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00:00:01What?
00:00:01Yeah, and I can't marry someone who picks up dog crap for a living.
00:00:04Well, at least I don't pose in my tighty-whities for money.
00:00:07Your place, your mind.
00:00:09I'm not staying in a doghouse.
00:00:11Ahem.
00:00:13Can you guys just keep it down? I have work tomorrow morning.
00:00:16Sorry.
00:00:17Hey, Amelia.
00:00:20Looks like someone needs obedience school.
00:00:22Are you gonna let him talk to me like that, Amelia?
00:00:24You started.
00:00:26Asshole!
00:00:26Crazy bitch!
00:00:27You told her?
00:00:28She's my sister.
00:00:30I don't care. That violates our agreement.
00:00:32How?
00:00:32What the fuck?
00:00:35What?
00:00:36Michelangelo?
00:00:37Don't worry.
00:00:39You're such a hypocrite.
00:00:41I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.
00:00:43I fucking hate you.
00:00:45I fucking hate you more.
00:00:53How was it?
00:00:54Well?
00:00:56That was the best sex I've ever had in my life.
00:01:01Wait.
00:01:01What are you doing?
00:01:02That is an original.
00:01:03I'm so sick of your bullshit.
00:01:06Oh, fine.
00:01:07I'll just hop in my time machine, go back to ancient Rome, and get another one.
00:01:10I don't care about your art, your money, your stupid mansion.
00:01:13You're treating me like shit.
00:01:15That's from the Renaissance.
00:01:17You are history's worst nightmare.
00:01:18I tried to make this work with you.
00:01:20We signed a contract.
00:01:21For an arranged marriage.
00:01:23Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?
00:01:26You are such a simpleton.
00:01:30Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:01:32Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat.
00:01:35I tried to get along with you.
00:01:36You brought this onto yourself.
00:01:38I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.
00:01:40Right back at you.
00:01:41I fucking hate you.
00:01:43I fucking hate you more.
00:02:05So, you were arrested.
00:02:08Again.
00:02:11To be fair, we thought it was legal to swim there.
00:02:15There is a fence around that reservoir.
00:02:18It says here that you broke in using bolt cutters.
00:02:23If I had known you invited me over here to lecture me, I wouldn't have came.
00:02:30Come on, Gucci.
00:02:31Come on.
00:02:32Good boy.
00:02:35Oh.
00:02:40Come on, Gucci.
00:02:41Let's go.
00:02:42Hey.
00:02:43Maria.
00:02:45Hey, Jane.
00:02:50Come on, Gucci.
00:02:51Let's go.
00:02:56You know, every time the paparazzi catch you acting crazy, it reflects on me.
00:03:01It reflects on the company that your mother and I built with our bare hands.
00:03:06The same one that pays for your ridiculous lifestyle.
00:03:09I make my own money.
00:03:11Oh, you see, you see.
00:03:14Underwear modeling, Lord.
00:03:15I am the spokesperson for man-thome.
00:03:18That means free underwear for life.
00:03:20For life.
00:03:21Some parents would be proud.
00:03:23Yeah?
00:03:23Other parents would be prouder if you went to your real job now and then.
00:03:27You are next up to be CEO at Dino Verlino Cosmetics.
00:03:32Now, how can I give you that job if you keep acting like a Kardashian, huh?
00:03:38Don't forget the meeting this afternoon, alright?
00:03:41And don't be late.
00:03:43Bye, Dad.
00:03:54Excuse me.
00:04:03Hello, my Gucci.
00:04:06Why won't Michelangelo just grow up, huh?
00:04:09He used to settle down and find himself a nice girl, huh?
00:04:14Like you, Amelia.
00:04:16Good one, Romulus.
00:04:34These are great.
00:04:36I still don't have what I'm looking for.
00:04:38Do you guys mind staying a little longer?
00:04:41No problem.
00:04:42Cool.
00:04:42Let's take five and then I want to see you in that leopard print.
00:04:49Hi.
00:04:51I'm Michelangelo.
00:04:53Chantal.
00:04:54Nice to meet you.
00:04:56I couldn't notice how hot you are.
00:04:59I've got tickets to the premiere...
00:05:04Hold on.
00:05:07Hey, Dad.
00:05:08Where the hell were you?
00:05:10Dad, I'm on a photo shoot.
00:05:12You're supposed to be at the office.
00:05:15Geppetto came here all the way from Milano.
00:05:18I can meet him later.
00:05:19Now the shoe lighting's back on the plane again.
00:05:21Well, you're the one who planned the meeting during my shoot.
00:05:24Michelangelo, you are 31 years old.
00:05:26You gotta stop acting like an idiot teenager.
00:05:28You could be running the world's largest cosmetic company right now.
00:05:32You interned.
00:05:33You went to business school.
00:05:35You...
00:05:36You have potential.
00:05:37Okay?
00:05:37But you say you want to be the CEO?
00:05:40Well, you're gonna have to prove it.
00:05:41Cause so far...
00:05:43I ain't seen the end date from you.
00:05:46Bye, Dad.
00:05:50Hey.
00:05:51You okay?
00:05:53Yeah.
00:05:54Um...
00:05:55But...
00:05:55I'd be a lot better if you'd go out with me tonight.
00:06:09So, it's a really rare form of cancer.
00:06:17Luckily, my doctors did catch it early.
00:06:20Oh, my God.
00:06:21There is an experimental treatment.
00:06:25But it's really expensive.
00:06:27And my insurance doesn't cover it.
00:06:30Don't worry about that.
00:06:32I have money saved.
00:06:34I'll find the rest.
00:06:35We will figure this out, okay?
00:06:37We're gonna get through this together.
00:06:38Together.
00:06:40Oh, yeah.
00:06:54Ciao, Gucci.
00:06:56Did she have a good walk?
00:07:01What's wrong?
00:07:05Yeah.
00:07:07I'm sorry.
00:07:08I'm sorry.
00:07:08This...
00:07:09No, no.
00:07:09Forget about it.
00:07:10I'm sorry about your sister.
00:07:12The treatments are just really expensive.
00:07:15I have a savings.
00:07:16For my doggy daycare.
00:07:18My dream.
00:07:19But...
00:07:22It's only enough for one treatment.
00:07:24And who knows how many she's gonna need.
00:07:26Betsy practically raised us.
00:07:29After our parents passed,
00:07:31I would do anything for her.
00:07:34Amelia,
00:07:36I think I might know how to get you that money.
00:07:39You do?
00:07:40Hmm.
00:07:42Come back tonight.
00:07:43And, uh,
00:07:46buy something nice.
00:07:48Come on, baby.
00:07:50Yes.
00:07:57Oh, Amelia, you look bellissima.
00:08:01Oh.
00:08:03Except for the dog hair.
00:08:06Come with me.
00:08:08I have someone I want you to meet.
00:08:10Are they from Italy?
00:08:12Yes.
00:08:13Wow.
00:08:13Yes, of course, everything's from Italy here.
00:08:16Well.
00:08:18Amelia, meet.
00:08:19Michelangelo, my son.
00:08:21I believe you both bumped into each other yesterday, huh?
00:08:24Mm-hmm.
00:08:25Yeah.
00:08:26Aren't you the cleaning lady?
00:08:27I'm a dog walker.
00:08:29Don't be so defensive.
00:08:32I wasn't.
00:08:36Well, I suppose I'll let you two get acquainted.
00:08:40I have some unfinished business to do.
00:08:42Why don't you give yourself a glass of vino?
00:08:44I'm really happy.
00:08:47Arrivederci, huh?
00:08:48Mm-hmm.
00:08:55Do you want to do me a favor?
00:09:00What exactly?
00:09:10How does it look?
