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00:00:01What?
00:00:01Yeah, and I can't marry someone who picks up dog crap for a living.
00:00:04Well, at least I don't pose in my tighty-whities for money.
00:00:07Your place, your mind.
00:00:09I'm not staying in a doghouse.
00:00:11Ahem.
00:00:13Can you guys just keep it down? I have work tomorrow morning.
00:00:16Sorry.
00:00:17Hey, Amelia.
00:00:20Looks like someone needs obedience school.
00:00:22Are you gonna let him talk to me like that, Amelia?
00:00:24You started.
00:00:26Asshole!
00:00:26Crazy bitch!
00:00:27You told her?
00:00:28She's my sister.
00:00:30I don't care. That violates our agreement.
00:00:32How?
00:00:32What the fuck?
00:00:35What?
00:00:36Michelangelo?
00:00:37Don't worry.
00:00:39You're such a hypocrite.
00:00:41I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.
00:00:43I fucking hate you.
00:00:45I fucking hate you more.
00:00:53How was it?
00:00:54Well?
00:00:56That was the best sex I've ever had in my life.
00:01:01Wait.
00:01:01What are you doing?
00:01:02That is an original.
00:01:03I'm so sick of your bullshit.
00:01:06Oh, fine.
00:01:07I'll just hop in my time machine, go back to ancient Rome, and get another one.
00:01:10I don't care about your art, your money, your stupid mansion.
00:01:13You're treating me like shit.
00:01:15That's from the Renaissance.
00:01:17You are history's worst nightmare.
00:01:18I tried to make this work with you.
00:01:20We signed a contract.
00:01:21For an arranged marriage.
00:01:23Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?
00:01:26You are such a simpleton.
00:01:30Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:01:32Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat.
00:01:35I tried to get along with you.
00:01:36You brought this onto yourself.
00:01:38I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.
00:01:40Right back at you.
00:01:41I fucking hate you.
00:01:43I fucking hate you more.
00:02:05So, you were arrested.
00:02:08Again.
00:02:11To be fair, we thought it was legal to swim there.
00:02:15There is a fence around that reservoir.
00:02:18It says here that you broke in using bolt cutters.
00:02:23If I had known you invited me over here to lecture me, I wouldn't have came.
00:02:30Come on, Gucci.
00:02:31Come on.
00:02:32Good boy.
00:02:35Oh.
00:02:40Come on, Gucci.
00:02:41Let's go.
00:02:42Hey.
00:02:43Maria.
00:02:45Hey, Jane.
00:02:50Come on, Gucci.
00:02:51Let's go.
00:02:56You know, every time the paparazzi catch you acting crazy, it reflects on me.
00:03:01It reflects on the company that your mother and I built with our bare hands.
00:03:06The same one that pays for your ridiculous lifestyle.
00:03:09I make my own money.
00:03:11Oh, you see, you see.
00:03:14Underwear modeling, Lord.
00:03:15I am the spokesperson for man-thome.
00:03:18That means free underwear for life.
00:03:20For life.
00:03:21Some parents would be proud.
00:03:23Yeah?
00:03:23Other parents would be prouder if you went to your real job now and then.
00:03:27You are next up to be CEO at Dino Verlino Cosmetics.
00:03:32Now, how can I give you that job if you keep acting like a Kardashian, huh?
00:03:38Don't forget the meeting this afternoon, alright?
00:03:41And don't be late.
00:03:43Bye, Dad.
00:03:54Excuse me.
00:04:03Hello, my Gucci.
00:04:06Why won't Michelangelo just grow up, huh?
00:04:09He used to settle down and find himself a nice girl, huh?
00:04:14Like you, Amelia.
00:04:16Good one, Romulus.
00:04:34These are great.
00:04:36I still don't have what I'm looking for.
00:04:38Do you guys mind staying a little longer?
00:04:41No problem.
00:04:42Cool.
00:04:42Let's take five and then I want to see you in that leopard print.
00:04:49Hi.
00:04:51I'm Michelangelo.
00:04:53Chantal.
00:04:54Nice to meet you.
00:04:56I couldn't notice how hot you are.
00:04:59I've got tickets to the premiere...
00:05:04Hold on.
00:05:07Hey, Dad.
00:05:08Where the hell were you?
00:05:10Dad, I'm on a photo shoot.
00:05:12You're supposed to be at the office.
00:05:15Geppetto came here all the way from Milano.
00:05:18I can meet him later.
00:05:19Now the shoe lighting's back on the plane again.
00:05:21Well, you're the one who planned the meeting during my shoot.
00:05:24Michelangelo, you are 31 years old.
00:05:26You gotta stop acting like an idiot teenager.
00:05:28You could be running the world's largest cosmetic company right now.
00:05:32You interned.
00:05:33You went to business school.
00:05:35You...
00:05:36You have potential.
00:05:37Okay?
00:05:37But you say you want to be the CEO?
00:05:40Well, you're gonna have to prove it.
00:05:41Cause so far...
00:05:43I ain't seen the end date from you.
00:05:46Bye, Dad.
00:05:50Hey.
00:05:51You okay?
00:05:53Yeah.
00:05:54Um...
00:05:55But...
00:05:55I'd be a lot better if you'd go out with me tonight.
00:06:09So, it's a really rare form of cancer.
00:06:17Luckily, my doctors did catch it early.
00:06:20Oh, my God.
00:06:21There is an experimental treatment.
00:06:25But it's really expensive.
00:06:27And my insurance doesn't cover it.
00:06:30Don't worry about that.
00:06:32I have money saved.
00:06:34I'll find the rest.
00:06:35We will figure this out, okay?
00:06:37We're gonna get through this together.
00:06:38Together.
00:06:40Oh, yeah.
00:06:54Ciao, Gucci.
00:06:56Did she have a good walk?
00:07:01What's wrong?
00:07:05Yeah.
00:07:07I'm sorry.
00:07:08I'm sorry.
00:07:08This...
00:07:09No, no.
00:07:09Forget about it.
00:07:10I'm sorry about your sister.
00:07:12The treatments are just really expensive.
00:07:15I have a savings.
00:07:16For my doggy daycare.
00:07:18My dream.
00:07:19But...
00:07:22It's only enough for one treatment.
00:07:24And who knows how many she's gonna need.
00:07:26Betsy practically raised us.
00:07:29After our parents passed,
00:07:31I would do anything for her.
00:07:34Amelia,
00:07:36I think I might know how to get you that money.
00:07:39You do?
00:07:40Hmm.
00:07:42Come back tonight.
00:07:43And, uh,
00:07:46buy something nice.
00:07:48Come on, baby.
00:07:50Yes.
00:07:57Oh, Amelia, you look bellissima.
00:08:01Oh.
00:08:03Except for the dog hair.
00:08:06Come with me.
00:08:08I have someone I want you to meet.
00:08:10Are they from Italy?
00:08:12Yes.
00:08:13Wow.
00:08:13Yes, of course, everything's from Italy here.
00:08:16Well.
00:08:18Amelia, meet.
00:08:19Michelangelo, my son.
00:08:21I believe you both bumped into each other yesterday, huh?
00:08:24Mm-hmm.
00:08:25Yeah.
00:08:26Aren't you the cleaning lady?
00:08:27I'm a dog walker.
00:08:29Don't be so defensive.
00:08:32I wasn't.
00:08:36Well, I suppose I'll let you two get acquainted.
00:08:40I have some unfinished business to do.
00:08:42Why don't you give yourself a glass of vino?
00:08:44I'm really happy.
00:08:47Arrivederci, huh?
00:08:48Mm-hmm.
00:08:55Do you want to do me a favor?
00:09:00What exactly?
00:09:10How does it look?
00:09:11Not half bad.
