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Jingle All the Way 2 (2014) [Full Movie] [Full Series]Full EP - Full
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16:44here. I see. If you want a fir tree, we've got Douglas fir, we've got Noble fir, we've got
16:49Conkler fir, we've got Canaan fir, but you know what? You look more like a pine guy to me. Do
16:54I
16:54look like a pine guy? Uh-huh. Here I thought I was more of a Conkler. Boy, all these years
17:00I've
17:00been living a lot. Well, we have white pine, Virginia pine, and scotch pine. So, what's your
17:05pleasure? I want something very special and cheap. Special and cheap, huh? Well, the ones that are
17:11cheaper tend to be on the more sparse side, but you can cover it up if you flock it.
17:16Flocked? This one right here is only $165. $165? How much is the flocking? Oh, the flocking's
17:25free. You know what? I'll just take the flocking. Well, you could go for this little guy over
17:30here. He might be more in your price range. What in tarnation is that thing? That is a
17:37special order. 50-foot Norway spruce shipped from Maine. 50-foot? It cost $10,000. $10,000?
17:47What kind of blockhead buys a Christmas tree for $10,000? Okay. Yeah, yeah. That's great. Oh,
17:54never mind. Hey, can you give me a second? I want to check that tree out. Sure. That's something else.
18:03You couldn't find anything bigger? Just kidding. Thank you very much. It's fantastic.
18:10Hey, Trish. Oh, oh, it's perfect. Noelle's going to love it. It's going to be the best tree lighting
18:14ever. Victor, I get that Baxter Box always goes to town's tree lighting ceremony, but do you really
18:20have to buy the town a $10,000 tree? Are you trying to run for mayor or something? No, no,
18:26hun. I'm just
18:26trying to buy some goodwill and affection here. I just figured the bigger the tree, the more the
18:31affection, right? Oh, so he's trying to buy Noelle's love. My little girl's love ain't for sale for
18:37anybody. Oh, sorry. Hey! Oh, I'm in here. Turn it off. I can't see. Turn it off. Somebody turn this
18:47machine off.
18:48I can't. I can't. I can't. Dad, what happened? Well, I hope somebody got the license plate
19:02of that pigeon. You want to have a snowball fight, huh? Come on.
19:24You've got a really good arm. Got you. Ha ha. Ha ha. Ha ha. Ha ha. Ah. Ha ha. Ha
19:36ha.
19:36No?
19:37OK, this is war.
19:38Yeah!
19:39Ow!
19:40Oh, wait a minute.
19:41You made me.
19:41Ah!
19:42He-he-he!
19:44Ah!
19:45Ah!
19:46Ow!
19:47Ow!
19:47Ow!
19:48I'm going to feel this in the morning.
19:49Yeah!
19:50How are you even doing that?
19:52Oh!
19:53Ooh!
19:54Ha!
19:55Ha, ha, ha.
19:56I hit you a hundred times.
19:59I got you a million and 98.
20:05Hey, you two have fun?
20:07We had tons of fun.
20:08I totally nailed Victor.
20:10Oh, good for you.
20:12Well, your lunch is ready for you in the kitchen.
20:14And remember, we're dropping you off your dads at 3.
20:18We have enough time for another snowball fight after lunch.
20:21Right, Victor?
20:23You wouldn't be interested in peace talks, would you?
20:26Not a chance.
20:29I had a lot of fun with you, Victor.
20:35Oh, me too.
20:37You're almost as much fun as my dad.
20:45Almost as much fun as Larry.
20:52I can't compete with that guy.
20:56Skating, sledding, hockey, ice fishing.
20:59It was like a big, squishy teddy bear.
21:03This isn't a competition, Victor.
21:05You're Noelle's dad, too.
21:07Dad number two.
21:09Second best.
21:10Runner-up.
21:11A substitute.
21:14Not the real thing, but a startling simulation.
21:17Dad two as in dad also.
21:21Your job is to be there for Noelle.
21:24Same as Larry.
21:26That's all that matters.
