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Crush Alert! Love Request from My Enemy #FullMovie
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00:00:04New intimacy level unlocked.
00:00:11New skin dangerously hot is equipped.
00:00:20You're staring. You like what you see?
00:00:23Maybe.
00:00:32When are you gonna tell me who you really are?
00:00:33You know who I really am. I'm Valaqueen33.
00:00:37Such a dumb username.
00:00:39Oh, okay, guacamolewizard275.
00:00:41Don't talk to me about dumb usernames.
00:00:44You know, you're lucky you're cute.
00:00:45You don't even know what I look like.
00:00:47Well, I would if you agreed to meet me in person.
00:00:49Or at least a photo.
00:00:52Maybe someday.
00:00:57Crap, I'm late.
00:00:59Good luck, scholarship queen.
00:01:03Who needs luck when I have my talisman to remind me of my knight?
00:01:10In the game of castle claimers,
00:01:12I might be a warrior princess in love with a dashing knight,
00:01:16but on my first day at Edmunds Academy,
00:01:18I feel like a peasant.
00:01:21Watch it! This isn't public school.
00:01:25Forget your training wheels.
00:01:28At least I have my knight's charm to help me get through the day.
00:01:42Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop the car!
00:01:46No!
00:01:48God, my knight's special talisman!
00:01:51It's ruined!
00:01:58He's so hot.
00:01:59Hey! I told you to stop the car!
00:02:06Oh my god, he's cold!
00:02:07He's so hot.
00:02:12Hey!
00:02:14What is wrong with you?
00:02:15Didn't you see me yelling and screaming for you to stop the car?
00:02:18Okay, I see you now, new girl.
00:02:20What are you with me, son?
00:02:22What are you talking about?
00:02:24Why?
00:02:26I thought you were one of my fans.
00:02:28No, I'm not one of your fans.
00:02:31You just broke something that's really important to me.
00:02:34Yeah, I break a lot of hearts, buttercup.
00:02:36Okay?
00:02:39You should know that.
00:02:40I don't know who you are, but you were a...
00:02:43You were a...
00:02:47Asshole!
00:02:52All right.
00:02:53I broke something of yours.
00:02:56Sure, but...
00:02:57Hey!
00:02:58You got my attention.
00:03:01So, in that case, we're even.
00:03:09Don't do it, Hayley.
00:03:12Have a good day.
00:03:15Don't do it!
00:03:17I got a hot mess, energy.
00:03:19Hey!
00:03:22Oh, fuck!
00:03:25Now we're even.
00:03:26My laptop better not be broken!
00:03:29I can't lose my connection to Valley Queen.
00:03:35You just made the wrong enemy.
00:03:39You just made the wrong enemy.
00:03:41I'm going to make every classroom,
00:03:44every hallway, and every rumor in this school.
00:03:48You're a personal nightmare.
00:03:50I'm going to make your life a living hell.
00:03:53What's going on?
00:03:54Cole's fighting the new girl.
00:03:55Now Cole's leaving the new girl.
00:03:57Yeah, idiot.
00:03:58I can see that.
00:04:01I just met an unhinged person.
00:04:03Good thing the universe balances it with you.
00:04:06Same.
00:04:07Ran into a certified asshole.
00:04:09Can't wait to see you in the game tonight.
00:04:13Cole, do you need help?
00:04:15I can help you.
00:04:18The new girl poured coffee on him.
00:04:19This bitch thinks that she can just roll up and piss off Michael.
00:04:23But he's not your Cole.
00:04:24Shut up, Lindsey.
00:04:26He's not yet.
00:04:28Come on.
00:04:30Hi.
00:04:31I'm Jen.
00:04:32And this is Lindsey.
00:04:34Hi.
00:04:36I'm Hailey.
00:04:37So nice to meet you.
00:04:38You have first day jitters?
00:04:39It's totally understandable.
00:04:41We want to make sure you feel really welcome.
00:04:42And so we'll take you to your locker.
00:04:44Come in.
00:04:45Okay.
00:04:46Let's go.
00:04:50There you go.
00:04:52Thanks so much.
00:05:14Aw, you're welcome new girl.
00:05:16Honestly, it's kind of an improvement on your face.
00:05:24Guacamole wizard.
00:05:26Wow.
00:05:26What are you, catfishing some little lonely online gamer boy?
00:05:30I'm giving back.
00:05:31Hold on.
00:05:33Hey, if you go to Edmunds Academy, you should come to Locker 83 right now.
00:05:38Send.
00:05:39Here.
00:05:39Now your little gamer friend can see your ugly little face.
00:05:44So when can I meet the hero who ruined your billionaire shirt?
00:05:47I'm your friend first, Max.
00:05:48At least check on me.
00:05:50Oh, is it the online level?
00:05:52All right, chill, please.
00:05:56No way.
00:05:58What is it?
00:05:59Oh, Belle Queen goes to the school.
00:06:06Please ignore that.
00:06:07Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank.
00:06:10Send.
00:06:14What is wrong with you?
00:06:16You messed with Cole Edmunds and you're going to mess with me.
00:06:19Edmunds?
00:06:19What?
00:06:20You don't know that his family owns the whole school?
00:06:23Wow.
00:06:24You really did crawl out of the gutter, didn't you?
00:06:28Stop recording me!
00:06:31Jen is a new girl.
00:06:33Wait.
00:06:34Is the new girl...
00:06:35Valley Queen?
00:06:38There's no way the new girl is Valley Queen.
00:06:40Could it be...
00:06:41Jen?
00:06:44Ew.
00:06:48Your enemy is our enemy, Cole.
00:06:50And I just made sure that the new girl knows that.
00:06:53No chances, Jen.
00:06:55So is it.
00:06:56She does look kinda cute.
00:07:00She does look good.
00:07:02She does look good.
00:07:05Please ignore that.
00:07:06Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank.
00:07:09What was I thinking?
00:07:11Of course she's not my online lover.
00:07:16Hey there, buttercup.
00:07:18Keep walking, Hayley.
00:07:19Just keep walking.
00:07:20You got a problem with shaving this morning, or...?
00:07:24My name's Hayley.
00:07:26Well, Hayley.
00:07:27I think you, uh...
00:07:29You missed the spell on your upper lip right there.
00:07:33What a coincidence!
00:07:35So did you!
00:07:36Oh, no!