00:09:13I mean, it's fine.
00:09:15Whatever.
00:09:19Let's do some sexy ones, okay?
00:09:22Or not.
00:09:23I don't feel like being your photographer all night.
00:09:25You work for my dad.
00:09:26You have to do what I say.
00:09:28You don't look like Romulus to me.
00:09:30Just a few more pictures.
00:09:32I'm not here to update your Tinder profile.
00:09:34I don't need Tinder.
00:09:36I'm an underwear model.
00:09:37My DMs are flooded like Florida in a hurricane.
00:09:41Whatever.
00:09:46Pour me another.
00:09:48I told you, I'm-
00:09:50Fine.
00:09:52Fine.
00:09:58See, dog walker.
00:10:01That wasn't so hard.
00:10:04What the fuck?
00:10:06This is fucking product!
00:10:12Oh!
00:10:12Asshole!
00:10:14You crazy bitch!
00:10:18Amelia!
00:10:19Whoa!
00:10:20What's wrong?
00:10:21I asked her to pour me another drink,
00:10:23and she flipped out!
00:10:25I'm sorry, Romulus,
00:10:26but your son is a prick.
00:10:27I'm gonna be leaving.
00:10:28No, no, no, please.
00:10:29I apologize.
00:10:30My son, he's just immature.
00:10:32All right?
00:10:33And that's why I invited you to put forward it.
00:10:37Please, all right?
00:10:38Just have a seat, all right?
00:10:40And I promise,
00:10:41he'll be on his best behavior for the rest of the night.
00:10:43Won't you, son?
00:10:45So, Amelia needs money to pay for her sister's cancer treatment.
00:10:50Can't, sir.
00:10:51Yeah.
00:10:53And you need to settle down
00:10:54and prove that you're worthy of running the family business.
00:10:57Make my own money, Dad.
00:11:00Okay.
00:11:01I want the business.
00:11:03I think we can, uh,
00:11:06make a deal,
00:11:06whereby everyone gets what they want.
00:11:10What kind of deal?
00:11:12Well, it's nothing crazy.
00:11:14No.
00:11:16You two just have to get married, that's all.
00:11:19What?
00:11:21What?
00:11:22Romulus,
00:11:23what are you saying?
00:11:24I can't marry the male Paris Hilton.
00:11:26Yeah, and I can't marry someone who picks up dog crap for a living.
00:11:29Well, at least I don't pose in my tighty-whities for money.
00:11:33Well, I'm so low.
00:11:34Look,
00:11:35you have to grow up before you can run our business.
00:11:37And the best way to do that is to get married.
00:11:40We're not even a match.
00:11:42We hate each other.
00:11:43At least I do.
00:11:44Obviously.
00:11:44I see.
00:11:46There's something uncommon already.
00:11:48Look, you know,
00:11:50my wife and I, we were opposites.
00:11:52We were like pizza and Hawaiian pizza.
00:11:56She sure drove me crazy when we first met her.
00:12:00I know you're probably thinking I'm just some old fool, huh?
00:12:03But I learned a thing or two in 70 years.
00:12:07You two have chemistry.
00:12:09Yeah, like a nuclear bomb.
00:12:11As if.
00:12:13Romulus, isn't there another way?
00:12:14I don't want to be miserable for the rest of my life.
00:12:17Amelia, you do want to help your sister, don't you?
00:12:20Well, you'll be able to afford the treatment
00:12:22if you just agree to this arrangement.
00:12:29What's it gonna be?
00:12:34What's it gonna be?
00:12:37Fine.
00:12:39I'll do it.
00:12:40No.
00:12:41For Betsy.
00:12:45Michelangelo.
00:12:46It's not polite to keep a lovely lady waiting.
00:12:49If you're not gonna agree to marry her,
00:12:51then you're gonna lose the business.
00:12:55And you're also gonna lose your inheritance.
00:12:58What the hell, Dad?
00:13:02Fuck it.
00:13:03Fine.
00:13:04I'll do it.
00:13:05Now, let's just go into the office now.
00:13:09The lorries have already, uh, drafted the contract.
00:13:11And, son, we are gonna need some champagne.
00:13:15Right in my mind.
00:13:16Try and make yourself look decent now.
00:13:21You will be engaged for a period of 30 days.
00:13:24Followed by a wedding planned by me.
00:13:27And I'll tell you, it's gonna be a big one for the ages, too.
00:13:31I hope the Halloween bowl's not booked.
00:13:33Anyway, uh, you must move in together immediately to avoid any suspicion, you know.
00:13:39Look, there's nothing wrong with an arranged marriage, but, well, it can't do any good if word got out to
00:13:45the public, right?
00:13:46That's why this has to be our own secret.
00:13:49Are we agreed?
00:13:51Sure.
00:13:52Alright.
00:13:53Sign in.
00:14:12Salute to the new couple.
00:14:24So, your place or mine?
00:14:27I'm not staying at a doghouse.
00:14:29Fine.
00:14:30Then we'll stay at yours.
00:14:41So this is Michelangelo's place.
00:14:44It's like a museum in here.
00:14:46A Michelangelo museum.
00:14:48Ugh.
00:15:11Whoa, what was this?
00:15:13Put it in the trash.
00:15:15This isn't trash. These are my sisters. She's an artist.
00:15:17So, put them in your room. I said you could live here, not decorate.
00:15:21Oh, I'm sorry. Is it clashing with your banana hammock?
00:15:25That's man-thong. It's trademarked.
00:15:31Look, I gotta go meet somebody. If this isn't cleaned up by the time I get back, we'll throw it
00:15:35all in the fireplace.
00:15:37It's an electric.
00:15:44Oh, by the way, this is gonna work. You might want to start wearing that.
00:15:51Gee, thanks.
00:15:52Welcome.
00:16:00You're getting married?
00:16:02Shh, Betsy. Don't tell the whole world.
00:16:05Sorry, Amelia. It's just...
00:16:08It's not like you. You're staying reserved. Safe. Like I always taught you.
00:16:17Well, things change when you find out your sister has cancer. And besides, Michelangelo offered to help pay for some
00:16:25of your treatments. So I'm okay with a quick proposal.
00:16:29Michelangelo? The Ninja Turtle? No. Michelangelo... Dino Valino? Maybe you've heard of him?
00:16:39Michelangelo? Dino Valino?
00:16:41Shhh!
00:16:45Socialite Manpower has, like, started a hundred canceled Bravo shows? How did you even meet?
00:16:51His dad is one of my clients.
00:16:55It's been a whirlwind of a romance. He's so...toxic. Speak of the devil?
00:17:05Oh, yeah.
00:17:07You know, that's probably an old issue. This is a doctor's office.
00:17:13Amelia.
00:17:15Betsy Carlisle? Doctor's ready.
00:17:20We'll talk about this later.
00:17:43We're already wet.
00:17:44We're just gonna wet, baby.
00:17:46We're already wet.
00:17:51We're already wet.
00:17:56We're wet.
00:18:00We're wet.
00:18:03We're wet.
00:18:05We're wet.
00:18:30Nice place.
00:18:32I love the artwork.
00:18:33Thanks.
00:18:34Finally.
00:18:36I love you.
00:18:37Ooh, good taste.
00:18:39Oh, I'm good.
00:18:41You had plenty at dinner.
00:18:43More for me.
00:18:47You know, if you like it down here, you should see the bedroom.
00:19:04Who are you?
00:19:05Who are you?
00:19:07Chantel, this is Amelia, my roommate.
00:19:12Amelia.
00:19:14Whatever.
00:19:14Can you guys just keep it down?
00:19:16I have work tomorrow morning.
00:19:18This is my house?
00:19:20We will be as loud as we want to be.