21:28Okay?
21:34Okay.
21:42I'm telling you, Claude.
21:44Bitch, you may have a snow machine, but Noelle is going to love this.
21:47Larry, this is crazy.
21:49Yeah, but this is a real good kind of crazy.
21:52Who needs a snow machine when you've got real snow?
21:56Go like this.
21:58It's better on your back.
22:06When is he gonna be here?
22:07I'm sure he'll be here soon, honey.
22:10Hopefully in the next year.
22:12That's Larry.
22:14There he is.
22:18Hey!
22:24Hi, Daddy.
22:25Where's my little girl?
22:28Oh, good night, Larch.
22:32Whoa, you're getting big.
22:33We've been waiting for a half hour, Larry.
22:35Where have you been?
22:36I got a surprise for Noelle.
22:38A surprise?
22:39What is it?
22:39What is it?
22:40How would you like to have some real snow at Christmas?
22:43We already have snow at Victor's.
22:45I know, but that's that fake stuff.
22:48I mean real snow.
22:48Just come out of the sky and everything.
22:50It's real snow, not that synthetic, man-made, polyester stuff that you got at your house.
22:55This is real.
22:57That would be awesome.
22:59Darn right it would be.
23:00Let's show these non-believers, Larry.
23:02Boy, up until Dad's gonna be excited, this is the best idea I ever had.
23:05Get ready to be bulldozed.
23:07Hold up!
23:08Ahhhhh!
23:10Ohhhhhhh!
23:13Ohhhh!
23:15Anybody got a towel?
23:17Daddy?
23:20Do you know what that is?
23:22No.
23:23It's a tickle monster!
23:24Ahhh!
23:26It's a tickle monster!
23:28All right, you goof, time for bed.
23:31good night dad thanks for the smell i really liked it even though it was melted and everything
23:38ah sweetie that's nice of you i appreciate it listen i love you good night now you have a
23:46good night's sleep okay good night daddy good night sweetie
24:00oh i don't know claude i just can't catch a break i don't know how i can compete with victor
24:06no it's tough i'll give you that he's younger richer more educated he's in great shape much
24:14much much better looking all right i get the point
24:17look the more important question is why do you feel the need to compete with victor
24:22noelle doesn't care about that stuff she loves you for you larry
24:26i am pretty lovable good night larry
24:42is my angle ready to order i sure am
24:46i was referring to the little angel oh sorry my usual maggie please pb and j light on the pb
24:54and
24:54heavy on j correct you know what i'll have the same thing i would have to deep fried everything
25:01hold the salad boom tell you what maggie you know me pretty good i got your number larry
25:12so what you're working on there your homework my letter to saint top letter to saint i thought you got
25:18that done july 4th there's something special i want what is it i can't tell you or anyone else
25:28if i do it won't come true it's like making a wish no no no don't worry i'm not going
25:35to ruin that but
25:36uh hey can you give me a little hint i'm asking santa for the one thing i want more than
25:46anything
25:48in the world well hey i got an idea there's a mailbox right over here why don't you give me
25:56the
25:56letter and then i'll run it out there would you daddy thank you so much you got it squirt come
26:03i'll be
26:14right back
26:14hey larry hey claude what's going on noelle's letter to santa claus figure what victor can do in quantity
26:24i can do with quality what you're not thinking of opening that are you yeah of course i mean look
26:32victor can get her big old trees and a bunch of fancy lights and a bunch of fake snow but
26:38when i
26:38see what she's got in here what she really wants for christmas i can give it to her that's a
26:42private
26:43letter not addressed to you not to mention that's a federal crime claude it's my daughter's letter to
26:52santa claus i think we're going to be fine that's just wrong wrong wrong wrong and you see this this
26:59is
26:59my letter to santa claus if i find out you tampered with it well you're going to answer to me
27:04and mr claus
27:05himself
27:13boy who pooped in his hash browns
27:38boy her handwriting's horrible just like her daddy dear santa for christmas i want my family to get
27:46the hair hair hair uh