00:07:37What?
00:07:40Oh, I'm sorry.
00:07:41I forgot you don't even need shaving cream.
00:07:43You're just a man-child with follicle issues.
00:07:49Whoever ends up with her must have filled an eye exam.
00:08:04I was so relieved to see you.
00:08:06Something happened and I lost the game.
00:08:08I thought I'd never see you again.
00:08:11I think it's time we call this what it is.
00:08:14And what is this?
00:08:15What I think it is, is I wanna be with you, and you wanna be with me.
00:08:21As more than just friends.
00:08:24Oh, thank God.
00:08:26I honestly want that more than anything.
00:08:27You're my soulmate.
00:08:29Like, I like you so much.
00:08:30Okay, well, since we're dating now, um...
00:08:34I'm ready to send my photo.
00:08:36Wait, really?
00:08:38Yeah.
00:08:39Get ready.
00:08:45Okay.
00:08:46No face.
00:08:48Just the boobs.
00:08:50Is it a bad idea?
00:08:51But all my online friends said it's cool.
00:08:54PG-13 nudes are harmless.
00:08:55All the kids do this.
00:08:57He'll love it.
00:09:02Ugh, this lighting hates me.
00:09:04Come on, Hayley.
00:09:05Confidence.
00:09:06You literally fight dragons online.
00:09:13Okay.
00:09:14Yeah.
00:09:15That's actually kind of...
00:09:20Oh my God.
00:09:22Seriously?
00:09:23Hello?
00:09:24Anyone?
00:09:26Don't look at me!
00:09:30Don't look at me!
00:09:31We're trying not for viable, are we?
00:09:33I don't think you're supposed to do it like that.
00:09:35Get out!
00:09:36Now!
00:09:37Fine.
00:09:39Out!
00:09:39Damn it!
00:09:44Come on.
00:09:45Ah...
00:09:47Maybe...
00:09:50Have a great day!
00:09:55I haven't seen all this fast.
00:09:56Have a mejor one safe before!
00:09:58This show when I come in later.
00:09:59This show is about...
00:10:03My dream interior is worth it!
00:10:07You can see maybe a little while waiting for me and be sure
00:10:07What are you there again before,
00:10:11Uh...
00:10:17You're helping me.
00:10:18I won't.
00:10:19I didn't plan on it, but here we are.
00:10:28Excuse you.
00:10:29These boobs are for someone else.
00:10:30I don't know a boyfriend, do we?
00:10:32That is shocking.
00:10:34Yeah, actually.
00:10:35And he'd probably kill you right now if he saw you were flirting with me.
00:10:38Flirting?
00:10:38Yeah, don't lie to yourself.
00:10:39I've got a girlfriend, too.
00:10:40My thoughts and prayers to her.
00:10:42Funny.
00:10:44Okay, well, can we just pretend this didn't happen and go her separate ways?
00:10:48Fine by me.
00:10:51Oh, I know.
00:10:53A lot of the purple bra, by the way.
00:10:56I like it in a weird way.
00:10:57I mean, I am not tight, but, you know, power theory or whatever.
00:11:01Would you just get out of here?
00:11:11Hopefully, guacamole wizard will like it, too.
00:11:15Jen, red alert.
00:11:16Cole and the new girl are for sure flirting.
00:11:19I think it's time to take drastic action.
00:11:23Don't be a coward.
00:11:24Just send it.
00:11:25Jen.
00:11:30Oh, my God.
00:11:32Here goes nothing.
00:11:33Hmm.
00:11:40Still no response?
00:11:42Don't freak out.
00:11:43He's probably just busy.
00:11:48Give it back.
00:11:49Why?
00:11:49You don't want me to see your slutty little nude?
00:11:52Oh, this is actually a really good photo.
00:11:55Honestly, it's so good that I think the whole school should see it.
00:11:57Did you get it, Lindsay?
00:11:59Mm-hmm.
00:12:00Got it.
00:12:03What are you doing?
00:12:14Oh, my God.
00:12:16Oh, my God.
00:12:19Oh, my God.
00:12:21Oh, my God.
00:12:29Oh, shit.
00:12:31Uh-oh.
00:12:33Yo, what's going on?
00:12:33Dude, your enemy's nude just got put up on the big screen.
00:12:36What?
00:12:36Yeah.
00:12:51Come on.
00:12:52Let's see if these builds are Photoshopped.
00:12:56Stop.
00:12:57Delete it, please.
00:12:58Delete it, Lindsay.
00:13:06Oh, my brave knight.
00:13:12I wish you were here with me right now.
00:13:18Oh, my God.
00:13:20Oh, cool.
00:13:21Your enemy's kind of hot.
00:13:23Since you're so into slutty photos, why don't we just go ahead and go full nude?
00:13:30Jen, no.
00:13:31No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:13:32Jen, stop.
00:13:34Stop.
00:13:35Hold on.
00:13:37Switch, switch.
00:13:39Switch, switch.
00:13:40Oh, my God.
00:13:45Oh, my God.
00:13:46Oh, my God.
00:13:46Oh, my God.
00:13:47Oh, my God.
00:13:51My school enemy is my ally and girlfriend?
00:13:57Stop it!
00:13:59Oh my god!
00:14:08Hey, you okay?
00:14:12Give that to me!
00:14:21Now give the phone back, Jen.
00:14:23What the hell, Cole? I thought you'd be happy.
00:14:30How does it feel, being exposed to the whole school?
00:14:32Not good, huh?
00:14:33Now, if you don't delete it off your phone,
00:14:35I'm exposed to what else is fake about you.
00:14:37And I know it's not just your purse.
00:14:40Why are you even defending her?
00:14:41She's the loser who has nude photos for random men!
00:14:46Amy's got more personality than all of you combined.
00:14:48And if you mess with her, you mess with me.
00:14:50You hear me?
00:14:56Cole is on my side now?
00:14:58Is he doing this to play with my feelings?
00:15:00I just need to be alone.
00:15:02Haley!
00:15:07Cole is a rich asshole.
00:15:09And he said we were enemies.
00:15:11But why did I get butterflies when he looked at me today?
00:15:17Don't stay up too late, honey.
00:15:18Love you, Mom.
00:15:22Wait, Mom.
00:15:26Do people change?
00:15:29Like, can a spoiled brat somehow become nice?