00:19:23Scream at the top of our lungs!
00:19:26You've got to be kidding me.
00:19:28What's wrong, dog walker?
00:19:30Who's jealous?
00:19:32Jealous?
00:19:32I'm not jealous.
00:19:33I'm not jealous.
00:19:36Sweet dreams.
00:19:44I can't believe he said I was jealous.
00:19:46How could I ever want to be with a party boy like him?
00:19:49Even if he is kind of hot.
00:20:08See you later.
00:20:11I'll see you later.
00:20:31how's the hangover roomie not now my head's killing me we need to talk about last night
00:20:37no what we need to do is order a three egg omelet home fries
00:20:42i don't care if you're fooling around with your bimbos monogamy wasn't in the contract
00:20:46but your dad doesn't want people knowing that this is an arranged marriage
00:20:49and you made it pretty clear to that girl last night that you don't care about me
00:20:53fine i'll have her sign an nda just give me my phone
00:20:56my sister needs this money
00:21:01my sister needs this money michelangelo
00:21:04and if the paparazzi find out about the paparazzi
00:21:08find out about this then the contract is violated
00:21:10then neither of us
00:21:12then the contract is violated
00:21:16then neither of us get what we want
00:21:18yeah no shit
00:21:19i'm serious
00:21:20get what we want
00:21:21yeah no shit
00:21:22i'm serious
00:21:24don't screw this up
00:21:27don't screw this up
00:21:30i've been dealing with paparazzi since i was a teenager
00:21:32i've been dealing with paparazzi since i was a teenager
00:21:35i know what i'm doing
00:21:36dog walker
00:21:38i know what i'm doing
00:21:39dog walker
00:21:40and just so we're clear
00:21:42i will fuck whoever i want
00:21:44and just so we're clear
00:21:45i will fuck whoever i want
00:21:47whenever i want
00:21:48whenever i want
00:21:50fine
00:21:51do whatever you want
00:21:54sorry
00:21:54it's a bit harsh
00:21:58i'm sorry
00:22:00it's a bit harsh
00:22:01just really
00:22:04really
00:22:07hung over
00:22:09hung over
00:22:13that could have gone better
00:22:16that could have gone better
00:22:23thank you
00:22:24hey baby
00:22:27hey baby
00:22:29you know you don't have to keep working
00:22:31amelia
00:22:32you're rich
00:22:33you don't have to keep working
00:22:34amelia
00:22:34you're rich now
00:22:37i know
00:22:37i like it
00:22:38i know
00:22:40i like it
00:22:41ah that's good to hear
00:22:43you know i just hope that
00:22:44your work ethic
00:22:45rubs off on my son
00:22:47rubs off on my son
00:22:49tell me uh
00:22:50how are things going between the two of you
00:22:52huh
00:22:53how are things going between the two of you
00:22:55huh
00:22:55oh
00:22:56fine
00:22:57yeah
00:22:57we're
00:22:58oh
00:23:01fine
00:23:02yeah
00:23:03we're still getting to know each other
00:23:04all right
00:23:05well give him time
00:23:06still getting to know each other
00:23:07all right
00:23:08well give him time
00:23:10all right
00:23:10oh and listen
00:23:11he is not as bad as
00:23:13tmz says
00:23:14all right
00:23:14look i
00:23:15i promise
00:23:16i wouldn't be so sure
00:23:18yeah
00:23:18you're right
00:23:20well
00:23:21we'll see you later
00:23:22yeah
00:23:22come on gucci
00:23:23come on
00:23:24bye gucci
00:23:29hey amelia
00:23:30hey jake
00:23:32gucci no
00:23:33royce
00:23:36it's a bad dog
00:23:37but
00:23:37i'm not actually mad about this
00:23:40it's to see you up close for once
00:23:42yeah
00:23:42same here
00:23:51sorry
00:23:51gucci's um
00:23:52a bit crazy
00:23:54this whole family actually
00:23:56all these rich people are nuts
00:23:58i should make a reality show
00:24:00real dog owners
00:24:01of beverly hills
00:24:05do you want to walk together
00:24:07let these two get to know each other
00:24:09yeah
00:24:10i'd like that
00:24:17so how long have you been a dog walker
00:24:19a couple months
00:24:20i like it
00:24:21i had a bunch of terrible gigs before
00:24:24barista
00:24:25uber driver
00:24:27delivery guy
00:24:29movie extra
00:24:30you were in a movie
00:24:37you were in a movie
00:25:00actually it was a toothpaste commercial
00:25:00meeting at the echoplex tonight
00:25:02do you want to go
00:25:04i'm trying to have to admit
00:25:05i had a crush on you
00:25:08you did
00:25:11yeah
00:25:12i still do
00:25:16he's cute
00:25:17i wish he'd asked me out before i got legally engaged
00:25:21then again
00:25:22that fuckboy has been out having fun
00:25:27i'd love to go to the concert
00:25:29hell yeah
00:25:31i mean uh
00:25:32regular
00:25:33yeah
00:25:36i know it's risky
00:25:38but
00:25:39i'm not a socialite like michelangelo
00:25:41i won't have to worry about paparazzi spotting me at the show
00:25:45hey what's your ring
00:25:48um
00:25:49it's
00:25:49just a class ring
00:25:51from high school
00:25:53looks pretty big
00:25:54it was a big school
00:25:57public schools
00:25:58am i right
00:25:59i mean it kinda
00:26:05looks like an engagement ring
00:26:07me?
00:26:08engaged?
00:26:09no
00:26:09are you kidding?
00:26:10i'm 24
00:26:11i'm practically still a baby
00:26:13i mean i should be
00:26:14wearing diapers
00:26:15crawling around
00:26:16drooling
00:26:17nope
00:26:18single and ready to mingle
00:26:20okay
00:26:24royce pooped
00:26:25i should pick it up
00:26:27where?
00:26:28i don't see it
00:26:28just
00:26:29over there
00:26:37do i have to wear a suit every day?
00:26:39of course
00:26:40it's an office
00:26:41you wanna be ceo
00:26:42you gotta look the part
00:26:43you mean like
00:26:44you look like willy wonka
00:26:46without the chocolate factory?
00:26:48very funny
00:26:49you know i'm retiring next year
00:26:51yes i know
00:26:52yeah that means you gotta get up to speed
00:26:54rapidamente
00:26:55so today you're gonna be my shadow
00:26:56you'll be my extra hands
00:26:57and we got a lot to do
00:26:59can i get starbucks first?
00:27:00fuck no
00:27:01come on dad
00:27:11wow
00:27:14oh my goodness
00:27:16are you okay?
00:27:18hi
00:27:18i'm michelangelo
00:27:24you're engaged
00:27:25remember
00:27:27and
00:27:28this is our new palette
00:27:31it's
00:27:31matt's collection
00:27:33he really liked these colors
00:27:34so we did them twice
00:27:36but yeah
00:27:37that's
00:27:38presentation
00:27:39by me
00:27:41michelangelo
00:27:49what dad?
00:27:52what a day dad
00:27:53it's not even lunch time yet
00:27:55look at you
00:27:55you got so lazy
00:27:56just sitting around
00:27:57taking pictures of yourself
00:27:58all the time
00:28:00just stick with it
00:28:01will you kid?
00:28:02hard work does pay off
00:28:03let me just look at amelia
00:28:06what about her?
