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00:04:55Hey Josie.
00:04:57Hi.
00:04:57Color up.
00:04:58Color up.
00:05:18How you doing?
00:05:23Hey!
00:05:27Hey!
00:05:32Hey!
00:05:36Hey!
00:05:37Hey!
00:05:37You got fired again, didn't you?
00:05:39Yeah.
00:05:39Didn't you?
00:05:41What?
00:05:41Who told you that?
00:05:43Hubie Marshall called me at work.
00:05:45He called you at work?
00:05:47That's it.
00:05:48That's it.
00:05:48Okay.
00:05:48I'll speak.
00:05:50What did he say?
00:05:51He said he fired you.
00:05:55And you believe them?
00:05:56Damn straight I do.
00:05:58I'll do respect that to you.
00:05:59Mr. Gullible.
00:06:00Sometimes.
00:06:03The truth of the matter is, Dad, I resigned.
00:06:06And I'll tell you something else, Dad.
00:06:07Shut up, Jimmy.
00:06:08When I took the job, I had no idea it was going to be a higher fire situation.
00:06:14Luther Bettenhauser's boy's doing much better.
00:06:16What's wrong with him?
00:06:17I fell off his grandfather's silo.
00:06:18He's got brain damage.
00:06:20He does not.
00:06:21He does too.
00:06:22Hoover faces his tongue's gonna hang out the side of his mouth for the rest of his life.
00:06:26And when he dies and they bury him, it's a funeral they're gonna put a mask on him.
00:06:30Do I have to listen to this while I'm eating?
00:06:33Let's talk about something else.
00:06:41Josie McClellan moved to New York.
00:06:43She did not.
00:06:44I just saw her today.
00:06:46Well, I don't know how you could.
00:06:48I heard at the bank that she got tired of taking care of her father and she told him to
00:06:52jump in a lake.
00:06:53And then she left for New York to get her an MBA in high fashion design at the University of
00:06:57New York City.
00:06:58I just saw her down at the gas station.
00:07:01In Living Color.
00:07:02We had a cup of java together.
00:07:05Well, I'm gonna take Lou Selby's word over yours any day.
00:07:09Lou Selby.
00:07:10Lou Selby's a drunk.
00:07:13You know, for a guy who's just lost his umpteenth job, you sure are handy with the tongue sword.
00:07:18You got canned again?
00:07:19Well, he didn't get canned.
00:07:22You got fired.
00:07:25There's gotta be some kind of record.
00:07:31Not only are you an obnoxious slug, but you're a freeloading obnoxious slug.
00:07:36Well, you should talk.
00:07:38What are you, in your mid-forties and still living at home?
00:07:41I'm 24 and I pay rent.
00:07:45So do I.
00:07:46You did pay rent.
00:07:48Dad?
00:07:49You mean you're cutting my rent?
00:07:52Hell no!
00:07:53Not paying rent because you don't have a job and you don't have any money.
00:07:57You're out of school and you live in this house, you pay rent.
00:08:04You're out.
00:08:05I want to stay home!
00:08:08I want to stay home right here!
00:08:14I want to stay home today!
00:08:34You know, getting this job, restoring your faith and pride in me
00:08:40is a number one priority right now, Dan.
00:08:43Priority ought to be making something of yourself.
00:08:45That's right up there.
00:08:47When I was your age, I couldn't wait to get out of my folks' house.
00:08:53I love living at home.
00:09:05I don't think this is such a great place for me to work, Dad.
00:09:12Okay.
00:09:13Say I don't get this job, hypothetically.
00:09:17Are you going to be upset?
00:09:19You don't get this job, you're on a bus to St. Louis.
00:09:22St. Louis?
00:09:23Well, Jeff's offered to put you to work in his garden shop.
00:09:26I don't know anything about gardening.
00:09:28You will learn.
00:09:31I'm getting a distinct feeling that you want me out of your life.
00:09:34I don't want you out of my life.
00:09:36I want you out of my house.
00:09:39Ah.
00:09:40Out!
00:09:41Okay, okay, okay.
00:09:42Shh!
00:09:58Are you sure I can't offer you a coffee and a bear claw?
00:10:02No, thanks.
00:10:03They're very good.
00:10:04They're fresh.
00:10:05No, I'm fine.
00:10:06You don't want one and I don't need one.
00:10:09Right.
00:10:10I love the darn things, though, I tell you.
00:10:12You know, I've got a sweet tooth.
00:10:14I could eat those things by the dozen.
00:10:15By the looks of it, I have.
00:10:17Right.
00:10:18I tell you, I'm so excited that you're considering joining the Target team.
00:10:24We all are.
00:10:26I appreciate that.
00:10:28Good.
00:10:29Then let's cut right to the chase, shall we?
00:10:32We're prepared to offer you $42,500 a year with a full benefit package.
00:10:39That's dental, medical, profit-sharing, pension, expense account, car allowance, vacation, of course, and any and all relocating expenses.
00:10:51This is our first, best, and last offer.
00:10:54What do you think?
00:10:56Well, a CD.
00:10:59With all due respect, I came in here with the number 45 in my mind, and I...
00:11:30You've got me.
00:11:3245 it is.
00:11:35Welcome aboard.
00:11:38I'd like to buy you lunch.
00:11:39No, no, no, no, no.
00:11:40Your money's no good here.
00:11:41Lunch is mine, all right?
00:11:43I'm not going to argue with you.
00:11:44You better not.
00:11:44I'm bigger than you are.
00:11:47Hang on a second.
00:11:48Well, yeah, I told her to hold my calls.
00:11:49Get it.
00:11:50Yeah, Peg.
00:11:51Uh-huh.
00:11:54It's okay.
00:11:55No, he's right here with me now.
00:11:57Hi, Peg.
00:11:59We just closed the deal.
00:12:00Uh-huh.
00:12:01Oh, he's a slam dunk, too.
00:12:03Yeah, I got him for 45.
00:12:10No, he's right here.
00:12:14What do you mean he missed the plane?
00:12:19Then who the hell am I talking to?
00:12:24Oh, Lord.
00:12:27I'll, uh, I'll get back to you.
00:12:31Hey, I know a great little Italian place that has the best pasta primitonis in the world.
00:12:36Excuse me a minute, will you, please?
00:12:38Lovely wife you have.
00:12:39Dodge, James?
00:12:42Mm-hmm.
00:12:45James, I'm afraid we have a little misunderstanding here.
00:12:49You see, I thought you came in for the, uh, operations manager's job.
00:12:54I have you down here as, uh, night cleanup boy.
00:13:00Well, I'm a little overpaid for night cleanup boy when you say, CD.