27:51have a sony huh the heck's a hair sony bye bye daddy see you later sweetheart
28:04so what did you and larry do today not much uh-huh more ice fishing no we just went to
28:11the diner
28:14i wrote a letter of santa oh oh let me guess uh pixie and her starburst buddies
28:21little paris and her magical closet those are little kid toys whoa hold on what um
28:29what did you ask santa for i can't tell you or else i won't get what i want i didn't
28:35even tell dad
28:36oh oh well you know we should probably mail those letters right away so uh you know i could take
28:44it for
28:44you dad already did did he he ran right out of the diner to mail as soon as i wrote
28:51it
28:55really
28:58thanks excuse me
29:04security welling here welling i have an assignment for you
29:13yes sir it would be my pleasure sir
29:30um what are you up to chubby
29:41oh hey hi i'm jeffrey welcome to toy traders merry christmas happy holidays happy hanukkah happy
29:48kwanzaa and a very happy winter solstice i think you got all the bases covered oh thank you hey listen
29:55i'm looking for something but i don't quite know what i'm looking for okay uh harrison
30:03i'm sorry i'm having a hard time reading your handwriting oh that's not my handwriting
30:07it's my daughter she said oh mine's a lot worse trust me oh it is wow um yeah you have
30:14any of those yeah
30:15uh uh no clue no idea sir wait a second unless she means harrison what's the harrison harrison the
30:26talking bear you are gonna love this follow me yes why harrison the talking bear haven't you heard
30:32it's only the most popular toy amongst the coveted five to ten year old age demographic so the bear
30:38learns the kids names and then says it back to them it's the hottest story this season really oh yeah
30:44that bear they love it that's what kids are going nuts over going nuts for the bear well all right
30:50i
30:50guess i'll get my daughter one oh sorry but we're all sold out these things keep flying off the shelves
30:55as fast as we can stock them my daughter really wants one of these bears you think maybe you might
31:01have one in the back sorry but if you write your name and number down there i will call you
31:08as soon
31:09as we get some more in you think maybe some other stores might have one of these bears hmm maybe
31:14but
31:15you'll have to try again tomorrow because all the shops are closing up right now all right well looks
31:19like tomorrow i'm going bear hunting no thanks for shopping at toy traders merry christmas happy
31:25holidays happy hanukkah happy kwanzaa very happy winter solstice okay okay merry christmas in any
31:31language merry christmas hey hi i'm jeffrey welcome to toy traders can i help you out with anything
31:37a harrison talking bear are you sure that's what he asked for he seemed really desperate to get it
31:45so noel wants a harrison talking bear
31:49and to your knowledge he hasn't found one yet nope all the other stores are closed although he'll
31:55certainly be out looking for one tomorrow good
32:00i have another assignment for you
32:09five more minutes give me five more minutes
32:16eleven thirty
32:17i got the holiday wrapped up tight
32:31thank you
32:32thank you
32:32wrapping up the presents wrapping up the year take the good with the bad
32:36be a good cheer
32:38i don't think i asked for much
32:40and just i need a certain touch
32:43oh what you gonna give me for christmas
32:46christmas
32:55christmas
32:57christmas
32:59oh
33:00hi
33:00i'm harris
33:02Ooh, wrap me up, yeah, yeah
33:06I got the holiday wrapped up tight
33:15Getting ready for the Christmas night
33:18I don't think I asked for much
33:23Interested in a certain search
33:26What you gonna get for Christmas, Christmas
33:30If I could have just one thing
33:34Let's load him up and move him out
33:36Christmas, Christmas, Christmas
33:43Let's wrap it up
33:46Wrap it up, yeah, yeah
33:50Oh, man
33:51Wrap it up, yeah, yeah
33:55Wrap it up, yeah, yeah
34:02Hi, excuse me
34:11Mine
34:21Uh-huh, yeah, I understand
34:24Well, let me ask you, you gonna be getting any more Harrison Bears in?
34:28Well, I'm glad it's the daggum funny
34:32Still no luck?