00:09:11Not half bad.
00:09:13I mean, it's fine.
00:09:15Whatever.
00:09:19Let's do some sexy ones, okay?
00:09:22Or not.
00:09:23I don't feel like being your photographer all night.
00:09:25You work for my dad.
00:09:26You have to do what I say.
00:09:28You don't look like Romulus to me.
00:09:30Just a few more pictures.
00:09:32I'm not here to update your Tinder profile.
00:09:34I don't need Tinder.
00:09:36I'm an underwear model.
00:09:37My DMs are flooded like Florida in a hurricane.
00:09:41Whatever.
00:09:46Pour me another.
00:09:48I told you, I'm-
00:09:50Fine.
00:09:52Fine.
00:09:58See, dog walker.
00:10:01That wasn't so hard.
00:10:04What the fuck?
00:10:06This is fucking product!
00:10:12Oh!
00:10:12Asshole!
00:10:14You crazy bitch!
00:10:18Amelia!
00:10:19Whoa!
00:10:20What's wrong?
00:10:21I asked her to pour me another drink,
00:10:23and she flipped out!
00:10:25I'm sorry, Romulus,
00:10:26but your son is a prick.
00:10:27I'm gonna be leaving.
00:10:28No, no, no, please.
00:10:29I apologize.
00:10:30My son, he's just immature.
00:10:32All right?
00:10:33And that's why I invited you to put forward it.
00:10:37Please, all right?
00:10:38Just have a seat, all right?
00:10:40And I promise,
00:10:41he'll be on his best behavior for the rest of the night.
00:10:43Won't you, son?
00:10:45So, Amelia needs money to pay for her sister's cancer treatment.
00:10:50Can't, sir.
00:10:51Yeah.
00:10:53And you need to settle down
00:10:54and prove that you're worthy of running the family business.
00:10:57Make my own money, Dad.
00:11:00Okay.
00:11:01I want the business.
00:11:03I think we can, uh,
00:11:06make a deal,
00:11:06whereby everyone gets what they want.
00:11:10What kind of deal?
00:11:12Well, it's nothing crazy.
00:11:14No.
00:11:16You two just have to get married, that's all.
00:11:19What?
00:11:21What?
00:11:22Romulus,
00:11:23what are you saying?
00:11:24I can't marry the male Paris Hilton.
00:11:26Yeah, and I can't marry someone who picks up dog crap for a living.
00:11:29Well, at least I don't pose in my tighty-whities for money.
00:11:33Well, I'm so low.
00:11:34Look,
00:11:35you have to grow up before you can run our business.
00:11:37And the best way to do that is to get married.
00:11:40We're not even a match.
00:11:42We hate each other.
00:11:43At least I do.
00:11:44Obviously.
00:11:44I see.
00:11:46There's something uncommon already.
00:11:48Look, you know,
00:11:50my wife and I, we were opposites.
00:11:52We were like pizza and Hawaiian pizza.
00:11:56She sure drove me crazy when we first met her.
00:12:00I know you're probably thinking I'm just some old fool, huh?
00:12:03But I learned a thing or two in 70 years.
00:12:07You two have chemistry.
00:12:09Yeah, like a nuclear bomb.
00:12:11As if.
00:12:13Romulus, isn't there another way?
00:12:14I don't want to be miserable for the rest of my life.
00:12:17Amelia, you do want to help your sister, don't you?
00:12:20Well, you'll be able to afford the treatment
00:12:22if you just agree to this arrangement.
00:12:29What's it gonna be?
00:12:34What's it gonna be?
00:12:37Fine.
00:12:39I'll do it.
00:12:40No, I don't want to.
00:12:41For Betsy.
00:12:45Michelangelo, it's not polite to keep a lovely lady waiting.
00:12:49If you're not going to agree to marry her,
00:12:51then you're going to lose the business.
00:12:55And you're also going to lose your inheritance.
00:12:58What the hell, Dad?
00:13:02Fuck it. Fine. I'll do it.
00:13:05Now, let's just go into the office now.
00:13:08The lorries have already drafted the contract.
00:13:11And, son, we are going to need some champagne.
00:13:15Right, my mom.
00:13:16Yeah, try to make yourself look decent.
00:13:21You will be engaged for a period of 30 days.
00:13:24Followed by a wedding planned by me.
00:13:27And I'll tell you, it's going to be a big one for the ages, too.
00:13:30I hope the Halloween Bowl's not booked.
00:13:33Anyway, you must move in together immediately to avoid any suspicion, you know.
00:13:39Look, there's nothing wrong with an arranged marriage,
00:13:42but, well, it can't do any good if word got out to the public, right?
00:13:46That's why this has to be our own secret.
00:13:49I hope we agreed.
00:13:51Sure.
00:13:52All right.
00:13:53Sign here.
00:14:12Salute to the new couple.
00:14:25So, your place or mine?
00:14:27I'm not staying at a doghouse.
00:14:29Fine.
00:14:30Then we'll stay at yours.
00:14:41So, this is Michelangelo's place.
00:14:44It's like a museum in here.
00:14:46A Michelangelo museum.
00:14:49Ugh.
00:15:11Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:15:12What was this?
00:15:13Put it in the trash.
00:15:15This isn't trash.
00:15:16These are my sisters.
00:15:17She's an artist.
00:15:18So, put them in your room.
00:15:20I said you could live here, not decorate.
00:15:21Oh, I'm sorry.
00:15:23Is it clashing with your banana hammock?
00:15:25That's man-thong.
00:15:26It's trademarked.
00:15:31Look, I gotta go meet somebody.
00:15:33If this isn't cleaned up by the time I get back, we'll throw it all in the fireplace.
00:15:37It's electric.
00:15:43Oh, by the way, this is gonna work.
00:15:48You might want to start wearing that.
00:15:51Gee, thanks.
00:15:52Welcome.
00:16:00You're getting married?
00:16:02Shh, Betsy.
00:16:03Don't tell the whole world.
00:16:05Sorry, Amelia.
00:16:06It's just...
00:16:08It's not like you.
00:16:10You're saying we're...
00:16:11Reserved.
00:16:13Safe.
00:16:14Like I always taught you.
00:16:17Well, things change when you find out your sister has cancer.
00:16:21And besides, Michelangelo offered to help pay for some of your treatments.
00:16:26So, I'm okay with a quick proposal.
00:16:29Michelangelo?
00:16:31The Ninja Turtle?
00:16:33No.
00:16:35Michelangelo...
00:16:35Dino Valeno?
00:16:37Maybe you've heard of him?
00:16:39Michelangelo Dino Valeno?
00:16:41Shh!
00:16:45Socialite Man will have to start a hundred cancel Bravo shows?
00:16:49How did you even meet?
00:16:51His dad is one of my clients.
00:16:55It's been a whirlwind of a romance.
00:16:58He's so toxic.
00:17:02Speak of the devil?
00:17:05Oh, yeah.
00:17:07You know, that's probably an old issue.
00:17:10This is a doctor's office.
00:17:12Just...
00:17:13Amelia.
00:17:15Betsy Carlisle?
00:17:18Doctor's ready.
00:17:21We'll talk about this later.
00:17:44Ready to get wet, baby?
00:17:46We're already wet.
00:18:03Where did that come from?
00:18:30Nice place.
00:18:32I love the artwork.
00:18:33Thanks, Marley.
00:18:36Ooh, good taste.
00:18:39Oh, I'm good.
00:18:41You had plenty at dinner.
00:18:43More for me.
00:18:47You know,
00:18:48if you like it down here,
00:18:50you should see the bedroom.
00:19:04Who are you?
00:19:05Who are you?
00:19:07Chantel, this is Amelia,
00:19:10my roommate.