00:13:06The truth is, James, I can offer you, uh, $4.44 per hour.
00:13:14Uh, $4, $4, $4.44?
00:13:17$4.44.
00:13:19What about the benefits?
00:13:21Two 15-minute breaks and a half hour for lunch.
00:13:25And the title is, uh, night cleanup boy?
00:13:29Yes.
00:13:33I'll take it.
00:13:35Oh, and, uh, lose the curl.
00:13:39Welcome to the target team.
00:13:42So the parrot says, of course I can talk.
00:13:45Can you fly?
00:13:50I don't want any damn Japanese automobile plant in this town.
00:13:56It means jobs.
00:14:00I don't need jobs.
00:14:02Your governor's trying to use my town as a political chip.
00:14:05Gentlemen, I resent that.
00:14:07Well, there could be some specific benefits for you personally.
00:14:15Josie!
00:14:19Yeah?
00:14:20Come here.
00:14:21I want you to meet these gentlemen from the governor's office.
00:14:26Come on in here, honey.
00:14:44Honey, I want you to meet, uh, Bill, uh...
00:14:46No, Bob.
00:14:47Uh, Bob Bosenbeck.
00:14:49I want you to meet, uh, Bob.
00:14:53Mom.
00:15:10Dave.
00:15:15My pleasure, Dave.
00:15:17Right.
00:15:18Dave Hockner.
00:15:22I don't want to interrupt your meeting.
00:15:25Very nice to meet both of you.
00:15:27Bye.
00:15:29Bye.
00:15:36Josie?
00:15:39Josie!
00:15:41Josie!
00:15:42Josie!
00:15:43Josie!
00:15:46Josie!
00:15:47Josie!
00:15:48Josie!
00:15:48You pull another stunt like you did today, I'll beat the living daylights out of you.
00:16:03Josie!
00:16:07Josie!
00:16:15Oh!
00:16:20Josie!
00:16:21Josie!
00:16:22Josie!
00:16:22Josie!
00:16:22Oh, really? Out of sight!
00:16:45Right on time.
00:16:50Everything's going as planned.
00:16:53You ordered a limousine?
00:16:56Of course.
00:16:59My first day of work, I was going to look if my dad drives me.
00:17:03I'll treat myself for getting the job.
00:17:05It's only 50 bucks.
00:17:10Right on time, Henry.
00:17:12Yes, sir.
00:17:13Henry, yes, sir.
00:17:14Very well, Henry.
00:17:19Now!
00:17:28Hey, Jim! Where are you going?
00:17:31Hello, boys.
00:17:34Going to Paris on an F-14.
00:17:36Got a little peace meeting with the Vice President of Bulgaria.
00:17:39Business, you know?
00:17:40Then I'm going to Venice for a big spaghetti dinner with the Princess of Austria.
00:17:45Beautiful lady.
00:17:46Really big bones.
00:17:48Remember to brush your teeth, Bellman!
00:17:49You too, Sydney!
00:17:51You too, Sydney!
00:17:52I'm the host!
00:17:55Jim is so cool.
00:17:57We're going to get my head.
00:18:00We're going to get some fun!
00:18:01Now listen to the beat.
00:18:02A beat of the song.
00:18:08I'm pushing in my head, my head, like a bomb dong.
00:18:11Don't touch and check them through the book like one big flop.
00:18:13I don't have a bite on soul while I have a clock.
00:18:15I sing my song and I'm a record.
00:18:17I burn it up with a bootass fever
00:18:19The beat, beat, beat of a song song
00:18:21Il'y a bassin' in my head, head, head like a bonkh
00:18:23You'll listen to the beat, beat, beat of a song
00:18:26Il'y a bassin' in my head
00:18:27The beat, beat of a song, il'y a bassin' in my head
00:18:29Tweets, I'mANNA, POOKEYL áCar
00:18:31Tweets, I'mANNA, POOKEYL áCar
00:18:33Tweets, I'mANNA, POOKEYL áCar
00:18:33Tweets, I'mANNA, POOKEYL áCarprus
00:18:37ты, WELL, HAUCHT 크게
00:18:39мы уйдем Beat
00:18:40a beat of a song song Bazzin'
00:18:42in my head My head like a
00:18:43bonkh We'll listen to
00:18:44the beat A beat of a
00:18:45song song
00:18:46Go buzzin' in my head, my head like a bomb-dong
00:18:49Standin' alive with a kick on fire
00:18:51Do the kick on jack on the Japanese boogie
00:18:53It's a matter with me
00:18:54It's a matter with me
00:18:55Playin' like I'm shakin' under the coconutty
00:18:57The beat, beat, beat of a song-song
00:18:59Buzzin' in my head, my head like a bomb-dong
00:19:01Listen to the beat, beat, beat of a song-song
00:19:04Go buzzin' in my head, head like a bomb-dong
00:19:06Twitchin' to the boogie like one big flop
00:19:08Turnin' back the soul, one habit club
00:19:10Sing my song and I'm a rockin'
00:19:13Burnin' up with a blue ice cream
00:19:15Do the beat, beat of a song-song
00:19:17Go buzzin' in my head, head like a bomb-dong
00:19:19Now we standin' alive with a kick on fire
00:19:22Kick on jack on the Japanese boogie
00:19:24Standin' alive with a kick on fire
00:19:26Kick on jack on the Japanese boogie
00:19:28Got a loose towel here
00:19:29First thing in the morning, I want you to take some epoxy cement
00:19:31and take care of this
00:19:31I don't need a lawsuit, okay?
00:19:34I got enough to worry about
00:19:38Who is he?
00:19:39Attention, shoppers.
00:19:41The store will be closing in five minutes
00:19:43Please bring all your purchases
00:19:44Just in the front
00:19:45Thank you
00:19:46Head like a bomb-dong
00:19:48Listen to the beat, beat of a song
00:19:50I buzzin' in my head, my head like a bomb-dong
00:19:52Truths I'm checkin' through the boogie like one big flop
00:19:55It's up about the soul, one habit club
00:19:57I sing my song and I'm a rockin'
00:20:00I burnin' up with a put-ass fever
00:20:05Listen to the beat now
00:20:07Listen to the beat now
00:20:07Listen to the beat now
00:20:08Listen to the beat now
00:20:25Are you a slacker?
00:20:28Uh, no, Presbyterian
00:20:31What did you say?
00:20:32What did you say?
00:20:33Now I'm asking you a simple question
00:20:35Are you lazy?
00:20:36No, sir
00:20:37Cause the last guy that wore that uniform was a lazy slacker
00:20:40And I fired his no good butt
00:20:44Uh, about the uniform
00:20:46Will I be getting my own?
