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Craving My Brother's Best Friend Englishsub ⚡️🍿
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00:00:05Open your legs up for me.
00:00:07Wider.
00:00:08Like that?
00:00:09Like that.
00:00:16Oh yeah, right there.
00:00:20Are you sure you're ready for me to take a virginity?
00:00:23This is the only thing I've ever wanted in my whole life.
00:00:25I only want you.
00:00:30Your brother's gonna kill me.
00:00:32But I don't care.
00:00:34You're all I've ever wanted to.
00:00:47That's how Brett Harrison, the star quarterback, my brother's best friend, claimed my soul, my body, and my virginity on
00:00:53my 18th birthday.
00:00:55In my fantasy, anyway.
00:00:57Brett has been the leading man of my smut fanfic for a year.
00:01:01In reality, he's completely out of my league.
00:01:03It's pure tragic.
00:01:05Not only is he the star quarterback, but he's also my brother's best friend.
00:01:08So to him, I'm just a little sister.
00:01:12Oh shit!
00:01:14Fucking dumb ass!
00:01:16Stupid!
00:01:18Stupid!
00:01:20Pay attention to what you're doing.
00:01:22Could've been really bad.
00:01:25Oh fuck.
00:01:26Oh my god.
00:01:28What?
00:01:29No.
00:01:30No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:01:31What?
00:01:32Oh my god.
00:01:33Tell me I didn't just send Brett Harrison a 4,000 word pure smut.
00:01:38Starring him!
00:01:42Alright.
00:01:44Welcome to the kingdom, Allie.
00:01:45You crash here when I'm off at the league this year.
00:01:48This is awesome.
00:01:49I mean finally, no rules, no parents.
00:01:52And best of all, there's no you.
00:01:56But you are welcome to my housewarming party tonight.
00:01:59But bring something.
00:02:00Not so fast.
00:02:01You're not staying here alone.
00:02:03I got you a roommate.
00:02:04And he's gonna keep an eye on you.
00:02:05What?
00:02:06A roommate?
00:02:07No, I'm an adult.
00:02:09I don't need a babysitter, Mom.
00:02:10No, no.
00:02:11You're a big baby.
00:02:12And you know it.
00:02:13Okay.
00:02:14Fine.
00:02:15Who is it?
00:02:35Hey, roomie.
00:02:36It's been a while.
00:02:37You've, uh, definitely grown up.
00:02:42Oh, you've gotta be kidding me.
00:02:43I'm living with Brett Harrison.
00:02:45The same Brett Harrison.
00:02:47I accidentally emailed a ten page smut about us.
00:02:51Uh, Ellie, my eyes are up here.
00:02:54What?
00:02:54I'm sorry.
00:02:55Allie, quit drooling.
00:02:56Come on, that's gross.
00:02:57I wasn't, I wouldn't call it drooling.
00:03:00I would say it's zoning out.
00:03:02And dude, you gotta start wearing a shirt.
00:03:04Put some actual pants on.
00:03:05You can't go commando in front of my little sister.
00:03:06Yeah, just get out of the shower.
00:03:08I don't care, man.
00:03:09Alright?
00:03:09You're on watch duty now.
00:03:11You gotta keep the horny jacks away from her.
00:03:12Okay?
00:03:13And remember, most important part, row code.
00:03:15We don't mess with each other's sisters.
00:03:17Ron.
00:03:17Ron.
00:03:18I'm gonna go to sleep with you, Ron.
00:03:19Catch you later, okay?
00:03:20Fuck yeah.
00:03:20Alright, catch you after practice, okay?
00:03:22Alright, bye-bye.
00:03:25You know, I don't think that I'm the one having a hard time keeping it in my pants.
00:03:34Hey.
00:03:35Hey.
00:03:36Hey.
00:03:36Reminds me.
00:03:36Have you gotten any weird emails from me?
00:03:41I don't know.
00:03:42Why don't you define weird?
00:03:44It's like a virus maybe, or scam, bug, like anything like that.
00:03:52It's, sometimes they have files that, like, will give you a virus if you open it.
00:03:56So you just don't wanna open it.
00:03:57And if you see anything from me, you should just delete it right away and don't ever look
00:04:01at it.
00:04:02Yeah, right.
00:04:03A virus just happened to write ten pages of smut about us having sex.
00:04:08That's a bummer, huh?
00:04:09Yeah.
00:04:10No, I've been, uh, you know, at a training camp last, like, two weeks, so I'm, uh,
00:04:15any signal.
00:04:16So he hasn't seen me.
00:04:18I'm safe.
00:04:19Why?
00:04:19What's on the email?
00:04:22Why?
00:04:23What's on the email?
00:04:24Anything, uh, scandalous or inappropriate?
00:04:26Anything I should, uh, know about me?
00:04:28Nothing.
00:04:29Nothing.
00:04:29Because you know, like I am, could be looking after you now.
00:04:32You made a promise to Ron, so, uh, if there's anything I need to know about, you should,
00:04:35uh, tell me.
00:04:37No.
00:04:38Nothing.
00:04:39Nothing scandalous.
00:04:39I, I'm gonna go.
00:04:40Actually, I'm, I have to go.
00:04:41Oh, good to see you.
00:04:46Okay.
00:04:47Deep breath.
00:04:48This is my year.
00:04:50New city.
00:04:51New school.
00:04:52I'm gonna make this squad.
00:04:54And I'm not going to think about Brett's stupid, perfect abs.
00:05:15What is a size eight doing in my locker room?
00:05:18Uh, more like a 12.
00:05:23Hi, um, I'm Allison.
00:05:25I would really love to be on your cheerleading team.
00:05:28Sweetie.
00:05:29Cheerleaders need to be liftable and more delicate.
00:05:33You know what I mean?
00:05:34Uh, but I was captain of my high school team and I learned really fast.
00:05:39Okay.
00:05:40You want a shot?
00:05:43But you have to prove your guts first.
00:05:45Okay.
00:05:45Yeah, I'll do anything.
00:05:46Go talk to the football captain.
00:05:48If he's okay with someone your size on the sidelines, then I'm fine with it.
00:05:55Sure.
00:05:55Yeah.
00:05:56Um, where is he?
00:05:58He's in a team meeting.
00:05:59Down the hallway.
00:06:00No door on the left.
00:06:01And just barge in.
00:06:03Be aggressive.
00:06:04He loves them.
00:06:12Oh, I can't with these delusional virgins.
00:06:16She seriously thinks she can just talk to the king of the campus?
00:06:20Brett's gonna eat her alive.
00:06:26Third door.
00:06:27Meeting room.
00:06:28Show him aggression.
00:06:29I got this.
00:06:39Oh my God.
00:06:42Oh my God.
00:06:43You, uh, lost baby girl?
00:06:45Cause, uh, you just come here for a show.
00:06:47We lost and we still gotta stop.
00:06:53Hope you brought your meat pads, virgin.
00:06:56No!
00:06:56No!
00:06:58Don't be shy, baby.
00:07:00Turn around and go.
00:07:07Look, I'm here in official business, okay?
00:07:09I just, I need to see the captain.
00:07:10Actually, uh, I have a captain right here.
00:07:12Were you needing a salute?
00:07:14Um, back off.
00:07:34You looking for me?
00:07:37You looking for me?
00:07:39What do you think you're doing in the boys' locker room?
00:07:42Brett?
00:07:42He's the football captain?
00:07:45Of course he is.
00:07:46Who else could it be?
00:07:48Look, I need to ask you something.
00:07:50You know, you have a habit of walking in on me when I'm half-masing.
00:07:54Brett, this is serious, okay?
00:07:56The girls on the cheerleading team said that I need to ask your permission to be put on the squad.
00:08:00Elson, I think these girls are messing with you.
00:08:02I'm the captain of the team, but that doesn't mean I just side the roster the coach is at.
00:08:06Oh my God.
00:08:07It's all right.
00:08:08Uh, I, I have to go.
00:08:11Cool it down, sweetheart.
00:08:13You look thirsty.
00:08:21Hey, well, great.
00:08:22Well, you guys are going to be running around until you fucking puke.
00:08:24Put it down!
00:08:29What's that?
00:08:30Well, let's get you out of here.
00:08:31I don't want to just see you like this.
00:08:33It's okay, I can just go around.
00:08:34I don't know.
00:08:45I finally did it.
00:08:47The thing I fantasized about since I was 12 years old.