00:19:14Whatever.
00:19:14Can you guys just keep it down?
00:19:16I have work tomorrow morning.
00:19:18This is my house?
00:19:20We will be as loud as we want to be.
00:19:23Scream at the top of our lungs!
00:19:26You've got to be kidding me.
00:19:28What's wrong, dog walker?
00:19:30He's jealous.
00:19:32Jealous?
00:19:32I'm not jealous.
00:19:36Sweet dreams.
00:19:44I can't believe he said I was jealous.
00:19:46How could I ever want to be
00:19:48with a party boy like him?
00:19:49Even if he is kind of hot.
00:20:09See you later.
00:20:11And, um,
00:20:13don't worry about last night.
00:20:15Sorry.
00:20:16I had one too many to drink.
00:20:18It won't happen again.
00:20:19Better not.
00:20:31How's the hangover,
00:20:33roomie?
00:20:34Not now.
00:20:35My head's killing me.
00:20:36We need to talk about last night.
00:20:38No.
00:20:38What we need to do
00:20:39is order a three-egg omelet
00:20:40and home fries.
00:20:42I don't care if you're
00:20:43fooling around with your bimbos.
00:20:45Monogamy wasn't in the contract.
00:20:46But your dad doesn't want people
00:20:48knowing that this is
00:20:49an arranged marriage.
00:20:49And you made it pretty clear
00:20:51to that girl last night
00:20:52that you don't care about me.
00:20:53Fine.
00:20:53I'll have her sign an NDA.
00:20:54Just give me my phone.
00:20:56My sister needs this money.
00:21:01My sister needs this money,
00:21:04Michelangelo.
00:21:04And if the paparazzi
00:21:06find out about this,
00:21:09then the contract is violated.
00:21:11Then neither of us get...
00:21:15Then the contract is violated.
00:21:17Then neither of us get what we want.
00:21:18Yeah, no shit.
00:21:19I'm serious.
00:21:21Get what we want.
00:21:21Yeah, no shit.
00:21:22I'm serious.
00:21:24Don't screw this up.
00:21:27Don't screw this up.
00:21:30I've been dealing with paparazzi
00:21:31since I was a teenager.
00:21:33I've been dealing with paparazzi
00:21:34since I was a teenager.
00:21:35I know what I'm doing.
00:21:37Dog walker.
00:21:38I know what I'm doing.
00:21:40Dog walker.
00:21:41And just so we're clear,
00:21:42I will fuck whoever I want.
00:21:44And just so we're clear,
00:21:45I will fuck whoever I want.
00:21:47Whenever I want.
00:21:48Wherever I want.
00:21:50Fine.
00:21:51Do whatever you want.
00:21:54Sorry.
00:21:55It's a bit harsh.
00:21:59It's a bit harsh.
00:22:01It's just really...
00:22:06Really...
00:22:06I'm over.
00:22:10I'm over.
00:22:12That could have gone better.
00:22:15That could have gone better.
00:22:25Hey, baby.
00:22:28Hey, baby.
00:22:30You know, you don't have to keep working, Amelia.
00:22:32You're rich.
00:22:33You don't have to keep working, Amelia.
00:22:35You're rich now.
00:22:37I know.
00:22:37I like it.
00:22:38I know.
00:22:40I like it.
00:22:41Ah, that's good to hear.
00:22:43You know, I just hope that
00:22:44your work ethic rubs off on my son.
00:22:47Rubs off on my son.
00:22:49Tell me, uh,
00:22:51how are things going between the two of you, huh?
00:22:53How are things going between the two of you, huh?
00:22:56Oh, fine.
00:22:57Yeah.
00:22:58We're...
00:22:58Oh.
00:23:01Fine.
00:23:02Yeah.
00:23:03We're still getting to know each other.
00:23:05All right.
00:23:06Well, give him time.
00:23:06We're still getting to know each other.
00:23:08All right.
00:23:09Well, give him time, all right?
00:23:10Oh, and listen.
00:23:12He is not as bad as TMZ says, all right?
00:23:15Look, I...
00:23:15I promise.
00:23:17I wouldn't be so sure.
00:23:18Yeah.
00:23:19You're right.
00:23:20Well, we'll see you later.
00:23:22Yeah.
00:23:22Come on, Gucci.
00:23:24Yeah, yeah.
00:23:24Come on.
00:23:25Bye, Gucci.
00:23:29Hey, Amelia.
00:23:30Hey, Jake.
00:23:32Gucci, no!
00:23:33Royce!
00:23:36It's a bad dog, but...
00:23:37I'm not actually mad about this.
00:23:40It's to see you up close for once.
00:23:42Yeah.
00:23:43Same here.
00:23:50Sorry.
00:23:51Gucci's, um...
00:23:53A bit crazy.
00:23:54His whole family, actually.
00:23:56All these rich people are nuts.
00:23:59They should make a reality show.
00:24:00A little dog owner is Beverly Hills.
00:24:05Do you want to walk together?
00:24:07Let these two get to know each other?
00:24:09Yeah.
00:24:10I'd like that.
00:24:17So, how long have you been a dog walker?
00:24:19A couple months.
00:24:20I like it.
00:24:22I had a bunch of terrible gigs before.
00:24:24Barista.
00:24:25Uber driver.
00:24:27Delivery guy.
00:24:29Movie extra?
00:24:30You were in a movie.
00:24:32Actually, it was a toothpaste commercial.
00:24:33I was trying to impress you.
00:24:36How about you?
00:24:37How long have you been doing this?
00:24:39I don't know.
00:24:39My whole life, I guess.
00:24:41It started as a summer job,
00:24:43and then I turned it into my own business.
00:24:45I want to open a doggy daycare someday.
00:24:48Wow.
00:24:49I guess you really like dogs.
00:24:51Well, they're easier to hang out with than humans sometimes.
00:24:56If you want to hang out with this human sometime.
00:24:59My band's playing at the Echoplex tonight.
00:25:02Do you want to go?
00:25:04I'm trying to have to admit I had a crush on you.
00:25:08You did?
00:25:11Yeah.
00:25:12I still do.
00:25:16He's cute.
00:25:17I wish he'd asked me out before I got legally engaged.
00:25:21Then again, that fuckboy has been out having fun.
00:25:27I'd love to go to the concert.
00:25:30Hell yeah.
00:25:31I mean, uh, regular.
00:25:34Yeah.
00:25:36I know it's risky, but I'm not a socialite like Michelangelo.
00:25:41I won't have to worry about paparazzi spotting me at the show.
00:25:45Hey, what's your ring?
00:25:48Um, it's just a class ring from high school.
00:25:53Looks pretty big.
00:25:55It was a big school.
00:25:57Public schools.
00:25:58Am I right?
00:26:04I mean, it kind of looks like an engagement ring.
00:26:07Me?
00:26:08Engaged?
00:26:09No.
00:26:10Are you kidding?
00:26:10I'm 24.
00:26:11I'm practically still a baby.
00:26:13I mean, I should be wearing diapers, crawling around, drooling.
00:26:17Nope.
00:26:18Single and ready to mingle.
00:26:20Okay.
00:26:25Royce pooped.
00:26:26You should pick it up.
00:26:27Where?
00:26:28I don't see it.
00:26:29Just over there.
00:26:37Do I have to wear a suit every day?
00:26:39Of course.
00:26:40It's an office.
00:26:41You want to be CEO, you got to look the part.
00:26:44You mean like you look like Willy Wonka without the chocolate factory?
00:26:48Very funny.
00:26:50You know I'm retiring next year.
00:26:51Yes, I know.
00:26:52Yeah.
00:26:52That means you got to get up to speed rapidamente.