00:20:48You work out, which I doubt
00:20:50You could have yourself a new name patch
00:20:57Would I be able to have it laundered?
00:20:59It smells a little bit like Darnell
00:21:01I don't think you know who you're messin' with, boy
00:21:04Alright, after you clean the ladies and the men's crappers
00:21:07And I'm talking about you better be able to eat off those bowls
00:21:09Oh, sure
00:21:09You clean my coffee maker, then you wax my desk
00:21:12Uh, now, um, clean what?
00:21:14You clean my coffee maker and wax my desk
00:21:17Oh, yes, I got it
00:21:18You, uh, sweep the aisles, starting with health and beauty
00:21:20And you work your way over to juniors and misses
00:21:22Ups and downs, leaving you debris in the cross aisles
00:21:25I'm serious, so I start with health and beauty and...
00:21:27What did I just say?
00:21:28I just said you start with health and beauty, okay?
00:21:30Then you do your cross aisles
00:21:31That'll bring your dustbin into play
00:21:33You take the debris, you load it into the dustbin
00:21:36You take the dustbin out to the loading dock area
00:21:38And you empty it into the receptacle
00:21:40Huh? You got that?
00:21:41Yeah, easy as pie, huh?
00:21:44You know, I was in blood for a brief period of Del Taco
00:21:45I think I don't care about your Del Taco experiences, boy
00:21:48Alright, now, we got this little problem in this store with grazers
00:21:51You know what a grazer is, boy?
00:21:52Uh, is that some sort of farm truck?
00:21:55A grazer is a customer or an employee that eats off the shelves, okay?
00:21:58Sort of similar to a cow grazing in a field of grass
00:22:01Mm-hmm
00:22:01Only this isn't a field of grass, okay?
00:22:03And you're not a cow
00:22:03There's no eating
00:22:05You're not being paid to eat, so don't
00:22:06You got any questions?
00:22:08Uh, not right off hand, no
00:22:09You think you can handle it?
00:22:10Oh, I'll give it the old college try
00:22:12Don't touch me!
00:22:15Well, despite our age difference, I think I'm really gonna enjoy working with you
00:22:19Let's get something straight, boy
00:22:20You ain't working with me, you're working for me
00:22:22Well, still, I think it's gonna be fun being around you
00:22:25Yeah, well, I ain't gonna be anywhere near you
00:22:27I'm gonna be home pumping the pasties out of Colleen Jackson
00:22:30You're not gonna be here?
00:22:31Hell no
00:22:34I'm gonna be here by myself?
00:22:38Yeah, that's right
00:22:39And you better stay out of the ladies' undergoods
00:22:43Wait a minute
00:22:44Nobody told me that I would be here alone
00:22:46What are you doing?
00:22:48Saving money
00:22:49Wait a minute, you're turning off the lights?
00:22:51The 25 seconds you got light in every third aisle
00:22:53When the sun comes up, you turn off all the lights, you understand?
00:22:57No, no, I don't understand
00:22:58Just hold on a second
00:23:00I'm locking you in
00:23:02When I come back at 7, open up, I'll let you out
00:23:07You're locking me in?
00:23:09Would it take me for a fool?
00:23:11Nobody gets a set of keys on their first night
00:23:13Nobody!
00:23:15Now get to work!
00:23:17What if there's a fire?
00:23:18Then the fire department will come
00:23:20I could perish
00:23:22Boo
00:23:23You can't do this
00:23:24A locked-in, a loan, in the dark
00:23:26The problem's not a part of my employment agreement
00:23:53You should be held in under Ping
00:23:55But they just aren't real
00:24:06You're leaving
00:24:06Is I blew my mind
00:24:07Ask yourself
00:24:07Vor retrospective
00:24:09Do not
00:24:10It한데
00:24:12This is the only way
00:24:12Do not
00:24:18You got to wash with the crocodile in the river
00:24:23You got to swim with the sharks in the sea
00:24:27You got to live with the crooked politician
00:24:31Trust those things that you can never see
00:24:34Ah, yeah, yeah, this is fun
00:24:37Ah, yeah, yeah
00:24:38Ah, yeah, yeah, this is fun
00:24:41Ah, yeah, yeah, fun
00:24:51It's a cool, crazy, beautiful world
00:24:55Every day you wake up, I hope it's a blue, blue sky
00:25:03It's a cool, crazy, beautiful world
00:25:08One day you wake up, I hope it's a blue, blue sky
00:25:15Thank you
00:25:22It's your last final
00:25:24Goodbye
00:25:27It's your last final
00:25:28Goodbye
00:25:469.17
00:25:49Time for a break
00:26:18Hello
00:26:22Anybody out there?
00:26:23When I accepted the post of President Granpubah of Target
00:26:31Realizing that I have brought
00:26:35Meaningfulness and peace and happiness into the lives of thousands of people
00:26:40Jim Dodge on Monroe
00:26:42Top moneymaker on the tour
00:26:44His father's here today, but Dodge
00:26:46And Sister Penny, sad, sad story
00:26:49Was just admitted to University Hospital
00:26:52While trying to pop a zit, her head mysteriously exploded
00:27:21Dad, hi
00:27:22Jim, do you know what time it is?
00:27:24You know, I started to think about Christmas
00:27:27Like gifts
00:27:27Because, you know, I'm in a store, a big store
00:27:30And I'm starting to get a lot of gift ideas
00:27:32Hi
00:27:33Mom, hi
00:27:34How's it going?
00:27:36Well, I finished all my janitor stuff
00:27:38I finished most of it
00:27:39I gotta save some stuff for later
00:27:41But it's easy
00:27:42Um, honey
00:27:44It's a little late
00:27:46Yeah, it is kind of late
00:27:48Well, sleep tight
00:27:50See you in the morning
00:27:51Love you, love you too
00:27:59Mr. James Dodge
00:28:07Hey
00:28:10Hey
00:28:21Hey
00:28:23Hey
00:28:25Hey
00:28:26Hey
00:28:26Hey
00:28:26Hey
00:28:30Let's go.
00:28:57I can't be happy as a night clean-up boy.
00:29:04Sweetheart, he wants us to call him a janitor.
00:29:10Maybe I should have spent less time harping and more time helping.
00:29:15Harping and helping what?
00:29:19Harping on him to leave and helping him become a good, mature, productive person he could be.
00:29:36Yeah!
00:29:48Yeah!
00:29:52Yeah!
00:29:53Yeah!
00:29:54Yeah!
00:29:54Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:30:24Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:30:56Are you all right?