00:28:07she comes from nothing son
00:28:08nobody taught her
00:28:09how to run a business
00:28:10but she just worked hard
00:28:12and now
00:28:13well now sharing some money
00:28:14doing what she loves
00:28:15i guess that's impressive
00:28:17yeah see
00:28:18see it is
00:28:19i hope she rubs off on you a little
00:28:21you know
00:28:23i just hope i don't get that uptight
00:28:30breaks over
00:28:47well not too bad
00:28:48one day down
00:28:50forty more years to go
00:28:55now this is the time
00:28:57when you go home with amelia
00:28:58you talk about the day's work
00:29:00raise you closer together
00:29:02comfort each other
00:29:04just like your mom and i
00:29:05used to do
00:29:07you know i'm thinking
00:29:09it's time for the world
00:29:11to meet
00:29:12amelia
00:29:14tonight
00:29:16tonight?
00:29:17shit
00:29:18when am i gonna tell chantel
00:29:19i promised we'd netflix
00:29:21a bang tonight
00:29:22the la zoo fundraiser
00:29:23lights
00:29:24camera
00:29:24red carpet
00:29:25perfect time to announce
00:29:27our lovely new addition
00:29:28to the
00:29:29dear
00:29:29or dear
00:29:30now
00:29:32don't you think it's a bit
00:29:33soon dad
00:29:34i mean
00:29:34we just signed the contract
00:29:36what's the matter
00:29:38you're getting along
00:29:39aren't you?
00:29:40yeah
00:29:41we're just
00:29:41really starting to
00:29:42warm up to each other
00:29:44alright so it's all settled
00:29:45i'll see you at 8 o'clock
00:29:47tonight
00:29:47in the limo
00:29:48and
00:29:49don't be late
00:29:53why dad
00:30:05so
00:30:06remind me
00:30:07why are we getting
00:30:09makeovers done again?
00:30:11because i want to do
00:30:12something nice
00:30:12for my favorite big sister
00:30:15and
00:30:16and
00:30:17you know i never splurge
00:30:19on stuff like this
00:30:20but since i'm part of the
00:30:21dina lavino family now
00:30:23i think i can afford to
00:30:24let my hair down
00:30:26you better not let that
00:30:27hair down
00:30:28sorry
00:30:28just an expression
00:30:36how's it going in there?
00:30:38i'm coming out
00:30:48that bad
00:30:51i've never seen a dog walker
00:30:54look this hot
00:30:55buy that dress
00:30:57ASAP
00:31:01leave me alone
00:31:03party boy
00:31:03i've got my own function
00:31:05tonight
00:31:34i've got my own work
00:31:35i've got my own thing
00:31:40What are you looking at?
00:31:42You're spilling all over yourself.
00:31:44Thanks.
00:31:45Um, I...
00:31:47Did you forget my name?
00:31:50No, it's just something different.
00:31:54Did you change your hair?
00:31:55Why do you care?
00:31:57The manwhorehouse is yours tonight.
00:31:58I'm going out.
00:31:59I just forgot my charger.
00:32:00Awesome, thanks.
00:32:04I'm taking this.
00:32:06Wait, I've been calling you.
00:32:08We're supposed to go to a fundraiser.
00:32:09I told you, I'm busy.
00:32:11Hold on!
00:32:14Amelia!
00:32:22All right, hey.
00:32:24Look who's right on time.
00:32:25Nice.
00:32:27Where's Amelia?
00:32:29She's sick.
00:32:30She can't make it.
00:32:32Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, no.
00:32:33If your fiancé's sick, you know, you can't go out and party.
00:32:37Yeah, you got to stay home with her.
00:32:38Give her some nice soup.
00:32:41I'll catch both of you for the next film.
00:32:43Tell Amelia that I hope she feels better soon.
00:32:46Poor thing.
00:32:48Okay, Dad.
00:32:49See you in the office.
00:32:56Stupid dog walker?
00:32:57Tricking me with her makeover.
00:32:59I'll teach her to mess with my plans.
00:33:08Hey, it's Michael Angelo, Dean Levino.
00:33:11Do you still track people?
00:33:27Wow.
00:33:28Amelia.
00:33:29Hi.
00:33:31You look like you just walked off a runway without a dog.
00:33:37Sorry, I don't come to concerts often.
00:33:39I kind of panicked.
00:33:41No worries.
00:33:41I should have mentioned this is more of a $5 beer kind of place.
00:33:44Yeah.
00:33:45But you're drinking for free tonight.
00:33:47Talk to the bartender.
00:33:49Wow.
00:33:50You like your treatment.
00:33:51You look like one.
00:33:53Thanks, Jake.
00:33:55Hey, lover boy.
00:33:57We're on.
00:34:00Gotta go.
00:34:01Find me in the green room after.
00:34:03Hope you like it.
00:34:05Break a leg, lover boy.
00:34:26Rock stars are so much better than underwear models.
00:34:37Good.
00:34:38Nothing from Michelangelo.
00:34:40Maybe he's learned his lesson.
00:34:43One more, please.
00:34:48But that doesn't mean I'm not hooking up with Jake tonight.
00:34:58Jake, you guys were great.
00:35:01You really think so?
00:35:03I just feel like we're ripping off the strokes.
00:35:06The who?
00:35:08You don't know the strokes.
00:35:12Are they older?
00:35:13I'm more of a top 40 kind of girl.
00:35:17It's all right.
00:35:18Lots of stuff to introduce you, too.
00:35:21You want something to drink?
00:35:22Yeah.
00:35:30So, when did you learn how to play guitar?
00:35:33Since I was 13.
00:35:35I played in bands all through high school and college, but I feel like this one's finally
00:35:39going someplace.
00:35:40That's awesome.
00:35:42When I get my record deal, I can finally quit my job, focus on music full time.
00:35:47You're going to quit dog walking?
00:35:49I thought you liked it.
00:35:51I do, but it's just another gig until I hit it big in music.
00:35:55I don't even like dogs that much.
00:35:57I'm more of a cat person.
00:35:59A cat person?
00:36:03Who doesn't like dogs?
00:36:05Even Michelangelo's good with Gucci.
00:36:07I don't want to talk about work tonight.
00:36:10I just want to relax.
00:36:12Have a good time.
00:36:14You're beautiful, you know that?
00:36:18I thought I wanted to hook up with Jake.
00:36:20Now I'm not sure.
00:36:21We have nothing in common.
00:36:23Is it weird that I feel a tiny bit guilty?
00:36:29What the heck?
00:36:30I'm tipsy.
00:36:31He's cute.
00:36:32Michelangelo had his fun.
00:36:33Now I can have mine.
00:36:48Looks like someone needs obedience.
00:36:52What's going on?
00:36:53That's Michelangelo, Dina Levino, the Nepo baby underwear model.
00:36:57He's not.
00:36:58You coming with me, dog walker?
00:37:00Don't make me get the leash.
00:37:02What the hell, Michelangelo?
00:37:03Back off, dude.
00:37:05Back off.
00:37:06Grubby little hipster.
00:37:07She's my fiance.
00:37:09So that was an engagement ring.
00:37:11Jake, I can explain.
00:37:14Let's go.
00:37:16I'm really sorry, Jake.
00:37:18I'm not, Jake.
00:37:24This is for making me Uber all the way to fucking Silver Lake.
00:37:30And this is for making me listen to Andy.
00:37:37I can't believe you did that.
00:37:39After your high and mighty speech, you're such a hypocrite.
00:37:41Yeah, well, I don't have the paparazzi following me around.
00:37:44Just an Italian-American psycho.
00:37:47I'm not following you around.
00:37:49You know what?
00:37:49I get it.
00:37:50You saw me with Chantel last night, and now you're jealous.
00:37:55Me jealous?
00:37:56Did you see the way that you were acting around Jake?
00:37:58Like, I would ever fuck a dog walker.
00:38:01I am more than a dog walker, you playboy prick.
00:38:03I have a name.
00:38:05Wait, what are you doing?
00:38:07That is an original.
00:38:08I'm so sick of your bullshit.
00:38:10Oh, fine.