00:26:55So today you're going to be my shadow, you'll be my extra hands, and we got a lot to do.
00:26:59Can I get Starbucks first?
00:27:00Fuck no.
00:27:02Come on, Dad.
00:27:11Wow!
00:27:15Oh my goodness.
00:27:16Are you okay?
00:27:18Hi, I'm Michelangelo.
00:27:24You're engaged, remember?
00:27:28And this is our new palette.
00:27:31It's Matt's collection.
00:27:33He really liked these colors, so we did them twice.
00:27:36But yeah, that's the presentation by me, Michelangelo.
00:27:49What, Dad?
00:27:52What a day, Dad.
00:27:53It's not even lunchtime yet.
00:27:55Look at you.
00:27:55You got so lazy just sitting around taking pictures of yourself all the time.
00:28:00Just stick with it, will you, kid?
00:28:02Hard work does pay off.
00:28:04Let me just look at Amelia.
00:28:06What about her?
00:28:07She comes from nothing, son.
00:28:09Nobody taught her how to run a business.
00:28:11But she just worked hard.
00:28:12And now, well, now she earns money doing what she loves.
00:28:15I guess that's impressive.
00:28:18Yeah, I see.
00:28:18See, it is.
00:28:19I hope she rubs off on you a little, you know?
00:28:23I just hope I don't get that uptight.
00:28:30Break's over.
00:28:47Well, not too bad, huh?
00:28:49One day down.
00:28:51Forty more years to go.
00:28:55Now, this is the time when you go home with Amelia, you talk about the day's work,
00:29:01raise you closer together, comfort each other, just like your mom and I used to do.
00:29:08You know, I'm thinking it's time for the world to meet Amelia tonight.
00:29:16Tonight?
00:29:17Shit.
00:29:18When am I going to tell Chantel?
00:29:20I promised we'd Netflix a bang tonight.
00:29:22The L.A. Zoo fundraiser.
00:29:24Lights, camera, red carpet.
00:29:26Perfect time to announce our lovely new addition to the Dina, Dina, app.
00:29:32Don't you think it's a bit soon, Dad?
00:29:34I mean, we just signed the contract.
00:29:36What's the matter?
00:29:38You two are getting along, aren't you?
00:29:40Yeah, yeah.
00:29:41We're just really starting to warm up to each other.
00:29:44All right, so it's all settled.
00:29:45I'll see you at eight o'clock tonight, in the limo, and don't be late.
00:29:54Why, Dad?
00:30:04So, remind me, why are we getting makeovers done again?
00:30:11Because I want to do something nice for my favorite big sister.
00:30:15And?
00:30:17And, you know I never splurge on stuff like this.
00:30:20But, since I'm part of the Dina Lavino family now, I think I can afford to let my hair down.
00:30:26You better not let that hair down.
00:30:27Sorry, just an expression.
00:30:36How's it going in there?
00:30:38I'm coming out.
00:30:48Is that bad?
00:30:51I've never seen a dog walker look this hot.
00:30:56By that dress.
00:30:57Asap.
00:31:02Leave me alone, party boy.
00:31:04I've got my own function tonight.
00:31:20I've got my own function tonight.
00:31:40What are you looking at?
00:31:42You're spilling all over yourself.
00:31:44Thanks.
00:31:45I, um, I...
00:31:47Did you forget my name?
00:31:49No, it's just, uh, something different.
00:31:53Did you change your hair?
00:31:55Why do you care?
00:31:57The manwhorehouse is yours tonight.
00:31:58I'm going out.
00:31:59I just forgot my charger.
00:32:03I'm going out.
00:32:29Awesome.
00:32:30She can't make it.
00:32:32No, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:32:33No.
00:32:33If your fiance is sick, you know, you can't go out and party.
00:32:37Yeah, you got to stay home with her.
00:32:38Give her some, give her some nice soup.
00:32:41I'll catch both of you for the next film.
00:32:43Tell Amelia that I hope she feels better soon.
00:32:46Poor thing.
00:32:48Okay, Dad.
00:32:49See you in the office.
00:32:56Stupid dog walker?
00:32:57Tricking me with her makeover.
00:32:59I'll teach her to mess with my plans.
00:33:08Hey.
00:33:09It's Michelangelo, Dean Levino.
00:33:11You still track people?
00:33:27Wow.
00:33:28Amelia.
00:33:29Hi.
00:33:32You look like you just walked off a runway.
00:33:34Without a dog.
00:33:36Sorry.
00:33:37I don't come to concerts often.
00:33:39I kind of panicked.
00:33:41No worries.
00:33:41I should have mentioned this is more of a $5 beer kind of place.
00:33:44Yeah.
00:33:45But you're drinking for free tonight.
00:33:47Talk to the bartender.
00:33:49Wow.
00:33:50You like your treatment?
00:33:51You look like one.
00:33:53Thanks, Jack.
00:33:55Hey, lover boy.
00:33:57We're on.
00:34:00Gotta go.
00:34:01Find me in the green room after.
00:34:03Hope you like it.
00:34:05Break a leg, lover boy.
00:34:26Rock stars are so much better than underwear models.
00:34:28You know what I want, babe.
00:34:34You know what I want, babe.
00:34:38You know what I want, babe.
00:34:38Nothing from Michelangelo.
00:34:40Maybe he's learned his lesson.
00:34:43One more, please.
00:34:48But that doesn't mean I'm not hooking up
00:34:50with Jake tonight.
00:34:58Jake, you guys are great.
00:35:01You really think so?
00:35:03I just feel like we're ripping off the strokes.
00:35:06The who?
00:35:08You don't know the strokes.
00:35:12Are they older?
00:35:13I'm more of a top 40 kind of girl.
00:35:17It's all right.
00:35:18Lots of stuff to introduce you, too.
00:35:21You want something to drink?
00:35:22Yeah.
00:35:30So, when did you learn how to play guitar?
00:35:33Since I was 13.
00:35:35Played in bands all through high school and college,
00:35:37but I feel like this one's finally going someplace.
00:35:40That's awesome.
00:35:42When I get my record deal,
00:35:43I can finally quit my job,
00:35:45focus on music full-time.
00:35:47You're going to quit dog walking?
00:35:49I thought you liked it.
00:35:51I do, but
00:35:52it's just another gig until I hit it big in music.
00:35:55I don't even like dogs that much.
00:35:57I'm more of a cat person.
00:35:59A cat person?
00:36:03Who doesn't like dogs?
00:36:05Even Michelangelo's good with Gucci.
00:36:07I don't want to talk about work tonight.
00:36:10I just want to relax.
00:36:12Have a good time.
00:36:14You're beautiful, you know that?
00:36:18I thought I wanted to hook up with Jake.
00:36:20No, I'm not sure.
00:36:21We have nothing in common.
00:36:23Is it weird that I feel a tiny bit guilty?
00:36:29What the heck?
00:36:30I'm tipsy, and he's cute.
00:36:32Michelangelo had his fun.
00:36:33Now I can have mine.
00:36:48Looks like someone needs obedience.
00:36:52What's going on?
00:36:53That's Michelangelo Dina Levino,
00:36:55the Nepo Baby underwear model.
00:36:57He's not.
00:36:58You coming with me, dog walker?
00:37:00Don't make me get the leash.
00:37:01What the hell, Michelangelo?
00:37:03Back off, dude.
00:37:05Back off.
00:37:06Grubby little hipster.
00:37:07She's my fiancé.
00:37:09So that was an engagement ring?
00:37:11Jake, I can explain.
00:37:14Let's go.
00:37:17I'm really sorry, Jake.
00:37:18I'm not, Jake.
00:37:25This is for making me Uber
00:37:26all the way to fucking Silver Lake.