00:08:50I kissed my brother's best friend.
00:08:53And holy hell, it felt good.
00:08:56The captain just got sacked by the team version.
00:09:01What's up, Cheryl?
00:09:04Nice look.
00:09:10Are you guys your bench?
00:09:12It's just a joke.
00:09:14Seriously.
00:09:16The captain just got sacked by the team version.
00:09:20No, look.
00:09:21It's a kisser.
00:09:22In the men's shower, Alison?
00:09:24Unhinged.
00:09:25Does he kiss as good as he looks?
00:09:27Kill me now.
00:09:35What are you doing here?
00:09:37I'm here to pick you up.
00:09:39Obviously.
00:09:41Didn't your practice end like four hours ago?
00:09:43Yes, it did.
00:09:45You've just been waiting.
00:09:46Yeah.
00:09:47And whose fault is that?
00:09:49I messaged you.
00:09:51Oh, crap.
00:09:52I blocked him the second I hit send on that smut.
00:09:54I was dying of embarrassment.
00:09:57I must have missed your message.
00:09:59Sorry.
00:10:00Missed my messenger?
00:10:03You know, I don't think so.
00:10:04I think I've been blocked for a month.
00:10:07Why?
00:10:08Okay, come on.
00:10:09What?
00:10:10Just give it back.
00:10:11Whatever you...
00:10:12Hold on.
00:10:13You're texting Chad?
00:10:15I've been blocked for a month, but you're texting Chad at midnight.
00:10:19You know, Chad is a walking SGD.
00:10:20He sleeps with everything that moves.
00:10:22Are you into that?
00:10:22We're doing a school project together.
00:10:24Ah, a school project.
00:10:25Yes.
00:10:26You know, Chad is definitely known for his academic passions.
00:10:29Well, it's the truth.
00:10:30So, can you just give me my phone back, please?
00:10:32Hold on.
00:10:33Let me do something really quick.
00:10:34What are you doing?
00:10:35There you go.
00:10:36Chad is deleted.
00:10:38What?
00:10:38What?
00:10:38Stop.
00:10:39Dirty them.
00:10:40That's not cool.
00:10:41You can't do that.
00:10:42That's not fair.
00:10:44Ah, yes it is.
00:10:45Because listen, you're my business now.
00:10:48So right now, I want you to open your phone.
00:10:51I said take your phone out.
00:10:55Cool.
00:10:56Do what?
00:10:57I want you to pin my contact to the top.
00:11:08Keep it cool, Alison.
00:11:10Act like you've been in a car before.
00:11:13This is literally my fanfic.
00:11:15The car, the moonlit night, and the brooding quarterback.
00:11:20I'm going to spontaneously combust.
00:11:24You sure you want me to take your attention?
00:11:28This is all I've ever wanted.
00:11:30My whole life.
00:11:32I only have ever wanted you.
00:11:38Yes, Rhett.
00:11:40Harder.
00:11:41Faster.
00:11:42I'm coming.
00:11:44Are you alright?
00:11:45Yes, any a little bit of air.
00:11:47It's really hot in here.
00:11:49I shouldn't mess with her like this.
00:11:51Ron is going to kill me, but she's too cute.
00:11:56No, I just...
00:12:05Oh my god.
00:12:07Even my stories didn't go that far.
00:12:09I mean, if we actually have sex in real life, would I even survive that?
00:12:12You have double XL condoms, you too.
00:12:15I'll tell you this.
00:12:16It's for garage.
00:12:17Do you actually use those?
00:12:19Yeah.
00:12:20They use your face.
00:12:22There's no way.
00:12:23That's like a sleeping bag.
00:12:26What did you like to know?
00:12:31Yeah, well, you're the one leaving your stash out in the open, so...
00:12:34Yeah, you're the one who tackled me in the boys' locker.
00:12:37You kissed me back.
00:12:39You basically attacked me.
00:12:40I was just trying not to crack my head against the floor.
00:12:48No!
00:12:48Pathetic.
00:12:49I'm actually pathetic.
00:12:50I thought he kissed me back.
00:12:52I'm such an idiot.
00:12:54Forget I said anything.
00:12:56You know what, why don't we talk about something that matters?
00:12:58Now that you're my responsibility, we're going to sit in some new ground rules.
00:13:02Excuse me?
00:13:03There's going to be a 9pm curfew.
00:13:06No parties, no frat boys.
00:13:08And you're going to share your live location with me all the time.
00:13:10Are you insane?
00:13:12Who do you think you are?
00:13:13My father?
00:13:19I'm your roommate.
00:13:20And I'm also your brother's best friend.
00:13:24So he does just see me as a liability.
00:13:28Yeah.
00:13:29We're roommates.
00:13:30And that means we're equals.
00:13:32And that means you don't get to tell me what to do.
00:13:35So you're forgetting the point where I said that I am your brother's best friend.
00:13:39And Ron has already given me permission to boss you around and do whatever I want you to do to
00:13:44make sure that you're safe.
00:13:44Why don't you consider me?
00:13:47Why don't you consider me your brother Pro Max?
00:13:49Nope.
00:13:51Definitely not thinking of him as a brother extra large.
00:13:54No.
00:13:54Pro Max.
00:13:55Not when he looks like that.
00:13:59You're a pregnant woman.
00:14:01Yeah.
00:14:02You're a pregnant woman.
00:14:02This whole thing is ridiculous.
00:14:06First, you delete my friend's number from my phone.
00:14:09Now you're trying to talk to me about curfews and what parties I can go to.
00:14:12You don't care.
00:14:13Tell me about them.
00:14:14I'm not your prisoner.
00:14:16You don't control what I do.
00:14:18I'm not your prisoner.
00:14:28You don't control what I do.
00:14:31Freshman initiation party tonight at Club Vibe.
00:14:35Fetish slash lingerie dress code.
00:14:38Mandatory for all wannabe cheerleaders.
00:14:42Lingerie?
00:14:43Seriously?
00:14:45But if I don't go, it'll be social suicide and I'll never make the squat.
00:14:49I'm not letting Rita win.
00:14:52I'm your roommate.
00:14:53And I'm also your brother's best friend.
00:14:55Since that's all he wants to be, a roommate, my brother's best friend, screw him.
00:15:00I don't take orders from those.
00:15:04I don't have lunch like me.