00:31:00Yes, I'm fine, thanks.
00:31:02And you?
00:31:04What are you doing here?
00:31:07I work here.
00:31:10Have a good one, Oscar Dunn.
00:31:12Okay, Carl.
00:31:13Keep in touch.
00:31:14Let me know if you hear anything.
00:31:19Well, since she didn't leave on the bus...
00:31:21Well, apparently she isn't here.
00:31:23Let's go look for her someplace else.
00:31:25She wouldn't be dumb enough to thumb, would she?
00:31:28Does she have any friends that she might have run off with?
00:31:33Boyfriend.
00:31:33Would you just get in the car so we can go look for the girl, please?
00:31:38I'm tired.
00:31:38I had to get out of the bed.
00:31:40I haven't had any coffee.
00:31:41I don't feel good.
00:31:42My daughter, I don't know where the hell she is.
00:31:43You're standing by the car there sounding like some goddamn preacher or something.
00:31:47Come on, get in the car.
00:31:50Prick.
00:31:56Are you sure you didn't hurt yourself?
00:31:58Oh, no.
00:32:00I'm kidding.
00:32:01No, I'm fine.
00:32:03Can I ask what you were doing?
00:32:05Uh, oh, I was roller skating.
00:32:08I know, but why?
00:32:10Well, why not?
00:32:12Got bored.
00:32:13One thing led to another, and I'm roller skating in my shorts.
00:32:18Better question would be, what are you doing here?
00:32:22Shopping.
00:32:23Uh, well, we've been closed for five hours.
00:32:26Yeah, I fell asleep.
00:32:28While shopping?
00:32:29No, in the ladies' dressing room.
00:32:31That makes no sense.
00:32:33You're a high-profile young ingenue.
00:32:35I was debating.
00:32:36What?
00:32:37Whether or not to get arrested for shoplifting.
00:32:40Doesn't your father own like $10 million worth of real estate in this town?
00:32:43Well, it's not my fault.
00:32:45No, no, I didn't imply such.
00:32:47It just seems funny that someone of your, uh...
00:32:50Wealth?
00:32:51If you will, would be shoplifting.
00:32:53I didn't do it.
00:32:54I chickened out.
00:32:57Would consider shoplifting.
00:32:59It's a long, dull, self-indulgent, highly unromantic story about an overbearing father,
00:33:06deceased mother and brother, and a completely confused girl.
00:33:10Looks a little like me.
00:33:21Mm-hmm.
00:33:49I sure am glad you dropped by.
00:33:51I mean, I was getting pretty tired of being with myself.
00:33:58I guess, uh, I guess I'm what you call a people person.
00:34:05What are you cooking?
00:34:06Uh, hobo chicken.
00:34:08It's a glazed chicken in wine sauce with vegetables and skin on potatoes.
00:34:13Silverware, silverware.
00:34:18It's only 210 calories, and I don't know if you're watching your figure, but I sure am.
00:34:25Uh, if you could just grab a serving spoon over there, I think we'll be set.
00:34:34Uh, keep your distance from these things.
00:34:36I think it's safe to keep five feet.
00:34:43I think they're about done.
00:34:48Well, Donningham's right this way.
00:34:53Mmm.
00:34:55Mmm.
00:34:56Mmm.
00:34:56Well, I think my father poured the cement for your pool.
00:35:02He's a cement contractor.
00:35:05Good man.
00:35:07Bud Dodge?
00:35:08My mother works at the Hanukkahs over Christmas part-time.
00:35:11My sister is a teller at the bank.
00:35:13My brother's in grade school.
00:35:14He's not employed at the moment.
00:35:16Uh, I used to work at the animal shelter, but I was terminated.
00:35:20And, uh, now I'm working here.
00:35:25Do you always talk this much?
00:35:29Yeah, I guess I do.
00:35:31I like, I like talking to people.
00:35:34Oh.
00:35:35I was thinking maybe we should go into sales.
00:35:38I've actually tried that.
00:35:46Some, uh, fresh brown pepper?
00:35:49Please.
00:35:53Some people don't like a lot of pepper.
00:35:55Say one.
00:35:55That's fine.
00:35:56Um, I happen to really like it a lot.
00:35:59I think it enhances the natural flavor of the chicken.
00:36:06I hope you don't take this the wrong way.
00:36:10I've had dreams about you.
00:36:12You've had dreams about me?
00:36:16Well, not recently.
00:36:17I've had dreams about you in the past.
00:36:20I mean, I've had dreams about an entire cheerleading squad,
00:36:22so don't get me wrong.
00:36:24I mean, it's kid stuff, you know?
00:36:25How about you?
00:36:27Do I dream?
00:36:27Hmm.
00:36:30It's about all I do.
00:36:46Raising a kid's hard work, you got any kids?
00:36:50No, sir.
00:36:51No, sir.
00:36:51And from listening to you talk and from observing this,
00:36:55I'm kind of grateful that old Emily turned up infertile.
00:36:58I'm kind of grateful that we're there,
00:36:59I'm going to try to get out of here.
00:37:00I did.
00:37:00I need you.
00:37:00Again, I was just going to get out of here.
00:37:03I need you on a TV show at a hotel.
00:37:08I need you.
00:37:15I know it's a hotel.
00:37:21I need you, sir.
00:37:24You need to get out of here.
00:37:28I enjoy a good one after a fine meal.
00:37:30It settles the stomach.
00:37:33You're the town liar, right?
00:37:40What?
00:37:41I'm sorry. That really came out wrong.
00:37:45Something like that could come up, right?
00:37:47I guess I meant that's what people call you,
00:37:48but I'd mean to imply that it's actually true.
00:37:49Are people actually calling me that?
00:37:51I thought you knew.
00:37:52No, what? That I was a town liar?
00:37:54You didn't?
00:37:55No, I'm not.
00:37:56I think you might have the wrong information.
00:37:58I didn't mean to offend you.
00:38:00Do you think that was a compliment?
00:38:02No, no, and I apologize.
00:38:04I can't repeat things like that.
00:38:07Don't think about it.
00:38:09As I said, I think you've gotten the wrong information.
00:38:12But if people are calling me that,
00:38:13it's only because they're small, cheap, petty, and jealous.
00:38:16Small towns are notorious for that kind of thing.
00:38:19Oh, yeah.
00:38:19I'm sure there's a word for me.
00:38:21Sure.
00:38:22What do they call me?
00:38:23Just tease.
00:38:24Tease?
00:38:27Yeah, I can see that.
00:38:31Actually, I never teased.
00:38:34This is, it's becoming amusing.
00:38:36Who exactly calls me a liar?