00:38:11I'll just hop in my time machine, go back to ancient Rome, and get another one.
00:38:15I don't care about your art, your money, your stupid mansion.
00:38:17You're treating me like shit.
00:38:20That's from the Renaissance.
00:38:22You are history's worst nightmare.
00:38:23I tried to make this work with you.
00:38:25We signed a contract.
00:38:26For an arranged marriage.
00:38:28Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?
00:38:31You are such a simpleton.
00:38:35Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:38:37Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat.
00:38:40I tried to get along with you.
00:38:41You brought this on to yourself.
00:38:42I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.
00:38:44Right back at you.
00:38:46I fucking hate you.
00:38:48I fucking hate you more.
00:39:09I wish I didn't get it, but what's real?
00:39:14I wish I didn't get it, but what's real?
00:39:48I wish I didn't get it.
00:39:49I wish I didn't get it.
00:39:53Where am I? Who's spooning me? Is that Jake? How drunk was I?
00:40:06Michelangelo?
00:40:07Dog Walker.
00:40:10Oh, I forgot we did that last night. Must have been all those free beers.
00:40:16Uh huh. We don't have to talk about this.
00:40:20I know. We got too many drinks. We just forget it ever happened. If that's what you want.
00:40:26Definitely. Um, I have to go to work.
00:40:32I should get up too.
00:40:35Oh, my head.
00:40:37There's Pedialyte in the fridge.
00:40:41Thanks for coming today, sis.
00:40:42Of course. My doctor did say I needed lots of exercise.
00:40:48Well, you look great.
00:40:50Thanks.
00:40:52I don't feel great. The treatment's taking a lot out of me.
00:40:57You, on the other hand, are glowing today.
00:41:02What's going on?
00:41:06So, Michelangelo and I had sex last night.
00:41:09Wait. For the first time?
00:41:12Yeah. We're taking it slow.
00:41:16Michelangelo. The male gigolo. Taking it slow.
00:41:22Maybe I did misdredge him.
00:41:26And... How was it?
00:41:29Well...
00:41:30Really bad. Right? I knew it.
00:41:33Actually...
00:41:34It was the best sex I ever had.
00:41:37Well, that explains the glow.
00:41:42I am happy for you, sis.
00:41:45Physical chemistry is important.
00:41:47That's actually what I wanted to talk to you about.
00:41:50I don't get it.
00:41:51He and I are nothing alike.
00:41:53And yet he knows how to push all of my buttons.
00:41:54I feel like...
00:41:55Like an arcade game.
00:41:56And he just keeps getting the high score again and again and...
00:42:00You get the picture.
00:42:03Hey.
00:42:06Opposites attract.
00:42:07I mean...
00:42:08That's why you guys love each other so much.
00:42:11Because you're so different.
00:42:13Something like that.
00:42:22Huh?
00:42:23Here comes.
00:42:24Right on the schedule.
00:42:26The dog walker's in love with me.
00:42:28I'll have to let her down easy.
00:42:30Weird.
00:42:31I haven't heard from the dog walker all morning.
00:42:43What was that about?
00:42:45Must be the hangover.
00:42:55Hey, I'd like to hang out tonight.
00:42:56Maybe we can finish what we started last time.
00:43:11Hey.
00:43:12Unfortunately, something came up.
00:43:13I...
00:43:14I can't make it tonight.
00:43:18Why can't I stop thinking about the dog walker?
00:43:20And why hasn't she...
00:43:22Texted me yet?
00:43:48Why hasn't she...
00:43:50Texted me yet?
00:43:50About us.
00:43:55I'm not very good with words.
00:43:56Me neither.
00:43:57But...
00:43:57Last night I...
00:43:59You don't have to say anything.
00:44:00We both know it was a mistake.
00:44:02And we can just go back to hating each other.
00:44:05Like nothing ever happened.
00:44:06I don't think you understand it.
00:44:07You just listen to me for a second.
00:44:10You don't have to worry about me catching feelings.
00:44:12I'm a big girl.
00:44:12I've had a one night stand before.
00:44:15I've never been with someone like you before.
00:44:18Okay.
00:44:18I get it.
00:44:19I'm not one of your...
00:44:20Your models or your D-list actresses.
00:44:24You don't have to give me some big speech about letting me down easily.
00:44:28I know that if you would take back last night, that you would.
00:44:30I mean...
00:44:31Frankly, so would I.
00:44:32I mean, you're driving me nuts.
00:44:33You don't understand.
00:44:34Let's...
00:44:35Let's get some takeout and figure this thing out.
00:44:38I don't need you to mansplain my own feelings to me.
00:44:41Wait.
00:44:42Wait.
00:44:42Did you just call me Amelia?
00:44:47What happened to Dog Walker?
00:44:50I have a confession to make.
00:44:55Last night...
00:44:56I don't know how.
00:44:58I don't know why.
00:45:00That was the best sex I've ever had in my life.
00:45:04Really?
00:45:05Do I look like I'm lying?
00:45:07I'm not a good actor.
00:45:08I could even do reality TV.
00:45:12But...
00:45:12There is...
00:45:14A fire between us, Amelia.
00:45:16Some kind of crazy...
00:45:18Cosmic chemistry.
00:45:20You sound like you're...
00:45:22Reading a horoscope.
00:45:24Amelia.
00:45:25Please.
00:45:27I know you felt it too.
00:45:34Amelia.
00:45:35Amelia.
00:45:35Please.
00:45:37Don't act like you didn't feel it too.
00:45:39I felt it too.
00:45:45So why are we fighting it?
00:45:48I've been thinking about you all day.
00:45:50Me too.
00:46:28You're not supposed to.
00:46:29You're not supposed to lie fireball shots on fire.
00:46:33It's not my fault. They should change the name.
00:46:37No wonder they cancelled Vanderpump's super yacht.
00:46:40If you think that's funny, just wait until the next episode.
00:46:42The captain gets super drunk off espresso martinis and he almost sinks the boat.
00:46:52You know, when you're not acting like a complete douchebag, you're not so bad.
00:46:58Thanks?
00:47:00You know, we could actually try this.
00:47:03Hey, if the sex stays this good, I'm open for anything.
00:47:07I'm serious. The wedding's coming up. We could give it a shot.
00:47:13You mean like, you and me. Together, together.
00:47:17Why not? Were you planning on marrying someone else?
00:47:34Oh, Gucci, what's the rush?
00:47:40Oh, hey, Royce.
00:47:44Jake?
00:47:44How's it going?
00:47:47Good. Yeah.
00:47:49Look, the other night was kind of...
00:47:51Crazy. I know.
00:47:53I should have told you about Michelangelo.
00:47:56We were kind of in a fight.
00:47:59I'm sorry for bringing you into this.
00:48:01Is he always like that?
00:48:03So aggressive and controlling?
00:48:05I couldn't believe the way he just dragged you off like that.
00:48:08He was like a caveman lugging home his woman.
00:48:11Well, I am his woman.
00:48:13He saw us together and he got jealous.
00:48:16And I don't blame him.
00:48:17Oh, my God.
00:48:19Am I actually sticking up for Michelangelo Dinovolino?
00:48:22I didn't mean a pride.
00:48:25I just wanted to make sure everything's okay.
00:48:27I'm here if you need to talk.
00:48:29Thanks, Jake.
00:48:31But I'm engaged.
00:48:33Remember?
00:48:34And the only person I want to talk to is my fiancé.
00:48:37I thought we had a connection.
00:48:39You're a cat person.
00:48:41It never would have worked.
00:48:44Come on, Gucci.
00:48:45Let's go.
00:48:48Cats are awesome.
00:48:50Wow.
00:48:53That was a great presentation.
00:48:56The marketing director loved her ideas for the new line.