00:15:30look everyone the strippers arrived let's all give little miss hooker a round of applause for
00:15:36being tonight's entertainment thanks at least i don't look so ordinary you spend so much of
00:15:45your life trying to embarrass me i'm starting to think you have a crush rita now are we gonna
00:15:52have some fun or is everyone just gonna stand around taking pictures of me all night
00:15:58turn the music up let's play a game
00:16:14i dare you to call a guy and get him to come here and make out with you right now
00:16:25shit i don't have any guy friends here chad is deleted and i can't call brett
00:16:31what's the matter no guys want you tick tock sweetie
00:16:37she's stalling she doesn't have anyone to help you can't get a guy you dress like a hooker
00:16:43you flash your tits enough single man wants to claim yours just give me a second
00:17:05that is punishment for wasting your time but you're so thirsty lick it up
00:17:27what's up where are you not club vibe i am i lost a dare yeah what kind of dare
00:17:38i need a man to claim me in front of everyone
00:17:42allison you're asking me to go to a club after i told you that i didn't think it was a
00:17:46good
00:17:46idea for you to go out at night come on brett please this is serious can you just come get
00:17:51me no allison you know what you want to break the rules you enjoy your night brett please
00:18:00how dare you even think brett he'd rather die than be seen with a slut like you
00:18:05you literally stalked him into the men's showers i'm surprised he hasn't signed a restraining order
00:18:16yet where do you think you're going grab her no get off of me you lost the dare you pay
00:18:23the price
00:18:26you need to loosen up you couldn't get brett to touch you that's fine we'll help you lower your standards
00:18:46what was it oh jason here has volunteered to help you finish your dare
00:18:56please come on sweetheart that dare is a dare stop fighting i'm doing you a favor
00:19:04i'm taking that v-card out of your ass
00:19:14please please stop please
00:19:17getting this that's what gets used
00:19:21hey asshole
00:19:34don't you ever put your hands in my girl again don't you ever put your hands in my girl again
00:19:47this is a total overreaction jason and allie were just having fun together
00:19:52i mean look at how she's dressed she's practically begging for it
00:20:06you know i better not see any videos of this online or else you are fucking dumb
00:20:11and that goes for everybody
00:20:13i don't want to see one picture of one video does everybody understand that
00:20:19great
00:20:20we'll delete them right now
00:20:26you okay
00:20:28come on let's go
00:20:37hey hey what do you think you're doing huh
00:20:41sneaking out going to a place like this
00:20:44what'd happen if i hadn't shown up huh
00:20:47what did you mean back there
00:20:52back where
00:20:54when you told everyone
00:20:57that i'm your girl
00:20:59the literal meaning
00:21:01i completely lost it when that piece of shit was touching me
00:21:05i told ron that i was going to protect you
00:21:07and that's exactly what i'm doing
00:21:10yeah
00:21:12i know
00:21:13because i'm just ron's little sister huh
00:21:15always causing trouble
00:21:16please just put this up
00:21:19happy
00:21:19yeah
00:21:25well you know what i don't think it's a good idea for you to be going anywhere
00:21:27dressed like this
00:21:28like i'm desperate
00:21:29no that's not true
00:21:30i know
00:21:30okay i'm a total joke
00:21:32bullshit
00:21:32you're trying to impress people that don't matter
00:21:34okay
00:21:35these people are not your friends
00:21:36and you're lowering your standards
00:21:37i know
00:21:38i know
00:21:38obviously i know rita's not my friend
00:21:40and i know that i'm a pathetic loser
00:21:42and i know that i'm not good enough for you
00:21:45that's not true
00:21:47fuck rita
00:21:49fuck everybody
00:21:51i'll send you perfect just the way that you are
00:21:53i don't want to be me okay
00:21:54i want to be liked
00:21:56i want to be wanted
00:21:57and i want someone
00:21:58who will answer when i call them
00:22:00i'll always answer when you call
00:22:02i'll always be there
00:22:03so what does that mean
00:22:06what does that mean for us
00:22:07what am i
00:22:09to you brent
00:22:10i'm losing my mind
00:22:12i know the rules
00:22:13but
00:22:14look at her
00:22:15all i can think
00:22:17just this once
00:22:20what
00:22:23say it
00:22:24just say it
00:22:24i'm really trying not to get you hurt in all this
00:22:27because i'm just ron's little sister
00:22:29no
00:22:30it's the only reason you look at me huh
00:22:32that is not true
00:22:33then tell me
00:22:34that you don't feel anything when you look at me
00:22:36tell me there's nothing happening right now
00:22:38i can't
00:22:41and you can't actually do anything about it either
00:22:44so you know what
00:22:45just forget it
00:22:46forget i said anything
00:22:50i'm done begging you
00:22:51i'm done
00:22:52no alison alison stop it
00:23:00listen
00:23:00there is a line
00:23:02that i am trying
00:23:03to not
00:23:04cross
00:23:04why
00:23:05because if i do
00:23:07i won't be able to stop
00:23:11it says that you have to stop
00:23:15please don't stop
00:23:17please don't stop
00:23:19please don't stop
00:23:23please
00:23:37what are you doing
00:23:39we're hurting everything
00:23:51you know
00:23:53what's up loser
00:23:58ali
00:23:59are
00:23:59are you with brett right now
00:24:03swear to god guys
00:24:04what are you doing right now
00:24:05talk to me
00:24:06please don't go
00:24:10what is he doing
00:24:11is he seriously going to kiss me
00:24:13in front of ron
00:24:19yeah your eyes are super red
00:24:21hey ron what's up man
00:24:22ali called me
00:24:24dumbass
00:24:24and i had to sign up
00:24:25to see your face
00:24:26two inches away from hers
00:24:27so you guys better have a good ass
00:24:29explanation right now
00:24:30or i'm gonna come over there
00:24:31and beat your ass
00:24:32it's it was an accident okay we just
00:24:35i butt dialed you
00:24:36we went to the freshman party
00:24:39and and i was leaving and something got in my eye
00:24:42and so brett was helping me and i was holding the flashlight
00:24:46okay chill
00:24:47really
00:24:48yeah look
00:24:53it's really dry okay my eyes like dying
00:24:57all right brett if that's true
00:24:59you guys got to take here to
00:25:00i don't know like an urgent care right now or something
00:25:02i need you to take care of that
00:25:04i was uh i was going to right after
00:25:05i got it
00:25:08peace
00:25:08bye
00:25:12oh my god that was really really close
00:25:15hey but uh
00:25:17what's going on we should
00:25:18you forgot something
00:25:19no ellie
00:25:20it's late
00:25:21come on you almost kissed me
00:25:22hey allison
00:25:25stop
00:25:30quit acting so childish
00:25:35you know the only thing that i need to quit
00:25:39is you
00:25:47all right ladies physical assessments today
00:25:51allison you're first
00:26:24damn allison i see you
00:26:27hey looking flexible allison
00:26:30you can wrap those legs around my shoulders any day baby
00:26:33shut up
00:26:41hey uh
00:26:42hey
00:26:44watch it
00:26:45what's your problem
00:26:56partner up
00:26:57stretching drills
00:27:02solo allison
00:27:04let me out
00:27:05no hands on
00:27:08i'm okay
00:27:09come on
00:27:10you'll be fine
00:27:11i promise
00:27:13look chad
00:27:15you're really
00:27:15oh excuse me
00:27:19i'm not
00:27:20with anyone
00:27:21um
00:27:23i don't need rescuing
00:27:24so
00:27:24that's right
00:27:25she doesn't need to keep her brett
00:27:29choose me
00:27:33walk away chad
00:27:35right now
00:27:38whatever man
00:27:39you're lost
00:27:45what are you doing
00:27:47are you jealous or something
00:27:49no i'm not jealous
00:27:50what was that
00:27:51i promised ron that i would take care of you
00:27:53keeping the vultures away
00:27:54just doing my job
00:27:57first exercise
00:27:59partner sit-ups
00:28:02all right come on
00:28:04you first
00:28:11let's go
00:28:12we don't have all day
00:28:13you ready mucky
00:28:15i'm trying to detox brett
00:28:17but how am i supposed to do that if he's everywhere
00:28:19let's go
00:28:20we don't have all day
00:28:22you want to play
00:28:23fine
00:28:25let's play
00:28:56what do you think you're doing
00:28:57huh
00:28:59i'm not doing anything
00:29:00stop it
00:29:02stop where
00:29:06switch positions
00:29:08your turn
00:29:21whenever you're ready
00:29:23she's trying to kill me
00:29:25and it's working
00:29:31she's your best friend's sister
00:29:33it's the forbidden fruit
00:29:36ron is gonna murder me
00:29:44what the hell am i doing
00:29:50what the hell am i doing
00:29:52you okay
00:29:54and done
00:29:55allison
00:29:56you killed it today
00:29:58you're gonna be our lead flyer in the next game
00:30:02really
00:30:03wow thank you
00:30:07congratulations