00:38:39Everybody.
00:38:40Everybody.
00:38:41No, not everybody.
00:38:41I'm sure there's some old people in town.
00:38:44Right.
00:38:51What do you think?
00:38:53What do I think?
00:38:56Do you think I'm a liar?
00:38:58Oh, I don't know you well enough.
00:39:02You've known me for almost 17 years.
00:39:04We went to the same schools from kindergarten on up.
00:39:06I knew of you, but I didn't know you personally.
00:39:10That's always bothered me.
00:39:12I mean, that old in, out, us, them thing.
00:39:16It's the way it's always been.
00:39:17I know.
00:39:18It's always bothered me, I'll tell you.
00:39:19I'm sure, but it's water over the dam now.
00:39:22Yeah, but it's your dam and my water.
00:39:24I got crapped on a lot of years.
00:39:26I just meant that it's in the past.
00:39:28Well, the president is a result of the past.
00:39:31I look at my high school yearbook, and I don't see four fabulous years.
00:39:37Actually, what I'm reminded of is what it feels like to have my underwear yanked up my ass by some
00:39:41big football player with arms like telephone poles.
00:39:43Okay, and where are those guys now?
00:39:47I know they're not working nights at Target, I'll tell you that.
00:39:52Yeah.
00:39:53You know, I look at my yearbook, and I see four fabulous years that are going to be the highlight
00:40:03of my life.
00:40:04Here's what it's like.
00:40:06First, you feel a hand going down the back of your pants, and tighten around the elastic waistband, and then
00:40:12you're...
00:40:12Highlight.
00:40:12You know, sometimes I'd actually see stars.
00:40:14Not going to get any better.
00:40:16And if I was particularly unlucky, my shorts would, like, rip completely free, and I would get this really drastic
00:40:22fabric...
00:40:23Do you hear me?
00:40:27Yeah.
00:40:31I don't really care about a graphic description of a childhood prank.
00:40:35Hey, that prank was a motif in my life.
00:40:41You know, I'm locked in this store here because I didn't have the guts to steal a skirt so that
00:40:49I could get arrested and embarrass my father in this stupid, desperate, childish, pathetic attempt to leave home.
00:40:57When you have your underwear yanked up your ass, I have my entire life yanked up my ass.
00:41:03Well, you were speaking figuratively.
00:41:05I was speaking literally.
00:41:06And you're happy.
00:41:07You know, you're happy.
00:41:10I'm not happy.
00:41:12I'm working nights.
00:41:14Everybody thinks I'm a liar.
00:41:16My whole family's laughing at me.
00:41:18Reverend Harwell gave me the finger last week.
00:41:20Okay, okay, you're not happy, but at least you have some control over your life.
00:41:23So do you.
00:41:23My father controls my life.
00:41:26You're over 18.
00:41:26You're going to tell him to drop dead and get on a plane.
00:41:29So can you?
00:41:30I don't want to.
00:41:33I like living at home.
00:41:35No, you don't.
00:41:37What am I, a garden snail?
00:41:40An involuntary muscle in a janitor suit?
00:41:42I know what I want to do.
00:41:45What could you possibly like about living at home at your age?
00:41:49Uh, the meals are great.
00:41:51I mean, there's the, uh, there's cable.
00:41:54Uh, the accommodations are, I mean, excellent.
00:41:57Five star.
00:41:58What, what do you care if I'm living at home or not?
00:42:01Hey, I didn't come here to irritate you.
00:42:04Well, you're beginning to.
00:42:09Great.
00:42:10It's really great.
00:42:12I gotta stop saying those kinds of things, really.
00:42:15Those freaking kids.
00:42:16I knew I couldn't trust them.
00:42:17Town liar.
00:42:19That's nice wreck.
00:42:20Nice wreck.
00:42:21I bet it was Gregory, that little weasel.
00:42:22Top secret.
00:42:23Top secret, I tell them.
00:42:24And they still shoot off their mouths.
00:42:26If I had really been a French spy, those little tots would have gotten me killed.
00:42:31Piano wire wrapped around my neck.
00:42:33My testicles shoved down my throat.
00:42:34A piece of dynamite stuck up my ass.
00:42:42She's so beautiful.
00:42:46And I'm the town liar.
00:43:07Shiny pop through the open doorway.
00:43:15Fell in love on a summer day.
00:43:22You're only a once, but that's all right.
00:43:29Because it's just so good to be alive.
00:43:37Take away your troubles.
00:43:40Take away your troubles.
00:43:42Nothing on my mind except my new love.
00:43:50Nothing on my mind except my new love.
00:43:57Take away your troubles.
00:44:02Take away your troubles.
00:44:04Take away your troubles.
00:44:11Take away your troubles.
00:44:12Take away your troubles.
00:44:12Take away your troubles.
00:44:13Take away your troubles.
00:44:13Take away your troubles.
00:44:14Take away your troubles.
00:44:17Take away your troubles.
00:44:19Take away your troubles.
00:44:33Jim, there's no reason to lie right now.
00:44:36There's no one to impress.
00:44:38Anyway, I'm not impressed by a man telling me he likes living at home.
00:44:42Excuse me.
00:44:44I'm not lying.
00:44:45And I'm not trying to impress you.
00:44:47So if you'll excuse me, I have work to do.
00:44:49I have to clean dead flies out of the lighting fixtures.
00:44:52Okay, okay.
00:44:53In my ear, I apologize.
00:44:55It's just that I can't imagine a man giving up his independence, his right to mate, to have a family.
00:45:05To have children, to build a life for himself, for good cooking.
00:45:10Hold on.
00:45:11I have not given up my right to mate.
00:45:14I have the right to mate any time I feel like mating.
00:45:20You go out with someone.
00:45:21You bring her home.
00:45:23You introduce her to mom, dad, sis, Billy, Woofie's dog.
00:45:31Cocktails in the rumpus room and then do it on the bunk bed.
00:45:35Oh, let's analyze that remark.
00:45:40I don't have a dog.
00:45:42My brother's not named Billy and I don't even have a rumpus room, so I don't even...
00:45:47You know what I mean?
00:45:53Yeah.
00:45:54I know what you mean.
00:45:57Spit on me.
00:45:58Make me feel lousy.
00:46:06Jim, you said something that wasn't true.
00:46:11No.
00:46:13No, I said that I can have sex when I want to, and I do.
00:46:19I do.
00:46:20However, I was looking forward to a nice, quiet evening of janitoring.
00:46:26I don't think you see what I'm getting at.
00:46:29I see what you're getting at.
00:46:30I'm a lying monk with an edifice complex and an appetite for home cooking.