00:15:36Well, maybe just give them a second chance.
00:15:56Top day, huh?
00:15:58There's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria.
00:16:00They're my favorite.
00:16:02Noted.
00:16:03Is that all?
00:16:04The whole school treats me like I'm their punching bag.
00:16:06I'm just trying to bring a little hope to my family and keep my scholarship.
00:16:11Oh, I'm really proud of you.
00:16:13And then there's this guy.
00:16:15He has this vendetta against me, but at the same time, he's super contradictory.
00:16:19It's so confusing.
00:16:21Sounds like you're into this guy.
00:16:23Sounds like you're into this guy.
00:16:25No, I'm not into this guy.
00:16:26I like you.
00:16:27Only you.
00:16:34I really liked your photo, by the way.
00:16:36You did?
00:16:36Are you going to reciprocate?
00:16:38I was thinking it would be better if we met in person.
00:16:40That sounds amazing.
00:16:42When?
00:16:43With?
00:16:43After school.
00:16:45At the balcony.
00:16:45Hey, mate, I'll bring him for hours.
00:16:47Deal.
00:16:56I'm about to meet my boyfriend.
00:17:08Stop thinking about Cole.
00:17:18Call me father.
00:17:19I heard about you harassing Jen at school today.
00:17:22Defending that nobody.
00:17:23Hayley girl.
00:17:24He's not a nobody, dad.
00:17:26Are those for her?
00:17:31What the fuck?
00:17:35What the fuck?
00:17:36I know what Hayley is, Cole.
00:17:39Her mother works as a maid at my office.
00:17:42That whole family is trash.
00:17:44Stay away from her.
00:17:45And what if I say no?
00:17:46Stay away from Hayley Cole.
00:17:48Or I'll fire her mother.
00:17:50What if she found out that you were the one making her life miserable?
00:17:54I'm almost 18.
00:17:55Soon I'll have my inheritance.
00:17:57I hate to make Hayley wait, but she can't know who I am before I make sure her family is
00:18:02safe.
00:18:03You're sick.
00:18:06It's called watching out for your future.
00:18:14Oh, hi.
00:18:15I'm Hayley.
00:18:17Yes.
00:18:18Mm-hmm.
00:18:19So nice to meet you.
00:18:20God.
00:18:21I'd give anything just to hear her say my name, but the moment she knows, I lose her forever.
00:18:29Thank you for the flowers.
00:18:30You're so nice.
00:18:35Guacamole wizard.
00:18:40Guacamole wizard.
00:18:41Guacamole wizard.
00:18:43Ew.
00:18:45You're waiting for your stupid little secret boyfriend?
00:18:47Pathetic.
00:18:48Maybe he's married.
00:18:50Or maybe he's fat and maybe he's sitting on his life video.
00:18:55I don't want any more trouble.
00:18:58Why is guacamole wizard still not here?
00:19:01Oh, no.
00:19:01We're not here to give you any trouble.
00:19:02We just noticed that you didn't have any lunch and so we thought we would bring you a sandwich.
00:19:06Eat it.
00:19:09Eat it.
00:19:21I'm sorry.
00:19:23I'm sorry.
00:19:24I'm sorry.
00:19:24I didn't have any lunch.
00:19:29I didn't have any lunch.
00:19:32Guacamole wizard, where are you?
00:19:34Oh, and by the way, Cole's not gonna come save you.
00:19:37Because after all, he's rich, like me.
00:19:44I'm nothing like you.
00:19:49Yeah, I'm nothing like you.
00:19:53Cole again? Why is he always here when I need help?
00:19:57Pick it up.
00:19:58Cole, we were kidding. It's ketchup.
00:20:01Pick that bloody thing up.
00:20:06Taker, you're gonna record this.
00:20:15Didn't your dad tell you not to mess with Hayley anymore?
00:20:18Don't think you have leverage here.
00:20:19Cause I'll tell your mom how fucked up you are.
00:20:22You wanna hold that thing next to your face and do what I say.
00:20:28I will leave Hayley alone.
00:20:32I will leave Hayley alone.
00:20:37Got it?
00:20:38Yeah.
00:20:39Let's go.
00:20:41What are you looking at?
00:20:50Uh, thank you.
00:20:57Wow.
00:20:59Never thought I'd hear you say that.
00:21:02Why do you keep following me around?
00:21:04I just...
00:21:06I happened to see you.
00:21:09Were you waiting at someone?
00:21:11Yeah.
00:21:11My boyfriend actually.
00:21:15Well, he...
00:21:17He kind of stood me up, so...
00:21:19Maybe you didn't do it on purpose.
00:21:22Maybe you gotta do it nice today.
00:21:25Cole, are you being nice to me?
00:21:28You thought we were enemies.
00:21:30I mean, I still find you incredibly annoying, though, so...
00:21:33Not that annoying.
00:21:35Maybe you'll like me once you realize I have layers.
00:21:37Are you trying to play with my feelings, Cole, Edna?
00:21:39Because it's not gonna work.
00:21:41I'm like those stupid, spoiled heiresses.
00:21:48How'd that online boyfriend in your ears make you fall for her?
00:21:55He...
00:21:55He makes me feel safe.
00:21:58You wouldn't understand that, though.
00:22:04I understand better than you think.
00:22:07Cole understands me better than I think.
00:22:11I see...
00:22:14How you touch him like this.
00:22:25If you keep staring, I'm gonna think you like what you see.
00:22:28No, my...
00:22:30My boyfriend has way better abs than you do.
00:22:35In the game.
00:22:38Oh, in the game, huh?
00:22:46Why does he have to smell so good?
00:22:52Are you that slow down in the game, too?
00:22:55I can see why he likes you.
00:23:07I can't do this.
00:23:09I love my boyfriend.
00:23:11And you will never understand that.
00:23:13He's smart, and he's kind, and...
00:23:16He loves me for who I am.
00:23:18That is so much more important to me than whatever this is between us.
00:23:23I wish I could just tell her right now.
00:23:25No.
00:23:33Wait. It couldn't be.
00:23:36Cole, what was that notification on your phone?
00:23:41There's nothing.
00:23:43Cole, who are you?
00:23:47What was that notification on your phone?
00:23:48It was my dad telling me my car got done getting waxed.
00:23:53Champagne problems, huh?
00:23:56You live such a tough life.
00:24:02What was I thinking?