34:34Nothing
34:34Tried every toy store, then 500 miles
34:38Waynesville, Morgantown, Boone, they're all sold out
34:41Well, what about, um, online?
34:44eBay?
34:45Uh, they got rush delivery, right?
34:47As soon as they get to him, he's on the 26th
34:49I need it on Christmas, not the day after
34:51Well, I'm sure that she'll love whatever you got her
34:56Well, that's the problem
34:59I didn't get her nothing yet
35:02Planting ahead, I see
35:04Maggie, it ain't easy
35:05Back in the day when she was littler
35:07You know, going to some toy store
35:09Get her some kind of a doll with pink on it
35:12Or some kind of unicorn or bunny
35:13Or something with a magic wand
35:16She's older now
35:17It just doesn't work, it's a lot harder
35:21I gotta get that bear
35:29Here's Larry
35:30Hey, this is Jeffrey calling from Toy Traders
35:32You signed up for the Harrison waitlist?
35:34Well, I'm calling to tell you
35:36That we have more Harrison bears just arrived
35:38They'll be available tomorrow morning
35:40On a first-come, first-served basis
35:41So get here early
35:43Oh, man
35:45I don't believe it
35:46I got me a Harrison bear
35:50Woo!
35:51Pie for everybody
35:53You're the only one here, Larry
35:56Well, I'll take theirs
36:03Hey, Mr. Welling
36:06Hey, this is Jeffrey calling from Toy Traders
36:08Well, I'm calling to tell you
36:10Some really, really good news
36:12I see
36:13First-come, first-served
36:15What time do you open?
36:18We'll see you then
36:30I'm awake, I'm awake
36:37Yeah, you're a pretty good dad, Larry
36:43I bet Victor wouldn't do this for Noel
36:47Oh, man
36:49You gotta be kidding me
36:51Hey, is everybody in this line to buy a Harrison bear?
36:55That's right, friend
36:58What some people won't do to get a toy, huh?
37:01Yeah
37:03It's crazy
37:11How you doing?
37:13Some bear
37:15No, no, no
37:15I put one on hold
37:20Good morning, everyone
37:22Thank you for waiting outside all night long
37:24I am thrilled to let you know
37:26That we have a new shipment of Harrison bears
37:33Okay, one at a time
37:35Let's slow down
37:36Pick a time
37:37There's no rush
37:42Where are these bears?
37:47What?
37:48There's nothing here
37:50Oh, man, this can't be happening
37:52Hey, where are all the bears?
37:55Yeah, where's the new shipment?
37:57I'm sorry, everyone
37:58But the Harrison bears have sold out
38:00What?
38:01Oh, come on
38:04Thank you for shopping at Toy Traders
38:06And have a very merry Christmas
38:08A happy holidays
38:08Happy Hanukkah
38:10Happy Kwanzaa
38:10And a very happy winter solstice
38:13You mean to tell me that thing sold out in five minutes?
38:16More like 30 seconds
38:18First customer just came and bought them all
38:21He bought every one of them bears?
38:23Yeah, all 50 of them
38:25Guess he's got a lot of kids
38:26Did you guys like some kind of a one per family limit or something?
38:30I told you, it was first come, first serve
38:33Boy
38:35You know what?
38:36I hope you have a sucky holiday
38:38A sucky Christmas
38:39A sucky Hanukkah
38:40A sucky Kwanzaa
38:41A sucky winter salsa
38:46What are you looking at?
38:47You started the whole thing
38:50Oh, okay
38:51Well, it looks like someone's gonna get coal in their stocking this year
38:54When the coal
38:55When the fairies put the coal
38:57And you just wish you had something other than coal
39:11Hey
39:13You're the guy at the front of the line
39:15Are you the guy that's been buying up all these bears?
39:17First come, first serve
39:20You got like 50 of them
39:21How many kids you got?
39:22I have a lot of nephews and nieces
39:24Hey, listen
39:26You think maybe you could spare me one of them?