00:46:34Don't forget, you're the indecisive shopper.
00:46:36Yes, exactly.
00:46:38I would do anything to be in your shoes.
00:46:41These are Darnell's shoes.
00:46:43You know, you have freedom and you're not using it.
00:46:47It makes me sad.
00:46:49Well, you have the collective wealth of the entire town, and you're trying to get yourself arrested.
00:46:53Now, that makes me sad.
00:46:54It makes me sad, too.
00:46:57That's pretty stupid.
00:46:58It's very stupid.
00:47:00Are you serious?
00:47:03I mean, you haven't been drinking this in the bottle talking?
00:47:07No.
00:47:09Well, then why don't you just talk to the guy?
00:47:14For the same reason that you can't leave home, I can't tell my father to go to hell.
00:47:21Why not?
00:47:26Because I don't want to be alone.
00:47:28I don't want to be alone.
00:47:59Do you ever have any family problems, you and your daughter?
00:48:03What the hell do you think this is?
00:48:07I've got a point.
00:48:14Would you go with me somewhere?
00:48:19Where?
00:48:20Florida.
00:48:21Wyoming.
00:48:22Spain.
00:48:23It doesn't really matter.
00:48:24Just away somewhere.
00:48:27I'd love to.
00:48:29I just can't afford to be capricious and carefree like yourself.
00:48:34I-I...
00:48:35I've got to set my sights on something and really go for it.
00:48:39My janitor?
00:48:41It's a beginning.
00:48:42I-I'm looking at...
00:48:44It's an end.
00:48:48Maybe if you had, like, a destination in mind.
00:48:50You know, that-that would make all the difference in the world.
00:48:53Why?
00:48:55Well, I-I'm-I'm just not built to aimlessly roam the world.
00:49:00I-I'm-I'm-I'm too conservative for that.
00:49:04I-I'm-I'm...
00:49:04Well...
00:49:05I was thinking about Los Angeles.
00:49:08Mm-hmm.
00:49:09Mm-hmm.
00:49:09Mm-hmm.
00:49:11What for?
00:49:12Live?
00:49:13Work?
00:49:15At what?
00:49:16Whatever.
00:49:18And...
00:49:18What about your father?
00:49:21When I don't die, he'll realize that I can make it on my own.
00:49:27If I do, I'll have the satisfaction of knowing that I can't.
00:49:31If I run and he brings me back, or if I go back on my own, either way, he's just
00:49:35gonna beat the shit out of me, so it doesn't really make a difference.
00:49:38What? Literally?
00:49:43Yeah.
00:49:45It's sad.
00:49:47Yeah, it's sad.
00:49:49Until he throws you across the room, it's sad.
00:49:52I'm just afraid to live with him.
00:49:54I'm afraid to live with him.
00:49:55You know, you didn't come to work to hear this stuff.
00:49:57I'm really sorry.
00:49:59It's okay.
00:49:59It's okay to clean this up.
00:50:09I'm-I'm-I'm just surprised.
00:50:11You know, I thought everything was okay.
00:50:12You know, I-I figured you got a nice car, you got a nice house, you got some money, everything's
00:50:17okay.
00:50:18You know, it should be.
00:50:20But it's not.
00:50:22It's twisted, and it's distorted, and it can't be changed, and it cannot be saved.
00:50:34I'll go with you.
00:50:40Really?
00:50:43Yeah.
00:50:46We have to get a car.
00:50:49Let-Let's get through the night first.
00:50:51I have money.
00:50:52How much?
00:50:54$52,000.
00:50:58On you?
00:51:00Look at my purse.
00:51:16$52,000.
00:51:17Wow.
00:51:19I've never seen so much money in my life.
00:51:22That's more than my house costs.
00:51:27Jim, now that I'm spending the night, how can I pay you back for being so cold to you in
00:51:33high school?
00:51:36Do you need an answer right away?
00:51:38There you are.
00:51:38No.
00:51:41Sometime before the sun comes up.
00:51:46Well, uh, you're probably not going to remember this, but, uh, there was a homecoming dance our sophomore year.
00:51:56Mm-hmm.
00:51:56Uh, do you remember Mrs. Noble?
00:51:59Large, hairy gym teacher, suspiciously cumbersome groin bulge?
00:52:04I had her for two years.
00:52:06Well, she made everybody switch partners, because all the fat girls were dancing together, and-and all the doinks, myself
00:52:10included, were standing against the wall blowing spit bubbles.
00:52:13Right.
00:52:14Well, for, uh, three quarters of one verse of a slow song, we-we danced together.
00:52:24You reeked of stridex.
00:52:26Oh, no, that-that was Larry Fry.
00:52:29I'm sorry.
00:52:32I-I don't remember.
00:52:35You-you got your hair caught in my braces?
00:52:38I don't remember.
00:52:39Well, it's not-it's not important.
00:52:43I had-well, I-I just always dreamed of finishing that dance.
00:52:53Okay.
00:52:57Oh, no, don't-don't-don't feel you have to answer right away.
00:53:00Yeah, I mean, it's just a small portion of my life that's incomplete.
00:53:04I thought you were gonna say something different.
00:53:14Well, first things first.
00:53:33When things go wrong, as they sometimes will, when the road you're trotting seems all up here.
00:53:46Yeah, when the bones are low, and the depths are high, and you want to smile, but you're happy side.
00:54:07When care is pressing you down a bit, rest if you must.
00:54:21Oh, no, don't you quit.
00:54:25Oh, no, don't you quit.
00:54:33Oh, no, don't you quit.
00:54:45Oh, no.
00:54:47Oh, no, don't you quit.
00:54:51But you never can tell how close you are.
00:54:59It may be near when it seems so far
00:55:21You're ticklish there?
00:55:47It may be near when it seems so far
00:55:54Come on.
00:56:22Officer Don.
00:56:23Oh, you scared the crap out of me. I thought it was the custodian.
00:56:28Jim, what are you doing in there?
00:56:30I work here now.
00:56:37You want to let me in?
00:56:39I'd love to let you in. I don't have the keys.
00:56:43I'm locked in until 7 a.m.
00:56:45What's going on?
00:56:47Have you seen Josie McClellan?
00:56:50Of course.
00:56:52Uh, dark hair, green eyes, beautiful.
00:56:57Oh, yeah, of course.
00:56:58You've seen her recently?
00:57:00Oh, uh, matter of fact, I just saw her yesterday, yeah.
00:57:05We had a cup of java together.
00:57:07She come into the store?
00:57:09Oh, I don't know. I only work nights.
00:57:12Why?
00:57:14Well, she's missing.