00:30:08uh
00:30:09quit flirting you two
00:30:15you know what i mean
00:30:45can you please get me a paper towel
00:30:47yeah yeah for sure
00:30:48here
00:30:48thank you
00:30:49jesus i'm so sorry
00:30:51it's fine
00:30:52okay brain bleach
00:30:54i need brain bleach but
00:30:57damn it how do i unsee that
00:30:59how do i stop my heart from kicking its way out of my chest
00:31:02okay it's fine just
00:31:03it's okay just forget it okay
00:31:05i'm doing laundry
00:31:06i'm sorry i spilled milk on you
00:31:08i um didn't
00:31:10you know you're not really wearing any clothes
00:31:12and it
00:31:14and neither are you
00:31:15you're just as dressed as i am
00:31:16you're wearing shorts and nothing else
00:31:18and you're not looking where you're going
00:31:20so
00:31:20okay i said i was sorry
00:31:21all right
00:31:22listen i just
00:31:24why aren't you still here
00:31:27why aren't you still here
00:31:28why wouldn't i be here
00:31:29this is my morning routine
00:31:30i don't know it's 8 30
00:31:33isn't the whole cheer squad supposed to be meeting today at 7 o'clock for like a hair and makeup
00:31:35thing
00:31:36what nobody told me that had
00:31:40oh my god she's gonna kill me
00:31:42this is how i'm gonna get kicked off the team
00:31:43she's gonna she's gonna kill me because i'm late for our first performance
00:31:46hey hey hey it's okay
00:31:49okay thank you
00:32:03get all your stuff
00:32:04yeah
00:32:05um
00:32:06i have to go
00:32:07okay
00:32:08thanks
00:32:09bye
00:32:18did you just see that
00:32:19that rookie just rolled up with brett harrison
00:32:22and she was in the shotgun
00:32:24never lets any girl sit there
00:32:26enjoy it while it lasts
00:32:28nobody takes brett from me
00:32:38hey uh sorry i'm late i didn't know the call time was 7 a.m
00:32:42don't make excuses scott
00:32:44late is late
00:32:45you're just too lazy
00:32:56hey what's your problem
00:32:57my problem is you dragging the whole team down
00:33:00it's the first game and you can't even be on time
00:33:02like i said nobody
00:33:04like i said nobody
00:33:07no hey stop
00:33:09are you crazy
00:33:11consider this a lesson
00:33:13to understand punctuality
00:33:16stop
00:33:17you want to fight
00:33:19i'll give you a reason
00:33:26hey hey what are you doing
00:33:27what do you think you're doing huh
00:33:28get your fucking hands off
00:33:30this is the girl's locker room
00:33:31cool get out
00:33:34get out of here
00:33:35all of you get out of here right now
00:33:36did you hear me get out
00:33:42you okay
00:33:44it's fine
00:33:46i just can't go out there like this so
00:33:49i'm just gonna have to tell coach that i'm sick or something
00:33:51it's gonna be okay we have enough time
00:33:53trust me
00:33:57hi hello
00:33:58listen i need you to go to the school
00:34:00and i need you to meet me in the woman's locker room
00:34:01right now
00:34:06all right
00:34:07hey listen
00:34:08use my jersey
00:34:09make it look better than the original
00:34:11all right
00:34:35oh shit
00:34:37is that even Allison
00:34:48she looks
00:34:50she looks
00:34:50stony
00:34:53look at you you look uh you look fantastic
00:34:56you know i think you look better in that jersey than i ever do
00:34:58it's because you've never had to wear eyeliner
00:35:00you know that's true that's that's true i have
00:35:02hey are you sure it's okay that we cut up your jersey right before the game
00:35:07nah you're the only thing here that managed me
00:35:11really
00:35:12okay to you as as your best friend's sister to you as your best friend's sister of course
00:35:41are you sure it's like you're gonna have to do so you're gonna have to pick a
00:36:00put a leg
00:36:11Shout out loud
00:36:17Uh-huh, uh-huh, oh, yeah
00:36:25Oh, yeah
00:36:35Who is that girl? She's on fire
00:36:38It's Alison Scott
00:36:39I didn't know she had moves
00:36:45How this thing is serious is so hot
00:36:48I mean, damn
00:36:49I'm definitely making my move after the game tonight
00:36:52Body in that uniform
00:36:53Woo!
00:36:55She's getting lucky tonight
00:36:57Stay with me
00:36:58I don't have to
00:36:59See, girls like that
00:37:00They always come running to guys like me
00:37:03I'm telling you right now
00:37:04You don't fuck off
00:37:05The only thing that's gonna be chasing
00:37:07Is my fist
00:37:18He's on the 30-yard line
00:37:20The 20
00:37:21The 10
00:37:25Touchdown!
00:37:26Matt Harrison does it again
00:37:28State wins
00:37:46Hey, congrats on the win, Captain
00:37:48That was really good
00:37:49Thank you
00:37:49You know, it's really just another Tuesday for me
00:37:52Hey, shut up
00:37:57You're a kid
00:37:58Kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
00:38:09oh my god is he actually going to kiss me in front of the entire stadium
00:38:15Yes, yes, yes!
00:38:17Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!
00:38:21Yes, yes, yes, yes!
00:38:24Now we've got ourselves a good old kiss camp standoff.
00:38:27Haven't seen one of these in years.
00:38:29Come on, Allison. Let's give the people what they want.
00:38:35I know I shouldn't kiss my brother's best friend.
00:38:41But I want it.
00:38:58Wait, what?
00:39:04I can't believe this is happening
00:39:06Kiss Kim, me and Brett
00:39:17Allison, don't pass out
00:39:22Thanks for keeping chat at bay
00:39:25No problem
00:39:34This is insane
00:39:35I shouldn't kiss my best friend's sister
00:39:38But it feels so right
00:39:41I've never wanted to end
00:39:47Harrison
00:39:53Harrison
00:39:56Oh shit
00:39:56What the hell do you think you're doing
00:39:58Kissing my sister and from the entire school
00:40:00Ron, just calm down, okay?
00:40:01You're making a scene
00:40:02I'm making a scene?
00:40:03Yeah
00:40:03I'm making a scene
00:40:04You two were swallowing each other's faces on the Jumbotron
00:40:07Stop beating like this, okay?
00:40:10Are you serious right now?
00:40:11If I hadn't stepped in
00:40:12You two would have needed to get a room
00:40:16You're unbelievable
00:40:18I hate you
00:40:22Dude, I'm
00:40:23No, no, no
00:40:23You cut the crap
00:40:24You tell me right now
00:40:25What's happening between you two
00:40:26I promise
00:40:27Do not bullshit me
00:40:28Do not bullshit me
00:40:29Absolutely nothing
00:40:30I'm serious
00:40:31Nothing
00:40:32Fucking lying
00:40:33I saw the way you kissed her
00:40:34Okay?
00:40:35She is not another one of your conquests
00:40:37I know that
00:40:38So you stay in your lane
00:40:39Because she is my sister
00:40:41And I'm warning you
00:40:42You do not cross me
00:40:43You do not
00:40:44I promise
00:40:45Dude
00:40:46Fuck
00:40:50Okay
00:40:51Hey, we need to talk
00:40:53No
00:40:54I sound like a mom
00:40:57This is ridiculous
00:40:58Why am I texting him?
00:40:59He's literally in the next room
00:41:01You know what?
00:41:03Just go in there
00:41:04Just ask him
00:41:05Hey, Brett
00:41:06What the hell was that kiss?
00:41:08He kissed me back
00:41:09He can't deny it this time
00:41:11It's recorded
00:41:12And live streamed
00:41:14Okay
00:41:15Do
00:41:16Or die
00:41:22What are you doing?
00:41:24Getting groceries
00:41:24What do you think I'm doing?
00:41:26I'm taking a hot bath
00:41:27Well, I think you should do something else
00:41:30I think this hot tub
00:41:31Is big enough for both of us
00:41:32She has no idea
00:41:34What she's doing to me
00:41:36Brett
00:41:37What happened at the kiss camp today?
00:41:40I know you didn't hate it
00:41:41I can't talk about the kiss camp
00:41:45Hi
00:41:46You can't talk about the kiss camp?
00:41:48Like, are you that much of a coward?
00:41:50Oh, you know what?
00:41:51I'm not talking about the kiss camp thing
00:41:52Because there's nothing to talk about
00:41:55It was a kiss camp at a game
00:41:56And we did it
00:41:57Do you want to get real, Ellie?
00:41:59The fun's over
00:41:59It's finished
00:42:01Do you understand?
00:42:05Don't you dare
00:42:05No, don't you dare look like that
00:42:07I'm not doing it
00:42:07No, no, no
00:42:08That's not fair, okay?
00:42:09Do you think I'm trying to be a jerk?
00:42:10Do you think I'm trying to be an asshole?
00:42:13Don't you understand how hard
00:42:14You're making this for me?
00:42:15You're coming in here
00:42:15In your fucking bikini, huh?
00:42:17Yeah, I know what you're doing
00:42:18I'm not doing anything
00:42:19Yes, you are
00:42:21You know what?
00:42:22Even if I was
00:42:22I guess I'm just playing into the game
00:42:25Because that's all this is
00:42:26Yeah?
00:42:27Okay, so then earlier
00:42:28I should have kissed Chad
00:42:30I had two options
00:42:31You and him
00:42:32And I picked wrong
00:42:36Don't say stupid shit like that, Ellie
00:42:39Jack's a predator
00:42:40And a loser
00:42:41And you do deserve somebody
00:42:43A lot better than that, okay?
00:42:46I can't
00:42:52Oh
00:42:54Is he hard?
00:43:00Or at least Chad is honest about what he wants
00:43:03You don't think I'd be honest?