00:37:30And this is for making me listen to Andy.
00:37:37I can't believe you did that.
00:37:39After your high and mighty speech,
00:37:40you're such a hypocrite.
00:37:41Yeah, well, I don't have the paparazzi
00:37:43following me around.
00:37:44Just an Italian-American psycho.
00:37:47I'm not following you around.
00:37:49You know what?
00:37:49I get it.
00:37:50You saw me with Chantel last night,
00:37:52and now you're jealous.
00:37:53Oh, me jealous?
00:37:56Did you see the way that you were acting
00:37:57around Jake?
00:37:58Like, I would ever fuck a dog walker.
00:38:01I am more than a dog walker,
00:38:02you playboy prick.
00:38:03I have a name.
00:38:05Wait, what are you doing?
00:38:07That is an original.
00:38:08I'm so sick of your bullshit.
00:38:10Oh, fine.
00:38:11I'll just hop in my time machine,
00:38:13go back to ancient Rome,
00:38:14and get another one.
00:38:15I don't care about your art,
00:38:16your money, your stupid mansion.
00:38:17You're treating me like shit.
00:38:20That's from the Renaissance.
00:38:22You are history's worst nightmare.
00:38:23I tried to make this work with you.
00:38:25We signed a contract.
00:38:26For an arranged marriage.
00:38:28Did you actually think this arrangement
00:38:29would be anything more
00:38:30than a business transaction?
00:38:31You are such a simpleton.
00:38:35Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:38:37Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat.
00:38:40I tried to get along with you.
00:38:41You brought this onto yourself.
00:38:42I wish I never agreed
00:38:43to this awful engagement.
00:38:44Right back at you.
00:38:46I fucking hate you.
00:38:48I fucking hate you more.
00:39:09I wish I didn't get it, but what's real?
00:39:14I wish I didn't get it.
00:39:15I wish I didn't get it.
00:39:48I wish I didn't get it.
00:39:52Uh, where am I? Who's spooning me? Is that Jake? How drunk was I?
00:40:06Ah! Michelangelo?
00:40:07Dog Walker.
00:40:10Oh, I forgot we did that last night. Must have been all those free beers.
00:40:16Uh-huh.
00:40:18We don't have to talk about this, right?
00:40:21I know. We got too many drinks, but just forget it ever happened. If that's what you want.
00:40:26Definitely. Um, I have to go to work.
00:40:32I should get up, too.
00:40:35Oh, my head.
00:40:37There's Pedialyte in the fridge.
00:40:41Thanks for coming today, sis.
00:40:42Of course. My doctor did say I needed lots of exercise.
00:40:48Well, you look great.
00:40:50Thanks.
00:40:52I don't feel great. The treatment's taking a lot out of me.
00:40:56But you, on the other hand, are glowing today. What's going on?
00:41:06So, Michelangelo and I had sex last night.
00:41:09Wait. For the first time?
00:41:12Yeah. We're taking it slow.
00:41:16Michelangelo. The male gigolo.
00:41:19Taking it slow.
00:41:22Maybe I did misjudge him.
00:41:26And how was it?
00:41:29Well...
00:41:30Really bad. Right?
00:41:32I knew it.
00:41:33Actually...
00:41:34It was the best sex I ever had.
00:41:37Well, that explains the glow.
00:41:42I am happy for you, sis.
00:41:45Physical chemistry is important.
00:41:47That's actually what I wanted to talk to you about.
00:41:50I don't get it.
00:41:51He and I are nothing alike, and yet he knows how to push all of my buttons.
00:41:54I feel like an arcade game, and he just keeps getting the high score again and again, and...
00:41:59You get the picture.
00:42:03Hey.
00:42:05Opposite to track.
00:42:07I mean, that's why you guys love each other so much.
00:42:11Because you're so different.
00:42:13Something like that.
00:42:23Here it comes.
00:42:24Right on the schedule.
00:42:26Dog walker's in love with me.
00:42:28I'll have to let it down easy.
00:42:30Weird.
00:42:31I haven't heard from the dog walker all morning.
00:42:43What was that about?
00:42:45Must be the hangover.
00:42:55Hey, I'd like to hang out tonight.
00:42:56Maybe we can finish what we started last time.
00:43:18Why can't I stop thinking about the dog walker?
00:43:21And why hasn't she texted me yet?
00:43:54I'm not very good with words.
00:43:56Me neither.
00:43:57But last night, I...
00:43:59You don't have to say anything.
00:44:00We both know it was a mistake, and we can just go back to hating each other like nothing ever
00:44:06happened.
00:44:06I don't think you understand it. You just listen to me for a second.
00:44:09Look, you don't have to worry about me catching feelings.
00:44:11I'm a big girl. I've had a one-night stand before.
00:44:15I've never been with someone like you before.
00:44:17Okay, I get it. I'm not one of your models or your D-list actresses.
00:44:24You don't have to give me some big speech about letting me down easily.
00:44:28I know that if you would take back last night, that you would.
00:44:30But frankly, so would I.
00:44:32I mean, you're driving me nuts. You don't understand.
00:44:34Let's get some takeout and figure this thing out.
00:44:38I don't need you to mansplain my own feelings to me.
00:44:41Wait, did you just call me Amelia?
00:44:47What happened to Dog Walker?
00:44:50I have a confession to make.
00:44:55Last night, I don't know how, I don't know why,
00:44:59but that was the best sex I've ever had in my life.
00:45:04Really?
00:45:05Do I look like I'm lying?
00:45:07I'm not a good actor.
00:45:09I could even do reality TV.
00:45:12But there is a fire between us, Amelia.
00:45:16Some kind of crazy cosmic chemistry.
00:45:21You sound like you're reading a horoscope.
00:45:24Amelia.
00:45:25Please.
00:45:27I know you felt it too.
00:45:34Amelia, please.
00:45:36Don't act like you didn't feel it too.
00:45:39I felt it too.
00:45:45So why are we fighting it?
00:45:47I've been thinking about you all day.
00:45:50Me too.
00:45:53No.
00:45:56No.
00:45:58No.
00:45:59No.
00:46:08No.
00:46:10No.
00:46:10No.
00:46:25So I set the kitchen on fire.
00:46:28How am I supposed to know you're not supposed to light fireball shots on fire?
00:46:33It's not my fault.
00:46:34They should change the name.
00:46:37No wonder they canceled Vanderpump's super yacht.
00:46:40If you think that's funny, just wait until the next episode.
00:46:42The captain gets super drunk off espresso martinis and he almost sinks the boat.
00:46:52You know, when you're not acting like a complete douchebag, you're not so bad.
00:46:58Thanks?
00:47:00You know, we could actually try this.
00:47:03Hey, if the sex stays this good, I'm open for anything.
00:47:07I'm serious.
00:47:09The wedding's coming up.
00:47:11We could give it a shot.
00:47:13You mean, like, you and me.
00:47:16Together, together.
00:47:17Why not?
00:47:18Were you planning on marrying someone else?
00:47:34Oh, Gucci, what's the rush?
00:47:41Oh, hey, Royce.
00:47:44Jake?
00:47:45How's it going?
00:47:47Good.
00:47:48Yeah.
00:47:49Look, the other night was kind of...
00:47:51Crazy.
00:47:52I know.
00:47:53I should have told you about Michelangelo.
00:47:56We were kind of in a fight.
00:47:59I'm sorry for bringing you into this.
00:48:01Is he always like that?
00:48:03So aggressive and controlling?
00:48:05I couldn't believe the way he just dragged you off like that.
00:48:08He was like a caveman lugging home his woman.
00:48:11Well, I am his woman.
00:48:13He saw us together and he got jealous.