00:24:04We are from two different worlds.
00:24:06He just wants to play with me.
00:24:07But why did I want to kiss him so badly?
00:24:14Why didn't you come to school today?
00:24:16I got into a car accident.
00:24:19Really? Are you okay?
00:24:20You have to keep me in the hospital till prom.
00:24:23He was right.
00:24:24Who?
00:24:25Nobody.
00:24:26Which hospital are you staying at? I want to come visit you.
00:24:28No, you can't. I look miserable now.
00:24:31You need to see me in style.
00:24:33Fine, if you say so.
00:24:35So, are we going to prom together?
00:24:38Hell yeah, we are.
00:24:40We send the fireworks wild.
00:24:44Why would anyone want to sit next to her?
00:24:47Whoever needs a charity case.
00:25:03Oh, you.
00:25:05Oh, me.
00:25:07Why is she so lucky?
00:25:08Cole's never been this way with any other girl.
00:25:12People think you're really lucky to be my lab partner.
00:25:14I'm sure you feel really lucky to be my lab partner.
00:25:17Because you don't do any homework.
00:25:23You finished it?
00:25:25It's okay.
00:25:27We'll get to know each other more.
00:25:28I'm not that curious about you, actually.
00:25:30I'm curious about you, though.
00:25:32Like, how close are you with your mom?
00:25:35What is he trying to do?
00:25:37What is he trying to do?
00:25:37It's none of your business, but I'm very close with my mom.
00:25:40I'd kill anyone who hurts her.
00:25:45Does Cole genuinely want to know me?
00:25:55So, are you going to prom?
00:25:58I don't know.
00:25:59Okay, hello. I don't know.
00:26:01So you have a date?
00:26:03Or shall I say victim?
00:26:05Are you jealous of me?
00:26:07Me? Jealous?
00:26:08No, why would I be jealous?
00:26:10Oh, because I think you so secretly want to be.
00:26:12You are so full of yourself.
00:26:15You can do this on your own.
00:26:16Yeah.
00:26:19No way.
00:26:20It's a self-locking door.
00:26:22Really? Miss Gorman's gonna be back in an hour.
00:26:25I'm sure it'll be fine.
00:26:25I'm stuck here with you for a full hour?
00:26:28Okay. Sorry, am I that bad?
00:26:30I think maybe we can pick up where we left off.
00:26:33Don't worry.
00:26:34Maybe try something new.
00:26:36We're keeping our distance this time, actually.
00:26:39Yeah.
00:26:49That was my first kiss.
00:26:53My first kiss was not supposed to go like that.
00:26:55It was supposed to be special at prom and not just bumping lips.
00:27:10You're really good at this.
00:27:11One day I want you to regret it.
00:27:14You know, we can do more if you want.
00:27:22You know, we can do more if you want.
00:27:35You know, we can do more if you want to be.
00:27:35So you want me.
00:27:39I think you know much I want you.
00:27:45Do you want me?
00:27:47I want you.
00:27:53Oh shit.
00:27:57Anyone in here?
00:28:00Oh my God.
00:28:02How long have you two been in here?
00:28:03I really need to change this lock.
00:28:05Are you two okay?
00:28:06Oh.
00:28:07Yeah.
00:28:08Yeah, we're good.
00:28:09We're okay.
00:28:10Great.
00:28:11Good job.
00:28:11Nice.
00:28:17You're just gonna pretend like that didn't happen?
00:28:19What didn't happen?
00:28:21Hey, wait.
00:28:22It's just hormones.
00:28:24Jake.
00:28:25Can you still play after your accident?
00:28:27Relax.
00:28:28I'm not dead.
00:28:29Wait.
00:28:29Car accident?
00:28:31Guacamole wizard?
00:28:37I gotta go.
00:28:46Guacamole wizard.
00:28:47Huh?
00:28:50Are you all better after your car accident?
00:28:52Do I know you?
00:28:54Why is he being so standoffish?
00:28:56Is he trying to give me a surprise?
00:28:58Or he heard something about Cole?
00:29:01You're crushing your soda can.
00:29:04She thinks guacamole wizard is Jake Myers.
00:29:06She was in a real car accident.
00:29:08And according to you, so is guacamole wizard.
00:29:10I'm not gonna take this anymore.
00:29:12Cole, wait.
00:29:15Oh shit.
00:29:19What's up guys?
00:29:21Um, we were just chatting.
00:29:24Chatting about Jake's grand plans to kick balls?
00:29:27Was there something that you wanted, Cole?
00:29:30Hey!
00:29:31I just figured I'd bring you some mozzarella sticks.
00:29:34They're your favorite.
00:29:36Right?
00:29:38How did you know that?
00:29:40Tough day, huh?
00:29:40There's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria.
00:29:43They're my favorite.
00:29:44He couldn't be Cole.
00:29:47Could he?
00:29:52The truth is, um...
00:29:54A dickhead?
00:29:57What do you gotta say? Get out of here, bro.
00:29:58You came to my table, bro.
00:30:00And knocked my ball away.
00:30:08There it goes again.
00:30:09Cole is jealous.
00:30:11We got a problem here, Cole?
00:30:12We don't have a problem.
00:30:14We don't have a problem.
00:30:16Right?
00:30:17Tell Cole to get my ball, and we don't have a problem.
00:30:20Jake, it would take me forever to find one of your balls.
00:30:24I have the ball now.
00:30:26Can we stop measuring each other's dicks?
00:30:29Cole and Jake are fighting over Haley?
00:30:33Maybe I can use that.
00:30:36Jake!
00:30:38Hey!
00:30:39What if I told you that I have an internship opportunity for you with my dad?
00:30:43Wait, seriously?
00:30:44Yeah.
00:30:44Just one little catch.
00:30:45You have to pretend to like Hallie Roth.
00:30:50All right, you have the rest of the period to work on your lab reports.
00:30:53If you have any questions, I'll be at my desk.
00:30:57I thought Guacamole Wizard would feel more like Cole.
00:31:01But if he's really Jake, then maybe this was always going to end.
00:31:05You've literally been staring for five minutes.
00:31:07I'm thinking.
00:31:07About the report or about him?
00:31:09Why are you making it so weird about Jake?
00:31:11We literally made out of a sore dream.
00:31:14Maybe I've known Jake longer.
00:31:16No, you don't.