00:48:59You think so?
00:49:00Ooh.
00:49:02Maybe I'm finally starting to get a hang of this CEO thing.
00:49:04Oh, yeah, yeah.
00:49:05Now, listen.
00:49:06I got to fly to Paris for a few days.
00:49:09You mind watching your little brother for me?
00:49:11Gucci?
00:49:12Sure.
00:49:13But, I mean, you know, dogs are more Amelia's specialty.
00:49:16Yeah, but that's how you impress her.
00:49:18You invite her for a romantic date at the dog park.
00:49:21At the dog park?
00:49:22Mm-hmm.
00:49:23I just texted her.
00:49:24It's all set.
00:49:26Now.
00:49:27Go get her, lover boy.
00:49:40So, you just throw it and he brings it back?
00:49:43You've never played fetch before?
00:49:46It's my dad's dog, not mine.
00:49:49Let me try.
00:49:51That's okay.
00:49:52I know you don't want to touch a slobbery ball with your dainty hands.
00:49:59Do you ever get tired of the dog stuff?
00:50:02No.
00:50:03I like my work.
00:50:05What's the point of working if you never get a chance to have fun?
00:50:10You're right.
00:50:11I should work less.
00:50:13If nothing else, you're letting me get closer to my little brother.
00:50:21Fetch Gucci.
00:50:26I've got a big surprise.
00:50:28A surprise?
00:50:30Just wait and see.
00:50:31I'll see you.
00:50:40Grazie, Enzo.
00:50:41Have a good night, Mr. Dino Bellino.
00:50:48What's that?
00:50:49A special delivery from Mastrione's Italian Deli.
00:50:55But Gucci?
00:50:56It's your favorite prosciutto.
00:50:59You know, that's awful for dogs, right?
00:51:03I thought you were off the clock today.
00:51:07Besides, a special occasion.
00:51:10I also thought we could use his water bowl to pour a little Chianti into it.
00:51:15Okay.
00:51:16This is for us.
00:51:18Why don't you get us a court script?
00:51:19What else is in the back?
00:51:21Just some imported Italian ingredients so I can make you a real Italian dinner.
00:51:26You can cook?
00:51:40That was so good.
00:51:43I feel like I just went to Italy even though I've never been.
00:51:47How did you do this?
00:51:48I can't cook at all.
00:51:50Making Italian food is one of my favorite things to do.
00:51:53Did you learn in culinary school?
00:51:55No.
00:51:55My mom taught me.
00:51:57Tell me about her.
00:51:59I've never told a girl about my mom.
00:52:03Sorry.
00:52:03I don't mean to pray.
00:52:06She passed away when I was 11.
00:52:09Breast cancer.
00:52:11But I have a lot of good memories of her.
00:52:13She grew up in a little village in Tuscany and she taught me everything I know about cooking.
00:52:20We'd spend hours in the kitchen just cooking and eating and laughing.
00:52:26I still have all of her recipes here.
00:52:29I still have all of her recipes here.
00:52:29Handwritten in Italian.
00:52:31That's really special.
00:52:35I miss her.
00:52:37This might sound corny but I feel a little closer to her when I make her recipes.
00:52:42It's not corny.
00:52:45But I didn't know you were such a softie.
00:52:48Just don't tell TMZ.
00:52:51What about your parents?
00:52:53My parents died in a car accident when I was 13.
00:52:58It's been me and Betsy ever since.
00:53:00I'm sorry.
00:53:01I just really hope these treatments work.
00:53:06I don't want to lose her too.
00:53:09I'm sorry.
00:53:11Your story made me emotional.
00:53:12I'm gonna go do the dishes.
00:53:14I'll help you.
00:53:15No.
00:53:15No, it's fine.
00:53:16I like doing the dishes.
00:53:18It relaxes me.
00:53:20Good.
00:53:20Because I hate them.
00:53:21Well, then I guess we make a good team.
00:53:28Is it just the wine?
00:53:30Or am I really falling for him?
00:53:32Her.
00:53:36You don't want espresso.
00:53:46Hey.
00:53:47Hey.
00:53:48Do you want an espresso?
00:53:50I just figured out how to make the machine work.
00:53:52No, thank you.
00:53:54You need to have a morning meeting.
00:53:55I'm kind of in a rush.
00:53:56Okay.
00:53:56Well, don't forget Gucci.
00:53:58How could I?
00:54:01Ready, bro?
00:54:02Well, let me fix your tie.
00:54:05What do you know about ties?
00:54:07You wear t-shirts to work.
00:54:09And you wore man thongs two weeks ago.
00:54:12Touché.
00:54:14There you go.
00:54:15Okay, bye.
00:54:17Bye.
00:54:19Love you.
00:54:20Love you, too.
00:54:31Sorry.
00:54:32Reflex.
00:54:33I didn't mean to say that.
00:54:35Me neither.
00:54:35Too soon.
00:54:38Talk about it later?
00:54:39Yeah.
00:54:41Okay.
00:54:42Okay.
00:54:43Ugh, could that have been any more awkward?
00:54:45And is Michelangelo really in love with me?
00:54:53Look who's here.
00:54:55Hey, my little guy.
00:54:57Hey, little Gucci.
00:54:59Look at this right here.
00:55:01Huh?
00:55:03Let's try it on.
00:55:05Oh, yeah.
00:55:06Now, here's mine.
00:55:08Right?
00:55:09Just like that.
00:55:10Huh?
00:55:10Yeah.
00:55:11Even got one for Big Brother.
00:55:13Right there.
00:55:14Here you go.
00:55:14Come to Papa.
00:55:16Yes, my boy.
00:55:18Heh, heh.
00:55:19All right, all right.
00:55:20So, we got to talk about this, uh, this wedding, right?
00:55:23This is two weeks off.
00:55:24Hollywood Bowl, they're waiting for an answer.
00:55:27And I bumped into Chris Martin on the plane.
00:55:29He says the band is free.
00:55:32You like Coldplay, right?
00:55:34Dad, we can't have the wedding at the Hollywood Bowl.
00:55:37Oh.
00:55:39Well, all right.
00:55:40Then we'll book, uh, the Magic Castle.
00:55:42How about that?
00:55:42Not too big.
00:55:43Plenty of room for Coldplay, huh?
00:55:45Dad, let's just pump the brakes.
00:55:47We cannot plan a wedding like this.
00:55:49What?
00:55:50Something wrong with Amelia?
00:55:52No.
00:55:53Everything is great.
00:55:55It's better than great, honestly.
00:55:58But we cannot have a big, flashy wedding.
00:56:01That's our thing.
00:56:03It's not Amelia's thing.
00:56:05I think it'd make her uncomfortable.
00:56:08Wow, I never thought of that.
00:56:11You know, you have a very good point there.
00:56:15I'm very impressed.
00:56:17You've never acted like this with any other woman.
00:56:21I can't say I've ever felt like this with another girl.
00:56:24Sounds like you might be falling in love.
00:56:27Love?
00:56:29Yeah.
00:56:31I don't know.
00:56:33He's cute.
00:56:35All right, all right.
00:56:36Change of deal.
00:56:38Gonna cancel the Hollywood Bowl, all right?
00:56:40And then we'll have a nice, small, intimate affair.
00:56:43A wedding with Coldplay.
00:56:46No Coldplay, Dad.
00:56:47No Coldplay.
00:56:56So, it's about my cancer treatment.
00:57:00It's not working.
00:57:01I know it.
00:57:02I talked to my doctors yesterday.
00:57:06And I'm cured.
00:57:07What?
00:57:09You're cured?
00:57:12Oh, congratulations.
00:57:15I wasn't expecting it.
00:57:16I didn't think I would be cured in only two sessions.