00:43:09Oh, it's getting hot in here
00:43:11You know
00:43:13Biology
00:43:15Whether it's biology or not
00:43:19I'm the one who's causing it
00:43:24Allie
00:43:25Brett
00:43:25You guys out here?
00:43:27Fucking shit
00:43:27What the fuck is he doing here?
00:43:29You have to get out
00:43:29I can't get out
00:43:30If I get out
00:43:30He's gonna see me with my flagpole
00:43:32And he's gonna kill me
00:43:32Okay, well, yeah
00:43:33He definitely can't see us like this
00:43:34So I
00:43:35I'm gonna get out
00:43:36Okay, cool
00:43:38Allie, hey
00:43:39Oh my god, he's telling you
00:43:41Allie, hey
00:43:42Just get under
00:43:42Get under what?
00:43:43Brett?
00:43:43Get down
00:43:44We have to get down
00:43:49Allie
00:43:49Hi
00:43:50Shown alone?
00:43:52Yeah, but I'm naked
00:43:53Why?
00:43:54I'm naked
00:43:54Get out
00:43:57You're
00:43:58You're not, though
00:44:00Okay, well
00:44:01I also have a vibe
00:44:03And you're ruining it
00:44:04So
00:44:04I'm sorry
00:44:05I just
00:44:05I wanted to get my charger
00:44:06I left it on here yesterday
00:44:08You got it
00:44:09I also wanted to say that
00:44:12I think you did a great job
00:44:13You did a great job today
00:44:15I mean it
00:44:16You kicked ass
00:44:16And I'm sorry that I was
00:44:19An asshole about it
00:44:21Thanks
00:44:28Okay, but what was the kiss cam thing?
00:44:30Seeing my best friend
00:44:31Just suck my sister's face off
00:44:34Traumatized me
00:44:35So I'm just wondering
00:44:36So I'm just wondering why you did that
00:44:38Ron
00:44:40I mean it's a kiss cam
00:44:41It's a game
00:44:42Everyone does it
00:44:44A game?
00:44:44I just feel like it's kind of
00:44:46I don't know
00:44:46A dream
00:44:47This is a guy that you've
00:44:48Had a crush on your whole life
00:44:49Well
00:44:50It was him
00:44:51Or it was Chad
00:44:51So
00:44:52Who did you want me to pick?
00:44:53That's fair
00:44:55Chad sucks
00:44:56Yeah
00:44:57Tone it down a little bit
00:44:58Okay?
00:44:59Okay
00:44:59He's my best friend
00:44:59And I don't want things to be weird
00:45:02They won't be
00:45:06Okay
00:45:07Thanks
00:45:10What was that?
00:45:13What was that?
00:45:16Sorry
00:45:16I got water in my nose
00:45:18Okay
00:45:18I'm okay
00:45:19Don't drown
00:45:19Okay
00:45:20Okay
00:45:20Have a good soak I guess
00:45:22Okay
00:45:23Bye
00:45:31God the animal's gonna die
00:45:34Good talk
00:45:35Wait
00:45:39I have to ask you something
00:45:41I'm going to ask him out
00:45:42On a date
00:45:43Don't be the little sister Allison
00:45:45Be the girl he kissed
00:45:46There's this
00:45:48Like stupid
00:45:49Good event
00:45:49Good event
00:45:50I think tomorrow
00:45:50I was just
00:45:52Wondering if you
00:45:53Would want to go with me
00:46:00Got plans
00:46:01Allie
00:46:05Okay
00:46:05Yeah whatever
00:46:06I just
00:46:07I just
00:46:20Rhett?
00:46:24I guess we have the same plans
00:46:31Except his
00:46:32Except his
00:46:32Except his are with Rita
00:46:32Not me
00:46:43Look
00:46:43Charity case is running a charity sale
00:46:46She's finally getting back
00:46:47Did you know Allison hand makes these little trinkets?
00:46:50It's giving kindergarten arts and crafts
00:46:52I didn't know you two were coming together
00:46:55I came by myself
00:46:56Brett was kind enough to help me with my family's donation
00:47:00Daddy donated a little of his collection
00:47:02Nothing major
00:47:03Just some Birkin bags
00:47:05Some vintage Rolex watches
00:47:07Let's see what you're peddling here Allie
00:47:11Huh
00:47:12How much are you asking for this?
00:47:14Fifteen dollars
00:47:15I made it myself
00:47:18Fifteen dollars?
00:47:19For some plastic and twine
00:47:20You don't have to buy it
00:47:22It's ambitious
00:47:24You know I don't think it's ambitious enough
00:47:27I'm gonna take every single one of these bracelets
00:47:33You want to say five hundred dollars a piece?
00:47:37Are you insane?
00:47:39You actually want this garbage
00:47:40You know I value the artist
00:47:42That's just how expensive something looks
00:47:43So five hundred dollars?
00:47:45What's that supposed to mean?
00:47:46She's nothing
00:47:47No you're nothing
00:47:48Especially compared to her
00:47:50How dare you compare me to this peasant?
00:47:54Why don't you get out of here?
00:47:56No I'm serious
00:47:56Don't come back to this table again
00:48:01You know I do think this stuff is pretty
00:48:03What are you doing?
00:48:04What do you mean?
00:48:05You can't keep doing this to me
00:48:07You blew me off yesterday
00:48:08And then today you come
00:48:09And you buy all of my jewelry
00:48:11You're distant with me one second
00:48:13And then you defend me the next
00:48:14What do you want?
00:48:16I'm just trying to
00:48:17No
00:48:18Allison
00:48:19Party at my place
00:48:21Celebrating the big win
00:48:22You coming?
00:48:24I don't know
00:48:25I'm not interested
00:48:27She's a grown woman
00:48:29She can speak for herself
00:48:32So
00:48:32What do you say?
00:48:35You're not going anywhere
00:48:38And there goes the big brother act again
00:48:40Who does he think he is
00:48:41Toying with my feelings like this?
00:48:43You hate Chad, Brett?
00:48:45Fine
00:48:45Chad's my new best friend then
00:48:47No, yeah
00:48:48Sounds fun
00:48:52I'll be there
00:49:02There she is
00:49:03My guest of honor
00:49:06Damn, Allison
00:49:07You look sexy
00:49:08Oh
00:49:10Thanks
00:49:14It's a cool party
00:49:15Yeah, you know
00:49:16I threw this whole thing
00:49:16Just for you
00:49:18Really?
00:49:19For me?
00:49:20Why did you do that?
00:49:22You're single
00:49:22I'm single
00:49:24You need another reason?
00:49:27So what's the deal with you and Brett, huh?
00:49:30No deal
00:49:31There's nothing happening between us
00:49:33He's just a friend of a friend
00:49:35Of my brother
00:49:36So
00:49:37Is his loss
00:49:38My gain?
00:49:42Hey, you picked the wrong guy to kiss on the cam, Allison
00:49:46Let's fix that
00:49:51Yeah
00:49:52No, why not?
00:49:53There's nothing between me and Brett, obviously
00:49:55Maybe I should just move on
00:49:57You ever play the pocky challenge?
00:49:59No
00:49:59What's that?
00:50:00We each bite from one end
00:50:02Until one of us chickens out
00:50:19Damn it
00:50:20Why am I thinking about him at a time like this?
00:50:23Come on, Allison
00:50:24You're already here
00:50:36Fine
00:50:38But I play to win
00:50:43I can check it out
00:50:45Ten bucks say they kiss
00:51:01Dude, what the fuck?
00:51:03Game's over
00:51:03Let's go
00:51:05Excuse me
00:51:05What are you doing, huh?
00:51:06Get off of me
00:51:07What do you think you're doing?
00:51:08You're ruining my night
00:51:09You just think I care that I'm ruining your night?
00:51:11What do you think Rob would think if you knew you were happy?
00:51:12Don't care
00:51:12How about you elect your someone who gives a fuck?
00:51:15Come on
00:51:15No more of these stupid games
00:51:16You don't have to play this shit
00:51:17I know
00:51:18Let's go
00:51:18I don't have to play these stupid games
00:51:20I'm playing them because I want to
00:51:24Get the fuck away from me
00:51:35Oh my god
00:51:36Oh shit
00:51:39Oh shit
00:51:40Oh shit
00:51:40Oh shit
00:51:44Oh shit
00:51:45Ow
00:51:57Oh my god
00:51:58Oh my god
00:51:59Is she okay?