00:48:16And I don't blame him.
00:48:17Oh, my God.
00:48:19Am I actually sticking up for Michelangelo Dinovolino?
00:48:22I didn't mean a pride.
00:48:24I just wanted to make sure everything's okay.
00:48:27I'm here if you need to talk.
00:48:29Thanks, Jake.
00:48:31But I'm engaged.
00:48:33Remember?
00:48:34And the only person I want to talk to is my fiancé.
00:48:37I thought we had a connection.
00:48:39You're a cat person.
00:48:41It never would have worked.
00:48:44Come on, Gucci.
00:48:45Let's go.
00:48:49Cats are awesome.
00:48:53That was a great presentation.
00:48:56The marketing director loved your ideas for the new line.
00:48:59You think so?
00:49:00Ooh.
00:49:02Maybe I'm finally starting to get a hang of this CEO thing.
00:49:04Oh, yeah, yeah.
00:49:05Now, listen.
00:49:06I got to fly to Paris for a few days.
00:49:09You mind watching your little brother for me?
00:49:11Gucci?
00:49:12Sure.
00:49:13But, I mean, you know, dogs are more Amelia's specialty.
00:49:16Yeah, but that's how you impress her.
00:49:17You invite her for a romantic date at the dog park.
00:49:21At the dog park?
00:49:22Mm-hmm.
00:49:23I just texted her.
00:49:24It's all set.
00:49:27Now, go get her, lover boy.
00:49:39So, you just throw it and he brings it back?
00:49:43You've never played fetch before?
00:49:46It's my dad's dog.
00:49:47Not mine.
00:49:50Let me try.
00:49:51That's okay.
00:49:52I know you don't want to touch a slobbery ball with your dainty hands.
00:49:59Do you ever get tired of the dog stuff?
00:50:02No.
00:50:03I like my work.
00:50:05What's the point of working if you never get a chance to have fun?
00:50:10You're right.
00:50:11I should work less.
00:50:13If nothing else, you're letting me get closer to my little brother.
00:50:21Fetch Gucci.
00:50:26I've got a big surprise.
00:50:28A surprise?
00:50:30Just wait and see.
00:50:40Grazie, inside.
00:50:41Have a good night, Mr. Dino Bellino.
00:50:48What's that?
00:50:49Special delivery from Mastrione's Italian Deli.
00:50:55But Gucci, it's your favorite prosciutto.
00:50:59You know, that's awful for dogs, right?
00:51:03I thought you were off the clock today.
00:51:06Besides, it's a special occasion.
00:51:10I also thought we could use his water bowl
00:51:12to pour a little Chianti into it.
00:51:15Okay.
00:51:16This is for us.
00:51:18Why don't you get us a corkscrew?
00:51:19What else is in the bag?
00:51:21Just some imported Italian ingredients
00:51:23so I can make you a real Italian dinner.
00:51:26You can cook?
00:51:40That was so good.
00:51:43I feel like I just went to Italy
00:51:45even though I've never been.
00:51:47How did you do this?
00:51:48I can't cook at all.
00:51:50Making Italian food is one of my favorite things to do.
00:51:53Did you learn in culinary school?
00:51:55No.
00:51:55My mom taught me.
00:51:57Tell me about her.
00:52:00I never told a girl about my mom.
00:52:03Sorry, I don't mean to pray.
00:52:06She passed away when I was 11.
00:52:09Breast cancer.
00:52:11But I have a lot of good memories of her.
00:52:13She grew up in a little village in Tuscany
00:52:15and she taught me everything I know about cooking.
00:52:20We'd spend hours in the kitchen
00:52:21just cooking and eating and laughing.
00:52:24I mean, I still have all of her recipes here.
00:52:29Handwritten in Italian.
00:52:31That's really special.
00:52:35I miss her.
00:52:37This might sound corny, but
00:52:40I feel a little closer to her when I make her recipes.
00:52:43It's not corny.
00:52:45But I didn't know you were such a softie.
00:52:48Just don't tell TMZ.
00:52:51What about your parents?
00:52:53My parents died in a car accident
00:52:55when I was 13.
00:52:58It's been me and Betsy ever since.
00:53:00I'm sorry.
00:53:01I just really hope these treatments work.
00:53:06I don't want to lose her, too.
00:53:09I'm sorry.
00:53:11Your story made me emotional.
00:53:12I'm gonna go do the dishes.
00:53:14I'll help you.
00:53:15No, no, it's fine.
00:53:16I like doing the dishes.
00:53:18It relaxes me.
00:53:19Good.
00:53:20Because I hate them.
00:53:22Well, then I guess we make a good team.
00:53:28Is it just the wine?
00:53:30Or am I really falling for him?
00:53:32Her.
00:53:36You don't want espresso.
00:53:46Hey.
00:53:47Hey.
00:53:48Do you want an espresso?
00:53:50I just figured out how to make the machine work.
00:53:53No, thank you.
00:53:54You need to have a morning meeting.
00:53:55I'm kind of in a rush.
00:53:56Okay.
00:53:56Well, don't forget Gucci.
00:53:58How could I?
00:54:01Ready, bro?
00:54:02Well, let me fix your tie.
00:54:05What do you know about ties?
00:54:07You wear t-shirts to work.
00:54:09And you wore man thongs two weeks ago.
00:54:12Touché.
00:54:14There you go.
00:54:15Okay, bye.
00:54:17Bye.
00:54:19Love you.
00:54:20Love you.
00:54:21Love you, too.
00:54:31Sorry.
00:54:32It's reflex.
00:54:33I didn't mean to say that.
00:54:34Me neither.
00:54:35Too soon.
00:54:38Talk about it later?
00:54:39Yeah.
00:54:41Okay.
00:54:42Okay.
00:54:43Ugh, could that have been any more awkward?
00:54:45And is Michelangelo really in love with me?
00:54:53Look who's here.
00:54:55Hey, my little guy.
00:54:57Hey, little Gucci.
00:54:59Look at this right here.
00:55:01Huh?
00:55:03Let's try it on.
00:55:05Oh, yeah.
00:55:06Now, here's mine, right?
00:55:09Just like that, huh?
00:55:10Yeah.
00:55:11Even got one for Big Brother.
00:55:13Right there.
00:55:14Come to Papa.
00:55:16Yeah, my boy.
00:55:18All right, all right.
00:55:20So, we got to talk about this wedding, right?
00:55:23This is two weeks off.
00:55:24Hollywood Bowl.
00:55:25They're waiting for an answer.
00:55:27And I bumped into Chris Martin on the plane.
00:55:29He says the band is free.
00:55:32You like Coldplay, right?
00:55:34That we can't have the wedding at the Hollywood Bowl.
00:55:37Cool.
00:55:39Well, all right.
00:55:40Then we'll book the Magic Castle.
00:55:42How about that?
00:55:43Not too big.
00:55:43Plenty of room for Coldplay, huh?
00:55:45Let's just pump the brakes.
00:55:47We cannot plan a wedding like this.
00:55:49What?
00:55:50Something wrong with me?
00:55:52No.
00:55:53Everything is great.
00:55:55It's better than great, honestly.
00:55:58But we cannot have a big, flashy wedding.
00:56:01That's our thing.
00:56:03It's not Amelia's thing.
00:56:05I think it'd make her uncomfortable.
00:56:08Wow.
00:56:08I never thought of that.
00:56:11You have a very good point there.
00:56:15I'm very impressed.
00:56:17You've never acted like this with any other woman.
00:56:21I can't say I've ever felt like this with another girl.
00:56:24Sounds like you might be falling in love.
00:56:27Love?
00:56:29Yeah.
00:56:31I don't know.
00:56:33He's so cute.