00:57:20It only took two sessions?
00:57:22I almost had enough in my savings to cover that.
00:57:26Maybe I didn't need the Dina Valino's money.
00:57:29What's wrong, sis?
00:57:30We should be celebrating.
00:57:32I brought Prosecco.
00:57:34No.
00:57:34Yeah.
00:57:36No, I'm good.
00:57:37Yeah.
00:57:39Amelia, I'm your sister.
00:57:41You can tell me anything.
00:57:43Is it Michelangelo?
00:57:45Is everything okay?
00:57:47If that punk pretty boy hurts you,
00:57:50I will take that man thong
00:57:51and give him a wedgie so far up his butt
00:57:53that it will cut him in two.
00:57:56It's not Michelangelo.
00:57:57Let's see.
00:58:00It's me.
00:58:02I have to tell you something.
00:58:08I cannot believe that they convinced you
00:58:11to do an arranged marriage.
00:58:14What is this, Game of Thrones?
00:58:16It was the only way that I could pay for your treatments.
00:58:18And you know that I would do anything for you.
00:58:23Actually, he's not that bad.
00:58:26I kind of like him.
00:58:28Yeah.
00:58:29Babe, that's called Stockholm Syndrome.
00:58:31We need to get you out of there.
00:58:33Betsy.
00:58:34I have real feelings for him.
00:58:39But...
00:58:40What about the tabloid stories?
00:58:42You heard what he did to that floozy in Disney World.
00:58:45They banned him for life.
00:58:48You'll never go to Epcot.
00:58:50He's not actually like the stories.
00:58:52Or at least not to me.
00:58:55He's only acting like that to get into your pants, Amelia.
00:58:58Amelia, if you marry Michelangelo, he will make your life a living hell.
00:59:06What if you meet him?
00:59:08Yeah.
00:59:09Meet him.
00:59:11Maybe he'll change your mind.
00:59:12Maybe you'll actually like him.
00:59:14Don't count on it.
00:59:15Please, me, just give him a chance.
00:59:19Fine.
00:59:21Yes.
00:59:22Only one.
00:59:23Yes.
00:59:26You won't regret it.
00:59:27I'm going to go get the Prosecco.
00:59:31You better bring the whole bottle.
00:59:36Thank you for making dinner.
00:59:38Of course.
00:59:39I'm glad she's cancer-free.
00:59:41We need to celebrate.
00:59:45Michelangelo, you know that Betsy is the most important person in the world to me, right?
00:59:50You mean besides me?
00:59:51I'm serious.
00:59:52It's really important to me that you two get along.
00:59:55Have a glass of wine.
00:59:58Tonight's going to be great.
01:00:09It's enormous.
01:00:12Why would anybody need so much room?
01:00:17It's nice to see you too, sis.
01:00:21Nice to finally meet you, Betsy.
01:00:24Hmm.
01:00:26So, this is the infamous, uh, Michelangelo.
01:00:35How about we start off with a glass of champagne?
01:00:37$96 Dom Perignon?
01:00:39Amelia said that's the year that you were born.
01:00:42Yeah, sorry, I can't drink that fancy stuff.
01:00:44It's worth more than my car.
01:00:46Why would anybody spend that much on a drink?
01:00:50$8.99 at Ralph's.
01:00:52It's delicious.
01:00:54This was made in France.
01:00:56Sorry.
01:00:57Can't touch that stuff.
01:01:00So, who wants a drink?
01:01:02Okay.
01:01:05Okay.
01:01:07Okay.
01:01:11Okay.
01:01:12Okay.
01:01:13Okay.
01:01:33So, Michaelangelo, I have some big sister questions to ask about the pernuptials coming up.
01:01:40You don't mind, do you?
01:01:43Fire away.
01:01:45So, I know you two have been having your... fun.
01:01:50Um, but what's this relationship gonna look like once that honeymoon phase wears off?
01:01:56I don't think it's going to.
01:01:59That's cute and all, but what about her career?
01:02:03Are you gonna support her?
01:02:04Or kids, what's your stance on that?
01:02:06Or are you just gonna jump to the next person once you get bored and this gets too serious?
01:02:11Betsy!
01:02:13Look, I know I have a past, but I'm committed to it.
01:02:18We haven't talked about kids, but I'm open to anything.
01:02:21See, Michaelangelo, that's my point.
01:02:23You two are getting married, and you barely know each other.
01:02:27We don't know.
01:02:28Easy, Betsy.
01:02:31I just think it's a bad idea getting married this soon.
01:02:34And if you really cared about Emilia, you would give her the time.
01:02:38And what makes you such an expert?
01:02:41I don't see a ring on your finger.
01:02:43Michaelangelo.
01:02:44You probably picked them apart the way you're doing me right now.
01:02:47It's no wonder Emilia was so uptight when I met her.
01:02:48She gets it from you.
01:02:51Are you gonna let him talk to me like that, Emilia?
01:02:53You started it.
01:03:00Why don't we all just calm down?
01:03:03Betsy's just looking out for my best interests.
01:03:05No, she's alone and miserable and trying to drag you down with her.
01:03:09That's not fair, Michaelangelo.
01:03:11She's not been fair to me since she walked through the door.
01:03:13You're the horniest bastard in Beverly Hills.
01:03:15And you're a frigid, lonely woman who cannot stand to see her sister happy.
01:03:18You know what?
01:03:19You can't talk to Betsy like that.
01:03:21That's my sister.
01:03:22She just survived cancer.
01:03:26That doesn't give her a right to insult me inside my own house.
01:03:29This is my house, too, and she can say whatever she wants.
01:03:32Not to me.
01:03:33You know, maybe she should be concerned.
01:03:34I don't like this side of you.
01:03:36See, I told you you should have spent more time getting to know each other,
01:03:39but I guess the contract doesn't allow for that.
01:03:41You told her?
01:03:42She's my sister.
01:03:44I don't care.
01:03:44That violates our agreement.
01:03:46Oh, is that all I am to you?
01:03:47A contractual agreement?
01:03:49Some kind of obligation?
01:03:50It's not what I meant.
01:03:52It came out wrong, Amelia.
01:03:54I love you.
01:03:55You love me?
01:03:57Don't listen to him.
01:03:58He doesn't even know what that means.
01:04:00Shut the fuck up!
01:04:02You know what?
01:04:03Maybe she was right.
01:04:04I shouldn't have signed that contract.
01:04:05It's over.
01:04:12We need to get out of here.
01:04:14I've seen too many true crime documentaries on Netflix
01:04:17to know what happens when you tell rich people secrets.
01:04:24Amelia, I know this is hard to hear,
01:04:28but you did the right thing.
01:04:30You do so much better than him.
01:04:33Yeah, but he isn't a monster.
01:04:36I shouldn't have said that.
01:04:38We can talk about it on the road.
01:04:40Get packing, and if we leave now,
01:04:43we can get to Mexico by dawn.
01:04:44Lay low for a bit.
01:04:45Mexico?
01:04:46Or Canada.
01:04:47Whatever.
01:04:48It's that, or stay here and get sued
01:04:50by the Dino Lavinos.
01:04:52Or worse.
01:04:54I don't think Romulus and Michelangelo would sue us.
01:04:56I mean, I only told you about the contract.
01:04:59It's not like I told the media.
01:05:01You don't know that.
01:05:05We're liabilities.
01:05:06Lose ends.
01:05:07You should listen to more True Kind podcast.
01:05:13Get rid of that thing.
01:05:15They could be tracking us right now.
01:05:18Yeah, you know, Michelangelo did manage
01:05:20to follow me to the ecoplex the other day.
01:05:22See?
01:05:24You could have a sniper on us.
01:05:29It's Romulus.