00:52:03Look at me
00:52:04Look at me
00:52:05Look at me
00:52:06You okay?
00:52:07I can't
00:52:08I can't feel it
00:52:10I can't feel it
00:52:11Just try to breathe
00:52:12All right
00:52:13Hey
00:52:16I'm gonna be okay
00:52:18All right
00:52:19Let's get you
00:52:19Hey
00:52:20Let's get you
00:52:24Okay
00:52:25Okay
00:52:25Yeah
00:52:27Get out of my way
00:52:28Move
00:52:31Just put me down Fred
00:52:32All right
00:52:33Here you go
00:52:33Put you down
00:52:34You know you could have died
00:52:37And Chad I mean my god
00:52:39You have no business being around that guy
00:52:40Let alone being this close to kissing him
00:52:42Huh?
00:52:42Anybody who's had a brain cell
00:52:43Would realize he's a total fucking douche bag
00:52:45All right
00:52:45That's not fair
00:52:47What's not fair?
00:52:49What's not fair?
00:52:50What am I not understanding?
00:52:51Huh?
00:52:51What don't I understand?
00:52:52I don't know how this works
00:52:54Okay
00:52:55I'm sorry
00:52:56I'm figuring it out
00:52:57I don't know how guys work all the time
00:52:59You know what?
00:53:00That's fantastic
00:53:00I'm so happy that you're able to admit that
00:53:02Okay
00:53:02You're not any better than me
00:53:04I'm not any better?
00:53:05What did I do?
00:53:06How am I not any better?
00:53:08What are you talking about?
00:53:09You're worse
00:53:09I jumped in the pool
00:53:10I saved your life
00:53:11And now what?
00:53:12I'm an asshole?
00:53:13How am I worse?
00:53:14You're worse
00:53:15Because you saved me when I was drowning
00:53:17Yeah
00:53:17Because you gave me your uniform
00:53:19When mine was ruined
00:53:21Because you caught me
00:53:23When I fell in front of everyone
00:53:24Because you drove me to school
00:53:25When I was late
00:53:26Yeah, I know
00:53:27I sound like such a total jerk
00:53:30You know
00:53:32I don't understand
00:53:34You made me fall in love with you
00:53:39That's the worst thing
00:53:40Don't say that
00:53:41I did
00:53:42No, no
00:53:42I fell in love with you
00:53:43I'm in love with you
00:53:44Stop, stop
00:53:44And you're my brother's best friend
00:53:46I know that
00:53:47I know
00:53:47So then why do you keep swooping in
00:53:49And saving me
00:53:50Like a hero
00:53:51And then pushing me away
00:53:53Am I crazy?
00:53:55Do you not feel anything?
00:53:58Because you're playing with my feelings
00:53:59And you can't keep doing that
00:54:02Okay?
00:54:04I want you to tell me to stop
00:54:07Tell me that you don't want this
00:54:08Tell me you want me to get away from you right now
00:54:10I'm going to tell you to stop
00:54:12I'm never going to tell you to stop
00:54:19Fuck it
00:54:35I've wanted to do that for so long
00:54:45Listen, you had no idea
00:54:46Every single time I saw you with him
00:54:50I always just wanted to tell you
00:54:51That you've always been more to me
00:54:53Than just my best friend's sister
00:54:56Why didn't you say anything?
00:54:59I made a promise to run
00:55:01But you know what?
00:55:08I don't give a fuck about promises anymore
00:55:20I think I met you every day
00:55:23Every morning
00:55:25And every night
00:55:28Every single time I close my eyes
00:55:31It's you that I see
00:55:35Every time
00:55:38Hey
00:55:47I want you to take me
00:55:50Right here
00:55:52Right now
00:56:06So what do we now?
00:56:13What do you want us to be?
00:56:16What do you want me to be?
00:56:19I want you to be mine
00:56:24I think I already am
00:56:29But what about Ron?
00:56:30He's going to kill you
00:56:32I know Ron loves you very much
00:56:34He's very protectable to brother
00:56:36But I think he'll come around
00:56:38When he sees
00:56:41How much I love you
00:56:47I don't know
00:56:48I think
00:56:50I think we should maybe
00:56:51Keep it a secret
00:56:54Just for now
00:56:56I don't want to keep it a secret
00:56:58I know
00:57:01But it's just
00:57:02For a little
00:57:03Until we find the right moment
00:57:06Yeah
00:57:08Yeah
00:57:08I don't know
00:57:09You're with
00:57:11These secret lovers
00:57:29Thinking about you
00:57:38Hi captain
00:57:40When are you coming to pick me up?
00:57:41I am currently stuck
00:57:43In the worst traffic ever right now
00:57:45I'm two seconds away
00:57:45From ditching my car
00:57:46And just sprinting to you
00:57:48Aww
00:57:49Well
00:57:50As much as I'd love
00:57:51To see you running to me
00:57:53Don't
00:57:54My legs are killing me
00:57:56And
00:57:57I really like your car
00:57:59Oh I know you love my car
00:58:00He grabbed me by the waist
00:58:02Hoisting me up
00:58:03Putting me on the hood of his car
00:58:04Brett
00:58:04Stop
00:58:06Don't
00:58:06Read my smut
00:58:07I'm telling you
00:58:08Every single word that you've ever written
00:58:10Is etched into my heart
00:58:11Into my soul
00:58:13Betrayal's kisses from my neck
00:58:15To my breasts
00:58:16Gently sucking
00:58:17And biting
00:58:18Holy shit
00:58:20That is literal trash
00:58:22But why does it sound like
00:58:23Fifty Shades of Grey
00:58:24When he says it?
00:58:26I feel so hot right now
00:58:30Palms my center
00:58:31Slowly massaging my folds
00:58:34Are you wet, Allie?
00:58:36Fuck
00:58:37Fuck
00:58:39Fuck
00:58:40Catching miracles
00:58:41With pockets full of gold
00:58:44Oh my god
00:58:45Someone's coming
00:58:45I have to go take my own death
00:58:47Bye
00:58:47I'm glad that somebody's coming
00:59:08Hey
00:59:09Are you okay?
00:59:10You sounded sick
00:59:11Do you need help?
00:59:12Mind your own business
00:59:13Virgin Mary
00:59:14You think just because Brett
00:59:15Took a chance on you
00:59:16Once you're on my level now?
00:59:18I was just trying to help
00:59:21Save it for someone
00:59:22Who gives a damn
00:59:26Shit
00:59:27Late
00:59:47Brett
00:59:49That's Allison's
00:59:49Uh
00:59:51I found it in the bathroom
00:59:52If I'd known it was your little girlfriends
00:59:53I never would have touched it
01:00:11See what you're up to
01:00:14Hey
01:00:15Hey
01:00:16You found my bag
01:00:17I was looking for that
01:00:18Thank you
01:00:18No problem
01:00:23Attention
01:00:23All members of the cheerleading squad
01:00:25It has been brought to our attention
01:00:27That apparently someone on this squad
01:00:29Is using illegal drugs
01:00:31I strongly suggest
01:00:32Whoever's responsible
01:00:33To come forward now
01:00:35Otherwise
01:00:36Will be forced
01:00:37To contact the campus police
01:00:39For a thorough search
01:00:40Well
01:00:40I think we all know someone
01:00:42Who would do anything
01:00:44To stop being the fat friend
01:00:45Right?
