gotta take this
00:58:47I'll be back
00:58:48Okay
00:58:55Just that you didn't call me
00:58:56To tell me about Tina
00:58:58I had to hear about it from Lola
00:58:59Okay look
00:59:00I'm sorry I was a little preoccupied
00:59:02Taking care of my sick mother
00:59:03And I didn't think to call you right away
00:59:04At all
00:59:06You didn't call me
00:59:07At all
00:59:11Okay
00:59:12Look I'm sorry I didn't call you
00:59:14It's fine
00:59:19It's clearly not fine
00:59:20Well it's over now
00:59:23Okay
00:59:24Shh
00:59:25Just watch Lola
00:59:26You shouldn't be talking
00:59:35Did I miss something?
00:59:36No
00:59:37No
00:59:38Well Lola lived
00:59:40Lola
00:59:41Will always
00:59:42Liz
00:59:49Lola
01:00:06So
01:00:07What's with
01:00:10You and Julie
01:00:13Jules?
01:00:15Same thing
01:00:18What do you mean?
01:00:21Come on Max
01:00:22You two are acting like
01:00:23Two angry exes
01:00:26Okay I would never want to date
01:00:28Someone like her
01:00:30Okay
01:00:32You sure?
01:00:33Because you seemed pretty upset
01:00:34When you left the theater
01:00:37Yeah well I thought that she was my friend
01:00:40And she treats me like I'm nothing
01:00:44So
01:00:47Look I don't want to talk about her anymore
01:00:49Okay?
01:00:55Um okay
01:00:56There may have been an ulterior motive to me coming here for Christmas
01:01:03What is it?
01:01:05What is it?
01:01:05So I just found out from my label that I'm going on tour
01:01:11On tour?
01:01:12Yeah so six months in Europe and then headed to Asia for like another six months
01:01:18And
01:01:19I want you to come with me
01:01:24That's a whole year
01:01:27Yeah but I mean you said it yourself
01:01:29You wanted to take a little break from acting
01:01:33This is perfect timing
01:01:36Yeah
01:01:36Yeah I know but
01:01:43Look
01:01:44I could do this without you
01:01:47But
01:01:48I don't want to
01:01:51You're my muse
01:01:53I want you with me
01:01:56Are you sure you want me tagging along?
01:01:58I don't want to get in the way
01:02:00There's only we
01:02:01In this relationship
01:02:04Not me
01:02:06I want to do this together
01:02:12You don't have to answer me right now
01:02:14But
01:02:15Just
01:02:15Think about it
01:02:16Okay?
01:02:21I don't need to think about it
01:02:23I'm in
01:02:24Yeah?
01:02:25Yeah
01:02:26I'm in
01:02:26I need to yes
01:02:32Door open ladies
01:02:34I hope you're joking
01:02:35I keep forgetting that you're adults
01:02:38Carry on
01:02:39And have fun
01:02:40I just took our plans to be cool
01:02:47Sorry
01:02:48No
01:02:50I'm just glad you're coming
01:02:52Me too
01:02:58Maggie
01:03:00This is from your father and I
01:03:01Well when you open it
01:03:03He's going to be just as surprised as you are
01:03:05He never knows what we'd get you
01:03:06Well I paid for it
01:03:08Oh my god Richard
01:03:09It doesn't matter
01:03:15Um
01:03:16Mom
01:03:17Dad I can't accept this
01:03:19What is it?
01:03:20What the hell?
01:03:20You guys got me socks and underwear
01:03:21How is this fair?
01:03:22What is it?
01:03:23A car?
01:03:24Ha ha ha ha
01:03:25You live rent free
01:03:26Maybe if you get your own place
01:03:28And start paying rent
01:03:28I'll buy something more expensive
01:03:30For you too
01:03:32Socks and underwears are fine
01:03:34Maggie
01:03:35We just don't want you to give up on your dreams
01:03:38We've really loved having you at home this year
01:03:41I mean
01:03:42We just want to help out a little
01:03:48Thanks mom
01:03:49Thanks dad
01:03:50Just promise me you'll come home as much as you can
01:03:53Okay?
01:03:53I promise
01:03:54Okay sweetheart
01:03:55Seriously
01:03:56What did we get you?
01:03:59It's actual chicken scratch
01:04:00I don't even know how dad could read this
01:04:04All of those recipes were in his head
01:04:07I had to beg for him to write it down before he died
01:04:10Two tablespoons of gupa?
01:04:13Guaba?