00:57:17Now, I was looking around this side of town for her,
00:57:19and I come past, and I've seen that the outside sign's on.
00:57:24The outside sign's never on.
00:57:26Oh, yeah, yeah.
00:57:28Did you try the library?
00:57:30Because, you know, maybe she fell asleep reading.
00:57:34No, she's probably just screwing somebody the old man don't approve of.
00:57:44Would you know that if the custodian comes by to check up on people?
00:57:50Oh, no, I wouldn't think he'd do that, Jimmy.
00:57:54I'd feel pretty good now.
00:58:05I'm sorry, sir.
00:58:07I had to practice a little therapy.
00:58:10The boy's in his own world.
00:58:19I can't believe you left me
00:58:21Don't know that you've upset me
00:58:22You just want to forget me
00:58:24Why don't you come and get me
00:58:26And boy, I really miss you
00:58:28And all I wanna do is kiss you
00:58:30I'll use up all my tissues
00:58:31Cause it's more serious, I miss you
00:58:33I don't even know who's facing
00:58:35You were playing and you were teasing
00:58:37Didn't tell me you were leaving
00:58:39The good looks start thinking
00:58:41Where are you, baby?
00:58:43We used to have so much fun
00:58:45You drive me crazy
00:58:47Somebody tell me where he's gone
00:58:49Where are you, baby?
00:58:50We used to have so much fun
00:58:52You drive me crazy
00:58:55Here you've been through the window
00:58:57This is too much for me to handle
00:58:59Already caused a scandal
00:59:01A disturbance like a banjo
00:59:03I've lost track of all time
00:59:04Cause you're always on my mind
00:59:06And you're just like super guy
00:59:08Oh, make me cry
00:59:09Oh, I, oh, I, oh, I, oh, I, oh, I
00:59:11It's disappeared
00:59:12This being is really clear
00:59:13You're free to say, no, dear
00:59:15Can you feel when you're here?
00:59:18Where are you, baby?
00:59:20We used to have so much fun
00:59:22You drive me crazy
00:59:23Somebody tell me where he's gone
00:59:25Where are you, baby?
00:59:27We used to have so much fun
00:59:29You drive me crazy
00:59:54Where are you, baby?
00:59:56We used to have so much fun
01:00:11We used to have so much fun
01:00:14We used to have so much fun
01:00:17We used to have so much fun
01:00:18We used to have so much fun
01:00:18We used to have so much fun
01:00:18We used to have so much fun
01:00:20We used to have so much fun
01:00:21We used to have so much fun
01:00:22We used to have so much fun
01:00:45Why don't we get underneath the bench?
01:00:50Do you want to get on top?
01:01:00You check the office, I'll scope the dressing room
01:01:02Great
01:01:12You're on top
01:01:16Did you want to be on top?
01:01:18Oh no
01:01:19No, no, I'm just fine right where I am
01:01:22Sure
01:01:52I'm just fine right where I am
01:02:02I think he went to the back
01:02:15You think?
01:02:21Nice
01:02:23Excellent
01:02:25Hey
01:02:27You got a tattoo?
01:02:31No sir
01:02:32Hey, not you asshole
01:02:34I'm a missing person
01:02:36I'm a missing person
01:02:36The whole town is looking for me
01:02:38What, do you hide now?
01:02:40Yes
01:02:41And I would appreciate it if you would let us sit up
01:02:44What about the tattoo?
01:02:46I don't have one
01:02:48Give me a buck
01:02:50I actually clipped a two-night bar that went off to yesterday at Burger King
01:02:53Yeah, well I was going to get to the rubber
01:02:54Excuse me
01:02:57Are you planning to shoot us in the back of the head?
01:03:00We haven't decided yet, have we?
01:03:04Who are you?
01:03:06Uh
01:03:07You don't want to know
01:03:08They wouldn't have asked you if you didn't want to know, butthead
01:03:11He's a little crazy
01:03:12He's my brother
01:03:13He's not quite right
01:03:14That's not true
01:03:15She doesn't even know me
01:03:17Somebody better start talking straight
01:03:19This is the truth
01:03:20Okay
01:03:24You want to know?
01:03:27Mm-hmm
01:03:28Okay, good
01:03:29Uh, but, uh
01:03:32Come on over here
01:03:35What?
01:03:36Come on over
01:03:37Come on over here
01:03:38Over here
01:03:57Come on over here
01:03:58Come on over here
01:04:02That's right, down here
01:04:03Down here
01:04:06Okay
01:04:09You dumb sons of bitches
01:04:13Do you realize
01:04:14That you have just walked
01:04:15Straight into a $60 million
01:04:18Drug transaction
01:04:22So, you're running this
01:04:24Multi-zillion dollar
01:04:25Drug transaction
01:04:26By yourself
01:04:27Little target boy
01:04:29No
01:04:31No, I'm not
01:04:33Doing it by myself
01:04:34I'm not
01:04:34No
01:04:36As a matter of fact
01:04:39In about ten minutes
01:04:41This place
01:04:42Is gonna be alive
01:04:43With the meanest
01:04:44Ugliest
01:04:45Most impatient animals
01:04:47You guys have ever seen
01:04:48So, I'll tell you what
01:04:49I'll give you five minutes
01:04:51To take whatever you want
01:04:52In the whole store
01:04:53Anything you want
01:04:53And just go
01:04:54I won't tell
01:04:55Just go
01:04:56Just take your guns
01:04:57And go
01:04:57Scoot
01:04:58Okay, then
01:04:59Who's the girl?
01:05:02I'm his host
01:05:03Yes
01:05:04Yes, yes, yes
01:05:05Is that true?
01:05:09Yes
01:05:10Yes, it's true
01:05:12And, um
01:05:16If the deal doesn't go down
01:05:19She becomes pig-teed
01:05:20Bullshit
01:05:22Oh, really?
01:05:26We'll blow her away
01:05:28Come on
01:05:28Come on
01:05:29That's bullshit
01:05:31Okay
01:05:34Then give me your guns
01:05:36And I'll do it for you
01:05:39It's bullshit, right?
01:05:42We'll see
01:05:46Roll over
01:05:47Yeah
01:05:47Yeah, come on
01:05:48You heard it
01:05:48What?