01:00:46I'm sorry
01:00:47But I just saw you throwing up
01:00:48In the bathroom
01:00:48Like ten minutes ago
01:00:49Excuse me
01:00:50I was fixing my makeup
01:00:51It sounded like you were retching
01:00:53And I asked you if you were a
01:00:54Look at this
01:00:55This is perfection
01:00:56It's every girl's dream
01:00:58I don't need shortcuts
01:00:59And we all know someone
01:01:00Who could lose a little weight
01:01:01I mean after all
01:01:02Who came in with
01:01:03Zero athletic ability
01:01:04And suddenly has endless energy
01:01:06Search me
01:01:07I have nothing to hide
01:01:13Your turn Scott
01:01:14Sure
01:01:15But I
01:01:16Rita
01:01:18Jackpot
01:01:20Well well well
01:01:21Look who needs drugs
01:01:23To keep up with the real athletes
01:01:24I knew it
01:01:26No one gets that good
01:01:27That quick
01:01:28Without cheating
01:01:29Allison
01:01:30Performance enhancing substances
01:01:32Are grounds for immediate dismissal
01:01:34Of the squad
01:01:35Coach
01:01:35I promise you
01:01:36I've never seen those before
01:01:37Okay
01:01:37Those aren't mine
01:01:38Right
01:01:39A cheater
01:01:40And a liar
01:01:42Coach
01:01:42Please listen to me
01:01:44I've never seen those
01:01:45I don't know what they are
01:01:46I'm lying
01:01:47It's the only way
01:01:48A cow like her
01:01:49Could ever compete with us
01:01:50They're mine
01:01:51Yeah those are actually
01:01:52My vitamins
01:01:55Did you forget
01:01:55I asked you to hold on
01:01:56To my vitamins this morning
01:01:58Yeah sorry
01:01:59I should have
01:01:59Labeled them or something
01:02:00He's right
01:02:01They're just vitamins
01:02:02No they aren't
01:02:04Miss Russo
01:02:04How is it
01:02:05That you come to possess
01:02:06Such extensive knowledge
01:02:08Of these banned substances
01:02:09I just
01:02:12They look suspicious
01:02:13We were just worried
01:02:15About the integrity
01:02:16Of the team
01:02:17Yeah we wanted to make sure
01:02:18Everything was legitimate
01:02:19That's enough
01:02:20All I see here
01:02:21Are three bullies
01:02:23Trying to frame
01:02:23A teammate
01:02:24Rita
01:02:25You are stripped
01:02:26Of captaincy
01:02:27Effective immediately
01:02:28What
01:02:28You can't do that
01:02:30Championships are in two weeks
01:02:32Nobody else knows
01:02:33The whole routine
01:02:33I mean I know it
01:02:34Yeah every count
01:02:35Every formation
01:02:36I could step up
01:02:37And do it
01:02:39You little bitch
01:02:40You think you can just
01:02:41Walk in here
01:02:42And steal everything from me
01:02:43That's enough Rita
01:02:44My decision is final
01:02:50Listen up
01:02:51When it's Allison's turn
01:02:52For the basket toss
01:02:53You're gonna have
01:02:53A little timing issue
01:02:55You want us to drop her
01:02:56She could get seriously hurt
01:02:58That's the point
01:03:00Accidents happen all the time
01:03:01In cheerleading
01:03:01So tragic
01:03:02I can't do that
01:03:04Coach will kill me
01:03:05Fine
01:03:05And say goodbye
01:03:06To those little supplements
01:03:07That keep you fitting
01:03:08In your uniforms
01:03:09I know everything
01:03:10Girls
01:03:11Every dirty little secret
01:03:13Do exactly as I say
01:03:14Or you're gone
01:03:15You're cool
01:03:16And make sure she falls hard enough
01:03:18She never gets back up
01:03:26Very sweet
01:03:29What happened back there
01:03:31How did you know that Rita
01:03:32Put those vitamins in my purse
01:03:33I saw Rita putting something
01:03:35In your bag
01:03:36So I swapped it out
01:03:39I knew it
01:03:40I knew she was up to something
01:03:41You know I heard her
01:03:42In the bathroom
01:03:43Like ten minutes before
01:03:45Yeah
01:03:45She was throwing up
01:03:47It was when we were
01:03:50When we were
01:03:51Having
01:03:54Bone
01:03:55Sex
01:03:57So she's the one
01:03:58Who interrupted
01:03:59My grand finale
01:04:00Allison
01:04:01Do you have any idea
01:04:01How hard it was to stop
01:04:04Hey
01:04:04Do you
01:04:07Do you think I'm fat
01:04:08Seriously
01:04:09Go put that garbage
01:04:09In your head
01:04:10I don't want you to say
01:04:11Anything like that again
01:04:12I mean I'm being serious
01:04:13Though
01:04:13I'm being serious too
01:04:14Allison
01:04:16Perfect
01:04:16Just who you are
01:04:17Yeah
01:04:19I'll always be there
01:04:21To catch you on your phone
01:04:24Always
01:04:27All right
01:04:28On the count
01:04:30You both perform
01:04:30An elevated prep
01:04:32Rita
01:04:32You're up first
01:04:33Then Allison
01:04:46Okay
01:04:46Allison
01:04:48Hey
01:04:48Great job you guys
01:04:50You killed it
01:05:14Hey
01:05:15I told you to catch you
01:05:17Brett
01:05:18You just saved my life
01:05:23I guess that makes me
01:05:24Like a bag of tree wheat
01:05:25Or something
01:05:26Are you serious
01:05:28Scott
01:05:28You bailed on the stunt
01:05:29So you could dry hump
01:05:30The football captain
01:05:31Are you kidding me
01:05:33They almost dropped me
01:05:34I could have been paralyzed
01:05:35I could have died
01:05:36That would have been
01:05:37The best news of my life
01:05:38Rita
01:05:38That is a disgusting
01:05:40Thing to say
01:05:41Leave the gym
01:05:42And think very carefully
01:05:43About your future
01:05:44On this team
01:05:47Oh
01:05:47Brett
01:05:48Thank you
01:05:49Oh my gosh
01:05:50I really appreciate that catch
01:05:52I almost had a heart attack
01:05:53All right everyone
01:05:54In light of
01:05:55Performances
01:05:56And character
01:05:57I am so proud to announce
01:06:00Allison Scott
01:06:01As the new captain
01:06:03Thank you
01:06:04Wow
01:06:07Congratulations Captain Scott
01:06:09I'm proud of you
01:06:10Want to show me
01:06:11Just how proud you are
01:06:15And that's game
01:06:16State loses
01:06:1721 to 35
01:06:21Allie
01:06:22Look I know
01:06:23It's not what you wanted
01:06:23It's okay
01:06:24Because you did good
01:06:25That's all that matters
01:06:26Thanks bro
01:06:27I'm gonna go take a piss
01:06:28I'll be right back
01:06:29Ew
01:06:30Don't ever touch me again
01:06:31Weirdo
01:06:32Yo
01:06:33Allison
01:06:33She is
01:06:34Looking good baby
01:06:36Y'all do private shows
01:06:37You know
01:06:38Some little extra bump and grind
01:06:40You're so gross
01:06:43Yo what the hell
01:06:45Are you serious
01:06:46What
01:06:46What's going on
01:06:47I'm just waiting for the MVP
01:06:48Don't play with me bitch
01:06:50You've been teasing me for weeks
01:06:51I'm in your dreams
01:06:53How about you spend more time
01:06:54Training on the field
01:06:55So that what happens today
01:06:56Never happens again
01:06:59You think you're so fucking special
01:07:01Why
01:07:02You know everyone knows
01:07:03How you got the captain's position
01:07:04How
01:07:05By sucking your way to the top
01:07:07I mean that must be how you got out there
01:07:09Considering how much you suck
01:07:11While you play
01:07:12You shameless whore
01:07:14Hey
01:07:16I'm one of them
01:07:17I do
01:07:18You're defending your slut's honor huh
01:07:20She's a public bus
01:07:21Everybody gets a ride
01:07:26Hey fuckface
01:07:28You keep my sister's name out of your fucking mouth
01:07:31Hey
01:07:35That's enough
01:07:37What's going on here
01:07:38I mean coach
01:07:38We all saw it
01:07:39Chad was gonna hit her
01:07:41You're gonna hit her
01:07:42Get my office now
01:07:44You
01:07:45With me
01:07:46This is a really nasty cut
01:07:47Okay let's
01:07:48We should take you to the ER
01:07:50Okay
01:07:51Alright
01:07:52You sure
01:07:53You sure you're wrong
01:07:58It's a really nasty cut
01:07:59Brett
01:08:00You could have broken your hand
01:08:02Yeah well it was totally worth it
01:08:03Never let anybody get a bit of cheating like that
01:08:07Set up
01:08:13You know I could kind of get used to this
01:08:15Having nurse Allison around
01:08:18Take care of me
01:08:19Help me out
01:08:21Hey guys
01:08:21304
01:08:22I think it's this one
01:08:23Let's go see the hero
01:08:24Oh shit
01:08:25No that's Ron and the whole team
01:08:27They can't see us like this
01:08:29I won't let him
01:08:31Let's tell him
01:08:31Let's tell him the truth
01:08:33In front of the entire team
01:08:36Ron's gonna kill you
01:08:38Remind you
01:08:40Let's hide
01:08:40Yeah
01:08:46Brett
01:08:48Brett you in there
01:08:49Yeah I'm just uh washing up man
01:08:51God you have no idea
01:08:54How crazy you drive me
01:08:56You know every single time I see you
01:08:58All I can think about is uh
01:09:02Doing this
01:09:05Do you need a hand man?