00:31:17How do you know that?
00:31:18You're going to prom with someone else.
00:31:20Stop acting like you're serious about me.
00:31:22You have no idea.
00:31:28Oh, my God.
00:31:29Is Jake asking me to prom?
00:31:44Hailey, someone's here to see you.
00:31:57Are you asking me to prom?
00:32:00Too cheesy?
00:32:01No, it's cute.
00:32:04The accident?
00:32:05The mozzarella sticks?
00:32:06He is Guacamole Wizard.
00:32:08So, um, what do you think?
00:32:11You want to go to prom with me?
00:32:13I...
00:32:14I should feel happy.
00:32:15But why does this feel so wrong?
00:32:19Hey, can we not?
00:32:25Dude, seriously, what is your problem?
00:32:28My problem here, dude, is that me and my lab partner have work to do.
00:32:31And you're out here to strike me with bad puns.
00:32:33Wow.
00:32:35That is some weak shit, man.
00:32:37Oh, that's weak shit?
00:32:39Is this weak shit?
00:32:42Oh, my God.
00:32:51Wow.
00:32:51Wow, he's got really pretty eyes.
00:32:59Wait, I can't!
00:33:00Colt, put me down!
00:33:01Put me down!
00:33:02Put me down!
00:33:05Don't do that again.
00:33:18New couple alert?
00:33:21Fuck off, Jen.
00:33:22Why do you hate me so much, Colt?
00:33:24You and I, we're not that different.
00:33:25And if you'd realize and give me a chance,
00:33:28I think that we would make a great match.
00:33:30Like, say, if you asked me to prom.
00:33:33I might say yes.
00:33:36Jen, you wanna go to prom with me?
00:33:40Jen, you wanna go to prom with me?
00:33:43We're both hot, and we're both rich,
00:33:46and our dads have been in business, like, forever, so...
00:33:49How romantic.
00:33:50I think I'll pass.
00:33:53You're gonna regret this, Col Edmonds.
00:33:57Oh, here they come.
00:34:00If I message Corcomole Wizard,
00:34:03I wonder if Jake's phone were ding.
00:34:06What should we wear to prom?
00:34:08And the Dean's List.
00:34:12Yeah.
00:34:14Yeah, we'll see it.
00:34:18Um, I'll talk to you later.
00:34:19I'll see you around school, okay?
00:34:21Okay, yeah, I'll see you later.
00:34:21Bye.
00:34:22Still.
00:34:23He's so different.
00:34:25Maybe he's still recovering from the accident?
00:34:27Yeah, stay away.
00:34:29Hayley?
00:34:38Geez.
00:34:46Here, I'll get it.
00:34:47Uh, no.
00:34:52Oh.
00:34:53You're scared of me seeing all the girls in your phone?
00:34:55I don't care.
00:34:56I do care.
00:34:59Here we are.
00:35:16You don't put a problem with Jake.
00:35:18I mean, he only knows you like mozzarella sticks because of me.
00:35:21He doesn't even know you.
00:35:22And you do?
00:35:23How do you know I like mozzarella sticks?
00:35:25That's something I've only ever talked about.
00:35:27Because I pay attention to what you like.
00:35:30Hmm.
00:35:31I noticed it at lunch.
00:35:33The first day.
00:35:35You were watching me?
00:35:38Just don't go to prom and shake.
00:35:54Melv!
00:35:55Colt is talking to Hayley again.
00:35:58Your job is to keep them away from each other, Jake.
00:36:01Unless you don't want that internship that my dad got you.
00:36:03Obviously I do.
00:36:04Okay, then break them up, idiot.
00:36:07Um, what do I do?
00:36:10I've got a few ideas.
00:36:16Hey, look.
00:36:19Someone will take you to prom.
00:36:20Alright, I promise.
00:36:21Yeah?
00:36:22Really, like who?
00:36:23I mean, the whole school hates me.
00:36:25Except for Jake.
00:36:27And you.
00:36:28But you're not asking me.
00:36:31Hey.
00:36:32Oh, hey, Jake.
00:36:34Hey, Hal.
00:36:35Um, I just wanted to thank you again for the other night.
00:36:40The other night?
00:36:41Yeah, it was.
00:36:43So.
00:36:44Sexy.
00:36:46You're so sexy.
00:36:48Jake, what are you talking about?
00:36:51I hate to break it to you asshole, but she's my prom date.
00:37:00And she's a real tiger in the pep room.
00:37:03Oh!
00:37:04Oh, shit!
00:37:05Look up!
00:37:06Oh, shit!
00:37:07Come on!
00:37:10Oh!
00:37:10Oh!
00:37:14Oh!
00:37:15Oh!
00:37:15Oh!
00:37:17Oh!
00:37:17Oh!
00:37:18Oh!
00:37:18Oh!
00:37:19Oh my god!
00:37:20Oh!
00:37:20Oh!
00:37:21Oh!
00:37:22Oh!
00:37:23Just look at how bigFE is still everywhere!
00:37:23GUYS STOP IT!
00:37:23Guys, stop it!
00:37:24Stop!
00:37:25Stop it!
00:37:26Stop!
00:37:26Stop!
00:37:27What the hell is going on over there?
00:37:30Shit!
00:37:31It's Principal Stevens!
00:37:32I've got to save Cole.
00:37:34I mean, Jake!
00:37:34I've got to save Jake.
00:37:40Oh!
00:37:41Oh!