01:05:49Roll over
01:05:50That's right
01:05:50You too, honey
01:05:51You heard me
01:05:51Roll over
01:05:52Come on
01:05:53Do it
01:05:53Come on
01:05:53Come on
01:05:54Roll
01:05:54Roll, roll
01:05:55Thank you
01:05:56Very much
01:05:57Mmm
01:05:59Yeah
01:06:00Um
01:06:02Give me the guns
01:06:04No way, man
01:06:06Uh-uh
01:06:06Fine
01:06:07Fine
01:06:08You do it
01:06:09I don't need her anymore anyway
01:06:12I only need you to get the customs
01:06:13I don't like this
01:06:15This sucks
01:06:16It's not worth it
01:06:16Come on
01:06:17We don't have much time
01:06:18Do it
01:06:19Alright
01:06:23It's nothing
01:06:24In person
01:06:25Jim
01:06:25It's too late
01:06:26They're here
01:06:27It's too late
01:06:28Come on
01:06:28They're here
01:06:29It's too late
01:06:29It's too late
01:06:30They're here
01:06:30And then
01:06:31Hold your fire
01:06:32Hold your fire
01:06:33Hold your fire
01:06:33And housewares
01:06:34Hold your fire
01:06:35Hold your fire
01:06:36Then hold your fire
01:06:38There are infrared scopes
01:06:39Tring on your head
01:06:40We didn't want this
01:06:41We didn't want this
01:06:42The girl you want
01:06:43Not us
01:06:43Just at us
01:06:44Okay
01:06:44We got a WD-40
01:06:46That's right
01:06:46A full-scale PMS
01:06:47Okay
01:06:47Okay
01:06:48Everybody
01:06:48Just relax
01:06:49Now
01:06:49Now
01:06:50Okay
01:06:50Everybody
01:06:51Everybody just relax
01:06:52Okay
01:06:52The whole place is gonna blow
01:06:53Everybody just
01:06:55Now
01:06:55Put down your guns
01:06:56Put the guns down
01:06:56Now they're putting down the guns
01:06:58They're putting
01:06:58Are you putting them down
01:06:59They're putting them down
01:06:59Now get down
01:07:00Because lives are at stake
01:07:02Let go
01:07:04Get back
01:07:05Get back
01:07:07Get back
01:07:07Spread them
01:07:07Spread the legs
01:07:08Okay
01:07:09Put down the dogs
01:07:10You spread them
01:07:10Okay
01:07:11Put the dogs down
01:07:12Put the dogs down
01:07:13Put it down
01:07:13Both of them
01:07:14Put the dogs down
01:07:14That was great
01:07:47I got a big surprise for you guys
01:07:48And we'll all get to know each other
01:07:50I'd like to know what goes on
01:07:51Inside your heads
01:07:53Okay
01:07:53You had the big one
01:07:54And you had the
01:07:55No
01:07:56Sorry
01:07:57I could have sworn
01:07:58You had the big one
01:08:02I lied
01:08:32These are the men
01:08:34Just go along with whatever I do
01:08:37Okay
01:08:37Okay
01:08:37Okay
01:08:50So what's the word on you two
01:08:52Are you married
01:08:55Obviously you're
01:08:56Hack crooks
01:08:57If you can't pull off
01:08:58A discount store job
01:09:01What were you planning to steal
01:09:03A little hairspray
01:09:09Sorry
01:09:14Lady you got a job
01:09:17No
01:09:19Well then don't knock ours
01:09:21Crime isn't a job
01:09:22It's a sickness
01:09:28Whoops
01:09:30Anyone have some change
01:09:44You look like a lady
01:09:45In need of a quarter
01:09:47I think I might need more
01:09:48Than just a quarter
01:09:52You know
01:09:54You and I can make a lot of money
01:09:56Hey honey
01:09:57Me and Nestle
01:09:58We're partners
01:09:59Okay
01:10:00We don't need a third
01:10:01You don't know what you need
01:10:02So why don't you just shut up
01:10:07Hop on
01:10:26Now
01:10:28Let's go now
01:10:31You know what you are
01:10:32Yeah
01:10:33You are one good looking ball of trouble
01:10:39Good
01:10:51Go
01:10:53Go
01:10:53Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:11:05Yo!
01:11:17What do you think, for the car?
01:11:20What's that?
01:11:21No, no, no, the whole thing.
01:11:23We'll just lay it down in the back.
01:11:24We got multi-asset capabilities.
01:11:26Think of the sound.
01:11:27Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:11:55Let me just tell you, I'm not helping you load your car.
01:11:58I think it's in, boy.
01:12:00And you're not going to take the stolen merchandise out of the store.
01:12:03No, no, I'm not going to let you.
01:12:05Yeah.
01:12:05No, I'm not going to let you.
01:12:06It's stolen, all of it.
01:12:08Give me that, give me that.
01:12:09No, it's mine.
01:12:10Give it to me.
01:12:11It's mine.
01:12:18Wait a minute.
01:12:22You're not going with them.
01:12:24Yeah.
01:12:26You'll be an accessory.
01:12:29So?
01:12:31So?
01:12:32You don't know anything about them.
01:12:34You certainly don't know anything about him.
01:12:35These are hardened criminals here.
01:12:37Okay.
01:12:38That's enough, Gil.
01:12:43Don't waste your time.
01:12:44You could get a hernia.
01:12:45You know, if my foot could talk,
01:12:48it would say, may I please go up this geek's ass?
01:12:51Forget him.
01:12:51Come on.
01:12:51Forget him.
01:12:52All right.
01:12:52Forget him.
01:12:53He's no use to us.
01:12:54After all, the guy's built like an oyster.
01:12:56Listen, little mister.
01:13:00If you're telling us, I'll kill you.
01:13:09Fine.
01:13:15Jim.
01:13:26Don't be an ass.
01:13:30Okay, Jimbo.
01:13:35Come.
01:13:36Shall we?
01:14:35Come on
01:15:04Come on
01:15:20Come on
01:15:53That wasn't a store robbery
01:15:55That wasn't an assassination
01:15:58That wasn't a clerk
01:15:58That was a wise guy
01:16:00How do I know?
01:16:03I spent a little time with the FBI's organized crime unit
01:16:06I guess you could say
01:16:07That I'm intimately knowledgeable
01:16:08Of the seedy and rancorous
01:16:09Working to the mob
01:16:10In the Midwest section of this country
01:16:12Let me just say
01:16:13I know a gangland slang
01:16:15When I see one
01:16:16And that's exactly what this baby is
01:16:19I look into myself personally
01:16:21But, uh
01:16:22I'll get a date tonight
01:16:32Attention target shoppers
01:16:42Come on
01:16:44Come here
01:16:45Come on
01:16:48Come here
01:16:49Oh, oh, oh.
01:17:20Damn.
01:17:49Damn.
01:17:52Damn.
01:18:01Damn.
01:18:03Damn.
01:18:03Damn.
01:18:17Damn.
01:18:18He is so cool.
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