01:09:06No I got everything I need uh
01:09:09Right here
01:09:15You gotta be quiet
01:09:19Let's see what happens
01:09:22Brett stop jerking off
01:09:23And get your ass out here man
01:09:24Hey you know what
01:09:25It uh
01:09:25Takes me a very long time
01:09:27Assholes
01:09:37I feel what you did
01:09:39I feel what you did
01:09:42It's kind of hard to miss
01:09:44Yeah
01:09:46I'm sorry
01:09:48Brett you gotta
01:09:49You gotta speed this up man
01:09:50We got your food
01:09:50It's gonna get cold
01:09:51You know my hands are soft bro
01:09:52I can help you
01:09:53Hey why don't you guys just beat it
01:09:54All right
01:09:55I'm gonna be a little while
01:09:57All right let's just give him some space
01:09:58Enjoy your blue balls
01:09:59Yeah don't pull muscles
01:10:01You know I took a pretty big hit for you today
01:10:04I think I've earned some uh
01:10:07Allison physical therapy time
01:10:09You know what I mean
01:10:10You know you could have just asked
01:10:13You didn't have to pick a fight
01:10:14I need to get lucky
01:10:15I need to get lucky
01:10:17I need to get lucky
01:10:44I'm so proud for you. I'm so proud for you.
01:10:51I'm so proud for you.
01:10:53Brad goes pro after this, guaranteed.
01:10:56I've heard the half-time show's gonna break the internet.
01:10:59Captain Scott's changed the whole game.
01:11:00Sick.
01:11:01Ladies and gentlemen, let's make some noise for your state university cheerleading squad.
01:11:06Led by Captain Allison Scott!
01:11:10I will end you.
01:11:13Beat.
01:11:15Save your applause, everyone.
01:11:17You're cheering for a fraud.
01:11:18Your precious new cheerleading captain didn't earn her spot.
01:11:21She bought it with illegal performance enhancers.
01:11:24And her dealer?
01:11:25Look no further than your MVP, Brett Harrison.
01:11:34That's not true.
01:11:35You know what? I don't care.
01:11:37Rita's the one that's been taking drugs, okay?
01:11:39She's got pretty much the whole team hooked on them.
01:11:42Just ask them yourself.
01:11:43Oh, really?
01:11:44Let's ask the SWAT then.
01:11:48Brett approached us about a month ago.
01:11:52He said he had good stuff, but only if we helped Allison become captain.
01:11:58You know that's bullshit.
01:12:00I have proof.
01:12:03I know real doctors.
01:12:05I've got pills.
01:12:07Allie, no more being blackmailed.
01:12:10Let Allison take the captain position.
01:12:14This is insane, okay?
01:12:16I've never taken a drug in my life.
01:12:18Oh, sweetie.
01:12:19It's all coming out now.
01:12:20I saw her taking pills for practice.
01:12:23We trusted you.
01:12:24Cheater!
01:12:27Hey, anybody who messes with her, messes with me.
01:12:30Open your eyes, Brett.
01:12:32She's using you for the clout, for the status.
01:12:35Who was she before you slept with her?
01:12:38Nobody.
01:12:38A total bottom feeder.
01:12:40You know what?
01:12:40You're so full of shit, it's unbelievable.
01:12:42How'd you get that video, huh?
01:12:44And what'd you do to it?
01:12:45You have nothing to fear if you have nothing to hide.
01:12:47Boo!
01:12:48Boo!
01:12:49Listen, just please listen to me.
01:12:51Hey, everybody, just shut up.
01:12:52This is my sister, okay?
01:12:53She would never do something like this.
01:12:56And here come the pretzels.
01:12:59All right, that's enough.
01:13:00That's enough.
01:13:01Now, in light of these significant allegations,
01:13:04as well as the evidence that has been presented,
01:13:07I have no choice.
01:13:09Allison Scott, you are hereby removed.
01:13:11from your position as captain of the cheerleader.
01:13:14Furthermore, you are placed on academic suspension,
01:13:16pending an expulsion hearing.
01:13:18Justice for the real athletes.
01:13:21Hold on.
01:13:22Hold it.
01:13:23If you would please, look to the Jumbotron.
01:13:26I know some real doctors that can help you guys
01:13:28get healthy with the right body.
01:13:30No more pills, no more purging, no more blackmail.
01:13:33You'd really help us?
01:13:34Absolutely.
01:13:35Listen, you guys are never going to have to take any of Rita's
01:13:37safety response ever again.
01:13:38So, what's the catch?
01:13:39You're going to make Rita take some of her own medicine.
01:13:42This video.
01:13:43This is the real conversation,
01:13:45not the edited one that Rita just played.
01:13:49Not for the drugs.
01:13:51These are the drugs that I gave the girls.
01:13:53They're vitamins.
01:13:54You can get these at any pharmacy in the world.
01:13:57You want to check these out, principal?
01:14:01He's right.
01:14:02These are common supplements.
01:14:04Everybody, Rita is the one who has been forcing her teammates
01:14:07to take dangerous weight loss supplements.
01:14:10She's been threatening them if they wouldn't comply,
01:14:12and she's been shaming them,
01:14:13degrading them for the bodies that they have.
01:14:15Now, every body is different, but all bodies are beautiful.
01:14:19Rita sabotaged Allison for one reason, one reason only,
01:14:21because she was a threat.
01:14:22She threatened the total control that Rita had over the entire squad.
01:14:26And it's horrible, because Allison,
01:14:28she's a beautiful person,
01:14:30and she would never do anything like this.
01:14:32And she deserves to be the cheer captain.
01:14:36That's not true.
01:14:37He's lying.
01:14:38She's the one who's drugging the team.
01:14:41Lock her up!
01:14:42Lock her up!
01:14:43Lock her up!
01:14:45Lock her up!
01:14:45Lock her up!
01:14:45You fucking bitch!
01:14:46You ruined my life!
01:14:49You ruined it yourself.
01:15:01Look at you, playing the victim.
01:15:04You've been throwing yourself at me for weeks.
01:15:07Just when I give you a chance,
01:15:09you run crying to Harrison.
01:15:11Nothing but a little...
01:15:12Shut up, dude. Shut up.
01:15:14What are you going to do about it, Harrison?
01:15:16I don't have to do anything.
01:15:17You're going to get exactly what you deserve right now.
01:15:19Mr. Williams!
01:15:23Apparently, we've had a number of allegations
01:15:26of sexual harassment against you
01:15:28from various female students.
01:15:30As of now,
01:15:31you are officially suspended from all school activities.
01:15:33What?
01:15:34No!
01:15:35My father...
01:15:36Your father may have his name on the library,
01:15:38but I assure you,
01:15:39his money will not buy you immunity.
01:15:42You can take him away.
01:15:43Marty's over, let go.
01:15:44No!
01:15:45I'll throw you off!
01:15:46This isn't over!
01:15:49And as for you,
01:15:50Miss Scott,
01:15:51on behalf of the entire administration,
01:15:55I would like to apologize to you
01:15:58for everything that you've had to endure.
01:16:00And as of now,
01:16:01you can consider yourself officially reinstated as captain.
01:16:05You can consider yourself officially reinstated as captain.
01:16:10Thank you, principal.
01:16:12All right, everyone.
01:16:13Sorry for the unexpected drama.
01:16:15I hope you enjoyed the show.
01:16:16But we have a game to get back to.
01:16:19So let's cheer on our wolves!
01:16:20Woo!
01:16:21Woo!
01:16:23Woo!
01:16:23Let's win!
01:16:36Touchdown State University wins it all!
01:16:38Woo!
01:16:40Woo!
01:16:42Woo!
01:16:44Woo!
01:16:45Woo!
01:16:48Woo!
01:16:58Goal!
01:17:00Woo!
01:17:01Woo!
01:17:05Yeah.
01:17:07Allison!
01:17:11The way I'm not even surprised.
01:17:15Hey, well, you know what, uh, he's cool with it.
01:17:19I think he knew before we did.
01:17:22I love you, kid, Scott.
01:17:24I love you too, quarterback.
01:17:37I love you too, quarterback.
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