01:04:14I actually think he might have made up ingredients
01:04:16Just to mess with us
01:04:18Knowing your father?
01:04:19That wouldn't surprise me
01:04:21I've tried this recipe every Christmas
01:04:23For the last 15 years
01:04:25And I can't seem to get it right
01:04:27Do you think dad would have been proud of me?
01:04:29Ugh
01:04:30Who would have been proud of you if you were a dishwasher?
01:04:32He just wanted you to be happy
01:04:33No matter what you did
01:04:36I really miss him
01:04:38And his bad puns
01:04:40And his long overdrawn stories
01:04:43And his bad singing
01:04:45The voice of a dying cat
01:04:51Maybe we should make something else
01:04:54Honestly
01:04:55It's fun to just cook with you
01:04:57Even if we don't get it right
01:04:59Why don't we
01:05:01Start again
01:05:02I think there's some guaba in the fridge
01:05:05I think you mean gupa?
01:05:06It's on the shelf
01:05:15What does that say?
01:05:17Butter
01:05:29Merry Christmas
01:05:30Merry Christmas
01:05:33You finally nailed your dad's holiday pie?
01:05:36Only took 16 years
01:05:49Is Joe here?
01:05:50I heard he'd be here
01:05:51Oh don't you dare go home with Joe tonight
01:05:54I'm sorry
01:05:56He's the one for me
01:05:57Oh mom
01:05:58Higher standards
01:05:59Mom
01:06:01Hi
01:06:02Hi
01:06:03How are you?
01:06:05How are you?
01:06:08Hi
01:06:09Hi
01:06:10Hi
01:06:12You can't be mad at me
01:06:13It's Christmas
01:06:14It's like a reset for the year
01:06:17I'm not mad anymore
01:06:20Bye
01:06:21You invited me on tour with them
01:06:22And we leave tomorrow
01:06:24And honestly I'm really excited
01:06:27So
01:06:29Can we talk quick?
01:06:31Thanks
01:06:32Okay
01:06:32What's up?
01:06:34Like
01:06:35Is the one a little more private?
01:06:37Ooh
01:06:37Got a lemon in there
01:06:39I'll go get some snacks
01:06:40How's that sound?
01:06:41Yes
01:06:41Perfect
01:06:42I'll be right back
01:06:42Snacks
01:06:44Please
01:06:45Please
01:06:46Sure
01:06:47Yeah
01:06:48I've heard things about you
01:06:53It's our thing
01:06:54Our thing
01:06:55Perfect
01:06:56Hey
01:06:56Hey
01:06:57Hey
01:06:58It's called
01:07:05Wow
01:07:06What?
01:07:09Literally nothing has changed in this room
01:07:15You still have this?
01:07:17Okay
01:07:18Well
01:07:18Yeah
01:07:18I'm a hoarder
01:07:20Clearly
01:07:24So
01:07:25What's up?
01:07:29I quit my job in New York
01:07:32What?
01:07:34I
01:07:34I don't understand
01:07:35Why would you do that?
01:07:38Because I would rather be remembered
01:07:40By the people that I love
01:07:42Than
01:07:43By strangers that I don't know
01:07:52That's great
01:07:53Jules
01:07:54Maggie
01:07:55Maggie
01:07:55Wait
01:07:56Wait
01:07:58There's something else
01:08:05Don't go on tour with Vi
01:08:09I
01:08:09I'm sorry
01:08:11That it has taken me so long
01:08:12To show up for you
01:08:13Like you've always needed me to
01:08:17You've always been in the back of my mind
01:08:19And I don't want to spend ten more seconds without you
01:08:25I choose us, Maggie
01:08:30I love you
01:08:37Um
01:08:38I think you're going to want to come downstairs
01:08:53Maggie
01:08:53What's going on?
01:08:55Okay
01:08:58Maggie
01:08:58Catherine Pierce
01:09:03Oh no
01:09:04You are my
01:09:06Inspiration
01:09:08My ingenuity
01:09:10My vision
01:09:12I know I've thrown a lot of curveballs at you this trip
01:09:16But
01:09:16There's one more
01:09:23Marry me
01:09:27Um
01:09:28I know
01:09:29You're at a loss for words
01:09:33I
01:09:34Do you want to be my wife?