00:38:06what are you doing here can we keep you company that's the least I could do if you
00:38:12saved my ass today the locker thing that was an accident oh sure so uh you and you and Jake
00:38:23huh
00:38:26no he lied about that I don't know why though good
00:38:32father that asshole every time he looks at you makes me sick of my stomach
00:38:36thinking about him touching you kissing you I could kill him
00:38:43promise me you won't go to prom with it
00:38:48okay fine I won't
00:38:52because I want to go to prom with you
00:38:57okay everyone let's start off by mixing our sodium bicarbonate
00:39:07oh my god I am so fed up with this
00:39:26oh sorry
00:39:28sorry my trips no no no no no no no no no no no no what it always has to
00:39:34be about her doesn't it
00:39:39they're dead they're both dead oh how am I gonna be able to talk to guacamole wizard
00:39:49oh what are you are you almost crying it's probably because you can't afford a new one
00:39:56Jen what's going on over there
00:40:09what's going on is Jen is getting a taste of her own medicine
00:40:13Mr. Edmonds oh please it's baking soda and water you're fine
00:40:17detention today after school
00:40:19shit
00:40:32Jake hey
00:40:33oh uh sorry gotta get to student council
00:40:39hey you didn't even try the rice trick
00:40:41the rice trick the rice trick
00:40:45yeah you don't know about the
00:40:49come on
00:41:02hey um Ella
00:41:06it's Emma
00:41:07yeah that's what I said
00:41:09can you hack a broken laptop
00:41:19hey it's gonna be okay
00:41:22we'll pour out in a few more minutes and it'll be like the whole thing never happened
00:41:26oh it's not just the phone or the laptop it means
00:41:29it means I can't
00:41:31can't what
00:41:35I talked to a friend online
00:41:37he's really important to me
00:41:42and I'm sure you're really important to him
00:41:55you know Cole
00:41:56if you look past all that hair gel and big ol' ego and rich kid for bravo
00:42:02okay okay I get it
00:42:07you're kind of sweet
00:42:13hey look at that
00:42:15oh my god thank you
00:42:18oh my god
00:42:20you're a miracle worker
00:42:27oh what is taking so long
00:42:29you doused this thing in sodium bicarbonate
00:42:31shut up Ella
00:42:32it's Emma
00:42:33whatever
00:42:41oh my god
00:42:49morning valley whore
00:42:51how are things in the castle
00:42:58valley whore
00:42:59what are they talking about
00:43:15guacamole wizard
00:43:16when can we be together in person
00:43:19guacamole wizard
00:43:20I want you so badly
00:43:21I dream about you touching me
00:43:23oh my god
00:43:24someone hacked my castle claimers messages
00:43:26touch me guacamole wizard
00:43:29yeah
00:43:30hey valley whore
00:43:31show them what you really like
00:43:51here you go
00:43:52here this is for you
00:43:57oh do you like what I've done with the place
00:43:59you hacked my laptop
00:44:02oh no it wasn't me
00:44:03it was that kid Ella
00:44:05but I definitely gotta reap the benefits
00:44:07what kind of incel sex over a video game
00:44:10Hayley
00:44:10what are you catfishing this guy
00:44:12no I'm not trying to catfish him
00:44:14hey everyone
00:44:15hey everyone
00:44:15I think valley whore is a cat fin
00:44:18because who in their right mind
00:44:20would spend their time thirsting over you
00:44:46stop it stop stop
00:44:51I thought I'd send the janitor some time
00:44:56Jake
00:44:58hey
00:45:00now is the time
00:45:01tell them
00:45:02tell them what
00:45:04that you're guacamole wizard
00:45:07who's guacamole wizard
00:45:10here you go
00:45:13oh my god
00:45:14did you think that Jake was your secret little online boyfriend
00:45:17oh sweetie
00:45:18I've been bribing him this whole time
00:45:20to pretend to like you
00:45:21what
00:45:22why would you do that
00:45:23oh I don't know Cole
00:45:24why do you think I would do that
00:45:28Jake
00:45:28is this true
00:45:29have you been pretending to like me this whole time
00:45:33sorry
00:45:35it was nothing personal
00:45:42yeah nothing personal
00:45:44oh
00:45:45oh
00:45:49all right
00:45:50all right
00:45:51all right
00:45:51enough
00:45:52what in the world is going on here
00:45:54is that a leaf blower
00:45:56that's all him
00:45:57okay well you both have detention so
00:46:04let me get this straight
00:46:05you stole a leaf blower
00:46:08and defaced school property
00:46:09it wasn't school property dad
00:46:11it was Jen's cyber boy spreadsheets
00:46:13jesus christ
00:46:14how did
00:46:14how does she always get away with this shit
00:46:16could it be because her father's running for senate call
00:46:19do you think that's what it could be
00:46:20who cares
00:46:21I care
00:46:23and
00:46:24I hear she's got an eye for you
00:46:26so you're taking her to prom
00:46:27what
00:46:28I'm not over my dead body
00:46:30oh
00:46:30because you're like that Hayley girl
00:46:33I'm firing her mother
00:46:34right now
00:46:35no no please don't
00:46:36please
00:46:37then you're taking Jen to prom
00:46:39max's dad called
00:46:41he said he's having a party tomorrow
00:46:42you're gonna go
00:46:43and you're gonna ask Jen to prom
00:46:45end of discussion
00:46:53come on you big coward
00:46:54message him
00:46:55just do it
00:46:56just do it
00:47:00you must think I'm the biggest idiot
00:47:08I could never think that
00:47:15but I thought you were Jake
00:47:16please can't you just tell me now
00:47:18I think I've had enough public humiliation for one lifetime
00:47:25I heard that guy max is throwing a party tomorrow
00:47:27if you want
00:47:28I'll meet you there
00:47:41okay
00:47:42you got this Hayley
00:47:44just take a deep breath
00:47:45you got this
00:47:46you got this
00:47:50you look beautiful
00:47:54thank you mom
00:48:14hey Hayley
00:48:15I'm glad you came
00:48:16you look so pretty
00:48:17hi
00:48:18hey Max
00:48:19your house is gorgeous
00:48:21I mean
00:48:21no it's just my parents blood money
00:48:23you know they're upstairs watching the last of us right now
00:48:25they don't care about shit
00:48:27get drunk girl
00:48:27woo
00:48:31yeah
00:48:42what are you doing here
00:48:43valley whore
00:48:46looks like the catfish came out of the pond
00:48:49hey everyone let's give it up for valley whore
00:48:51valley whore
00:48:56jen
00:48:56why are you doing this
00:48:58what have I even done to you
00:48:59to me
00:48:59oh
00:49:00I'm actually concerned about our whole community
00:49:02because those little cringy messages on your castle game
00:49:05those are concerning
00:49:06actually
00:49:07kind of a bit of a perv
00:49:09did you know that
00:49:10Hayley
00:49:11she's a little pervy princess
00:49:13pervy princess
00:49:16pervy princess
00:49:17pervy princess
00:49:19pervy princess
00:49:22hey let's get pervy tonight
00:49:24leave me alone
00:49:26is there a fire
00:49:28okay we set off the alarm
00:49:42call
00:49:43I don't know.
00:50:21Are you... him?