39:29I mean, I'll give you $100
39:32A hundred bucks, one bear
39:34Sorry
39:35Oh, man, look, I'm des-
39:36Man, I'm really desperate
39:37I'd love to have one of those
39:38Dammit
39:39Ah, jeez
39:40Ah, I'll go
39:42If you'll excuse me
39:44I have a lot more holiday shopping to attend to
39:53If I wouldn't pull a Christmas spirit, I'd have knocked him out
39:59And you're certain there's not a single Harrison bear on any shelf in town?
40:04Uh-huh
40:06Thank you, Welling
40:11Noelle, your dad's here
40:15Bye, sweet pea
40:16Bye, Mom
40:19So, how's everything, Larry?
40:21Oh, awesome
40:22Real good
40:23Couldn't be better
40:23Dude, any last-minute Christmas shopping?
40:25A little bit, you?
40:26Nope, nope, no
40:27I think I got it pretty much wrapped up this year
40:28Good
40:29In fact, I think this is going to turn out to be an extra special Christmas for someone we both
40:33know
40:36You two have fun
40:39Come on, Dad
40:48Wow, this is looking really great
40:51You're darn right at that, look at that
40:53Dad, you're eating all the shingles
40:56I know
40:58It's pathetic, ain't it?
41:00Here I thought I'd be pulled after the chimney
41:04Don't worry, sweetheart
41:05I got enough shingles for 10,000 gingerbread houses
41:10Hey, I bet Victor doesn't have time to make a gingerbread house with you like I do
41:15You know, he's been awfully busy
41:17I mean, some big project called Operation Who's Your Daddy
41:26Let me ask you something
41:27You didn't happen to tell Victor was in that letter you wrote to Santa Claus, did you?
41:31Oh, no, Dad
41:31I want to do anything that might keep me from getting what I asked for
41:36Boy, you really want that thing, don't you?
41:39Whatever it is
41:41Uh, hey, sweetheart, let me ask you something
41:45What if Santa Claus isn't able to get you what you asked for?
41:48Oh, no, Dad, don't even say that
41:50I know Santa will come through
41:53He just has to
42:06You haven't even touched your pie?
42:07Oh, Maggie
42:09I ain't got much of an appetite
42:12Maybe I should take your pulse to see if you're still alive
42:15It's a dead gum stuffed bear
42:17It's stressing me out
42:18You haven't found one yet?
42:20No
42:20Them stuffed bears are rarer than a cab driver with fresh breath
42:26Hey
42:26Maybe you should ask those ladies where they got theirs
42:30Hurry
42:31That's a Harrison bear
42:33I'll be right back
42:38Excuse me, ladies
42:39Excuse me, ladies
42:40Hold on
42:42I'm desperate
42:43It's about your bear
42:44What about the bear?
42:46Well, I want it and I was wondering if anybody...
42:49You're the fifth person in the last hour to ask us about it
42:52And we're telling you like we told all the others
42:54It's not for sale at any price
42:56No, I don't want to buy it
42:57I was just saying...
42:58Oh, so you just want to take it
43:00Nobody takes this bear
43:02It's for our grandniece
43:04No, I think you're misunderstanding
43:06We're warning you
43:07We've taken a senior citizen self-defense class
43:10Huh?
43:11Stop it!
43:12I...
43:14That'll teach ya
43:15Don't mess with a senior
43:18There you go
43:21Oh, it's long Christmas is getting violent
43:23Oh, it's a Harrison bear
43:31Rooster's tavern
43:34Reindeer charity fundraiser
43:36Yeah
43:42Welcome, ladies and gentlemen
43:45To Rooster's tavern's annual
43:47Bucking reindeer charity fundraiser
43:51Hurrah!