01:09:37For Christ's sake
01:09:38You two are so wrong for one another
01:09:41It's obvious who Maggie should be with
01:10:04Five, wait
01:10:06Maggie, wait
01:10:07The amount of talking in this family
01:10:10It just goes on and on
01:10:12Can't a woman
01:10:14Sleep in peace
01:10:21Bye
01:10:23Bye, wait
01:10:25Bye, wait
01:10:27Just open the
01:10:29Bye
01:10:41No, no, no, no, no, no, no
01:10:44Fuck
01:10:51Run
01:10:51Seriously?
01:10:53Go get her
01:11:00And now
01:11:00A new radio single from Mercedes
01:11:04Ah
01:11:05This song is good
01:11:29I thought lesbians were supposed to be good at directions
01:11:31This is painful
01:11:36Pick up
01:11:38Pick up
01:11:39Pick up
01:11:53Side window
01:11:55Side window
01:11:56Side window
01:12:03No
01:12:04Can someone do something?
01:12:06Can someone do something?
01:12:08I love my ex
01:12:08My defense
01:12:09I love my ex
01:12:11Oh, I love my ex
01:12:15I love my ex
01:12:16I love my ex
01:12:18Oh, I love my ex
01:12:21I love my ex
01:12:36Bye
01:12:39Bye
01:12:40Bye
01:12:40I'm sorry
01:12:42What is this town?
01:12:43A maze?
01:12:45I feel so stupid
01:12:46Don't
01:12:47Look, I'm sorry
01:12:48It was just
01:12:49It was way too soon
01:12:50I'm not talking about the proposal
01:12:53I can't believe I was too stupid
01:12:54Not to see what was going on
01:12:55Between you and Jessica
01:12:57It's Jules
01:12:57Whatever
01:12:58But nothing was happening between us
01:13:01Well, we did kiss
01:13:03You kissed?
01:13:05When?
01:13:06A few days ago
01:13:07Yes, but we were broken up
01:13:09Wait, wait
01:13:10Was this the same night that I arrived?
01:13:12No, of course not
01:13:14Wait, did you get back with your ex
01:13:16The same night that Tina had a heart attack?
01:13:18Okay, first of all
01:13:19It was angina
01:13:20And how did this get turned back on me?
01:13:22How did you fall in love with someone you barely know so quickly?
01:13:27Did I really mean that a little to you?
01:13:29No, why?
01:13:29Barely knew
01:13:30We dated for two years in high school
01:13:34Really?
01:13:39I can explain
01:13:40And this is exactly why I don't date small town lesbians
01:13:45It's just too messy
01:13:46Oh, please
01:13:47Like L.A. is any better
01:13:48The chart looks like a fucking galaxy
01:13:50Okay
01:13:51Let me just get this straight
01:13:53So you got back with your ex
01:13:55The same night
01:13:56No
01:13:57Which means you didn't actually like me
01:13:59Jules
01:13:59And you never even told her that we dated?
01:14:03God, it's been over ten years
01:14:05And you're still hiding me
01:14:08And then to top it all off
01:14:09You had the audacity to get mad at me?
01:14:12Am I missing anything here?
01:14:15I think you nailed it there, Jamie
01:14:17The only good thing
01:14:18To come from all of this
01:14:20Is that I'm gonna get one hell of a breakup album
01:14:25I cannot wait to listen to that
01:14:30You, you haven't changed one bit
01:14:36Guys, wait
01:14:54How to lose two girls in ten minutes
01:14:56The Maggie Pierce story
01:14:59You know, maybe next year you can bring home Fern
01:15:01It'll be a yearly X-mas tradition
01:15:08You know, it's only fun to rip on you when you rip back
01:15:11Talk to me
01:15:13You okay?
01:15:15I think I really messed up this time
01:15:18Well, stay and make it up to Jules
01:15:20Or if you don't want Jules
01:15:21Go back to L.A. and make it up to Vi
01:15:24It's actually pretty simple
01:15:26I vote Threpple
01:15:28But no one seems to be asking for my opinion
01:15:31Hello?
01:15:33God
01:15:34So annoying
01:15:36I don't even know how I'd get her back
01:15:39And her is
01:15:42I gotta go
01:15:43I'm gonna miss my flight
01:15:44Wait, who is her, Max?
01:15:46No, wait, wait, tell me
01:15:47Who is her, Jules?
01:15:48No, Vi
01:15:49It's Vi
01:15:50Lola
01:15:52Hey
01:15:53Glad you could come
01:15:54Happy New Year
01:15:55Hey
01:15:56I think there's about a, what, half an hour?
01:16:00It's business casual
01:16:01Hey
01:16:01Guys, I love you
01:16:02You guys doing okay?