00:56:35All right, all right.
00:56:36Change of deal.
00:56:38Gonna cancel the Hollywood Bowl.
00:56:39All right?
00:56:40And then we'll have a nice, small, intimate affair.
00:56:43A wedding with Coldplay.
00:56:45No Coldplay, Dad.
00:56:48No Coldplay.
00:56:56So, it's about my cancer treatment.
00:57:00It's not working.
00:57:01I know it.
00:57:02I talked to my doctors yesterday.
00:57:06And I'm cured.
00:57:07What?
00:57:09You're cured?
00:57:10Oh, congratulations.
00:57:14I wasn't expecting it.
00:57:16I didn't think I would be cured in only two sessions.
00:57:20It only took two sessions?
00:57:22I almost had enough in my savings to cover that.
00:57:26Maybe I didn't need the Dino Volino's money.
00:57:28What's wrong, sis?
00:57:30We should be celebrating!
00:57:32I brought Prosecco.
00:57:34No, yeah.
00:57:36No, I'm good.
00:57:37Yeah.
00:57:38Amelia, I'm your sister.
00:57:41You can tell me anything.
00:57:43Is it Michelangelo?
00:57:45Is everything okay?
00:57:47If that punk pretty boy hurts you,
00:57:50I will take that man thong
00:57:51and give him a wedgie so far up his butt
00:57:53that it will cut him in two.
00:57:56It's not Michelangelo, Betsy.
00:58:00It's me.
00:58:03I have to tell you something.
00:58:08I cannot believe that they convinced you to do
00:58:11an arranged marriage!
00:58:14What is this, Game of Thrones?
00:58:16It was the only way that I could pay for your treatments.
00:58:18And you know that I would do anything for you.
00:58:23Actually, he's not that bad.
00:58:26I kind of like him.
00:58:28Yeah, babe, that's called Stockholm Syndrome.
00:58:31We need to get you out of there.
00:58:34Betsy, I have real feelings for him.
00:58:40But what about the tabloid stories?
00:58:42You heard what he did to that floozy in Disney World.
00:58:45They banned him for life.
00:58:48You'll never go to Epcot.
00:58:50He's not actually like the stories.
00:58:52Or at least not to me.
00:58:55He's only acting like that to get into your pants, Amelia.
00:58:59If you marry Michelangelo,
00:59:02he will make your life a living hell.
00:59:06What if you meet him?
00:59:08Yeah.
00:59:09Meet him.
00:59:10Maybe he'll change your mind.
00:59:12Maybe you'll actually like him.
00:59:14Don't count on it.
00:59:15Please, me.
00:59:17Just give him a chance.
00:59:19Fine.
00:59:21Yes.
00:59:22Only one.
00:59:23Yes.
00:59:26You won't regret it.
00:59:27I'm going to go get the Prosecco.
00:59:31You better bring the whole bottle.
00:59:36Thank you for making dinner.
00:59:38Of course.
00:59:39I'm glad she's cancer-free.
00:59:41We need to celebrate.
00:59:45Michaelangelo, you know that Betsy is the most important person in the world to me, right?
00:59:50You mean besides me?
00:59:51I'm serious.
00:59:52It's really important to me that you two get along.
00:59:55Have a glass of wine.
00:59:58Tonight's going to be great.
01:00:09It's enormous.
01:00:13Why would anybody need so much room?
01:00:17It's nice to see you too, sis.
01:00:21Nice to finally meet you, Betsy.
01:00:26So, this is the infamous, uh, Michelangelo.
01:00:35How about we start off with a glass of champagne?
01:00:37$96 Dom Perignon?
01:00:39Amelia said that's the year that you were born.
01:00:42Yeah, sorry I can't drink that fancy stuff.
01:00:44It's worth more than my car.
01:00:46Why would anybody spend that much on a drink?
01:00:50$8.99 at Ralph's.
01:00:52It's delicious.
01:00:54This was made in France.
01:00:56Sorry.
01:00:57Can't touch that stuff.
01:00:59So, who wants a drink?
01:01:02Okay.
01:01:22You hardly touch your food.
01:01:25It's a little too rich for me.
01:01:30Mine tastes great.
01:01:33So, Michelangelo, I have some big sister questions to ask about the pernuptials coming up.
01:01:40You don't mind, do you?
01:01:42Fire away.
01:01:45So, I know you two have been having your fun, but what's this relationship going to look like once that
01:01:54honeymoon phase wears off?
01:01:56I don't think it's going to.
01:01:59That's cute and all, but what about her career? Are you going to support her?
01:02:04Or kids, what's your stance on that?
01:02:06Or are you just going to jump to the next person once you get bored and this gets too serious?
01:02:11Betsy.
01:02:11Look, I know I have a past, but I'm committed to it.
01:02:18We haven't talked about kids, but I'm open to anything.
01:02:21See, Michelangelo, that's my point.
01:02:23You two are getting married, and you barely know each other.
01:02:27We don't know.
01:02:28Easy, Betsy.
01:02:31I just think it's a bad idea getting married this soon.
01:02:34And if you really cared about Amelia, you would give her the time.
01:02:38And what makes you such an expert?
01:02:41I don't see a ring on your finger.
01:02:43Michelangelo.
01:02:44You probably picked them apart the way you're doing me right now.
01:02:47It's no wonder Amelia was so uptight when I met her.
01:02:48She gets it from you.
01:02:51Are you going to let him talk to me like that, Amelia?
01:02:53You started it.
01:03:00Why don't we all just calm down?
01:03:03Betsy's just looking out for my best interests.
01:03:05No.
01:03:06She's alone and miserable and trying to drag you down with her.
01:03:09That's not fair, Michelangelo.
01:03:11She's not been fair to me since she walked through the door.
01:03:13You're the horniest bastard in Beverly Hills.
01:03:15And you're a frigid, lonely woman who cannot stand to see her sister happy.
01:03:18You know what?
01:03:19You can't talk to Betsy like that.
01:03:21That's my sister.
01:03:22She just survived cancer.
01:03:26That doesn't give her a right to insult me inside my own house.
01:03:29This is my house, too.
01:03:30And she can say whatever she wants.
01:03:32Not to me.
01:03:33You know, maybe she should be concerned.
01:03:34I don't like this side of you.
01:03:36See, I told you you should have spent more time getting to know each other.
01:03:39But I guess the contract doesn't allow for that.
01:03:41You told her?
01:03:42She's my sister.
01:03:44I don't care.
01:03:44That violates our agreement.
01:03:46Oh, is that all I am to you?
01:03:47A contractual agreement?
01:03:49Some kind of obligation?
01:03:50It's not what I meant.
01:03:52It came out wrong, Amelia.
01:03:54I love you.
01:03:55You love me?
01:03:57Don't listen to him.
01:03:58He doesn't even know what that means.
01:04:00Shut the fuck up!
01:04:02You know what?
01:04:03Maybe she was right.
01:04:04I shouldn't have signed that contract.
01:04:05It's over.
01:04:12We need to get out of here.
01:04:14I've seen too many true crime documentaries on Netflix to know what happens when you tell
01:04:18rich people secrets.
01:04:24Amelia, I know this is hard to hear, but you did the right thing.
01:04:30You do so much better than him.
01:04:33Yeah, but he isn't a monster.
01:04:36I shouldn't have said that.
01:04:38We can talk about it on the road.
01:04:40Get packing, and if we leave now, we can get to Mexico by dawn.
01:04:44Lay low for a bit.
01:04:45Mexico?
01:04:46Or Canada.
01:04:47Whatever.
01:04:48It's that, or stay here and get sued by the Dino Lavinos.
01:04:52Or worse.
01:04:54I don't think Romulus and Michelangelo would sue us.