43:55I'm not too crazy about this
43:57We have ten very brave Santas up here
44:00Willing to risk life and limb
44:03To help raise Johnny from St. Luke's Children's Hospital
44:06By trying to see how long they can stay up
44:10I mean, I've never ridden a mechanical reindeer before
44:14Neither have I
44:15But the way I figure it
44:17Vogue's office riding it gives us a better chance
44:18Of wearing that Harrison bear down there for no hell
44:20And the Santa who stays on the longest
44:22Will win our grand prize
44:28We got it, we got it
44:30Better give up now, fellas
44:31My boy wants that bear for Christmas
44:33And I never let my boy down
44:35Yeah, well, my little girl wants it too
44:37And I never let my little girl down
44:40Tell you something, it ain't over till it's over
44:42Oh, it's over
44:43Let the game begin!
44:47Stand at number one!
44:48Victory!
44:49That's standing number one up here
44:50Are you ready, standing number one?
44:52On your mark!
44:54Get shut!
44:56Let's rise!
44:58Good luck!
44:59Touch it, Santa!
45:00Yes!
45:02Go!
45:02Got it!
45:04He's holding on for tear-like!
45:06He's holding on for tear-like!
45:07He's holding on for tear-like!
45:07Thank you!
45:08He's solved!
45:09We've got his score!
45:11Seven seconds!
45:12Not a bad start, Santa number one!
45:14Well, let's get the second Santa Claus up here.
45:16Good luck, Claude.
45:18You can do it, Claude. Stay on her, buddy.
45:21Santa number two, are you ready?
45:23I'm ready.
45:25Ready, set, let's ride!
45:30That was anchor today.
45:33How long did I go for?
45:35You were on board.
45:37One second.
45:39One second, everybody.
45:41Keep it going for Santa number three.
45:42Let's ride!
45:51Man, he's got nine seconds!
46:00Let's ride!
46:06Go, go, go!
46:10Yes!
46:11Yes!
46:11Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho, yeah!
46:13Santa number seven.
46:15Come on down!
46:17Woo-ho!
46:19Let's ride!
46:22Number seven throwing on!
46:24Oh, yeah.
46:26He's got his favorite!
46:28Oh, my gosh!
46:30Look at this guy go!
46:31Oh, he's still hanging on!
46:33He's holding on for dear life!
46:35I am!
46:36He's still going!
46:37He's still going!
46:37Help, man!
46:38He's still going!
46:39You've got to be kidding me!
46:41Number seven, 22 seconds!
46:47You've done it, number seven!
46:49What are you going to do, Larry?
46:50You can't hold on for 23 seconds.
46:52I want to get something out of my truck.
46:54Come on!
46:55Let me tell you something.
46:56This glue is going to give me the edge I need.
46:58Do me a favor.
46:59Get my backside, would you?
47:00Oh, that's disgusting.
47:01Would you just do my backside there?
47:03Do you want Noel to win that bear or not?
47:05Oh, yeah.
47:06Do not forget, you must get at least 23 seconds on the bull to win the grand prize.
47:14Let's go, boys!
47:15Let's run!
47:17Come on, Timmy!
47:26How fast does this thing go?
47:27Okay.
47:29Move!
47:29Now!
47:30Come on, man!
47:32Hey, Norma!
47:34No, let's go!
47:44Help me!
47:49Go!
47:54Damn.
47:55No!
48:00He's done it! 31 seconds! We got a new champion!
48:05Don't worry! I won! 31 seconds, you hear it?
48:10You have won yourself a weekend for two in the beautiful, romantic Pocono Mountains!
48:20Pocono?
48:21No, no, no, I wanted the bear!
48:23I thought first prize was the bear!
48:26Well done! Now, in second place, rider number seven, you have won Harrison the Talking Bear!
48:34I won?
48:38My boy's gonna have the best Christmas ever! Oh yeah! Number two! Give it up for number two! Oh yeah!
48:48And what am I gonna do with the trip to the Poconos?
48:51I'll go with you.
48:53Come on, Claude!
48:55Boy, it's breezy in here.
48:59I'll tell you, Claude, I don't know. I know this, though. At this rate, I'm never gonna get one of
49:05them bears.
49:06I'll tell you, Claude, I'll tell you, I'll tell you, I'll tell you, I'll tell you, I'll tell you, I'll
49:07tell you, I'll tell you, I'll tell you what you want.