01:16:02You need some drinks?
01:16:04This is business casual
01:16:05I brought a drink for you
01:16:06Happy New Year
01:16:08That's weird
01:16:09That's weird
01:16:10Good to see you
01:16:10I'm glad you can try
01:16:26I love you
01:16:28Cheer up
01:16:29It's going to be a new year
01:16:31Maybe it's time to get back out there
01:16:33Maybe it's time to get back out there
01:16:33There are a ton of eligible women here
01:16:35Like who?
01:16:36Megan
01:16:37She just got a key to the city
01:16:39The whole city
01:16:41I really will just give that key to anyone
01:16:45Thanks guys
01:16:45But I feel like maybe I'm just meant to be alone
01:16:49It's in my DNA
01:16:49Like Tina
01:16:50My sweet hero
01:16:53Well, I'm rooting for you and Megan
01:16:56Happy New Year
01:17:13Two minutes till midnight
01:17:16Hey, what are you doing here?
01:17:18Um, where's Jules?
01:17:19Um, I don't know
01:17:20She's here somewhere
01:17:33I know we saw each other last night
01:17:35But I already miss you
01:17:39I made a mistake
01:17:41I am such an idiot
01:17:43Can you forgive me?
01:17:44Don't go spending that $50
01:17:51I hate that I chose L.A. over you
01:17:55I hate that when I come home
01:17:57It's not to you
01:17:58And I hate that I'm the reason why
01:18:02I miss talking to you
01:18:05I miss you every single day
01:18:08Babe, what are you
01:18:10I want to be your midnight kiss
01:18:13Every year, forever
01:18:15Happy New Year's
01:18:16Jules
01:18:24Okay, people
01:18:25Give them some privacy
01:18:26God, why is everyone so nosy in this town?
01:18:31This is the phone that I had
01:18:33When we graduated high school
01:18:35You know you can recycle it, right?
01:18:38On it are drafts
01:18:40And drafts of text messages
01:18:42That I never sent you
01:18:44I thought about you a lot
01:18:46Jules
01:18:48Every single day
01:18:50Actually
01:18:50Even after we broke up
01:18:56And I should have told you all of this
01:18:58When we were still together
01:19:00And when I went to L.A.
01:19:02And even when we saw each other this year
01:19:05But here it is
01:19:09I'm yours
01:19:10If you want me
01:19:15Please say you want me
01:19:19Attention everyone
01:19:20I, Maggie Pierce
01:19:22Am completely and utterly in love
01:19:25With Julianne Alba
01:19:28Jules
01:19:29You are impossible to forget
01:19:34Of course I still want you
01:19:35I just heard a rumor
01:20:05that maggie's going to propose soon but that doesn't make any sense to me because i thought
01:20:10julianne was the top but it would appear that maggie is the top oh i need to read the lesbian
01:20:17handbook again that chapter about when your ex dates your ex's ex that's too confusing
01:20:27are all lesbians exes all of them maggie and julianne they moved to new york together
01:20:33and she got a recurring role on a show as a lesbian nun and now all of america loves her
01:20:41give her an oscar already if it wasn't very meddling in people's affairs i really don't
01:20:47know if max and jules would have gone together did you hear about the smiths they died technically
01:20:54they're doing a year-long cruise but what's the difference this town speaks and gossips it's alive
01:21:08okay come on we're late
01:21:13i am an ugly ugly man i would do me 100 percent okay let's get going wait and one more
01:21:24we're introducing oh holly knight
01:21:38you could have shaved joe
01:21:46wow
01:21:49so this is every year
01:21:52every year let's do it
01:22:21i don't need pretty lights
01:22:24it's on christmas morning around the tree
01:22:28santa's been taking his sweet time and there's no
01:22:32i don't guarantee that
01:22:34i guarantee that her and me
01:22:36were meant to be
01:22:39but i've been waiting so patiently
01:22:45she is the reason i am
01:22:48filled with happiness this season not a jingle or a bell can make me smile till christmas day
01:22:56i'll make her mine this holiday
01:23:15i don't need sugar plums or candy canes to get my fix
01:23:21she's sweet enough to keep me up until
01:23:26december 26th
01:23:28and she could be with me
01:23:33oh i've been waiting so patiently
01:23:39she is the reason i am filled with happiness this season not a jingle or a bell can make me
01:23:47smile till christmas day
01:24:01i'll make you mine this holiday
01:24:04Da da da da Da da da
01:24:07Da da da da
01:24:22You
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