01:04:56I mean, I only told you about the contract.
01:04:59It's not like I told the media.
01:05:01You don't know that.
01:05:05We're liabilities.
01:05:06Lose ends.
01:05:07You should listen to more True Kind podcast.
01:05:13Get rid of that thing.
01:05:15They could be tracking us right now.
01:05:18Yeah, you know, Michelangelo did manage to follow me to the ecoplex the other day.
01:05:22See?
01:05:24You could have a sniper on us.
01:05:29It's Romulus.
01:05:31Hey, Romulus.
01:05:33What?
01:05:35What do you mean Gucci's missing?
01:05:48Oh, you came.
01:05:52Against my better judgment.
01:05:54I'm not happy you've been blowing me off.
01:05:56I've just been busy, but it's over with now.
01:06:02You should punish me for straying.
01:06:05You make me sick.
01:06:08I make me sick.
01:06:18Nice underwear.
01:06:22It's a great craftsmanship.
01:06:28Okay.
01:06:29Let's get this over with.
01:06:34Is that all you have to say?
01:06:36Do you even realize how hot I am?
01:06:38I'm sorry, Chantel.
01:06:43I thought I wanted this.
01:06:46But I don't.
01:06:49I'm not the stud that I used to be.
01:06:54Amelia broke up with me.
01:06:59It feels like she's stomping on my heart with one of your shoes.
01:07:05Never in a million years did I think I'd fall for a dog walk with my hair.
01:07:08I am fucking devastated.
01:07:11And all her wishes I could take back how I acted.
01:07:14And just wanted to come back to me.
01:07:26Amelia?
01:07:28Hi, Dad.
01:07:31Gucci's gone?
01:07:32I'll be right there.
01:07:46Well, I only had him off the leash for a second, you know.
01:07:49We're practically in the house, and then all of a sudden, he just shot off like a rocket.
01:07:54I've been calling him all night, but he won't come back!
01:07:58Well, we can help you find him.
01:08:01Yeah?
01:08:01Right?
01:08:02Oh.
01:08:04Good, thanks.
01:08:05Good.
01:08:06Gucci!
01:08:07This better not be a trap.
01:08:08Just come on.
01:08:12Gucci!
01:08:13Gucci!
01:08:14Gucci!
01:08:14Hey, hey, hey!
01:08:15Where's Michelangelo?
01:08:16Huh?
01:08:17I thought you were both together.
01:08:18Why isn't he here with you?
01:08:19Oh, um, he's...
01:08:21Sorry, I'm late, Dad.
01:08:23Where were you?
01:08:24I had to stop for late night delivery at Mastrionis.
01:08:27It's Gucci's favorite prosciutto.
01:08:29This doesn't ring out of hiding.
01:08:31Nothing will.
01:08:33Smart move, kid.
01:08:34Here, ladies, take a piece of this prosciutto.
01:08:36Oh yeah, that's it.
01:08:41Give me the urx.
01:08:53Gucci!
01:08:59He's hopeless.
01:09:02We've been looking for him all night long.
01:09:06We're never gonna find him.
01:09:07Don't give up dad, he's just off having a little adventure.
01:09:10Keep looking, he'll turn up in a few minutes.
01:09:14See, they're not gonna kill us.
01:09:16I do have to admit though, I didn't expect to see this side of him.
01:09:21He's really there for his dad.
01:09:24His dad's dog.
01:09:26So you approve now?
01:09:28They didn't say that.
01:09:31Gucci!
01:09:35Gucci!
01:09:36My boy's back!
01:09:45Okay, okay.
01:09:47I'm a little closer to approving.
01:09:56I might have possibly misjudged you.
01:10:03A little.
01:10:05It's okay, most of what the tabloids publish is true.
01:10:09They just leave out part of the story.
01:10:12Amelia.
01:10:14Can we talk?
01:10:18Please?
01:10:22Amelia.
01:10:23Can we talk?
01:10:26Please?
01:10:28Okay.
01:10:38Amelia, I'm sorry about earlier tonight.
01:10:42I shouldn't have attacked your sister, and I shouldn't have blown up at you for mentioning the contract.
01:10:50I hope that you know you mean so much more to me than just a business agreement.
01:10:56Thanks for saying that.
01:10:59I needed to hear that.
01:11:02And I'm sorry for calling you a monster.
01:11:05You're not one.
01:11:08I'm still learning new things about you.
01:11:11Most of them are good.
01:11:14I'm happy we signed the contract.
01:11:17I'm not.
01:11:20You're not? What do you mean?
01:11:25Amelia, this might sound crazy, but I meant it when I said that I love you.
01:11:32And I don't want some silly piece of paper to be the reason that we stay together.
01:11:38I want to know that our love is real.
01:11:42Dad.
01:11:43What is it, son?
01:11:45I want to cancel the contract between me and Amelia.
01:11:49Why, son?
01:11:50Because I want to ask her to marry me.
01:11:54And not because of some legal obligation.
01:11:59But because she wants to.
01:12:06Consider our contracts null and void.
01:12:15Amelia.
01:12:17What will it be?
01:12:20Will you marry me?
01:12:25Will you marry me?
01:12:28Yes.
01:12:29I'll marry you.
01:12:45You've made me the happiest underwear model in the world.
01:12:48And I'm the happiest dog walker.
01:12:51Look at me.
01:12:53I'm dripping like a Roman aqueduct.
01:12:57All right, all right, you two.
01:12:59That's enough, all right?
01:13:00We spent this whole night together.
01:13:02Come over to my place, all right?
01:13:04We'll have a nice breakfast, Italian style.
01:13:08Hopefully it's not too rich for you.
01:13:10I think I can get used to it.
01:13:12And then we can all discuss the wedding, all right?
01:13:15I want to hear from everybody involved.
01:13:19Especially Coldplay.
01:13:20We're not getting Coldplay, Dad.
01:13:22It was worth a try.
01:13:48And now the bride and groom would like to give their vows.
01:13:50Michelangelo?
01:13:55Amelia.
01:13:58Even though we're far from a perfect couple, we're perfect together.
01:14:04I've learned so much from you in such a short amount of time, and not just about dogs.
01:14:11I don't know how I ever managed anything without you.
01:14:17I'm looking forward to your support and counsel as I take over the family business from my father this year.
01:14:25And in return, I promise to be patient and a loving husband as you turn our backyard into the doggy
01:14:36daycare you've always dreamed of.
01:14:43Amelia, you are the only thing better than free underwear.
01:14:49I love you so much.
01:14:56I never thought I would end up with a former man thong model, but here we are.
01:15:03Michelangelo, you've helped me come out of my shell, and you've taught me how to live life to the fullest.
01:15:08Something I hope to do more of on our honeymoon in Italy.
01:15:16And although we haven't spent much time together, it feels like a lifetime.
01:15:20In a good way.
01:15:22I know your mom would be proud of you.
01:15:24Te amo Michelangelo.
01:15:26I love you.
01:15:27With the power vested in me by Almighty God, and the city of Beverly Hills, I now pronounce you husband
01:15:33and wife.
01:15:34You may kiss your bride.
01:15:44Thanks.
01:15:46I'm Betsy.
01:15:48Amelia's sister.
01:15:49I'm Jake.
01:15:50Another dog walker.
01:15:53It's crazy.
01:15:54You know, given my sister.
01:15:55But I've always been more of a cat person.
01:15:58Me too!
01:16:00Woo!
01:16:01Woo!
01:16:02Woo!
01:16:02Woo!
01:16:03Woo!
01:16:03Woo!
01:16:07Woo!
01:16:12Woo!
01:16:12Woo!
01:16:12Woo!
01:16:12You
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