00:50:23Would you stop trying to find your stupid little cyber boyfriend?
00:50:27Okay, Cole is not him.
00:50:29Anyways, we are going to the prom together.
00:50:31No, I'm not.
00:50:32Yes, you are.
00:50:33It's okay.
00:50:34You can be honest about your feelings.
00:50:37So you too.
00:50:39This whole time.
00:50:43Oh my God, I am such an idiot.
00:50:46Hey, wait.
00:50:51Hey, wait.
00:50:52Please, at least take my jacket.
00:50:54You know, if you really wanted to humiliate me, you didn't have to go to the extra effort.
00:50:58Jen was doing just fine.
00:50:59I wasn't trying to humiliate you.
00:51:00Then what were you trying to do?
00:51:02I guess you.
00:51:03Obviously, the what-cools were just an added bonus.
00:51:06I knew I shouldn't have trusted you.
00:51:09Now, what about guacamole, wizard?
00:51:12What are you...
00:51:21Who is that?
00:51:22No, just the devil.
00:51:26Get in the car.
00:51:29I'm not going to ask you again, Cole.
00:51:32Get in the car!
00:51:33Dad, can you just act normal for once and please introduce yourself to...
00:51:36Haley!
00:51:37I already assumed that's who this was.
00:51:40I'm a stripedance.
00:51:41So, you're the scholarship trash that's hell-bent on ruining Cole's life?
00:51:46Well, I've got news for you, young lady.
00:51:48My son is going to marry a good girl from a respectable family.
00:51:53And that's not you.
00:51:55You will be forgotten.
00:51:57You're a maid's daughter.
00:51:58And your mom works for me.
00:52:00Stay away from him.
00:52:02Or I swear to God, your mother is fired.
00:52:06Dad, stop!
00:52:07Don't you touch my family.
00:52:10I'll stay away.
00:52:12Haley, come on.
00:52:13You don't mean that.
00:52:15I hate everything you stand for.
00:52:19I hate your greed and your callousness and your elitist ideas of what you think a good person looks like.
00:52:25I hate everything about you.
00:52:27I hate all of it.
00:52:28I don't want any part of it.
00:52:31So, Cole, go with your dad.
00:52:35Haley!
00:52:44No laptop and no phone for a week.
00:52:47Ever since mom died, you've turned into this co-patriarch.
00:52:50Haley, not that's real love.
00:52:51Why do you have to make me so miserable?
00:52:53I promised your mother I would make you a success, son.
00:52:56Even if it meant saving you from yourself.
00:53:06Hi, Haley.
00:53:07I'm Emma.
00:53:09I know who you are.
00:53:10Right.
00:53:10I just felt kind of bad that I accidentally helped and ruin your life.
00:53:15So, I wanted to return your laptop to you.
00:53:18Good as new.
00:53:23Oh, wow.
00:53:25Thanks, Emma.
00:53:27Okay, bye.
00:53:32One down, one to go.
00:53:35You're so cool.
00:53:36I know, Emma.
00:53:38Wanna go to prom?
00:53:39Why not?
00:53:41Let's get these lovers together.
00:53:48Hi, Mr. Edmunds.
00:53:49Hi, Max.
00:53:51And Max's friend.
00:53:52Sorry, we weren't expecting you.
00:53:54Cole's grounded.
00:53:55Oh, he is?
00:53:57But it was his 18th birthday today.
00:54:00What can I say, Max?
00:54:02Actions have consequences.
00:54:04Birthday or no, Cole is grounded.
00:54:06Well, that really sucks because he's also the president of the prom committee.
00:54:12We were supposed to review budgets today.
00:54:15Cole?
00:54:16My son, Cole?
00:54:17Reviewing budgets.
00:54:19He's never reviewed a budget a day in his life.
00:54:21Well, Mr. Edmunds, today could be that day.
00:54:23And we just have to give him back this school-sanctioned laptop so we can get back to his very
00:54:27important and very respectable budgetary work.
00:54:39Go away!
00:54:43Max, what are you guys doing here?
00:54:46Happy birthday, Cole.
00:54:48I brought you my laptop and logged into your Castle Claimers account.
00:54:51Just get it back to me by tomorrow.
00:54:52What?
00:54:53What's going on?
00:54:54Dude, it's your 18th birthday.
00:54:56You can tell Haley who you are now.
00:54:58You can be together.
00:54:59Just log into this stupid game and tell the girl who you love who you really are.
00:55:04No.
00:55:05I'll tell her myself.
00:55:07Stick me in your car.
00:55:14Welcome to the wizard.
00:55:17Mom, I'm fine.
00:55:19I just need some time alone.
00:55:28Open the door.
00:55:30Wait, what?
00:55:32He's here?
00:55:41It's you.
00:55:43I should have given you this to you a long time ago.
00:55:47Haley, I wanted to tell you who I was from the very beginning.
00:55:50My dad threatened to fire your mom and I had to wait a really long time to tell you who
00:55:54I was.
00:55:55I got my inheritance.
00:55:57And I can protect you and your family, so you don't have to choose.
00:56:13Haley, I understand if this changes things.
00:56:16If you don't love me the way you love guacamole wizard, but I need you to know I love you.
00:56:36Nicole, I love you.
00:56:38You do?
00:56:40Yes, you idiot.
00:56:41I've loved you for months.
00:56:43I mean, this whole guacamole wizard thing was so confusing, though, because I had to be loyal to him.
00:56:50But you're him.
00:56:52You didn't expect her.
00:56:54I, I mean, I, I always hoped it was you.
00:56:59What do you hope to?
00:57:01Yes.
00:57:02I hoped it was you.
00:57:03You were always there for me.
00:57:07You're hot and you're really fucking hot.
00:57:15Hey, uh, one of those things I said we could do?
00:57:19You never know.
00:57:21Yeah.
00:57:22Yeah.
00:57:24Take my clothes off.
00:57:26You're getting there, don't worry.
00:57:30Mm.
00:57:30I want to be on you.
00:57:32Just be on me.
00:57:35I want to be on you.
00:57:38Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:57:42Just be on me.
00:57:49Okay, so what do you think?
00:57:52Ten out of ten.
00:57:53Oh.
00:57:54Yeah.
00:57:54One two again.
00:57:56I'll get sex with sex with me specifically.
00:57:58I've only ever had sex with you specifically.
00:58:01All right.