01:05:31Hey, Romulus.
01:05:33What?
01:05:35What do you mean Gucci's missing?
01:05:48Oh, you came.
01:05:52Against my better judgment.
01:05:54I'm not happy you've been blowing me off.
01:05:56I've just been busy, but...
01:05:58It's over with now.
01:06:02You should...
01:06:03Punish me for straying.
01:06:05You make me sick.
01:06:08You make me sick.
01:06:09I make me sick.
01:06:18Nice...
01:06:19Underwear.
01:06:22It's a great craftsmanship.
01:06:28Okay.
01:06:29Let's get this over with.
01:06:34Is that all you have to say?
01:06:36Do you even realize how hot I am?
01:06:38I'm...
01:06:39I'm sorry.
01:06:41Chantel.
01:06:43I thought I wanted this.
01:06:46But I don't.
01:06:49I'm not the stud that I used to be.
01:06:54Amelia broke up with me.
01:06:59It feels like she's stomping on my heart with one of your shoes.
01:07:05Never in a million years did I think I'd fall for a dog walk with my hair.
01:07:08Where I am fucking devastated.
01:07:10And all her wishes I could take back how I acted.
01:07:14And just wanted to come back to me.
01:07:26Amelia?
01:07:28Hi, Dad.
01:07:30Gucci's gone?
01:07:32I'll be right there.
01:07:36But...
01:07:42Romulus.
01:07:43What?
01:07:43Hold on.
01:07:44Oh.
01:07:45Well, I only had him off the leash for a second, you know.
01:07:49We're practically in the house and then all of a sudden, he just shot off like a rocket.
01:07:54I've been calling him all night, but he won't come back!
01:07:58Well, we can help you find him.
01:08:01Yeah?
01:08:01Right?
01:08:04Good, thanks.
01:08:06Gucci.
01:08:06This better not be a trap.
01:08:08Just come on.
01:08:12Gucci!
01:08:13Gucci!
01:08:14Gucci!
01:08:14Hey, hey, hey!
01:08:15Where's Michelangelo?
01:08:16Huh?
01:08:17I thought you were both together.
01:08:18Why isn't he here with you?
01:08:19Oh, um, he's...
01:08:21Sorry, I'm late, Dad.
01:08:23Where were you?
01:08:24I had to stop for late-night delivery at Mastroianni's.
01:08:27It's Gucci's favorite prosciutto.
01:08:30This doesn't ring out of hiding.
01:08:31Nothing will.
01:08:33Smart move, kid.
01:08:34Smart move, kid.
01:08:35Here, ladies.
01:08:35Take a piece of this prosciutto.
01:08:37Yeah, that's it.
01:08:38And then...
01:08:41Give me the urch.
01:08:53Gucci!
01:08:59He's hopeless.
01:09:02We've been looking for him all night long.
01:09:05We're never going to find him.
01:09:07Don't give up, Dad. He's just off having a little adventure.
01:09:10Keep looking. He'll turn up in a few minutes.
01:09:14See? They're not going to kill us.
01:09:16I do have to admit, though, I didn't expect to see this side of him.
01:09:21He's really there for his dad.
01:09:24His dad's dog.
01:09:26So you approve now?
01:09:28They didn't say that.
01:09:32Gucci!
01:09:32Gucci!
01:09:35Gucci!
01:09:36My boy's back!
01:09:38Oh!
01:09:45Okay, okay.
01:09:47I'm a little closer to approving.
01:09:56I might have possibly misjudged you.
01:10:03A little.
01:10:06It's okay.
01:10:07Most of what the tabloids publish is true.
01:10:10They just leave out part of the story.
01:10:13Amelia, can we talk?
01:10:17Please.
01:10:22Amelia, can we talk?
01:10:26Please.
01:10:28Okay.
01:10:37Amelia, I'm sorry about earlier tonight.
01:10:42I shouldn't have attacked your sister, and I shouldn't have blown up at you for mentioning the contract.
01:10:50I hope that you know you mean so much more to me than just a business agreement.
01:10:57Thanks for saying that.
01:10:59I needed to hear that.
01:11:02And I'm sorry for calling you a monster.
01:11:05You're not one.
01:11:08I'm still learning new things about you.
01:11:11Most of them are good.
01:11:14I'm happy we signed the contract.
01:11:17I'm not.
01:11:20You're not?
01:11:21What do you mean?
01:11:25Amelia, this might sound crazy, but...
01:11:28I meant it when I said that I love you.
01:11:32And I don't want some silly piece of paper to be the reason that we stay together.
01:11:38I want to know that our love is real.
01:11:42Dad.
01:11:43What is it, son?
01:11:45I want to cancel the contract between me and Amelia.
01:11:49Why, son?
01:11:50Because I want to ask her to marry me.
01:11:54And not because of some legal obligation.
01:11:59But because she wants to.
01:12:06Consider our contract null and void.
01:12:15Amelia.
01:12:17What will it be?
01:12:20Will you marry me?
01:12:25Will you marry me?
01:12:28Yes.
01:12:29I'll marry you.
01:12:45You've made me the happiest underwear model in the world.
01:12:48And I'm the happiest dog walker.
01:12:52Look at me.
01:12:53I'm dripping like a Roman aqueduct.
01:12:57All right.
01:12:58All right.
01:12:58You two.
01:12:59That's enough.
01:13:00All right.
01:13:00We spent this whole night together.
01:13:02Come over to my place.
01:13:04All right.
01:13:04We'll have a nice breakfast.
01:13:06Italian style.
01:13:08Hopefully it's not too rich for you.
01:13:10I think I can get used to it.
01:13:12And then we can all discuss the wedding.
01:13:15All right.
01:13:15I want to hear from everybody involved.
01:13:19Especially Coldplay.
01:13:20We're not getting Coldplay, Dad.
01:13:22It was worth a try.
01:13:48And now the bride and groom would like to give their vows.
01:13:50Michelangelo?
01:13:55Amelia.
01:13:58Even though we're far from a perfect couple, we're perfect together.
01:14:04I've learned so much from you in such a short amount of time.
01:14:08And not just about dogs.
01:14:11I don't know how I ever managed anything without you.
01:14:17I'm looking forward to your support and counsel as I take over the family business from my father this year.
01:14:25And in return, I promise to be patient and a loving husband as you turn our backyard into the doggy
01:14:36daycare you've always dreamed of.
01:14:40I love you.
01:14:43Amelia, you are the only thing better than free underwear.
01:14:49I love you so much.
01:14:52Yay!
01:14:56I never thought I would end up with a former man thong model.
01:15:00But here we are.
01:15:04Michelangelo, you've helped me come out of my shell and you've taught me how to live life to the fullest.
01:15:08Something I hope to do more of on our honeymoon in Italy.
01:15:16And although we haven't spent much time together, it feels like a lifetime.
01:15:20In a good way.
01:15:22I know your mom would be proud of you.
01:15:24Tiamo Michelangelo, I love you.
01:15:27With the power vested in me by Almighty God and the city of Beverly Hills, I now pronounce you husband
01:15:33and wife.
01:15:34You may kiss your bride.
01:15:44Thanks.
01:15:46I'm Betsy, Amelia's sister.
01:15:49I'm Jake, another dog walker.
01:15:53It's crazy, you know, given my sister.
01:15:55But I've always been more of a cat person.
01:15:58Me too!
01:16:00Woo!
01:16:01Woo-hoo-hoo!
01:16:01Oh, clap.
01:16:07Woo-hoo!
01:16:08Woo-hoo!
01:16:09Woo-hoo!
01:16:12Woo-hoo!
01:16:12Woo-hoo!
01:16:12Woo-hoo!
01:16:13Woo-hoo!
01:16:13Woo-hoo!
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