49:11What is going on?
49:14What is going on?
49:20Harrison loves to play!
49:22Anybody in the air?
49:24That tickles!
49:26I'm baby Harrison!
49:28Time for a nap!
49:31Hi, Heidi ho!
49:32I'm Harrison!
49:33I'm Harrison!
49:35I'm Harrison!
49:39This is fun! Harrison loves exercise!
49:44Where are all these bears coming from?
49:47Oh, you!
49:48Oh, you!
49:49Hey, did you get any more of them talking bears in?
49:52Oh, hey! We certainly do!
49:53Oh, man, everybody's got one but me. Can I have one?
49:56Yes, you can.
49:57Yes, you can.
49:58Hi, I'm Larry the loser bear. Get her done.
50:02Hey, that ain't a Harrison bear. That's a me bear!
50:04Why, this is the second most popular toy amongst the coveted five to ten-year-old age demographic.
50:09Second most?
50:10Well, what's the most popular?
50:12This one.
50:14Hi-dee-ho! I'm Victor the talking bear.
50:16I'm the best dad ever, and I'll buy whatever your little heart desires.
50:24I love that one. Every kid in America wants one of these.
50:27A Victor bear? Daddy, can I please have it?
50:31That's the thing. I want more than anything for Christmas.
50:44I'm here at Town Hall where they're setting up a soup kitchen for the homeless.
50:48As you can see, there are some wonderful toys that will be handed out at noon today to needy boys
50:54and girls by none other than Santa himself.
50:57Ho, ho, ho! Merry Christmas!
51:01Thank you, Santa. I'm Margot Price, Channel One News.
51:04Thanks, Margot.
51:05Oh, man. You could not be thinking what you're thinking right now.
51:09...which reportedly originated in...
51:18You happy?
51:20You happy?
51:21You happy?
51:22You happy?
51:23You happy?
51:27Ugh!
51:31No gill, Larry. Come on.
51:35Yeah, this $500 donation way makes up for that bear.
51:39All right.
51:42Larry? Larry Phillips?
51:44Yeah.
51:45Is that you?
51:46Oh, uh, hey, Janie. Uh, how's Trix?
51:49Good, good. I was just dropping off some presents to donate for the charity event.
51:54I-I haven't seen you since we graduated from high school.
51:57I know. It's been a long time. All right, then.
52:00Larry, don't give up.
52:02You know? It's-it's bound to, uh, get better.
52:05Oh, no, Janie. I'm doing fine, really.
52:07These are, uh, these are just old clothes. It's wash day.
52:10I hope this isn't because I dumped you, Larry.
52:14Well, hold on a second. I-I kind of remember that differently. It was kind of mutual.
52:19Oh, okay. I have to go to church, but it was really good seeing you again, and-
52:24You, too.
52:24And I'm sure this is all just a little rough patch, you know?
52:28Oh.
52:28And I just want you to be brave.
52:31I don't need money, Janie.
52:33Larry, there is no shame in accepting help.
52:37You poor, poor man.
52:40I don't-
52:41What?
52:42Twenty bucks?
52:44Boy. Ho-ho. I'm in the wrong business.
52:49Ho-ho-ho-ho.
52:51Well, I think I got something very nice for you.
52:57Merry Christmas.
53:01I hear you want a doggy for Christmas.
53:04Ho-ho-ho. Well, we just happen to have one here.
53:09Here you go. Merry Christmas.
53:12Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho.
53:15Oh.
53:17That's what makes it all worthwhile.
53:21Whoa.
53:22How you doing, Santa?
53:23Are you kidding me?
53:25You-you're cutting off the circulation in my legs.
53:28Oh, come on. The real Santa Claus wouldn't care about stuff like that.
53:31Oh, yeah? Well, real Santa Claus is kind of busy this time of year, you might have noticed.
53:35Look, I'm here for my daughter.
53:37Oh, yeah? Why isn't she here herself?
53:40Well, I'll be honest with you, she's kind of scared of Santa Claus.