00:58:02All right, that's fair.
00:58:03I'll take that as a win.
00:58:10What is my life now?
00:58:12Am I being nice to Cole Edmonds?
00:58:15Oh, God, no.
00:58:16I fully expect you to continue to berate me endlessly.
00:58:20No, I'll just, I'll just lust behind it.
00:58:24There's always been lust behind it.
00:58:25I'll see you in a minute now.
00:58:27Stop it.
00:58:31Say, is it promenade?
00:58:35I think you know if it's promenade.
00:58:37Okay.
00:58:39But the real question is, do you got a date?
00:58:44Cole, are you asking me to prom?
00:58:46I would have asked you earlier,
00:58:48but Jay kind of gave me to the gym.
00:58:50Oh, God, please don't mention his name again.
00:58:51I don't want to hear it.
00:58:53Yeah, you don't have to ask me twice.
00:58:55But I don't even have a dress.
00:58:58Later.
00:59:02I just slept with Cole Edmonds,
00:59:05and I'm in love with Cole Edmonds.
00:59:06Who would have guessed?
00:59:11I thought,
00:59:13only the best for my princess.
00:59:15Where did you get that?
00:59:18I might have gotten you a dress
00:59:20on the off chance that you
00:59:22might have wanted to go to prom with me
00:59:24and maybe had nothing to wear.
00:59:28Of course they'll go to prom with you.
00:59:34Mr. Edmonds,
00:59:35I didn't expect you to be here.
00:59:38Cole, are you here?
00:59:40Cole, are you here?
00:59:43Mr. Edmonds,
00:59:44you can't just barge into my house like this.
00:59:47I see you, Cole.
00:59:47You are a big pro.
01:00:05Hey, uh,
01:00:07you almost done in there?
01:00:08You try changing into an evening gown
01:00:10in a bunch of thorny bushes.
01:00:13Okay, I'm ready.
01:00:25What do you think?
01:00:30My God, Haley,
01:00:31you are the most beautiful thing
01:00:33I have ever seen.
01:00:36Uh-uh-uh.
01:00:37I just hunched over
01:00:38in a car mirror
01:00:39to do this lipstick.
01:00:40You're not messing it up
01:00:40for at least 20 minutes.
01:00:4320 more minutes.
01:00:44We're in.
01:00:46Deal.
01:00:49Thank you all
01:00:50for using the prom voting site
01:00:52to cast your votes.
01:00:53I hear we have a winner.
01:00:57And your 2026 prom queen is...
01:01:02Jen Longfellow.
01:01:06Oh, my God.
01:01:08Thank you guys so much.
01:01:11Seriously, this makes the world to me.
01:01:12I mean, like,
01:01:13who else would win, right?
01:01:15Oh, this is just
01:01:16the perfect moment.
01:01:22Oh, my God.
01:01:23That's Haley and Cole.
01:01:26Haley's fine.
01:01:27What does he have?
01:01:28Yes.
01:01:32Hey, uh,
01:01:34most 10 minutes up.
01:01:35No.
01:01:36But who cares?
01:01:39Hell yeah.
01:01:46I am the queen, okay?
01:01:48She's just a little
01:01:48pervy princess.
01:01:50Come on.
01:01:51Everyone say it with me.
01:01:53Pervy princess.
01:01:54Pervy princess.
01:01:55Pervy princess.
01:02:00Wait.
01:02:02Wait, wait, wait.
01:02:03What are those?
01:02:04Those are texts
01:02:04between me and my dad.
01:02:05Make Cole Edmonds
01:02:07fall in love with you.
01:02:09His dad's month
01:02:10is essential
01:02:11to funding my campaign.
01:02:13Don't worry, Daddy.
01:02:14If I can't have him,
01:02:16no one can.
01:02:18I'm gonna destroy
01:02:19Haley Roth's life.
01:02:20Is this real?
01:02:22Jen's crazy.
01:02:24Who did this?
01:02:26Who did this?
01:02:29What?
01:02:30You exploited me
01:02:31for a hacking job
01:02:32and didn't think
01:02:32I was gonna hack your phone?
01:02:34You little shit.
01:02:36You know, Jen,
01:02:37as the principal,
01:02:39I'm supposed to remain
01:02:40impartial
01:02:41and above all
01:02:42of this petty drama.
01:02:45But quite frankly,
01:02:47you are the worst.
01:02:49And I think it's time
01:02:50that you are expelled
01:02:52from Edmonds Academy.
01:02:53You can't do that!
01:02:55I'm the principal,
01:02:55so yes, I can.
01:03:02Oh, my God!
01:03:06There was no wintering shit!
01:03:09You lied to me!
01:03:10Oh, my God!
01:03:15Oh, my God!
01:03:16Get her!
01:03:16Haley, catch.
01:03:21Oh.
01:03:22Oh.
01:03:23My princess finally has her crown.
01:03:26Now all I need
01:03:27is my handsome prince.
01:03:28Oh.
01:03:29Yeah, no can do.
01:03:31All I have to offer
01:03:32is a hallway night
01:03:33with a chip on his shoulder
01:03:35and a awesome sense of humor.
01:03:37Oh.
01:03:38How can I refuse?
01:03:45Oh, no.
01:03:46That's my dad.
01:03:49We are going home
01:03:50right now.
01:03:52You disobeyed me
01:03:53for the last time, boy.
01:03:54Yeah, I'm not a boy, dad.
01:03:57You talk all the time
01:03:58about wanting a man
01:03:59that's worthy
01:04:00of the family last name.
01:04:01Yet,
01:04:02you can't see
01:04:02I've already become that man.
01:04:05and it's because of Haley.
01:04:06And you can accept that
01:04:08or I'll make my own path
01:04:09and best believe me, I can.
01:04:12I'll say this.
01:04:14It's the most backbone
01:04:15I've ever seen in you, Cole.
01:04:19Joy pride.
01:04:27I am so proud of you.
01:04:30I kind of done
01:04:31with all you being by my side.
01:04:33That was terrifying.
01:04:35It's not like we haven't
01:04:36slayed a dragon before.
01:04:38Well, so...
01:04:39I love you, Giacomoly.
01:04:41I love you, Guacamole Wizard.
01:04:43Oh, my God.
01:04:44I gotta change that username.
01:04:45Yeah, you do.
01:04:46Hey.
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