53:42How does a kid not like Santa Claus?
53:44Well, I don't know.
53:45I guess she must have sat on some Santa's lap that was sweating real bad and had bad breath and
53:49asked a lot of nosy questions.
53:51Okay, okay.
53:53Here you go.
53:54Ho-ho! This is for your daughter.
53:57She don't want that. She wants that Harrison bear. Can I get that Harrison bear?
53:59Dude, she's gonna love the dog.
54:01Santa Claus, I am not leaving your lap until I get that Harrison bear.
54:04As a matter of fact, I had some Mexican food last night and it's starting to bubble up on me.
54:08Oh, you're gonna give me that bear because if I explode on you, you're gonna have to call Roto-Rooter
54:12for some backup.
54:13Give this guy his bear.
54:15Give him his bear.
54:17Ha-ha!
54:19Oh, man, Santa Claus, you just made a dad and a little girl really happy.
54:24Oh, hi. I'm Harrison.
54:26I'm going for the bear.
54:27Woo!
54:27I got a bear.
54:30Ho-ho-ho-ho!
54:32I got a bear. I got a bear.
54:35Got me a Harrison bear.
54:36I can't believe I got a bear.
54:39Whoa! Is that a Harrison bear?
54:41Sure is, buddy. I got it for my daughter.
54:43Oh.
54:45She sure is lucky.
54:47I wanted the same thing, but Daddy says Santa's on a tight budget this year.
54:51That's terrible.
54:52Well, maybe your Daddy will come up with something and you'll have a good Christmas this year.
54:56He can't.
54:58He doesn't get out of jail till Valentine's Day.
55:02He was just trying to steal enough money so Mom could get her operation.
55:07Man, that's really sad.
55:09Oh, well.
55:10I just hope Santa doesn't forget me on Christmas.
55:13Like he did last year.
55:15And the year before that.
55:17And the year before that.
55:22Hey, kid.
55:24Catch.
55:26You're giving me your Harrison talking bear?
55:29Yeah.
55:30I figure since Santa's on a tight budget this year, I'll be Santa's helper.
55:35So, Merry Christmas.
55:39Sucker!
55:44And that's why some couples just have pets.
55:47I've been hacked.
55:49Hey, bring me back that bear!
55:53Come back in!
55:55Bring me back my bear!
56:02Excuse me.
56:03Sorry.
56:04Get out of here, sir!
56:08Get out of here!
56:14Get out of here, you little punk!
56:16Now give me that bear!
56:18Brat chance, Tubby!
56:19Tubby, come on.
56:20You know that's hurtful.
56:21I'm not Tubby.
56:22I'm Big Bone.
56:23Now give me that bear!
56:24Please, mister.
56:25Don't take my Harrison bear.
56:27I'm begging you.
56:30Just give me the bear.
56:31I won't let you take my bear.
56:33No matter how much you threaten me.
56:35Hey, hey, what's going on here?
56:36Are you threatening this little boy?
56:38I'm not threatening that little punk.
56:40He tricked me out of that bear.
56:41It was a gift from my daddy.
56:43He was in jail.
56:44And he wants to take it away from me.
56:46Oh, that's real rich, kid.
56:47That's real rich.
56:48You're pretty good, you know?
56:50Larry, just because you've fallen on hard times,
56:53that's no excuse to steal from a child.
56:57No, y'all are misunderstanding the whole thing about what's happening here.
57:01Oh, I understand.
57:02I understand you should be put in jail.
57:04Come on.
57:05Yes.
57:06Let's get him.
57:07Wait a minute.
57:08For the record, Janie, I dumped you.
57:13Oh, that's it.
57:14Let's get him!
57:15Let's get him!
57:16all right.
57:41We won't go.
57:44Let's get him!
57:45Oh!
57:45No!
57:45And to the point there, Mr.
57:47I'm starting to feel like the doofus myself, kid.
57:51On three.
57:53One, two, three.
58:00Stupid bear.
58:03That tickles!
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